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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,434 --> 00:00:03,035 - Oh, this has been so much fun. 2 00:00:03,037 --> 00:00:04,370 I'm sorry we didn't do this sooner. 3 00:00:04,372 --> 00:00:06,305 - Oh, I can never get Neil to go anywhere. 4 00:00:06,307 --> 00:00:09,274 - I don't usually like people. 5 00:00:09,276 --> 00:00:10,376 - I hear you. 6 00:00:10,378 --> 00:00:11,410 - Especially new people. 7 00:00:11,412 --> 00:00:12,778 - There you go. 8 00:00:12,780 --> 00:00:15,114 - Ray would be happy living in the bathroom. 9 00:00:16,217 --> 00:00:17,216 - That's right. 10 00:00:17,218 --> 00:00:18,283 - See, he's like me. 11 00:00:18,285 --> 00:00:19,585 - Oh, then I feel sorry for her. 12 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:25,657 - Uh-oh, here comes trouble. 13 00:00:27,494 --> 00:00:30,229 Must have power cells. 14 00:00:33,133 --> 00:00:34,600 - You having a good time there, Spencer? 15 00:00:34,602 --> 00:00:36,402 - Must have power cells. 16 00:00:38,438 --> 00:00:40,272 - Can we have a cannoli? 17 00:00:40,274 --> 00:00:42,374 - You know what? I got some special cookies with sprinkles 18 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:43,575 in the kitchen for you guys. 19 00:00:43,577 --> 00:00:44,676 Why don't you go get those? 20 00:00:47,048 --> 00:00:48,380 - These are so good. 21 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:50,282 So your mother-in-law brings these over? 22 00:00:50,284 --> 00:00:51,683 - Yes, she does. 23 00:00:51,685 --> 00:00:55,721 From right across the street. 24 00:00:55,723 --> 00:00:59,658 - Oh, boy. They're not that good. 25 00:00:59,660 --> 00:01:02,227 - So you've met her? 26 00:01:02,229 --> 00:01:04,797 - Is that the lady who was watching me park before? 27 00:01:04,799 --> 00:01:07,433 - Yeah. Right next to the guy 28 00:01:07,435 --> 00:01:11,537 who was hitting the lawn mower with a shovel. 29 00:01:14,475 --> 00:01:15,674 - Beep! 30 00:01:15,676 --> 00:01:17,543 Enemy targets identified. 31 00:01:17,545 --> 00:01:19,411 Beep! 32 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:23,615 - We're under attack. 33 00:01:23,617 --> 00:01:25,851 - Hey, guys, you know where there's a lot of other enemies? 34 00:01:25,853 --> 00:01:27,352 Out in the backyard. 35 00:01:27,354 --> 00:01:29,822 - Negative. 36 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:35,294 - Seriously, guys, 37 00:01:35,296 --> 00:01:36,695 why don't you go outside, you know? 38 00:01:36,697 --> 00:01:38,530 See if you can do something. 39 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:42,334 Ahh! 40 00:01:42,336 --> 00:01:44,636 What the heck? 41 00:01:49,742 --> 00:01:52,277 - Target destroyed! 42 00:01:54,715 --> 00:01:56,281 - You okay there, ray? 43 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:57,316 - Yeah. 44 00:01:57,318 --> 00:01:59,351 I think I'm all right. 45 00:01:59,353 --> 00:02:02,754 My target's not completely destroyed. 46 00:02:02,756 --> 00:02:05,224 - It wasn't in that great a shape to begin with. 47 00:02:05,226 --> 00:02:06,692 I'm kidding. 48 00:02:06,694 --> 00:02:08,360 Yeah, yeah. 49 00:02:11,397 --> 00:02:13,132 Any more cannolis? 50 00:02:13,134 --> 00:02:14,900 - You know, I think there's one left in the fridge. 51 00:02:14,902 --> 00:02:16,835 - Oh, yes! 52 00:02:16,837 --> 00:02:19,471 Oh...You want it? 53 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:21,707 - Oh, no. Thank you. 54 00:02:21,709 --> 00:02:24,176 - I knew I liked you. 55 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:27,579 Oh, wait, whoa. Hold on, Spencer. 56 00:02:27,581 --> 00:02:29,448 I think the cannolis are for the grown-ups. 57 00:02:29,450 --> 00:02:30,649 The cookies are for you guys. 58 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:33,852 - I hate cookies. 59 00:02:33,854 --> 00:02:35,888 - No, they're all sprinkly and sugary, 60 00:02:35,890 --> 00:02:39,358 you know, and, you see, that's mine. 61 00:02:42,462 --> 00:02:44,696 - I'm the guest. 62 00:02:49,702 --> 00:02:52,271 Eww! This is gross! 63 00:03:01,481 --> 00:03:03,315 Robots, mobilize! 64 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:06,218 - Pow, pow, pow, pow! 65 00:03:09,422 --> 00:03:10,656 - Watch. 66 00:03:10,658 --> 00:03:12,291 His mother will fake a sprained ankle 67 00:03:12,293 --> 00:03:14,726 and will have him all winter. 68 00:03:14,728 --> 00:03:16,328 - I still win. 69 00:03:16,330 --> 00:03:19,398 It's always winter. 70 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:22,434 - Hey. 71 00:03:22,436 --> 00:03:24,236 Oh, I thought you were having a cannoli. 72 00:03:24,238 --> 00:03:27,372 - You don't see a cannoli, so obviously I didn't. 73 00:03:29,309 --> 00:03:32,244 - Well, this has been great, but we really should get going. 74 00:03:32,246 --> 00:03:34,780 Robot commander, we're blasting off. 75 00:03:34,782 --> 00:03:37,549 - When our remodel is done, you guys are coming over. 76 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,284 - But the kids are gonna want to get together before then. 77 00:03:39,286 --> 00:03:40,586 So why don't you come over next weekend? 78 00:03:40,588 --> 00:03:42,387 - Oh, we don't want to impose. 79 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:44,523 I mean, you've got Ray's parents. 80 00:03:44,525 --> 00:03:47,759 - No, no, but this is different. You're invited. 81 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:48,760 - Okay. 82 00:03:48,762 --> 00:03:50,262 Come here, Spencer. 83 00:03:50,264 --> 00:03:51,863 Can you say good-bye to ray and Debra? 84 00:03:51,865 --> 00:03:53,865 Good-bye to ray and Debra. 85 00:03:55,336 --> 00:03:57,569 Good-bye to Spencer. 86 00:03:57,571 --> 00:03:58,971 - All right, we'll see you guys later. 87 00:03:58,973 --> 00:04:00,906 - Thank you. Bye-bye. - Take care. 88 00:04:02,942 --> 00:04:06,011 Oh, wow. They are great, huh? 89 00:04:06,013 --> 00:04:08,313 You know what? They were here for four hours. 90 00:04:08,315 --> 00:04:10,449 That just flew by. 91 00:04:10,451 --> 00:04:13,452 - Yeah. 92 00:04:13,454 --> 00:04:15,020 - What? - No, nothing. 93 00:04:15,022 --> 00:04:19,791 It's just... Felt like four hours. 94 00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:22,361 - What do you mean? 95 00:04:22,363 --> 00:04:25,864 - Not crazy about the boy. 96 00:04:32,705 --> 00:04:34,506 - What? Spencer? 97 00:04:34,508 --> 00:04:35,707 Oh, come on. He's a great kid. 98 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:37,376 - Great? 99 00:04:37,378 --> 00:04:38,877 - Yeah, when I said I think they're great, 100 00:04:38,879 --> 00:04:40,979 I was including him. 101 00:04:40,981 --> 00:04:42,614 - It's not automatic. 102 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:44,316 You know, just 'cause you like the parents 103 00:04:44,318 --> 00:04:45,784 doesn't mean you have to like the kid. 104 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:47,786 - What are you talking about? Spencer's cute. 105 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:50,822 - Cute. Cute. 106 00:04:50,824 --> 00:04:54,926 So I guess the word means nothing now. 107 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:57,729 He never stopped with his voice. 108 00:04:57,731 --> 00:05:00,766 - Oh, are we criticizing someone else's voice, ray? 109 00:05:00,768 --> 00:05:04,636 - No. Ho-Dee-ho-ho. 110 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:06,405 I'm telling you, that kid, he's a pain. 111 00:05:06,407 --> 00:05:08,006 - He is not! The boys loved him. 112 00:05:08,008 --> 00:05:10,542 - He steals. 113 00:05:10,544 --> 00:05:12,311 - What? 114 00:05:12,313 --> 00:05:13,345 - My cannoli. 115 00:05:13,347 --> 00:05:16,915 He stole my cannoli. 116 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:18,684 - You know, I feel bad for you. 117 00:05:18,686 --> 00:05:20,585 I really do. 118 00:05:20,587 --> 00:05:22,888 I mean, why can't you just focus on the wonderful afternoon 119 00:05:22,890 --> 00:05:26,558 we just had instead of finding the microscopic negative? 120 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:30,329 - Oh, I need a microscope to find "robot commander! 121 00:05:30,331 --> 00:05:31,596 "Beep! Beep beep beep! 122 00:05:31,598 --> 00:05:32,698 "Beep beep beep beep beep! 123 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:34,900 "Beep! Beep beep beep beep beep! 124 00:05:34,902 --> 00:05:38,837 Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!" 125 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:40,572 I specifically said, 126 00:05:40,574 --> 00:05:42,674 "Spencer, the cannolis are for the grown-ups," okay? 127 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:43,975 "I think the cookies are for you." 128 00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:46,011 And you know what that little weasel says? 129 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:47,813 "I'm the guest!" 130 00:05:50,983 --> 00:05:52,517 - "Weasel"? 131 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:53,952 Look, he was our guest. 132 00:05:53,954 --> 00:05:55,721 If he wanted a cannoli, what's wrong with that? 133 00:05:55,723 --> 00:05:56,722 - What's wrong with that? 134 00:05:56,724 --> 00:05:58,123 He took one bite of it 135 00:05:58,125 --> 00:06:00,025 and he threw the whole thing out. 136 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:03,362 Look at him in there. 137 00:06:07,567 --> 00:06:08,633 - Ray. 138 00:06:08,635 --> 00:06:09,768 - Look at him! 139 00:06:21,481 --> 00:06:25,584 That kid is no damn good. 140 00:06:25,586 --> 00:06:28,754 - All this because you didn't get a third cannoli. 141 00:06:28,756 --> 00:06:31,656 - No, no, how about the space gun on my chair, huh? 142 00:06:31,658 --> 00:06:33,091 That could have been 143 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:35,427 an embarrassing trip to the emergency room. 144 00:06:41,934 --> 00:06:43,902 - Ray, come on. He wouldn't do that on purpose. 145 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:45,937 He was just playing. 146 00:06:45,939 --> 00:06:48,707 - He was not playing, okay? I'm a good judge of character. 147 00:06:48,709 --> 00:06:50,776 That kid, he knew exactly what he was doing. 148 00:06:50,778 --> 00:06:51,877 - He's eight. 149 00:06:51,879 --> 00:06:54,413 - That's 40 in weasel years. 150 00:06:56,949 --> 00:06:58,683 - Come on. Would you just stop it? 151 00:06:58,685 --> 00:07:00,485 Are you really going to let this little thing 152 00:07:00,487 --> 00:07:01,620 ruin a great friendship? 153 00:07:01,622 --> 00:07:02,788 - Come on, what friendship? 154 00:07:02,790 --> 00:07:04,122 We just met these people. 155 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:05,757 - Yeah, and you liked them immediately. 156 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:07,492 You wanted to play golf with him. 157 00:07:07,494 --> 00:07:09,494 - Yes, yeah. I'll golf with him, okay? 158 00:07:09,496 --> 00:07:11,196 If the kid's gonna caddy, I'm out! 159 00:07:11,198 --> 00:07:14,733 - You know what? You have a problem. 160 00:07:14,735 --> 00:07:16,435 You don't want me to make friends. 161 00:07:16,437 --> 00:07:18,570 - Oh, look, don't get all crazy, all right? 162 00:07:18,572 --> 00:07:20,005 - Listen, I want to make friends. 163 00:07:20,007 --> 00:07:21,740 Why can't I have friends? 164 00:07:21,742 --> 00:07:25,577 - I'm your friend! 165 00:07:25,579 --> 00:07:30,148 - This is the argument? 166 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:31,616 - Look, I'm telling you. 167 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:33,685 I just don't like that kid. 168 00:07:33,687 --> 00:07:36,054 I don't make you spend time with people that you don't like. 169 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:40,559 - Oh, no? 170 00:07:40,561 --> 00:07:41,927 - What? Oh, my parents? 171 00:07:41,929 --> 00:07:42,928 - Yes, your parents. 172 00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:44,529 They take up all the time 173 00:07:44,531 --> 00:07:46,097 that we would normally spend with friends. 174 00:07:46,099 --> 00:07:47,666 In fact, they're friend-repellent. 175 00:07:47,668 --> 00:07:49,568 - Look, you want to be friends 176 00:07:49,570 --> 00:07:51,136 with Lauren and Neil, that's fine. 177 00:07:51,138 --> 00:07:53,004 We can spend as much time as you want with them, 178 00:07:53,006 --> 00:07:54,072 just not with the kids. 179 00:07:54,074 --> 00:07:56,007 - You don't like kids. 180 00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:58,510 - Wha...Wha... 181 00:07:58,512 --> 00:07:59,711 What are you saying? 182 00:07:59,713 --> 00:08:01,580 - Name one kid that you like. 183 00:08:01,582 --> 00:08:03,548 - Bernie and Linda's kid, David. 184 00:08:03,550 --> 00:08:06,618 - Benjamin. - Whatever! 185 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:08,753 That is a great kid. 186 00:08:08,755 --> 00:08:10,055 - We never see him. 187 00:08:10,057 --> 00:08:11,490 - That's right. 188 00:08:11,492 --> 00:08:13,024 He gives us a chance to miss him. 189 00:08:13,026 --> 00:08:14,259 And in a couple of years, 190 00:08:14,261 --> 00:08:16,528 I look forward to seeing him again. 191 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:23,802 - Okay, you listen to me. 192 00:08:23,804 --> 00:08:27,172 The williamsons are perfect family friends. 193 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:28,740 We like them, 194 00:08:28,742 --> 00:08:30,709 and they have a kid that our kids love, 195 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:34,613 and we should be able to get together with them as a group. 196 00:08:38,284 --> 00:08:39,584 - Okay. 197 00:08:39,586 --> 00:08:41,086 - Okay. Good. 198 00:08:41,088 --> 00:08:42,087 Thank you. 199 00:08:42,089 --> 00:08:43,255 - But I won't be there. 200 00:08:43,257 --> 00:08:46,525 - Okay. Fine. 201 00:08:46,527 --> 00:08:47,959 Then you can tell the williamsons 202 00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:49,794 that you're not spending time with them 203 00:08:49,796 --> 00:08:51,763 because you have a problem with their child. 204 00:08:51,765 --> 00:08:55,634 - I won't have to tell them because I won't be there. 205 00:08:55,636 --> 00:08:57,002 - Okay, then, I'll tell them. 206 00:08:57,004 --> 00:08:58,703 - Fine with me. - Yeah, I will. 207 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:00,272 And you know what? It'll ruin the friendship. 208 00:09:00,274 --> 00:09:02,274 - Also fine. - No! 209 00:09:02,276 --> 00:09:03,875 You are doing this for me! 210 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:06,678 How often do I ask you to do something for me? 211 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:07,979 - Every day! 212 00:09:07,981 --> 00:09:10,148 And every day I have to say no. 213 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:12,150 Let's stop the charade! 214 00:09:19,191 --> 00:09:20,225 - Raymond. 215 00:09:21,994 --> 00:09:24,963 We are going to be friends with these people, 216 00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:26,898 and you are going to make it work 217 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:29,100 because you are a grown man, 218 00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:31,269 and I believe that you can do this. 219 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:33,572 I believe that you can get along 220 00:09:33,574 --> 00:09:35,774 with an 8-year-old child. 221 00:09:35,776 --> 00:09:37,042 I really do. 222 00:09:46,752 --> 00:09:48,320 - He hurt my heinie. 223 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:02,767 - Raymond's skin is nice now, 224 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:07,105 but when he was younger, he had blemishes. 225 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:09,107 - Okay, ma. 226 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:11,009 - Remember when you came home from school crying 227 00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:14,279 because they called you "pimply Pete"? 228 00:10:18,050 --> 00:10:22,053 Pimply Pete! 229 00:10:22,055 --> 00:10:23,288 - Shut up! 230 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:25,256 - What? You grew out of it. 231 00:10:25,258 --> 00:10:27,392 Just like Robbie and his nighttime accidents. 232 00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:29,227 - Ma! Ma! 233 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:36,368 - Stop! 234 00:10:36,370 --> 00:10:38,203 Dad, they're bothering me! 235 00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:40,305 - Okay, all right, guys, let's leave her alone, okay? 236 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:41,840 - But we must feed or we will die! 237 00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:43,375 - Oh, they're hungry? 238 00:10:43,377 --> 00:10:46,978 'Cause I got chicken cacciatore across the street. 239 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:50,315 - No, ma, they're just having fun, playing. 240 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:51,950 - Ally, go play on daddy's computer. 241 00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:53,251 - Yeah, guys, why don't you take Spencer 242 00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:54,653 and go play in your room. 243 00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:56,421 - Let's go jump on your beds. 244 00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:58,323 - Whoa. Whoa. Hold on there, buddy. 245 00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:01,860 Let's not jump on the beds, okay? 246 00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:02,961 - But we have to. 247 00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:06,164 We're flying spiders. 248 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:10,001 - Well, hold on. Wait a second, big guy. 249 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,770 I mean, spiders don't fly. 250 00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:15,006 - Actually, they do. 251 00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:22,047 - Actually... 252 00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:24,182 They crawl around, 253 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,751 and they spin webs, right? 254 00:11:26,753 --> 00:11:30,255 - They also use their webs to float on air currents. 255 00:11:33,459 --> 00:11:34,959 - Air currents. 256 00:11:34,961 --> 00:11:36,361 He's very bright. 257 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,997 - Thank you. 258 00:11:38,999 --> 00:11:41,099 - He loves to debate like this. 259 00:11:44,003 --> 00:11:47,072 - I mean, maybe they use their webs to swing around, 260 00:11:47,074 --> 00:11:48,306 you know, like spider-man! 261 00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:49,808 Spider-man, right? 262 00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:51,142 He shoots webs out of his wrists, 263 00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:52,277 and he goes swinging around. 264 00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:54,312 - That's a movie. 265 00:12:00,454 --> 00:12:03,221 He got you there, Einstein. 266 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:10,862 - No, he doesn't, dad. 267 00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:12,497 I'm just saying... 268 00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:16,101 If he could fly, he'd be superman. 269 00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:17,302 - Where are you going with this? 270 00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:18,503 - Just listen. 271 00:12:21,173 --> 00:12:25,076 But he can't, so he's spider-man. 272 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,478 So he doesn't fly. 273 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:29,981 He doesn't jump on the beds. 274 00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:32,817 So go have fun. 275 00:12:41,026 --> 00:12:43,928 - Precious. 276 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,897 - Thank you. - Thank you. 277 00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:48,299 - Okay, I'll be right back. 278 00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:49,801 Did you see the look that he gave me? 279 00:12:53,906 --> 00:12:55,073 - What are you doing? 280 00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:56,541 - Looking for an aspirin. 281 00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:59,110 That little Spencer's giving me a headache. 282 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,913 - He's got some voice. 283 00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:09,954 We could play a tape of that outside hostage standoffs. 284 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:11,990 - Thank you very much. 285 00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:14,125 Debra thinks I'm a jerk just 'cause I can't stand him. 286 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:18,129 - Who can't we stand? Your mother? 287 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,098 - No, we're talking about that Spencer. 288 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:24,936 Kid's weird. 289 00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:26,204 - I know, right? Isn't he annoying? 290 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:27,205 He's annoying. 291 00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:28,573 - Sure. He's a kid. 292 00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:30,542 All kids are annoying. 293 00:13:30,544 --> 00:13:32,544 You two were horrible. 294 00:13:32,546 --> 00:13:34,145 - We weren't. 295 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,181 - Oh, yes, very much so. 296 00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:38,049 You'd go around talking funny, 297 00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:41,486 playing your stupid crap. 298 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:44,422 It bugged the hell out of me. 299 00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:46,925 - Look, dad, this kid's in a class by himself, okay? 300 00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:48,459 I was nothing like him. 301 00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:54,499 - Well, he's definitely smarter than you were. 302 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:57,101 Even now, it's pretty close. 303 00:14:05,377 --> 00:14:07,879 - Hey, you stink. 304 00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:10,582 - You stink. 305 00:14:10,584 --> 00:14:12,951 - No, according to your refrigerator, 306 00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,252 you stink. 307 00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:25,930 - It's that-- that damned Spencer! 308 00:14:25,932 --> 00:14:27,565 Oh, so now I stink? 309 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,167 He comes into my house, 310 00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:33,872 he writes I stink with my alphabet magnets! 311 00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:35,573 - You don't know for sure it was Spencer. 312 00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:37,408 - Was it you? - No. 313 00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:39,043 - You? 314 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,578 - If I did it, it wouldn't say "stinks." 315 00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:47,218 - Then it was Spencer. 316 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,586 - It could be the twins. 317 00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:52,056 - No, they would write "daddy stinks." 318 00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:54,092 - Come on, you two. I've got chicken for you. 319 00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:56,527 Raymond, I think your friends are delightful. 320 00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:59,330 - Yeah. They're great. 321 00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:00,632 - What's the matter? 322 00:15:00,634 --> 00:15:02,667 - Raymond stinks. 323 00:15:06,338 --> 00:15:07,672 - don't say that. 324 00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:09,941 He just smells natural. 325 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:20,285 - Jeezaloo! What the hell is that? 326 00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:21,686 - That's Spencer! 327 00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:23,488 He's got the kids jumping on the beds! 328 00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:25,623 That's it. I'm going up there. 329 00:15:30,629 --> 00:15:32,196 - Come on. Let's eat. 330 00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:33,498 - You go ahead. 331 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:38,169 I want to take a crack at this. 332 00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:39,938 - Spider power! 333 00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:42,240 - Hey, hey! Ho, guys, no jumping, huh? 334 00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:43,675 No jumping on the beds, okay? 335 00:15:43,677 --> 00:15:46,210 Come on, Spence, buddy, no jumping. 336 00:15:46,212 --> 00:15:48,947 - My name's not "Spence buddy." 337 00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:53,584 - Okay, all right. Listen, Spencer. 338 00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:55,086 I'm serious, okay? 339 00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:56,554 No more jumping. 340 00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:59,624 Listen. Listen, Spencer, you-- 341 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:02,493 - ray stinks! 342 00:16:04,663 --> 00:16:05,663 - Oh, no, you-- 343 00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:07,265 ow! Ohh! 344 00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:14,973 - Boys, boys, let's not run in the house! 345 00:16:25,284 --> 00:16:26,551 - Yeah, having fun! 346 00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:27,585 - Ray, what are you doing? 347 00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:28,686 - I'll be right back! 348 00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:46,137 Okay, wait. Wait a second. 349 00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:48,473 No, listen. 350 00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:51,275 Okay, Spencer, I really need to talk to you right now. 351 00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:53,144 Evasive action! Beep! Beep! 352 00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:55,213 - Stop. Enough! Enough of the robot stuff. 353 00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:57,382 I'm not fooling around. You have to stop this. 354 00:16:57,384 --> 00:17:00,018 Come on, stop it. Now! 355 00:17:03,455 --> 00:17:05,156 Okay, look, Spencer, 356 00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:07,058 I don't know exactly what's happening, 357 00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:09,327 but I think you're having a little trouble listening, right? 358 00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:11,629 System failure. 359 00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:15,466 Booooo! 360 00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:17,235 - What are you doing? 361 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:18,636 Okay, nobody likes this. Come on. 362 00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:20,671 Wake up. 363 00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:21,706 - Everything okay? 364 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,174 - Oh, yeah. 365 00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:24,675 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Totally, yeah. 366 00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:26,477 He's just doing that thing he does, 367 00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:28,746 that funny, funny robot thing. 368 00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:32,550 - Oh, this looks like a system failure. 369 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,552 Pal, did something happen? 370 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,220 - He yelled at me. 371 00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:37,522 - Ray. 372 00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:39,090 - Oh, no, no, no, no. Not at all. 373 00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:40,458 That wasn't yelling, Spence, buddy. 374 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:41,759 Spencer, huh? 375 00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:43,461 I didn't want your system to fail, 376 00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:45,496 just wanted you to stop running so I could talk to you. 377 00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:48,266 That's all, yeah. No big deal, no big deal. 378 00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:50,068 Just, you know, about listening to adults 379 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:51,502 and not saying they stink 380 00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:54,305 and also writing it on the refrigerator. 381 00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:55,840 No big deal. 382 00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:58,376 - Did you write on ray and Debra's refrigerator? 383 00:17:58,378 --> 00:17:59,610 - No. 384 00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:01,779 - Actually, yeah, with magnets. 385 00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:04,248 Yeah, he spelled out "ray stinks." 386 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,683 No big deal. 387 00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:06,851 - Spence. 388 00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:08,486 - We were all doing it. 389 00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:10,521 - Well, good. I'm glad you told me. 390 00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:12,423 Because I'm gonna definitely gonna have a word 391 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,192 with Michael and Geoffrey later, thanks. 392 00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:15,793 - I think they were just fooling around. 393 00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:17,495 - Yeah, honey, why don't you and the boys go play? 394 00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:18,830 - Okay. 395 00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:25,536 - He gets so involved in his games. 396 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,472 - Yeah, he's great, yeah. 397 00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:29,273 - You see, the flipside to him being so bright 398 00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,509 and so energetic is that he's also very sensitive. 399 00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:35,379 - And he responds much better to rational discussion 400 00:18:35,381 --> 00:18:36,581 than yelling. 401 00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:38,583 - Yeah, ray. 402 00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:40,751 - Oh, no, no. I didn't yell. 403 00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:43,354 I was doing a singsong thing, you know? 404 00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:44,622 Spencer, stop running 405 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,491 you know? That's all. 406 00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:48,259 That's what he heard. 407 00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:50,795 - Well, still, you're this big, intimidating adult. 408 00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:53,297 It was probably a little bit scary for him. 409 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:54,799 - It's all right, ray. 410 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,434 Most people don't realize that they have to adjust 411 00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:57,668 their approach with this kind of child. 412 00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:58,703 - Yeah, okay. All right. 413 00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:00,538 - It's a little bit weird 414 00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:02,573 when you're dealing with other people's children. 415 00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,609 They're used to a whole different parenting style. 416 00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:06,844 - You're so right, Debra. We're all so used to our own. 417 00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,679 And because your kids are more conventional, 418 00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:12,250 you're used to doing things differently. 419 00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:13,584 What do you mean? 420 00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:14,585 - Oh, no, no. You know what I mean. 421 00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,721 They're terrific. 422 00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:18,856 - That's good, 'cause it's just the "conventional"-- 423 00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:20,691 - no, no. That's not it at all. 424 00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:22,293 That was a poor choice of words. 425 00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:24,695 We think your kids are wonderful. 426 00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:27,398 - Wonderful! 427 00:19:29,468 --> 00:19:31,536 - Really, Debra, your boys are adorable. 428 00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:33,504 - And I'm sure in terms of their development, 429 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:36,474 they're absolutely where they should be. 430 00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:38,309 - Yeah, I see. 431 00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:40,378 In terms of their development. 432 00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:41,946 - Yeah, you see, we're just used to Spencer, 433 00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:43,948 who's been identified as gifted, 434 00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:45,650 although we don't like to use that word. 435 00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:48,319 - Yeah, some people could take it the wrong way. 436 00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:52,223 - Yeah, I can see that. 437 00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:55,193 - It's just that Spencer is... 438 00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:56,460 - Special. 439 00:19:56,462 --> 00:19:58,696 - Right. 440 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,865 Wait, what? 441 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,934 - No, nothing. He's special. 442 00:20:02,936 --> 00:20:05,636 Yeah, Spencer is... Unique. 443 00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:07,605 - Ha-hoo! 444 00:20:11,810 --> 00:20:15,379 - And your kids are marvelous. 445 00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:27,291 - Well, I should help clean up in there 446 00:20:27,293 --> 00:20:28,793 because we've got to get going. 447 00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:29,794 - Already? 448 00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:31,229 - Yeah. Hey, Spencer. 449 00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:32,630 Let's get moving, pal! Come on. 450 00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:34,298 - Bluh bluh bluh! Bluh bluh bluh! 451 00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:35,933 Bluh bluh bluh! Bluh! Bluh! Bluh bluh bluh! 452 00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:37,535 - That's a gifted boy. 453 00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:40,671 - Bluh bluh bluh! Bluh bluh bluh! 454 00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:42,240 - Come on, honey. Let's say good-bye. 455 00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:45,309 - Haaa. 456 00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:49,313 Can you help me? 457 00:20:49,315 --> 00:20:51,382 - Come on, bud, let's go! 458 00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:54,619 - I'm invisible now! Invisible! 459 00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:56,821 - Spencer, we can see you! 460 00:20:58,724 --> 00:21:01,626 - Bunch of freaks. 461 00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:02,760 - I got him. I got him. 462 00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,395 - Spencer, stop kicking. 463 00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:06,631 - No, I hate you. 464 00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:08,766 - Take care. 465 00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:14,305 Ah, that's too bad. The kids really liked him. 466 00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:16,807 What are we going to tell them? 467 00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:19,410 - Well, we'll just explain to them 468 00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:22,647 that a wicked witch baked him in a pie. 469 00:21:48,473 --> 00:21:49,507 - Frank! 32233

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