Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:10,576
- Ah.
2
00:00:57,725 --> 00:01:00,359
- What?
- Nothin'.
3
00:01:00,361 --> 00:01:01,593
- No, what?
4
00:01:01,595 --> 00:01:03,662
- Nothin'. I'm just
waiting for the mirror.
5
00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:09,435
- Got to pluck your eyebrows
before you go to bed?
6
00:01:09,437 --> 00:01:10,602
What's with that?
7
00:01:10,604 --> 00:01:12,604
You're just gonna
mush 'em up, anyway.
8
00:01:12,606 --> 00:01:16,475
- Well, you comb your hair.
How stupid is that?
9
00:01:16,477 --> 00:01:18,210
- That's my routine.
10
00:01:18,212 --> 00:01:20,546
Wash face, comb hair,
brush teeth...
11
00:01:20,548 --> 00:01:23,849
Scrape tongue.
12
00:01:23,851 --> 00:01:25,451
You never know when
that "blue moon"
13
00:01:25,453 --> 00:01:27,853
is gonna pop up.
14
00:01:27,855 --> 00:01:30,255
- Well, you're getting
in the way of my routine.
15
00:01:30,257 --> 00:01:32,191
- Well, it's my bathroom, too,
you know.
16
00:01:32,193 --> 00:01:35,394
- Yes, I know.
17
00:01:35,396 --> 00:01:37,362
- I guess I should
just move out
18
00:01:37,364 --> 00:01:38,831
and leave the whole bathroom
to you.
19
00:01:39,866 --> 00:01:43,535
- Really?
20
00:01:43,537 --> 00:01:44,837
- Huh?
21
00:01:44,839 --> 00:01:47,773
- Could I have
the bathroom?
22
00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:50,342
- What do you mean?
23
00:01:50,344 --> 00:01:52,377
- Oh, forget it.
24
00:01:52,379 --> 00:01:55,114
- What, you want me to
move out of our bathroom?
25
00:01:55,116 --> 00:01:57,249
- No...No.
I guess we can just...
26
00:01:57,251 --> 00:01:59,852
Go on like this...
27
00:02:00,753 --> 00:02:03,222
Forever.
28
00:02:03,224 --> 00:02:06,792
- Wait, what's wrong with me
being in this bathroom?
29
00:02:06,794 --> 00:02:08,327
What?
30
00:02:08,329 --> 00:02:10,395
Every time I spit on you,
I wipe you off.
31
00:02:10,397 --> 00:02:14,533
No, I know that,
and I appreciate it.
32
00:02:14,535 --> 00:02:16,802
It's just that there's always
puddles of water
33
00:02:16,804 --> 00:02:18,370
on the floor after you shower,
34
00:02:18,372 --> 00:02:20,772
and you leave
your wet towel on the tub.
35
00:02:20,774 --> 00:02:22,608
You use my roll-on deodorant.
You take--
36
00:02:22,610 --> 00:02:23,809
- wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
37
00:02:23,811 --> 00:02:25,544
I don't use
your roll-on deodorant, okay.
38
00:02:25,546 --> 00:02:27,546
That goes against
everything I stand for.
39
00:02:28,681 --> 00:02:31,517
- Ray, I found a hair.
40
00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:36,355
- All right, one time!
41
00:02:36,357 --> 00:02:38,157
One! One!
One lousy swipe.
42
00:02:38,159 --> 00:02:41,827
That hair must have
been very loose.
43
00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:42,828
- Okay.
It's okay.
44
00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:43,829
I threw the whole thing out
45
00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:45,831
before it ever touched me.
46
00:02:47,734 --> 00:02:50,769
- Do I disgust you?
I disgust you, don't I?
47
00:02:50,771 --> 00:02:52,871
- No, no, no.
48
00:02:52,873 --> 00:02:55,607
Not all the time.
49
00:02:55,609 --> 00:02:56,875
It's just that...
50
00:02:56,877 --> 00:02:59,678
You know, there's no room
for my stuff.
51
00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:00,846
Do you know how much
I would love
52
00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:02,548
to have a thing
of q-tips right here?
53
00:03:02,550 --> 00:03:04,917
Or have my curling iron
always plugged in?
54
00:03:04,919 --> 00:03:07,252
Or my make-up laid out
where I could see everything
55
00:03:07,254 --> 00:03:09,721
instead of stuffed in a box
under the sink?
56
00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:11,857
- Okay.
- I just--
57
00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:12,958
- okay, listen,
58
00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:14,793
I'll use the bathroom
down the hall.
59
00:03:14,795 --> 00:03:16,361
- No, no, no.
That's not why I said it.
60
00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:17,629
I don't want you
to do that.
61
00:03:17,631 --> 00:03:19,364
- No, it's nothing.
It's easy for me.
62
00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:21,533
Toothbrush, razor, comb--
what do I need?
63
00:03:22,936 --> 00:03:25,571
- You would really do that?
64
00:03:25,573 --> 00:03:26,772
- Not just for anybody.
65
00:03:26,774 --> 00:03:30,475
For the woman
I'm having sex with tonight.
66
00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:48,794
- Michael, come on!
I'm late for work!
67
00:03:48,796 --> 00:03:51,496
Aw, you did this yesterday!
68
00:03:51,498 --> 00:03:55,500
You've been on the toilet
for half an hour!
69
00:03:55,502 --> 00:03:58,570
Come on,
you're 7, not 67!
70
00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:03,942
Were you playing
with your action figures?
71
00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:06,278
- It helps me.
72
00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:09,514
- All right, come on.
Go, go. Go to school.
73
00:04:09,516 --> 00:04:12,017
Aw, no!
74
00:04:12,019 --> 00:04:15,454
No, come on!
This is not good!
75
00:04:15,456 --> 00:04:18,624
Pick up your clothes!
76
00:04:18,626 --> 00:04:21,927
At least hang the towel
on the knob, huh?
77
00:04:23,730 --> 00:04:27,032
Toilet paper doesn't
belong on the floor!
78
00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,970
It's like a bus station
in here.
79
00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:58,997
- Daddy, I have to go
to the bathroom.
80
00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:01,333
- Yeah, all right.
Go ahead.
81
00:05:01,335 --> 00:05:02,567
- Daddy!
82
00:05:02,569 --> 00:05:03,802
- What?
83
00:05:08,508 --> 00:05:10,509
All right.
84
00:05:10,511 --> 00:05:12,811
I'm leaving.
85
00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:16,415
Here.
Knock yourself out.
86
00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:37,502
What the hell?
87
00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:39,705
- I lit
the candles for you.
88
00:05:39,707 --> 00:05:41,840
- Oh, I can't wait!
89
00:05:44,410 --> 00:05:46,078
Oh, my.
90
00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:48,747
It's beautiful!
91
00:05:48,749 --> 00:05:49,815
- Oh, hi.
92
00:05:49,817 --> 00:05:51,583
- Oh, hello, Raymond.
- Hey.
93
00:05:51,585 --> 00:05:53,852
- I just brought your mother up
to show off.
94
00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:55,520
- When did you do this?
95
00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:58,023
Oh, and I took your suggestion,
Marie.
96
00:05:58,025 --> 00:06:00,859
I put the lights
on a dimmer.
97
00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:01,927
Huh?
98
00:06:01,929 --> 00:06:04,863
- Oh, that's nice.
99
00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:06,498
I always dim them,
100
00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:09,134
and then I light
a gardenia candle.
101
00:06:09,136 --> 00:06:10,969
Then I'm ready
to drop my robe
102
00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:13,872
and slide into
my bubble bath.
103
00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:17,909
- I'm gonna sit.
104
00:06:17,911 --> 00:06:22,381
- Oh, oh, and look at this.
105
00:06:22,383 --> 00:06:25,384
- Oh, you got one of those!
- Yes.
106
00:06:25,386 --> 00:06:26,818
- Oh, you two are
going to be so happy
107
00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:29,654
that you've done all this.
108
00:06:29,656 --> 00:06:32,457
You know,
when Robbie moved out,
109
00:06:32,459 --> 00:06:34,593
I took over the boys' bathroom,
110
00:06:34,595 --> 00:06:38,830
and now frank and I
get along so much better.
111
00:06:38,832 --> 00:06:40,532
- Yeah, Debra and I
have always dreamed of
112
00:06:40,534 --> 00:06:42,534
having a marriage
like yours.
113
00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:46,071
- Oh, I better go;
I'm expecting a delivery,
114
00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:48,673
and your father
doesn't have pants on.
115
00:06:48,675 --> 00:06:50,876
You did a marvelous job,
Debra.
116
00:06:50,878 --> 00:06:54,413
I just may have to
bathe here myself sometime.
117
00:06:56,149 --> 00:06:59,151
- Lot of nice images today.
118
00:07:04,490 --> 00:07:06,658
- So, what do you think?
119
00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:08,026
- Oh, it's incredible.
- Uh-huh.
120
00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:09,728
What do you got coming
out of the tap now,
121
00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:11,897
holy water?
122
00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:17,602
- So how's all this
working out for you?
123
00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:19,938
- Oh, terrific.
Yeah.
124
00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:23,442
It was kind of crowded
in the kids' bathroom.
125
00:07:23,444 --> 00:07:26,978
I thought I'd come back
and visit the old neighborhood.
126
00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:29,448
- So you want to use this?
127
00:07:29,450 --> 00:07:31,016
Okay.
Go ahead.
128
00:07:31,018 --> 00:07:32,117
- Yeah, really?
Okay.
129
00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:34,119
- Sure.
- All right, thanks.
130
00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:44,663
Sorry.
131
00:07:48,501 --> 00:07:51,036
How 'bout I just, uh...
132
00:07:55,208 --> 00:07:57,843
You know what?
I don't need a bathroom.
133
00:08:13,593 --> 00:08:15,594
- Hey.
134
00:08:15,596 --> 00:08:18,830
Well, well, look at this.
135
00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:20,665
What do we have here, dad?
136
00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:22,067
- Well, Robert,
did you hear?
137
00:08:22,069 --> 00:08:24,836
Debra kicked him
out of his bathroom.
138
00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,071
- She didn't kick me out.
139
00:08:26,073 --> 00:08:27,205
I gave it to her.
140
00:08:27,207 --> 00:08:28,907
- You gave it to her?
141
00:08:28,909 --> 00:08:30,041
- Why?
142
00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:32,110
- Because I spit, she sighed,
143
00:08:32,112 --> 00:08:34,212
I felt bad, and here I am.
144
00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:38,183
- You just gave up the bathroom?
145
00:08:38,185 --> 00:08:41,520
That's the most important
room of the house.
146
00:08:41,522 --> 00:08:45,991
It's the only place a man
can truly express himself.
147
00:08:45,993 --> 00:08:50,795
- Oh, I'm familiar with
some of your expressions, dad.
148
00:08:50,797 --> 00:08:54,766
- I'm not kidding around,
Mary Alice.
149
00:08:54,768 --> 00:08:57,202
Let the woman have
the kitchen and the bedroom.
150
00:08:57,204 --> 00:09:01,206
The bathroom
belongs to the king.
151
00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:06,044
- Yes, and it appears Raymond
has abdicated his throne.
152
00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:10,549
- It's no big deal,
all right?
153
00:09:10,551 --> 00:09:13,318
This is a compromise you make
when you live with a person.
154
00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:14,920
- Compromise.
155
00:09:14,922 --> 00:09:19,858
That's what the loser says
to explain what happened.
156
00:09:19,860 --> 00:09:21,927
- Look, there's nothing wrong
with Debra
157
00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:24,963
having a place in the house
that's hers.
158
00:09:28,334 --> 00:09:31,069
- Oh, yeah?
Where's your place, ray?
159
00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:33,572
- I got my office.
160
00:09:33,574 --> 00:09:36,107
- You mean your little
wooden desk down in the basement
161
00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:38,743
next to the hot-water heater?
162
00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:42,147
- Look, what you two geniuses
don't understand
163
00:09:42,149 --> 00:09:43,648
is that ever since
I did this,
164
00:09:43,650 --> 00:09:45,917
the wife has been
in a great mood.
165
00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:48,853
As a matter of fact,
last night, we...
166
00:09:48,855 --> 00:09:52,123
Uh-huh...
167
00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:54,326
And no begging.
168
00:09:59,799 --> 00:10:03,068
- And how long do you think
that's gonna last?
169
00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:05,637
- Look, all I know is when
I said I'd get out of there,
170
00:10:05,639 --> 00:10:08,640
she's been all happy,
and that's good enough for me.
171
00:10:08,642 --> 00:10:10,008
- Why don't you
move out completely?
172
00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:11,977
You'll get action
all the time.
173
00:10:16,015 --> 00:10:18,016
- I'll tell you
why she's happy.
174
00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:20,752
She's the king now.
175
00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:21,953
And who are you?
176
00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:24,723
Look at yourself
in the toaster!
177
00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:30,061
You're the court Jester,
178
00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:32,931
shaving in the kitchen sink.
179
00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:34,332
You listen to me, you dope.
180
00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:36,001
You take back this house,
or pretty soon,
181
00:10:36,003 --> 00:10:40,038
you'll be outside pitching
a tent over the sandbox!
182
00:10:41,874 --> 00:10:43,742
- I don't need to
take back this house.
183
00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:45,010
It's my house, all right?
184
00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:46,144
It's always been my house,
185
00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:48,913
nd it'll always be my house,
all right?
186
00:10:48,915 --> 00:10:51,116
So just mind your businesses,
both of you.
187
00:10:55,121 --> 00:10:57,322
- You know what?
You're right, Raymond.
188
00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:59,791
I feel bad about
what I said.
189
00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:02,127
You deserve to relax.
190
00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:03,828
Let me run you
a hot bath.
191
00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:26,885
- Well, I know, but you
shouldn't be going to bars.
192
00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:29,888
You are never gonna
meet guys that way, Amy.
193
00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:31,189
Hold on one second.
194
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,992
Ray, have you seen
last month's bank statement?
195
00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:35,226
Are you sure?
196
00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:40,465
Where did I
put that thing?
197
00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:42,834
Why would you
go to a sports bar?
198
00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:46,304
Come on, I mean aren't all those
guys in the worst shape?
199
00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:53,912
- I'm sure I put it
on this desk somewhere.
200
00:11:55,948 --> 00:11:58,083
- Oh.
201
00:11:58,085 --> 00:12:01,186
- Ah! There we go.
I found it.
202
00:12:01,188 --> 00:12:05,123
Oh...
203
00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:07,358
- Wow! I think our bank
is ripping us off.
204
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:10,195
These atm fees
are unbelievable.
205
00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:15,800
- But anyway, you know what
would be good for you?
206
00:12:15,802 --> 00:12:18,870
On-line dating services.
Uh-huh.
207
00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:20,238
- All right, that's it.
Get out!
208
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,439
- What?
209
00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:22,774
- "Oh, Amy,
210
00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:24,743
bok-bok-bok-bok-
bok-bok-bok-bok."
211
00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:26,745
Get out.
212
00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:36,321
- Amy...
213
00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:40,091
Can I call you back?
214
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:43,928
Okay.
215
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:47,031
Is there something wrong?
216
00:12:47,033 --> 00:12:48,800
- You've got every room
in the house.
217
00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:50,502
You got the kitchen,
you got the bedroom.
218
00:12:50,504 --> 00:12:52,103
The living room isn't mine.
219
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,438
I even handed over
the bathroom,
220
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:56,040
my throne, my very throne.
221
00:12:56,042 --> 00:12:57,375
I would think
the least you could do
222
00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:59,110
is let me have
my little dungeon down here,
223
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,346
where, by the way,
I happen to make all the money
224
00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:03,314
that pays for this
whole castle.
225
00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:05,917
Or is that
too much to ask?
226
00:13:07,219 --> 00:13:09,854
- No.
227
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:19,030
- That's right.
228
00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:21,199
Aah!
229
00:13:35,347 --> 00:13:36,815
- What are you doin'?
230
00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:38,383
- What am I doing?
231
00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:41,352
I'm giving the bathroom king
his throne back.
232
00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:46,224
- Look, I was just
trying to make a point.
233
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:48,526
I want a little space
to myself downstairs.
234
00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:50,962
- Then why didn't you say that
instead of giving a big speech
235
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:52,330
about how you have nothing?
236
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:55,466
- When did you say,
"excuse me,
237
00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:58,269
I just need some space
right now in my office"?
238
00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:00,471
- When I sighed.
239
00:14:05,077 --> 00:14:06,878
- You sighed?
240
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:09,047
- Yeah, I went....
241
00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:11,916
- What? I'm supposed
to know what that means?
242
00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:13,885
- Yes, because when you went...
243
00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:17,488
I gave you the bathroom.
244
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:19,123
- I never went...
245
00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:22,293
You practically fogged up
the mirror with your...
246
00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:25,029
Meantime, you didn't
get the message,
247
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:28,600
even though I had to go...
248
00:14:28,602 --> 00:14:29,968
- Okay, fine--
249
00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:34,505
- give me a second.
I'm a little dizzy.
250
00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:35,573
- If--if I did sigh,
251
00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:37,242
I didn't mean
anything by it.
252
00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:39,110
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
253
00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:41,613
I know you too well.
I know exactly what it meant.
254
00:14:41,615 --> 00:14:44,883
It meant
"you smell. Get out."
255
00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:48,486
- Ray, you may smell,
but you offered to leave!
256
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:49,554
- Well, I didn't mean it.
257
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,122
- Well, why did you say it?
258
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:53,625
- I was being nice!
259
00:14:53,627 --> 00:14:55,526
- Well, this should be
a little lesson for you.
260
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:57,562
You should always mean
what you say.
261
00:14:57,564 --> 00:15:00,265
- And you should always
mean what you sigh.
262
00:15:03,602 --> 00:15:06,504
- Do you want to know
why I sigh?
263
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:09,674
It's like a pressure valve,
a release.
264
00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:12,310
Living with you, if I didn't
sigh every once in a while,
265
00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:14,078
I would explode.
266
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:17,916
- Oh, well, you think you're
so easy to live with?
267
00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:23,154
I think I'm very easy
to live with.
268
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:25,223
- Ha!
269
00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:27,392
You are so wrong.
270
00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:30,228
Open up the window
and let some of the wrong out.
271
00:15:32,631 --> 00:15:35,600
You--you have
so many annoying habits.
272
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:38,202
- Oh, yeah?
Like what?
273
00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:41,406
You know how when you read
your magazine in bed
274
00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:44,642
and you lick your fingers
before you turn every page?
275
00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:45,643
- So?
276
00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:47,245
- I hate that.
277
00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:48,546
- Get out of here!
278
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:50,949
- Yes, yes,
'cause you slurp your finger.
279
00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:52,417
- Slurp?
280
00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:54,185
This is not a slurp.
281
00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:55,353
- Oh, it's a slurp, okay?
282
00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:56,487
It's right next to my ear.
283
00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:02,126
Then you take your wet thumb,
and you put it on the page,
284
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:04,062
which, by the way,
is disgusting.
285
00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:06,230
- Oh, oh, I'm sorry
I'm disgusting you
286
00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:07,966
while you're trying
to clean your toenails
287
00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:09,367
with a hanger.
288
00:16:15,207 --> 00:16:18,343
- The only reason I did that
was to see if it worked, okay?
289
00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:20,111
And it does...
290
00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:22,180
For the big toe.
291
00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:23,715
- Okay, fine.
292
00:16:23,717 --> 00:16:25,516
And I lick my finger
when I read a magazine.
293
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:27,719
If that's all you've got,
you've got it pretty good.
294
00:16:27,721 --> 00:16:29,187
- Oh, I've got plenty more,
sister.
295
00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:31,122
I got plenty more, all right?
296
00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:33,157
How 'bout the way you sneeze?
297
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:35,326
- What is wrong
with the way I sneeze?
298
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:38,196
- Because you don't sneeze.
You try to stop it.
299
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:39,397
Ah, ah, ah!
300
00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:41,232
Nyeah!
301
00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:42,633
Ah, nyeah!
302
00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:45,069
Ah, nyeah!
303
00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:46,471
Do you know
how annoying that is?
304
00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:49,640
Not to mention, you could
blow out your eye that way.
305
00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:52,610
- Oh? And how would you
like me to sneeze?
306
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:55,013
- Like a person.
Just let it go.
307
00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:57,281
A person goes,
ah-choo!
308
00:16:57,283 --> 00:16:59,417
Not, ah-nyeah!
309
00:17:03,789 --> 00:17:05,456
- Oh, so I should just
let it go
310
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,425
and spray everything,
like you.
311
00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:10,395
You sneeze like it's
a big Broadway musical finale.
312
00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:12,330
Ah...Choo!
313
00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:14,065
Ah...Choo!
314
00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:17,201
Ah...Choo!
315
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:20,671
Good night, everybody!
Enjoy my mucus!
316
00:17:25,411 --> 00:17:28,246
- I know why you try
to stop your sneeze.
317
00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:30,048
'Cause you want to control it.
318
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:32,450
Yes, it's all about control.
319
00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:34,419
That's right.
320
00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:37,422
You got to control
everything,
321
00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:40,458
especially in here.
322
00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:45,363
- Up your nose?
323
00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:48,199
- And into my brain.
324
00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:52,837
- Well, I guess I would use
the biggest opening.
325
00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:54,639
- Ha ha ha ha!
326
00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:56,307
Ah, nyeah!
327
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:03,581
How 'bout--
how 'bout the time
328
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,283
that we were at the pet store
with the kids
329
00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:06,818
and that guy had a monkey?
330
00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:09,587
All I did was look at it,
and you gave me that face.
331
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:10,688
- What face?
332
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:13,291
That "don't even
think about it" face.
333
00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:16,427
- Well, you know we can't have
a monkey in the house!
334
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,096
- I know!
335
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:21,299
I wasn't going
to buy a monkey.
336
00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:24,569
But you didn't even like
that I thought it might be fun.
337
00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:26,637
- That's right, because maybe
I don't want to think
338
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:28,706
that my husband,
who I'm married to,
339
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:33,311
would like to live
with a monkey!
340
00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:34,712
- Well, maybe I would.
341
00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:37,815
- Well, maybe I do.
342
00:18:43,655 --> 00:18:45,289
- All right.
You know what, get out.
343
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:46,657
Get out of my bathroom!
344
00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:49,827
- No, you gave it to me,
and I'm keeping it.
345
00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:52,330
- What, no,
you said I could come back.
346
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:53,498
- Yeah, well, I changed my mind.
347
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:56,367
You can just go out
and think about monkeys.
348
00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:57,602
Now get out!
349
00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:59,203
- I'm not goin' anywhere!
350
00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:01,272
You--
351
00:19:04,743 --> 00:19:07,812
get out!
352
00:19:09,414 --> 00:19:10,715
- Watch yourself.
353
00:19:18,224 --> 00:19:19,657
- Ha ha! Doesn't even work.
354
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:21,726
Ah! Hey!
355
00:19:25,364 --> 00:19:26,797
- I warned you!
356
00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:28,633
I warned you,
now get out!
357
00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:29,867
- I am not getting--
358
00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:30,868
what, are you crazy?
359
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,637
Are you crazy?
360
00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:34,338
Take it, then!
361
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:35,339
- You give it back!
362
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:36,374
This is my shower massage!
363
00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:38,543
- Your shower,
yeah, yeah, okay.
364
00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:40,511
Have your shower!
365
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:41,913
- Drop it! Drop it!
366
00:19:41,915 --> 00:19:43,281
- You drop it first!
367
00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:44,682
- Let's drop it
at the same time!
368
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:45,950
- All right, all right,
all right!
369
00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:47,218
- On the count of three!
370
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,720
One...Two...
371
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:51,789
Three!
372
00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:03,501
- Yes, that's right!
That's right!
373
00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:05,303
- How dare you!
374
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:06,837
Get out of my bathroom!
375
00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:08,372
You are in for it, mister!
376
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:11,242
- You are in big trouble!
- It's my shower!
377
00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:14,278
It's mine!
It's mine!
378
00:20:19,851 --> 00:20:21,619
- Hi, kids.
379
00:20:23,957 --> 00:20:26,224
Mom and dad were just
having a discussion
380
00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:30,928
about how sometimes
we need our own space.
381
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:33,464
- Yes.
382
00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:37,868
Yeah, that's all.
We were just, uh...
383
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:38,903
Hey, you know what?
384
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:54,852
I like this thing.
385
00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:56,454
- Yeah, I got it on sale.
386
00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:58,923
- I like it.
I like the water pressure.
387
00:20:58,925 --> 00:20:59,924
- Yeah, it's good.
388
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:00,925
Not in the face, but...
389
00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:03,628
- Yeah.
No.
390
00:21:11,303 --> 00:21:12,503
Hey, uh, kids!
391
00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:15,606
Come on back.
392
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:18,576
- We promise daddy
won't spray you again.
27168
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish (Latin American)
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof