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- Hey, would you guys
knock it off?
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You're killing me here.
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- Hey, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
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- I don't know.
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Is that my new lipstick?
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You--give me this.
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All right, now listen, you go
upstairs and wash your faces.
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hey!
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Hey, we don't have to have
this cowboy party on Saturday.
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I'll get my scissors
and cut your birthday
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Right out of the calendar.
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Oh, come on.
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Maybe this is
a bourbon salesman.
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Mom, hi, oh, my gosh.
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You know you're early?
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The birthday party's
not for two days.
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- No, I know.
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I came today because
I wanted to talk to you.
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- Oh, okay, but why
didn't you call, 'cause--
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- Your father
and I have separated.
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- Hello, lois.
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- Hi, marie.
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- I saw you drive up.
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Was I given the wrong day
for the party?
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What?
What's going on?
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Did--
did I miss something?
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I think
I missed something.
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- It's okay.
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We'll see you later,
okay, marie?
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- But I think
I missed something.
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If anybody needs
to talk to me,
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I'm just right across
the street.
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I have marble cake!
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- What are you
talking about?
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What do you mean
you've separated?
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- Well, I don't suppose
it's any secret
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That your father
and I have had our problems.
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We even tried
that marriage counseling
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Thing in new jersey.
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- Okay, wait a minute.
One week of counseling,
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And this is what
you come up with?
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This is how
you work things out?
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- Oh, honey, this can't be
a complete surprise.
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You know we were never
truly compatible,
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And new jersey actually
made us see that.
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- Oh, yeah,
that's right.
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New jersey,
the "just give up" state.
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- Well, it was 41 years,
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So you can't say
we didn't give it a shot.
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Now, please, don't be upset,
because I'm not, really.
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I-I feel wonderful
and free.
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- You're unbelievable.
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And what about dad?
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- Well, he's fine, too,
and we'll stay close.
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We'll probably be
better friends than before,
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And, you know, pat and cyril
went through this,
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And they're
much happier now.
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They share custody
of the dogs.
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- This is--this is
just like you, you know?
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Your hip
and trendy lifestyle.
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It's chic
to get separated now,
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So that's what you do instead
of putting any effort into--
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- Oh, come on, debra,
now, that's not fair.
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It's been nothing but effort,
and I have tried.
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- You have never tried
anything for longer
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Than it was on
a magazine cover.
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- Marie?
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Hello?
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- Hiya, lois.
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- I, uh--
I was looking for marie.
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- Oh, yeah?
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For me, just the opposite.
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Juice?
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- No, thank you.
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Would you mind if I just
hung out here for a bit?
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- Nothing's going on.
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- What are you?
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Put on some clothes
with company in the house.
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- What company?
She's family.
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Hey, there's nothing here
she ain't seen on warren.
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Am I wrong?
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Hey, where is warren,
abu dhabi or something?
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- Could be.
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That's why I came over.
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I want to tell you that
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Warren and I
are splitting up.
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- I'll put pants on.
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- Aww, aww.
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You poor dear.
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- No, no, it's okay, marie.
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It's okay.
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- He's leaving you?
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- No.
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It's completely mutual.
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We're both quite happy,
honestly.
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- You don't have to pretend
with me.
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You can tell me
all the awful details.
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Please.
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No, not those pants.
They go to goodwill.
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- Hey, I love these pants.
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Who the hell are you
to give them to goodwill?
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- There are holes in the seat.
You've worn through them.
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- Then you can't give them
to goodwill; that's bad will.
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- There are other pants
in the dryer.
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Put on one of those.
- No. These are the pants.
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- No, you are not wearing
those pants, frank.
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You're just like
an animal!
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- Animals don't even
like pants!
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You did that on purpose!
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- Oh, I did not!
- You're the animal!
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- Go on, dear.
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- Uh, well, it's--
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It's really very simple.
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It's been over 40 years.
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We needed a change.
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- You don't seem
very upset.
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- Actually, I'm more upset
and surprised
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That debra seemed so upset.
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- Well, I must say, I completely
understand debra here.
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I mean, I-I was brought up
to consider it a sin to--
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divorce.
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And here you are talking
about it so casually.
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How long have you
and warren been separated?
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- About two weeks.
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- What's it like?
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- Hey, cheese doodle.
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Oh, I ordered a moon bounce
for the kids' party Saturday.
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It's a corral.
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It goes with
your whole cowboy theme.
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They said you got to be under
80 pounds to jump in there,
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But screw that guy;
I'm going in.
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- Um, listen, ray.
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- What?
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- I have to
tell you something.
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- Yeah?
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- It's pretty big.
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- Oh, boy.
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- Yeah.
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My parents
have separated.
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They're on the path
to divorce.
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- You laugh? You laugh?
- No, no, no, no.
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No, it was just--it's one
of those moments, you know?
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It's too serious
or something.
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Just--I wasn't ready
for it.
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This is terrible.
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No, all right--
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There's nothing funny here.
This is awful; it's awful.
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You know what it is?
It's the way that you said it.
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"they're on the path
to divorce."
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I'm not smiling.
I didn't smile.
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I'm not smiling.
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You know what it is?
It's the image I have.
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I pictured that there was
a path in the forest
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With, like, one of those
wooden signs,
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"divorce this way,"
and I don't know, what,
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Like, "three little pigs
this way."
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And then your face
when you said it,
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It was just a little serious,
that's all.
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no!
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God, I think I had
too much fun at work today.
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That's what it is.
You know what happened?
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The vending machine--the door
to the vending machine was--
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It was broken, see?
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Free candy.
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These are my favorites--
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Twix.
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Hey.
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Hungry?
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You know,
if you're interested,
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I got a little
candy left upstairs.
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That's okay.
I got my candy.
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What happened
to your parents?
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- Why, you want another
good laugh?
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- I didn't laugh.
I'm sorry.
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I-I'm sorry. Come on.
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I'm sorry
about your parents.
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It's very bad.
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Listen, I'm sorry.
All right.
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We have to--
we have to talk about this.
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I want to talk
about this with you.
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Come on.
We have to discuss this.
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so your parents.
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Boy.
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- Go ahead.
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- Well, I don't--
what do you say?
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I'm sorry.
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But, I mean,
I have to say this.
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I think everybody could've
seen this coming, right?
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I mean, remember thanksgiving,
how they yelled?
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It was terrible.
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I had a hard time
finishing my pie.
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- I know they had problems,
ray.
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- Okay, so then why are you
so surprised--
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- Because they're my parents.
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They're splitting up.
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What I can't believe
is that
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They're the ones
getting a divorce.
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It should be your parents.
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- Wow.
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I don't think
that's a particularly nice
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Thing to say.
- I'm sorry.
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00:11:09,403 --> 00:11:11,102
- I think someone
is awfully competitive.
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- All right,
I'm sorry, ray.
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- No, that's fine.
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Say what you want
about my parents.
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You usually do.
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But I will say this.
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Maybe--maybe your parents
are splitting up
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Because they kept everything
inside for so long
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That they finally
just exploded--
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Like when you put
a pudding cup
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In the microwave...
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Which was not me,
by the way.
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- So this doesn't
worry you?
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- What?
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- What about us?
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- What do you mean?
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- What if we're headed
that way?
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I-I keep a lot
of stuff inside too.
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- No, you don't.
221
00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:04,022
I drop a sock
on the floor,
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You scream
like a horror movie.
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- There's plenty more
I keep inside, believe me.
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- There can't be
a lot left in there.
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- I hate my mother.
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- Oh, no, you don't.
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How do you know this
is your mother's fault?
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- Oh, it's her fault.
She's so--
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Why is she doing this?
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I mean, my parents
being together--
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I mean, I have counted
on that my whole life.
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Through school and college
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And then struggling
after college,
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And, you know,
when I didn't know
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What I was doing
or where I was going,
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At least I had--
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Their marriage
was like a rock,
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The one solid rock
for me.
239
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- Well--
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I mean, maybe it was more like
a stone, all right?
241
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And now it has passed.
242
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- All right,
that's enough.
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- What did I do?
- That's--you know, just enough.
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You can't have
a real conversation.
245
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You got to be funny.
Idiot.
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- It wasn't that funny.
Hey, no, come on, look.
247
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I'm trying to be
understanding here, okay?
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I'm not the one who said idiot,
all right?
249
00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:25,036
But I'm willing to overlook it
because I understand.
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You're the child
of a broken home.
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- Oh, hi.
252
00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:48,059
- Hi.
253
00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:50,895
- Ally's kerchief tore.
254
00:13:50,897 --> 00:13:53,097
- Yeah?
255
00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:55,033
- Well,
she needs another one
256
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To go with her
cowgirl ensemble.
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00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:01,005
- Okay, I'll get it.
258
00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:02,574
- Debra, wait.
259
00:14:02,576 --> 00:14:03,575
- What?
260
00:14:03,577 --> 00:14:05,210
- Oh, I don't know.
261
00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:08,613
I was just hoping that
maybe you could've tried
262
00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:10,114
To come to terms
with the situation
263
00:14:10,116 --> 00:14:11,883
Over the last
couple of days.
264
00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:14,986
- No, I'm fine, mom, but thanks
for the couple of days
265
00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:18,022
To come to terms
with it.
266
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:20,024
I got to get
that kerchief.
267
00:14:22,294 --> 00:14:23,494
- Leave me alone.
268
00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:26,297
- Okay--
269
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,299
Come on.
270
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:29,534
We said it before.
271
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,169
I'm the bad guy.
- You said that.
272
00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:33,137
I did not agree
to that.
273
00:14:33,139 --> 00:14:34,472
- Well, there can't be
two bad guys, okay?
274
00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:36,140
That doesn't make sense.
275
00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:38,076
- Look, I want to be
the bad guy, raymond, okay?
276
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:42,013
I'm always the good guy.
I'm a cop.
277
00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:44,382
It's monotonous.
278
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,951
Listen,
I bought the mustache.
279
00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:48,353
- Yeah, well,
it's my kids' party, okay?
280
00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:49,554
And they all hate
the good guy.
281
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:53,291
- So you could use
a little hate.
282
00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:54,659
- You know what?
283
00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:57,896
- Ow!
284
00:14:57,898 --> 00:15:00,064
- It's rotten raymond!
285
00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:05,036
- He's so funny.
286
00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:08,039
- Yeah, he's a pip.
287
00:15:13,612 --> 00:15:16,614
Listen, I-I was sorry to hear
about you and warren.
288
00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:19,417
- Thank you.
289
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,920
- I've been there.
290
00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:23,621
- Oh, that's right.
291
00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:25,456
What was your
wife's name again?
292
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,358
- Joanne.
293
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:31,162
She was actually
quite horrible.
294
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:33,298
- Right. I remember.
295
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:35,133
- Hey, just so you know,
296
00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:38,469
It gets better
as time passes, you know?
297
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:41,272
- Thank you, robert.
298
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:45,143
Actually, we're pretty
okay with it now.
299
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:48,446
- Yeah, so was joanne.
300
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:51,049
She had a party.
301
00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:52,083
- Oh?
302
00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:55,053
- At her old strip club.
303
00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:57,155
All her friends
were there,
304
00:15:57,157 --> 00:16:01,159
Satin, bubbles, lick-lick.
305
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:15,506
People make mistakes.
306
00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:21,412
- I would say she's the one
that made the mistake.
307
00:16:23,282 --> 00:16:26,284
- Thank you.
308
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,196
Uh, listen--
309
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:39,430
- Oh, no, no.
310
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,466
See, I was just trying
to be consoling.
311
00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:43,401
- Good luck to you.
- No, no, I didn't mean--
312
00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:46,404
- Good luck to you!
313
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:50,742
- I'm sorry.
He really is crazy.
314
00:16:54,213 --> 00:16:55,613
- Oh, damn it.
315
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,415
Stupid damn
friggin' thing.
316
00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:59,183
- Debra?
317
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:05,790
Your mom said
you were up here.
318
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:08,326
- Hi, dad.
319
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:17,402
I can't find a kerchief.
320
00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:27,678
What are you doing here?
321
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,047
- Well,
the invitation said
322
00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:30,515
"round 'em up"
birthday party.
323
00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:33,518
It promised
a rootin' tootin' time.
324
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:36,320
- I'm so sorry, dad.
325
00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:38,222
- Yeah, me too.
326
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:40,191
- I'm sorry
she's doing this to you.
327
00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:41,426
- What do you mean?
328
00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:44,262
- I know how she is.
329
00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:47,732
- Uh--
330
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:50,301
Here. Sit down.
331
00:17:52,171 --> 00:17:53,638
This is not
your mother's fault.
332
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,207
- Don't you defend her.
- Listen to me.
333
00:17:57,610 --> 00:18:00,244
We have both been unhappy
for some time now.
334
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:01,779
You know that.
- You're right.
335
00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:04,382
But you're the one who at least
tries to make an effort,
336
00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:06,651
Like wanting to go
to that marriage counseling.
337
00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:08,219
- Can I tell you something?
338
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:09,754
I never really wanted
to go to new jersey.
339
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,457
You want to know why
I picked that place?
340
00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:13,858
Because I was
looking forward
341
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:18,463
To how much your mother
would hate it.
342
00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:20,164
Well, she loved it,
343
00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:23,468
And I was the one bored
out of my freakin' skull.
344
00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:25,770
Those workshops.
345
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:29,874
"polishing
your soul mate's soul."
346
00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:33,578
So, you really mustn't
blame your mother, honey.
347
00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:38,416
I'm the one
who actually said it was over.
348
00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:39,550
- I don't believe it.
349
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:41,686
- It's true.
350
00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:45,123
- And what did she say?
351
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,858
- Well, she knew.
352
00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:49,861
We both knew.
353
00:18:52,831 --> 00:18:54,532
Don't cry, honey.
354
00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:57,335
- I can't help it.
355
00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:59,570
I mean, why the hell
do you take vows
356
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:02,240
If--if they don't
mean anything?
357
00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:03,708
- We meant it then.
358
00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:07,879
We meant it
when you were kids.
359
00:19:07,881 --> 00:19:09,847
But when your sister,
360
00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:11,682
And then you,
went off to college,
361
00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:13,851
It kept getting harder.
362
00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:15,753
- Well,
what about all the kissing
363
00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:17,421
And the traveling together
364
00:19:17,423 --> 00:19:20,458
And the "pookums one and two"
license plates?
365
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:23,427
What was that?
366
00:19:23,429 --> 00:19:25,696
- I know, I know.
367
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:28,733
I guess, by the end,
368
00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:33,771
Most of that was just...
A show,
369
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:36,474
And we had enough.
370
00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:39,443
We both had enough.
371
00:19:43,582 --> 00:19:47,785
It's not like
ray's parents.
372
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:49,554
- What?
373
00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:51,889
- They seem to have
the secret.
374
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:56,394
- What?
375
00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:57,828
- They know how to do it.
376
00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:59,830
It's not a facade for them.
377
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:04,702
- But they're maniacs.
378
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:08,206
- Yes, but they're honest
with each other.
379
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:11,242
Everything is out
in the open with them.
380
00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:13,911
"eggs, marie,
and hold the chatter."
381
00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:16,847
I love that.
382
00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:19,217
God, I'll tell you,
383
00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:22,220
They're the ones who ought
to be giving the seminar.
384
00:20:49,948 --> 00:20:53,317
- Howdy.
385
00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:55,786
- Could you take that off,
please?
386
00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:57,788
- Yes, ma'am.
387
00:21:10,569 --> 00:21:12,536
Feeling any better?
388
00:21:12,538 --> 00:21:16,841
- I guess.
389
00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:20,478
- I'm sorry
about your parents.
390
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:23,447
- I know.
391
00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:27,051
- But, you know,
that's not us.
392
00:21:28,654 --> 00:21:30,388
'cause I-I think
393
00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:33,391
We kind of get everything
out in the open.
394
00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:42,633
- Tighter.
395
00:21:45,904 --> 00:21:48,439
Tighter.
396
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:57,682
- Do you want me
to put on the mustache?
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