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- Hey.
Kids are asleep already?
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I thought you were
gonna read them a story.
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- I did, but I put on
my boring voice, you know?
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"I huffed and puffed
and blew the house down."
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- Eh, what a difference.
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Here.
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- What?
What is it?
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- It's braciole,
you know, stuffed beef.
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- Really, braciole?
Who made it?
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- I did.
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Just try it.
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- You're not having any?
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- No, I had some,
you know, with the kids.
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I had some
with the kids.
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- Oh.
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How you feelin'?
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- It's not poison, ray.
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If I wanted to kill you,
I wouldn't do it that way.
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- All right.
That goes in the file.
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Hey!
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- Good?
- Yeah!
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Yeah, good.
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Even better
the second time,
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Now that my tongue's
not scared.
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Mmm.
Man, this is great.
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- Yeah?
You really like it?
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- It's good.
I really do.
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Let me at it.
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- Oh!
I'm so happy!
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Yeah, that's--oh, look,
you're sitting down.
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Oh!
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I did it, huh?
I really did it.
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- Mommy!
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- Yeah, honey!
I'll be up in just a second!
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Okay, I'm gonna get ally
out of the bath.
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You know, there's a lot more
on the stove here.
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- Not for long.
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yeah.
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Mmm...Mmm...Mmm!
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Mmm.
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- One, two, three, four, five.
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I'm in the conservatory,
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And I'd like
to call on mrs. Peacock
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With the lead pipe.
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- I was just one away
from the library, frank.
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You're just picking on me.
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- Tough crap, peacock.
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Get your tail feathers
in the conservatory.
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- Hey.
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- Oh, hi, dear.
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We're playing clue.
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It's keeping
robert's mind sharp
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For when
he's a policeman again.
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- Yeah, you know, ray,
there's been a wave
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Of candlestick murders
in the bronx.
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- Yeah.
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Hey.
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Try this.
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- What is it?
- Braciole.
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- Braciole?
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- I'm in.
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Who made it?
- Debra.
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- I'm out.
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- Here, ray.
I'll try debra's braciole.
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I'm filled
with antibiotics.
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Mmm!
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- Yeah?
Gimme. Gimme.
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Jeezaloo!
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- See?
So it is good.
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It's not just me
comin' off airline food.
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- It's amazing.
I mean, that is amazing.
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- Are you sure
your debra made this?
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- I know.
I know.
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I couldn't
believe it either.
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She came up
with some recipe.
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- Recipe?
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- Yeah.
What?
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- Real cooks
don't need recipes.
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We know how to add love
and caring,
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Because there's no greater joy
than feeding our--
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- Frank, you're a pig.
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Stop moaning.
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- So debra can now cook.
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The missing color
in the raymond rainbow.
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- Ah, ha ha ha!
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- You should ask debra
how she makes this.
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- I should ask debra?
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I should ask debra?
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Give me that!
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- This food
has magical powers.
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I'm gonna string
some of this around my neck.
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- Hello?
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- Hey, andy.
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- Hey, deb,
is ray here?
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- No, he's not home--
he's not home yet.
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Hey, you hungry?
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- Oh, sure.
I could always go for somethin'.
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- I made some braciole.
Taste it.
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- Oh, you made.
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Uh...
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No, no, no.
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I'm actually--
I'm in training.
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I'm in training
for a running thing.
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- Come on.
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- No, no.
Really.
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And I've gone kosher.
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I'm in a jewish marathon.
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- Okay.
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Try it, okay?
One bite. One bite.
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That's it.
One.
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- Run away with me.
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- Really?
Do you like it?
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- Oh, my god.
It's fantastic!
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- Mmm!
Debra!
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- Yeah?
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- It's great.
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I don't know what
ray's talkin' about.
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- What do you mean,
"talkin' about"?
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- Nothing, he was just trying
to be funny at work.
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- Funny?
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About this?
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Was he making fun
of my braciole?
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- No, he was not.
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- Wait, andy.
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Andy, he told me
he loved my braciole.
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What did he say
to you about it?
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- Did I ever show you
how I could wiggle my ears?
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Look at this.
- Andy, andy.
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What did he say
about the braciole?
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- I did not find it funny.
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- Andy!
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- He said it was italian
for "roadkill."
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Please don't hurt me.
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- Roadkill?
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- He was just kidding around
like he always does.
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- He always does this?
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- No, no.
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Listen, I had
some theraflu earlier,
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And then I realized
I do not even have the flu,
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So I'm really flyin'.
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
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- Hey.
Hey!
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- Oh, hey.
Hey! Hey!
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Here's your stats,
all right?
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From now on,
you get 'em on your own.
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I'm tired of this!
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- Are you sleepin' with andy?
'cause you can do better.
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That's funny.
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- Yeah.
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Hey, what smells good?
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- Oh, I made braciole again,
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You know, 'cause you
liked it so much.
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- Yes, I do.
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All the colors
in the rainbow
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Oh, that smells good.
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debra made
something good.
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Wha-wha.
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Wha-wha-wha.
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Raymond
really likes it.
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Yeah-hah.
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You ain't got
to make nothin' else
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But that braciole.
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Ah-ooh ah-ooh
ah-ooh ah-ooh ah-ooh.
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I could
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Eat this stuff
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Until I
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Lose control.
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Whookee-hah.
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Whookee-whah
ha-ha-ah.
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Whookie-hah-ah.
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- Here's a little sauce
for your roadkill.
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- Whoo.
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Whah.
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You know,
you could've just said,
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"please don't sing."
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- Food here is good.
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I might have a comment
about the service.
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- Oh, is that what you do
at work?
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You make fun of me
all day?
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- What?
No. No!
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Is that what andy said?
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Oh, why the hell
would he say that?
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- I don't know, but he actually
loved my braciole.
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- Look, I love your braciole!
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Come on!
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It's the best thing
you ever made!
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- Oh, baloney!
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How come you told everybody
it was roadkill?
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- That's a joke.
- Oh, no, it's not!
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- Of course it is.
Come on, I was just kidding.
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Come on, you see
how much I love it.
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I could use a towel.
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- Hello, debra.
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- What is it, frank?
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- Nothing, dear.
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I was just wondering
if there's any
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Of your delicious
braciole left.
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Oh, oh,
these are for you.
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- Oh, dad, not now, please,
all right?
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- Hey, you got
a little spot there.
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I'm tellin' you, debra.
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That stuff you made
is so great,
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I woke up thinkin' about it.
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Is, uh, anybody
eating this?
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- No, frank.
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You know what?
You can have it.
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At least someone
appreciates it.
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- Hey,
I appreciate--
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- Thank you for the flowers,
frank.
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- Anyone who can make
braciole like this
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Deserves a whole hillside
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Full of heavenly scented
marigolds and daffodils.
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- I happen
to agree with that.
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- That's very sweet, frank.
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That's very sweet.
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That's the nicest thing
anyone's said to me
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In quite some time.
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Would you like
something to drink?
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- No, no, I don't want
to dilute the flavor.
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Please sit down.
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You should be resting
with your feet up.
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- Thank you, frank.
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- All right.
All right, come on.
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- Oh, what's the matter,
ray, hmm?
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Is it so weird that I'm being
appreciated instead of mocked?
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- Is that I how I raised you?
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- Yeah.
Okay, dad!
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- Mmm!
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This is so delicious.
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You really got it, kid.
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- Do you really think so?
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- There's just, like,
a sweetness to it.
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How do you do that?
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00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:05,930
- Well, you know,
some people use raisins,
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But I had some currants.
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- Well, this is
a beautiful thing.
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- Thank you, frank.
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- I thought you
were taking a bath.
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- I was.
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I finished.
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- Oh.
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How was it?
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- It was fine, frank.
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Thank you for making it
for me.
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You haven't made a bath
for me in 35 years.
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- Uh...
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You seemed to need it.
247
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Listen, marie, this is not
what it looks like.
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- I'm not talking to you.
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I do have a question
for debra, however.
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What have I done that you feel
the need to destroy me?
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- What?
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- Who told you
about braciole?
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- Nobody.
I found a recipe in a magazine.
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- You found a recipe.
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Oh, you're a cook now.
256
00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:46,164
Frank never mentioned
braciole to you?
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- No.
- No.
258
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No, I didn't say
a thing, marie.
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- Quiet.
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- Frank never told you
that braciole
261
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:56,374
Was the very first thing
I ever cooked for him?
262
00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:59,244
- Oh, boy.
263
00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:00,545
- No.
I didn't know that.
264
00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:02,213
- You didn't know that.
265
00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:03,414
Do you know
what he said to me
266
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:07,418
When he tasted my braciole
in 1955?
267
00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:11,422
He said,
"be my bride."
268
00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:12,791
- Marie, come on!
269
00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:14,225
- "be my bride," frank.
270
00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:15,360
"be my bride."
271
00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:16,995
But it's very clear now
272
00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:19,798
That you'll go to any girl
with a pot!
273
00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:29,174
- You hardly make it
for me anymore!
274
00:13:29,176 --> 00:13:31,042
- 'cause I didn't want you
to get sick of it.
275
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:35,146
- I'm 64 years old.
What are you savin' it for?
276
00:13:44,423 --> 00:13:46,124
- Marie, I'm sorry.
277
00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:47,592
I didn't know
it was your special dish.
278
00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:49,294
- Don't you have
other household things
279
00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:51,963
That you need
to take care of, like...
280
00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:54,933
Like the laundry?
281
00:13:56,902 --> 00:13:58,469
Raymond, give me those pants.
I'll wash them.
282
00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:00,205
- That's okay, ma.
283
00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:02,440
- No, I'm washing those pants
for you, damn it!
284
00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:06,044
- Mom.
- Take off your pants!
285
00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:24,562
- Could we turn the heat up?
286
00:14:26,899 --> 00:14:28,900
- What do you want me
to say, marie?
287
00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:30,635
"I'm sorry
I made braciole"?
288
00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:32,370
This is insane.
289
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,138
I never would have made
the stuff if I thought
290
00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:36,007
It was gonna turn
everybody's world upside down.
291
00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:40,612
- Hey, ma, I have nothin'
to eat over there.
292
00:14:40,614 --> 00:14:42,547
You said you
were makin' me dinner.
293
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:44,282
- I don't cook anymore.
294
00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:48,653
- Robert, how much does ray
make fun of my cooking?
295
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:51,322
Don't look at him.
296
00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:54,058
Don't you look at him, robert.
297
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,059
- He's not wearing pants.
298
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,594
- Answer me!
299
00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:02,000
I know he makes fun
of my cooking.
300
00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:05,036
I want to know how much of it
goes on behind my back.
301
00:15:10,009 --> 00:15:12,577
- He makes fun of it
all the time, dear.
302
00:15:14,513 --> 00:15:16,681
- That is not true!
303
00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:20,518
That's not completely true,
debra!
304
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:26,457
I love your braciole,
and I am not lying today!
305
00:15:29,161 --> 00:15:31,696
- Is that why
you're making fun of it,
306
00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:33,932
Making jokes about it
at work?
307
00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:35,500
- You make jokes
about this food?
308
00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:37,435
Have you no decency?
309
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,070
- Oh, stop!
Come on, dad.
310
00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:40,672
It's just, you know,
it's just...
311
00:15:40,674 --> 00:15:42,340
Wife jokes,
that's all.
312
00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:44,175
It's somethin' you do
when you--
313
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:46,377
You know, when you're
with the guys.
314
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:48,379
- I never.
315
00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:49,948
- Oh, yeah, what are you
talking about?
316
00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:51,349
Like you don't make jokes?
317
00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:52,984
- First of all,
318
00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:54,385
If I have anything to say
about your mother,
319
00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:58,289
I'm not afraid to say it
right to her face.
320
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:01,159
Second of all,
those are not jokes.
321
00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:13,338
- Yesterday,
you called me an old bag.
322
00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:16,641
- If that's a joke,
then it's on me.
323
00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:20,511
Right in front of her.
324
00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:23,281
- Uh, you know, actually,
not to defend raymond,
325
00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:25,116
That is a guy thing,
debra.
326
00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:28,119
I've often found
that men use the wife joke
327
00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:32,190
To form bonds and share
common experiences.
328
00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:47,772
Am I sitting in sauce?
329
00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:48,773
- Yes, robert.
330
00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,174
- Good.
331
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:52,710
I was afraid
I popped a stitch.
332
00:16:58,183 --> 00:17:02,020
- Oh, robert, come on.
Take off those pants.
333
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:03,121
- What?
334
00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:04,122
- Take them off!
335
00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,123
- Well, what are you--
336
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,491
- I get those pants!
337
00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:10,094
- Don't fight it, man.
Don't fight it.
338
00:17:10,096 --> 00:17:12,130
- Come on, let's go home.
I'll clean you up.
339
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:13,598
- All right.
340
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,237
- Thanks, ma.
341
00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:20,271
- Are you coming or not?
342
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:21,639
- Of course I'm coming.
343
00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:24,442
You're my wife.
I belong with you.
344
00:17:26,345 --> 00:17:28,279
I'm coming!
345
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:31,516
I'll call you.
346
00:17:36,422 --> 00:17:40,058
- I'm gonna go...
Freshen up.
347
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:42,060
- Ray, can I talk to you?
348
00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:44,796
- Yeah, all right.
349
00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:48,800
I'm a little chilly.
350
00:17:48,802 --> 00:17:50,501
- Why do you have to make
wife jokes?
351
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:52,403
I don't do that.
I don't make husband jokes.
352
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,172
- Well, come on,
are you tellin' me
353
00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:55,640
That you don't go out
with amy and linda
354
00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:58,443
And make fun of all
the stupid things I do?
355
00:17:58,445 --> 00:18:02,413
You know, you don't talk about
the way my lips move when I read
356
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:06,517
Or you caught me biting
my toenail that one time or...
357
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:10,288
Or, uh...Uh...
358
00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:11,789
- No, I don't.
359
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,391
In fact, I try to spin it
in the other direction.
360
00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:15,259
Linda thinks
you have a master's.
361
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,161
- Master's?
362
00:18:17,163 --> 00:18:18,162
- Degree.
363
00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:20,198
Master's degree, ray.
364
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,633
This is what
I don't understand.
365
00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:24,168
You're always making fun
of my cooking,
366
00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:25,503
But I finally make
something you like,
367
00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:26,771
And you're still
making jokes about it.
368
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:28,139
Why?
369
00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:33,111
- I'm a complicated person.
370
00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:35,446
Come on, it's just--
that's who I am.
371
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,482
I just--I make fun
of the wife a little.
372
00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:39,250
You know,
"oh, oh, oh, here's ray.
373
00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:40,751
Hey, ray, what'd she do
to you last night?"
374
00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:42,320
And then if I say,
375
00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:44,755
"she made some braciole,
and it was quite tasty,"
376
00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:48,326
Whoa, who wants to hang out
with that guy.
377
00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:50,394
- But don't you think
there's something wrong
378
00:18:50,396 --> 00:18:51,896
That the only way
you can be popular
379
00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:53,631
Is at my expense?
380
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,367
- I wish there was
another way.
381
00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:58,236
- All right.
382
00:18:58,238 --> 00:19:00,238
- Aw, come on.
383
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,206
I'm kidding.
384
00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:03,841
Come on, hey, look,
we know the score here.
385
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,877
You got it all over me,
right?
386
00:19:05,879 --> 00:19:10,181
You're the pretty, smart,
together, good one.
387
00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:13,351
I'm the one they say,
"how did he get her?"
388
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:15,653
So I don't know,
maybe in my stupid way,
389
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:18,156
I'm telling them how,
you know?
390
00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:21,259
"she can't cook.
Ha, ha!"
391
00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:25,930
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
392
00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:27,632
What?
It could be worse.
393
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:28,933
You know--
you know chuck wilson?
394
00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:30,735
You know
what he told me?
395
00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:33,738
He said his wife is so cold,
when he gets into bed with her,
396
00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:36,741
He has to shoo away
the penguins.
397
00:19:41,947 --> 00:19:45,616
Shoo away the penguins.
398
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:47,385
That's cold...
399
00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:48,920
Wilson's wife.
400
00:19:50,589 --> 00:19:55,860
And yet, I don't think
any less of her.
401
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:58,729
- I don't care what
the other guys think about me.
402
00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:01,332
I care what you
think about me.
403
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,341
- I'm not gonna make jokes
anymore.
404
00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:13,411
- Thank you.
405
00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:16,447
- You still gonna cook
for me?
406
00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:18,749
- Yes.
407
00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:22,220
- You want to take
your pants off?
408
00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:28,292
- No.
409
00:20:29,828 --> 00:20:32,396
- Okay then,
can I have more sauce?
410
00:20:34,499 --> 00:20:36,267
Oh, come on!
411
00:20:36,269 --> 00:20:38,369
Come on.
412
00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:39,737
Come on.
413
00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:50,715
- Hey.
414
00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:52,283
What are you doin'?
415
00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:55,486
- I'm having some tea.
416
00:20:58,523 --> 00:21:00,291
- Didn't make any dinner?
417
00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:01,659
- Yes.
418
00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:03,394
Tea.
419
00:21:05,964 --> 00:21:07,531
- Oh.
420
00:21:07,533 --> 00:21:11,602
- And what did debra
make tonight?
421
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:14,338
- Lasagna.
422
00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:16,874
It's over.
423
00:21:18,910 --> 00:21:20,611
- What?
424
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:26,417
- I think the braciole
is all she can make.
425
00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:30,721
Listen, marie,
I learned something.
426
00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:35,393
A man needs more
than braciole.
427
00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:37,662
A man needs...
428
00:21:37,664 --> 00:21:40,965
Chicken...
429
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:47,571
Veal,
eggplant parmesan.
430
00:21:47,573 --> 00:21:48,873
- Manicotti?
431
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:51,876
- Yes.
432
00:21:51,878 --> 00:21:52,910
Manicotti.
433
00:21:52,912 --> 00:21:55,579
- Oh, frank!
434
00:21:55,581 --> 00:21:58,549
Oh!
435
00:22:00,386 --> 00:22:02,586
And, frank?
- Yes?
436
00:22:02,588 --> 00:22:04,855
We'll never speak
of this again.
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