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- Hey, what do you think
I should make for thanksgiving?
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- What--
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What do you--what do you mean?
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My mom's making thanksgiving,
right, isn't she?
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She--she always makes
thanksgiving, right?
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What--do you want to--
should we call her?
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Maybe we should--
should we clear this up--
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- Calm down, ray!
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Your mommy's making
thanksgiving.
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She just asked me
to bring something.
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- Oh.
Oh, all right, yeah.
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It's a good idea.
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You could bring rolls.
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Or folding chairs.
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Things you bring!
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- Mommy!
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- What is it, sweetie?
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- The boys are
bothering me.
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- What are
they doing?
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- They're gobbling.
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gobbling.
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- I told them to stop,
but they keep doing it.
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- Well--
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- See?
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- They're probably
just doing it
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Because it
makes you mad.
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If you pretend
it doesn't bother you,
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I'm sure they'll stop.
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- I don't know.
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- You know
what you should do?
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You should gobble too.
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Then they'll get bored,
and they'll leave you alone.
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- Ehh...
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- Why, what do you got, ray?
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- Hey, you two,
quit gobbling, you hear me?
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Or you will never see
ice cream again
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For the rest
of your life!
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There ya go.
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- Thank you, daddy.
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- Daddy loves you.
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They're coming!
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freude, schoener goetterfunken
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Tochter aus elysium
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Wir betreten feuertrunken
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Himmlische, dein heiligtum
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Deine zauber binden wieder
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Was die mode streng geteilt
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Alle mensch--
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freude, schoener...
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- Okay, okay.
I got one for ya.
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All right, there's
this old man, right?
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And he's sitting
on this park bench,
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And he's crying
uncontrollably, right?
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So this guy
walks up, he says,
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"hey, old man, what seems
to be the problem?"
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And the guy says,
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"I just married a beautiful
25-year-old woman.
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"every evening she cooks me
this great gourmet meal,
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"then we have a wonderful
night of passion
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And we fall asleep
in each other's arms," right?
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So the guy says,
"well, then why are you crying?"
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And the old man
sa--ha ha ha--
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Oh, my god.
Okay, okay.
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So the old man
sa--ha ha ha ha!
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- Come on, spit it out!
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- Th-the old man sa--
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The old man sa--
the old man says,
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"I forgot where I live!"
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Right?
Forgot where I live.
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- That's a good one.
I love an old man joke.
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- I married one.
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- Another good one!
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- Everyone have wine?
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- Yeah.
Okay, uh, thank you, amy.
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- Thank you, marie.
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This was a terrific
thanksgiving.
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I just love it,
you know?
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There's that real family
feeling, you know?
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I love thanksgiving.
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I wish every day
could be like this.
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- Yeah, me, too.
I love turkey.
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- Well, it doesn't have
to end on thanksgiving.
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I mean, this Sunday is
my turkey tortellini day.
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And I'm gonna teach amy
how to make it.
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So we can have
another family feast.
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- All right, I'm wearing
my stretchy pants to that one.
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- Sunday would be great.
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- Hey, deb!
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You should cook with me
and marie Sunday morning.
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- Gosh, really?
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Um...Oh, Sunday I really
have my hands full.
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That's bath day, you know...
The twins and ray.
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- But you can count us in
for the eating of the meal.
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- Yeah.
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- No way.
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Your girl doesn't cook,
you're out.
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- Oh, stop it, frank.
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The dinner's
for everyone.
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- Yeah, and I'll try to
come up with another joke.
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I got it.
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- Well, I better get started
with these dishes.
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- No, no.
You relax, marie.
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Ray?
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- Yeah, ma.
Relax.
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- Ray!
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- Oh, that went
pretty good, huh?
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- I could kill amy.
Cooking with marie.
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- Yeah.
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Well, she's drunk.
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Anyway, you were the one
who went on and on
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About how nice it was
to be with everybody.
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- Yeah, today was nice,
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But I can't be in the kitchen
with your mother.
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That's the belly
of the beast.
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- Yeah...
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- Debra--
- aah!
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Hey, hi.
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Wow, those shoes
are quiet, huh?
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- Debra, I don't know
why your rolls are all left.
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I liked them.
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The burnt part
gave them some flavor.
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Oh, and don't worry about
those pots and pans, honey.
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I know how
to do those.
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- Oh, well, cleaning
is cleaning.
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- You'd think so.
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- All right.
There it is.
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The raising of the pan.
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Thanksgiving
is officially over.
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- And always with
that little smile.
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She's so good at that.
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- Yeah, that was
like a drive-by.
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- I should just
tell her to--
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- You know what
you could do?
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- What?
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- Gobble.
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Yeah, if you gobble,
then she'll get bored,
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And she'll just
leave you alone.
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- Thanks.
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oh, debra, I envy you,
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The way you can
just roll out of bed
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And put on anything
and not even care.
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Gobble, gobble,
gobble, gobble!
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Yeah.
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- You know what?
You might be right.
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- What?
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- Everything I told ally
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About pretending
it doesn't bother her,
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Why haven't I tried
that with your mother?
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- Because that's how
you deal with children.
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Yeah...Okay.
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But normal children.
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This one--this one's big
and a little off her nut.
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- No, no.
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Every time marie says something
mean or insulting,
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I get mad.
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And maybe that's why
she keeps doing it.
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I should just
change the way I react to her.
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God, that's
in every book.
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- Books.
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There's nothing wrong
with how you react.
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- Ray, I wanted to hit her
with a frying pan.
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- Get in line.
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- Your father's
on the couch and he thinks
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From a lying-down position,
he can eat more mashed potatoes.
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- Hey.
Hey, marie.
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I would love to cook
with you guys on Sunday.
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- Really?
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- Belly of the beast.
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- And you know what?
Ray's gonna be at the auto show.
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So we could do it
at my house.
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We can hang out there all day.
It'll be fun.
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- Are you all right,
dear?
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- Yeah, I'm just super excited
about Sunday.
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- Okay.
Wonderful.
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This should be
educational for you.
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- Educational.
That's a good one.
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- What are you doing?
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A whole day cooking
with my mother?
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- Hey, look,
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Unless I make an effort
to change my behavior,
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I can't expect your family
to change theirs.
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And you could try this too,
you know.
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- Why?
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I'm used to them.
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It's like getting
into a hot bath.
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You know,
at first it's so hot
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That you don't think
you can take it.
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But then, you know, once you
get your luggage in,
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It's not that bad.
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- You did a wonderful job
of kneading, amy.
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- Thanks.
I "kneaded" to hear that.
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- Adorable.
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Okay, next we're going
to roll the dough.
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Now, it can't be
too thick or too thin.
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It's not easy.
It needs a light touch.
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Shall we let amy continue?
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- Yeah, go ahead, amy.
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I mean she's
already on a roll.
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- Okay, yes.
All right.
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So that's good.
See?
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Back and forth.
Just like ironing.
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Oh...
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I know.
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It's true.
I can't iron.
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- Well...Where were we?
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Oh.
Okay, okay.
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Now, amy,
you continue doing that,
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And I'm gonna need
some help with the sauce.
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Um...
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How does stirring
sound to you?
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- Whatever you say, marie.
You're the master.
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- What?
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- You're the master.
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I mean, I'm just
happy to be here.
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You're a brilliant cook.
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- Thank you.
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Those are such
lovely earrings.
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- Oh, thank you, marie.
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00:11:05,132 --> 00:11:10,301
- You always have
such nice taste.
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Are you
all right, dear?
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- Yes, I've just
never seen...
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Such lovely earrings.
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- Oh, yeah, you like those?
Yeah.
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- Mommy.
- Yeah, honey?
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- The boys keep
blocking the tv.
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- Well, remember
what we talked about?
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Pretend it doesn't bother you,
and see what happens.
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- When's daddy coming home?
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- Just try it.
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Trust me.
It works, huh?
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Did you wanna say
something, marie?
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- I don't want
to butt in, dear.
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- No, you go ahead.
Butt.
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- Well, your advice.
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I'm not saying
it was wrong, dear,
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But, well,
it's not right.
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- No?
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- No, see, I've been mothering
for 40 years.
239
00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:05,390
And I just think that
if ally pretends it's fine,
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Then the twins are
going to behave worse
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Than you already let them.
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- I never thought of it
that way.
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You're right.
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God, you know, it's just
sometimes I am so scattered.
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Yeah.
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Gobble, gobble,
gobble, gobble.
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- Hey, there they are.
- Oh, hi.
248
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- So how was
the car thing?
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- It was great.
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Ferraris,
lamborghinis.
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- Yeah, dad was told
to stop touching
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Some of the finest
automobiles in the world.
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- Okay, dinner
is almost ready.
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- Appetizers first.
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Gentlemen, if you'll
follow me into the lounge.
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- Ahh...
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00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:02,514
- And, marie?
- Yeah.
258
00:13:02,516 --> 00:13:04,415
- I'll keep an eye
on that sauce.
259
00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:07,285
- Ooh, okay, dear.
- Okay.
260
00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:11,489
Bad day?
261
00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:15,560
- Yep.
262
00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:17,195
- Didn't you even
enjoy the cars?
263
00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:18,930
- I would have
264
00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:21,032
If I could have backed one
over those two idiots.
265
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:27,105
They--they--they
had a field day.
266
00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:29,541
They made fun
of my corduroy pants.
267
00:13:29,543 --> 00:13:31,876
Zveet, zveet, zveet, zveet.
268
00:13:31,878 --> 00:13:33,244
Then some woman
spilled soda on me,
269
00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:34,579
And they're laughing.
270
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:37,448
And it was like they were
at disneyland.
271
00:13:39,118 --> 00:13:40,852
How was your day?
272
00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:44,088
- You can't even imagine.
273
00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:49,861
- I imagine name-calling
and someone throwing a shoe.
274
00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:51,262
- It was fantastic.
275
00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:53,064
I mean, you know,
your mother did start out
276
00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:54,499
With her usual
little remarks.
277
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,234
But I just let it
roll right off of me.
278
00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:59,103
I laughed; I joked;
I did it.
279
00:13:59,105 --> 00:14:03,341
- Yeah, well, I tried it too,
and it didn't work.
280
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,909
- How long did you
try it for?
281
00:14:04,911 --> 00:14:06,578
- None of your business,
all right?
282
00:14:06,580 --> 00:14:08,847
It doesn't work.
283
00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:10,515
- It does work.
284
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,617
It's all
about attitude.
285
00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:14,319
You didn't change
your attitude.
286
00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:15,620
You had a bad day.
287
00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:18,957
I changed my attitude,
and voila!
288
00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:23,528
- Don't say voila.
289
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:27,298
- You're just mad
because I found out a way
290
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:33,071
To get along with your family,
and you never have.
291
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:34,939
- What, you think
you've figured them out?
292
00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:38,276
You can't change them,
you dizzy broad.
293
00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:46,150
- Debra, I knew it.
Your canapes are a big hit.
294
00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:47,585
- I'll be right in.
295
00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:50,455
My canapes are a big hit.
296
00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:51,923
- Yeah.
297
00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:55,059
You're sure
she said hit?
298
00:14:58,163 --> 00:14:59,364
- Shall we?
- Yeah.
299
00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:00,565
Yeah, but I'll tell ya,
300
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,100
If I hear one more
thing from them,
301
00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:03,935
I'm gonna go batman
on their ass.
302
00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:09,040
- Or...Or maybe
you could just try...
303
00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:10,675
- Yeah, yeah, ah.
304
00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:16,281
- Can I sit here, marie?
- Oh, come on, honey.
305
00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:23,288
- So, boys,
306
00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:26,124
What was your favorite part
of the auto show?
307
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:29,060
- Ray taking a coke
in the lap.
308
00:15:30,362 --> 00:15:32,263
- All right, frank.
Leave him alone.
309
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:35,066
- Yeah, yeah, you weren't
with this sourpuss all day.
310
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:41,005
- My day wasn't so easy either.
311
00:15:41,007 --> 00:15:42,674
- What?
312
00:15:42,676 --> 00:15:44,475
- Nothing.
313
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:47,178
- You had a nice time today,
didn't you, marie?
314
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:49,113
- Oh, of course.
315
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,982
- What, marie?
316
00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:53,418
- Nothing.
317
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,186
It's just that sometimes
318
00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:57,455
If you have to spend
an entire day with a person,
319
00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:00,458
That y-you need
to make an effort.
320
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:03,995
- It was an effort
to be with me today?
321
00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:05,964
- No, I didn't say that.
322
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:07,966
This was
a very pleasant day.
323
00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:11,302
- Yes, because
I made an effort.
324
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:14,272
I was nice.
It was me.
325
00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:18,276
- Okay, dear.
326
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:20,378
I don't know
what she's talking about.
327
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:23,715
- No, no, no.
No, no, no.
328
00:16:23,717 --> 00:16:28,619
No, no, no, wait.
I--you--
329
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:30,254
Amy, you were
there today.
330
00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:38,997
You saw us.
Who was nice?
331
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:41,099
- I thought
you were both nice.
332
00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:44,502
You're both
very nice people.
333
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:47,105
Wine, anyone?
334
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:54,012
- Marie, you were
criticizing me,
335
00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:55,680
Asking me
if I knew how to stir,
336
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,682
Explaining
a rolling pin to me.
337
00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,550
- Well, I was just
offering you useful advice,
338
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:01,019
Like I always do.
339
00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:02,220
- Advice?
340
00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:03,454
- Of course.
341
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:06,424
It's one of the joys of my life.
342
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:09,027
But today,
for some reason,
343
00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:12,663
You--you seemed
to take it so badly.
344
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:14,532
- What?
345
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:17,769
- Excuse me one second.
Hold on just one second.
346
00:17:17,771 --> 00:17:21,606
Could you pass
the canapes, please?
347
00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:23,441
- Badly?
348
00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:27,578
I-I-I was laughing.
I was making jokes about myself.
349
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:28,780
- I know,
and to be honest,
350
00:17:28,782 --> 00:17:32,150
I--I found that
terribly sarcastic.
351
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:35,053
- What do you mean
sarcastic?
352
00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:37,455
- Well, it means a sort
of phony facade--
353
00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:39,490
- I think I know
what sarcastic means.
354
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:42,660
- Scooch over
a little, will ya?
355
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:45,530
- If you didn't want
to spend the day with me, debra,
356
00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:48,166
I think at least you should
have been honest about it.
357
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:50,668
- I was being nice!
358
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:52,103
I was trying to be nice!
359
00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:53,704
That was nice in there!
Today was nice!
360
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:56,574
And I was nice, damn it!
361
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:59,377
- See, now you're getting
a bit emotional.
362
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:01,312
- Gee, I wonder why?
363
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:05,416
- Aw, back to sarcastic.
364
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:08,286
- But if--if you didn't think
I was being nice,
365
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:10,221
Then why were
you nice back to me?
366
00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:13,091
- Well, when in rome...
367
00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:16,160
- How could you--
you are--
368
00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:19,764
- A priest and a rabbi
walk into a bar.
369
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,199
Ha ha!
370
00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:23,734
And one of them
has a parrot.
371
00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:26,838
Ha ha ha!
Right?
372
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:30,541
And he says to the--
373
00:18:34,246 --> 00:18:36,314
Can I have
some wine, amy?
374
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:38,483
- No.
375
00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:40,518
- Wait--wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
376
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:41,719
Answer me this.
377
00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:43,221
Ray, robert...
378
00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:47,892
Listen, I know you
weren't there today,
379
00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:49,727
But wouldn't you agree
that sometimes--
380
00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:51,729
And I'm not saying
all the time--
381
00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:56,267
But sometimes marie
can be critical of me?
382
00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:14,819
Frank?
383
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:18,656
Come on!
384
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,591
Ray?
385
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:24,529
- I told you not to do this.
386
00:19:27,366 --> 00:19:28,599
- Ray, look at me.
- No.
387
00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:29,800
- Look at me.
- No.
388
00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:31,302
- Look at me!
- No!
389
00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:33,504
- All right, all right,
debra, all right.
390
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,772
Let--now we have--
in the past,
391
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:36,841
We've had
our share of tiffs.
392
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,576
But I truly believe
393
00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:40,444
It's because you
misunderstand me.
394
00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:44,448
I-I am not interested
in a relationship
395
00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:48,753
Of artificial pleasantries
and phony smiles.
396
00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:51,722
You never ever
have to pretend with me.
397
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:54,425
I'm always honest
with you, aren't I?
398
00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:57,795
And if I see something
399
00:19:57,797 --> 00:20:01,365
That you desperately
need help with--
400
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:05,870
Like...Cooking...
401
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:08,773
Cleaning...
402
00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:11,576
The children...
403
00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:14,612
Your hair...
404
00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:18,616
I care so much that
I have to say something,
405
00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:20,718
'cause I want to help.
406
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,286
Oh, honey,
407
00:20:22,288 --> 00:20:25,723
You don't have
to be worried, dear.
408
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:29,694
I forgive you
for today.
409
00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:33,931
And I'm always
here to help.
410
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:43,307
- Voila.
411
00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:56,921
- Ladies, whatever you
went through today was worth it.
412
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:59,290
An excellent meal.
413
00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:02,693
I give it two buttons
and a zip.
414
00:21:05,497 --> 00:21:07,665
What kind of ice cream
you got there, ray?
415
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:09,667
- Chocolate swirly.
416
00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:10,935
- What's that?
417
00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:12,370
I can't hear you
over your pants.
418
00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:16,340
- Yeah, noisy pants.
419
00:21:16,342 --> 00:21:17,775
- These aren't
the same pants, okay?
420
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,277
I changed them
before dinner.
421
00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:22,480
- Then you better
see a doctor.
422
00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:26,584
noisy luggage.
423
00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:28,953
- Yeah.
424
00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:30,855
Very funny.
Very funny.
425
00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:34,025
Sounds to me like nobody
wants any ice cream.
426
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:43,467
- Sorry.
427
00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:45,670
- I'm sorry too.
428
00:21:50,909 --> 00:21:54,045
- See that?
429
00:21:54,047 --> 00:21:57,081
That is how it's done.
430
00:22:07,626 --> 00:22:09,527
It's not funny!
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