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Ah! Wine'?

How much romance can one girl take'?

Actually, I never made this marinara sauce before.

It says on the jar, Open and heat up.

But how long do you think heat up is'?

- I don't know. -Eh?

- Don't know. -Right. Sit down.

Not that one -- the, uh, comfy one.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Red wine.

Uh...

Well...

What's that, then?

What's it look like'?

Open it.

Uh, okay.

Oh, I c-- I can't believe it.

I thought for a second you'd gone all Bodmin

and you were actually gonna propose to me.

I think I'm actually having a heart attack.

Oh, but it's just a key.

A lovely, almost shiny key.

- So you vvill, then? -Will I What?

Move in with me.

Oh.

Can I think about it'?

Well, uh...

Yeah, just gonna...

Want some, um -- Want some cheddar on yours?

No thanks.

It's really sweet of you, Al, but, um...

I just thought if you moved in,

then you wouldn't want to leave is all.

Oh, it's not you.

I just don't want to stay in Portwenn forever.

What's out there that you can't get here'?

Well, I just don't want to end up...

What?

I can see us moving in, getting married.

Getting fat, getting old.

You'd be Bert, and I'd be Mrs. Bert.

And We'll never have done anything.

I'll come back.

You could go off if you Wanted, and it'd be okay with me.

Oh, cheers.

Let's take this down to the beach,

lie on our rock, and Watch the sunset.

We'll stay all night and Watch the stars.

Will there be other stuff'?

- Maybe.

Well, could get cold, couldn't it'?

I'll keep you Warm, Al Large.

Want to borrow a jumper'?

Well, since you tidied, I can't find anything.

Hmm.

Uh!

Uh...

Yeah, uh, I haven't got 'round to posting that yet.

This is my application.

Yeah.

I see.

Bye, Al.

Mmm!

Now, aren't they the best scrambled eggs

you've ever tasted'?

Well, maybe not the best.

Dad?

What is it'?

I haven't forgotten, you know,

sitting in the bookmakers on my 10th birthday

with a packet of sweets,

with you telling me how the next race

was gonna be the one that would come in.

-it was always the Next one. -Louisa...

Dad...

I need to know.

Did you take that money?

No, I didn't.

I might be many things, but I'm not a thief.

Yeah.

When one person tells you that you're Wrong,

you can ignore them.

But when it's a whole village, it's hard.

You know, every day I'd have to ask myself,

am I being a fool still believing in you'?

You know...

I know how hard it must have been for you,

bringing us up after Mom left.

It's nothing to do with your mother!

Louisa, that money was for the lifeboats.

Do you really think that I'd stoop that low'?

So Joan...

Joan never caught you'? She never saw you take it'?

She's lying, as well?

Joan. Meddling cow.

How could you'?

I had gambling debts.

Big debts.

And there was this horse. A sure thing.

When it won, I was gonna pay the money back.

Of course, it fell --

No, I meant how could you lie to me all these years'?

How could you let me make a fool of myself

in front of my friends, in front of the whole village?

I'm sorry.

I think...

I think you should leave in the morning.

Dad.

Pauline.

I have nothing to say to you.

Well, maybe I've got something to say to you, eh'?

Listen, I'm -- I'm really sorry about the application.

I Went past the postbox.

I honestly -- I saw it. I just --

Aah!

- I caught your finger, didn't I'? -Yeah.

Maybe I should come and see the doc.

Right.

Aah.

So last night he only goes and asks me to move in with him.

- What'? -Al.

Thought he could blindside me with marinara, didn't he'?

And he Walked right past the postbox.

Sorry. Sorry.

You know you got your review panel.

Yes, of course I know. I'm on my Way there.

It's not like you can miss a postbox, is it'?

It's big and red.

Pauline, I'll be back in an hour.

Yes. Sorry.

Yes.

Good luck.

Jonathan.

Terry!

Terry, come here.

Terry, Terry, Terry. Come here.

I like What you've done with the room.

Hey, I am -- I-l think I've worked it all out.

See, it's all in here.

You haven't been taking your medication!

Yes. Of course I have.

That's Why I'm thinking so clearly, Terry.

You see, there's a chip in my head,

and they're using their chips to connect with it.

Listen. Listen.

Shh.

- Hear it'? -it's a dialing tone.

What are you doing'?

I just need to, um...

Okay, there's someone down here,

and -- and he's transmitting into my head.

The longer I stay here, the worse it gets.

I just need to -- I just need to work out who.

It's okay, Terry.

I know it isn't you.

Where are you going'?

We have to go and meet the boat, remember?

I'm leaving now.

Oh, okay. No, good. Good.

If you're going out, could you get me a roll of aluminium foil'?

What, to put on your head and stop government mind control?

I've got some cheese I don't want getting hard.

Jonathan, we're leaving for London.

Yeah, of course we are.

Soon as I meet the boat.

I No! Im going HOW!

What?

I can't meet the boat on my own.

Then do yourself a favor, please, and come with me now.

- You're lying. -What?

You're lying!

You're not going anywhere! You're just --

You just don't want me to do the job with you, do you'?

Goodbye, Jonathan.

And take your pills, huh'?

Now, we all know the rules.

Each pasty must be finished before you start the next one.

If you have to be sick, please use the buckets provided.

And while I don't condone betting

on such a spiritual contest like this,

I will say I'm having a fiver on Bert here.

So...

On your marks.

Get set.

Wait!

I thought I told you to cancel this.

It's a serious health-and-safety risk.

- Did you bake these yourself? -Well, yeah.

Well, whatever your stomach complaint is

could be passed on by handling food.

I can't allow this to happen.

You can't exactly call the police, can you'?

There aren't any in town.

I'll have you shutdown on a health violation for good.

My pasties are fine.

Bert!

- put it down. -But I got money on this.

So what? Come on.

All these pasties here -- Give them to me.

Yeah, he's probably been held up by a patient.

He's very dedicated.

Well, if Dr. Ellingham doesn't feel

that his attendance is in his best interests,

then the board vvill have no choice

but to consider the accusations substantiated.

Tosser!

That is not funny!

This is potentially contaminated meat.

Honestly, I try and help you people.

I don't know why I bother.

MAN: Take that! Take that!

Well, I think we've sat here long enough.

Obviously, Dr. Ellingham has decided

to show his contempt for this process.

Can we push this along?

There's something I have to attend to.

I also have potentially infected processed meat in my hair.

Dr. Ellingham, this review board --

I know what a review board is. Get to the point.

Are you aware that I've spoken

to a number of people in the village?

They felt that your attitude towards them

was a little superior.

Some would go so far as to say "condescending."

Others simply settled on "rude."

I have a list of the incidents cited.

Is there a particular medical problem you Wish to discuss?

Healthcare is more than that,

especially in villages like this.

A doctor needs to go the extra yard,

to be a part of the community.

All right, look, you've carried out your investigation,

you've got lots of evidence,

and I don't doubt that you've reached your conclusion.

So Why don't you just out to the chase'?

Fine.

LOUISA: You know, I-I'm actually quite surprised

by some of the people that you've chosen to interview

about Dr. Ellingham.

I mean...

Mrs. Redtree.

She's always got an ax to grind, you know?

Last month it was because the postman left her gate open.

Practically strung him up for it.

Mr. Thornton. Complaining is his hobby.

He even wanted to ban the sea gulls

because they made too much noise.

You know, he's hardly a reliable witness.

Well, I spoke to a number of people.

Really? None of them had a good word to say about Dr. Ellingham'?

Well, some. Um...

The chemist, for example.

She was very enthusiastic about him, but --

LOUISA: Mrs. Tishell. Yeah.

So you just chose to write dovvn the testimonies of those

who enjoy whingeing, yeah'?

Miss Glasson, what's your point'?

Well, look.

Even I find Doc -- Dr. Ellingham a little bit...

...frustrating at times.

But I also know

that we are very lucky to have him here in the village,

and, you know, so do most of these people.

- So my point is that -- -Thank you, Miss Glasson.

Dr. Ellingham, there is a recent initiative --

a training course focusing on people skills.

Oh, God.

It's two weeks, and it will teach you

how to relate to your patients as people,

not just medical complaints.

After that, I'll return to see how you've taken it on board.

And What if I choose not to attend your initiative, Gavin?

Well, then, I'll recommend you be removed.

It really is down to you, Dr. Ellingham.

Right.

Well, he -- he probably just needs

some time to think about it.

Oh. How'd it go'?

Went well, then.

-Come.

Was that really necessary?

No, it Wasn't.

You -- You do realize how serious this is'?

Yes, I do.

Martin, they want to get rid of you.

Don't you even care about that?

Look...

I know that you've never really fitted in around here,

and I know that you've never really tried

and that you're not interested in doing so.

And I've always tried to understand that about you

because -- because, well, that's just you.

That's -- That's What you're like.

But I don't even think that this is about that.

I think that -- that you deliberately

wanted that review to go Wrong.

And I think that you -- you want them to replace you

and to send you away from here.

Well, Martin, you know, for what it's worth...

...l-| would like you to stay.

So there.

Louisa...

...I certainly never intended...

- Can I help you'? -No, no. Shh.

DOC MARTIN:

Aah!

- Sorry! -Oh!Hi.

Um, We, um...

We need to talk.

- get Out. -Shh!Um...

Mr. Crozier, you haven't been

taking your medication, have you'?

Of course I haven't.

- Why not'? Because!

Because I know what's going on here.

I know that you're all just waiting for me to leave town.

I know that there's somebody else,

and he's behind all of this.

So just...

I need you to just call your dad for me, please,

'cause I really need to talk to him.

No.

No, you see, you don't understand.

If -- If -- If -- If...

You need to call him, and then he'll come back.

Otherwise, he will --

If you could just give him a quick tinkle...

Mr. Crozier. Wait outside.

-.Just -- Just -- Just -- -I said wait outside!

- Aah! 'Okay...

No, no, no, no, no! Don't do that! Come back.

That's just upsetting me. Why would...

Let her go!

Don't think you're supposed to antagonize him, Doc.

Okay.

Hello'?

Hello'?

Yeah.

Daddy.

Oh!

Louisa?

Yeah?

Daddy, y-your friend's here.

Jonathan. Jonathan.

And, um, he -- he...

And, um, he's -- he's not in a very good mood.

And, um, he -- he'd like you to come -- to come back here.

And -- And he's got a knife.

Okay, the boat leaves at 12:00. Don't be late.

Good.

Okay, sit down.

This one! This...

All right, Jonathan.

I want you to take a few deep breaths

and give me the knife.

Then I want you to sit down

so that I can sedate you and call the police.

Nice.

Why don't you just go over there, get that chair,

and bring it over here'?

Come on.

And you -- reception chicky --

just get me some tying-up stuff.

Surgical tape'? -Yeah.

And a gag. For him.

Put it down. Sit down on it.

Yeah.

I never done this before.

I Wouldn't have guessed.

Mr. Crozier...

Why don't you stop and consider the consequences?

Put that clock dovvn.

-Just say Please.

Listen. Listen.

Electronic static.

Can you hear it'?

No.

I think I can!

All right, I-l don't want anybody to worry, but...

I think they've got in here, too!

They'll call the hostage negotiator in soon.

He's getting worse, isn't he'? Much, much worse.

Martin, I-I'm sorry.

You break it, you pay for it!

Martin, just stop annoying the man with the knife.

Yeah.

Don't trust Terry. Don't trust Terry.

He's -- He's nothing but a liar.

Seems to be having a moment of clarity.

Talking about my father, actually.

Um, w-why would you want him to come back here'?

What?

The boat, the shipment --

That's -- That's none of your business, okay?

- What boat'? -Who told you about the boat'?

Did Terry tell you'? Did Terry tell you about the boat'?

I told you -- You can't trust him.

You can't trust him.

This is really interesting,

seeing What goes on in the mind of a mental.

I'm thinking of becoming a psychiatric nurse.

- You'd meet all sorts. -Shut up.

Camplyobacter?

Campylobacter.

This is code.

No, it isn't. It's a strain of bacteria.

Don't you think it's a bit convenient

that this comes in right now'?

I'm a doctor.

I tend to get faxes about medical things.

This is about me.

What does it say'?

A local baker has a bacterial infection

associated with ravv chicken and bird feces.

I don't see your name here anywhere.

You're a liar.

I know you're lying.

I want you to tell me what's really going on here.

PETERSI Hello?

Hello'?

Hello'?

Get rid of him.

Get rid of him.

You don't think he might find it suspicious

that I'm strapped to a chair'?

Probably.

DOC MARTIN: I'm with a patient! Out in a minute!

Ah.

Mr. Peters.

How nice to see you again.

Look, Ellingham, you've forced my hand.

I'm going to recommend your removal.

Fine. Fine.

Um, just send me the relevant papers, and I'll be off.

This could have been avoided if you'd agreed to the course.

I'd love to go on the course.

Really?

Yeah. Uh, yeah, a-a-absolutely.

Count me in.

Well, I'll sign you up, then.

I'm your man.

It's two Weeks, you know? People skills.

Sounds super.

I will be checking your attendance.

Thank you.

Well...

- Thank you. -No, thank you.

Lock it! Lock it!

Come on.

Okay, sit down.

All right, um, Jonathan, let's, uh, put the knife down.

Doc.

Things seem muddled for you now,

but, uh, you're amongst friends.

I'll sit down.

Yeah, I think that would be a really good idea.

Just...

I keep getting these headaches,

and they're just burning into me right there.

I got them checked out, but it didn't show anything.

Headaches or migraine?

I read an article last year about the correlation

of migraines and, uh, bipolar disorder.

Yeah, migraines, headaches -- I don't know the difference.

All I know is it really, really hurts.

With a migraine, you get blurred vision and nausea

and a sensitivity to light.

Yeah, but is it caused by radio waves being beamed into my head?

- Hit him! -JONATHANI Get Off me!

Jonathan!

-LOUISA: Dad!

No, um, I didn't, uh -- I...

I didn't do that. They made me do it.

Don't do that. You'll severe an artery.

-it really hurts. -You'll bleed to death.

I'm the worse friend ever!

Just, um...

Fix him! Fix him. I'll pay.

I'm tied to a chair!

Right.

All right, sit -- sit -- sit there.

B-Be careful.

Oh, no, no. No, don't, please.

Please g-- give me something for the pain.

All right. Now be quiet.

Aah!

Good.

It hasn't severed the artery.

You all right, there, Doc'?

DOC MARTINI I'm fine. Hold that.

- Can I have the knife'? -No, you can't.

Fine.

You okay, Louisa?

Fine. Is it still really hurting'?

It's a bit sore, yeah.

DOC MARTIN: Stop moving your arm.

Martin!

Put that down.

Why are you leaving guns lie about?

- What's the matter with you'? -Shut up.

Aah!

How did you get in'? The front door is looked.

I came in through the kitchen.

Right. Well, that makes more sense.

Okay, 12:00. 12:00.

We need to, um -- We need to get to the boat at 12:00.

- Um... -You're on your own.

What'? No, no, we -- we need to go and get the package.

Jonathan, I'm not going anywhere.

Okay.

Right.

I'll go.

Yeah, I'll go.

And, um, you need to tell me where to get the boat.

Um, and then I'll go down there...

No, because then I'll be out there and you'll all be here,

and you'll just call the police.

Okay, we need to get someone else to go and get the boat.

You Won't do it, so, um...

You.

You can do it. You're going.

I can't work a boat.

He's from London.

Can I just point out that you're automatically assuming

that a Woman isn't up to the job'?

Fine.

You do it.

I'm probably not strong enough.

AL: Pauline! I know you're in there!

Pauline!

I know you're in there! I just want to talk!

I don't care how long I have to wait.

You're gonna talk to me.

Go.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Is that real, is it'?

Through there.

Come on.

Come on.

What's going on'?

I know.

You can go.

Go where?

You need to get a boat and pick something up at 12:00.

I can't get a boat, mate. I-I-I'm just a plumber.

Our Mr. Crozier's suffering a psychotic breakdown.

What does that mean'?

It means he's mad. Just do as he says.

Either you do it,

or I make a colander out of...

reception chick.

- What's a colander? -it's a type of sieve, Al.

It's bigger than a sieve.

Aah!

My dad's got a boat.

I want to go home.

Okay, tell him. Tell him.

Three miles up the coast.

Nelson's Point. Do you know it'?

Yeah.

A Spanish trawler about half a mile from Nelson's Point.

Tell them Terry sent you.

Say, "Terry me manda a por el paquete."

All right, yeah. Okay.

Say it -- Terry me manda a por el paquete.

Terry me manda a por --

DOC MARTINI No.

Uh, it's, "Terry me manda a por la paquete."

No, no. It's "a por e! paquete."

Seriously!

Ticktock! Ticktock! Ticktock! Ticktock!

Come on.

Come on!

He'll be all right, Won't he'?

Course he will.

What is all this about, Dad'?

Jonathan, will you please take a couple of your pills'?

What is in the package'?

Drugs.

Oh, Dad.

You wouldn't want to be putting this stuff up your nose.

It isn't drugs.

It's explosives.

Oh, that's much better.

We're bank robbers.

It isn't a bank. It's a warehouse.

It has a safe in it.

Doesn't make it a bank.

Wait.

You sent Al to pick up explosives?

All right'?

Uh, Terry me -- me manda por...

Uh, Terry me manda...

Uh, Terry Glasson sent me.

Ten mucho cuidado.

Got it.

Con cuidado.

All right, yeah.

iCon cuidado!

I don't speak Spanish, mate.

Si, vamanos.

You there! What do you think --

Ugh! Aah!

Oh, God.

Surgery-

Yeah, it's me.

You got the package'?

Yeah, I got it. Yeah.

Is Pauline okay?

Pauline is fine. Pauline's great.

Who's Pauline?

Al, careful with the package.

Shh.

Okay, bring it back here.

Let me speak to the doc. Someone's been hurt.

No, no, no. You need to bring it back here now.

Look, someone's fallen off the cliff near Pulver's Cove, yeah?

Al, for God's sake, bring the bloody package!

- Shh. -Shh!

Look, you'll get your package.

If you let me speak to the doctor.

All right.

It's for you. No, wait.

No funny stuff.

Okay? No code.

All right. Hold on.

He said someone's fallen off a cliff.

- And? -He says, "And?"

He can hear me.

N'?

Well, I think he's hurt badly, Doc.

I mean, I can't see him moving.

- Well, call the Coastguard. -No Coastguard.

No Coastguard!

Why not?

Well, they'll see the explosives.

The doc can go down there.

I don't know.

The doctor can treat his patient,

and we can get ahold of the package.

Right.

Um, okay. Uh, plumber boy'?

We're coming there.

All right, everybody. Come on.

Let's go. We're leaving. We're leaving now.

I said we're leaving! Come on! Are you deaf'?!

Oh!

Just -- Just...

Yeah. Dad, it's me.

No, the flowers didn't work.

Uh, listen.

I'm gonna need some help.

Ted?

Got one. Yeah.

Be all right now.

-Oh, Ted, no.

Ellingham!

Ellingham!

Quickly! Over here!

- The -- The baker fell! -Where is he'?

That bloody fool! He was trying to steal the eggs!

I must say I expected something better of a local man.

Okay, okay, hold on! Hold on! Hold on!

-Okay, Where's plumber boy'?

Bloody hell. That's my gun.

What's going on'?

Hi. Name's Jonathan.

Okay. Okay, where are the explosives?

What explosives?

How do you know about the explosives?!

Colonel, has the baker lost consciousness?

The baker'? The colonel?

Do these people have no names?!

What's going on here'?!

AL: Doc!

Come on.

What is so important about the baker'?

Okay, come on.

Come on!

Down there, down there, down there.

Doc, I think he's having a fit!

Cushion his head! He may be hemorrhaging!

- Aah! _Oh= my God!

This is the baker they sent you the fax about?

It's causing pressure on his brain.

Somethings pressing into his brain?

In all probability, yeah.

Well, you've got to get down there, man!

No.

The baker.

He's in charge of this whole thing.

Everything has to get coordinated through him.

Quite.

Yeah, yeah, that's why it's been so strong down here.

He's got a transmitter chip in his brain,

and he's been using it to send signals into my head.

This chap's absolutely bloody barking.

Okay, we've got to, um --

We've got to neutralize the transmitter chip in his brain.

DOC MARTIN: We need to get some sort of pulley system

to get the baker up here.

You're going down.

You're gonna go down there,

and you're gonna take the transmitter chip

out of his head.

Right now.

Hello!

Doctor.

My -- My lad said you'll be needing this.

Bert, have you got a drill'?

Hold tight, Doc! That's it.

Okay. Mind your back.

All right!

Hang her out now! That's good!

Let the rope keep going.

Till it gets tight.

Right, Doc'?

You ready?

Keep going!

Just let it all out!

LOUISA: It's only another few feet!

That's the end of the cable!

Hold on!

Come on.

LOUISA: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Oh, God.

Not looking good, Doc.

I think he's on his Way out.

That's your diagnosis, is it'?

Yeah.

What's he doing up here, anyway? Eh?

Uh, stealing chough eggs --

Hold this, Al --

and contracting a bacterial infection

from bird feces.

He'll be all right, though, will he'?

His, uh, optic nerve is swollen

due to the increased intercranial pressure.

Which means that your first diagnosis could vvell be right --

He's not gonna make it.

Unless...

Hang on a minute.

I need to relieve the pressure

on his brain.

How you gonna do that'?

-Ugh.

Uh, Doo, uh...How do you know if you've drilled far enough'?

His eyes will open.

PAULINE: There.

LOUISA: Just Watch him.

BERT: Don't touch his head.

Give me that bag.

You're kidding, right'?

Give it.

Oh, come on. Get off!

- give me that back. -No.

Pauline, call an ambulance.

Tell them to expect a man with an intercranial bleed

treated successfully by emergency trepanation.

Accompanied by a really annoying man

who needs sectioning under the Mental Health Act.

Me'?

Uh, I-I'll...

N'?

Uh, Ellingham, I'll --

You lock those explosives in the boot of my car

before somebody gets blown up.

Explosives?

Oh, come on. You carried them up a cliff.

You'll survive the trip to the car.

Okay, I'll -- I'll take that now, thank you.

What? No, you Won't.

Al, lock that up, too.

Yeah.

Uh, uh, uh...

Colonel.

I'm not going to put up with this, you know?

DOC MARTIN: Don't be ridiculous.

You plainly aren't remotely in control.

Oh.

Oh. It's the chip.

Thank you. Sir.

LOUISA: We got an ordinary car here quite easily,

so you should be all right.

Yes, the both of them. Two. Yeah.

Yeah, but I-l Wouldn't put the both of them in the same --

That's right. Yeah.

Yeah. Thank you.

On their Way.

Oh. Uh, thank you.

Martin.

Um...

Yeah. Yeah, I should...

- Action man. No.

Yeah. Totally.

Climbing up the cliff and all that.

Well, it was quite exciting.

- you okay? -Yeah. Shaking stopped.

Don't think I'll be setting foot outside the house again.

Well, Portvvenn, anyway. Not for a while.

I don't know. I think you're onto something there.

It's a big world out there.

What'? You know I'd always come back to you.

Don't you'? Huh'?

- I do love you. -AL: How's he doing, Doc'?

DOC MARTIN: He seems to be stabilized.

AL: Is he always gonna have a hole in his head'?

DOC MARTINI Sit down.

I'd better go.

Dad?

Bye.

So, uh...

I'm gonna take off, then, folks.

Where did you get that bag from'?

I just got the crovvbar from the big plumber man's van

and pried your car door open.

So thanks for that. Here it is.

I feel, uh...

- Ugh! -Thanks for All your help.

Give that -- Give that back.

- No. -give it back to me.

Shut up!

Excuse me.