Original subtitles

MAN: There is a secret test hidden within the SAT.

This test does not measure a student's aptitude

MAN: There is a secret test hidden within the SAT.

at reading, writing and arithmetic.

MAN: There is a secret test hidden within the SAT.

It measures a student's innate ability

MAN: There is a secret test hidden within the SAT.

to lie, cheat, fight and kill.

MAN: There is a secret test hidden within the SAT.

Those who score well

MAN: There is a secret test hidden within the SAT.

are recruited into a secret paramilitary academy.

MAN: There is a secret test hidden within the SAT.

Some call them seductresses.

Some call them spies.

Some call them seductresses.

Fools call them innocent.

Some call them seductresses.

They call themselves D.E.B.S.

Some call them seductresses.

♪ As far as I can tell ♪

Some call them seductresses.

♪ It doesn't matter Who you are ♪

Some call them seductresses.

♪ If you can believe ♪

♪ There's something Worth fighting for ♪

♪ If you can believe ♪

♪ The color of an eye ♪

♪ The glory of a sudden view ♪

♪ The color of an eye ♪

♪ The baby in your arms ♪

♪ The smile He always shoots at you ♪

♪ The baby in your arms ♪

[GARBAGE'S "PARADE" CONTINUES]

♪ Kaboom ♪

[GARBAGE'S "PARADE" CONTINUES]

♪ Make it right Make it right ♪

[GARBAGE'S "PARADE" CONTINUES]

♪ Kaboom ♪

[GARBAGE'S "PARADE" CONTINUES]

♪ Make it right Make it right ♪

[GARBAGE'S "PARADE" CONTINUES]

♪ Kaboom ♪

[GARBAGE'S "PARADE" CONTINUES]

♪ Make it right Make it right ♪

[GARBAGE'S "PARADE" CONTINUES]

♪ Kaboom ♪

[GARBAGE'S "PARADE" CONTINUES]

♪ Kaboom ♪

♪ Kaboom ♪

[♪]

Good morning, D.E.B.S.

Attention, D.E.B.S.!

Good morning, D.E.B.S.

Attention! Emergency alert!

Good morning, D.E.B.S.

That means report right now!

Good morning, D.E.B.S.

Right this second!

Good morning, D.E.B.S.

You have no time to sleep, ladies!

Good morning, D.E.B.S.

Go, go, go, go! And I mean now, ladies!

Good morning, D.E.B.S.

Dominique.

Good morning, D.E.B.S.

The world might be destroyed while you're napping!

Good morning, D.E.B.S.

Come on, Dominique. Phipps is freaking out.

Good morning, D.E.B.S.

I need you guys up! Five minutes.

Good morning, D.E.B.S.

And no boys allowed upstairs.

Out.

What?

Out.

Let's go! I want everybody up!

Out.

Janet. Five minutes. Have you seen my gun?

Out.

Move it, move it, move it! Everybody in the house!

Out.

What did I do with it?

Out.

[PHONE RINGING]

Out.

D.E.B.S. Max here.

Out.

Amy, it's for you.

Hello.

Amy, it's for you.

No. No! I'm not...

Amy, it's for you.

I'm not talking about this anymore.

Amy, it's for you.

[FRENCH ACCENT] Get out.

Amy, it's for you.

And take your clothes with you. I don't do laundry.

Amy, it's for you.

Come on. Let's go! Let's go, let's go, let's go!

Amy, it's for you.

Move it, move it, move it! I don't have all day, D.E.B.S.

Amy, it's for you.

I do not have all day!

Amy, it's for you.

[PHONE RINGING]

Amy, it's for you.

Ten!

Amy, it's for you.

Bobby, seriously, it's not a good time.

Amy, it's for you.

Nine. Eight.

Amy, it's for you.

When? When is a good time?

Amy, it's for you.

Stop calling.

Amy, it's for you.

Amy! Five.

Amy, it's for you.

I'm coming. Four. Three.

Amy, it's for you.

BOBBY: After all we've been through together?

Amy, it's for you.

PHIPPS: Two, one. Goodbye, Bobby.

Amy, it's for you.

[ROCK MUSIC BLARING OVER STEREO]

[HORN HONKING]

I broke up with Bobby.

[HORN HONKING]

What?

[HORN HONKING]

I broke up with Bobby.

[HORN HONKING]

Oh, my God! Why?

[HORN HONKING]

He was just so boring.

[HORN HONKING]

He's an ass.

[HORN HONKING]

Ouais.

[HORN HONKING]

What? Oui.

[HORN HONKING]

I like him. I think he's sweet.

[HORN HONKING]

I'm just not in love. What?

[MUSIC STOPS] I said I want to be in love!

I'm just not in love. What?

Why are you yelling?

I'm just not in love. What?

[♪]

I'm just not in love. What?

Hi, Amy.

Hey, Mr. P.

Don't call me that.

Hey, Mr. P.

Hey, Mr. P.

What's up, Mr. P?

Hey, Mr. P.

Bonjour, Mr. P.

Hey, Mr. P.

Hey, um, can I get a farmer's daughter short stack

Hey, Mr. P.

And bacon, well done.

Hey, Mr. P.

Tofu, scrambled, peach smoothie, non-dairy.

Hey, Mr. P.

Cheeseburger, extra pickles.

Hey, Mr. P.

Coffee, black.

Hey, Mr. P.

We have a special guest with us this morning.

Ms. Petrie.

We have a special guest with us this morning.

Ms. Petrie?

We have a special guest with us this morning.

MAX: She never comes down here!

We have a special guest with us this morning.

Ladies.

Ms. Petrie, I just wanted to say

Ladies.

What a pleasure it is to finally meet you.

Ladies.

No time for pleasantries.

Ladies.

Phipps, a matter of some urgency has come to my attention.

Ladies.

Lucy Diamond is back in the States.

Ladies.

Oh, my God.

Ladies.

Oh, shit. AMY: You're kidding.

Ladies.

I'm writing my thesis on her.

Ladies.

I expect to be kept in the loop on this one.

Ladies.

[CLAPS HANDS]

Ladies.

Let's show some hustle.

Ladies.

[WIND WHISTLING]

Ladies.

Wow.

I can't believe she's back.

Wow.

Who's Lucy Diamond?

Wow.

Lucy Diamond.

Wow.

She's the last surviving member

Wow.

Of the Reynolds crime syndicate.

Wow.

Her family did battle with the Schaffers

Wow.

In a vicious blood feud that lasted a decade.

Wow.

After her father's death,

Wow.

She inherited the keys to his kingdom:

Wow.

Illegal arms-running, smuggling, gambling,

Wow.

And her specialty, diamond theft.

Wow.

She's protected by a loyal band of mercenaries,

Wow.

Led by this man...

Wow.

Scud.

Wow.

It is believed

Wow.

Lucy Diamond was behind the plot

Wow.

To sink Australia in '99.

Wow.

Three attempts have been made to apprehend her.

Wow.

All failed.

Wow.

In 2003 she went underground,

Wow.

Has not been seen or heard from since.

Wow.

Yikes.

Wow.

That's not even the bad part.

Wow.

What's the bad part?

Wow.

No one has ever fought her...

Wow.

And lived to tell about it.

Oh.

And lived to tell about it.

Peach smoothie,

and lived to tell about it.

Farmer's daughter,

and lived to tell about it.

Tofu, scramble,

and lived to tell about it.

And cheeseburger.

And lived to tell about it.

Coffee.

And lived to tell about it.

So, um, why do you think she's back in town?

And lived to tell about it.

Our Intel suggests

and lived to tell about it.

She's in town to meet this woman.

And lived to tell about it.

Ninotchka Kaprova.

And lived to tell about it.

Ex-KGB, now freelance assassin.

And lived to tell about it.

They're scheduled to meet tonight, 2000 hours.

And lived to tell about it.

Find out what Lucy is up to. Strictly surveillance.

And lived to tell about it.

Do not try to apprehend her yourselves.

And lived to tell about it.

Max, you're in charge.

And lived to tell about it.

Amy, you're second.

And lived to tell about it.

And, D.E.B.S., be careful.

And lived to tell about it.

What does a reclusive criminal mastermind want

with a Russian trained killer?

What does a reclusive criminal mastermind want

[♪]

Your scheduled meet, 2000 hours.

Where'd you find her? Zeda tipped us.

Your scheduled meet, 2000 hours.

Said she's available. She's in from Prague.

Your scheduled meet, 2000 hours.

Relocating stateside.

Your scheduled meet, 2000 hours.

LUCY: Assassin?

Your scheduled meet, 2000 hours.

SCUD: Check.

Your scheduled meet, 2000 hours.

Where's the meet?

Your scheduled meet, 2000 hours.

Les Deux Amours.

Your scheduled meet, 2000 hours.

Trendy, yet discreet.

Your scheduled meet, 2000 hours.

Cancel it.

Why?

Cancel it.

It's all set up.

Cancel it.

I don't do blind dates.

Cancel it.

Yeah, well, it's not a blind date

Cancel it.

If you know what they look like, okay?

Cancel it.

Just tell her I'm not coming.

Cancel it.

Say I came down with something.

Cancel it.

Come on, Lucy, it's been two years.

Cancel it.

You have to get out there.

Cancel it.

I am out there.

Cancel it.

I went out with that drummer,

Cancel it.

The girl from the band that talked really loud.

Cancel it.

You didn't go out with her. We all went out together.

Cancel it.

Then you lied and said you had food poisoning,

Cancel it.

And you went home early.

Cancel it.

Yeah, well, she talked really loud,

Cancel it.

Even when you were right next to her.

Cancel it.

Look, I know what you're trying to do.

Cancel it.

You're trying to drown yourself

Cancel it.

In your little schemes to destroy the world,

Cancel it.

But you need to get over it already, okay?

Cancel it.

You were dumped. I was not dumped.

Cancel it.

Oh, you were dumped hard.

Cancel it.

And that sucks.

Cancel it.

And you took your time off

Cancel it.

To go to Antarctica or whatever.

Cancel it.

Reykjavik. It's in Iceland.

Cancel it.

But now it's time to get back in the game, Lucy.

Cancel it.

You've got a date tonight with a beautiful Russian assassin,

Cancel it.

And you're gonna show up.

Cancel it.

Lucy.

Cancel it.

Fine.

Cancel it.

Okay, I'll go. I'll be there.

Cancel it.

Just promise me you'll be open.

Cancel it.

Open to what?

Cancel it.

Open to love.

Cancel it.

[♪]

Hey, look. Look. Check this out.

Ms. Petrie is handpicking girls

Hey, look. Look. Check this out.

For the International Bureau.

Hey, look. Look. Check this out.

I'm gonna see if I can get an interview.

Hey, look. Look. Check this out.

Think Mr. Phipps would let me take time off after endgame?

Hey, look. Look. Check this out.

What are you talking about?

Hey, look. Look. Check this out.

I don't know. There's this art school in Barcelona.

Hey, look. Look. Check this out.

Art school?

Hey, look. Look. Check this out.

Amy, you're the perfect score.

Hey, look. Look. Check this out.

You could have your choice

Hey, look. Look. Check this out.

Of any assignment you want after endgame.

Hey, look. Look. Check this out.

Who's your best friend?

You are my best friend.

Who's your best friend?

And what did I say to you the very first day of academy?

Who's your best friend?

"That's my bunk, bitch."

Who's your best friend?

Okay, after I said that.

"D.E.B.S. stick together."

Okay, after I said that.

Exactly.

Okay, after I said that.

We've been through four years of hell,

Okay, after I said that.

And now we're top squad, right?

Okay, after I said that.

We're just getting to the good stuff.

Okay, after I said that.

So you're not gonna ruin it all

by going to art school.

So you're not gonna ruin it all

Am I right?

So you're not gonna ruin it all

Yes. You are always right.

So you're not gonna ruin it all

You need to put it here.

Don't be an idiot for once.

You need to put it here.

You need to speak English or French.

You need to put it here.

Fringlish is not a language.

You need to put it here.

[PHONE RINGING]

You need to put it here.

D.E.B.S. Janet speaking. Over.

You need to put it here.

BOBBY: Janet, put her on.

You need to put it here.

[WHISPERING] It's Bobby.

You need to put it here.

[WHISPERS] I don't wanna talk to him.

You need to put it here.

She doesn't want to talk to you. Over.

You need to put it here.

Bullshit! I need to talk to her.

You need to put it here.

Copy that.

You need to put it here.

He really needs to see you.

You need to put it here.

He should not call her. It is embarrassing.

You need to put it here.

Bobby, I told you, it's over.

You need to put it here.

Over.

You need to put it here.

We've gotta talk.

You need to put it here.

I'm serious. No.

You need to put it here.

Amy, we need to talk.

Jesus, Bobby, what are you doing here?

Amy, we need to talk.

You think you guys are the only ones on to Lucy Diamond?

Amy, we need to talk.

Everyone's here: The Feds, the CIA.

Amy, we need to talk.

Can't believe it.

Amy, we need to talk.

This is supposed to be our stakeout.

Amy, we need to talk.

Always sticking their heads in our business.

Amy, we need to talk.

It's unbelievable.

Amy, we need to talk.

Could you guys excuse us for a minute?

Amy, we need to talk.

Why do you have to be

such a jerk about everything?

Why do you have to be

When my girlfriend breaks up with me for no reason

Why do you have to be

after eight months,

Why do you have to be

excuse me if I'm a little hostile.

Why do you have to be

It's not for no reason. Then give me one.

Why do you have to be

I just want more.

Why do you have to be

More what? I don't know.

Why do you have to be

What are they saying?

Why do you have to be

I'm not gonna spy on them.

Why do you have to be

You are a spy, dipshit.

Why do you have to be

Is there somebody else? No.

Why do you have to be

Because if there's somebody else, I swear to God...

Why do you have to be

Look, I just...

Why do you have to be

Speak.

Why do you have to be

I'm not in love with you.

Why do you have to be

Well.

I guess nobody's good enough

Well.

For Little Miss Perfect Score.

Well.

Shut up!

Well.

Oh, yeah, you'll be back.

[♪]

You can do this.

Why is it I can hold the whole world hostage,

You can do this.

I'm scared of going on one stupid blind date?

You can do this.

Because... love is harder than crime.

You can do this.

Okay, now, knock 'em dead.

You can do this.

But not really.

Sure.

But not really.

Are you okay?

DOMINIQUE: Hey, she's arrived.

Are you okay?

MAX: Okay, we've got visual.

Hi. Sorry I'm late.

I, um... I got lost.

Hi. Sorry I'm late.

[RUSSIAN ACCENT] It is no problem. I was early.

I have that sweater. What?

[RUSSIAN ACCENT] It is no problem. I was early.

I have the sweater she's wearing, but in taupe.

[RUSSIAN ACCENT] It is no problem. I was early.

Really? Where did you get it?

[RUSSIAN ACCENT] It is no problem. I was early.

Target. No way.

[RUSSIAN ACCENT] It is no problem. I was early.

Silence!

[RUSSIAN ACCENT] It is no problem. I was early.

Um, I'll have the, uh... The Cobb.

[RUSSIAN ACCENT] It is no problem. I was early.

And some wine.

[RUSSIAN ACCENT] It is no problem. I was early.

Do you...? Do you want wine?

[RUSSIAN ACCENT] It is no problem. I was early.

Vodka.

[RUSSIAN ACCENT] It is no problem. I was early.

Vodka. Please.

[RUSSIAN ACCENT] It is no problem. I was early.

Wow. Lucy Diamond, she's...

What? Real.

I never thought I'd see her in person.

What? Real.

Yeah. They also have it in teal.

What? Real.

So you're an assassin?

Da.

So you're an assassin?

How does that work?

Hmm. It's mostly freelance.

How does that work?

So you basically, what, you kill, like, whoever?

Sometimes maim.

So you basically, what, you kill, like, whoever?

Maiming's more.

So you basically, what, you kill, like, whoever?

What are they saying?

So you basically, what, you kill, like, whoever?

They are talking about killing

So you basically, what, you kill, like, whoever?

And how to kill and who to kill.

So you basically, what, you kill, like, whoever?

Oh, God.

So you basically, what, you kill, like, whoever?

But I do it just to pay bills.

So you basically, what, you kill, like, whoever?

Really?

So you basically, what, you kill, like, whoever?

Mostly...

So you basically, what, you kill, like, whoever?

I want to be dancer.

So you basically, what, you kill, like, whoever?

[BALLET MUSIC PLAYING]

So you basically, what, you kill, like, whoever?

Oh, yeah. Can I have my bracelet back?

What are you doing?

Oh, yeah. Can I have my bracelet back?

My dad got that bracelet when he graduated Quantico.

Oh, yeah. Can I have my bracelet back?

Greatest dance instructor in Russia,

Oh, yeah. Can I have my bracelet back?

But I can't afford to pay, so he say,

Oh, yeah. Can I have my bracelet back?

"My wife is cheating on me.

Oh, yeah. Can I have my bracelet back?

You kill her lover, I give you free lessons."

Oh, yeah. Can I have my bracelet back?

Fine, okay.

Oh, yeah. Can I have my bracelet back?

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah. Can I have my bracelet back?

First man was goat farmer, so I use goat shears.

Oh, yeah. Can I have my bracelet back?

Second man, he likes chickens,

Oh, yeah. Can I have my bracelet back?

So I took six chickens and put him through...

Oh, yeah. Can I have my bracelet back?

What's wrong?

Oh, yeah. Can I have my bracelet back?

Oh, you know, I just... I...

Oh, yeah. Can I have my bracelet back?

I'm feeling really ill. It's my stomach. I, um...

Oh, yeah. Can I have my bracelet back?

I think I have food poisoning. Are you blowing me?

Oh, yeah. Can I have my bracelet back?

What? Off.

Oh, yeah. Can I have my bracelet back?

Are you blowing me off? No, no, no.

Oh, yeah. Can I have my bracelet back?

[SNAP]

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

Let's do this.

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

Was it something I said?

No. No. Look, I just...

Was it something I said?

I just got back into town, you know? And... And...

Was it something I said?

And I just got out of this relationship...

Was it something I said?

I'm not asking for relationship!

Was it something I said?

It's not you. You seem really, really nice. It's me.

Baby... I can change.

Guys. Ah!

I'm just not interested.

Guys. Ah!

[BOOM]

Guys. Ah!

Then only you will die alone.

Guys. Ah!

[♪]

[CLICK]

Amy, Janet, head Lucy off by the kitchen.

Me and Dom are gonna take the back.

Amy, Janet, head Lucy off by the kitchen.

Mr. Phipps ordered us not to engage her.

Amy, Janet, head Lucy off by the kitchen.

Janet...

Amy, Janet, head Lucy off by the kitchen.

Who here isn't gonna graduate?

Me.

Who here isn't gonna graduate?

Oh. Why?

Who here isn't gonna graduate?

I haven't earned my stripes.

Who here isn't gonna graduate?

Oh, would that be this thing here?

Who here isn't gonna graduate?

And why is that?

Who here isn't gonna graduate?

You need to give me a recommendation.

Who here isn't gonna graduate?

I don't see why you just... Zip!

Who here isn't gonna graduate?

Not what I asked.

Who here isn't gonna graduate?

I need to show courage

Who here isn't gonna graduate?

In the face of unspeakable danger.

Who here isn't gonna graduate?

Exactly.

Who here isn't gonna graduate?

So quit your whining

and follow my orders.

So quit your whining

Let's go!

Okay. I'll check the parking lot. You go that way.

Stay in communication range. But Mr...

Okay. I'll check the parking lot. You go that way.

Uh! You can do this, Janet.

Okay. I'll check the parking lot. You go that way.

[WHISPERING] Janet! Are you there?

[STATIC CRACKLING]

[WHISPERING] Janet! Are you there?

Uh!

Oh, my God.

Uh!

I am so sorry. I'm so sorry.

Uh!

Oh, my God. Oh, shit.

You're Lucy Diamond. You're a D.E.B.

You have the right to remain silent.

You're Lucy Diamond. You're a D.E.B.

You're reading me my rights?

You're Lucy Diamond. You're a D.E.B.

Anything you say can

You're Lucy Diamond. You're a D.E.B.

and will be used against you.

You're Lucy Diamond. You're a D.E.B.

Okay, here's the thing. Yeah?

I am really not up for dying today.

Okay, here's the thing. Yeah?

Me neither.

Okay, here's the thing. Yeah?

So I was thinking that, uh...

Okay, here's the thing. Yeah?

Why don't you put your gun down?

Okay, here's the thing. Yeah?

Why don't you put your gun down?

Okay, here's the thing. Yeah?

You're the criminal, and I'm the cop,

Okay, here's the thing. Yeah?

So I think I'm technically more trustworthy.

Okay, here's the thing. Yeah?

I was minding my own business on some stupid blind date

Okay, here's the thing. Yeah?

When you guys started to rain shit all over me.

Okay, here's the thing. Yeah?

Wait.

You were on a blind date? Whatever.

Wait.

With that Russian girl?

What?

With that Russian girl?

Nothing.

With that Russian girl?

I just... I didn't know you were a...

With that Russian girl?

Why would you know? Wow.

With that Russian girl?

That really torpedoes my thesis.

Your thesis?

That really torpedoes my thesis.

I'm writing a term paper on you.

That really torpedoes my thesis.

You're kidding me.

That really torpedoes my thesis.

No, it's for Capes and Capers:

That really torpedoes my thesis.

Gender Reconstruction and the Criminal Mastermind.

That really torpedoes my thesis.

It's a really popular class.

That really torpedoes my thesis.

Oh, come on.

That really torpedoes my thesis.

But it's hard because

That really torpedoes my thesis.

There's only anecdotal evidence about you.

That really torpedoes my thesis.

I mean...

nobody's actually ever spoken to you.

I mean...

Until now.

I mean...

Right.

Until now.

Right.

I'm sorry. I didn't get your name.

Oh.

I'm sorry. I didn't get your name.

Amy.

I'm sorry. I didn't get your name.

Bradshaw. D.E.B.S. Sector 1.

I'm sorry. I didn't get your name.

Lucy Diamond.

I'm sorry. I didn't get your name.

It's really nice to meet you.

I'm sorry. I didn't get your name.

You're still, you know, under arrest.

Am I?

You're still, you know, under arrest.

JANET: Amy!

You're still, you know, under arrest.

Or you could just let me go.

I really couldn't. Come on.

Haven't you ever done anything you're not supposed to?

I really couldn't. Come on.

JANET: Amy, where are you?

I'm over here.

JANET: Amy, where are you?

Son of a bitch!

Oh, my God! Are you okay?

We couldn't reach you.

Oh, my God! Are you okay?

I'm fine.

Oh, my God! Are you okay?

Well, what happened?

Oh, my God! Are you okay?

She was here.

Oh, my God! Are you okay?

Lucy Diamond was here.

Oh, my God! Are you okay?

That's impossible.

Oh, my God! Are you okay?

If she was here, you'd be dead right now.

Oh, my God! Are you okay?

You guys...

Sweet Jesus.

Do you know what this means?

You are the only one ever to fight Lucy Diamond

and live to tell about it.

You are the only one ever to fight Lucy Diamond

[♪]

What a disaster!

I am so sorry.

What a disaster!

Leave it to the D.E.B.S., you're in town a week,

What a disaster!

And they're all over you, grabbing...

What a disaster!

What?

Really, what?

I met somebody.

Really, what?

[TIRES SQUEALING]

Really, what?

I knew it. Okay.

It was weird, the thing about the dance,

I knew it. Okay.

But I had a feeling you and Ninotchka were...

I knew it. Okay.

No, no, no. Scud, Ninotchka was a train wreck.

I knew it. Okay.

I'm not following you.

I knew it. Okay.

Okay, first of all,

I knew it. Okay.

Swear to me you are not gonna freak out about this.

I knew it. Okay.

Freak out about what? You know, sometimes...

I knew it. Okay.

Oh, my God! Who is it?

I knew it. Okay.

Okay, what do you know about an Amy Bradshaw?

I knew it. Okay.

Amy Bradshaw. The girl from the smuggling op.

I knew it. Okay.

No.

I knew it. Okay.

No.

I knew it. Okay.

Oh, my God.

Amy Bradshaw?

Blond hair.

Plaid skirt.

She's a D.E.B.

Plaid skirt.

Okay, not only is she a D.E.B.,

Plaid skirt.

She is the D.E.B.

Plaid skirt.

She is the perfect score.

Plaid skirt.

What is that supposed to mean?

Plaid skirt.

Amy Bradshaw is the only person ever

to get a perfect score in the secret test in the SAT.

Amy Bradshaw is the only person ever

Give me the keys, Scud. Are you listening to me?

Amy Bradshaw is the only person ever

Perfect score means perfect spy.

Amy Bradshaw is the only person ever

She is their pride and joy,

Amy Bradshaw is the only person ever

she is literally their poster child.

Amy Bradshaw is the only person ever

Yes, well, their poster child doesn't know it yet,

Amy Bradshaw is the only person ever

but she is into me.

Amy Bradshaw is the only person ever

You can't be serious.

Amy Bradshaw is the only person ever

Would you say you're back on the horse?

Amy Bradshaw is the only person ever

Where are you going?

[EXHALES]

Where are you going?

Back.

Where are you going?

♪ I'm on another planet With you ♪

Where are you going?

♪ With you ♪

Where are you going?

Yes! It's great!

Where are you going?

[TIRES SCREECHING]

Where are you going?

♪ Another planet ♪

Where are you going?

♪ Who's holding you down? ♪

Where are you going?

♪ Another planet ♪

Where are you going?

[THE CURE'S "THE LOVECATS" PLAYING]

Where are you going?

LUCY: You stay here.

Lucy, I beg of you...

All right, D.E.B.S. Show me what you're made of.

♪ We move like cagey tigers ♪

All right, D.E.B.S. Show me what you're made of.

♪ Oh, we couldn't get Closer than this ♪

All right, D.E.B.S. Show me what you're made of.

♪ The way we walk The way we talk ♪

All right, D.E.B.S. Show me what you're made of.

♪ The way we stalk The way we kiss ♪

All right, D.E.B.S. Show me what you're made of.

♪ We slip through the streets While everyone sleeps ♪

All right, D.E.B.S. Show me what you're made of.

♪ Getting bigger and sleeker And wider and brighter ♪

All right, D.E.B.S. Show me what you're made of.

♪ We bite and scratch And scream all night ♪

All right, D.E.B.S. Show me what you're made of.

♪ Let's go and throw All the songs we know ♪

All right, D.E.B.S. Show me what you're made of.

♪ Into the sea, you and me ♪

All right, D.E.B.S. Show me what you're made of.

♪ All the years And no one heard ♪

All right, D.E.B.S. Show me what you're made of.

♪ I'll show you in spring It's a treacherous thing ♪

All right, D.E.B.S. Show me what you're made of.

♪ "We missed you" Hissed the lovecats ♪

All right, D.E.B.S. Show me what you're made of.

♪ "We missed you" Hissed the lovecats ♪

All right, D.E.B.S. Show me what you're made of.

♪ We're so wonderfully Wonderfully ♪

♪ Wonderfully Wonderfully pretty ♪

♪ We're so wonderfully Wonderfully ♪

[WHISPERS] Amy.

♪ We're so wonderfully Wonderfully ♪

Oh, my God!

♪ We're so wonderfully Wonderfully ♪

Jesus!

Okay, just hold on.

Jesus!

What are you doing here?

I wanted to see you. Why?

What are you doing here?

Well, I was thinking about what you said about, um, your paper.

What are you doing here?

My thesis?

Uh-huh, and look, I think it's stupid

My thesis?

For you to do all this outdated research

My thesis?

When you could just come straight to the source.

My thesis?

You?

My thesis?

Come out with me. I'll let you ask me anything.

My thesis?

I can't go out with you. Why not?

Like, a zillion reasons.

I can't go out with you. Why not?

Well, now you have to come out with me.

[♪]

[WHOOSH]

Janet, what are you doing?

I don't know who that is, but he ruined my sweater!

Janet, what are you doing?

I don't know who you think you are.

Janet, what are you doing?

[SCREAMS]

Janet, what are you doing?

Did you go to Dalton?

Yeah.

Did you go to Dalton?

Where are you taking us?

Where do you want to go?

Where are you taking us?

Home!

Where are you taking us?

What are you doing?

[SCREAMS]

Come on.

Look, these tunnels go on for miles,

so you guys could be lost in there for days, even weeks.

Look, these tunnels go on for miles,

Okay. Suit yourselves.

[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING IN DISTANCE]

I have to pee.

[DANCE MUSIC THROBBING]

Want a beer?

No.

Want a beer?

Come on.

Want a beer?

Sit down.

So how long you been a D.E.B.?

You're gonna have to talk to me sooner or later.

Look, I don't know what you expect to accomplish

You're gonna have to talk to me sooner or later.

By bringing me out here.

You're gonna have to talk to me sooner or later.

Would you lighten up?

You're gonna have to talk to me sooner or later.

I know there are a shit load of questions

You're gonna have to talk to me sooner or later.

You're just dying to ask me.

You're gonna have to talk to me sooner or later.

Come on, tell me about your thesis.

You're gonna have to talk to me sooner or later.

It's stupid.

Well, try me.

It's stupid.

Um...

It's stupid.

I guess my central hypothesis

It's stupid.

Is that as a woman operating in a male-dominated field

It's stupid.

You often need to over compensate

It's stupid.

By being exponentially more ruthless and diabolical

It's stupid.

Than your established male counterparts.

It's stupid.

I am not more ruthless.

It's stupid.

I think an argument could be made that you are,

It's stupid.

I.e. we're here.

It's stupid.

That's interesting.

It's stupid.

Continue.

And I think that these psychological forces combine

Continue.

To create a kind of emotional void

Continue.

In which you're incapable of loving or being loved.

Continue.

See, that is so not true.

Continue.

What? I'm open to love. I am!

Continue.

I'm sorry. It's... It's just a theory.

Continue.

Yeah, well, what the hell do you know about it anyway?

Continue.

Nothing.

Continue.

I just broke up with my boyfriend, like, five hours ago.

I'm sorry. Sorry.

Thanks.

I'm sorry. Sorry.

Why did you break up with him?

I don't know, it just, it wasn't...

Why did you break up with him?

I think love should be irresistible, like a drug.

Why did you break up with him?

You know, I think when it happens

Why did you break up with him?

You should just not be able to help yourself.

Why did you break up with him?

I just... I wanted... more.

Why did you break up with him?

Babbling.

No. You're not at all.

Babbling.

This is so weird. I...

Babbling.

Why aren't you killing me?

Babbling.

Not into that.

Babbling.

But you killed those agents in Antarctica.

Babbling.

Oh, they died of frostbite or something.

Babbling.

I never even met 'em.

Babbling.

And those ATF guys in Peru?

Babbling.

Ebola.

Babbling.

You're so not what I expected.

Well, I think that's a good thing.

You're so not what I expected.

So, what's up with Ninotchka?

Oh, God, you're such a head case. Jesus Christ!

So, what's up with Ninotchka?

Where do you meet somebody like that?

So, what's up with Ninotchka?

[♪]

So, what's up with Ninotchka?

Yes!

Correct me if I'm wrong,

but your friend appears to be hitting on my friend.

Correct me if I'm wrong,

You're not wrong.

Correct me if I'm wrong,

Yeah, but my friend's not into that.

Correct me if I'm wrong,

So Bobby's just, like, all over me,

and I just... I just feel like he doesn't get me, you know?

So Bobby's just, like, all over me,

Do you ever feel like that? Like nobody understands you?

So Bobby's just, like, all over me,

Yes, all the time.

So Bobby's just, like, all over me,

I am really glad I met you.

I'm really glad I met you too.

I am really glad I met you.

I should go.

Okay.

I should go.

Am I gonna see you again?

Do you wanna see me again?

Am I gonna see you again?

I mean, I'm breaking, like, eight federal statutes

being here with you right now.

I mean, I'm breaking, like, eight federal statutes

Yes, I know.

I mean, I'm breaking, like, eight federal statutes

I can get kicked out of the D.E.B.S. for this.

I mean, I'm breaking, like, eight federal statutes

For what?

Oh, my God! She almost kissed you.

And you almost let her!

Oh, my God! She almost kissed you.

You owe me 50 bucks.

Amy. Take me home.

You owe me 50 bucks.

It's okay. Take me home.

You owe me 50 bucks.

Amy. What?

Well, when can I see you again? You can't.

Amy. What?

Come on.

Amy. What?

I'm serious. We cannot do this again.

Amy. What?

JANET: Amy.

Amy. What?

I have to go.

I'm gonna come find you.

I have to go.

[GROANS]

What just happened?

Nothing happened.

What just happened?

She was totally going to kiss you.

What just happened?

You're so into her.

What just happened?

I am not!

What just happened?

You violated a prime directive.

What just happened?

Plus, hello, it's a girl.

What just happened?

You're so busted.

What just happened?

No, I'm not.

What just happened?

You violated the section codes as much as me.

What just happened?

D.E.B.S. Code Section 1, Article 2.

What just happened?

"D.E.B.S. will not consort with any known enemy of the state,

What just happened?

Under penalty of treason."

What just happened?

I was not consorting.

What just happened?

You exchanged emails with Scud.

What just happened?

But that's not the same.

What just happened?

And remember the time you got drunk

What just happened?

And nearly got the chancellor of Bulgaria killed?

What just happened?

That wasn't my fault.

What just happened?

And remember how I covered for you?

What just happened?

I never told anybody. But it...

What just happened?

If Max found about that,

What just happened?

You would never ever

What just happened?

Get your stripes and never graduate.

What just happened?

I can't believe you.

What just happened?

Not a word. Nothing happened.

What just happened?

Where have you been?

Um, I couldn't sleep, so I took a walk.

I was really upset about Bobby.

Um, I couldn't sleep, so I took a walk.

Yeah, Bobby.

Um, I couldn't sleep, so I took a walk.

Oh, yeah.

Um, I couldn't sleep, so I took a walk.

I forgot, I'm sorry.

Um, I couldn't sleep, so I took a walk.

Are you okay?

Um, I couldn't sleep, so I took a walk.

Yeah, I'm fine.

Um, I couldn't sleep, so I took a walk.

Good.

Um, I couldn't sleep, so I took a walk.

You know what? I can't stop thinking about Lucy Diamond.

Um, I couldn't sleep, so I took a walk.

You too?

Um, I couldn't sleep, so I took a walk.

Yeah, I feel like she's playing

Um, I couldn't sleep, so I took a walk.

Some type of sick game of cat and mouse with us.

Um, I couldn't sleep, so I took a walk.

Mmm.

Um, I couldn't sleep, so I took a walk.

I don't know.

Um, I couldn't sleep, so I took a walk.

Hey, but you guys be careful, okay?

Um, I couldn't sleep, so I took a walk.

Goodnight.

Yeah. Be careful.

[DOOR CLOSES]

[♪]

[DOOR CLOSES]

Oh, my God, is it true?

Did you really fight Lucy Diamond?

Oh, my God, is it true?

I heard that you cut off her hand.

Oh, my God, is it true?

Does she still have her hand?

Oh, my God, is it true?

Yes, she still has both of her hands.

Oh, my God, is it true?

God.

Oh, my God, is it true?

Everybody's talking about it.

Oh, my God, is it true?

About what?

Oh, my God, is it true?

How you met Lucy Diamond and lived to tell about it.

Oh, my God, is it true?

They're calling you a hero, when, really, you're a slut.

Oh, my God, is it true?

Shut up. A gay slut.

Oh, my God, is it true?

I'm not gay!

Oh, my God, is it true?

Ms. Petrie wants to see you.

Oh, my God, is it true?

What? Janet!

Oh, my God, is it true?

What's going on?

Madam Petrie.

What's going on?

She's coming down.

What's going on?

Here? Why? She never comes here.

What's going on?

Ms. Petrie, I would just like to say...

Who are you?

Ms. Petrie, I would just like to say...

Max Brewer.

Ms. Petrie, I would just like to say...

Well, Max Brewer, my time is precious. You're wasting it.

Ms. Petrie, I would just like to say...

Where's the girl?

Ms. Petrie, I would just like to say...

WOMAN: Bradshaw comma Amy?

Ms. Petrie, I would just like to say...

PETRIE: Ah.

Ms. Petrie, I would just like to say...

You.

Excellent. Well, come over here.

Right there.

Excellent. Sit.

Jill.

First...

Amy. Amy.

First...

Let me just say how delighted I am to meet you.

First...

When I heard that one of our own girls had actually

First...

engaged Lucy Diamond and lived to tell the tale...

First...

I mean, Fred, over at Central Intelligence,

First...

nearly peed his pants, he was so jealous.

First...

This stunt is really going to put the academy on the map.

First...

[LISPING] Lisa from Interpol called to extend her congratulations.

First...

I'll bet.

First...

This is just too much fun!

First...

Now, Alice...

First...

Amy. Amy.

First...

We are going to need a description of the encounter.

First...

The encounter?

First...

Everything that happened,

First...

no matter how small or seemingly irrelevant.

First...

Why?

First...

To develop a profile.

First...

Of course, nobody's ever been

First...

this close to Lucy Diamond before.

First...

You, for all intents and purposes,

First...

are our leading expert.

First...

Oh, I don't think I'm an expert at all.

First...

You underestimate yourself.

First...

[CLEARS THROAT]

First...

I took the liberty

First...

of accessing your private files.

First...

What?

First...

"It's a Man's World.

First...

"Lucy Diamond and the Psychology of Cultural Criminality.

First...

Oh, God. "Lucy Diamond

First...

"is at once a narcissistic sociopath

First...

"and a victimized girl-child,

First...

"eternally searching for the love of her father.

First...

"Her crimes could be viewed as a desperate cry for help.

First...

The more she steals, the deeper her feeling of emptiness."

First...

Annie...

Amy. Amy.

Annie...

I think you identify with Lucy Diamond.

Annie...

I think she sees your pathos.

Annie...

You've got some dangerous union symbiosis going on.

Annie...

What's that movie with Jodie

Annie...

and the little dog falls in the well with the lotion?

Annie...

Silence of the Lambs.

Annie...

You're the lamb, Amy.

Annie...

We can use that to our advantage.

Annie...

I'm putting you in charge of this investigation.

What?

I'm putting you in charge of this investigation.

Comment?

I'm putting you in charge of this investigation.

You are hereby promoted to squad captain.

I'm putting you in charge of this investigation.

No.

I'm putting you in charge of this investigation.

Is there a problem?

I'm putting you in charge of this investigation.

Um...

I'm putting you in charge of this investigation.

Excuse me, ma'am, but I am the captain of this squad.

Miss...? Brewer.

Excuse me, ma'am, but I am the captain of this squad.

Brewer.

Excuse me, ma'am, but I am the captain of this squad.

There is a killer on the loose.

Excuse me, ma'am, but I am the captain of this squad.

There is no time for egos.

Excuse me, ma'am, but I am the captain of this squad.

This is not the Girl Scouts, this is espionage!

Excuse me, ma'am, but I am the captain of this squad.

We have a chance to do something here.

You have a chance to do something.

Don't let us down.

Ready your troops.

Head out at 1400.

Ready your troops.

That's all.

Max!

Max.

Max. What?

Max.

I didn't mean for this to happen, I swear to God.

Max.

I don't even wanna be captain.

Max.

That's just it. You don't even want it.

Max.

We always fall at your feet,

Max.

The whole school kisses your ass,

Max.

And Mrs. Petrie makes you squad captain.

Max.

You'd be just as happy drawing in your stupid little book.

Max.

I just don't understand why you have to take away

Max.

The only thing I have going for me.

Max.

Oh, Max, just...

Max.

Whatever.

It's fine.

Whatever.

Just promise me one thing.

What?

Just promise me one thing.

You catch the bitch.

[SIREN WAILING]

You catch the bitch.

GIRL: Lucy Diamond is on the move!

You catch the bitch.

Robbery in progress! Code 99!

You catch the bitch.

[♪]

♪ Don't wanna go To the mall ♪

[♪]

♪ Don't wanna go To the movies ♪

[♪]

♪ I think we've done it all ♪

[♪]

♪ Just take me To the back seat ♪

[♪]

The bank employees are being held hostage.

[♪]

Lucy and her cohorts are still inside.

[♪]

Apprehend the suspect, recover the money.

[♪]

The bank is coming up on your left.

[♪]

D.E.B.S., be careful.

[♪]

♪ You don't wanna get high ♪

♪ I don't wanna get low ♪

♪ You don't wanna get high ♪

MAN [OVER WALKIE-TALKIE]: D.E.B.S. spotted en route. ETA two minutes.

♪ You don't wanna get high ♪

Copy.

♪ You don't wanna get high ♪

♪ Honey, please Just take me to the back seat ♪

♪ You don't wanna get high ♪

♪ Just take me To the back seat ♪

♪ You don't wanna get high ♪

D.E.B.S. en route, two minutes.

♪ You don't wanna get high ♪

Do I look okay?

♪ You don't wanna get high ♪

This is retarded.

♪ Don't wanna be your friend ♪

♪ Don't try to take me home ♪

♪ Don't wanna be your friend ♪

♪ This won't happen again ♪

♪ Don't wanna be your friend ♪

♪ Just take me To the back seat ♪

♪ Don't wanna be your friend ♪

Bradshaw?

♪ Don't wanna be your friend ♪

What?

♪ Don't wanna be your friend ♪

The plan?

♪ Don't wanna be your friend ♪

Oh, okay. Formation Alpha Kappa Gamma.

♪ Don't wanna be your friend ♪

Let's do this!

♪ Take me to the back seat ♪

Let's do this!

♪ Just take me To the back seat ♪

Let's do this!

♪ Where no one else can see I know you're into me ♪

Let's do this!

♪ Just take me To the back seat ♪

Let's do this!

♪ And get ready for me Honey, please ♪

Let's do this!

[♪]

[WHOOSH]

What was that?

[WHOOSH]

She's here.

She's watching us.

She's here.

[WHOOSH] Jesus.

She's here.

[MOUTHS] Come here.

[MOUTHS] I can't.

[MOUTHS] Come here.

[WHISPERS] Come here.

[MOUTHS] Come here.

Oh!

[MOUTHS] Come here.

What are you doing?

Nothing. Let's go.

What are you doing?

[MUFFLED SHOUTING]

[MUFFLED SHOUTING]

We'll be right back.

[MUFFLED SHOUTING]

Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on.

What?

It's a trap.

What?

Whatever.

What?

Wait!

What?

Why are you giving me such a hard time?

What?

Fantastic. This is great.

What?

If you're gonna do the job, do the job right.

What?

Creepy shadows, no bad guys, enclosed space. Trap.

What?

You think I can't handle it?

No, I know that you can't handle it.

You think I can't handle it?

And you know what?

You think I can't handle it?

I don't care if you are the perfect score.

You think I can't handle it?

Perfect whore.

You think I can't handle it?

You wouldn't know Alpha Gamma

if it was tattooed on your forehead.

You wouldn't know Alpha Gamma

Guys.

You wouldn't know Alpha Gamma

This is stupid. We are going to die.

You wouldn't know Alpha Gamma

No, it's okay.

You wouldn't know Alpha Gamma

As your senior officer,

You wouldn't know Alpha Gamma

I order you to secure the vault, soldier.

You wouldn't know Alpha Gamma

You order me?

You heard me.

You order me?

Fine.

See, that wasn't so hard.

I think you guys owe me an ap...

See, that wasn't so hard.

Ahhhhh!

See, that wasn't so hard.

Trap.

[SCREAMING]

Trap.

What are you doing here?

I just... I wanted to apologize for last night.

What are you doing here?

I was... I was out of line.

What are you doing here?

You have to release them. Who?

What are you doing here?

The hostages.

And put back the money.

The hostages.

This thing has gotten way out of hand.

The hostages.

Damn it. Damn it!

Please don't smoke.

Please?

Oh, my God, tell her not to smoke.

There's not enough oxygen.

Oh, my God, tell her not to smoke.

Soon we're gonna run out of air,

Oh, my God, tell her not to smoke.

And we're all gonna be all faint on the floor,

Oh, my God, tell her not to smoke.

And the air that's gonna be left is gonna be toxic.

Oh, my God, tell her not to smoke.

This is bullshit.

[GASPS]

This is bullshit.

This cannot get any worse.

This is bullshit.

Trap.

Don't you understand? I can't be here.

Trap.

Look, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to stress you out.

Trap.

I'm not stressed out!

Trap.

Oh, no.

Trap.

No!

Trap.

I'm such a freak.

Trap.

You must think I am a freak. I don't.

Trap.

I'm sorry I wigged out last night.

Trap.

It's okay.

Trap.

I don't want you to get the wrong idea.

Trap.

Yeah, okay.

I mean, I really like you. Right.

Yeah, okay.

But I don't, "like" like you.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, yeah, I gathered.

That's why I brought you here, so we could,

Yeah, yeah, I gathered.

You know, sort of clear the air between us.

Yeah, yeah, I gathered.

It's really sweet of you to go to all this trouble

Yeah, yeah, I gathered.

To shoot and all.

Yeah, yeah, I gathered.

But my friends are gonna wonder where I am.

Yeah, yeah, I gathered.

No, they're not. Why?

Yeah, yeah, I gathered.

No reason.

Yeah, yeah, I gathered.

Lucy!

Going to be squashed, be squashed!

Oh, no! Oh, no!

Going to be squashed, be squashed!

Oh, my God. Lucy! Come on.

Going to be squashed, be squashed!

It's not like they're gonna die or anything.

Going to be squashed, be squashed!

[GIRLS SQUEALING]

Going to be squashed, be squashed!

Let them out. I'm serious.

Okay. Jesus. Booby trap deactivated. Happy?

Let them out. I'm serious.

[GEARS STOP WHIRRING]

Let them out. I'm serious.

That wasn't funny.

It was kind of funny.

That wasn't funny.

I can't.

I gotta go.

No, no, I'll go.

I gotta go.

Look, I understand

this whole thing isn't gonna work out between us

Look, I understand

because, obviously,

Look, I understand

I misinterpreted the whole situation.

Look, I understand

But...

Look, I understand

I just want you to know

that last night was the most alive I've felt in a while.

I just want you to know

So I guess I'll see you around same... Bat-time or whatever.

I just want you to know

Come with me.

Come on. What do you have to lose?

Everything.

[♪]

[GASPS]

Oh, my gosh. Lucy Diamond has Amy.

You guys, she's been kidnapped.

Oh, my gosh. Lucy Diamond has Amy.

PETRIE: A D.E.B. is down.

We will spare no expense.

PETRIE: A D.E.B. is down.

We will leave no rock unturned.

PETRIE: A D.E.B. is down.

We will not rest

PETRIE: A D.E.B. is down.

Until we see that she comes back safely.

PETRIE: A D.E.B. is down.

♪ Up, down, turn around ♪

PETRIE: A D.E.B. is down.

♪ Please don't let me Hit the ground ♪

PETRIE: A D.E.B. is down.

♪ Tonight I think I'll walk alone ♪

PETRIE: A D.E.B. is down.

♪ I'll find my soul... ♪

PETRIE: A D.E.B. is down.

No, no!

PETRIE: A D.E.B. is down.

♪ Please don't let me Hit the ground ♪

PETRIE: A D.E.B. is down.

♪ Tonight I think I'll walk alone ♪

PETRIE: A D.E.B. is down.

♪ I'll find my soul As I go home ♪

PETRIE: A D.E.B. is down.

♪ Up, down, turn around ♪

♪ Please don't let me Hit the ground ♪

♪ Up, down, turn around ♪

♪ Tonight I think I'll walk alone ♪

♪ Up, down, turn around ♪

♪ I'll find my soul As I go home... ♪

♪ Up, down, turn around ♪

Une D.E.B. est prise...

♪ Up, down, turn around ♪

Eine D.E.B. ist gefangen worden.

♪ Up, down, turn around ♪

Cayó una D.E.B.

♪ Up, down, turn around ♪

♪ Please don't let me Hit the ground ♪

♪ Up, down, turn around ♪

♪ Tonight I think I'll walk alone... ♪

♪ Up, down, turn around ♪

Amy, where are you?

♪ Up, down, turn around ♪

I know you're out playing hooky with Lucy,

♪ Up, down, turn around ♪

but they have the whole school looking for you.

♪ Up, down, turn around ♪

Bobby, everybody.

♪ Up, down, turn around ♪

Call me.

♪ Up, down, turn around ♪

You know where she is? Do you know where she is?

♪ Up, down, turn around ♪

[D.E.B.S. YELLING]

♪ Up, down, turn around ♪

How about this? You won't answer me?

♪ Up, down, turn around ♪

Amy, oh, my God,

if you don't come back, I'm telling.

Amy, oh, my God,

I am telling your mother.

Amy, oh, my God,

I'm calling her and telling her right now.

Amy, oh, my God,

♪ Oh, it's the last time ♪

♪ Oh, it's The last time ♪

♪ Oh, it's the last time ♪

♪ Oh, it's the last time ♪

♪ Oh, it's The last time ♪

♪ Oh, it's the last time ♪

♪ Oh, it's the last time ♪

♪ Oh, I've never met anyone ♪

♪ Oh, it's the last time ♪

♪ Quite like you before ♪

♪ Oh, it's the last time ♪

♪ Oh, I've never met anyone ♪

♪ Oh, it's the last time ♪

♪ Quite like you before... ♪

♪ Oh, it's the last time ♪

Seriously, Amy,

♪ Oh, it's the last time ♪

I'm sorry I left such a mean message.

♪ Oh, it's the last time ♪

Just...

♪ Oh, it's the last time ♪

[SIGHS]

♪ Oh, it's the last time ♪

Please, come home.

♪ Oh, it's the last time ♪

[♪]

So then this mysterious man shows up at my high school

[♪]

And hands me this letter

[♪]

Which is, like, "Congratulations,

[♪]

You've just been accepted into Jameson University."

[♪]

And I'm like, "I didn't apply to Jameson University."

[♪]

Our government's freaky that way.

[♪]

Yeah.

[♪]

So what does it measure, this secret test in the SAT?

I don't know.

So what does it measure, this secret test in the SAT?

You never asked?

No. It measures spy stuff.

You never asked?

What?

It's just weird that you let this test decide

What?

What you're going to be

What?

And you don't even know what it is.

What?

It doesn't decide what I'm gonna be.

What?

It's an aptitude test.

What?

It measures aptitude, I guess.

What?

Okay.

What?

You should do what you're good at.

What?

No, you should do what you love.

What?

I am doing what I love.

What?

Why are you psychoanalyzing me? I'm not psychoanalyzing you.

What?

I mean, just because I'm not some badass master criminal,

What?

Doesn't mean that what I do is not important.

What?

I didn't say it wasn't important.

What?

Do you love a life of crime? Yeah, I do.

What?

So you get a kick out of taking money

What?

From hard-working, honest people.

What?

What is your problem? I just...

What?

I don't think you should be judging me.

What?

I'm not judging you.

What?

I'm not the one that got picked

What?

Out of a Gajillion people

What?

To be Miss Super-Duper, Crime- Fighting, Goody-Two-Shoes.

What?

I've never been perfect at anything.

Look...

I didn't wanna be a criminal.

Look...

I wanted to be a pirate.

Look...

[SCOFFS]

Look...

Pirates are criminals.

Look...

Oh.

Look...

Whoops.

Look...

I... wanted to go to art school.

Look...

Art school? In Barcelona.

Look...

You should go, you should do it.

Look...

Maybe.

Look...

After I make the world safe from people like you.

Look...

I don't know what the test saw in me.

Everybody thinks I am gonna make this perfect spy

I don't know what the test saw in me.

But me.

I don't know what the test saw in me.

I guess I'm proving them all wrong now.

I don't know what the test saw in me.

Is that what you're doing with me?

Sabotaging your spy career?

Is that what you're doing with me?

I'm here because I feel more like me

Is that what you're doing with me?

When I'm with you

Is that what you're doing with me?

Than I do when I'm with me.

Is that what you're doing with me?

Look, let's just...

forget we're here, okay?

Look, let's just...

And let's just pretend we're in Barcelona,

Look, let's just...

and you're in art school,

Look, let's just...

and I'm renting sailboats to tourists.

Look, let's just...

And nobody is a superhero, nobody is a villain,

Look, let's just...

we're just us.

Look, let's just...

[PHONE RINGING]

Max here. This better be really good.

WOMAN [RUSSIAN ACCENT]: Da, you are the D.E.B.S.?

Max here. This better be really good.

Who is this?

Max here. This better be really good.

I know where your friend is.

Max here. This better be really good.

MAX: We've got a lead on Amy.

Max here. This better be really good.

Let's go.

Max here. This better be really good.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...

[PHONE RINGING]

Get your ass over here.

[PHONE RINGING]

We got a lead on Amy.

[PHONE RINGING]

And no boys upstairs after curfew.

Out.

Pick up, pick up,

pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up...

Pick up, pick up,

[♪]

Pick up, pick up,

[MACHINE WHIRRING]

Ow! My God. I'm so sorry.

Did you snap my bra?

Ow! My God. I'm so sorry.

No. Yeah, you did.

Ow! My God. I'm so sorry.

That hasn't happened to me since sixth grade.

I was trying to be smooth.

That hasn't happened to me since sixth grade.

[SNAP]

That hasn't happened to me since sixth grade.

Ow! You're dead. What?

That hasn't happened to me since sixth grade.

You did it first. You're dead!

That hasn't happened to me since sixth grade.

And bingo! I am the god of Bingo.

[BUZZING]

And bingo! I am the god of Bingo.

Breach.

And bingo! I am the god of Bingo.

[WHISPERING] Bingo. Bingo. Bingo.

Bingo!

[WHISPERING] Bingo. Bingo. Bingo.

[ROARS]

[WHISPERING] Bingo. Bingo. Bingo.

Say mercy. Come on. Say mercy. No. No. No.

Do you give? No.

Do you gi...?

Do you give? No.

You love me?

Yes.

Oh! Ouch!

What... the hell?

I couldn't stop them.

What... the hell?

You look nice.

Thanks.

You look nice.

What?

You look nice.

What are you doing?

You look nice.

Um... nothing.

You look nice.

[THUD]

You look nice.

Let's go.

You look nice.

Sorry.

You look nice.

Oh, God.

It is not what you think.

I hope it was worth it.

You really should check your messages.

Look, it'll be okay.

No, it won't.

Oh, this is a nightmare.

This is... This is not happening.

Oh, this is a nightmare.

WOMAN: Ahem.

Are you kidding me?

We conduct a nationwide manhunt for you,

Are you kidding me?

And you're boning the suspect?

Are you kidding me?

What did you think this was, a joke?

Are you kidding me?

"Let's divert federal resources and man hours

Are you kidding me?

So I can have my collegiate lesbian fling in style."

Are you kidding me?

I was doing research.

Are you kidding me?

I'll bet.

Are you kidding me?

Treason. Consorting with the enemy.

Aiding and abetting.

Treason. Consorting with the enemy.

Oh-ho!

Treason. Consorting with the enemy.

I'm going to be the laughingstock

Treason. Consorting with the enemy.

Of the entire intelligence community.

Treason. Consorting with the enemy.

I am going to send you so far away

Treason. Consorting with the enemy.

That luxuries like toilet paper and Diet Coke

Treason. Consorting with the enemy.

Will be as a distant dream to you.

Treason. Consorting with the enemy.

Ms. Petrie.

Treason. Consorting with the enemy.

Is somebody talking to me?

Because that would be extremely ill-advised right now.

Is somebody talking to me?

Ms. Petrie,

Is somebody talking to me?

This infraction is a considerable embarrassment

Is somebody talking to me?

To you and the Academy, right?

Is somebody talking to me?

Have I not been speaking in English?

Is somebody talking to me?

Well, there is a way that we can turn it all around.

Is somebody talking to me?

Explain.

Make Amy D.E.B. of the year next week at endgame.

Nobody knows what happened tonight but us.

What good would it do to send Amy to Siberia? Nothing.

Nobody knows what happened tonight but us.

Your pride and joy will be disgraced, and for what?

Nobody knows what happened tonight but us.

Exactly.

So here's what we're gonna do.

Exactly.

Tomorrow we're gonna go to class,

Exactly.

And we're gonna report that we rescued Amy from Lucy

Exactly.

Just in the nick of time.

Exactly.

And Amy is gonna act traumatized but cool.

Exactly.

And she will go to endgame on Saturday with Bobby.

Exactly.

And she'll give a speech about how she battled Lucy

Exactly.

And lived to fight another day.

Exactly.

And you, Ms. Petrie,

will get another feather in your cap.

And you, Ms. Petrie,

And we don't lose a valued member of our team.

And you, Ms. Petrie,

But she's obviously in love with our nemesis.

How can I make sure she won't run off again?

But she's obviously in love with our nemesis.

Well, let's ask her.

The Amy that I know...

wouldn't sell out her friends and her country

The Amy that I know...

for some supervillain.

The Amy that I know...

The Amy that I know,

The Amy that I know...

she must have been brainwashed or something.

The Amy that I know...

Maybe Lucy was doing some type of experiments

The Amy that I know...

with mind control.

The Amy that I know...

Because the Amy that I know

The Amy that I know...

would never...

The Amy that I know...

ever betray us like that.

You didn't know what you were doing, right?

Right.

And there's no way

Right.

That you're in love with her?

Right.

No, no way.

Right.

Good.

And you'll keep our secret?

Good.

BOBBY: Are you kidding?

Good.

No way I'm telling.

Good.

Perhaps we can chalk this up to the indiscretions of youth.

I underestimated you, Brewer. Good work.

I'll remember this

I underestimated you, Brewer. Good work.

When I review applications for the International Bureau.

I underestimated you, Brewer. Good work.

Have Miss Bradshaw vetted

I underestimated you, Brewer. Good work.

For any information she may have on Lucy Diamond's whereabouts.

I underestimated you, Brewer. Good work.

She is to be placed on round-the-clock lockdown,

I underestimated you, Brewer. Good work.

Only out for missions and class.

I underestimated you, Brewer. Good work.

Be grateful you have friends who care for you.

I underestimated you, Brewer. Good work.

Too bad it's more than they can say for you.

I underestimated you, Brewer. Good work.

Max...

No.

Max...

D.E.B.S. stick together.

Max...

But do not misunderstand me, I do not forgive you.

Max...

Max.

You! I don't even wanna look at you.

Max.

You let me go on this whole time

Max.

Believing that she was in trouble.

Max.

You can forget about that recommendation.

Max.

Well, you're not as boring as I thought,

but you are not as bright either.

Well, you're not as boring as I thought,

Bobby...

Don't.

Bobby...

Janet,

I am so sorry.

Janet,

All I ever wanted was to earn my stripes.

Janet,

[CRYING] Because I believe in it, you know?

Janet,

I believe in what we do.

Janet,

And now...

Janet,

[♪]

Where is Lucy now?

I don't know.

Where is Lucy now?

Are you gonna see her again?

Where is Lucy now?

♪ Don't get bummed ♪

Where is Lucy now?

♪ Don't sell out Don't give in ♪

Where is Lucy now?

♪ Don't f... your best friend ♪

Where is Lucy now?

♪ If everything Is just the way it should be ♪

Where is Lucy now?

♪ Why am I Why am I still hungry? ♪

Where is Lucy now?

♪ Don't be shy Don't shut your eyes ♪

♪ Don't get high Expand your mind ♪

♪ Don't be shy Don't shut your eyes ♪

♪ Don't keep in touch Don't touch your soul ♪

♪ Don't be shy Don't shut your eyes ♪

♪ Don't get along And be somebody else ♪

♪ Don't be shy Don't shut your eyes ♪

♪ When everything Is bad as it can be... ♪

♪ Don't be shy Don't shut your eyes ♪

Hey.

♪ Don't be shy Don't shut your eyes ♪

Hey.

♪ Don't be shy Don't shut your eyes ♪

♪ As bad as it can be... ♪

♪ Don't be shy Don't shut your eyes ♪

So, uh, you and me going to endgame together?

♪ Don't be shy Don't shut your eyes ♪

Yeah. I guess.

♪ Don't be shy Don't shut your eyes ♪

I still love you.

I know you still love me too.

I still love you.

Yeah.

My dad got this on a drug bust in Malaysia.

Listen.

I've been thinking.

That whole Lizzy thing... it's kinda hot.

I've been thinking.

See you tonight, babe.

You did the right thing.

LUCY: Hey.

How do you do that?

For a top-secret installation,

How do you do that?

Your security really is for shit.

How do you do that?

You can't be here.

How do you do that?

Oh, I know.

How do you do that?

You say you can't see me,

How do you do that?

And then I see you anyway.

How do you do that?

It's kinda this little game we play.

How do you do that?

Get out.

How do you do that?

Look, is this about your friends?

How do you do that?

Because if it is, I can just talk to them, you know.

How do you do that?

We can work out some sort of détente-type thing.

How do you do that?

I said get out. I'm warning you.

How do you do that?

Amy.

How do you do that?

[ALARM RINGING]

How do you do that?

You have to go now.

It's your stupid friends.

Why don't you just think for yourself for a change?

It's your stupid friends.

She's gone.

Are you okay?

She's gone.

[WHOOSH]

She's gone.

[SHRIEKS]

She's gone.

I thought you were different!

She's gone.

[DOOR SLAMS]

She's gone.

[♪]

She thinks I'm bad news?

Oh, I'll give her bad news.

She thinks I'm bad news?

What are you doing?

Australia's toast.

What are you doing?

What's your beef with the Australians?

What are you doing?

I don't like their attitude.

What are you doing?

Okay.

What are you doing?

Hey.

What are you doing?

Scud, I don't know how this happened to me, but...

being bad doesn't feel good anymore.

Scud, I don't know how this happened to me, but...

Do you love her?

You're willing to give up all this,

life of crime, the whole nine yards?

You're willing to give up all this,

Whatever it takes.

All right, then.

We're going in.

All right, then.

What?

All right, then.

We got to get her back.

♪ I try to discover ♪

♪ A little something To make me sweeter ♪

♪ I try to discover ♪

In a remarkable twist,

♪ I try to discover ♪

large sums of stolen money

♪ I try to discover ♪

have been reappearing in bank accounts.

♪ I try to discover ♪

Authorities have been trying to determine

♪ I try to discover ♪

the location of these wire transfers,

♪ I try to discover ♪

however, have been unsuccessful at this time.

♪ I try to discover ♪

♪ I'm so in love with you ♪

♪ I try to discover ♪

♪ I'll be forever blue ♪

♪ I try to discover ♪

♪ That you give me no reason ♪

♪ I try to discover ♪

♪ Why you're making me Work so hard ♪

♪ I try to discover ♪

♪ That you give me no That you give me no ♪

♪ I try to discover ♪

♪ That you give me no That you give me no ♪

♪ I try to discover ♪

♪ Soul ♪

♪ I try to discover ♪

♪ I hear you calling ♪

♪ I try to discover ♪

♪ Oh, baby, please ♪

♪ I try to discover ♪

♪ Give a little respect ♪

♪ I try to discover ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ I try to discover ♪

♪ And if I should falter ♪

♪ Would you open Your arms out to me? ♪

♪ And if I should falter ♪

♪ We can make love, not war ♪

♪ And if I should falter ♪

♪ And live at peace With our hearts ♪

♪ And if I should falter ♪

♪ I'm so in love with you ♪

♪ And if I should falter ♪

Police received a surprise package this morning,

♪ And if I should falter ♪

a shipment of stolen paintings

♪ And if I should falter ♪

estimated to be worth $15 million.

♪ And if I should falter ♪

Insider sources say that the artwork was originally taken

♪ And if I should falter ♪

by notorious supervillain Lucy Diamond.

♪ And if I should falter ♪

♪ Don't you tell me no ♪

♪ And if I should falter ♪

♪ Soul ♪

♪ And if I should falter ♪

♪ I hear you calling ♪

♪ And if I should falter ♪

♪ Oh, baby, please ♪

♪ And if I should falter ♪

♪ Give a little respect ♪

♪ And if I should falter ♪

♪ To me ♪

♪ And if I should falter ♪

She's out there somewhere.

It's time for plan B.

There's a plan B?

It's time for plan B.

[♪]

Getting ready for tonight?

Hey, Mr. P.

Getting ready for tonight?

Tell me, Amy, how are you getting along?

Okay, I guess.

Tell me, Amy, how are you getting along?

You know, Amy, I found out that in this business,

Tell me, Amy, how are you getting along?

There isn't much room for love.

Tell me, Amy, how are you getting along?

Love requires trust, and trust requires honesty.

Tell me, Amy, how are you getting along?

Mr. P., can I ask you a question?

Of course.

Mr. P., can I ask you a question?

I got a perfect score

Mr. P., can I ask you a question?

On the secret test in the SAT.

Mr. P., can I ask you a question?

Yes, you did.

Mr. P., can I ask you a question?

But... what does that test measure?

Mr. P., can I ask you a question?

I'm sorry?

Mr. P., can I ask you a question?

I mean, Dominique is a sex addict.

Mr. P., can I ask you a question?

Janet, she has a couple of shoplifting convictions.

Mr. P., can I ask you a question?

Max? Well, she's borderline psychotic.

Mr. P., can I ask you a question?

But nothing in my past indicated that I'd be good at being a spy.

Mr. P., can I ask you a question?

So why did I get a perfect score?

The test measures your ability to lie.

You are a perfect liar.

Oh.

Don't get me wrong.

Oh.

Perfect liars make perfect spies.

Oh.

The rest we can teach,

Oh.

But subterfuge, that comes naturally.

Oh.

Look, have fun tonight.

Endgame only happens once a year.

Look, have fun tonight.

Enjoy yourself.

Look, have fun tonight.

♪ Everybody get high ♪

♪ If you're ready or not ♪

♪ Everybody get high ♪

♪ Don't let The temperature drop ♪

♪ Everybody get high ♪

♪ Don't stop, don't stop Don't stop, don't stop ♪

♪ Everybody get high ♪

♪ The block is hot ♪

♪ Everybody get high ♪

♪ Can't seem to cool down ♪

♪ Everybody get high ♪

♪ Give it all you got ♪

♪ Everybody get high ♪

♪ Viva la fever ♪

♪ Everybody get high ♪

♪ Icicles drop... ♪

♪ Everybody get high ♪

Okay, what's the plan?

There's security here, here and here.

Okay, what's the plan?

We'll infiltrate through the rooftop

Okay, what's the plan?

And take out this set of guards here,

Okay, what's the plan?

Go through these vents, rappel down the elevator shaft,

Okay, what's the plan?

And then bungee-jump down to the dance floor.

Okay, what's the plan?

Okay, check. What next?

Okay, what's the plan?

Uh...

Okay, what's the plan?

"Tell her that you love her."

Scud, that's your plan?

"Tell her that you love her."

That's not a plan!

"Tell her that you love her."

War is easy. Love is hard.

"Tell her that you love her."

Okay, so how's this?

"My tour of duty behind enemy lines

Okay, so how's this?

"Has taught me to remain vigilant to my core values:

Okay, so how's this?

"Bravery, loyalty and justice.

Okay, so how's this?

And so it is a great honour for me to accept this award..."

Okay, so how's this?

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Okay, so how's this?

What if she really loves her?

I mean, what if Lucy makes her happy?

If you were really her best friend,

you'd probably let her go.

If you were really her best friend,

You can't decide matters of the heart.

It is madness to try.

You can't decide matters of the heart.

It's time.

Okay, so I just wrote down a couple of words

explaining our version of what happened

Okay, so I just wrote down a couple of words

and expressing your gratitude at being nontenured.

Okay, so I just wrote down a couple of words

And... I'm sorry that we've been fighting.

Okay, so I just wrote down a couple of words

It's just... I really want what's best for you.

Okay, so I just wrote down a couple of words

I know.

Okay, so I just wrote down a couple of words

All right. Your speech.

Attention, D.E.B.S.!

Dudes!

Attention, D.E.B.S.!

Once in a blue moon,

an exceptional young lady comes along

Once in a blue moon,

who truly exemplifies what it means to be a D.E.B.

Once in a blue moon,

Discipline. Energy. Beauty.

Once in a blue moon,

Lucy Diamond's been spotted infiltrating the...

Once in a blue moon,

Secure every entrance to this place, every floor.

Nobody gets in or out without my say-so.

Secure every entrance to this place, every floor.

Game over, Diamond.

Secure every entrance to this place, every floor.

I have spent my life defending this great country of ours,

Secure every entrance to this place, every floor.

And I have learned one thing:

Secure every entrance to this place, every floor.

That sometimes it's not on the battlefield

Secure every entrance to this place, every floor.

Where true courage is shown.

Secure every entrance to this place, every floor.

Amy Bradshaw survived one of the worst tragedies

that could happen to a young lady.

Amy Bradshaw survived one of the worst tragedies

Kidnapped...

Amy Bradshaw survived one of the worst tragedies

held hostage...

for seven terrible days.

Matthews here.

For seven terrible days.

We're not seeing her.

For seven terrible days.

Look again!

For seven terrible days.

What fears she may have known,

for seven terrible days.

None of us can fully appreciate.

For seven terrible days.

But she has agreed to tell us part of what she learned

for seven terrible days.

On her journey.

For seven terrible days.

It gives me great pleasure tonight

for seven terrible days.

To give our greatest honour,

for seven terrible days.

The Mary Jane,

for seven terrible days.

To our very own perfect score,

for seven terrible days.

Amy Bradshaw!

For seven terrible days.

[WHISTLING]

Courage.

"Courage" is a big word.

I did not know what courage meant to me

until I endured seven agonizing days

I did not know what courage meant to me

in... captivity...

I did not know what courage meant to me

captured and held hostage by a madwoman.

Report.

Captured and held hostage by a madwoman.

AGENT: We've got nothing here.

captured and held hostage by a madwoman.

[METALLIC CLUNK]

It was a routine mission gone terribly wrong.

[RADIO SQUAWKS]

I was separated from my squad and knocked unconscious.

[METALLIC CLUNKING]

I was separated from my squad and knocked unconscious.

I awoke in the arms of the enemy.

Just the sound

of my desperate thoughts to keep me company.

Just the sound

If there is corruption in this city,

Lucy Diamond is behind it.

If there is corruption in this city,

If there is indecency to be found,

she is the root.

If there is indecency to be found,

If there is evil in this world,

If there is indecency to be found,

its name is Lucy Diamond.

If there is indecency to be found,

Um...

It's not until moments like this

when you are forced to take stock of yourself

It's not until moments like this

that you see what you are made of.

It's not until moments like this

It's not until moments like this

when you have to remember what's right and true,

It's not until moments like this

because it's moments like this when you discover...

It's not until moments like this

what it truly means to be a D.E.B.

Which is why I can't accept this award from you tonight.

Because the truth is,

Which is why I can't accept this award from you tonight.

The time I spent with Lucy Diamond

Which is why I can't accept this award from you tonight.

Were the happiest days of my life.

Which is why I can't accept this award from you tonight.

And the only brave thing

I've done this whole time

And the only brave thing

is what I'm doing now.

And the only brave thing

So if you'll excuse me...

I have a date with the devil.

Oh, my God!

Was that in the speech?

Oh, my God!

No, that's not in the speech.

Oh, my God!

[GUN CLICKS]

[GROANS]

Son of a...

[GROANS]

Hostile has escaped

and is on the run heading towards sector 12.

Hostile has escaped

It's Lucy Diamond! She's here!

Everybody, run for your lives!

It's Lucy Diamond! She's here!

[ALL SCREAMING]

It's Lucy Diamond! She's here!

Let's do this.

[MOUTHS] Oh, shit.

[♪]

We've gotta stop meeting like this.

I'm so sorry. I didn't even know what I was do...

We've gotta stop meeting like this.

MAX: Get a room.

You are AWOL, soldier.

Max, please.

You are AWOL, soldier.

Freeze! Scud!

You are AWOL, soldier.

Yeah? Not helping!

You are AWOL, soldier.

My bad.

You are AWOL, soldier.

Can't you see

You are AWOL, soldier.

She's breaking up the D.E.B.S.?

You are AWOL, soldier.

What did I tell you the first time I met you?

You are AWOL, soldier.

"High-protein diets are overrated."

You are AWOL, soldier.

After that.

That we'd always be friends.

I meant it.

That we'd always be friends.

Max!

If you break her heart, I will hunt you down and kill you.

Deal.

I'm counting on you to keep her honest.

I will.

I'm counting on you to keep her honest.

[GUNSHOTS]

You guys better get going.

[GUNSHOTS]

I never really liked you, but...

I'm sad to see you go.

I never really liked you, but...

So where are you going to?

I think, Barcelona.

So where are you going to?

I'll miss you.

So where are you going to?

Can I have your room? Sure.

So where are you going to?

Rule the school.

I always do.

Rule the school.

There's a service exit that way.

Good luck.

There's a service exit that way.

And, Amy...!

Be careful.

Which way did they go?

They went that way.

Which way did they go?

Don't say I never gave you nothing.

My stripes?

Don't say I never gave you nothing.

Really? Really.

Don't say I never gave you nothing.

Thank you! You're welcome.

Don't say I never gave you nothing.

Okay, okay. That's enough, that's enough.

Don't say I never gave you nothing.

Okay.

Don't say I never gave you nothing.

So I was wondering if maybe you wanted...

Yes!

So I was wondering if maybe you wanted...

I didn't ask you anything yet.

So I was wondering if maybe you wanted...

Whatever it is, yes.

So I was wondering if maybe you wanted...

Awesome.

So I was wondering if maybe you wanted...

[THE WEEKEND'S "INTO THE MORNING" PLAYING]

So I was wondering if maybe you wanted...

♪ Thinking of you Yeah, I'm thinking all day ♪

♪ Think of your kiss, kiss Kiss, kiss, on my lips ♪

♪ Thinking of you Yeah, I'm thinking all day ♪

♪ I'll remember this always ♪

♪ Thinking of you Yeah, I'm thinking all day ♪

♪ Got the goofiest grin Got a big smile on my face ♪

♪ Hey, you, let's get out Out, out, of this place ♪

♪ Got the goofiest grin Got a big smile on my face ♪

♪ Grab my hand, let's go ♪

♪ Got the goofiest grin Got a big smile on my face ♪

♪ Say it's young love At its best ♪

♪ And I tell you I remember ♪

♪ Say it's young love At its best ♪

♪ Breaking you out Through your bedroom window ♪

♪ Say it's young love At its best ♪

♪ Sneaking you into My parents' house ♪

♪ Say it's young love At its best ♪

♪ Staying out all night ♪

♪ Say it's young love At its best ♪

♪ Into the morning Into the morning ♪

♪ Say it's young love At its best ♪

♪ Breaking you out Through your bedroom window ♪

♪ Say it's young love At its best ♪

♪ Sneaking you into My parents' house ♪

♪ Say it's young love At its best ♪

♪ Staying out all night ♪

♪ Say it's young love At its best ♪

♪ Into the morning ♪

♪ Say it's young love At its best ♪

♪ Until the sun comes up And ruins it all ♪

♪ Say it's young love At its best ♪

♪ Monday morning, first class Ditch it ♪

♪ We'll hang out, out, out In the parking lot ♪

♪ Monday morning, first class Ditch it ♪

♪ Only the two of us ♪

♪ Monday morning, first class Ditch it ♪

♪ When we get to the stars Come up late and watch them ♪

♪ It looks just like The one in your eye ♪

♪ When we get to the stars Come up late and watch them ♪

♪ Grab my hand, let's go ♪

♪ Young love at its best ♪

♪ Grab my hand, let's go ♪

♪ And I tell you I remember ♪

♪ Grab my hand, let's go ♪

♪ Breaking you out Through your bedroom window ♪

♪ Grab my hand, let's go ♪