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respect great honor

innocence can't get it out of my mind

I've been trying to forget to focus on

numbers and combinations instead my mind

is constantly playing tricks on me

Alfredo was on his way to make sure I'd

never forget I was only a heartbeat away

from getting some pretty spectacular

news Mikey Mikey

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to find out who's dead we've got to turn

the clock back you see it all started

last Friday my brothers and I were on a

mission from God

we got Union RC Mallon the third a

multi-millionaire RFC's got everything

everything money can buy but he was

still a poor man his beloved son Kenny

was living with our sees beautiful

ex-wives Jackie a decision made by the

courts

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Jackie was saying with Kenny has the

beach in Malibu California

breathe in magazines getting ready for

another chit chat on the phone while

they live external anytime sweetheart oh

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you know D me as usual it's a nice

breeze coming off the oceans leggo oh I

hope it stays that way

well we're gonna sounds a neighbor day

at least no just kidding me oh and a

friend of this was having a great time

is very happy RC and Highness the

kidnapped Kenny and since he pays well

he seemed to sincerely care to the kid

we had those second thoughts

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so glad would finally through with honor

Delia

but nightmare let me tell you it's

killing me sister

I don't know what it will have to wear

these funny clothes because your mommy

likes back

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it was a routine job not that we had any

experience in kidnapping but it seemed

to be an easy one oh hello beautiful

keep your mouth shut you won't get hurt

Tyra

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going I got a big surprise for they get

caught

never once that I get the impression

that Kenny was bothered by the

kidnapping as a matter of fact I thought

he enjoyed it

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who's Collies my name

most guys call me Mikey my parents

immigrated to America

in the late 1940s from Palermo I grew up

in Brooklyn I have two brothers Gino

Alfredo now we live in Vegas we've been

doing our esteem Allen Davis on and off

for a few years but like I said before

it pays well

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how long before we get there is first to

realize

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what's no wonder with all the soda pop

you've been drinking

look at your pants

I hated flying so I took the train seven

hours from LA to Vegas

and it's time to think about more

numbers and combinations assuming that

would be back at the gambling table

losing all the money I just made and I'd

be looking for another job

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and I always need action my dad always

said the biggest sin is to sit on your

ass

my job was done I was delivering Kenny

to his dad Lady Luck was definitely

riding on my show at least uh now

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Kenny my fantasy you oh god I missed you

so much

is that for me yep you like it oh it's

awesome can I try good just a minute

let's get you at these terrible clothes

Oh mommy wanted me to wear oh she's such

a terror isn't she am I gonna stare at

you now dad yep you like that idea can I

try that okay Mikey

thanks a lot huh look how happy the dude

is everything go according to plan

110% RC fabulous terrific I bet you was

steaming huh yeah that's putting it

mildly I mean she was fit to be tied in

fact we had to tie her up no yeah yeah

it is the third thing I imagine like in

our city

Menem James it is those fan that untie

me why can't we just go ahead and call

the police and just go after them they

kidnapped my son an exec news beyond

it's my ex-husband let's turn back who

you are you kidding apologize for what

happened to miss melon but let's just

call the police

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ah Jackie melena there was only one man

I'd be able to help her out a former

vice detective mace Dawson but Austin

was in terrible shape would take a lot

of talking is just to get him straight

now

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Cheers

look at the hell are you my name is

Jackie melons and we met last year at a

party in Beverly Hills what do you want

Ravin changed filler to bottle a day

habitat what a miserable life. Who are

you to judge me.

Everybody knows your problems Dawson's

every tired okay here's $10,000 my son

has been kidnapped and I want you to

find him I need your help

but on the other hand maybe I'm the

right person at the right time for you

Jackie melon had a knife but talking

people into something she was a blonde

manipulator I'll be in Vegas in about

four hours okay listen I'll give you

another call and I've got more of a

definite clue

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you can call me anytime day or night

well if I'm not here okay I might be

pill with me I just leave a message with

James and I'll call you right back

ah super

thanks awesome

good luck

are see at high that gal Nancy to keep

Kenny out of trouble

she had no idea so and she find herself

in trouble

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things started to get worse just when

everyone thought it was time to relax I

was about to go back the gambling myself

when the kindness of faith began to

churn ugly

our seed can in Nancy we're getting

ready to have breakfast when that ex-cop

miss Dawson himself began casing the

joint

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mr. melon

that's for you to find our friend now

I'm gonna take your kid out of here nice

who you work for

that's the you to find out get over here

and get this cable now get over here now

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all right then

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the ocean was now on our seas territory

the odds against them with pretty

awesome it took a lot of Hudspeth to

pull off what he had in mind I guess are

sitting to the Vegas is surrounded

wholly by desert and a wrong place to

escape no nobody expects Vegas

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when data are you talking about that

[ __ ] likewise nice

we're heading for LA and a silver moon

El Dorado

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can you get it fall into a big threat

mister what are we going I don't know

camp back home Kenny

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since I hated flying it was up to Gino

and Alfredo to do the job they had been

that type of stuff before and I agreed

daus's chances were zip zero

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guys the pornography will stop them

Chino blow out his tires if necessary

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to put these cards behind us it's all

from this design average or the fat lady

sings

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all right I'll take care of the couch do

you know you keep after the Eldorado

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these cards no helicopters yet this is

getting ugly RC just stop him

dammit and remember I want my son alive

anybody hunt one era that kid's head is

dead meat

yeah yeah I know

I am I understand that all right all

right all right we're segways hold on

chief famous for you know they said it's

urgent

what can I say come on for Christ's sake

hello so big deal stop him

dispatch some cars with you all right

get this we're gonna dispatch cars eight

nine and ten eleven twelve sixteen

twenty but what if he's a terrorist

chief terrorist my ass

what's his license plate his or hers you

mean the drivers a chick there's no ID

yet

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I'm gonna create this fake lady

recognize these please marry chance

people undo my bag there you go I'm

gonna get us out of this all right

dumb you're arrogant

just hold on the SD

he's one hole the drivers life in place

of pony 82 El Dorado maroon body great

top who in God's name is the driver

however it is gp's one hell of a driver

listening bunk you get that car back in

the Nevada Territory or get the driver

arrested ASAP you got it chief

hey Springer dispatch car 32 34 37 39

and 40 32 34 37 39 and 40

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there's another plane up there a blue

one you better just step on it sure

thing captain

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this is McBean speaking driving an

unmarked car California license number

HF 309 476 Stefan I think I'm gonna get

that [ __ ] right behind you

we need a couple of chopper teeth things

are getting kind of mythic err red plane

dropping bombs on El Dorado there is

dispatch choppers 4:03 4:04 shut up

Paras go on what's your problem there's

three choppers at the governor's mansion

because of the poison gas alarm there's

two on highway 15 chasing two bank

robbers and the rest crash last night at

Bakersfield [ __ ] can you hear me box

this is Ben green speaking from police

headquarters yes sir there are no

choppers available at this time I repeat

negative no choppers you're on your own

you understand that's too bad chief what

happened just one of those things bunk

now listen and listen carefully all

right I am NOT going to risk this job

because of some unavailable choppers so

you go ahead and do your job arrest that

driver and the pilot of that red plane

that is an order

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we lost 34 car hit a tree wrapped around

like a wedding ring suspect now heading

west doing over 125 miles per hour

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what are you putting mark

ASAP officer still unconscious

step on it guys we don't need a stiff on

the record

she would call nothing is wrong

I know it I feel it

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well what about the cops why can't they

stop it

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main suspects still at large a couple

more fatalities out there chief for

support attorneys I got up here your job

is on the line captain I already told

you we have no [ __ ] toddlers

available are you guys out of your mind

or what there's got to be a chopper

somewhere they're chasing some bank

robbers on highway 15 some of them are

over the governor's mansion because of a

poison gas alert there is they don't

care

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[ __ ] it daddy once it's dead or alive

[ __ ] National Guard

like we need a million more cars to stop

that of the rattle captain what about

the National Guard now listen if you

can't take that heat just get out of the

kitchen now you better just step on it

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there is no harvesting

and what's your position Springer paste

burger I'm about a mile ahead of you

captain it looks like it's time to check

out this is worse in Saigon [ __ ]

now listen kiddo you step on it and suck

one side god you [ __ ] will hardly

born when I bought that [ __ ] all the

responding from friendly family with the

girls and my bro

tell captain bunkie spired well go ahead

what are you waiting for this is

headquarters speaking captain alright

alright alright I'm listening

alright hold on Captain they think

they're gonna get them plus chopper 403

has just arrived at the scene of the

pileup sir

hey Herron what about the [ __ ]

chopper I would say cops are ducks out

here but that's going on wants to know

that chopper sir but what about it well

whether were playing cops or dogs

cops are dots well there must be a lot

of injuries at the scene

yes we're between a rock and a hard

place well then let's be humane sir all

right for heaven's sake let's be humane

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now

my G Mayday Mayday Mayday what the hell

is going on Gino Gino Gino can you hear

me thanks for your confidence pal that's

just what I needed lots of smoke out

here Springer Springer do you read me

damn it come in this isn't true it can't

be true

they can't be I can't be they calm down

Mikey

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police were quite spectacular hey

Willard step on it I may be getting too

close to hell I wish you to your job

Springer this is not the time for stupid

jokes yes sir you gotta know when to

quit

Palm Springs here I come

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let's get out of here

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El Dorado blown up crashed into a house

all up in flames where's the suspect

[ __ ] where the hell is the suspect

right there chief right there in the L

nobody could have got out of that car

alive believe me I never saw flames as

vicious as those wonderful this

beautiful truly spectacular just like

the smell of napalm in the morning

only this time with the sweet taste of

victory

selamat alas I should have fired him a

minute ago well all's well that ends

well right eros I couldn't agree more

good work

excellent job well thank you sir there's

gonna be a promotion for the entire team

gee what can I say sir you see Burton

crime never pays I've heard that

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looks like God's over Mikey

he's God

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damnit she's gonna pay for this Mikey

this time I'm gonna make her pay in

blood fire spreading to the wild land

area p5 air tanker ETA

well of course I know it was her who

else all you do is talk about your son I

lost my brother our safe because of you

and your [ __ ] hatred

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Mikey what are you gonna get a TV why

chickens are on the moon

I hope Geno's in heaven

what else he's most going

you think all masconi's go to heaven

afraid oh yeah this whole mess was my

mistake

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never get involved with the new rich

it's a question of respect phenomena

that's right

RC took that away from us we're making

fake

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everybody including the police assumed

that Dawson cut me for dead vanished in

the flames nobody thought that searching

for survivors all that was a cross for

Dawson but the desert can be a tough

terrain

you needed to get lucky real soon or at

least by the drop of water

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the hold on Miss Mallon is calling from

LA would you like to talk to her

Jackie melon I believe so my ex-wife

would you like me to stay here in a

meeting no no no no I'll talk to her or

see Milan I wanted to know that you are

the most despicable person I have ever

met you're a cold-hearted ruthless son

of a [ __ ] all right all right I've

heard this a thousand times Jackie get

to the point well yeah what do you want

you slimeball it's obvious that you're

hiding my son when I haven't heard from

him in three days and he was on his way

back home but he never arrived

well all I can assume is that you and

your troupe of urban guerrillas have

kidnapped a me again but this time RC

melon you went too far because this time

I'm going to go after you wherever you

go whatever you do I'll get you

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what's the name in a demolition expert

again the one with the bombs well I

think it was something like um

Willard Winslow it's in the rolodex I

believe

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that'd be all for madam this evening are

you gonna happen to know the name of

that demolition expert I beg your pardon

you don't know the bones I don't think

that

what the hell is it then I I think it's

something like a Willard or Winslow

I can ask James you can look it up in

the role of dad just find it

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congratulations awesome

oh ha terrifying

and how is my little darling baby well

let me talk to him oh and bon voyage

Kenny Oh Kenny colleague oh it's

wonderful to hear your voice are you all

right oh yeah it's really great uh-huh

the only thing I wish your dad was quit

fighting actually this place is really

fun oh yeah we went a hundred and

twenty-five miles an hour right through

a roadblock

I learned 25 miles per hour you tell

those men to take out of that hotel

immediately and return back home

Kenny darling let me speak to him okay

okay yep look we have no further office

because we should be back by tomorrow oh

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in homesick yeah let's stay here I like

it you know first I thought you were

gonna kill me

sorry about that I didn't figure it was

just another one of my parents stupid

ideas well they must love you an awful

lot to go through all this [ __ ] you

wanna know something what's that

I think they only care for themselves

I'll give you that idea

are you getting paid for this now your

business must be some serious books ten

grand

the damage we did must have been in the

millions almost do you think you already

caught you still haven't answered my

question is this an interrogation never

mind

now it's television anything go tomorrow

everything will be back to normal

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nice to see the kid getting some sleep

is that it pretty rough

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yeah thanks to you

you really don't like me do you know

straight on busty such a tough cookie

listen pal that weren't for Kenny I

wouldn't be on this ride miss the melons

mistress I was his secretary okay you

are really cute I'd like to get some

sleep now you don't mind go right ahead

thank you

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nervous why should I be nervous I don't

think that kid really likes his parents

there's tiny get some sleep

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I don't think so either

well what are we going to do why don't

we ask him what he wants is why we don't

have to shopping around like a piece of

furniture you talk about don't you

well you agree or what I need to admit

it

you got a point there the decision was

made not to return Kenny meanwhile we

got some info that he was alive Jackie's

secondary told us

11 p.m. Friday night the demolition

experts began calling the shots it was

the beginning of an all-out war between

Jackie and RC Melanie

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well Dawson and company were maxing and

relaxing how freighter when I were busy

trying to find out the exact whereabouts

there's really no place to hide out in

the desert hey Kenny you're crazy to be

in the water with all that food in your

stomach

Oh order it's just my advice

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you would make such a bad mom either the

only problem is we wouldn't make such a

great couple

Oh give me a party admit it Nancy

it was love at first sight are you

kidding me I'd be a forever home over

this guy why because he's an outlaw

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I think I just gave it up hey Kenny

many feel about us being your parents

that is outrageous he's old enough to

handle that question

speaks for itself

Jenny don't you miss your parents just a

tiny bit actually I wouldn't mind if

they weren't so totally selfish

I doubt they even love me we were

closing in on them I swore to myself at

this time I'd come out on top

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Dawson and Kenny will be coming close

buddies those who know how to please the

kid but the humming was meant to be

short of that I'd make sure

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yeah room service I'd like three hot

dogs a slab of chocolate cake one coffee

and two sodas thank you and this is room

two three eight

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Gonzaga mess

no [ __ ] mister I drop the gun

read my lips Dawson drop the gun

congratulations miss Kearney how the

hell'd you find us anyway nothing gets

lost in the universe Dawson you see when

you set all your wheels in motion sooner

or later you succeed where are we going

home you're gonna be under our

protective custody kid I'm a kind man

right Kenny what are you so sir well

let's go yeah I like that helmet real

cute

I'll pray that we'll keep you busy until

I get far enough away

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all I needed now the complete minds

range was a tank full of gas and a phone

call into our same Ellen

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yes sir man guilty fill er up pal I want

to use the phone Barrois so give me a

nice old kid and stay put okay this time

I was the villain this time I wanted

ransom it was my way of getting back at

RC Mullen you slimeball Mosconi all

right how much do you want you out of

your mind

listen five million bucks is chicken

beat the amount so don't give me that

crap

what

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hey tell me something was gonna there's

my ex got a piece of this action this is

my game Alan no one else is involved

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all right what can I reach you

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that's right the kids with me if you

[ __ ] around with me a coil of police the

kids gonna be dead and listen I want it

in cash all of it now you listen

carefully Moscone if you harm Kenny in

any way I'm gonna send you to hell in a

handbasket you got it

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I don't see much you get the cash

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water fill news out here

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yeah hey Mike what's up I need you to do

me a favor

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a red X our Honda no problem like Marco

great that's an action

Jackie look I hate to bother you but

this whole thing is getting out of hand

we've got an extraordinary situation

here that requires both of our attention

five million bucks

well that's peanuts at least for URC

well I think we both should meet you

name the time in the place Jackie

Kenny's life depends on this

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patrol this paranoid spotted

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writer

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Wi-Fi brighter love

stop

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and control this is tango I got a

problem here sighs I got one my head yes

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back like my iron spider by Allah you

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a patrol tank that guys one hell of a

writer

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there Sarah we always like bike rider

you but Martha zombie immediately

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we buy a bike rider working mechanic

here Ironsides

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a firefighter hold on mister you're the

greatest

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this is Air Commando most own wing fox

tower

cherry are you there over

there's a Jerry what's up over

we must stop bike riders I read

we must be stopped by Ryder

none of my business sorry

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they're right over there my line you

can't get you

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Wow

ah

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not a good time come on get in kid

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now our see but my course what about

them

oh come on

what about my limo

all righty let's cut the [ __ ] who blew

up

hmm

Wilbur will bury Williams and something

like that oh why because the same guy

who blew up your Nemo be kidding

this is hilarious outstanding RC I

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expect to get reimbursed for all my cars

well Jackie we can negotiate all that

later

what about Kenny

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just come up with five million

all right and then what don't what

can is my child he needs his mother

who's a decision made by the courts the

courts who gives a [ __ ]

we were married there's another problem

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hello

well well if it isn't snow-white you're

not gonna scream again are you sorry

we're late

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it was not an easy task

five million dollars can you carry all

this money by yourselves 2.5 million

from this is none and 2.5 million

dollars from mr. Malla okay

let's go

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hey Luca Hey look up okay

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looks like we finally made it here Luka

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Alfredo

oh it's your heat mop

I guess my brother Alfredo wasn't quite

up to the task

I didn't think about my friend mr.

Bean's planning strategy ha that's my

least vulnerable spot what do you think

you are anyway this is not over yet

oh yeah oh yeah you might not know who I

am

mister no I'm connected with a thousand

times you try to outsmart al capone how

are you but they were wrong dead wrong

let me tell you something I knew Al

Capone Al Capone is a friend of mine and

you ain't know Al Capone you're a

foolish

[ __ ] Nancy get in here let's tie this

guy up

hippies millionaires he still could be

well at least we deserve a nice big get

back to a normal life start a family huh

I told you I've handled my major problem

booze

maybe if Kenny were part of the deal

he's already got a family

you really love that kid a lot don't you

maybe

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then I have to you know I'm so glad we

made this position so my darling you

know it's much better for Kenny and

that's to do you think that it's maybe

the beginning of a new romance possibly

you know I never meant to hurt you

I do think it's funny though that we

both hide world you know the demolition

expert

so why I love you and I love you and you

know thanks to Dawson put all your money

back are we lucky I think we're gonna

have a a really bright future ahead of

us I could be just like starting over

again

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I don't put a catwalk on the beach

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follow the Dutch do not discard means

not a wild card honestly it could be any

card it once with so I can use that on

any one of these countries yeah but you

don't have okay so I roll now okay okay

so now you do I do now roll what you

want to take over this country right

the Africa

I'm just not used to this anymore if we

kind of clumps it I'm sorry

don't be silly doc you're charming as

ever feels like we're falling in love

all over again

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good luck

sorry that family thing didn't work out

yeah well maybe next time

well I better go I go with you

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Katie

are you doing here

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a knight say

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so Arcee and Jackie Mallory gone but

Kitty had made a couple of friends who

might just take real good care of it and

now that he's a multi-billionaire you

hopefully remember ol Mikey in Vegas

who says half the endings only exists in

the movies right

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you