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Whoa! Thanks, Eric!
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- Morning, Wade!
- Love the new wheels, pal!
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The north's nothing
but sunshine and blue skies.
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Everything is green.
Everything is in bloom.
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- It's a beautiful morning--
morning-- morning-- morning--
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I think today is gonna be
a beautiful day.
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Hm?
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- Hah!
- Knuckles!
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- Knuckles, help me!
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- You gonna rescue him?
- No.
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Yeah, I wouldn't either.
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- Do something! Mr. Jorgensen!
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In order to become
a true warrior,
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he must learn
to rescue himself.
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- Ah! Knuckles!
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- Wade is going to be just fine.
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- No, I'm not!
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- Hello, Wade.
- Jack?
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Are you shocked to see me?
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- What?
- You will be.
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- Ha!
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Yeah!
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You feeling this?
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Ah, that's a good chap.
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- You're through the worst.
- Really?
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Feels like I'm in the middle
of the worst right now.
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Whatever "it" is.
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Let me tell you the first rule
of bounty hunting.
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- Know your target like
he's your former best friend.
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And in this case...
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- Captured!
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- ...he is.
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The treasures one finds
on Facebook Marketplace.
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The guy I bought it from
was a total weirdo, though.
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Jack, please
don't do this to me.
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I believe I already have.
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Do you even know why
there's a price on my head?
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Do you even care?
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When did you become
so heartless?
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The second rule
of bounty hunting.
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Never let things get personal.
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You're my best friend!
This is very personal!
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You're right, Wade.
I should level with you.
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I'm in dire financial straits.
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Due to my lawsuit
against an unnamed
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rainforest-themed
restaurant franchise,
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I don't have two pennies
to my name.
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I told you, the robotic birds
in that restaurant
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make the same joke
no matter who walks in.
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- They were personal attacks!
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- Okay! Whatever!
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Never mind.
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Turning you in equals
turning my life around.
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But if it helps,
I'm truly sorry.
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- Yeah, that does actually help.
Thank you.
- Terrific.
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Jack, think about it.
How did we get here--
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- Do not touch bars.
- Simple.
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I trapped you, lured you,
and cleverly snared you.
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I was hoping for a little bit
more of a fight, to be honest.
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I mean, as friends.
How did we get here?
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First Reno and the Renegades,
now this stupid bounty.
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Did you ever value
our friendship at all?
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We had a good run,
but you and I are like...
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the frog carrying the scorpion
across the river.
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Oh, my God.
Not with this story,
it goes on forever.
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You allow me
to ride on your back,
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despite knowing I cannot resist
my nature to sting you.
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Even if it means
we both drown.
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Except,
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I'm also a scorpion
who knows how to swim.
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An exquisite scorpion
with beautiful hair
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and a way with the ladies.
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Alright, let's get
this show on the road!
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- Jack... Jack.
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- Do not touch bars.
- Ouch!
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- Woo-hoo!
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Sorry about that, gang.
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One quick drop-off,
then it's Reno, baby. Woo!
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- Karaoke time.
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You ready, Susie's dad?
Whose name I can't remember.
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For the third time,
it's Bill!
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I don't care.
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- Take it, Susie's dad!
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You didn't tell me
you were gonna throw it.
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Jack!
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Jack!
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- Do not touch bars.
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Come on, buddy.
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If you're waiting for me
to be at my all-time lowest,
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I am there right now,
so come and save me.
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Come get me.
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Whenever you...
feel like it--
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- Knuckles, help me!
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- Louder, Susie's mom!
- Okay!
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- Oh, come on, dude.
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Jack, if this is a prank call,
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I am really not in the mood
for it right now.
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Listen to me, Wade.
Time is of the essence.
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Knuckles! You have to
bust me outta here.
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You must
bust yourself out, Wade.
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By learning where
a warrior's true strength lies.
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Okay, I understand
what you're trying to do--
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You will travel to
our ancestral lands,
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- the Great Battleground
in the Sky.
- Fine.
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Now, clear your mind
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- and slip into
a deep meditative state.
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I think it's working.
I'm ascending.
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Let's put some wattage
in this cottage!
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- I'm ascending to--
- Electrocute!
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Do not touch bars.
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- Where am I?
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I'll tell you where
you are, Wade.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa! Calm down.
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Here, let me make
you more comfortable.
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Whoa.
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Let's try again.
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I'll tell you where
you are, Wade.
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The Great Battleground
in the Sky!
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The Great Battleground
in the Sky is...
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- a bowling alley?
- Well, for you it is.
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For most people, this place
has more of a Florida feel,
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with all-you-can-eat shrimp.
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But this is your battleground.
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Okay. Who are you?
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My name's Pachacamac.
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- Wait. Knuckles
told me about you!
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You're the legendary leader
of the Echidna tribe!
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In the flesh, baby!
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Well, it's an honor
to meet you, Chief, um...
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- Pachacamac.
- Yeah. Chief... Pamachacaw.
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Pachacamac.
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Parmesan.
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- Pa.
- Peh.
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- Cha.
- Jor.
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- Ca.
- Mar.
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- Mac.
- Za.
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You know what?
Mac's fine.
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Okay. If that's...
easier for you.
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I certainly have no problem
with the correct pronunciation.
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- Yeah, right.
- Wait, things are
starting to make
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some obviously clear
and logical sense.
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Knuckles must've sent me here
because this is my next lesson.
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Hold on. Are you gonna
teach me something amazing
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and essential to
my real-life predicament?
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I'm not just going to
teach it to you, Wade.
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I'm going to have it
sung to you
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as part of
a low-budget rock opera.
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Now, please open your mouth.
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Um, I'm not really comfortable
with that.
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- Just do it, man. Rainbow!
- I'm actu--
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Wait.
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I'm not in the show, am I?
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Prepare yourself, Wade,
because if you want to learn
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where Knuckles'
true strength lies,
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- you must see this quest...
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...through his eyes.
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You must become him.
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This is going to be awesome.
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Wait.
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I'm Knuckles?
I mean...
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I'm Knuckles!
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Hey, Wade, don't make this
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weirder than it already is.
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Got it! Good note!
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- Hello, Wade.
- Jack?
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Uh, what is Jack Sinclair
doing here?
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Clearly, you two have
unfinished business.
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Ah, yeah, no, fair point.
He does have me locked up
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in a giant cage right now.
Uh, proceed!
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Father, you can't leave me.
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I won't, son. I never--
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No!
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- Can I go to the bathroom?
- No, we're doing something.
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- I really gotta go.
- Tough.
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Michael Bolton, everyone!
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My fists!
The secret is in my fists!
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That's right.
That makes a lot of sense.
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Thanks, everybody!
Got it.
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- Could've been an email!
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What? No!
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Hey, wait!
That's not the right lesson!
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I got it from here!
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- I know exactly what to do!
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- Of course.
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Time to unleash the source
of my true power.
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My fists.
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Why did I think that
would be a good idea?!
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- Seriously,
do not touch bars.
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Oh, I shoulda listened
to the rest of the story.
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Take me back,
Chief Macamacachalkadoo.
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Well, well, well,
look who's back.
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You gonna let us finish now?
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Yes, sir. I apologize.
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Great.
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Okay! Okay! Thank you!
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And now, I'm afraid
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this is the end
of your story.
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Ow.
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- Oh...
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- Oh, my back, too.
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How the devil
did you get out?
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I should've
reinforced the cage!
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- With my true strength.
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Nothing?
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Jack Sinclair,
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I challenge you to a duel.
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For my freedom, my honor,
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and that sweet
leather jacket!
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Finally,
the day gets interesting.
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A duel it is.
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Spry.
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These blades were forged
by Hattori Hanzo himself.
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The sharpest,
strongest blades on Earth.
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Great!
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Hiya!
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Oh, boy.
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Wade!
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Kufafanua wakati!
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I suggest you find a ride.
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What?!
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I said I suggest
you find a ride!
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Still didn't hear it.
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What?
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- What?
- I can't hear you.
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I'm sorry, I'm not
hearing you all that well!
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- I can hear part of it,
but not all of it.
- What?!
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You need a vehicle!
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In order to fight me.
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Oh, okay!
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Got it!
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- Hey.
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How you guys doing?
That is...
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one cool bike.
Caught my eye.
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You think I could
borrow it for a few seconds?
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- Sure. No problem.
- Thanks.
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For 10 G's!
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Look, here's four bucks.
I'm a deputy lieutenant sheriff.
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I would never do
this ordinarily,
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but I am commandeering
this vehicle.
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Hey!
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Alright, Wade.
You can do this.
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Just trust your true
inner strength.
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You're gonna die, idiot!
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That's not cool!
You don't know!
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- Woohoo!
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Ah!
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Yah!
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Woohah!
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Looking for this?
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My locks.
M-My beautiful locks.
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What have you done to me?
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You're lucky I didn't do
a whole lot more.
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- Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Barnes!
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You know,
I'm sorry things got
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a little bit outta
control back there.
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Finish him, Wade.
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With pleasure.
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00:20:51,598 --> 00:20:53,164
I'm gonna need that jacket.
259
00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:02,652
- And the vest.
- It...
260
00:21:02,783 --> 00:21:04,219
It's my favorite
leather jerkin.
261
00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:05,873
Leather what? I don--
Just give it to me.
262
00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:11,792
And... the shirt.
263
00:21:12,923 --> 00:21:14,882
- No, no.
- It's happening.
264
00:21:15,012 --> 00:21:17,493
- Please... It's--
- Sorry.
265
00:21:17,624 --> 00:21:19,887
We were friends.
We were best friends.
266
00:21:20,017 --> 00:21:22,063
Former best friends.
267
00:21:26,633 --> 00:21:29,636
Don't look at me.
Don't look at me...
268
00:21:29,766 --> 00:21:33,204
Uh, do you know the third
rarely referenced rule
of bounty hunting?
269
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:37,034
- Wha...
- When faced with
a worthy opponent,
270
00:21:37,165 --> 00:21:39,254
you run the hell away!
271
00:21:44,433 --> 00:21:46,130
Don't look at me!
272
00:21:47,567 --> 00:21:49,612
- Don't look at me!
- I did it!
273
00:22:08,675 --> 00:22:11,373
- Is that...
- It can't be.
274
00:22:11,504 --> 00:22:12,505
It is.
275
00:22:17,771 --> 00:22:18,815
Mother.
276
00:22:19,425 --> 00:22:21,035
- Sister.
277
00:22:21,165 --> 00:22:23,690
- Wade. Get off the grass.
- Yep.
278
00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:28,216
- Yep, sorry.
279
00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:30,436
He's ready.
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