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- Stay hidden until
I give you the signal.
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- Why?
- 'Cause I think you're
gonna freak people out.
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- Hi, Mom. I'm home.
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Wade,
my little hamentashen!
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How long has it been?
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Well, I can tell you exactly
how long it's been.
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Two years, three months,
and 13 days.
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- Not that I'm marking
my calendar.
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Clearly. Uh, listen, Mom,
it's good to be home.
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I-I do have something to...
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'Sup, Wade?
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- 'Sup, Wanda?
- I gotta tell you.
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If you're back here because
you lost your squad car again,
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you wanna borrow Mom's Volvo,
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mm, don't bother.
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Volvo is too much car
for you anyways.
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- Wanda...
- Maybe you should just stick
to embarrassing yourself
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on the little baby scooter
you've been taking
on duty instead.
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- Wanda!
- Know what's embarrassing?
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- What?
- You wearing
a windbreaker inside.
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- Oh, Wade.
- There's no wind in here.
That's insane!
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I bet my whole life is insane
to a local cop like you
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'cause I'm out there
breaking cases, dude.
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I'm going undercover.
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I'm working for
the FBI...!
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What is that?
Why do you say it like that?
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That's how everybody
in the FBI says it.
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Then they should
reprint the jackets.
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That would be so dumb,
Wade.
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Why are you here?
Why is she here?
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Yo! I'm here protecting
the SODOTOTUS.
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Okay...
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That's the Secretary of
the Department of Transportation
for the United States.
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He's rolling in,
and I'm working his 'cade.
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That means motorcade.
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That's what we call it in
the FBI because it saves
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valuable seconds
so we can save more lives.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Are we done?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Mom, I need
to tell you something.
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- I, uh, brought someone here.
- Oh.
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- Oh! A friend?
- Yes... Oh, well--
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- A girlfriend?
- Mm...
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- Is she Jewish?
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Great Matriarch of
the Whipple clan.
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I bow my head to you
in respect,
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and I thank you for
giving us safe harbor
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in our time of need.
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- Oh...
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Probably shoulda opened with
your introduction in retrospect.
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- It's okay. I'm good. I'm fine.
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So... he's from space.
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Allegedly.
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Yes.
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I do apologize for fainting.
It was very rude of me.
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You're my guest.
Welcome to our home.
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- We will not be here long.
- Yeah, maybe just the night,
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and then we'll be
outta your hair.
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Yo, I don't care
who this guy is,
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I'm still gonna have to
check him for weapons.
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- You dare draw a weapon on me?
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What is this sorcery?
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Wade... Wade!
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- You have
a metal detector on you
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- even when you're not on duty?
- I'm never not on duty, bro.
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- Damn, that's a good line.
- Wanda, he's a guest.
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- Yes, Mom.
- So...
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- Knuchles--
- Knuckles.
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Knuckles.
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- Knuchles! That's what I said.
- Knuckles.
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- Knuchles. Wade...
- You're not saying that. You're
making, like, a "c-h" sound.
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- You're saying "ch."
- Yeah, it's weird.
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- It's like--
It's not like a dessert.
- Knuchles!
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Enough.
I would so love it
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if you would
join us for dinner.
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A ceremonial meal?
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With the Chief
of the Whipple clan?
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It would be my great honor.
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I'll just put out
two extra places.
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- Wait a minute.
It's not... Is it?
- Please.
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Join us for Shabbat dinner.
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- No! No!
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- Let me go!
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- Wade, what is happening?
- We gotta
get outta here.
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For the last few decades,
every single Whipple family
Shabbat dinner
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has been nothing but deceit,
betrayal, and violence.
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- So, is he Jewish?
- Uh, y-yeah,
on his, uh...
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- Half, I think.
- Uh, mother's side?
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- I was about to say,
I think so.
- Oh good, oh good.
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I don't know why it's important
that it's the mom's side,
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but just say that it is.
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I don't ask you about
the millions of grapes you eat.
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You leave my grapes
out of this.
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- Mom! You made
all of my favorite foods,
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even the ones from the most
obscure Jewish holidays!
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Everything looks so...
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- brown.
- What a feast!
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I am famished,
but where are the grapes?
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They're in the wine, buddy.
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Ah!
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Welcome, everyone. Mm.
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Family members and guests.
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Now... Knuchles.
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- I'm not sure
how much you know...
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- ...about the traditions
of the Jewish people.
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I know very little,
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but I admire your tiny hats.
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- Ha.
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And I assume
with a feast like this,
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the epics must tell
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of your great victories
on the battlefield.
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At first glance, I thought you
to be a malnourished weakling.
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- Oh.
- But when you were
cutting that meat,
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I noticed your arms
are quite muscular.
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- Oh.
- Like a warrior!
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Oh! Well.
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Thank you, Knuchles.
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I do Pilates
three times a week.
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- Wade, I like your friend.
- Okay. Weird.
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Shabbat is the day of rest.
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It's about home.
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Every Friday,
for three hours,
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the Whipple family,
whoever's here,
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sits and eats together
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until the Shabbat
candles burn out.
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And traditionally,
the women of the home...
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The women of the home
light the candles. Wanda?
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- Meh.
- Wanda, if you could help me.
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No way, Mom!
I'm on a work call.
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SODOTOTUS might go
to Macaroni Grill.
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- Wanda.
- What?
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- No phones at the table.
- It's work, Mom!
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- Alright. I'll do it myself.
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Baruch atah Adonai,
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Eloheinu melech ha'olam,
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- asher kidshanu b'mitzvotav...
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- That's my spoon.
- Mm-mmm.
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That's my spoon.
It's not your spoon.
Your spoon's over there.
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- No, that's Knuckles' spoon.
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- That spoon in your hand
is my spoon.
- Oh.
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- Oh, you know what?
Sorry. That is your spoon.
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Where'd it go?
Hey, Nolan Ryan,
where'd you throw it?
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- It went under the little table.
- Hahaha! So fun!
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- It is. It's awesome.
- So funny!
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- Ugh. It's gross.
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- Alright. Everyone, dig in.
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- So, Knuchles...
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...tell me about your family.
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My people were killed
by a race of giant owls.
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- Owls?
- I am now the last of my tribe.
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Oh.
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Our tribe has been through
some tough times, too.
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Minus the giant owls.
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- He's basically Jewish.
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- How's the food?
- Mm!
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Delectable! This soup!
- Aw.
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- I've never seen balls so plump
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and swollen with flavor.
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Yo, your friend is wild.
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And you say this is fish,
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yet it has the consistency
of a wet sponge.
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I cannot stop eating it.
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Gefilte fish.
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One of our planet's
greatest mysteries.
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Oh, let me get you
some more, sweetie.
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- Now,
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tell me about these owls.
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Hey. How'd you get involved
with this weird alien?
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Look, it's not a big deal,
but I've been working
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with a secret global law
enforcement agency called GUN.
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Actually, you know what?
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- It's a huge friggin' deal.
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There's no government agency
called GUN.
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- That's the fakest name
I've ever heard, Wade.
- Hm.
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Plus, if they were
lookin' for people,
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why would they recruit
a small-time cop like you?
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Look, I can't really
talk about it,
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but I happen to know a guy
who knows a guy
who knows a guy.
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And I'm doing
all this work pro bono,
which means for free.
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- I know.
- It's mostly
international stuff,
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but it does tend to point
sometimes intergalactic.
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Way above
the FBI pay grade,
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so you probably
wouldn't understand.
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No, I knew what it is.
I've heard of GUN.
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I know what it is,
and I actually...
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I actually know
a guy there, too.
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You know someone from GUN?
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Yeah, I do.
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Mm-hmm. What guy
do you know at GUN.
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Jim...
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Jim Gunagent.
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The GUN agent you know
is named Jim Gunagent?
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Yeah. That's right.
Who do you know there?
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Who's your guy?
Oh, who's your guy at GUN?
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- The guy I know is actually...
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also named Jim, uh, Gunagent,
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so I guess we probably
know the same guy.
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Oh. Cool, cool, cool.
So, I guess we both know Jim.
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I guess we both know Jim.
Cool, cool, cool.
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Wade! Did you know
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that Knuchles almost destroyed
the entire planet,
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and then ended up
helping save it?
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- Yeah, Mom, I was there.
- Oh.
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And I'd gladly do it again,
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should I need to protect
the Master Emerald.
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Oh!
And Wade also contributed.
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Thank you.
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- That's my son.
- Ooh!
Sounds so important.
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I'm just wondering, like,
what'd you do?
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Like, were you
picking up coffees,
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or were you dropping off
their dry cleaning?
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If you must know what I did,
right at the time
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that the head bad guy
was gonna attack, I said "Hey,"
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and distracted him
for a split second.
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- And then, Sonic really
took care of it.
- Sounds highly unlikely!
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Wanda, back off.
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Mom! I'm just asking what
he did on that day, okay?
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And he's saying
crazy things!
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I don't know why you always
have to side with him!
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Oh, Wade. No, you, too.
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I didn't even say anything!
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Doesn't matter.
I saw it on your face.
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The two of you.
Ugh. I mean, I swear.
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If I could just have
a moment of peace.
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- Ow!
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- You suck. Sor--
- Wade!
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- Language!
- I'm sorry, Mom,
but she sucks so bad.
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- You suck.
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- Ow!
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Mom! You wanna fight?
Let's do this.
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- Okay, let's go.
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So help me God,
do not make me use
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Krav Maga
in my own home!
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- She's right.
- What is this Krav Maga?
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She used to be an instructor.
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Krav Maga,
Israeli self-defense.
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Pretty hardcore stuff.
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I see.
You train warriors as well.
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You know what?
Wh-Whatever, Mother.
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Okay, you can't threaten us
with your Jewish karate chops
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because I am a federal agent!
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- Okay? I refuse to be
spoken to like this
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from a local police officer!
243
00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:38,932
Federal agent this,
federal agent that.
244
00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:40,324
You know what,
sounds like to me
245
00:12:40,455 --> 00:12:42,326
someone doesn't
really know Jim Gunagent.
246
00:12:42,457 --> 00:12:44,938
- Uh, do you?
- Uh, no because
he doesn't exist!
247
00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:46,766
I knew it! You liar!
248
00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:49,551
Yeah, you knew it so much,
you walked right into it.
249
00:12:49,681 --> 00:12:52,728
What did I do
to deserve this?
250
00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:54,861
How many years of Shabbat
spent alone?
251
00:12:54,991 --> 00:12:56,123
Now, both my children
are finally home,
252
00:12:56,253 --> 00:12:57,385
and this is what I get?
253
00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:01,258
- I'm sorry, Mom. It's--
254
00:13:01,389 --> 00:13:03,260
- Oh!
255
00:13:03,391 --> 00:13:05,785
Oh! Ow!
256
00:13:10,311 --> 00:13:13,836
Oh, God! Oh!
257
00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:15,577
Oh, I would punch you
in the face right now
258
00:13:15,707 --> 00:13:17,579
if you weren't an adult woman
and I wasn't an adult man
259
00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:20,234
and that is just not accepted.
Oh, I hate you!
260
00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:23,237
I'm going to my room!
261
00:13:25,369 --> 00:13:28,503
Of course! Just go.
Leave me here. Alone.
262
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,462
Just like everyone.
Just like that...
263
00:13:31,593 --> 00:13:32,986
good-for-nothing schmuck!
264
00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:37,947
He's not a schmuck.
265
00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:41,168
He's my dad.
266
00:13:50,481 --> 00:13:52,919
- Well, I'm glad I came.
267
00:13:53,049 --> 00:13:55,486
Another classic
Whipple family Shabbat.
268
00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:04,931
At least I'm not
all alone this time.
269
00:14:38,703 --> 00:14:39,922
Hey. It's me.
270
00:14:40,618 --> 00:14:44,274
Round up the guys.
Got us an easy catch.
271
00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:46,494
- Mm-hmm.
272
00:14:46,624 --> 00:14:48,670
This one's definitely
gonna run home to mama.
273
00:14:54,676 --> 00:14:56,852
- Um, don't come in here!
274
00:14:58,201 --> 00:15:00,725
Wade? Are you injured?
275
00:15:00,856 --> 00:15:02,814
I thought I heard
the quiet sobs of a child.
276
00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:05,382
I know. I don't know
what you heard because
everything in here is fine.
277
00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:08,777
I'm just, uh, curled up
in the fetal posish, you know?
278
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:12,085
My mental health
has never been better.
279
00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:14,957
- Your quarters
are fascinating.
280
00:15:15,871 --> 00:15:16,828
Yeah?
281
00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:19,788
Oh, yeah.
282
00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:22,965
My old room.
283
00:15:24,314 --> 00:15:26,099
- What are these?
- My posters?
284
00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:28,362
I got all the greats
up there.
285
00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:30,799
Stallone, Keanu,
286
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,105
Bryan Adams.
287
00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:33,584
Gods.
288
00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:35,151
Ah, yes. I see.
289
00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:37,937
This is your
pantheon of heroes!
290
00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:40,548
Yeah. Spent a lot of time
in here alone.
291
00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:44,508
Mostly dealing with
my childhood abandonment
issues, but...
292
00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:48,338
And who is this magnificent
and powerful man?
293
00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:49,426
Oh, that guy?
294
00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:53,300
"'Pistol' Pete Whipple." Wait.
295
00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:57,391
This great bowling warrior
shares your family name!
296
00:15:57,521 --> 00:15:58,958
Yeah.
297
00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:01,743
That's 'cause he's my dad.
298
00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:04,572
Your father is the champion?
299
00:16:05,442 --> 00:16:07,314
He will be
at the tournament?
300
00:16:07,444 --> 00:16:10,491
Wade Whipple, is this why
we are going to Reno?
301
00:16:10,621 --> 00:16:13,146
To confront
and dethrone your father?!
302
00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:16,323
This quest only grows
more glorious!
303
00:16:16,453 --> 00:16:18,368
What? No--
304
00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:20,718
I didn't know that--
Are you telling--
305
00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:23,330
Start from the beginning
'Cause wait a minute.
306
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:27,073
My estranged father
is also gonna be at
the bowling tournament?
307
00:16:27,203 --> 00:16:30,076
- That is news to me.
308
00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:31,903
Uh, definitely didn't
have anything to do
309
00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:33,905
with my decision-making
process in the matter.
310
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:35,081
I see.
311
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:36,952
What is this?
312
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:39,389
- That?
313
00:16:40,173 --> 00:16:42,784
- You wanna know what this is?
314
00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:46,527
This is my old Discman.
315
00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:49,530
- Plays music.
You wanna see something cool?
- Mm-hmm.
316
00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:52,272
"Wadejammerz '99."
317
00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:55,492
The single best CD
ever to be burned.
318
00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:58,713
This mix is front-to-back
bangers.
319
00:16:59,888 --> 00:17:01,498
I wonder if she still works.
320
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,981
And...
321
00:17:08,984 --> 00:17:09,941
Oh, yeah.
322
00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:13,467
Yeah, you don't get quality
like this from the streamers.
323
00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:17,210
Yeah, this is my jam.
You got to hear this.
324
00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:18,515
- Hm.
325
00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:21,301
Ah. What does
that mean exactly?
326
00:17:21,431 --> 00:17:23,216
To have a jam?
327
00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:25,566
It's like, um,
your favorite song.
328
00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:28,786
- I don't understand.
329
00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:31,311
Like... You don't have
a favorite song?
330
00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:33,008
No.
331
00:17:34,314 --> 00:17:36,490
A jam is like something
that pumps you up.
332
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:37,926
You know, gets you jacked.
333
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,755
It gives you the courage
and bravery to do things
334
00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:42,800
that are
out of the ordinary.
335
00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:44,715
Is it a form of magic?
336
00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:47,544
It is a bit like magic.
You know,
337
00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:49,851
I had a friend who, when he
listened to Alien Ant Farm,
338
00:17:49,981 --> 00:17:52,462
could lift a Toyota Corolla
over his head.
339
00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:55,726
- Swear to God,
on my mom's life.
- Hm...
340
00:17:55,857 --> 00:17:58,251
And this mix you made,
it has jams?
341
00:17:58,381 --> 00:18:01,906
Oh, yeah. "Wadejammerz '99"?
Chock full of 'em.
342
00:18:02,037 --> 00:18:04,300
You listen to this mix,
343
00:18:04,431 --> 00:18:06,520
I guarantee you will
be uttering the phrase,
"That's my jam."
344
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,045
My dad used to say
that all the time.
345
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:14,702
Your father. Is he...
346
00:18:14,832 --> 00:18:17,922
- the "schmuck"
of whom your mother spoke?
- That's the guy.
347
00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:20,229
And he abandoned you?
348
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:24,015
Giving not a second thought
to his own flesh and blood?
349
00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:27,497
Discarding his only son
like a piece of worthless junk!
350
00:18:27,628 --> 00:18:31,588
Mm, your phrasing
is rather hurtful, but yes.
351
00:18:31,719 --> 00:18:34,069
- Every Friday afternoon,
my dad and I
352
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,071
would drive to
the bowling alley,
353
00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:39,509
and we'd listen to this mix...
354
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:42,947
You know, it was our thing,
until it wasn't, but.
355
00:18:45,385 --> 00:18:46,603
Hm...
356
00:18:47,561 --> 00:18:48,779
And who is this?
357
00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:52,131
Oh. That is... nothing.
358
00:18:52,261 --> 00:18:53,741
Please don't look at that.
Please don't investigate.
359
00:18:53,871 --> 00:18:56,657
Now, this is a warrior.
360
00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:58,789
- Who is this?
- Uh, this is actually, um,
361
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:00,878
just a cardboard cutout of, uh,
362
00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:03,490
Zap from the hit morning show
American Gladiators.
363
00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:04,969
Ah, yes.
364
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:08,103
She definitely belongs
in your pantheon of heroes.
365
00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:10,323
Yeah, yeah, she was a beast.
I've had her since I was a kid.
366
00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:12,107
I actually didn't even know
I still owned it though.
367
00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:14,588
But, what are these little
indentations on her shoulders?
368
00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:16,807
Uh, nothing! Definitely not
where I hugged her too hard.
369
00:19:16,938 --> 00:19:18,679
- Dessert!
370
00:19:18,809 --> 00:19:22,161
- Dessert, everyone!
- Uh, y-you know, y-y-you
should go for dessert.
371
00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:24,206
I-I'm not really feeling
like it tonight.
372
00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:25,903
Wade! These marks.
373
00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:27,427
They seem to be everywhere.
374
00:19:27,557 --> 00:19:29,472
Okay! Enough time with Zap.
Thank you.
375
00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:31,692
- Okay.
376
00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:35,739
I'm sorry you had to hear that.
377
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,700
- So, I spent the next 14 days
378
00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:42,268
wandering through
an alien desert.
379
00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:45,140
My enemies had ambushed me
and left me for dead.
380
00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:47,577
Oh, God! Well, listen.
381
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:49,666
Joshua wandered
for 40 years,
382
00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:52,147
lost in the desert,
looking for the Promised Land,
383
00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:54,584
so big whoop about
your 14 days.
384
00:19:54,715 --> 00:19:56,064
No offense.
385
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,022
Is this part of
the Jewish tradition?
386
00:19:58,153 --> 00:20:01,287
To eat pies of limes
that are key
387
00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:04,246
- and watch old movies?
- No, no Jewish. No, no.
388
00:20:04,377 --> 00:20:05,943
- God no.
- Look, I got money to spend...
389
00:20:06,074 --> 00:20:08,119
But we do like a good flick.
390
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:11,035
This is a Whipple
family tradition.
391
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:14,169
Every Shabbat, after dinner,
we'd eat dessert
392
00:20:15,039 --> 00:20:17,390
and then watch a movie
till the candles burned out.
393
00:20:19,609 --> 00:20:20,828
It was nice.
394
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:25,572
Why has this tradition
been broken?
395
00:20:25,702 --> 00:20:27,138
Who knows?
396
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:30,403
Families, they drift apart.
397
00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:32,970
Time. Yeah, well,
398
00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:35,712
I guess this is
what my life is now.
399
00:20:35,843 --> 00:20:38,149
Empty nester.
It's pitiful.
400
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:41,109
You know, every Shabbat,
I light the candles myself.
401
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,633
I make the dinner,
the whole schmear.
402
00:20:43,764 --> 00:20:46,636
I even make dessert!
403
00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:49,378
And then, I sit back
and watch one of my old movies.
404
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:53,295
You know, even when
the kids are home,
they can't be bothered.
405
00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:56,167
Hm...
406
00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:57,647
I don't understand.
407
00:20:57,778 --> 00:21:00,737
This young streetwalker
with a heart made of gold.
408
00:21:00,868 --> 00:21:03,827
Why do the others treat her
with such disdain?
409
00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:05,699
Is it so wrong
to walk the streets?
410
00:21:05,829 --> 00:21:09,659
Because they are ignorant
and judgmental, Knuchles.
411
00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:11,879
But, you wait.
412
00:21:12,009 --> 00:21:13,620
She'll get the last laugh.
413
00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:17,058
- I was in here yesterday.
You wouldn't wait on me.
- Oh...
414
00:21:17,188 --> 00:21:20,583
- You work on commission, right?
- Uh, yes.
415
00:21:20,714 --> 00:21:23,369
Big mistake. Big. Huge.
416
00:21:23,499 --> 00:21:25,806
I have to go shopping now.
417
00:21:25,936 --> 00:21:27,416
I love her.
418
00:22:12,853 --> 00:22:14,333
Miss you, Dad.
419
00:22:54,721 --> 00:22:56,853
- Shabbat Shalom.
420
00:22:59,769 --> 00:23:01,075
Well, that was a bad idea.
421
00:23:01,205 --> 00:23:03,947
- Ow! Why?!
422
00:23:04,078 --> 00:23:05,688
You got a price
on your head, Whipple.
423
00:23:07,429 --> 00:23:08,952
And I'm here to collect.
424
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:20,224
- What's so funny?
- Oh, nothing.
425
00:23:20,355 --> 00:23:23,793
You just picked a fight
with the most dangerous
warrior in the galaxy.
426
00:23:24,620 --> 00:23:25,795
And I'm
his favorite student.
427
00:23:44,597 --> 00:23:47,469
That's gonna affect resale.
428
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:49,863
- We've got company.
429
00:24:04,138 --> 00:24:05,618
What the heck are you
supposed to be?
430
00:24:05,748 --> 00:24:08,534
- Your worst nightmare.
- Nice chains, bro.
431
00:24:08,664 --> 00:24:11,493
You look like you popped
out of a '90s video game.
432
00:24:11,624 --> 00:24:13,930
- Where do I put the quarter?
433
00:24:14,061 --> 00:24:16,019
- Smart move, genius!
434
00:24:16,150 --> 00:24:18,544
You just broke
into a house full of cops.
435
00:24:19,762 --> 00:24:22,896
You wanna give up now,
or you want me to give you
about 14 seconds?
436
00:24:23,026 --> 00:24:24,941
- Enough!
- Ah, crap.
437
00:24:33,646 --> 00:24:35,343
FBI! Oh!
438
00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:57,321
- Aah!
439
00:25:01,282 --> 00:25:03,632
Told you, loser.
440
00:25:09,159 --> 00:25:11,510
- Your move, creeps.
441
00:25:14,991 --> 00:25:16,863
- Mother Whipple!
- Knuchles.
442
00:25:16,993 --> 00:25:18,995
Protect the candles
at all costs.
443
00:25:19,126 --> 00:25:20,693
- Mm.
444
00:26:08,262 --> 00:26:10,743
- Sorry about the, uh, house.
- Mm.
445
00:26:13,659 --> 00:26:15,748
- You okay?
446
00:26:15,878 --> 00:26:18,533
- Hm.
- Are you happy?
Did I miss something?
447
00:26:22,450 --> 00:26:25,105
- My kids finally
came home for Shabbat.
448
00:26:25,235 --> 00:26:27,498
- The whole family
came together.
449
00:26:27,629 --> 00:26:30,110
To protect one another,
to care for one another.
450
00:26:30,980 --> 00:26:32,591
What more
could a mother want?
451
00:26:34,723 --> 00:26:37,987
Thank you, Knuchles.
452
00:26:38,118 --> 00:26:42,383
This... is the best damn
Shabbat dinner we ever had.
453
00:26:43,906 --> 00:26:46,779
Good Shabbos, sweetie.
You, too, darling.
454
00:26:46,909 --> 00:26:49,259
- Thanks, Mom.
- Good Shabbos, Mom.
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