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- I know
what you're thinking.
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What type of maniac wakes up
at dawn to punch boulders?
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- I'll tell you who.
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My good pal,
Knuckles the echidna.
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It all began on
the Mushroom Planet,
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where old Knucks got
tricked into helping
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the very evil
and very filthy
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Doctor Mustache escape.
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He came to Earth in
search of a magic emerald
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and picked a fight with moi,
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which went very badly
for him, by the way.
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Hey, wait a minute!
This is the wrong footage!
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Why are we showing this?
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and teamed up to defeat
Robotnik's giant robot
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and recovered
the Master Emerald,
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hence saving the universe.
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Hooray!
And you're welcome.
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And then, Knuckles, Tails,
and I became friends
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and roommates!
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Now, with all the hero stuff
out of the way,
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Knuckles' only mission
is to relax and enjoy Earth,
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which might be harder
than it sounds.
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- Ha! A new record!
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House Wachowski
is under attack.
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- Huh?
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- Pitiful.
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Huh?
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Ha!
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- Ah!
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- Whoa! What's going on?
- What kinda job is this,
Mrs. Wachowski?
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- Get it off me!
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Did you call us up
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to fix your house
so you could hunt us for sport?
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No, no, no, no, no!
I could see why it
might look like that,
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but one of our kids
gets a little...
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Your kid did this?
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He's a... really big kid.
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With a huge imagination!
Thinks he's a warrior.
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Always training, questing.
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As well as stalking,
hunting,
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and occasionally terrorizing.
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You know how kids
are at that age.
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You'll be hearing
from our lawyers.
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I am so sorry.
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- Let's pack up.
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What?
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Victory is mine!
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And never has
it tasted so sweet.
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Mm! One day, I hope to visit
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this Cool Ranch of Doritos
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and bask in
all of its splendor!
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- Chip?
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- I'm good.
- Hmm.
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Oh, boy. Poor guys.
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That's the fourth crew
this month.
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But, I have to say,
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Knuckles is
in incredible shape.
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Do you think he's more cardio
or weight focused?
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It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
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He looks fantastic.
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Do you think the house
is ever gonna get fixed?
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The living room is getting
pretty cold at night
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with that giant hole
in the wall.
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Boys.
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We need to talk about
our little red barbarian friend.
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I could use some backup.
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Knuckles is just having
a little trouble
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adjusting to his new home.
It wasn't easy for me
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to understand this planet
at first, either.
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When did you start
getting so wise?
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I read a lot
of cereal boxes.
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Also, I had a family
that was patient enough
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to let me figure things out,
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so we have to do
the same with Knuckles.
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Let me talk to him
when the time is right.
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Alright, Sonic.
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But, in the meantime,
do you mind asking him
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- to get our dog off the roof?
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Concentrate, Wolf.
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An attack can come from
anywhere at any time.
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- You must have steely focus.
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- Steelier.
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Steelier... Steelier...
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- Steelier!
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You know what?
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I think now is a good time
for that talk.
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Yeah, I think so, too.
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Come on, Ozzy!
Yeah.
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- Good boy!
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Hey, big guy.
Mind if I join ya?
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Man, this place
is beautiful, huh?
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- No.
- What? Really?
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You don't think Green Hills
is a beautiful place to live?
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- No.
- Not even a little?
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- No.
- Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
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Really look around
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and tell me you don't
think this is--
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- No.
- Okay, fine!
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We'll circle back
to this later.
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It's time we had a talk.
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You know,
hedgehog to echidna.
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Listen, moving to a new world
was tough for me at first, too.
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But trust me.
This planet is special.
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It's your home now.
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An Echidna warrior
has no home.
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I only remain on Earth
because I made a vow to you
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and the fox.
One I intend to keep.
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Hey, I respect that.
But we won.
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Robotnik's gone, and there's
no new battle to fight.
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No new quests
to embark on.
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Which means,
for the first time,
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you can take a break
from being a warrior.
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And Earth is the perfect place
to do that.
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So, relax.
Get comfortable.
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- Make yourself at home here.
- Hm...
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Perhaps you are right, hedgehog.
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Allow me to meditate
on your words of wisdom.
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Perfect.
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My work here is done.
I'm gonna do...
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fun things.
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Hm...
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Yes.
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I shall make myself at home.
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Right.
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Boys! Breakfast is ready!
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Good morning,
Pretzel Woman.
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Morning, Knuckles.
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Is that an Iron Throne
at our breakfast table?
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Good morning!
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- What is that?
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It is merely the seat
that designates my role
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as family champion.
If you wish to claim it,
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you must simply defeat me
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in a ritual battle
of trial by combat.
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What do you mean,
"trial by combat"?
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Come, fox.
I will show you.
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I heeded the hedgehog's advice
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- and made myself at home!
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Wow! Love what you've done
with the place, Knucks.
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It's very, um, Conan chic.
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Nope!
This is not happening.
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We are not turning
our living room
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into some kind of
gladiator fighting pit.
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Warrior fighting pit.
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- Whatever! And wh-what
is Ozzy doing here?
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Ozzy has bravely volunteered
for the first match
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by challenging
his greatest enemy.
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Enemy? What enemy?
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Is that our mailman?!
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Please!
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I just wanna go home.
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I am so sorry.
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That's it!
Get down right now.
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You are grounded!
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I have no idea
what that means.
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Well, I definitely do.
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It means
no battling enemies.
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No leaving
your room on quests.
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And most of all,
no warrior-ing.
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How dare you.
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In the name of
Great Chief Pachacamac,
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- I swear you will
regret the day you--
- Excuse me?!
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- You will regret...
- Uh!
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- the day you...
- Uh!
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Knuckles, word of advice.
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Do not mess with Maddie
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when she's this mad.
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Very well, Pretzel Woman.
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I will accept my grounding...
with honor.
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Great. I'm gonna
be late for work.
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Uh, Maddie?
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We may have another issue.
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It looks like Knuckles built
part of his throne out of...
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our car.
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Our car...
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Oh, gosh. Okay, um,
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Tom is out of town...
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- Maybe Wade will pick me up.
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Okay.
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Hey, this is Wade!
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I can't answer
the phone right now.
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I'm training for
the biggest tournament
of my adult life.
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Wish me luck!
After the beep. Beep!
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Alright, Wade.
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You got this.
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You will bowl a strike
right now
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because you are
an excellent bowler.
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But, more importantly,
you are a good person.
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You help old ladies
cross the street.
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You leave positive reviews
at restaurants,
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even when the service
is just meh.
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You are pretty,
yet you are approachable.
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But, most of all,
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you are an excellent...
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- You're gonna choke, loser!
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Susie, I have begged you
a thousand times,
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please do not insult me
in the middle of my backswing.
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Maybe I wouldn't insult you
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if you weren't such
a freaking loser!
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Well, maybe I wouldn't be
such a freaking loser
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if you weren't insulting me!
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Wade, get it together.
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The Renegades need you.
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Roll one strike, and we win.
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But don't do it for me.
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- Do it for you.
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Wade, this is what
the Swahili tribesmen call
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-"kufafanua wakati."
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"The defining moment."
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The moment when you rise up
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like the flaming phoenix
and scream,
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"I am Wade Whipple, and I am
an unstoppable warrior."
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I am Wade Whipple and
I am an unstoppable warrior.
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Annihilate this little girl,
Wade.
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Crush her spirit.
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Humiliate her so badly,
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her parents won't even
look at her again.
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Doesn't this seem like
we're going a bit far?
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Not far enough.
You can do this, Wade.
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And by do this, I mean
crush that tiny girl's skull.
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00:11:11,061 --> 00:11:12,976
Hey, you can't talk
to her like that.
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00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:14,282
Just who do
you think you are?
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Oh, I'm so happy you asked.
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I'm an acclaimed writer
of historical fiction.
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- I'm a man who knows his way
around a vegetable garden.
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But at my core, I'm someone
who uses his keen instincts
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to hunt the world's
most dangerous animal.
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Man.
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Jack Sinclair, bounty hunter.
At your service.
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I'm sorry about my friend.
H-He's like that with everybody.
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Are we gonna bowl or what?
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Squash her like a bug.
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Okay, Wade...
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- We won!
- We won!
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No...
Wait, wait. Let's wait.
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Let's wait
before we celebrate.
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We don't know
if the pin's gonna drop yet!
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Go down!
It can still go down!
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- Come on! Come on!
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No!
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I'm sorry, Jack.
I failed you.
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- No.
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You didn't fail me, Wade.
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You failed the Renegades.
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I know, and I will up my game
by the Tournament of Champions.
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- When we get to Reno,
I will be a--
- A warrior?
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Yeah, a warrior.
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I don't think so, Wade.
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Warriors don't get mentally
and emotionally decimated
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- by young children.
- To be fair,
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she has the soul of a very
old... witch of some kind.
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To win in Reno, my team needs
the strongest of warriors,
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and you, Wade Whipple,
are not a warrior.
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- You're off the team.
- Oh, no, no. Come on, Jack.
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00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:02,216
Please, I will work harder!
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00:13:02,346 --> 00:13:04,740
Besides, who are you gonna
replace me with in time
for the tournament?
257
00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:06,742
Little Susie.
258
00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:08,613
- What?!
- She's a fearless,
259
00:13:08,744 --> 00:13:10,354
stone-cold killer
on the lanes.
260
00:13:10,485 --> 00:13:12,313
She's 5 years old!
261
00:13:12,443 --> 00:13:13,444
Her hands aren't
even big enough!
262
00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:15,185
She puts one hand in
one hole!
263
00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:17,666
Plus, her parents are loaded and
they're renting a stretch Hummer
264
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,363
- so we can ride
to the tourney in style.
- Hi.
265
00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:20,756
That sounds
very fun and cool.
266
00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:22,671
Yeah. It will be.
267
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,368
Maybe I could go
as an alternate.
268
00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:26,109
I'm afraid there's no room
in the car for you, pal.
269
00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:28,416
- No room in a stretch Hummer?
- That's right.
270
00:13:28,546 --> 00:13:30,592
Now, if you don't mind,
271
00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:32,159
I'm gonna need to collect
your bowling shirt.
272
00:13:35,553 --> 00:13:38,469
My job is to make sure things
like this don't happen actually
273
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:39,731
'cause that is theft,
technically,
274
00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:41,603
but you can have it back.
I'll give it to you.
275
00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:44,911
Hm, she wears it well.
Fits her like a glove.
276
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:47,000
You take care now, Wade.
277
00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:48,915
And if you ever need
a bounty hunting,
278
00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:50,699
- call me.
279
00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:55,791
Such a cool jacket.
280
00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:57,488
I lied to you about
the stretch hummer.
281
00:13:57,619 --> 00:14:00,230
We just don't want you there.
282
00:14:01,579 --> 00:14:06,149
You're the worst friend ever,
Jack Sinclair!
283
00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:17,726
- Hey, buddy. How's it goin'?
284
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,772
Leave me be, hedgehog.
I took your advice.
285
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:23,601
And now, I lay banished
on the floor of shame,
286
00:14:23,732 --> 00:14:26,082
with nothing to do
but plot my revenge.
287
00:14:26,213 --> 00:14:29,172
- Against you.
- Whoa-ho-ho-ho!
288
00:14:29,303 --> 00:14:32,610
Lighten up, big guy.
Being grounded isn't that bad.
289
00:14:32,741 --> 00:14:34,961
I lived in a cave
for seven years.
290
00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:37,050
You can survive
a few days in an attic.
291
00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:39,574
Look at all these great
options you have. Like...
292
00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:41,228
- comic books!
293
00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:43,621
- Music!
294
00:14:43,752 --> 00:14:46,842
Video games!
They have come a long way
since the '90s.
295
00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:48,975
- Ah! Where have you sent me?!
296
00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:50,933
And viral dance videos!
297
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,068
- See what I mean?
298
00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:57,374
Use this time to relax.
299
00:14:57,505 --> 00:15:00,029
You'll be out there warrior-ing
before you know it.
300
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,552
Okay, good talk.
301
00:15:02,727 --> 00:15:06,253
The hedgehog
could not possibly understand.
302
00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:10,257
- O wise Echidna Elders.
303
00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:13,347
I seek your guidance
in my hour of need.
304
00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:15,566
Please, send me a sign.
305
00:15:23,226 --> 00:15:25,446
Are you kidding me?
306
00:15:25,576 --> 00:15:27,622
The Mets lost again?
307
00:15:27,752 --> 00:15:29,363
- Ah! Assassin!
308
00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:35,108
Relax, Knuckles.
It's me.
309
00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:37,893
- Chief Pachacamac?
310
00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:40,809
It's good to see you,
my boy.
311
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,899
Now, put down
the rubber chicken
312
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:45,466
and give your old chief a--
313
00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:53,865
Oh, right.
314
00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:55,867
I'm a ghost...
315
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:58,174
Thank goodness you're here.
316
00:15:58,305 --> 00:16:01,438
I have completed my quest
and found the Master Emerald.
317
00:16:01,569 --> 00:16:04,702
But with my work complete,
what becomes of me?
318
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:08,663
Knuckles!
Your quest is not complete.
319
00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:10,360
It's only begun!
320
00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:14,277
You are the last
of the Echidnas!
321
00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:17,019
And so,
the legacy of our people
322
00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:18,934
is in your hands.
323
00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:21,458
Guide me, O Great Chief.
324
00:16:21,589 --> 00:16:24,809
I want you to train
an apprentice
325
00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:27,073
in the ways of the Echidna!
326
00:16:27,203 --> 00:16:29,597
Teach him our customs.
327
00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:32,382
Show him our traditions.
328
00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:37,039
And soon, our tribe
will grow once again.
329
00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:39,737
But where will I find
such a student?
330
00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:41,000
Right here.
331
00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:43,393
Wade Whipple?
332
00:16:44,177 --> 00:16:47,397
I know this man.
He's no great warrior.
333
00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:50,661
Neither were you
when we first met.
334
00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:54,404
He may not look like much,
but he's special.
335
00:16:54,535 --> 00:16:56,363
- In here.
336
00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:59,975
He seeks to compete in
a Tournament of Champions
337
00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:03,326
in a mystical place called...
338
00:17:03,457 --> 00:17:07,287
Reno, Nevada.
339
00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:09,289
Tournament of Champions.
340
00:17:09,419 --> 00:17:12,466
There is much glory
to be found in such a contest!
341
00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:16,513
Train him as a warrior!
342
00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:19,821
The fate of the Echidna
343
00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:21,736
is in your--
344
00:17:21,866 --> 00:17:22,998
- Oh!
345
00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:24,695
Stupid widow.
346
00:17:24,826 --> 00:17:28,351
- How does this ghost stuff
even work?
347
00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:30,962
- Ah! There we go.
348
00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:34,662
Our fate is in your hands!
349
00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:37,360
I won't let you down.
350
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:42,496
Alright, you baby-man.
351
00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:45,586
- It's time to get ripped!
352
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,686
No, I'm not! I'm weak!
353
00:17:58,816 --> 00:17:59,817
Oh, I'm gonna die today.
354
00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:02,820
Oh, help me. Help! Help!
355
00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:08,130
Wade Whipple,
this is no time for lying down.
356
00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:11,873
I come to you
with an urgent need.
357
00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:13,962
How did you get in here?
358
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,486
A true warrior can
conquer any stronghold.
359
00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:19,446
Not even the strongest barrier
can contain his might.
360
00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:21,230
Came in through
the open window, huh?
361
00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:25,452
Yes. Yes, I did.
362
00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:29,543
You seek to compete
in the upcoming
Tournament of Champions
363
00:18:29,673 --> 00:18:30,848
in Reno, Nevada.
364
00:18:30,979 --> 00:18:32,676
I will take you there.
365
00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:35,723
This tournament is my destiny.
366
00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:37,812
Yeah. It was mine, too.
367
00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:40,771
Until I lost my spot
on the team.
368
00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:42,121
How?
369
00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:44,906
You were bested by a sworn enemy
in trial by combat?
370
00:18:46,081 --> 00:18:49,171
I was brutally trash-talked by
an 8-year-old girl named Susie.
371
00:18:49,302 --> 00:18:51,478
So, yes. Yeah. The same--
The same thing.
372
00:18:51,608 --> 00:18:54,176
And you do not wish
to reclaim your honor?
373
00:18:54,307 --> 00:18:57,614
No, I-I do. I wish to reclaim
my honor bad. It's just...
374
00:18:58,311 --> 00:19:00,748
Jack Sinclair was right.
I'm...
375
00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:03,664
Not strong. I'm not tough.
376
00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:05,144
I'm not a warrior.
377
00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:07,015
But I am.
378
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,887
I can train you
in ways of the Echidna.
379
00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:12,238
Teach you every form
of lethal combat.
380
00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:15,241
Show you the secrets
to all my strength.
381
00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:17,808
Then, I could use that
to challenge Susie
382
00:19:17,939 --> 00:19:19,854
in a trial by bowling combat
383
00:19:19,984 --> 00:19:21,595
and earn my spot
back on the team.
384
00:19:21,725 --> 00:19:24,989
Yes. If you take me
on this quest to Reno,
385
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:27,818
I will make you
a true warrior!
386
00:19:27,949 --> 00:19:31,866
- As the great Echidna
Chief Pachacamac did for me.
- Pachacamac.
387
00:19:31,996 --> 00:19:34,434
I think my sister went
to sleepaway camp there.
388
00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:37,263
Our destiny awaits,
Wade Whipple.
389
00:19:37,393 --> 00:19:39,308
Do we have an alliance?
390
00:19:39,439 --> 00:19:40,701
Wait a minute.
391
00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:43,443
Didn't I hear
you were grounded?
392
00:19:43,573 --> 00:19:45,532
There's no way you're allowed
to leave home, right?
393
00:19:45,662 --> 00:19:48,361
One cannot ground
an Echidna warrior...
394
00:19:49,753 --> 00:19:52,626
For an Echidna warrior
has no home.
395
00:19:52,756 --> 00:19:54,323
Alright, that checks out!
396
00:19:54,454 --> 00:19:56,891
Let's do this!
Destiny awaits!
397
00:20:00,677 --> 00:20:04,420
Let's go get 'em.
398
00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:06,466
- Alright!
399
00:20:06,596 --> 00:20:10,687
The warrior training road trip
is officially official.
400
00:20:10,818 --> 00:20:12,646
Knucks.
Can I call you Knucks?
401
00:20:12,776 --> 00:20:14,517
- No.
- How about Knucky?
402
00:20:14,648 --> 00:20:16,171
- No. No.
- Knuckington Bear?
403
00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:18,217
- Sir Knucksalot?
- No.
404
00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:20,349
Knuck, knuck.
405
00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:23,961
- Knuck, knuck.
You gotta say, "Who's there?"
- Who's there?
406
00:20:24,092 --> 00:20:27,095
Knuckolas Cage.
407
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,140
Please stop.
408
00:20:29,271 --> 00:20:31,795
So, tell me a little
about yourself.
409
00:20:31,926 --> 00:20:33,884
You know, I-I know
that you're an alien
410
00:20:34,015 --> 00:20:35,277
and that you're super powerful
411
00:20:35,408 --> 00:20:36,844
and that you've recently
saved the world,
412
00:20:36,974 --> 00:20:39,325
et cetera, et cetera.
413
00:20:39,455 --> 00:20:41,936
But let's dig a little deeper,
you know? You have any hobbies?
414
00:20:42,066 --> 00:20:43,546
Honor.
415
00:20:43,677 --> 00:20:45,809
Honor is really more of
a principle than a hobby.
416
00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:47,289
- Victory.
- Hm...
417
00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:49,073
Maybe I should
restate the question.
418
00:20:49,204 --> 00:20:51,293
What do you
like to do for fun?
419
00:20:51,424 --> 00:20:53,382
- Vengeance.
- Gettin' a little dark.
420
00:20:53,513 --> 00:20:54,905
I was thinking
more like reading
421
00:20:55,036 --> 00:20:57,778
o-or yoga o-or music.
422
00:20:57,908 --> 00:21:00,998
Yes. The hedgehog spoke
of this Earth music.
423
00:21:01,129 --> 00:21:03,174
Tell me, what is it?
424
00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:06,613
Oh, I-- I can't
just tell you what it is.
425
00:21:06,743 --> 00:21:08,136
I have to... I have to--
426
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:11,226
I'll put on one of
my classic Wade mixes.
427
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,316
Everyone at the station
loves these.
428
00:21:14,447 --> 00:21:15,752
I send out a link
every Monday.
429
00:21:29,026 --> 00:21:30,898
Ha! Kicked!
430
00:21:32,073 --> 00:21:33,857
Not a music guy.
Noted.
431
00:21:41,561 --> 00:21:43,867
Well, well, well.
Looks like we've got a runner.
432
00:21:46,522 --> 00:21:48,655
Agent Willoughby.
We got a problem.
433
00:21:48,785 --> 00:21:50,178
- It's a code red.
434
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,093
Knuckles has left
the Green Hills Zone.
435
00:21:52,223 --> 00:21:53,573
We have to inform
Commander Walters.
436
00:21:53,703 --> 00:21:55,357
Don't worry, Agent Fairley.
437
00:21:55,488 --> 00:21:57,403
I've been aware since
the second he left town,
438
00:21:57,533 --> 00:22:00,841
and I'm in complete control
of the situation.
439
00:22:00,971 --> 00:22:02,756
- Uh...
440
00:22:03,713 --> 00:22:06,020
Ma'am, you just took our
SAT surveillance offline.
441
00:22:06,150 --> 00:22:09,023
- There's no way anyone in HQ
can track Knuckles now e...
442
00:22:09,719 --> 00:22:10,764
except you.
443
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:13,810
With that device.
444
00:22:21,818 --> 00:22:24,299
Uh, what's going on?
445
00:22:24,430 --> 00:22:26,823
Thank you for your work,
Agent Fairley.
446
00:22:26,954 --> 00:22:28,347
You are dismissed.
447
00:22:32,481 --> 00:22:33,961
I hear the Mushroom Planet
is beautiful this time of year,
448
00:22:34,091 --> 00:22:36,703
my friend! Enjoy!
449
00:22:38,182 --> 00:22:39,619
You're pretty proud
of yourself for someone
450
00:22:39,749 --> 00:22:41,969
who just kicked an unsuspecting
man in the chest.
451
00:22:42,099 --> 00:22:43,927
- Yeah, I am.
452
00:22:44,058 --> 00:22:46,103
Right, come on.
We've got work to do.
453
00:23:00,770 --> 00:23:02,424
- What is it?
454
00:23:02,555 --> 00:23:03,947
You're disturbing my work.
455
00:23:04,078 --> 00:23:07,211
We have
a unique opportunity.
456
00:23:07,342 --> 00:23:09,388
Wanted you to be
the first to know.
457
00:23:09,518 --> 00:23:11,041
One of the aliens...
458
00:23:11,172 --> 00:23:13,043
has left Green Hills.
459
00:23:13,174 --> 00:23:14,741
He's in the wild.
460
00:23:16,046 --> 00:23:17,961
Which one?
461
00:23:18,092 --> 00:23:20,573
- Knuckles.
- Ah...
462
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,358
The muscle.
463
00:23:23,489 --> 00:23:25,882
His powers
are exceptional.
464
00:23:26,013 --> 00:23:27,928
But, without
his little friends,
465
00:23:29,495 --> 00:23:31,105
he's vulnerable.
466
00:23:33,934 --> 00:23:37,590
I've been scouring the world
for these quills.
467
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:40,157
They're the key to
everything I'm building.
468
00:23:40,288 --> 00:23:43,160
You can build an evil
petting zoo for all I care.
469
00:23:43,291 --> 00:23:45,032
As long as you
meet our price,
470
00:23:45,162 --> 00:23:48,296
we'll bring you
the echidna in 24 hours.
471
00:23:49,297 --> 00:23:51,299
Careful, Agent Willoughby.
472
00:23:52,082 --> 00:23:54,215
You'll need more
than arrogance.
473
00:23:55,390 --> 00:23:57,610
I'm sending you something
to even the odds.
474
00:23:57,740 --> 00:24:00,917
- Something very special.
475
00:24:01,048 --> 00:24:04,965
Because anyone who goes
against Knuckles...
476
00:24:05,095 --> 00:24:06,662
- ...better be ready
477
00:24:06,793 --> 00:24:10,536
for the fight
of their lives.
478
00:24:18,935 --> 00:24:22,025
Grapes was an interesting
choice for, uh,
479
00:24:22,156 --> 00:24:24,898
someone who doesn't use
their individual fingers.
480
00:24:27,161 --> 00:24:29,859
Hey, when does
the training sesh start?
481
00:24:29,990 --> 00:24:31,513
You know,
is there some kind of
482
00:24:31,644 --> 00:24:33,080
official warrior
training manual
483
00:24:33,210 --> 00:24:35,648
or a pamphlet of some kind?
484
00:24:35,778 --> 00:24:37,824
Maybe some literature
I could get a look at?
485
00:24:37,954 --> 00:24:40,217
That was the great
Pachacamac once said,
486
00:24:40,348 --> 00:24:41,523
"You cannot train for battle
487
00:24:41,654 --> 00:24:43,786
without first knowing
your battleground."
488
00:24:44,439 --> 00:24:47,224
Hm... You wanna
see my battleground.
489
00:24:48,051 --> 00:24:50,010
Get ready to have
your mind blown.
490
00:24:51,141 --> 00:24:53,709
- Knuckolas Cage.
491
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:56,843
- This is my battleground.
492
00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:00,890
This is not
a place of battle.
493
00:25:02,718 --> 00:25:04,415
It is a playground
for adult idiots.
494
00:25:04,546 --> 00:25:06,026
What's up?
495
00:25:06,156 --> 00:25:09,290
Okay, granted, the quests
you're usually on
496
00:25:09,420 --> 00:25:11,727
might be a little more...
high stakes.
497
00:25:12,423 --> 00:25:14,556
But trust me.
Many a battle
498
00:25:14,687 --> 00:25:16,384
has been won and lost
between these very lanes.
499
00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:19,909
Plus, bowling is
a beautiful game.
500
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:22,782
- Come on, I'll show you.
501
00:25:43,498 --> 00:25:45,065
- Ha!
502
00:25:45,195 --> 00:25:46,936
You smashed those pins
with no mercy.
503
00:25:47,067 --> 00:25:50,592
I'm beginning to understand
your interest in this game.
504
00:25:50,723 --> 00:25:52,289
Yeah. You know,
505
00:25:52,420 --> 00:25:54,553
there's another reason
I love bowling so much.
506
00:25:57,251 --> 00:25:58,644
It's kind of a big reason.
507
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:01,603
My dad.
508
00:26:02,735 --> 00:26:04,824
See, my dad taught me
everything I know about bowling.
509
00:26:04,954 --> 00:26:08,088
Taught me how to get
the perfect spin on my shot.
510
00:26:08,218 --> 00:26:10,394
Taught me how to nail
a 7-10 split.
511
00:26:10,525 --> 00:26:12,527
Taught me which Buffalo wings
would give me indigestion
512
00:26:12,658 --> 00:26:14,921
and fill me with regret
in the morning.
513
00:26:15,051 --> 00:26:17,010
He was the best bowler ever.
514
00:26:19,316 --> 00:26:20,753
What happened to him?
515
00:26:21,362 --> 00:26:22,755
TJ Maxx.
516
00:26:22,885 --> 00:26:25,540
Is that the warrior
who slayed him?
517
00:26:25,671 --> 00:26:27,324
A fearsome name indeed.
518
00:26:27,977 --> 00:26:29,805
It's a discount
department store.
519
00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:33,504
One moment, we were in
the men's department
520
00:26:33,635 --> 00:26:35,332
looking for warm-ups.
521
00:26:35,463 --> 00:26:37,204
Next moment,
he was gone.
522
00:26:37,987 --> 00:26:39,510
He abandoned me.
523
00:26:39,641 --> 00:26:41,251
He abandoned my family.
524
00:26:42,818 --> 00:26:45,604
But, sometimes,
525
00:26:46,953 --> 00:26:50,217
when I'm between those lanes,
it's like we're together again.
526
00:26:51,392 --> 00:26:54,525
Just playing my favorite game
with my dad.
527
00:26:54,656 --> 00:26:56,092
So bowling is the thing
528
00:26:56,223 --> 00:26:58,965
that makes you feel
at home in this world?
529
00:26:59,530 --> 00:27:02,142
Yeah. I guess it is.
530
00:27:05,145 --> 00:27:07,582
Oh, awesome!
We got here just in time!
531
00:27:10,106 --> 00:27:11,107
Come on!
532
00:27:15,459 --> 00:27:17,200
Amazing.
533
00:27:17,331 --> 00:27:20,639
It glows with the power
of a falling galacti-star.
534
00:27:20,769 --> 00:27:22,510
Actually, I think
it's glowing with the power
535
00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:24,991
from the laundromat
next door.
536
00:27:27,167 --> 00:27:28,559
Grasp it.
537
00:27:28,690 --> 00:27:32,085
Feel its power course
through your ginormous hands.
538
00:27:32,215 --> 00:27:35,131
Take aim at your pins and...
539
00:27:36,785 --> 00:27:38,482
What?!
540
00:27:38,613 --> 00:27:41,921
We gotta get you
to Reno, man! Wow!
541
00:27:42,051 --> 00:27:44,619
Jack Sinclair's gonna flip
when he sees this. Yes.
542
00:27:44,750 --> 00:27:46,795
It is nothing
an apprentice like you
543
00:27:46,926 --> 00:27:48,841
cannot achieve in due time.
544
00:27:48,971 --> 00:27:50,930
You think I could do that?
545
00:27:53,367 --> 00:27:55,804
Thanks for believing in me,
Knuckles.
546
00:27:55,935 --> 00:27:58,589
You know, most people think
I'm just kind of a joke.
547
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:01,114
I do not make jokes,
Wade Whipple.
548
00:28:01,244 --> 00:28:03,943
I make warriors.
549
00:28:14,257 --> 00:28:16,520
What devilry is this?
550
00:28:16,651 --> 00:28:18,609
Sorry,
this lane is reserved.
551
00:28:18,740 --> 00:28:20,481
- What's up, Knucks?
552
00:28:21,438 --> 00:28:24,050
Okay, so this is because
Knuckles is grounded, right?
553
00:28:24,180 --> 00:28:26,356
- Who's the idiot?
- Does it matter?
554
00:28:27,793 --> 00:28:29,185
- Get down!
- Whoa!
555
00:28:34,190 --> 00:28:37,280
I get it! Rules are rules!
If he's grounded,
556
00:28:37,411 --> 00:28:39,630
don't let me get in the way
of disciplining him!
557
00:28:39,761 --> 00:28:42,982
Don't try anything, echidna.
You're coming with us.
558
00:28:43,112 --> 00:28:45,941
- You think you can
take my power?
559
00:28:56,647 --> 00:28:59,955
- Do I look like
I need your power?
560
00:29:00,086 --> 00:29:02,218
What are you talking about?
Of course, we need his power.
561
00:29:02,349 --> 00:29:03,872
It's the whole reason
we're here, to get his power
562
00:29:04,003 --> 00:29:05,874
- and sell it for lots
and lots of money.
- I know that!
563
00:29:06,005 --> 00:29:07,920
I was just trying to have a cool
catchphrase moment until you--
564
00:29:15,101 --> 00:29:16,667
Look alive!
565
00:29:28,592 --> 00:29:30,072
Knuckles!
566
00:29:36,296 --> 00:29:38,080
Ha! It worked!
567
00:29:58,144 --> 00:30:00,407
Yeah! I thought
you'd be tougher, Knucks!
568
00:30:05,281 --> 00:30:06,892
- Whoa!
569
00:30:13,594 --> 00:30:15,248
Wade! Do something!
570
00:30:15,378 --> 00:30:17,206
I told you this
was a battlefield!
571
00:30:18,555 --> 00:30:19,818
- Ah!
572
00:30:28,652 --> 00:30:31,133
Fools! You thought
you could kidnap me?
573
00:30:36,269 --> 00:30:38,227
- I am an Echidna-- Whoa!
574
00:30:49,195 --> 00:30:51,893
Right, let's go.
We got him.
575
00:30:52,024 --> 00:30:55,114
Cool. But, to be clear,
you didn't save me.
576
00:30:55,244 --> 00:30:58,204
I sacrificed myself,
which created a distraction
577
00:30:58,334 --> 00:31:00,641
which resulted in
a diversion, which...
578
00:31:02,338 --> 00:31:04,297
Alright,
let's call it a team effort.
579
00:31:13,697 --> 00:31:14,916
Oh, no.
580
00:31:16,483 --> 00:31:18,833
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
581
00:31:18,964 --> 00:31:21,792
They have Knuckles,
and it's all my fault.
582
00:31:21,923 --> 00:31:24,099
I have to do something.
I have to help him. I...
583
00:31:30,192 --> 00:31:32,238
...have an incredibly
dumb idea.
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