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Previously on Velma...
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The military used Uncle Scoobi's
photos of Dr. Perdue's journal pages
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to create an invincible
super soldier
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to infiltrate groups
of meddling kids.
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- But it went bad.
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I see you, ghost.
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Velma! Velma, where are you?
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- Help!
- Velma!
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When I was little, it
was easy to spot a villain.
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He had an unironic,
handlebar mustache,
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and you knew who
to root against.
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- But over time...
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villains have gotten
more complicated.
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Oh, God, who are you?
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And what are you?
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Nowadays, when judging
villains, we have to ask,
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"Do people hate you
because you're bad?"
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Or "Are you bad because
people hate you?"
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Hello, Velma.
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I'm Scrappy.
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Okay. Every student has been
accounted for except two.
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Velma Dinkley and
Theodore P. Butt-Sack,
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whom, I just realized,
is on here as a joke.
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Velma was dragged away
by the serial killer.
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Who's gonna solve
this mystery now?
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- Don't worry, everyone!
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Don and the military
are going to find Velma!
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And the police will gladly work
with them so they're not slowed down
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by some action movie-style
jurisdictional pissing match.
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- Remain calm, everyone.
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The private sector has
arrived to find Velma.
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Back off, William. This
is a military matter.
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What's that? I can't hear
you without a megaphone!
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I said the private sector is no
match for the United States military.
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And I'll be damned if my ex-wife's rich
boyfriend finds my daughter before me,
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Especially since William
already showed up Aman
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by proposing to Diya
before Aman proposed to me.
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Which he still hasn't done.
Even though I bore him a child.
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Stop! This is silly.
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The only thing that matters
right now is saving Velma.
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And William has the
biggest megaphone!
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So the day may come when a mystery
in this town is solved by adults.
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But today is not that day.
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We're clearly gonna have
to find Velma ourselves.
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So you're the
evil super soldier?
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A talking dog named Scrappy?
How is that even possible?
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How is it possible?
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Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-tah! Puppy Power!
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And cutting-edge technology.
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Mostly, cutting-edge
technology, if I'm honest.
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The speaker from
the Baby Babble Box!
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I was right. The military
connected it to your evil brain!
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Yes. But I'm not evil.
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I didn't kill those
men!
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Scrappy Dappy Doo!
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Okay. But those weird outbursts
are making me very uncomfortable,
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which is the same
complaint the victims had
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before they were murdered.
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I know, but they're
not weird outbursts.
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They're catchphrases, baby.
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Catchphrases?
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Yes. You see, Project
SCOOBI built me
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to appeal to meddling kids
so I could infiltrate them.
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Okay, but you live
in a literal lair,
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complete with a strung-out woman
lounging in the background.
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That's classic villain-ish.
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She's not strung-out.
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She's recovering from
the bus accident.
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No one was supposed to get hurt.
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I just wanted to
get your attention.
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What? Why?
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Because you've already
caught one serial killer,
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and I need help catching
the person framing me.
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Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-tah!
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Sergeant Don Gigisfather.
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Don? Please. No one loves
a good twist more than me.
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But there are not enough
flashbacks in the world
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to make me believe
Don's the killer.
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I can do it in four.
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But to prove to you
that I'm innocent,
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you're free to go.
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All I ask is you remember
that there was a time
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no one believed you,
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- that your mom was kidnapped...
- Help! Help! Help!
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Oh, I'm stuck again.
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That's the same spot you were stuck
in before. We're going in circles.
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Why is Fred in the lead?
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I don't want to be. But
when I try to fall back,
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someone keeps pushing
me to the front.
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- What? No, we don't.
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- Someone's there.
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Velma?
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You know, I think
jump-scares are cheap!
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- There you are!
- Grandma?
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This manhunt for Velma has the
military sniffing around the asylum.
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I need to move out now!
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Fred, is my old lab in
your basement still there?
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Or, can I assume
it's a sex dungeon?
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I mean, the staff has sex down
there, but they say it's nice.
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How did you even
find us out here?
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- I told her where we were.
- What?
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I've been secretly
working for Dr. Perdue.
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Because Fred's mom is a ghost!
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A-g-g-g-g! I thought Norville
was just hallucinating.
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It was, like, a whole thing.
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Oh, god! I'm lost and
I'm gonna die out here!
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Do you want some water?
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Just kill me already. Please.
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All I want is for you to
listen to my...
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Ta-ta-ta-ta-tah!
Side of the story.
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Fine. But there's
nothing you can say
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that will make me be like.
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"Oh, snap! That
changes everything."
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I understand. My story
begins two years ago...
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When an undercover operative,
named Uncle Scoobi,
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took photographs of my mom
reading Dr. Perdue's journals.
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- Don told me.
- And did Don tell you.
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Uncle Scoobi is now missing?
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Oh, snap. I mean, continue.
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So two years ago,
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Uncle Scoobi convinced the military, a
precocious, catchphrase-spouting puppy
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would be the perfect way to
infiltrate and monitor meddling kids.
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Everyone pitched on
other personality traits
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that would make kids
instantly love me.
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But there was dissension
among the ranks.
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Are we sure invincibility
is a good idea?
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Oh, no, you're right.
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A super soldier that's easy to
kill makes a lot more sense.
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And so from the
scraps of Dr. Perdue's journals,
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- I was born.
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- Okay, leash time!
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So that's why you're
called Scrappy.
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No, uh, Scrappy is a portmanteau
of "shitty" and "crappy."
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Don gave it to me as we
got off on the wrong foot.
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- Wha...?
- Literally! I ate his sneakers.
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Oh, come on!
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I was ordered my own
pairs to chew on.
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I have that form,
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but if these are the
same as Don's sneakers.
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Is he the one who
tackled me in the graveyard?
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Yes. Sure. Don was annoyed
I chewed his sneakers.
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But the fact that everyone
else loved my catchphrases,
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invincibility and spunky energy,
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slowly drove him crazy.
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- [Scrappy] Until
Don pressured the others to sign
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a petition to get rid of me.
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So it was Don who made the
men uncomfortable, not you!
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Which is why he would've old
my dad not to take the case.
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But when everyone
refused to sign his petition
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to get rid of me, Don snapped.
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And decided to kill
them and frame me.
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- Whoa!
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Which
isn't surprising.
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When it comes to guys
making people uncomfortable,
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where there's smoke...
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There's fire. Yes, but was that
enough to frame you for murder?
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Velma! Where are you?
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I'm scared!
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William will find you first!
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Remember Velma, you
don't have to help me.
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If you don't believe
me, you're free to go.
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I thought we already decided.
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Mother wasn't a
ghost at the seance.
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And how do you two
know each other?
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Wait. Is there an app to
make friends with old people?
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No. In my brain research,
I've long suspected
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human consciousness detaches from
the brain and continues after death.
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So when I put my brain in
Daphne and Amber could tell,
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I hired them to try to see
if your hallucinations were,
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in fact, Victoria's
detached consciousness,
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aka, a ghost.
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Oh, snap!
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Mother? Quick, how's my hair?
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Aah!
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Oh, false alarm!
It's only Velma.
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- Wait!
- Velma!
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Velma, I found you!
First! Thank god!
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I have to go now.
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Get Dr. Perdue to
Fred's basement.
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I'll stay with Velma.
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Velma, what happened?
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- Velma!
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Well, everything seems
normal, thank goodness.
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Now, how did you
escape the killer?
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Killer? After the accident, I
just wandered the woods in a daze,
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like I was in a
perfume commercial.
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Okay, well, not great that the
killer is still on the loose,
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but now it's time to
focus on what's important.
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I found Velma first.
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- And wasn't shown up by William.
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Sure. Not this time, at least.
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Not anytime! Diya said
"no" to his proposal.
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Actually, now might
not be the best time,
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but after watching
William's search for Velma
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like she was his own child...
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More than my own child!
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Fred spent a month lost
in our own hedge maze.
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Well, the point is William,
if the offer still stands,
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and Velma is okay with it,
I accept your proposal.
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Velma, remember,
you can say "no."
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- Hmm.
- Well?
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Actually, Mom, if William makes
you happy, I say go for it.
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Ugh!
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Velma, come with us!
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We'll get boba if you
let me interrogate you.
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- Uh, I mean, talk to you more.
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Uh, thanks, but I'm
going with my mom.
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She just got engaged and has zero
friends to bore with the news.
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- Mom, I'm gonna
head home with Dad and Don.
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A three-hour explanation of why
the NBA was better in the '80s
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will help me sleep.
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Velma, what's really going on?
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And how are you so chill about
your mom marrying William?
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You said the only stepfather
you'd ever accept was Rahul Kohli.
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Because her marriage will help me
help my new friend clear his name.
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New friend?
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- Hello!
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Wow. I can't believe
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you've had a brain-swapping
machine this whole time,
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and we haven't
done more with it.
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Oh! Maybe it's because you've been
too busy hiding a ghost from us!
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I'm not hiding anything,
it's just a theory.
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Hey, my dad and
Diya got engaged!
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- What!
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Ahh!
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So you're saying Don's
the actual killer,
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but is trying to frame this
invincible talking dog?
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- Oh, snap, right?
- No! Not "Oh, snap."
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It makes no sense.
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If Don wanted to frame Scrappy,
why would he first frame
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the witches, and then
just women in general?
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I'm the serial killer.
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I hadn't thought of that. Oh...
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Buh-buh-buh. Before you
"Oh, snap," I can explain.
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See, Don didn't convince the
military I was the killer
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until the coroners were dead.
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That's when Uncle
Scoobi and I fled.
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While the military blamed the
murders on witches and women
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to keep anyone from tracing them
back to their top-secret project.
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Okay, but just one question.
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Who is Uncle Scoobi?
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That's the thing. I
never saw their face.
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But I didn't think twice
about it because I'm a dog.
244
00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:40,408
I see with my nose.
245
00:11:42,285 --> 00:11:44,704
Oh! Yeah! Okay. Sure.
246
00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:46,247
Velma,
this is crazy.
247
00:11:46,331 --> 00:11:48,667
Scrappy is clearly the killer.
How can you believe him?
248
00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:50,585
Because I've been him.
249
00:11:50,669 --> 00:11:53,338
No one believed me when I
said my mom was kidnapped.
250
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,799
Or when I said I
didn't kill Brenda.
251
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:58,301
Ah! Okay.
252
00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:02,013
Hey, just an FYI, I
can still hear you.
253
00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:03,932
- I'm a dog.
254
00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:14,192
So the plan is to get
Don away from his guards
255
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,194
in order to make him
admit he's the killer
256
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:17,862
and tell us where
Uncle Scoobi is.
257
00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:19,197
But Scrappy is invincible.
258
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,741
Why not just grab Don right now?
259
00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:23,702
Because Don's guards
are armed with...
260
00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:26,037
My one weakness.
261
00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:28,373
Vacuum cleaners.
262
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:33,294
Of course. Anyway, thanks
to my mom getting engaged,
263
00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:35,296
I think we might be
able to isolate Don
264
00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:38,675
at the one thing all
true sociopaths love.
265
00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:40,760
- A bachelor party.
- For William?
266
00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:42,554
No. Not William's
bachelor party.
267
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:45,974
My dad's. We're gonna get him
to finally propose to Sophie.
268
00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:48,393
Oh! Can I come?
I love proposals.
269
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,061
They combine my two
favorite things,
270
00:12:50,145 --> 00:12:52,856
romance and competing for
likes on social media.
271
00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:54,816
Actually, I need you to...
272
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:57,777
Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-tah!
Stay here with me.
273
00:12:57,861 --> 00:12:59,070
What? Why?
274
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,781
In case, Velma does
something stupid,
275
00:13:01,865 --> 00:13:04,284
like try and rat me
out to those guards.
276
00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:05,994
Dogs can sense energy, you know?
277
00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:10,081
And you're both
making me nervous.
278
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,167
I totally get it. Hour tops.
279
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:14,210
Velma, wait! I don't
know about this.
280
00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:15,920
Oh, don't worry. You'll be fine.
281
00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:18,089
Oh, yeah, you totally will.
282
00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:22,510
If she's back in time.
283
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,391
You were haunting me?
284
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:30,810
As if a living white woman
don't already haunt me enough?
285
00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:34,814
Yes, but only because I
thought I was a hallucination.
286
00:13:34,898 --> 00:13:36,608
But once I realized
I was a ghost,
287
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:39,611
I decided to make Fred
the man he's meant to be.
288
00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:41,321
Before I moved on.
289
00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:43,466
Oh, which is why you pushed me
to leave the gang in the woods
290
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:46,117
and to make friends with
smart, competent people,
291
00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:48,244
like Norville in Sacramento.
292
00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:52,123
Yes, but nothing's worked, and now your
father is marrying that softie, Diya.
293
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:56,127
You're doomed, Fred.
And thus so am I.
294
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,797
Well, if you really want to
prepare me for the world,
295
00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:00,965
I know one thing
that might work.
296
00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:02,424
A hug.
297
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:16,564
Dad, what I'm about to say
is going to sound crazy.
298
00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:19,651
But with Mom's engagement, you
need to propose to Sophie. ASAP.
299
00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:21,194
I know!
300
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:24,155
Obviously I can't let
William show me up like this.
301
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,491
But I did just propose
and she said no.
302
00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:29,119
You like green apple?
You want this candy ring?
303
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,037
No. And why wouldn't she accept?
304
00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:32,664
Because of you, Velma.
305
00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:36,251
Somehow I've come to
genuinely care about you.
306
00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:38,712
- What?
- I'm as surprised as you are.
307
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:42,173
I always thought I'd be fine
being a hated, evil stepmother.
308
00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:45,260
But now, before I
marry into this family,
309
00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:47,512
I need to know you
care about me, too.
310
00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:51,182
So what? You want like an e-card
from a free e-card service?
311
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,351
Done! Now, let's
talk bachelor party.
312
00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:58,064
No. I had Aman draw up an
"emotional prenup" for you to sign.
313
00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:02,694
- Uh...
314
00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:07,198
So this is real, Sophie?
315
00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:09,784
You always struck me as
a dodging prenup type.
316
00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:12,078
Item one, no more rude comments.
317
00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:13,580
But that's our whole dynamic!
318
00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:15,391
Can you both live with
one rude comment per day?
319
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,500
- Two, if she gets a bad haircut.
- Agreed.
320
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:19,544
Item two, when
Sophie's relatives call,
321
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:22,714
you'll say, "She's not
available" instead of, "Dead."
322
00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:25,050
I don't have time for this!
Just "Yes" to everything.
323
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:26,718
- Really?
- Yes.
324
00:15:26,801 --> 00:15:28,404
So you'll no longer toss empty
soda cans at Sophie's head?
325
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,805
- No!
- Or refer to her as my goomar?
326
00:15:30,889 --> 00:15:31,931
- No.
- Or scream-sneeze?
327
00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:35,661
- Or use the words "basic" "norm-core" or "busted."
- No, no.
328
00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:37,246
- Only if I catch her cheating on you.
- I can live with that.
329
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,064
And finally, you will
no longer make jokes
330
00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:42,567
- about Sophie's wacky clock collection.
331
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:45,528
- Yes!
- Then yes! Yes! I'll marry you.
332
00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:48,290
- But it has to be
before William and Diya get married.
333
00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:50,909
- Don, she said "Yes"!
- That is amazing.
334
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:54,871
Congratulations on no longer
being shown up by a rich man.
335
00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:56,414
Now let's talk bachelor party.
336
00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:59,000
Velma, you're not throwing
my bachelor party.
337
00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:00,919
Do you even have
a cocaine hookup?
338
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:04,589
Uh, the only way you're having a
bachelor party is if Velma plans it.
339
00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:08,093
Oh, man.
340
00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:11,054
Sorry, that took so long.
341
00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:14,140
But the bachelor party is a go.
And look, everything's fine.
342
00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:15,809
Because Scrappy
is not the killer.
343
00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:18,603
Then why is he looking at
me like I'm a chicken leg?
344
00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:22,732
- Because chicken
bones kill dogs, Daphne, he's scared!
345
00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:26,319
Okay, well, if my life is
done being used as collateral,
346
00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:27,946
I'm gonna hop. Good luck.
347
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,531
Daphne, don't be like that!
348
00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:32,367
You were never in danger
because Scrappy is innocent.
349
00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:35,412
Thank you, Velma. I'm gonna
call you worm medicine.
350
00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:38,415
'Cause you really know how
to put my heart at ease.
351
00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:46,589
A hug? Oh, Fred,
that was funny. Don't be funny.
352
00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:49,718
It's desperate. And I've told
you hugs make children weak.
353
00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:52,637
No, no, that's not true! Dad
and I hug all the time now,
354
00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:54,514
and I've never felt
more confident!
355
00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:57,475
Seriously, all I want for
Christmas is a mesh shirt.
356
00:16:57,559 --> 00:17:01,563
Really? Well, even if I were
willing, there's one problem.
357
00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:06,943
- But you were able to push me.
- And I guess that felt important.
358
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:08,987
Wait. What if you used my body?
359
00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:11,156
Maybe if you possess
me, you can hug him.
360
00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:14,659
Oh, and then spider-walk me across
the ceiling. I need a new profile pic.
361
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:17,829
That's worth a shot, I guess.
Nothing else I've tried has worked.
362
00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:19,955
And I want to pass on already.
363
00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:22,334
Silvio Berlusconi
owes me a drink.
364
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:26,755
Wait, wait, wait. I got to get a vid, so I
can recreate it with pillows whenever I want.
365
00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:39,059
What's happening?
What's happening?
366
00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:47,817
What just happened?
367
00:17:47,859 --> 00:17:51,196
Wait. Of course. If a ghost
is just a consciousness,
368
00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:53,823
maybe a brain can't handle
two of them at once.
369
00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:55,408
It overloads the system.
370
00:17:55,492 --> 00:17:58,161
Same reason we'll never get
a Beyonce, Rihanna collab.
371
00:17:58,203 --> 00:18:00,080
Yes, that's it!
372
00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:02,374
If a brain can only
have one consciousness,
373
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:05,460
I know how I can finally
make you a man, Fred.
374
00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:09,547
Huh, wait! Mother,
what are you doing?
375
00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:14,469
Oh, did I need this!
376
00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:16,554
I'm always with my
security detail,
377
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,598
at the Project SCOOBI Labs.
378
00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:21,017
Or worst of all,
talking to my family.
379
00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:24,229
- Totally. But where are we?
- Where are we?
380
00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:26,439
- The strip club!
- The strip club?
381
00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:27,732
Velma, you're my daughter.
382
00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:30,235
It's weird at best
and lazy at worst.
383
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:31,361
We've already done this.
384
00:18:31,403 --> 00:18:33,238
No, Dad. This time
it's different.
385
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:36,825
Cocktails, lap dances, a sexy girl
pops out of a giant cake, then...
386
00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:38,284
Hold on! Cake?
387
00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:40,120
Sophie already has
me on a wedding diet.
388
00:18:40,203 --> 00:18:41,371
We're in!
389
00:18:41,413 --> 00:18:42,664
♪ Money ♪
390
00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:45,000
[club music playing
over speakers]
391
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:46,543
♪ Money ♪
392
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:55,385
Hey, forget the dancing!
Daddy wants cakey.
393
00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:57,721
Ooh, mamma.
394
00:18:57,762 --> 00:19:00,974
I can see the red velvet poking
out from behind the frosting.
395
00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,058
Ugh!
396
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,935
Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-tah!
397
00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:05,478
Revenge time!
398
00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:09,524
Ah! Shitty-Crappy?
Velma, what did you do?
399
00:19:12,027 --> 00:19:14,446
Scrappy, stop! We're just
supposed to get a confession
400
00:19:14,529 --> 00:19:16,031
and learn where Uncle Scoobi is.
401
00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:17,449
Sorry, Velma.
402
00:19:17,532 --> 00:19:21,202
Turns out, I am the
killer.
403
00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:23,705
But it's not my fault.
404
00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:26,624
Project SCOOBI made me who I am.
405
00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:30,587
So I ask, who's really
the villain here?
406
00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:34,215
Them? Or me?
407
00:19:34,299 --> 00:19:36,885
You are. You bit
their dicks off.
408
00:19:36,968 --> 00:19:40,472
Uh, okay. But without
them, there's no me.
409
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:41,890
Yeah, no, I get it!
410
00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:43,576
I'm just really bumping
on the dick biting.
411
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:46,019
Well, do you at least
feel bad for me?
412
00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:47,687
Not at all. You're a monster.
413
00:19:47,771 --> 00:19:50,231
Not a Frenchman stealing
bread to feed his family.
414
00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:51,691
And I've known it all along.
415
00:19:51,775 --> 00:19:54,235
So stop whining and let
me enjoy your downfall
416
00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:55,862
with no moral ambiguity.
417
00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:57,364
Girls, hit it!
418
00:19:58,114 --> 00:20:00,116
What? No!
419
00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:02,494
No, no, no, no, no!
420
00:20:02,577 --> 00:20:05,121
Make it stop!
Or kill me!
421
00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:08,500
Oh, please kill me!
422
00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:12,170
For the love of god, can somebody
please explain what's happening?
423
00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:14,422
Am I getting cake or not?
424
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,176
Mother, what are you doing?
425
00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:20,095
Instead of trying to
make myself disappear,
426
00:20:20,178 --> 00:20:23,848
I'm going to get rid of you.
I'm taking over your body.
427
00:20:23,932 --> 00:20:25,517
You can be a ghost!
428
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:28,395
And I'll be the man
you're meant to be!
429
00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:32,440
And you're gonna like it!
430
00:20:32,524 --> 00:20:34,651
No, I won't like
it! I'll hate it!
431
00:20:34,693 --> 00:20:37,404
Because I hate you!
432
00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:38,530
I've always hated you!
433
00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:42,534
You don't get to
control me anymore.
434
00:20:42,617 --> 00:20:45,662
I'm my own man in my own body!
435
00:20:45,704 --> 00:20:48,873
- So get out!
436
00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:56,506
- Why are you smiling?
- Because you did it.
437
00:20:56,548 --> 00:20:58,717
I finally feel ready to move on.
438
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:02,846
If you can stand up to me,
you can do anything, Freddie.
439
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:05,140
Today you are a man.
440
00:21:05,223 --> 00:21:08,810
So long, my sweet prince.
441
00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:11,271
Oh, god, what's
happening?
442
00:21:11,354 --> 00:21:13,690
It burns.
443
00:21:15,066 --> 00:21:20,780
Make it stop, this is
all your fault, Fred!
444
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,912
Okay, well, I need to unpack.
445
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,918
So you planned all
of this, Velma?
446
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,629
And yet you can't ever
remember Father's Day?
447
00:21:36,713 --> 00:21:40,508
Yes. See, from the moment I saw
Scrappy, I knew he was evil.
448
00:21:40,592 --> 00:21:43,720
I even told him, his
lair, his outbursts,
449
00:21:43,762 --> 00:21:45,847
his mouth full of
Occam's razors,
450
00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:49,642
and most damning of all,
Scrappy made me uncomfortable.
451
00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:51,936
But to get away, I
needed him to trust me.
452
00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:53,313
That's where I came in.
453
00:21:53,396 --> 00:21:56,316
- Daphne, how?
- How?
454
00:21:56,399 --> 00:21:57,859
It was easy.
455
00:21:57,942 --> 00:22:01,696
Velma fainted as a cover to
tell me what was going on.
456
00:22:01,780 --> 00:22:04,324
Once Velma figured out
her bachelor party plan,
457
00:22:04,407 --> 00:22:05,950
It became my job to doubt her.
458
00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:08,828
So she could prove to
Scrappy she believed him.
459
00:22:08,912 --> 00:22:11,206
So now all that's
left is for you to say,
460
00:22:11,289 --> 00:22:14,334
"Oh, snap" before the police
throw your ass in jail.
461
00:22:18,296 --> 00:22:19,964
That's what you think, Velma.
462
00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:23,259
See, I have friends
on the inside.
463
00:22:23,301 --> 00:22:27,806
So as much as you want to enjoy
my downfall, that won't happen.
464
00:22:27,889 --> 00:22:31,518
Yeah, I'll go to jail
now, but soon you'll see
465
00:22:31,601 --> 00:22:35,855
everything from your kidnapping
to making Don confess,
466
00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:40,151
was just a big diversion to
get what I need to escape
467
00:22:40,193 --> 00:22:44,197
with Uncle Scoobi for good,
never to be found again.
468
00:22:46,074 --> 00:22:47,826
Oh, snap.
469
00:22:47,909 --> 00:22:53,909
Or should I say, Oh,
Snappy Dappy Doo!
470
00:22:57,585 --> 00:23:00,005
Hey, dudes, I'm here
for the bachelor party.
471
00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:02,465
Whoa! Cake! Nice.
472
00:23:19,607 --> 00:23:21,693
I see you found the
place easily enough.
473
00:23:21,776 --> 00:23:23,862
And who said the bodies
are too far gone?
474
00:23:23,945 --> 00:23:26,114
You tell Scrappy that
with a little work,
475
00:23:26,197 --> 00:23:30,827
I'll have no problem transferring
his brain into one of these girls.36877
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