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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,777 --> 00:00:12,313 [ Car Horns Honking, Whistle Blowing ] 2 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:20,488 [ Chattering, Silverware Clacking ] 3 00:00:25,193 --> 00:00:28,162 [ Woman ] Oh, you know Lou DeVicco too? 4 00:00:28,196 --> 00:00:30,364 [ Man ] Yeah. The Four Seasons. 5 00:00:30,398 --> 00:00:34,335 [ Woman ] He showed us around the vineyards when Jake and I did our trip to Tuscany. 6 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:38,506 Oh, it was just beautiful. [ Man ] Anyway, she got to the restaurant first-- 7 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:41,809 [ Woman ] And showed us all around. [ Man Continues, Indistinct ] 8 00:00:41,842 --> 00:00:44,645 Oh, and we got to do the taste test, you know? 9 00:00:44,678 --> 00:00:47,815 We tasted the wine from two years before. 10 00:00:47,848 --> 00:00:50,518 And one year before. [ Man Continues, Indistinct ] 11 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:53,821 You know you're supposed to spit it out, but, God, it just tasted so good. 12 00:00:53,854 --> 00:00:57,658 I kept swallowing it and not spitting it out. 13 00:00:57,691 --> 00:01:00,361 I don't know if Jake had as much fun as I did, 14 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:02,630 because he doesn't speak Italian. 15 00:01:02,663 --> 00:01:06,300 He's not that good at languages. Well, English, of course. 16 00:01:06,334 --> 00:01:08,269 Also, he doesn't enjoy drinking that much. 17 00:01:08,302 --> 00:01:10,304 He likes to keep his head clear for business. 18 00:01:10,338 --> 00:01:13,274 I mean, my head stays clear. 19 00:01:13,307 --> 00:01:15,443 It's just there's more-- [ Giggles ] 20 00:01:18,612 --> 00:01:21,215 Table three. 21 00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:11,465 [ Maitre d' ] Hello, American Express? £487. 22 00:02:11,499 --> 00:02:13,367 [ Hangs Up Phone ] That card has been refused. 23 00:02:20,574 --> 00:02:23,644 [ Whispers ] Your credit card's been refused, sir. 24 00:02:23,677 --> 00:02:25,479 What? 25 00:02:27,415 --> 00:02:29,217 Obviously there's some computer error. 26 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:32,253 [ Indistinct Chatter ] 27 00:02:32,286 --> 00:02:35,723 Can we discuss it over here? Excuse me. 28 00:02:42,296 --> 00:02:45,266 Yeah. I'm sorry. I understand there's a problem with my credit card. 29 00:02:50,971 --> 00:02:52,806 Is there a problem? Yes. 30 00:02:54,642 --> 00:02:57,878 You won't take a check? What do you want me to do? 31 00:02:57,911 --> 00:03:00,881 Speak to him about what? 32 00:03:00,914 --> 00:03:04,552 - It's a computer error. - [ Man Speaks, Indistinct ] 33 00:03:15,496 --> 00:03:17,465 Thank you. 34 00:03:17,498 --> 00:03:19,433 Thank you, sir. 35 00:03:31,912 --> 00:03:34,715 Can the management offer anyone a drink? 36 00:03:41,922 --> 00:03:44,292 [ Man ] But I had to write a check. 37 00:03:44,325 --> 00:03:48,562 It was a very important business dinner, and I'd forgotten my credit cards. 38 00:03:48,596 --> 00:03:52,766 The check? It's about £400 or so. 39 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:54,968 £487, probably. 40 00:03:55,002 --> 00:03:58,772 [ Door Buzzer Rings ] Uh, yeah, could you hang on a minute, please? 41 00:03:58,806 --> 00:04:02,810 There's someone at the door. Come in! 42 00:04:02,843 --> 00:04:07,315 Look, I realize the account is slightly more overdrawn than we'd agreed, 43 00:04:07,348 --> 00:04:11,752 but, frankly, it would be crazy for the bank to even think of stopping my credit. 44 00:04:11,785 --> 00:04:14,488 Yeah. Yes. Granted. 45 00:04:14,522 --> 00:04:17,858 Yeah, I could sell some of my American stocks. 46 00:04:17,891 --> 00:04:20,394 But why? The market is awful. 47 00:04:20,428 --> 00:04:23,997 When the market is awful, piggy stays home. Piggy doesn't go to market. 48 00:04:24,031 --> 00:04:26,400 Yes. Yes. 49 00:04:26,434 --> 00:04:29,970 But I am on the verge of something very lucrative. 50 00:04:30,003 --> 00:04:32,606 Do you-- Don't you-- Look, so for you... 51 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:36,076 to even be talking about dishonoring one of my checks... 52 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:39,680 really puts me in a very sweaty mode. 53 00:04:39,713 --> 00:04:41,682 How can you say that? I appre-- 54 00:04:41,715 --> 00:04:45,853 I assure you I appreciate the bank's position, 55 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:48,522 but the bank is not in jeopardy. 56 00:04:48,556 --> 00:04:51,725 What am I-- I am asking for two weeks' time. 57 00:04:51,759 --> 00:04:55,963 In two weeks' time, I will be in the black. Period. 58 00:04:55,996 --> 00:04:59,700 No. I promise I won't write any more checks. No more checks. Right. 59 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:01,835 Thanks. Bye. 60 00:05:01,869 --> 00:05:04,037 Jerk. 61 00:05:04,071 --> 00:05:06,039 How much are you talking about? 62 00:05:06,073 --> 00:05:08,709 How much? Nothing. £4,000. 63 00:05:08,742 --> 00:05:10,778 And the hotel's pushing me to pay the bill. 64 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:12,780 That's another 6,000. 65 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:15,015 And, apparently, it's full steam ahead. 66 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:17,385 Can't you just put that on the AmEx? 67 00:05:17,418 --> 00:05:21,455 Yeah, I could if I wanted it to bounce several miles, but, uh, it's a problem. 68 00:05:21,489 --> 00:05:24,792 I mean, not, you know, a problem problem, but-- 69 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:29,963 I just gotta have a little cash until that cocoa gets off the dock in Sierra Leone. 70 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:33,467 Oh, poor Jake. Everything's gonna be all right. It always is. 71 00:05:33,501 --> 00:05:35,369 What do these people want? I mean, my spleen? 72 00:05:36,804 --> 00:05:39,072 Goddamn grapefruit. 73 00:05:40,474 --> 00:05:43,043 How you can eat all that you do... 74 00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:46,447 and drink all that you do and stay so thin, I'll never know. 75 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:49,950 Mm. I'm just lucky, I guess. Hmm. 76 00:05:49,983 --> 00:05:53,754 Baby, I've been thinking. 77 00:05:53,787 --> 00:05:55,789 Ah-ha! 78 00:06:04,798 --> 00:06:07,835 How much would you say that this is worth? 79 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:11,572 - Nothing doing. - $40,000? $50,000? 80 00:06:11,605 --> 00:06:13,841 Look, Jake, you know what that means to me. 81 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:16,143 I'll get you another one. I'll get you two of them. 82 00:06:16,176 --> 00:06:19,447 It is beautiful, and all this crap. 83 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:22,683 But times are tough. When times are tough, what is a thing like this for? 84 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:25,519 Well, I love my little Henry Moore. 85 00:06:39,166 --> 00:06:41,535 Mm! Stop that! 86 00:06:41,569 --> 00:06:43,671 You know I hate that, especially when I'm eating. 87 00:06:50,478 --> 00:06:52,145 Mmm. 88 00:06:54,615 --> 00:06:56,584 You don't have to worry, baby. 89 00:06:56,617 --> 00:06:58,986 Everything's gonna be all right. 90 00:06:59,019 --> 00:07:01,054 It always is. 91 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:03,891 Mmm. And you're so damn smart. 92 00:07:26,847 --> 00:07:28,749 [ Keystrokes ] 93 00:07:33,821 --> 00:07:36,724 [ Man ] Obviously, I have nothing personal against this handicapped girl. 94 00:07:36,757 --> 00:07:39,927 Please, not that word. This handicapped woman then. 95 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:42,062 No, not handicapped. 96 00:07:42,095 --> 00:07:44,264 What are we talking about then? 97 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:46,834 We don't sanction the use of the word "handicapped." 98 00:07:46,867 --> 00:07:49,136 Hearing-impaired. 99 00:07:49,169 --> 00:07:52,906 Well, obviously, I have nothing personal against this... 100 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:55,275 hearing-impaired person, 101 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:57,545 but you have to see it from our point of view. 102 00:07:57,578 --> 00:08:00,280 The fact that she can't speak or hear... 103 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:04,084 is a pathetic reason to deny her the chance of earning some money... 104 00:08:04,117 --> 00:08:07,220 in what is, really, a very menial job of work. 105 00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:14,795 Chicken Fasse again. It was either that or the Duck Madeira, sir. 106 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:17,531 Oh. Oh, Victor, um, 107 00:08:17,565 --> 00:08:20,200 have a word with the guests in 327, 328, will you? 108 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:25,038 Their AmEx imprint was refused, though, I'm sure it's just a temporary cash-flow hiccup. 109 00:08:25,072 --> 00:08:29,142 But I retire in June, Victor, and I want to leave here... 110 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:32,179 on a seamless cloud of perfection. 111 00:08:32,212 --> 00:08:37,084 All right. Seamless. Sorry to disturb you. 112 00:08:37,117 --> 00:08:42,022 A great hotel is like an oceangoing liner, Mrs. Doughty. 113 00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:45,158 Stewards with white gloves in the lounge... 114 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:47,127 and the burly stoker down below. 115 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:51,565 And it all must mesh... seamlessly. 116 00:08:51,599 --> 00:08:56,003 And with this person, I see complications arising with the rest of the staff. 117 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:59,139 -Communication, what have you. -Yes, of course. Communication. 118 00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:03,343 My husband's brother communicates. 119 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,813 He's a features writer for the Times. 120 00:09:05,846 --> 00:09:09,717 Yes, well, I'm sorry. I'm afraid I don't see it working from our point of view. 121 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:14,087 He's doing an expose article on job discrimination. 122 00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:16,256 This is just what he's looking for. 123 00:09:21,729 --> 00:09:24,732 Very well. A trial period. 124 00:09:24,765 --> 00:09:26,967 Say a week. 125 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,803 As long as she keeps out of everyone's way. 126 00:09:29,837 --> 00:09:32,806 I don't want you to think we don't have a heart here. 127 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:39,613 This is crazy. Why am I standing here with you? Because the light's red. 128 00:09:39,647 --> 00:09:43,216 Jake, you know what I mean. Why am I letting you do this? I'm not letting you do this. 129 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:46,754 I just think we should find out the value of the thing at the present time. 130 00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:49,389 It's important to know these things. Important for who? 131 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:52,025 Uh, for our insurance. 132 00:09:52,059 --> 00:09:56,296 Don't you worry. I'm not letting him sell you. 133 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:12,112 I'd say about... £20,000 at current market values. 134 00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:16,950 It's one of a limited edition of, I think-- yes, nine. 135 00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:20,420 And none of the others are available at the moment as far as I know. 136 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:24,024 An exquisite piece. How long have you had it, Mr. Bartholemew? 137 00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:28,996 - Three years. - And may I ask how much you originally paid for it? 138 00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:31,331 - It was a gift. - Ah. 139 00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:35,803 [ Jake ] £20,000. That's, what, $32,000 or so? 140 00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:39,907 That's all? You said yourself it's an exquisite piece. 141 00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:41,942 Come on. You can do better than that. 142 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:44,277 Well, that's roughly what we'd pay you for it. 143 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:46,446 You could always put it up for auction, 144 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,982 but prices there fluctuate up an down. 145 00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:52,252 If we put it up for auction, would you invite a lot of Japanese? 146 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:58,391 Well, we're not sure we want to get rid of it at this time, 147 00:10:58,425 --> 00:11:01,962 but if we do, we'll come to you. 148 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:05,799 It could be a quick sale? Oh, of course. And I'm sure we can get you the top price. 149 00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:09,102 It's really very sporting of you to keep something like that in a hotel suite. 150 00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:12,472 It'd be a shame to keep it locked away. I'm sure you're well covered. 151 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,307 Yes, we're covered. 152 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,310 Good-bye. Bye. 153 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:34,161 Jake, I've got a very naughty idea. 154 00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:40,734 Oh? You heard about what that nice man said about hotels? 155 00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:44,471 So? Well, why don't we take it and claim on it? 156 00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:47,174 And that way you can have your money... 157 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,309 and I get to keep my little Henry Moore. 158 00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:51,511 A touch risky, I'd say. 159 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:55,515 How? I mean, it's so small, it could fit in a shoe box. 160 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:59,186 Anybody could have taken it. It could have just disappeared. 161 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:02,022 I know Joan will keep it for me if I ask her. 162 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:05,893 Well, it is against the law. I hate to break it to you. 163 00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:10,130 Of course, prison is one way of cutting down our hotel bills. 164 00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:12,532 Well, you better just make sure our insurance is up to date, 165 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:17,370 because I might just make it disappear anytime-- Poof. 166 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:19,206 Maybe. 167 00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:45,098 [ Woman ] Lovely, isn't it? All our suites are done in a different style. 168 00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:49,569 Renaissance, Louis XIV, chinoiserie, like this one. 169 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:52,572 [ Whispering ] It must be very difficult for her. 170 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:56,276 [ Doughty ] No, not really. Jenny's a survivor. 171 00:12:56,309 --> 00:13:01,248 In a home from the time she was six. Deaf already, poor child. Parents dead. 172 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:04,918 She didn't make friends easily. [ Woman ] Shy, I suppose. 173 00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:08,255 [ Doughty ] Mm. Kept to herself. I hope she can fit in here. 174 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,290 [ Doughty ] She's a good girl. And responsible. 175 00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:23,270 [ Conversation Indistinct ] 176 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:26,139 I'm sure she'll work out just fine. Mm-hmm. 177 00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:28,175 You see? Yes. Right. 178 00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:46,526 All right? Yes, so far. 179 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:49,396 [ Chattering ] 180 00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:07,180 What is spaghetti made of-- the ingredients? 181 00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:10,383 Spaghetti ingredients. I don't know. Flour and water? 182 00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:12,452 Flour and water? Mm-hmm. 183 00:14:14,121 --> 00:14:16,556 How much does that cost? Mm. 184 00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:18,591 Flour and water don't cost much. Okay. 185 00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:21,561 How much for the flour and water? A dollar, tops, maybe, 186 00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:24,397 for, say, a hundred strands or a thousand strands? 187 00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:26,900 A dollar for a couple hundred strands probably. 188 00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:30,203 And how many strands would you say are on this plate? 189 00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:33,140 Fifty strands? Eighty? 190 00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:35,408 Fifty to eighty looks about right to me, give or take. 191 00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:38,478 Yes, well, when I say "50 to 80," "give or take" is built in. 192 00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:43,216 Now, what else is here? Olives. Tomatoes. 193 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:47,287 And what else? A caper look-alike. 194 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:50,590 - And what would that cost? - Not much. 195 00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:54,527 So, not much for the flour and the water and the chopped-up vegetables. 196 00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:56,563 So why is what I am paying for this dinner... 197 00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:59,199 more than the national debt of a Third World country? 198 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,201 I don't know. Is the wine expensive? 199 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:05,072 Tina, you know what I mean. 200 00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:07,374 Couldn't you cook this? 201 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,977 If we had a kitchen, I could cook it. 202 00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:12,212 We'll get a kitchen someday. 203 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,414 Since when do you care? 204 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:17,650 You've always said when it comes to food, shoes and sex, price is no object. 205 00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:19,652 Good shoes are important. 206 00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:22,189 [ Man ] Wouldn't we all, Larry? Wouldn't we all? [ Group Laughing ] 207 00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:25,692 Thanks for dinner. Oh, God. "God" what? 208 00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:28,495 - It's Larry. - Where? 209 00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:30,097 [ Whispering ] Coming up this way. 210 00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:41,641 Hello, Tina. How are you? Fine. You? 211 00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:45,478 Couldn't be better, except I wish I were home in Westport. 212 00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:49,149 - Where are you staying? - Jonathan and Melissa asked me. 213 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:52,485 So for a few days, I thought, "Why not skip the Savoy this time?" 214 00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:56,456 Their new house is beautiful. Marble bathrooms from Italy and all that. 215 00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:59,092 Jonathan and Melissa. How are they? 216 00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:03,563 All right. You never can tell. She's put on a little weight and he's grown a beard. 217 00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:06,966 Well, better that than the other way around. 218 00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:14,174 - [ Tina Clears Throat ] - Better that than the other way around. 219 00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:17,410 Well, look after yourself, Tina. 220 00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:26,053 What I was attempting to say is that it would have been odd to me... 221 00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:28,355 had she grown the beard and he'd put on the weight. 222 00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:31,391 [ Snickers ] Maybe I didn't make it clear. 223 00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:34,061 And I said it twice to try and make sure. 224 00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:36,396 Don't take it like that, Jake. 225 00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,531 You don't care. Anyway, you know he hates you. 226 00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:40,733 Why? I don't hate him. 227 00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:44,371 [ Giggles ] You're very big-hearted. I'll always remember that. 228 00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:49,376 [ Whispering ] 229 00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:54,081 Now, that's a good idea that doesn't cost anything. 230 00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:15,768 ** [ Euro Dance ] 231 00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:17,804 [ Turns Volume Up ] 232 00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:26,313 ** 233 00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:29,516 [ Pounding From Above, Woman Shouting ] 234 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:36,623 ** 235 00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:40,627 [ Man ] Turn off that bloody racket or I'll call the police! 236 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:43,663 [ Woman ] Turn it off or I'll come down and do it meself! 237 00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:48,801 [ Man ] Please turn it off, ya bloody hooligans! 238 00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:51,871 ** 239 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,641 ** [ Stops ] 240 00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:58,411 [ Man ] Thank you very much, ya bloody hooligans! 241 00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:04,451 [ Baby Crying ] 242 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:10,523 [ Tina Squeals, Giggles ] I need mineral water. 243 00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:13,860 Ahh. Oh! Oh, no. 244 00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:16,396 Not-- No. The dark is best. 245 00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:21,201 Ohh. Oh, God. Water. 246 00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:23,403 [ Picks Up Telephone, Dials ] 247 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:26,105 Room service, please answer, please answer. 248 00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:30,243 Ohh. [ Groans ] 249 00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:41,188 Hello. Is this the concierge, hall porter or front desk? 250 00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:43,390 Oh, front desk! 251 00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:46,226 It's an emergency up here in room 327. 252 00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:48,861 Yes. Yes, room service does not answer, 253 00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:52,332 and we need a dozen bottles of Perrier up here right away. 254 00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:56,536 I know it's 3:00 in the morning, but this is an emergency-- Trinidad rum punch, 255 00:18:56,569 --> 00:19:00,173 stingers, red wine, champagne. 256 00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:01,908 Jesus. How do you do it, Tina? 257 00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:05,878 Tina, could we please do it on the bed tonight? 258 00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:10,417 Tina? 259 00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:14,587 Tina? Where are you? 260 00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:18,591 Help me. Help me. I'm frightened. 261 00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:21,528 Oh, no. My clothes are coming off... 262 00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:23,930 and there's nothing I can do to stop them. 263 00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:27,767 Are you covered for this, Jake? [ Giggles ] 264 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,437 Are you covered? 265 00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:33,773 Oh, I think you better call your insurance man. 266 00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:36,443 Ohh. Call him quick. 267 00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:41,948 You don't really need my insurance man. 268 00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:45,818 I can handle this claim. 269 00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:48,888 [ Rustling ] 270 00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:52,992 [ Tina Giggles ] Ohh, baby. 271 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,295 [ Jake ] Will you still love me when I'm broke? 272 00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:58,665 [ Tina ] Ohh. Good thing this ain't broke. 273 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:01,268 [ Jake ] Let's fix it anyway. [ Door Buzzer ] 274 00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:03,803 [ Jake ] What the hell is that? Don't stop, baby. 275 00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:06,473 - [ Door Buzzer Continues ] - [ Heavy Breathing ] 276 00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:10,677 [ Jake ] Hang on! I'm coming! Me too. Me too. 277 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:13,613 [ Door Buzzer Continues ] [ Tina ] Jake! 278 00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:16,249 Yeah, what? What do you want? 279 00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:19,586 - [ Man ] A dozen mineral water. - Jake! 280 00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:28,828 Yeah. Come on in. 281 00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:42,775 Thanks. I won't see any of that, sir. 282 00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:45,278 What? That'll go to the waiters and the desk men. 283 00:20:45,312 --> 00:20:47,780 [ Sighs ] Oh, Jesus. 284 00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:50,883 - Can I come out now, Jake? - No! 285 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:53,786 Yeah. Do you have change for a £20 note? No. I'm afraid I don't, sir. 286 00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:56,723 Tina, do you have change? I don't know. Look in my purse. 287 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:59,326 - Where is your purse? - I don't know. The floor? 288 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:01,494 It's over there, sir. Under the, um-- 289 00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:11,704 No. Nothing smaller than a ten. 290 00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:13,873 Give it to him. What, are you crazy? 291 00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:15,975 Oh, Christ. Hang on. 292 00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:33,860 Thank you very much. Good night, sir, madam. 293 00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:36,963 Boy, am I thirsty. Double thirsty. 294 00:21:36,996 --> 00:21:40,032 You're gonna to be very popular with the lads at room service. 295 00:21:40,066 --> 00:21:42,702 [ British Accent ] "Oh, room 327. I'll take that. 296 00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:45,838 I hear she tips good and might be naked." 297 00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:48,708 Don't be such a prude, Jake. The human body's a beautiful thing. 298 00:21:48,741 --> 00:21:50,877 So... flash me. 299 00:21:53,112 --> 00:21:55,715 Sixty-four days. I was counting. 300 00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:58,084 It's the longest anything's lasted in two years. 301 00:21:58,117 --> 00:22:02,021 But you knew he really wasn't the one for you anyway. 302 00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:04,924 Just because he was married? No. Of course not. 303 00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:06,926 Because of those other things I told you? 304 00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:11,364 Well, you said you liked that anyway. I didn't mind it sometimes. 305 00:22:11,398 --> 00:22:13,800 So why, then? It's simple. 306 00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:15,702 He didn't wanna spend money on you. You could always tell. 307 00:22:15,735 --> 00:22:17,770 He'd get you take-out Chinese, then tell you about... 308 00:22:17,804 --> 00:22:21,474 the scuba-diving equipment he bought for himself. 309 00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:24,076 That's not his fault. I told him I liked Oriental food. 310 00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:26,946 Men are such strange creatures. 311 00:22:26,979 --> 00:22:30,116 No. Jake and I ran into Larry last night, 312 00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:32,485 and Larry pretended that Jake didn't exist. 313 00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:35,955 So Jake wanted to be smart, which made Larry ignore him even more. 314 00:22:35,988 --> 00:22:40,427 Really, there's no difference between grown men and little boys. 315 00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:42,462 It's the same as it was in the sandbox, 316 00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:44,664 except for then they wanted to pull your panties down in public. 317 00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:47,434 [ Giggles ] 318 00:22:47,467 --> 00:22:49,101 You're so lucky with Jake, though. 319 00:22:49,135 --> 00:22:51,771 He gives you everything you want. 320 00:22:51,804 --> 00:22:53,806 I wanted to talk to you about that. 321 00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:58,545 Will you promise on your soul not to say anything to anyone? 322 00:22:58,578 --> 00:23:01,948 Promise. Jake needs some extra cash for a scheme of his... 323 00:23:01,981 --> 00:23:04,016 and he wants to sell my Henry Moore. 324 00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:06,719 Oh, no. That's yours. 325 00:23:06,753 --> 00:23:10,523 Of course it is. But, you know, you can't trust men. 326 00:23:10,557 --> 00:23:13,860 I'm afraid he might sell it behind my back. 327 00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:16,729 I was wondering, if I brought it round to you wrapped in a napkin, 328 00:23:16,763 --> 00:23:18,965 would you keep it for me for a while? 329 00:23:18,998 --> 00:23:21,568 Well, he'd suspect, wouldn't he? I mean, he knows we're friends. 330 00:23:21,601 --> 00:23:24,170 Well, I could just say it was stolen, 331 00:23:24,203 --> 00:23:26,939 and you could just say you don't know what we're talking about. 332 00:23:28,007 --> 00:23:30,677 Okay. Sure. 333 00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:32,679 It's simple. 334 00:23:32,712 --> 00:23:34,681 [ Speaking Portuguese ] 335 00:23:37,650 --> 00:23:39,619 Hello. 336 00:23:39,652 --> 00:23:42,188 [ Speaking Portuguese ] 337 00:23:50,797 --> 00:23:53,600 [ Speaking Portuguese ] 338 00:23:56,736 --> 00:23:58,705 [ Laughing ] 339 00:24:01,641 --> 00:24:04,711 Well, you were my first choice. Maybe next time. 340 00:24:06,646 --> 00:24:09,949 I will. Yeah. Give ours to Vikki. 341 00:24:09,982 --> 00:24:11,984 Right. Bye. 342 00:24:13,085 --> 00:24:15,087 Jerk. 343 00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:37,810 [ Cooing, Snoring ] 344 00:25:11,177 --> 00:25:13,846 [ Tina Giggles ] 345 00:25:15,915 --> 00:25:18,150 [ No Audio ] 346 00:25:26,325 --> 00:25:29,128 [ Tina Breathing Heavily ] 347 00:25:53,219 --> 00:25:57,256 You take a long time, by the way. Well, it's worth it, right? 348 00:25:57,289 --> 00:25:59,291 [ Giggles ] I guess so. 349 00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:02,862 Oh, good evening. Ah! My money! I forgot. 350 00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:04,697 I gotta get my wallet. 351 00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:09,201 Damn elevators. Those guys are everywhere. 352 00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:23,215 He's retiring soon, collects stamps. 353 00:26:23,249 --> 00:26:25,752 Yeah, and my money. Any day now. 354 00:26:58,417 --> 00:27:01,788 [ Water Running ] 355 00:27:01,821 --> 00:27:04,924 Tina, honey, hurry up. The waiter's waiting to see you naked. 356 00:27:07,827 --> 00:27:09,829 Thank you. 357 00:27:13,199 --> 00:27:15,167 Come on, before your stuff gets cold. 358 00:27:15,201 --> 00:27:17,670 [ Door Shuts ] Uh-huh. 359 00:27:21,708 --> 00:27:24,010 Well, that was a witty thing to do. 360 00:27:24,043 --> 00:27:27,013 What was? The little Henry Moore-- it's gone. 361 00:27:27,046 --> 00:27:30,016 What do you mean? Come on, Jake. Where is it? 362 00:27:30,049 --> 00:27:32,151 What are you talking about, "it's gone"? 363 00:27:32,184 --> 00:27:35,454 Well, uh, look. Look. 364 00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:37,289 [ Clears Throat ] 365 00:27:41,193 --> 00:27:43,162 Yeah. So what, it's under the bed? 366 00:27:43,195 --> 00:27:46,232 Jake. Oh, it's under Joan's bed? 367 00:27:46,265 --> 00:27:48,835 Jake, what have you done with it? What have I done with it? 368 00:27:48,868 --> 00:27:51,838 I didn't do anything with it. It's-It's gone, right? 369 00:27:51,871 --> 00:27:54,707 Okay. All right. Ha ha ha ha. 370 00:27:54,741 --> 00:27:58,377 Ha ha ha ha. Let's just get the little insurance thing started. 371 00:27:58,410 --> 00:28:02,014 Yeah, okay. "Ha ha ha." Great. 372 00:28:02,048 --> 00:28:05,852 And, uh, if anyone's taken it somewhere, it's you. 373 00:28:05,885 --> 00:28:08,187 Let's remember it was your idea in the first place. 374 00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:11,423 Look, Jake-- I will hand it to you, though. You're sneakier than I thought. 375 00:28:11,457 --> 00:28:14,460 No. Maybe just as sneaky. Look, Jake. I don't know where it is. 376 00:28:14,493 --> 00:28:17,463 Sure. I believe you. I trust you implicitly. Oh, I can tell. 377 00:28:17,496 --> 00:28:21,233 Okay. Well, I guess we'd better call and report it, right? 378 00:28:21,267 --> 00:28:23,235 Isn't that what you do? Well, I guess so. 379 00:28:23,269 --> 00:28:25,337 You're the guy. You should know. Right. 380 00:28:25,371 --> 00:28:28,040 Yeah. Just don't call me when they send you up the river. 381 00:28:28,074 --> 00:28:30,242 Likewise, okay? Likewise. 382 00:28:30,276 --> 00:28:33,212 And you don't know anything about it? 383 00:28:33,245 --> 00:28:35,281 Okay. Here goes. 384 00:28:35,314 --> 00:28:37,784 Swear to me. I swear. 385 00:28:37,817 --> 00:28:40,086 I swear! God, I swear! Let loose of me! God-- 386 00:28:44,123 --> 00:28:46,325 Yeah. Could I speak with the manager please? 387 00:28:46,358 --> 00:28:49,395 Yeah. It's Jake Bartholemew. Room 3-2-7. 388 00:28:57,804 --> 00:28:59,772 [ Grunts ] Ow! 389 00:28:59,806 --> 00:29:01,941 Yeah. 390 00:29:01,974 --> 00:29:05,244 [ Sighs ] [ Victor ] £25,000? 391 00:29:05,277 --> 00:29:10,082 - Insured? - Oh, yes. Thank goodness. 392 00:29:10,116 --> 00:29:14,020 Where was it kept? Apparently on a side table like a dish of peanuts. 393 00:29:14,053 --> 00:29:18,858 Have they any ideas? No, he just telephoned to say the damned thing's gone missing. 394 00:29:18,891 --> 00:29:21,861 Better get on to Detective Fagan, will you? Start him off. 395 00:29:21,894 --> 00:29:25,197 Fagan's drinking again. Well, somebody's got to do it. 396 00:29:25,231 --> 00:29:28,000 I suppose you had better. 397 00:29:28,034 --> 00:29:31,971 Right you are, sir. Let's try and keep it to ourselves, shall we? 398 00:29:32,004 --> 00:29:34,173 3-2-7. Mr. Bartholemew. 399 00:29:35,942 --> 00:29:39,545 Ah. Mr. Bartholemew. If it's not too much trouble, 400 00:29:39,578 --> 00:29:43,315 I'd like to send Mr. Swayle up to get some information from you. 401 00:29:43,349 --> 00:29:47,319 Yes. Our regular man, Detective Fagan, is down with the flu. 402 00:29:47,353 --> 00:29:49,588 Oh, no, no, no. No, I assure you, 403 00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:53,325 if anyone can get to the bottom of this, it's our Mr. Swayle. 404 00:29:53,359 --> 00:29:57,864 Yes. Mr. Swayle was attached to an intelligence unit during his army service. 405 00:29:57,897 --> 00:30:00,466 Of course. Certainly. By all means. Thank you so much. 406 00:30:02,201 --> 00:30:04,470 Actually, it was the catering corps, sir. 407 00:30:07,206 --> 00:30:09,608 This afternoon, Victor, after lunch. 408 00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:11,844 Sir. 409 00:30:15,014 --> 00:30:17,850 [ Telephone Ringing ] 410 00:30:21,420 --> 00:30:24,156 Hello. Yes. 411 00:30:24,190 --> 00:30:26,959 Yes, it is. Yeah. Put him through. 412 00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:31,931 Um, Mr. Mundy, I'm calling because one of the items... 413 00:30:31,964 --> 00:30:35,167 which is covered in my policy has apparently been stolen. 414 00:30:37,103 --> 00:30:39,638 Uh-huh. Yeah. 415 00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:44,476 Yeah. It's a small bronze head by Henry Moore. 416 00:30:44,510 --> 00:30:47,579 Uh-huh. Yes. It was here on a bedside table. 417 00:30:49,048 --> 00:30:50,849 Yes. In the hotel. 418 00:30:52,618 --> 00:30:54,954 What? Yes. 419 00:30:54,987 --> 00:31:00,359 Yes, it is! It is covered in the "agreed values" section of the policy. 420 00:31:00,392 --> 00:31:03,329 I pay more premium, but it's covered. A special clause. 421 00:31:03,362 --> 00:31:05,597 Jake, I'm going out for a while. 422 00:31:05,631 --> 00:31:08,034 Well, you better check. I'll go with you. Hang on. 423 00:31:08,067 --> 00:31:10,036 No. It's okay. I'm going for a walk. 424 00:31:10,069 --> 00:31:13,105 - Where you going? - Just out. A walk. 425 00:31:13,139 --> 00:31:17,409 Well, I'll go with you. Yeah, uh, but, look, I can't talk right now. 426 00:31:17,443 --> 00:31:20,246 I've got another call coming. Yeah. Okay. Tomorrow. Bye. 427 00:31:27,186 --> 00:31:29,255 Tina? 428 00:31:33,059 --> 00:31:35,661 [ Telephone Ringing ] 429 00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:45,404 Teddy, when you told me to go into cocoa, you practically guaranteed it. 430 00:31:45,437 --> 00:31:49,075 No. I realize you can't predict a dock strike in Sierra Leone, 431 00:31:49,108 --> 00:31:52,411 but a $30,000 margin call is nothing, Teddy. 432 00:31:52,444 --> 00:31:56,082 And, anyway, I would really rather not be pressed on it today. 433 00:31:56,115 --> 00:32:00,186 Tina is very upset. Her little Henry Moore statue got stolen. 434 00:32:00,219 --> 00:32:05,024 Yeah, it's insured. $50,000. So, you know, look at that as collateral for your margin. 435 00:32:05,057 --> 00:32:08,961 Right. No, she wouldn't mind. Why should she mind? 436 00:32:08,995 --> 00:32:13,099 Anyway, Teddy, the cocoa's gonna be off the dock soon. Right? 437 00:32:13,132 --> 00:32:16,235 Worse? What are y-- What could be worse than that? 438 00:32:17,669 --> 00:32:19,505 Dumping it into the ocean? 439 00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:27,579 Well, I mean, you can dredge up cocoa, can't you? 440 00:32:27,613 --> 00:32:32,518 Well, I don't know. You could call that guy who found the Titanic. 441 00:32:32,551 --> 00:32:35,554 Teddy, I realize the position it puts you in. Yes, we're friend-- 442 00:32:35,587 --> 00:32:39,325 Teddy, please don't talk about liquidating me. 443 00:32:39,358 --> 00:32:42,995 Ted-Teddy. Teddy, I am asking for grace. Grace? 444 00:32:58,744 --> 00:33:00,546 [ Manager Conversing ] 445 00:33:02,214 --> 00:33:05,351 - Oh, Mr. Bartholemew. - Excuse me. Hi. 446 00:33:05,384 --> 00:33:07,386 [ Speaks Arabic ] How are you? 447 00:33:11,690 --> 00:33:13,692 [ Buzzs ] 448 00:33:23,269 --> 00:33:27,539 Yes? Mrs. Bartholemew, I'm Victor Swayle, the assistant manager. 449 00:33:27,573 --> 00:33:31,110 Is Mr. Bartholemew in? He's expecting me. He's out. 450 00:33:31,143 --> 00:33:34,413 Well, I'm here concerning your robbery. 451 00:33:34,446 --> 00:33:37,249 I'm very sorry to hear about it. So am I. 452 00:33:37,283 --> 00:33:39,551 I just wanted to ask you a few questions. 453 00:33:39,585 --> 00:33:42,521 Oh, come in. 454 00:33:42,554 --> 00:33:46,725 I really can't tell you much. It was just here yesterday and gone today. 455 00:33:46,758 --> 00:33:49,228 It's gone, missing, stolen. 456 00:33:49,261 --> 00:33:51,630 You've looked around the suite? Sure. Everywhere. 457 00:33:51,663 --> 00:33:53,465 No sign. 458 00:33:54,733 --> 00:33:56,702 It's just gone, missing, stolen. 459 00:33:59,238 --> 00:34:02,208 Oh, Jake. This is Mr.-- 460 00:34:02,241 --> 00:34:04,410 Swayle. Swayle. 461 00:34:04,443 --> 00:34:08,514 Mr. Swayle. He's from the hotel to investigate. 462 00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:11,717 Oh. Hi. I told him we couldn't help much. 463 00:34:11,750 --> 00:34:15,321 Uh, no, we can't. Not much. It's gone. Stolen, I guess. 464 00:34:15,354 --> 00:34:18,357 Have you notified the police? 465 00:34:18,390 --> 00:34:21,560 The police. No, we haven't. Not yet. 466 00:34:21,593 --> 00:34:24,430 Well, maybe we can hold that off for a while. 467 00:34:24,463 --> 00:34:27,166 We're conducting our own investigations, and, obviously, 468 00:34:27,199 --> 00:34:30,669 if we can keep it in-house and return you your goods, 469 00:34:30,702 --> 00:34:32,771 we'll all be happier. 470 00:34:32,804 --> 00:34:36,808 Mrs. Bartholemew, Mr. Bartholemew, thank you for your help. 471 00:34:36,842 --> 00:34:41,380 Can't say how sorry I am that such a thing should have happened in our hotel. 472 00:34:41,413 --> 00:34:43,549 I do hope that you won't hold it against us. 473 00:34:43,582 --> 00:34:46,752 Oh, us? No. We wouldn't dream of it. 474 00:34:46,785 --> 00:34:51,157 Mr. Bartholemew, I wonder if I could just have a word in private. 475 00:34:52,324 --> 00:34:54,293 Sure. Okay. 476 00:35:11,243 --> 00:35:14,880 Uh, Mr. Bartholemew, I'm sorry to have to mention this today, but it's the bill. 477 00:35:14,913 --> 00:35:17,383 It's getting heavily on the debit side, 478 00:35:17,416 --> 00:35:20,686 and we would want to see some very serious reductions within the next three days, 479 00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:23,222 otherwise we shall have to start taking measures. 480 00:35:23,255 --> 00:35:25,457 Look, uh, Mr.-- Swayle. 481 00:35:25,491 --> 00:35:29,361 Mr. Swayle. A $60,000 artwork is missing from your hotel. 482 00:35:29,395 --> 00:35:31,363 I would say the debit is on your side. 483 00:35:31,397 --> 00:35:34,400 Well, please, Mr.-- Your hotel. 484 00:35:34,433 --> 00:35:37,236 So I think the last thing we should worry about... 485 00:35:37,269 --> 00:35:39,571 is the size of my hotel bill. 486 00:35:39,605 --> 00:35:45,411 In fact, the lawsuit which I'm attempting to persuade my wife not to file... 487 00:35:45,444 --> 00:35:50,682 would make my hotel bill look like a one-hour rental in a Tijuana bordello! 488 00:35:50,716 --> 00:35:53,885 Please, Mr. Bordell-- Mr. Bartholemew. I know how upsetting this is for you. 489 00:35:53,919 --> 00:35:57,256 No, you don't know what upsetting is, you stupid prick. 490 00:36:10,636 --> 00:36:13,439 [ Chattering ] 491 00:36:23,515 --> 00:36:26,318 [ No Audio ] 492 00:36:31,690 --> 00:36:33,725 [ Chattering ] 493 00:36:49,441 --> 00:36:51,543 It was fun to stay in for a change. 494 00:36:53,512 --> 00:36:57,416 It makes me feel old, stayin' in, watching TV with you. 495 00:36:57,449 --> 00:36:59,985 Maybe it wasn't a really great TV night. 496 00:37:00,018 --> 00:37:04,956 I mean, how many times will they allow Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde to be remade? 497 00:37:04,990 --> 00:37:06,958 Is it an infinite number? 498 00:37:06,992 --> 00:37:10,329 It reminds me of home, my mother, my father. 499 00:37:10,362 --> 00:37:12,531 The story line or the characters? 500 00:37:12,564 --> 00:37:14,866 No. Staying in and watching TV... 501 00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:16,968 because they had nowhere else to go. 502 00:37:23,409 --> 00:37:25,844 Look, Jake, you don't know what that head means to me. 503 00:37:25,877 --> 00:37:28,380 Sure, I love it, but I'm frightened without it. 504 00:37:28,414 --> 00:37:30,682 It's the only thing that I've got in the world. 505 00:37:30,716 --> 00:37:33,885 Tina, it was your idea to steal it in the first place. 506 00:37:33,919 --> 00:37:37,055 To help you. I mean, is your family really out of the question? 507 00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:40,859 Yeah. Military school is the last thing I said I would ever take from them. 508 00:37:40,892 --> 00:37:43,562 And your sister and your brother? My sister's having a baby. 509 00:37:43,595 --> 00:37:45,731 My brother wouldn't give me the sweat off his balls. 510 00:37:45,764 --> 00:37:48,700 Oh, God, Jake. I mean, we should have been in Sardegna by now. 511 00:37:48,734 --> 00:37:51,503 What are we doing in this dump? Dump? 512 00:37:51,537 --> 00:37:53,572 Who are you, the Queen Mother? Oh, the big breadwinner. 513 00:37:53,605 --> 00:37:57,042 "It's not a problem problem," it's just a problem... 514 00:37:57,075 --> 00:37:59,878 when the only thing of value in your wallet's the leather. 515 00:37:59,911 --> 00:38:04,049 If I were you, I'd stay away from leather as a general topic of conversation, 516 00:38:04,082 --> 00:38:09,421 at least until you can find it in your heart to cut down your shoe consumption. 517 00:38:09,455 --> 00:38:13,825 I mean, you know, I always thank God for Sundays, 'cause it means you can't go shopping. 518 00:38:13,859 --> 00:38:16,695 On the seventh day she rested and she drank. 519 00:38:16,728 --> 00:38:20,766 Screw you. Screw you! Get it back and give it back! Keep your voice down. 520 00:38:20,799 --> 00:38:23,101 I don't wanna wake up everyone. Why? Why? 521 00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:25,103 They're gonna throw us outta here anyway! 522 00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:27,105 One more time, where were you this morning? 523 00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:29,107 I told you, I went for a walk. Bullshit. 524 00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:31,643 If you went for a walk, you would've come back with packages. 525 00:38:31,677 --> 00:38:35,647 I went for a walk in the street. Yeah, maybe over to Joan's carrying a little bundle. 526 00:38:35,681 --> 00:38:38,717 Ow! Where were you? And don't tell me out buying cigars. 527 00:38:38,750 --> 00:38:40,719 Because I know you can have them sent up. 528 00:38:40,752 --> 00:38:43,755 I went somewhere else. Okay? 529 00:38:43,789 --> 00:38:46,091 Now, stop it. 530 00:38:46,124 --> 00:38:49,361 Come on. Come here. 531 00:38:49,395 --> 00:38:52,030 What are we fighting about? 532 00:38:52,063 --> 00:38:54,032 Come on. We're in this together. 533 00:38:54,065 --> 00:38:58,404 Oh, God. Just get it back and give it back to me. 534 00:39:03,642 --> 00:39:05,444 Well? 535 00:39:08,414 --> 00:39:12,384 What are you gonna do? I'm thinking. 536 00:39:12,418 --> 00:39:14,019 I thought I heard something rattling. 537 00:39:19,858 --> 00:39:22,428 [ Rustling ] 538 00:40:10,509 --> 00:40:13,445 Now, your name is Mr. Jake Bartholemew? 539 00:40:13,479 --> 00:40:16,515 Jonathan. Jonathan. 540 00:40:16,548 --> 00:40:18,850 And you normally reside where? 541 00:40:18,884 --> 00:40:21,019 Well, uh, we don't. 542 00:40:21,052 --> 00:40:23,188 We travel, uh, don't we, honey? 543 00:40:23,221 --> 00:40:28,093 Normally we would have been in Sardegna if it weren't for this. 544 00:40:28,126 --> 00:40:32,531 Can I just ask, Mr. Bartholemew, your date and place of birth, please? 545 00:40:32,564 --> 00:40:36,835 Plainfield, New Jersey. Uh, July 8, 1955. 546 00:40:38,904 --> 00:40:41,573 And your full name, please, Mrs. Bartholemew? 547 00:40:41,607 --> 00:40:44,776 Tina Leslie Bartholemew. 548 00:40:44,810 --> 00:40:46,978 Leslie. 549 00:40:47,012 --> 00:40:50,115 And, um, forgive me if I ask you too. 550 00:40:50,148 --> 00:40:54,019 I feel very ungallant sometimes, but, uh... 551 00:40:54,052 --> 00:40:56,054 um, you were born-- March 12, 552 00:40:56,087 --> 00:40:58,857 1959. 553 00:40:58,890 --> 00:41:00,726 Pensacola, Florida, U.S.A. 554 00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:05,030 And the date of your marriage? 555 00:41:05,063 --> 00:41:08,567 Well... 556 00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:12,971 we're not, in the classic sense of the term, actually married. 557 00:41:16,074 --> 00:41:18,777 Well, there's no harm in that. 558 00:41:18,810 --> 00:41:20,779 But, uh, you've known each other for-- 559 00:41:20,812 --> 00:41:24,182 - Two years. Two years. - Two years. 560 00:41:24,215 --> 00:41:27,485 We learn a little more about each other every day. 561 00:41:30,221 --> 00:41:33,525 But do we really need all the personal questions? 562 00:41:33,559 --> 00:41:38,630 Well, it's just part of the procedure to satisfy the insurance company. 563 00:41:38,664 --> 00:41:41,600 Just helps them deal a little bit more quickly with your claim. 564 00:41:41,633 --> 00:41:43,769 Now, uh, 565 00:41:43,802 --> 00:41:46,104 where did you purchase it, Mr. Bartholemew? 566 00:41:46,137 --> 00:41:48,674 [ Both ] It was a gift. From who? 567 00:41:48,707 --> 00:41:51,643 Well, from Tina's first husband. 568 00:41:51,677 --> 00:41:55,547 First husband? Uh, you've been married twice, then? 569 00:41:55,581 --> 00:41:58,650 No. Jake means the man I was married to. 570 00:41:58,684 --> 00:42:00,819 His name? 571 00:42:00,852 --> 00:42:03,121 [ Tina ] Larry. 572 00:42:03,154 --> 00:42:05,791 Laurence Oates. Laurence Oates. 573 00:42:05,824 --> 00:42:10,328 Laurence... Oates. 574 00:42:10,361 --> 00:42:12,564 You were divorced when? 575 00:42:12,598 --> 00:42:18,136 Well, in the classic sense of the term, 576 00:42:18,169 --> 00:42:21,039 it's not final yet. 577 00:42:21,072 --> 00:42:22,974 So, legally, you're still Mrs. Laurence Oates? 578 00:42:23,008 --> 00:42:26,177 Yes. Legally. 579 00:42:30,649 --> 00:42:33,652 [ Doughty ] She would have done 3-2-7 two nights ago. 580 00:42:33,685 --> 00:42:36,722 Well, ask Jenny if she has any idea... 581 00:42:36,755 --> 00:42:39,357 where a £25,000 Henry Moore statuette may have got to. 582 00:42:39,390 --> 00:42:42,628 I won't ask her that, not in those terms. 583 00:42:42,661 --> 00:42:46,064 Ask her if she remembers seeing such a statuette. 584 00:42:46,097 --> 00:42:50,235 Ask her if she knows what it looks like and where it was put. 585 00:42:55,641 --> 00:42:57,743 The small head on the table by the bed? 586 00:42:57,776 --> 00:42:59,845 [ Whispering ] 587 00:43:01,412 --> 00:43:03,849 Yes. Yes. 588 00:43:03,882 --> 00:43:06,251 Yes, yes, yes. Yes, thank you, Victor. 589 00:43:06,284 --> 00:43:08,319 Yes. [ Clears Throat ] Mrs. Doughty, 590 00:43:08,353 --> 00:43:10,722 I think the most sensible thing to do... 591 00:43:10,756 --> 00:43:13,258 would be to search wherever it is that Jenny lives. 592 00:43:13,291 --> 00:43:15,761 Mr. Swayle can do it. He's a trained man. 593 00:43:20,065 --> 00:43:22,000 [ Doughty ] Why her place? She wants to know. 594 00:43:22,033 --> 00:43:24,402 Well, she was the one on duty. Reports have to be made. 595 00:43:24,435 --> 00:43:27,973 It'll save time. Take your choice. 596 00:43:28,006 --> 00:43:30,709 Now, I'm sure it's not Jenny that's done it, et cetera, et cetera, 597 00:43:30,742 --> 00:43:33,111 but life is hard, Mrs. Doughty. 598 00:43:33,144 --> 00:43:35,781 Let's just get it out of the way... 599 00:43:35,814 --> 00:43:39,084 and then Jenny can come back and finish her work here, 600 00:43:39,117 --> 00:43:42,120 or whatever, as the case may be. 601 00:43:48,193 --> 00:43:52,430 I've had a word with the hotel. He's three weeks behind with the bill. 602 00:43:52,463 --> 00:43:55,967 And he had the statue valued just the day before for £20,000. 603 00:43:56,001 --> 00:43:59,437 And he's in cocoa, and there's tons of it piled up in a dock strike in Sierra Leone. 604 00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:03,408 [ Telephone Ringing ] And he's having serious money problems. 605 00:44:03,441 --> 00:44:06,978 So I'd stall on that claim for quite a while. Even if we don't turn up with anything, 606 00:44:07,012 --> 00:44:09,447 I bet we can make a deal. Mundy here. 607 00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:12,718 Oh, hello, Mr. Bartholemew. What can I do for you? 608 00:44:12,751 --> 00:44:16,454 Well, first, we'll be needing a report from our adjuster-- I understand Mr. Slaughter. 609 00:44:16,487 --> 00:44:19,324 Did he, in fact, get over to see you this morning? 610 00:44:19,357 --> 00:44:22,160 Well, you can't ever pin a date down exactly. 611 00:44:22,193 --> 00:44:24,362 There's a lot of paperwork involved. 612 00:44:24,395 --> 00:44:28,333 Oh, usually not more than six to eight weeks. 613 00:44:28,366 --> 00:44:33,004 Yes. Yes. Six to eight weeks, I'm afraid. 614 00:44:47,218 --> 00:44:51,056 Mr. Swayle, Jenny would like to use the bathroom if that's all right. 615 00:44:51,089 --> 00:44:54,159 Ah, well, tell her not to be too long then. 616 00:45:07,072 --> 00:45:09,707 Nothing in here. 617 00:45:11,476 --> 00:45:13,444 I think I'll do the bathroom next. 618 00:45:13,478 --> 00:45:16,347 [ Toilet Flushing ] 619 00:45:38,804 --> 00:45:40,405 [ Doughty ] Mr. Swayle? 620 00:45:41,907 --> 00:45:44,109 Yes? 621 00:45:44,142 --> 00:45:48,313 Uh, Jenny says she feels embarrassed. Why is that, Mrs. Doughty? 622 00:45:48,346 --> 00:45:52,117 Don't look at her while I'm talking to you, otherwise you'll embarrass her more. 623 00:45:52,150 --> 00:45:55,353 - Just get on with your work. - All right, Mrs. Doughty. 624 00:45:55,386 --> 00:45:59,424 Apparently, she put some things into the sink to soak before going out, 625 00:45:59,457 --> 00:46:02,060 and she wouldn't have left them had she known you were coming. 626 00:46:03,161 --> 00:46:05,163 Excuse me. 627 00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:17,242 - What's going on? - Who are you? 628 00:46:17,275 --> 00:46:22,147 - That's what I said. - I'm a friend of Jenny's from the society. 629 00:46:22,180 --> 00:46:26,117 This, uh, gentleman, is from the hotel where she works. 630 00:46:26,151 --> 00:46:28,319 He's looking for something. 631 00:46:28,353 --> 00:46:31,256 What thing? Something that's gone missing. 632 00:46:31,289 --> 00:46:34,292 So why's he looking here? He thinks Jenny's nicked it? 633 00:46:37,428 --> 00:46:39,164 Just hold on, son. Just a second. 634 00:46:39,197 --> 00:46:42,400 - What are you doing? - Leaving. 635 00:46:42,433 --> 00:46:44,836 I'm going to have to ask to search that garment. 636 00:46:44,870 --> 00:46:47,338 Uh, just a technicality. I wouldn't refuse. 637 00:46:54,179 --> 00:46:56,181 Okay, son. Off you go now. 638 00:46:57,949 --> 00:47:01,019 [ Groans ] Oh, you little bastard. 639 00:47:05,623 --> 00:47:07,558 Are you all right, Mr. Swayle? 640 00:47:07,592 --> 00:47:10,028 I'll be all right in a second. [ Whimpers ] 641 00:47:11,162 --> 00:47:14,265 Just-Just gotta sit. [ Whimpers ] 642 00:47:14,299 --> 00:47:17,068 Then I'll finish off in here. 643 00:47:17,102 --> 00:47:19,237 Who is that little fuck-wit? 644 00:47:25,243 --> 00:47:28,313 Her brother, she tells me. 645 00:47:28,346 --> 00:47:32,951 Well, you just tell her that if I ever see him again, I will break every bone in his body! 646 00:47:32,984 --> 00:47:35,620 [ Whimpering ] 647 00:47:43,161 --> 00:47:46,364 Tina, you know that insurance money is not gonna be here for a while. 648 00:47:48,366 --> 00:47:51,402 There's a piece of paper in my pocket. Take it out and read it to me. 649 00:47:51,436 --> 00:47:53,204 It'll help clear my mind. What, here? 650 00:47:53,238 --> 00:47:55,240 Yeah. 651 00:48:02,413 --> 00:48:05,683 "Model." Crossed out? Yep. 652 00:48:05,716 --> 00:48:08,086 So what is this? 653 00:48:08,119 --> 00:48:10,989 It's a list of things I could do. 654 00:48:11,022 --> 00:48:14,292 "Airline stewardess. Work in an office." 655 00:48:14,325 --> 00:48:17,495 That's great. "Sell poetry." 656 00:48:17,528 --> 00:48:20,999 What poetry? Oh, you know, those poems I write that you say you like. 657 00:48:21,032 --> 00:48:23,468 I thought, you know, I could find someone and sell them. 658 00:48:28,473 --> 00:48:31,142 "Magazine work. Call Wendy." 659 00:48:33,078 --> 00:48:35,480 Who's Wendy? Oh, Wendy. 660 00:48:35,513 --> 00:48:39,650 She was a model I knew, and now she's this really big-time editor. 661 00:48:39,684 --> 00:48:42,687 And I thought, you know, she might fix me up with something. 662 00:48:42,720 --> 00:48:45,423 "Buddy's Big Boy." 663 00:48:45,456 --> 00:48:48,459 Buddy's Big Boy. Buddy Junior, Buddy Fry, Buddy Coke. $2.99. 664 00:48:48,493 --> 00:48:51,329 I used to do it when I was 17. "Other." 665 00:48:51,362 --> 00:48:53,999 Other things I could do. I just don't know what they are yet. 666 00:48:54,032 --> 00:48:56,301 Tina. [ Sniffles ] 667 00:48:56,334 --> 00:48:59,270 It's okay. I'll fix it. Don't worry. 668 00:49:01,039 --> 00:49:05,176 I do worry. Look, you can do anything you wanna do. 669 00:49:05,210 --> 00:49:07,012 You're young. Not forever. 670 00:49:10,348 --> 00:49:12,383 [ Sighs ] Look, don't get me wrong... 671 00:49:12,417 --> 00:49:14,685 if I say that I thought that I could rely on you. 672 00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:17,055 I know that's not fair. 673 00:49:17,088 --> 00:49:20,691 It's just, well, I thought that's the way things worked. 674 00:49:20,725 --> 00:49:23,361 That's how they've always worked before. 675 00:49:23,394 --> 00:49:25,363 You mean Larry-wise. 676 00:49:25,396 --> 00:49:28,066 Yeah. Larry-wise. Wise Larry. 677 00:49:28,099 --> 00:49:30,001 Honey. Baby. Tina. 678 00:49:32,137 --> 00:49:34,205 Now, you gotta tell me where it is. 679 00:49:35,740 --> 00:49:38,276 I can't. I don't have it. 680 00:49:38,309 --> 00:49:42,080 Well, I'll tell you something. I don't have it either. Well, how do I know? 681 00:49:42,113 --> 00:49:45,450 Tina, if I had the statue, I would have sold it... 682 00:49:45,483 --> 00:49:48,553 and we would be out of here! 683 00:49:48,586 --> 00:49:52,223 Look, you know, you know, w-we're fighting. 684 00:49:52,257 --> 00:49:54,359 Say we break up. What do I have? 685 00:49:54,392 --> 00:49:56,694 What do I have? What do you have? 686 00:49:56,727 --> 00:49:59,697 What do you have? No! What do I have? 687 00:49:59,730 --> 00:50:04,035 I have a shitload of debts and a lot of trouble! 688 00:50:04,069 --> 00:50:06,071 Don't you shout at me! 689 00:50:08,273 --> 00:50:13,044 Don't shout at me! Just do something! I don't care what it is. 690 00:50:16,581 --> 00:50:18,649 Okay. 691 00:50:47,845 --> 00:50:51,316 So what is it with you two at the moment? 692 00:50:51,349 --> 00:50:56,621 Uh... you know, ever since that little statue got stolen. Do you know about that? 693 00:50:59,124 --> 00:51:01,259 Yeah, I heard something about that. 694 00:51:01,292 --> 00:51:04,329 Would I do something like that and upset poor Tina? 695 00:51:10,168 --> 00:51:12,837 So, what can I do for you? 696 00:51:12,870 --> 00:51:16,541 I told you, I just wanted to get out of the hotel for a while. 697 00:51:16,574 --> 00:51:19,377 Why me? All I know are... 698 00:51:19,410 --> 00:51:21,712 gamblers and brokers and bankers. 699 00:51:21,746 --> 00:51:25,583 And they're mostly men, and I hate men and you're not a man. 700 00:51:25,616 --> 00:51:29,287 On the phone you said you wanted to talk to me about something. 701 00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:33,591 I'd just like to sit here quiet and away for a while. 702 00:51:33,624 --> 00:51:35,893 Okay. 703 00:51:35,926 --> 00:51:39,530 We can sit here quiet... 704 00:51:39,564 --> 00:51:42,367 [ Clears Throat ] until I have to get dressed. 705 00:51:44,402 --> 00:51:48,206 You don't know where it is, I suppose? 706 00:51:50,208 --> 00:51:52,243 [ Woman ] Ta, love. Bye. 707 00:51:52,277 --> 00:51:54,279 So long, my love. 708 00:51:56,581 --> 00:51:59,650 - Can I see you a minute? - What you got, Steve? 709 00:51:59,684 --> 00:52:03,221 You and your mates knock off some more knives and forks? 710 00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:11,629 What you got? 711 00:52:15,966 --> 00:52:18,569 What is it, Steve? 712 00:52:18,603 --> 00:52:21,472 Don't know, Frankie. I found it somewhere. 713 00:52:21,506 --> 00:52:23,441 I reckon it's worth something. 714 00:52:24,875 --> 00:52:27,245 Hot, Steve? 715 00:52:27,278 --> 00:52:31,249 Don't know, Frankie. Just found it somewhere. I think it's worth something. 716 00:52:31,282 --> 00:52:35,586 Not to me, Steve. I wouldn't know what to do with it. 717 00:52:35,620 --> 00:52:38,189 A fiver, Frankie. No, Steve, it's not worth it. 718 00:52:38,223 --> 00:52:40,525 I wouldn't know how to shift it. 719 00:52:40,558 --> 00:52:44,362 It'd just be a liability to me, a worry, Steve. 720 00:52:44,395 --> 00:52:46,864 Ugly-lookin' thing, isn't it? 721 00:52:46,897 --> 00:52:52,337 A couple of quid. No, Steve. I'd like to help, but no, thanks. 722 00:52:52,370 --> 00:52:55,840 I'll still give you a good price if you and the lads can knock off some more silverware. 723 00:52:55,873 --> 00:52:57,942 Yeah, I know, Frankie. 724 00:52:57,975 --> 00:52:59,910 Thanks. 725 00:53:09,420 --> 00:53:11,856 [ Indistinct Chatter ] 726 00:53:11,889 --> 00:53:14,191 Look at the state of him. 727 00:53:16,427 --> 00:53:18,863 By the way, you're taking him home. 728 00:53:18,896 --> 00:53:21,632 What you got in the bag? This? 729 00:53:21,666 --> 00:53:23,701 [ Indistinct Chatter ] 730 00:53:25,603 --> 00:53:27,905 Oh! What the hell's that? 731 00:53:27,938 --> 00:53:30,308 It's worth nothing, mate. Not worth a thing. 732 00:53:30,341 --> 00:53:32,543 Okay. That's the last one. 733 00:53:40,685 --> 00:53:43,288 [ Sniffles ] Here. 734 00:53:47,358 --> 00:53:49,794 Piece of crap. Steve. 735 00:54:00,004 --> 00:54:02,307 Let me have one, Steve. 736 00:54:10,014 --> 00:54:13,518 [ Knock At Door ] Come in. 737 00:54:18,356 --> 00:54:20,291 It's okay. Come on in. 738 00:54:44,382 --> 00:54:48,586 Oh, could you leave some of those bath salts, please? 739 00:54:48,619 --> 00:54:50,521 We've run out. 740 00:54:56,894 --> 00:54:59,964 The bath salts are one of the good things about staying in hotels. 741 00:54:59,997 --> 00:55:02,833 Bath salts and free shampoo. 742 00:55:06,871 --> 00:55:10,575 I do like it when they leave the chocolate on the pillow in gold foil... 743 00:55:10,608 --> 00:55:13,744 with a little message saying "sleep well." 744 00:55:19,484 --> 00:55:21,852 You married? 745 00:55:21,886 --> 00:55:24,589 Ah, it doesn't matter. 746 00:55:24,622 --> 00:55:26,891 You got a man? 747 00:55:28,826 --> 00:55:32,763 You ever feel like it's going to be over, though, 748 00:55:32,797 --> 00:55:37,435 and you don't know what you feel-- if it's good or bad... 749 00:55:37,468 --> 00:55:39,704 or just frightening? 750 00:55:41,972 --> 00:55:44,942 [ Sighs ] Maybe you got kids, though. 751 00:55:46,511 --> 00:55:50,080 Is it better or worse? 752 00:55:50,114 --> 00:55:52,583 [ Chuckles ] Or just more crowded? 753 00:56:01,559 --> 00:56:03,728 The bath salts, remember? 754 00:56:12,036 --> 00:56:14,405 Thanks. 755 00:56:20,845 --> 00:56:23,448 Mother, I'd love to hear more about last night, 756 00:56:23,481 --> 00:56:26,116 but I'm not going to be able to make it. 757 00:56:26,150 --> 00:56:30,421 The magazine. I just got more work to do. 758 00:56:30,455 --> 00:56:32,923 So what if he's 47? Forty-seven's not too young. 759 00:56:32,957 --> 00:56:36,160 You could pass for 47. 760 00:56:36,193 --> 00:56:40,097 He's Italian? I'll call you in the morning, and we'll talk about it then. 761 00:56:40,130 --> 00:56:42,433 Okay, bye. 762 00:56:56,514 --> 00:56:58,816 ** [ Stereo: Jazz ] Is it all right? 763 00:56:58,849 --> 00:57:02,787 It's the best I could do on such short notice. 764 00:57:02,820 --> 00:57:05,923 If you'd given me warning, I could've cooked. I'm a good cook. 765 00:57:05,956 --> 00:57:09,126 The eggs are great. How long have you lived here? 766 00:57:09,159 --> 00:57:12,530 Mm, since college. 767 00:57:12,563 --> 00:57:14,999 My mother married an Englishman, a major. 768 00:57:15,032 --> 00:57:17,802 So I came over one summer and never left, 769 00:57:17,835 --> 00:57:20,137 partly because the major died out fishing one day... 770 00:57:20,170 --> 00:57:23,040 and partly because of other reasons-- 771 00:57:23,073 --> 00:57:25,075 the boyfriends. 772 00:57:25,109 --> 00:57:28,513 I meant how long have you lived in this apartment? 773 00:57:28,546 --> 00:57:30,781 [ Laughing ] Oh, I thought you meant in England. 774 00:57:30,815 --> 00:57:33,083 I did. I'm just teasing. 775 00:57:33,117 --> 00:57:35,219 Jake. 776 00:57:36,987 --> 00:57:39,890 So how come you don't have anywhere to live? 777 00:57:39,924 --> 00:57:44,495 Well, my family has a house, but my parents live there. 778 00:57:44,529 --> 00:57:46,697 I don't go there very often. I like to travel around. 779 00:57:47,998 --> 00:57:50,768 Does Tina like it too? So far. 780 00:57:50,801 --> 00:57:53,103 Although I'm beginning to think maybe not so much anymore. 781 00:57:54,839 --> 00:57:57,542 Women are different. 782 00:57:57,575 --> 00:58:02,547 Mm-hmm. I'd sure be happy to travel anywhere and see the world. 783 00:58:02,580 --> 00:58:06,817 - That's not an offer, though. - Why not? 784 00:58:06,851 --> 00:58:09,620 Well, Tina's my friend. 785 00:58:09,654 --> 00:58:13,624 And that's where your loyalties lie? 786 00:58:13,658 --> 00:58:15,593 That's the way it should be. 787 00:58:15,626 --> 00:58:18,262 Girls sticking together and whatever? 788 00:58:18,295 --> 00:58:20,665 It's safer that way. 789 00:58:20,698 --> 00:58:24,735 I don't know that there is any safety, really. 790 00:58:26,771 --> 00:58:30,107 - You don't want any of this rice, do you? - Nah. 791 00:58:30,140 --> 00:58:32,276 ** [ Stereo: Man Singing, Indistinct ] 792 00:58:32,309 --> 00:58:35,546 * With the awesome face 793 00:58:35,580 --> 00:58:39,183 * With your papa on the side ** 794 00:58:39,216 --> 00:58:41,686 I'll get some coffee. 795 00:58:41,719 --> 00:58:44,922 Good evening. It's been a wet day in most parts of the country. 796 00:58:44,955 --> 00:58:48,659 It does look as if this unsettled weather is going to continue. 797 00:58:48,693 --> 00:58:52,262 A lot more rain to come. Let's have a look at-- More rain? 798 00:58:52,296 --> 00:58:54,331 Here's a list of today's rainfall amounts. 799 00:58:54,364 --> 00:58:56,701 You can see London topping the league-- 800 00:58:56,734 --> 00:58:59,604 [ Ringing ] [ Sighing, Moaning ] 801 00:58:59,637 --> 00:59:02,072 [ Ringing Continues ] [ Sighing, Moaning Continue ] 802 00:59:04,308 --> 00:59:06,844 [ Jake ] Don't answer. [ Ringing ] 803 00:59:06,877 --> 00:59:10,080 [ Jake Kissing, Moaning ] [ Joan ] It might be important. 804 00:59:10,114 --> 00:59:12,349 [ Jake ] Not as important as this. [ Ringing Continues ] 805 00:59:12,382 --> 00:59:15,252 [ Joan Moans ] It'll only take a sec. 806 00:59:19,289 --> 00:59:21,626 Hello. Who's this? 807 00:59:21,659 --> 00:59:24,729 Tina! 808 00:59:24,762 --> 00:59:27,097 Not yet, huh? 809 00:59:29,333 --> 00:59:32,336 I wish I could help, but I can't. 810 00:59:37,942 --> 00:59:40,210 Um, no, tonight's not a good idea. 811 00:59:40,244 --> 00:59:42,680 I'm in bed, and I'm half asleep. 812 00:59:44,348 --> 00:59:47,818 Lunch, that's great. Okay. 813 00:59:47,852 --> 00:59:50,587 Okay, I'll talk to you tomorrow. Bye. 814 00:59:57,061 --> 00:59:58,896 [ Sighs ] 815 01:00:14,879 --> 01:00:16,781 Boltons, please. 816 01:00:33,964 --> 01:00:35,933 [ Shatters ] 817 01:00:35,966 --> 01:00:37,902 [ Groans ] 818 01:00:37,935 --> 01:00:40,270 [ Doorbell Rings ] 819 01:00:45,409 --> 01:00:47,878 Oh. 820 01:00:47,912 --> 01:00:49,680 Hi. [ Man ] Who is it? 821 01:00:49,714 --> 01:00:51,882 Tina. 822 01:00:51,916 --> 01:00:53,884 [ People Chattering ] Hi, Jonathan. 823 01:00:53,918 --> 01:00:56,754 Your beard looks swell. Can I come in? 824 01:00:59,757 --> 01:01:01,692 [ Indistinct Chatter ] 825 01:01:01,726 --> 01:01:06,263 Is Larry here? Yes, he's here, upstairs. 826 01:01:06,296 --> 01:01:08,465 He's going to Tokyo in the morning, 827 01:01:08,498 --> 01:01:10,467 but he's got a bad cold, so he went to bed early. 828 01:01:10,500 --> 01:01:12,703 Want to see him? 829 01:01:12,737 --> 01:01:15,272 Sort of. That's why I'm here. 830 01:01:15,305 --> 01:01:17,708 Upstairs. 831 01:01:17,742 --> 01:01:19,777 Second door on the left. 832 01:01:19,810 --> 01:01:22,212 Hi, Melissa. You're looking great. 833 01:01:23,948 --> 01:01:27,084 What is she doing here? 834 01:01:27,117 --> 01:01:30,254 God knows. 835 01:01:32,056 --> 01:01:33,958 It's me. 836 01:01:36,326 --> 01:01:38,863 Can I come in? 837 01:01:38,896 --> 01:01:40,998 You're in. 838 01:01:43,500 --> 01:01:46,036 Sit down. 839 01:01:52,342 --> 01:01:54,378 What's up? 840 01:01:54,411 --> 01:01:58,348 I'm sorry for everything that's happened. I just want you to know that. 841 01:02:00,184 --> 01:02:02,219 I'm glad to know you're consistent. 842 01:02:02,252 --> 01:02:05,790 You said that two years ago. What's up? 843 01:02:05,823 --> 01:02:07,892 I need your help. [ Blowing Nose ] 844 01:02:10,227 --> 01:02:12,429 [ Sniffles ] Why? 845 01:02:14,464 --> 01:02:17,334 My mother's sick, 846 01:02:17,367 --> 01:02:19,804 and she needs the money for an operation. 847 01:02:19,837 --> 01:02:21,906 What kind of operation? 848 01:02:21,939 --> 01:02:25,309 Brain. There's something wrong with her brain, 849 01:02:25,342 --> 01:02:27,477 and she needs to have an operation. 850 01:02:27,511 --> 01:02:31,115 - Where's she having it done? - On her brain. 851 01:02:31,148 --> 01:02:34,251 Tina. Where? What hospital? 852 01:02:34,284 --> 01:02:38,823 Pensacola? Pensacola probably. We just don't know yet. 853 01:02:38,856 --> 01:02:42,492 [ Sighs ] What'll it cost, this operation on your mother's brain? 854 01:02:42,526 --> 01:02:46,230 $50,000... 855 01:02:46,263 --> 01:02:48,332 or so. 856 01:02:51,401 --> 01:02:54,905 What are you doing? Uh, I have got a headache. 857 01:02:54,939 --> 01:02:57,307 I'm looking for aspirin. 858 01:02:57,341 --> 01:02:59,509 In the bathroom. 859 01:02:59,543 --> 01:03:02,246 I've already looked there. I couldn't see any. 860 01:03:03,948 --> 01:03:06,450 What are you doing, going through my things? 861 01:03:06,483 --> 01:03:10,187 I told you, I've got a splitting headache and I'm not thinking straight. 862 01:03:10,220 --> 01:03:12,289 [ Objects Clattering ] 863 01:03:20,330 --> 01:03:23,433 If, uh-- 864 01:03:23,467 --> 01:03:28,572 If you don't want to give money for my mother directly, 865 01:03:28,605 --> 01:03:33,010 um, would you consider buying back... 866 01:03:33,043 --> 01:03:36,146 that little Henry Moore? 867 01:03:36,180 --> 01:03:38,048 That was an anniversary present. 868 01:03:38,082 --> 01:03:41,251 I know. I know. And I cherish it. 869 01:03:41,285 --> 01:03:43,253 But for my mother. 870 01:03:45,489 --> 01:03:48,192 [ Sighs ] All right, if you want me to. 871 01:04:01,238 --> 01:04:03,607 There is one little problem. 872 01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:06,977 Uh-huh. And what's the little problem? 873 01:04:07,011 --> 01:04:09,213 It's been stolen. 874 01:04:09,246 --> 01:04:13,017 So you want me to give you $50,000 for a little head which you don't have? 875 01:04:13,050 --> 01:04:15,986 But we're looking for it. 876 01:04:17,487 --> 01:04:20,190 Have you been drinking? 877 01:04:20,224 --> 01:04:22,192 Only a little bit. 878 01:04:24,594 --> 01:04:26,463 I used to love you, Tina. 879 01:04:28,132 --> 01:04:30,067 I used to love you too, Larry. 880 01:04:31,568 --> 01:04:34,138 I don't love you anymore, Tina. 881 01:04:37,107 --> 01:04:40,210 Hmm, I don't know what I feel anymore. [ Chuckling ] 882 01:04:42,446 --> 01:04:45,182 [ Sighs ] You're not in love with Jake? 883 01:04:48,418 --> 01:04:51,155 [ Sighs ] Yes, I'm in love with Jake. 884 01:04:53,657 --> 01:04:55,592 Then I can't help you. 885 01:04:57,962 --> 01:05:00,130 Sorry. 886 01:05:09,239 --> 01:05:12,242 They were in the bathroom. 887 01:05:12,276 --> 01:05:14,678 Oh, I didn't seem them. Hmm. 888 01:05:23,587 --> 01:05:27,124 Oh. Mm. 889 01:05:27,157 --> 01:05:29,459 Boy, those are terrific pills. 890 01:05:29,493 --> 01:05:31,595 I feel much better already. 891 01:05:31,628 --> 01:05:33,930 Hmm. 892 01:05:40,504 --> 01:05:44,241 You're a terrific girl. This is just between you and me, right? 893 01:05:45,709 --> 01:05:48,045 Are you a shit, Jake? 894 01:05:52,049 --> 01:05:54,084 I don't think so. 895 01:05:58,622 --> 01:06:00,324 Sometimes, yeah. 896 01:06:06,363 --> 01:06:08,365 I'm sorry. 897 01:06:15,605 --> 01:06:17,507 I'm sorry. 898 01:06:20,444 --> 01:06:23,213 [ Door Opens ] You're a terrific guy. 899 01:06:23,247 --> 01:06:25,215 [ Door Closes ] 900 01:06:26,750 --> 01:06:29,986 Just between you and me, right? 901 01:07:01,651 --> 01:07:03,787 [ Sniffles ] 902 01:07:08,692 --> 01:07:10,494 [ Sighs ] 903 01:07:14,164 --> 01:07:16,666 Hi, Mom. It's Jake. Yeah. 904 01:07:16,700 --> 01:07:18,802 How are you? 905 01:07:18,835 --> 01:07:21,205 No, I'm in London. 906 01:07:21,238 --> 01:07:24,574 Well, it's, uh-- it's a little after 2:00 here. 907 01:07:24,608 --> 01:07:26,610 Yeah. 908 01:07:26,643 --> 01:07:28,712 I know. It's been a while. 909 01:07:28,745 --> 01:07:30,714 Yeah, I'm happy, very well. 910 01:07:30,747 --> 01:07:34,484 You don't have to worry about me, Mom. Are you okay? 911 01:07:34,518 --> 01:07:37,154 Oh, you just had dinner. Mm-hmm. 912 01:07:37,187 --> 01:07:39,356 It sounds like you just had dinner. 913 01:07:39,389 --> 01:07:42,192 Vodka dinner and gin dinner. 914 01:07:42,226 --> 01:07:44,461 I see. 915 01:07:44,494 --> 01:07:48,332 She's fine, thanks. Yeah, she's very well. Tina. 916 01:07:48,365 --> 01:07:51,201 Tina. Mm-hmm. She's a nice girl, Mom. 917 01:07:51,235 --> 01:07:53,270 You'd like her. 918 01:07:53,303 --> 01:07:56,273 Uh, I don't know why we haven't yet. 919 01:07:56,306 --> 01:07:59,343 I guess we're just not ready. Listen. 920 01:07:59,376 --> 01:08:03,147 I need to talk to Dad. Is he there? 921 01:08:03,180 --> 01:08:05,815 Well, I don't know why he wouldn't be. 922 01:08:05,849 --> 01:08:08,252 Yeah, okay. 923 01:08:15,825 --> 01:08:18,762 Dad? Hello, sir. How are you? 924 01:08:18,795 --> 01:08:22,399 No, I was just calling. Just calling. 925 01:08:22,432 --> 01:08:25,302 Um, 'cause I knew your birthday was coming up... 926 01:08:25,335 --> 01:08:28,338 and I found this new shirt shop-- 927 01:08:28,372 --> 01:08:30,740 No, I know you've got plenty of shirts. 928 01:08:30,774 --> 01:08:34,278 I just thought you might like one of these, and I wanted to check your size. 929 01:08:34,311 --> 01:08:37,447 Right, right, 16 1/2, 36. 930 01:08:37,481 --> 01:08:41,185 Uh, how's business? 931 01:08:41,218 --> 01:08:44,688 Mine? It's going very well, good. [ Thunder Rumbling ] 932 01:08:44,721 --> 01:08:48,458 Um, I wanted to, uh... 933 01:08:48,492 --> 01:08:50,827 see, um-- 934 01:08:50,860 --> 01:08:52,829 to, uh-- 935 01:08:52,862 --> 01:08:55,799 Is Mom all right? 936 01:08:55,832 --> 01:08:59,369 No, it just sounded like she had just had dinner. 937 01:08:59,403 --> 01:09:02,272 Yeah. Okay. 938 01:09:02,306 --> 01:09:06,243 Yes, sir. 16 1/2, 36. 939 01:09:06,276 --> 01:09:08,612 Uh, yes, sir. Bye. 940 01:09:15,352 --> 01:09:17,287 [ Thunder Rumbling ] 941 01:09:44,514 --> 01:09:47,651 [ Tina Vomiting ] 942 01:09:47,684 --> 01:09:50,320 Tina, how can you have anything left? 943 01:09:50,354 --> 01:09:53,223 You told me you just had half a hamburger. 944 01:09:53,257 --> 01:09:56,260 A bucket of martinis and a bottle of champagne. [ Phone Ringing ] 945 01:09:56,293 --> 01:09:58,762 Oh, God. You gotta get that for me... 946 01:09:58,795 --> 01:10:02,899 'cause I absolutely cannot talk to anyone except that insurance guy. 947 01:10:04,734 --> 01:10:07,637 I can't. Hello. 948 01:10:07,671 --> 01:10:11,608 Mr. Mercer, the manager. I'm sorry, he's out. 949 01:10:11,641 --> 01:10:15,412 Thanks. Tina, we are in real trouble now. I know. 950 01:10:15,445 --> 01:10:17,981 For the last time, I want you to swear to me... 951 01:10:18,014 --> 01:10:21,318 that you don't know where that goddamn statue is. 952 01:10:21,351 --> 01:10:23,720 Tina, I will sign a piece of-- 953 01:10:23,753 --> 01:10:26,456 This has writing on it, but I would sign a piece of paper... 954 01:10:26,490 --> 01:10:28,792 giving you its value when the cocoa comes in. 955 01:10:28,825 --> 01:10:33,330 You have to trust me, please. [ Gagging ] 956 01:10:33,363 --> 01:10:35,665 Listen. I want to get engaged-- 957 01:10:35,699 --> 01:10:39,002 that will make you trust me-- and then married maybe someday. 958 01:10:39,035 --> 01:10:41,004 Anything. Then children. 959 01:10:41,037 --> 01:10:43,707 There's a little vomit here. I got it. 960 01:10:43,740 --> 01:10:47,744 Irwin, after your father. Tina Junior. Mmm. 961 01:10:47,777 --> 01:10:50,714 Uh, children, a house maybe somewhere. 962 01:10:50,747 --> 01:10:53,683 A dog like you like, whatever kind that is, okay? 963 01:10:53,717 --> 01:10:55,819 What do you say? 964 01:10:57,754 --> 01:11:00,357 I'm gonna get sick again. 965 01:11:04,828 --> 01:11:08,565 - [ Retching ] - [ Phone Ringing ] 966 01:11:08,598 --> 01:11:10,400 [ Ringing Continues ] 967 01:11:15,872 --> 01:11:18,742 Okay, let's see. 968 01:11:18,775 --> 01:11:21,678 Onions, celery, 969 01:11:21,711 --> 01:11:24,448 three pound of cooking apples. 970 01:11:24,481 --> 01:11:26,783 That would be... 971 01:11:26,816 --> 01:11:29,986 £2.43, love. 972 01:11:31,788 --> 01:11:34,958 Yeah, I know usually ten percent, but ten percent of what? 973 01:11:37,594 --> 01:11:40,597 Yeah, I know you're not supposed to tell me. 974 01:11:42,098 --> 01:11:45,869 Ten percent of what? Ten percent of 20 grand? 975 01:11:45,902 --> 01:11:48,672 Approximate, is it? 976 01:11:48,705 --> 01:11:52,542 But somewhere in the neighborhood of 2,000 quid, is it? 977 01:11:52,576 --> 01:11:54,844 [ Door Opening ] 978 01:11:56,513 --> 01:11:58,448 [ Door Closes ] 979 01:12:13,597 --> 01:12:16,700 Water's trouble, isn't it? 980 01:12:16,733 --> 01:12:18,702 If you're drowning, it is. 981 01:12:21,905 --> 01:12:23,973 No, I mean in dreams. 982 01:12:24,007 --> 01:12:27,611 Well, I'm not a dream expert. 983 01:12:27,644 --> 01:12:30,046 All the dreams I've been having these last few days... 984 01:12:30,079 --> 01:12:33,149 have been full of water, 985 01:12:33,182 --> 01:12:35,419 colored water-- 986 01:12:35,452 --> 01:12:38,755 green water, red water. 987 01:12:38,788 --> 01:12:41,591 You sure it's water and not alcohol? 988 01:12:41,625 --> 01:12:44,060 I only drink to be happy, 989 01:12:44,093 --> 01:12:46,763 or if I'm a little worried, 990 01:12:46,796 --> 01:12:48,898 or to celebrate, 991 01:12:48,932 --> 01:12:51,167 or if something's wrong. 992 01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:53,937 You should try it. I don't know that it would help. 993 01:12:56,205 --> 01:12:59,876 It could help your card game. It would make you looser. 994 01:12:59,909 --> 01:13:03,447 I was loose enough. 995 01:13:03,480 --> 01:13:06,516 Staying up all hours of the night... 996 01:13:08,184 --> 01:13:11,054 and not winning anything. 997 01:13:11,087 --> 01:13:14,023 Oh, I broke even, more or less. 998 01:13:18,061 --> 01:13:22,532 Do you have any cash? No, I don't, damn it. 999 01:13:22,566 --> 01:13:26,536 Maybe I can get some from Joan at lunch. No. 1000 01:13:26,570 --> 01:13:28,905 Why? Bad for credit. 1001 01:13:34,644 --> 01:13:36,880 What are we gonna do, Jake? 1002 01:13:43,753 --> 01:13:45,755 Tina? 1003 01:13:50,059 --> 01:13:52,662 You can cut loose if you want to. 1004 01:13:54,230 --> 01:13:56,900 I'm not in it only for the good times. 1005 01:13:59,503 --> 01:14:04,073 If we get it back, we can sell it. 1006 01:14:04,107 --> 01:14:07,577 Okay? You don't have it, do you? 1007 01:14:07,611 --> 01:14:09,646 No. 1008 01:14:14,150 --> 01:14:16,219 It's all gotten so distorted. 1009 01:14:17,621 --> 01:14:20,089 When you think where I come from, 1010 01:14:20,123 --> 01:14:24,227 $50,000 would keep five families for a year. [ Shower Running ] 1011 01:14:28,865 --> 01:14:31,234 Would you call it greed? 1012 01:14:32,936 --> 01:14:34,904 Would I call what greed? 1013 01:14:34,938 --> 01:14:37,106 What's been coming between us. 1014 01:14:37,140 --> 01:14:39,208 No. 1015 01:14:41,277 --> 01:14:44,147 I'd call it, uh... 1016 01:14:44,180 --> 01:14:46,583 fear. 1017 01:14:54,758 --> 01:14:57,026 [ Phone Ringing ] 1018 01:15:14,243 --> 01:15:16,913 I don't know where it is. 1019 01:15:16,946 --> 01:15:20,650 I mean, I don't even know if I was up here. 1020 01:15:20,684 --> 01:15:23,252 I mean, it was ages ago. 1021 01:15:23,286 --> 01:15:26,055 It could be-- Oh, shit. 1022 01:15:26,089 --> 01:15:28,224 It could be anywhere. 1023 01:15:28,257 --> 01:15:30,093 Whatever is done, is done. 1024 01:15:56,085 --> 01:15:58,287 [ Bell Rings ] ** [ Classical ] 1025 01:16:03,159 --> 01:16:05,228 Hello, Jake. Hello, Gordon. 1026 01:16:08,197 --> 01:16:11,334 Longish time, no see. Yeah, longish time, no see. 1027 01:16:11,367 --> 01:16:14,771 How are you? Oh, those cuff links are nice. 1028 01:16:14,804 --> 01:16:16,906 Those? Those are... 1029 01:16:16,940 --> 01:16:19,375 Van Cleef, 1938, signed. 1030 01:16:19,408 --> 01:16:21,645 Yeah? How much? 1031 01:16:21,678 --> 01:16:23,647 Five thousand pounds. 1032 01:16:23,680 --> 01:16:26,082 Oh, not at the moment, thanks. 1033 01:16:26,115 --> 01:16:30,920 I was thinking about selling my Cartier and getting a different one, a prewar. 1034 01:16:30,954 --> 01:16:34,991 What would you give me for it? Take it off. Let me have a look. 1035 01:16:49,105 --> 01:16:51,007 It's real. 1036 01:16:53,242 --> 01:16:55,178 2,500. 1037 01:16:55,211 --> 01:16:57,246 3,000. 1038 01:16:59,148 --> 01:17:01,150 Okay, 3,000. You want a check? 1039 01:17:01,184 --> 01:17:05,021 Check or cash. I'm easy. Cash. 1040 01:17:05,054 --> 01:17:07,023 All right, cash. 1041 01:17:41,224 --> 01:17:44,260 £46.80. 1042 01:17:44,293 --> 01:17:48,231 £46.80? What's the joke? 1043 01:17:48,264 --> 01:17:52,736 Remember, Jake, "Longish Time, No See." 1044 01:17:52,769 --> 01:17:55,404 That girl you were going out with a couple of years ago, the German girl? 1045 01:17:55,438 --> 01:17:59,743 What German girl? Oh, yeah, that-- Yeah. 1046 01:17:59,776 --> 01:18:02,846 What, that bracelet? No, I paid you. 1047 01:18:02,879 --> 01:18:06,716 No, sorry, you didn't. You sent me a note saying it was coming. 1048 01:18:06,750 --> 01:18:10,253 I paid you, Canadian dollars. She told me she brought you the money. 1049 01:18:10,286 --> 01:18:13,189 She bought a Lalique vanity set. 1050 01:18:15,124 --> 01:18:17,827 You're kidding. No. 1051 01:18:17,861 --> 01:18:20,930 Eva. Very good taste, remember? 1052 01:18:20,964 --> 01:18:23,199 Yeah, very good taste. 1053 01:18:25,201 --> 01:18:27,503 You want the 46.80, or shall I credit it to you? 1054 01:18:27,536 --> 01:18:31,140 No, I'll take it. Cab fare is cab fare. 1055 01:19:56,192 --> 01:19:59,128 [ Grunting ] 1056 01:20:00,964 --> 01:20:03,032 Stop it! Stop it! 1057 01:20:03,066 --> 01:20:05,101 I didn't do nothing! 1058 01:20:07,103 --> 01:20:09,605 You-- You got it back, didn't you? 1059 01:20:09,638 --> 01:20:12,008 Stop it! 1060 01:20:25,889 --> 01:20:28,524 Deaf git. 1061 01:20:28,557 --> 01:20:31,227 [ Sobbing ] 1062 01:20:31,260 --> 01:20:33,329 Oh, don't cry. 1063 01:20:35,098 --> 01:20:38,634 Here. Everything's gonna be fine. It is? 1064 01:20:38,667 --> 01:20:42,906 You've got everything anyone could possibly want. I have? 1065 01:20:42,939 --> 01:20:46,009 Except too much alcohol in your bloodstream. 1066 01:20:46,042 --> 01:20:48,077 [ Moans ] 1067 01:20:48,111 --> 01:20:51,080 You know, [ Chuckling ] 1068 01:20:51,114 --> 01:20:53,950 I am 31 years old, 1069 01:20:53,983 --> 01:20:56,953 and I was married to a man who I didn't love enough, 1070 01:20:56,986 --> 01:20:59,455 who I thought would take care of me. 1071 01:20:59,488 --> 01:21:03,893 And now I am in love with a man who can't take care of either of us. 1072 01:21:03,927 --> 01:21:06,095 And I am so weak, 1073 01:21:06,129 --> 01:21:10,133 I don't know what I'd do if we split up. 1074 01:21:10,166 --> 01:21:13,336 I have no confidence. 1075 01:21:13,369 --> 01:21:15,438 And I want a baby. 1076 01:21:18,074 --> 01:21:20,009 Oh, that's not true. 1077 01:21:20,043 --> 01:21:24,313 See? I'm a liar. I've lied to you, my dearest friend. 1078 01:21:26,015 --> 01:21:28,484 I should want one, but I hate them. 1079 01:21:28,517 --> 01:21:31,020 I hate children too. 1080 01:21:31,054 --> 01:21:33,256 What can I do? 1081 01:21:33,289 --> 01:21:37,927 I hate children, I lie, and my looks are going. 1082 01:21:37,961 --> 01:21:40,129 What can I do? 1083 01:21:40,163 --> 01:21:42,365 Lots of things. Yeah? 1084 01:21:42,398 --> 01:21:46,702 Like what, if Jake and I split up? 1085 01:21:46,735 --> 01:21:50,173 I thought you two were very happy. On good days. 1086 01:21:50,206 --> 01:21:53,376 But these are bad days. 1087 01:21:53,409 --> 01:21:55,678 Jake was out late last night. 1088 01:21:55,711 --> 01:22:00,583 He said he was out playing cards. [ Laughing ] 1089 01:22:00,616 --> 01:22:04,053 Out with some tramp probably. 1090 01:22:04,087 --> 01:22:07,423 First time, too, as far as I know. 1091 01:22:07,456 --> 01:22:10,493 Well, maybe he wasn't out with a tramp. Maybe he was telling the truth. 1092 01:22:10,526 --> 01:22:12,695 Oh, what does it matter? 1093 01:22:12,728 --> 01:22:15,264 What is one fuck with a tramp anyway? 1094 01:22:16,599 --> 01:22:19,568 Yeah. 1095 01:22:19,602 --> 01:22:23,672 Why don't you try and relax and get some sleep? 1096 01:22:23,706 --> 01:22:26,209 I'll wake you up. 1097 01:22:26,242 --> 01:22:29,145 You're terrific. 1098 01:22:29,178 --> 01:22:32,481 I just need some sleep. I didn't sleep good last night. 1099 01:22:34,217 --> 01:22:36,952 I'll see you later, honey, okay? 1100 01:22:38,321 --> 01:22:40,289 [ Sighs ] 1101 01:22:40,323 --> 01:22:42,458 Tina? 1102 01:22:42,491 --> 01:22:45,494 [ Door Closes ] 1103 01:22:45,528 --> 01:22:47,630 Tina? 1104 01:23:05,581 --> 01:23:10,453 Jake Bartholemew, dead tonight at age 35. 1105 01:23:10,486 --> 01:23:13,222 Film at 11:00. 1106 01:23:13,256 --> 01:23:16,525 Best known for his wit, wardrobe and business acumen, 1107 01:23:16,559 --> 01:23:18,561 Bartholemew died penniless... 1108 01:23:18,594 --> 01:23:22,065 and, in an untimely death, without a watch... 1109 01:23:22,098 --> 01:23:25,634 in an overpriced London hotel room which he couldn't afford. 1110 01:23:25,668 --> 01:23:30,073 He is survived by Tina Leslie Oates, 1111 01:23:30,106 --> 01:23:32,075 who is quoted as saying, 1112 01:23:32,108 --> 01:23:35,678 "He's dead, but I'm still hungry." 1113 01:23:35,711 --> 01:23:40,516 At the request of the deceased, his remains will be dumped into the ocean... 1114 01:23:40,549 --> 01:23:44,687 along with his latest screwed-up business investment. 1115 01:23:44,720 --> 01:23:47,490 And now... sports. 1116 01:24:03,772 --> 01:24:06,375 [ Water Running ] 1117 01:25:09,672 --> 01:25:11,774 Where is she? 1118 01:25:11,807 --> 01:25:14,543 In the bedroom. 1119 01:25:14,577 --> 01:25:17,180 She's really not feeling well. 1120 01:25:17,213 --> 01:25:19,715 Tina. Tina. Oh, what is it, Jake? 1121 01:25:19,748 --> 01:25:21,817 Come on. Let's go. Careful. I feel sick. 1122 01:25:21,850 --> 01:25:25,321 [ Whispering ] The Henry Moore is back. 1123 01:25:25,354 --> 01:25:28,724 It's back? Where from? I don't know where from, but it's back. 1124 01:25:28,757 --> 01:25:31,594 We're rich again. I mean, we're not broke. You're kidding. 1125 01:25:31,627 --> 01:25:34,463 We're okay. Yeah, we're liquid. 1126 01:25:34,497 --> 01:25:36,599 We're not broke? Oh, thank God. We're liquid? 1127 01:25:36,632 --> 01:25:38,567 Yeah. Joanie! 1128 01:25:38,601 --> 01:25:40,703 Do you have any champagne? 1129 01:25:49,645 --> 01:25:51,547 [ Keys Jingling ] 1130 01:26:16,672 --> 01:26:19,275 Where is it? 1131 01:26:21,710 --> 01:26:23,679 Get it, 1132 01:26:23,712 --> 01:26:27,583 or I'll break every bone... 1133 01:26:27,616 --> 01:26:30,353 in his body. 1134 01:26:55,278 --> 01:26:58,914 [ Laughing ] [ Indistinct Chatter ] 1135 01:27:10,759 --> 01:27:12,728 [ Laughing ] 1136 01:27:22,037 --> 01:27:24,307 [ Squeals ] 1137 01:27:32,981 --> 01:27:36,719 Baby, I want you to call Mercer for me, okay? [ Laughing ] 1138 01:27:36,752 --> 01:27:39,722 Huh? It's kind of early in the morning, Jake. 1139 01:27:39,755 --> 01:27:43,559 No, this is the call he'll want to get. Okay. 1140 01:27:43,592 --> 01:27:46,295 [ Sighs Loudly ] 1141 01:27:53,769 --> 01:27:55,871 Mr. Mercer, please. 1142 01:27:55,904 --> 01:27:58,841 [ Rings ] 1143 01:28:00,409 --> 01:28:02,845 [ Rings ] [ Groans ] 1144 01:28:04,580 --> 01:28:06,715 Hello. Mercer here. 1145 01:28:06,749 --> 01:28:10,719 Mr. Mercer, Mr. Bartholemew would like to speak with you. 1146 01:28:10,753 --> 01:28:12,888 Goddamn it! [ Shouts ] Jake? 1147 01:28:12,921 --> 01:28:16,024 [ Jake ] Goddamn it! 1148 01:28:16,058 --> 01:28:19,728 He's attending to other business right now, and he will return your call. 1149 01:28:19,762 --> 01:28:22,030 Goddamn it! Goddamn it! 1150 01:28:22,064 --> 01:28:24,833 What's the matter? Damn it! 1151 01:28:24,867 --> 01:28:26,635 It's been stolen. 1152 01:28:26,669 --> 01:28:29,705 Again? 1153 01:28:34,643 --> 01:28:37,980 It's not quite so simple, Mr. Sedgewick. How do you mean? 1154 01:28:38,013 --> 01:28:40,549 And I'm not saying I've got it. 1155 01:28:40,583 --> 01:28:43,719 I'm saying I might know where it might be. I might. 1156 01:28:43,752 --> 01:28:47,623 What I mean is, the ad says, "Subject to the usual conditions." 1157 01:28:47,656 --> 01:28:50,893 That's arrest and recovery. 1158 01:28:50,926 --> 01:28:53,529 We want two heads, Mr. Sedgewick. Only one of them's bronze. 1159 01:28:56,765 --> 01:28:59,935 Do you think that at one time or another... 1160 01:28:59,968 --> 01:29:03,872 all great men throughout history thought of killing themselves? 1161 01:29:03,906 --> 01:29:06,074 Sure. 1162 01:29:06,108 --> 01:29:10,112 What do you think stopped them? I don't know. 1163 01:29:10,145 --> 01:29:12,681 Chicken. No. 1164 01:29:12,715 --> 01:29:15,384 Their perception that in any life... 1165 01:29:15,418 --> 01:29:19,422 there will be terrible crises to overcome. 1166 01:29:19,455 --> 01:29:21,690 And once you know that that's where it is, 1167 01:29:21,724 --> 01:29:25,060 it's just your own personal terrible jam. 1168 01:29:25,093 --> 01:29:27,463 That's half the battle. 1169 01:29:27,496 --> 01:29:30,065 You have to change your direction the arrow was pointing. 1170 01:29:30,098 --> 01:29:32,768 That is what adversity is for. 1171 01:29:32,801 --> 01:29:35,003 It's there to help you. 1172 01:29:35,037 --> 01:29:38,006 But you have to have the courage. 1173 01:29:38,040 --> 01:29:40,543 And that is what I believe... 1174 01:29:40,576 --> 01:29:42,845 kept the great men throughout history... 1175 01:29:42,878 --> 01:29:45,848 from drinking the bottle of Liquid-Plumr. 1176 01:29:45,881 --> 01:29:49,452 Being smart helps, and rich. 1177 01:29:49,485 --> 01:29:52,455 Smart helps. Rich is arguably better than courage, 1178 01:29:52,488 --> 01:29:54,990 though I don't know if I still have that opinion. 1179 01:29:55,023 --> 01:29:59,695 At any rate, one day I'll have a farm and raise cows. 1180 01:29:59,728 --> 01:30:03,766 [ Chuckling ] That would take courage. You hate the country. 1181 01:30:03,799 --> 01:30:07,936 I'd learn. I don't much like all this anymore. 1182 01:30:07,970 --> 01:30:11,474 There's nothing in my life worth sticking to. 1183 01:30:11,507 --> 01:30:15,077 But I'm young. Perhaps I could change. 1184 01:30:15,110 --> 01:30:17,480 I have no calling. 1185 01:30:17,513 --> 01:30:19,482 Calling? 1186 01:30:19,515 --> 01:30:22,751 Yeah, brain surgeon, botanist, doctor, lawyer, 1187 01:30:24,052 --> 01:30:26,789 sculptor. 1188 01:30:26,822 --> 01:30:29,558 I have no talent-- Sure, you do. 1189 01:30:29,592 --> 01:30:32,427 You're good at numbers, usually. 1190 01:30:34,029 --> 01:30:38,934 You're good at helping me choose clothes. You're talented in bed. 1191 01:30:38,967 --> 01:30:41,036 That's something. 1192 01:30:57,853 --> 01:31:00,656 Me? 1193 01:31:00,689 --> 01:31:02,858 "Me"? 1194 01:31:02,891 --> 01:31:05,227 Am I worth sticking to? 1195 01:31:07,863 --> 01:31:10,465 Am I? 1196 01:31:13,802 --> 01:31:17,640 As far as I'm concerned, even though you're not a biologist. 1197 01:31:17,673 --> 01:31:19,742 Botanist. 1198 01:31:19,775 --> 01:31:21,810 Or a sculpture. 1199 01:31:21,844 --> 01:31:23,812 Sculptor. 1200 01:31:27,883 --> 01:31:29,652 I love you. 1201 01:31:29,685 --> 01:31:31,720 Likewise. 1202 01:31:41,664 --> 01:31:43,632 Yeah? Steve Finn? 1203 01:31:43,666 --> 01:31:45,868 That's right. 1204 01:31:45,901 --> 01:31:49,672 My name is Marty Slaughter. I work for an insurance company. 1205 01:31:49,705 --> 01:31:52,074 Excuse me. 1206 01:31:52,107 --> 01:31:56,211 A bronze statue has been stolen, and I think you know something about it. 1207 01:32:00,348 --> 01:32:02,150 I don't know nothing. Hmph. 1208 01:32:04,086 --> 01:32:06,521 Um, Jenny Finn? 1209 01:32:08,991 --> 01:32:11,259 Oh, okay. Sorry. Sorry. 1210 01:32:13,729 --> 01:32:15,964 Now, listen. Listen. 1211 01:32:15,998 --> 01:32:18,166 A valuable statue has been stolen. 1212 01:32:18,200 --> 01:32:22,671 It's been recovered, but I think you or your sister know something about it. 1213 01:32:22,705 --> 01:32:25,708 She could go to prison-- Jen didn't do nothing. 1214 01:32:25,741 --> 01:32:29,678 You could go to Borstal for a year. It's got nothing to do with Jenny. 1215 01:32:29,712 --> 01:32:33,148 How'd you get that bruise? I don't remember. 1216 01:32:33,181 --> 01:32:37,586 Frankie Sedgewick hit you? I don't remember. 1217 01:32:37,620 --> 01:32:40,055 [ Scoffs ] 1218 01:32:42,991 --> 01:32:45,093 Okay, tough guy, 1219 01:32:46,795 --> 01:32:49,264 I'll give you ten seconds to tell me what I want to know, 1220 01:32:49,297 --> 01:32:52,267 otherwise I'll call the cops and you'll be in a cell within the hour. 1221 01:32:52,300 --> 01:32:55,337 Come on. One. I don't know nothing. I told you. 1222 01:32:55,370 --> 01:32:57,973 Two. Your sister, then? I don't know nothing! 1223 01:32:58,006 --> 01:32:59,742 Nothing. Four. 1224 01:32:59,775 --> 01:33:02,911 I don't know nothing. I don't know nothing! Borstal. 1225 01:33:02,945 --> 01:33:05,714 Six. A year? I don't know nothing. 1226 01:33:05,748 --> 01:33:09,251 I don't know nothing. I don't know nothing. 1227 01:33:09,284 --> 01:33:12,821 Just-- Just leave me alone. Jesus Christ. 1228 01:33:12,855 --> 01:33:15,090 All right. All right. All right. 1229 01:33:15,123 --> 01:33:18,293 Okay, Steve, knock it off. 1230 01:33:18,326 --> 01:33:20,929 We'll stop it here. All right? 1231 01:33:23,031 --> 01:33:27,402 You say to-- You tell your sister, "Don't go back to the hotel." 1232 01:33:27,435 --> 01:33:29,972 All right? 1233 01:33:30,005 --> 01:33:32,340 Look. 1234 01:33:32,374 --> 01:33:35,210 Uh, I'll try and square it with them... 1235 01:33:35,243 --> 01:33:38,313 and get in touch with-- with, uh... 1236 01:33:38,346 --> 01:33:40,916 whoever I can. 1237 01:33:40,949 --> 01:33:45,020 Oh, God. Um... Steve, 1238 01:33:45,053 --> 01:33:47,823 tell her it will be all right. 1239 01:33:47,856 --> 01:33:49,925 But she'd better find another job. 1240 01:33:58,967 --> 01:34:01,069 Why'd she do it? 1241 01:34:01,103 --> 01:34:03,438 Christ knows. 1242 01:34:03,471 --> 01:34:06,008 To get money? Jen don't care about money. 1243 01:34:06,041 --> 01:34:08,410 Why, then? Christ knows. 1244 01:34:14,316 --> 01:34:16,318 Why? 1245 01:34:18,486 --> 01:34:20,723 Why? 1246 01:34:39,808 --> 01:34:41,910 What's it say? 1247 01:34:44,079 --> 01:34:47,983 It says, "Because it spoke, 1248 01:34:48,016 --> 01:34:50,185 and I heard it." 1249 01:34:53,521 --> 01:34:56,925 I'll try to square it. You tell her. Mm-hmm. 1250 01:34:59,361 --> 01:35:01,396 [ Departing Footsteps ] 1251 01:35:06,001 --> 01:35:09,037 [ Door Closes ] 1252 01:35:09,071 --> 01:35:12,841 Don't be scared. It will be okay. 1253 01:35:12,875 --> 01:35:17,112 One day I will be able to look after us. 1254 01:35:38,433 --> 01:35:41,203 Head on bone base, bronze by Henry Moore. 1255 01:35:41,236 --> 01:35:44,206 One of the series of nine, original mold destroyed. 1256 01:35:46,508 --> 01:35:48,911 Thanks. For what? 1257 01:35:48,944 --> 01:35:52,480 For letting us do this. £15,000? 15,500. 1258 01:35:54,249 --> 01:35:56,885 16,000. 16,500. 1259 01:35:56,919 --> 01:35:58,987 Seventeen. 1260 01:36:00,455 --> 01:36:02,490 £17,000. 1261 01:36:02,524 --> 01:36:05,560 It's for 17-- 17,500. 1262 01:36:05,593 --> 01:36:07,329 Are you insane? 1263 01:36:09,064 --> 01:36:12,801 18,000. 19,000. 1264 01:36:12,835 --> 01:36:15,137 20,000. 21,000. 1265 01:36:15,170 --> 01:36:18,340 22,000. 23,000. 1266 01:36:18,373 --> 01:36:21,043 24,000. Twenty-five. Twenty-six. 1267 01:36:21,076 --> 01:36:24,079 Twenty-seven. £27,000. 1268 01:36:24,112 --> 01:36:25,914 Any advance on £27,000? 1269 01:36:27,282 --> 01:36:29,251 £28,000. 1270 01:36:29,284 --> 01:36:31,954 It's going for £28,000. 1271 01:36:31,987 --> 01:36:34,857 Going, going, 1272 01:36:34,890 --> 01:36:37,860 gone for £28,000 to the gentleman with the rose in his lapel. 1273 01:36:37,893 --> 01:36:40,062 Thank you, sir. 1274 01:36:53,341 --> 01:36:55,510 Okay? Okay. 1275 01:36:55,543 --> 01:36:57,846 Now, ladies and gentlemen, number 35: 1276 01:36:57,880 --> 01:37:00,282 a portrait by Christopher Wood. 1277 01:37:00,315 --> 01:37:02,450 What am I bid? 1278 01:37:02,484 --> 01:37:05,453 ** [ Woman Singing, Indistinct ] [ People Chattering ] 1279 01:37:12,160 --> 01:37:15,297 Maybe we should buy our own kitchen, 1280 01:37:15,330 --> 01:37:19,134 get our own ice box, make our own cold drinks. 1281 01:37:19,167 --> 01:37:21,904 Just a kitchen? 1282 01:37:21,937 --> 01:37:24,206 It's a start. 1283 01:37:24,239 --> 01:37:26,909 There aren't many just-kitchens on the market. 1284 01:37:28,076 --> 01:37:31,079 Well, maybe a bedroom too. 1285 01:37:31,113 --> 01:37:33,281 Where? Anywhere. 1286 01:37:33,315 --> 01:37:36,484 - Anywhere? - Not New Jersey. 1287 01:37:36,518 --> 01:37:39,087 Okay. Not Pensacola either. 1288 01:37:39,121 --> 01:37:41,556 [ Man ] Enrico? Enrico! 1289 01:37:41,589 --> 01:37:44,559 - [ Man Speaking Italian ] - [ Speaking Italian ] 1290 01:37:47,329 --> 01:37:49,431 [ Man Speaking Italian ] 1291 01:37:55,370 --> 01:37:58,206 What would it be like if he were ours? 1292 01:37:58,240 --> 01:38:01,309 We'd have to learn Italian? 1293 01:38:01,343 --> 01:38:03,345 Jake! 1294 01:38:04,546 --> 01:38:07,315 Is this a serious discussion, Tina? 1295 01:38:08,951 --> 01:38:10,919 I guess not. 1296 01:38:12,955 --> 01:38:15,223 It's an interesting thought, though. 1297 01:38:15,257 --> 01:38:17,559 It is an interesting thought. 1298 01:38:17,592 --> 01:38:21,997 Why don't we go up to our room, order some lunch... 1299 01:38:22,030 --> 01:38:24,299 and pursue that thought? 1300 01:38:27,269 --> 01:38:29,671 I'm scared. 1301 01:38:36,044 --> 01:38:41,149 Everyone's scared of their own special things, Tina. 1302 01:38:41,183 --> 01:38:43,986 I mean, walk down the beach, 1303 01:38:44,019 --> 01:38:46,554 ask these people if they're scared of cocoa. 1304 01:38:46,588 --> 01:38:50,592 They'll tell you no, but to some people cocoa's very scary. 1305 01:38:50,625 --> 01:38:53,295 [ Chuckles ] And as far as I know, 1306 01:38:53,328 --> 01:38:56,531 you've never been scared when we've made love. 1307 01:38:56,564 --> 01:38:59,701 Right? I mean, except that time on the airplane. 1308 01:38:59,734 --> 01:39:02,704 That was because it was so bumpy. 95474

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