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See this Baba struggling with this load.

Let me go and help him before he faints.

Well done sir.

Yes.

Sir sorry, let me help you with your bag.

I see that you’re tired.

My son.

Thank you very much. -You’re welcome.

I appreciate a lot. -You’re welcome sir.

Sorry, where are you taking it sir?

Yeah, I'm taking it to my house.

It's not far from here.

From here? -Yes.

Alright no problem sir, just show me the way sir.

Sorry, I know you’re very tired. -Thank you my son.

Thank you very much.

Sorry.

-My son. -Sir.

This is my house.

Oh! this is it?

Yeah.

I appreciate your kind gesture.

Thank you very much.

It’s nothing sir.

Let me help you take it inside.

No!

There is no need for that.

See,

I have a token of appreciation

for what you've done for me.

Sir I did it for humanity, don’t bother.

Oh, you don't need it?

It's nothing sir.

It's okay, no problem.

Sir uhm...

It's not as if I'm saying I don't want it,

Yeah, I'm just trying to be modest.

Yes sir.

You know what?

Modesty is good.

Okay sir.

So let me give you my appreciation.

But it’s not as if erm...

So my son,

this is a black stone.

I can see it’s a black stone sir.

Cut from a favored monolith.

It is said to grant

your deepest immediate desires,

and warm favor.

I want you to have it.

Please take good care of it.

Don't let it get lost.

Never sir.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you very much sir.

Thank you very much sir. -Yeah.

And!

Don't ever use the favor of this stone

in anything selfish or greedy desire.

Or there will be consequences of mistaken fortunes.

Sir there's nothing to worry about.

You know, I’m not a greedy person-

Don't forget the consequences of mistaken

fortunes! -Yes sir.

Thank you very much sir. You can go now.

Thank you sir.

Thank you.

How does this thing work?

I’ve not gotten any favor

and people have been passing me since

Are you sure this man have not scammed me?

Mama Nonso well done.

Kalistus please come.

It’s been a while.

What’s up?

I’m fine.

It’s been a while.

I've been looking for you.

Looking for me? But I’m not owing you.

-I’ve paid up my debts. -Yes I know you’re not owing me.

Don’t worry, wait I’m coming.

Take.

Bread and Coke? -Yes

No, I don't want-

No, I’m just gifting you.

You’re what? -I’m just gifting you.

Just like that? -Yes.

I've been looking for you since.

-Really? -Yes.

The stone.

Thank you.

Alright.

Thank you Mama Nonso -Alright.

Alright.

Kali.

Yes.

Looking fresh.

Come let me add to your freshness.

You say what?

Let me add to your freshness, let me give you Banana.

You want to give me Banana?

Thank you.

Just like that?

Thank you very much.

Thank you.

King Kali my man.

Giz the man.

What’s up?

Giz-giz

You came to buy banana?

I didn’t buy, I was just blessed with it.

Really?

Yes.

Alright, let me bless you too.

Madam, give him one bottle of groundnut.

They should give me one bottle of groundnut?

Gizmo.

You are my guy.

Even you want to bless-

Blessing is showering.

Giz.

Alright then.

Shout out bro.

-Thanks man -Shout out bro.

-Alright later -Shout out bro.

In fact keep your leather, let me not pack them all.

Let me hold it like this so that people will see the goodness.

Alright then, blessings.

Boma what is it?

I’ve told you to stop following me around or even disturbing me.

Is it by force?

Anita please.

If you just give me one chance,

just one chance for a date.

I promise I would love you.

I will not break your heart please.

Boma stop touching me.

Is it love I’m going to eat?

Listen, we are not on the same level.

G wagon and keke can not be parked in the same garage.

So go find girls your level.

Anita.

Boma what’s up?

Why is your face like this?

King Kali my man.

I have just been served breakfast.

Serious heartbreak.

Really?

Sorry.

For me I have good news.

Boma.

My garri have swollen Boma.

My garri have swollen Boma.

I'm telling you.

Kali I don't understand.

Which one is your garri have swollen?

It means things are getting better.

Let me gist you, see

so I went to the other neighborhood close to the cemetery.

Like joke,

I found out that the black stone has very good favor.

I’m telling you.

Take a look.

Seeing is believing.

King Kali my man.

Yes.

Please where is this neighborhood?

I would love to meet the man.

I have too many desires too.

Boma but it doesn’t work like that,

I did not plan for it.

Kali please help me.

Even if it is just to help the man I'm ready.

Boma I did not plan that I was going to help the man.

It just happened.

So I don't know if it works like that.

Please just help a friend.

Boma.

I’m not assuring you but I will take you there

So you will not say I have good news and did not share

I will take you there, if it works for you fine.

Kali -Yes.

Please, since you said you know the man's house,

just take me to the man's house.

I should take you to the man's house?

Are you sure you have sense?

So if you now go to the man's house,

how are you going to help him?

You want to go inside and bring the load outside?

Are you sure you’re thinking?

You're right.

I'm supposed to meet him on the way.

Look at him coming.

Go and try your luck.

Go.

Now that you have your stone.

Yes.

What are you going to do with it?

Because like this, anywhere there is favor of food

that’s where I go.

From here, I’m going to the restaurant

See Kali -Yes.

With this stone,

I will just locate Anita.

Once I get her,

I know things will work out between the two of us.

Hold on Boma,

so your problem is a woman.

Boma at least change so you can focus on life.

But Kali you said your problem is food,

and I did not complain.

See, Anita is my deepest desire.

Why are you complaining?

No problem.

I'm just trying to make you wake up to the things of life.

That's all, it’s not as if it’s not even anything.

Thank you very much.

See Kali,

another man’s food is another man’s poison.

-Anita -No problem.

Let this thing work.

Anita is my heart desire.

Oh Boma baby.

Where have you been?

Why are you just standing there?

Come here.

Oh my God.

Anything else sir?

Don't forget, it's on the house.

Shout out to the house.

Okay uhm...

In that case let me have extra chicken.

Let me just-

Alright sir.

No problem, I'll be right back.

Hmm...

E enter.

Yes, my stone-

What!

Where is it?

Excuse me sir.

Sir please can I help you with anything?

Yes, I am looking for my stone.

Yes I came with it here,

and I can’t find it when I was leaving ma.

Stone? -Yes.

What stone are you talking about?

Black stone like this.

My black stone.

Sir, I don't think you dropped it here.

You say what?

Okay, just give us your number

just in case we find it, we can reach out to you.

I am not leaving here till I see my stone.

This was the place I saw it last,

so I'm going to see.

Sir please calm down, this is business hour.

I suggest you go,

when we see it we will give you a call.

Madam I cannot leave without my stone.

If you know what is good for you,

help me and start looking for it.

Because I need my stone.

Sir, I'm going to call the security on you.

Please leave.

Security!

This stone is very important.

Please let me look for my stone, you can-

Security! -Madam can I talk to you.

Boma.

Bomalistica

King Kali my man.

What’s up? -I’m coming okay

I’m taking my bath, I will be with you in a jiffy.

Alright then.

What do you have in this-

Uhm...Boma

Yes.

Since you are taking time to finish bathing,

maybe I'll come back.

I was just passing and I said let me just say hi.

Okay no problem then.

I'll see you later.

King Kali my man.

Hold on.

Is this right or wrong?

Stealing Boma’s stone.

And so,

moreover I’m the one who took him there.

He was even using it to go after a woman.

The universe will be very proud of me

that I want to use it for something better.

King Kali my man -Yes.

Please...

Bomalistica.

Did you see my stone?

I can’t find it.

Your stone?

Yes Kali.

Where did you keep it?

Kali.

I could swear I kept that stone

on the table close to my bed.

Kali.

when you came around, please did you see it.

Why are you asking me that way?

With the way you’re asking me it’s like

you’re suspecting me that I carried your stone.

Because I came to visit you?

I have my own.

I didn't mean it that way.

It's just that I can’t find it Kali.

Did you check under your bed?

You know, these things can easily

rotate and tumble into a hidden place.

Kali I've looked for my stone everywhere.

I just can’t find it.

Or did it disappear?

You know it’s mystical.

What kind of trouble is this one?

Where’s my stone?

Sorry.

Just search well.

Let me protect my own.

Let me go and fill up.

That's him.

That’s who?

Yes.

He’s the one, he’s the thief.

What!

Thief what?

He’s the one that stole my pot of soup and my purse.

Me! pot of soup?

Purse! how?

Yes.

Madam I don't know what you are talking about.

What are you saying?

Check his pockets.

Did you see anything?

You cannot go around and be accusing people like-

I said it.

-What! -Thief!

I swear.

I don't know how this thing got-

How?

Don't ever use the favor of this stone

in anything selfish or greedy desires,

or there will be consequences

of mistaken fortunes.

Mistaken fortune!

Sir I swear I don’t know how this thing got here.

-Get a tyre and Kerosine -Sir I don’t know how it got here.

Let’s burn this thief!

Please sir.

Go down!

Go down -I beg you.

Quick!

-Please sir -Let’s burn this thief.

I’m not a thief, I don’t know

how it got here. -Bring it here.

Please sir.

Burn him.

Help me please.

-Please! -Next time you won’t steal.

Please!

Burn him.

It’s over!