Original subtitles

Ten years after the collapse, society has crumbled.

The future now a distant memory of the past.

The only commodity left is violence,

here, in Necropolis.

Ice.

No water, no ice.

Tomato juice, though.

The best in all the land. Enjoy.

What are you, some sort of biker gang?

Wannabe Hells Angels types?

More like a bunch of rejects from Saturday morning cartoons.

Motorcycles are for poofs.

We surf radio waves.

Cowabunga then, hombre.

I'd like to thank you all, for your support.

Here at the Warner Grand, we operate 365 days a year

between the hours of 12:15 p.m. and midnight.

We've got a little something for everybody.

So, bring your family, come again.

Hey, George.

Lucky, my man!

How's life treating you today?

Oh. Like it caught me in bed with its wife again.

I know the feeling.

Gosh, that Hallyday.

He's like a diamond in a sea of glass, man.

Amen.

You know, I'd pay big bucks

just to see him kick ass and chew bubblegum again.

You know, it's funny you should mention that, brother.

I just got off the phone with his team, you know?

And Hallyday is going to make an appearance

at the old Warner Grand.

Can you picture it?

The man who saved the world thrice!

Killed Dracula twice!

Only got his heart broke one time.

Oh!

Claude Luc Hallyday.

All right!

Come on. Have a seat.

Apologies about the air conditioning.

Popped the fuse.

Yeah, it says here you're a doctor?

Yes, sir. A doctor of cinema.

And the theater is my hospital.

I wrote my dissertation

on Western imperialist pop culture

as a form of soft capitalism in Taiwanese new wave.

Like Bergman, Godard, Tsai Ming-Liang.

Those are films.

This is the movie business. It's the nitty gritty.

You gotta make a dollar from a nickel.

Yes. Um,

a lowly servant protecting the audience's suspension

of disbelief at all costs, 24 frames per second.

See, you're saying all the right things,

but there's more to it than that.

This is-- this is a marriage, a sacrifice, you know,

through thick and thin.

Sometimes, you gotta forego eating dinner

just to get the concession stand filled.

You know what I mean?

Now, how do I know that when things get rough,

you ain't gonna just slip out on me?

Well, 'cause I got nowhere else to go.

Only place I feel like I mattered

is when I walked through those doors.

Listen, sir, when I am in, I am all in.

You start today.

Can I ask what my pay will be?

Well, I figured I'd start you off as an intern

and see how well you can swim with the sharks.

Welcome to the Warner Grand.

Okay. Thank you very much, Spike.

Welcome. I'm George Fuller.

My humblest apologies. But let's get to it.

Let me introduce you to the Warner Grand.

She was built in 1928 upon the Plaza's picturesque

yet infamous courthouse square.

It is to this day the longest, continually in operation

picture house in southwestern United States of America.

Now, she opened her theater doors

to the showing of a German film in 1928 called

"Metropolis"

which we recently did a screening of

in celebration of her 90th birthday.

Here is some of the film industry's finest

artifacts of dismemberment and pain.

Like this right here.

The Axe of Escoffier

from the 1984

vampire Nazi flick

Blood is for the Living, starring the Australian

femme fatale, Loco Moco,

and the Force From The North himself,

Mr. Claude Luc Hallyday!

Now, if y'all are Hallyday's fans,

I got something so special, you will never see anything

like this again in a thousand galaxies.

Hold on to your hats. Come over here, y'all.

Come, this way.

Okay.

The 1993 Gilera CX.

Now, underneath this plastic

is 125 two CC two-stroke engine

revving freely to 12,000 RPM to blast you

into the stratosphere.

Ciao bella!

Now, what makes this

really special is the fact that this is the only

hero vehicle to survive the making

of the Stephen Berkowitz

post-apocalyptic 1993 saga

Necropolis,

driven by none other than the star himself,

Mr. Claude Luc Hallyday.

Now, at the end of this month, he's gonna do

a special appearance right here.

Ain't that something?

All right, folks.

Please be kind enough to pick up all your items

on the way out.

Don't forget to tip old lovely Spike here,

because like the Bible says, man don't live

on hot dogs alone.

All right. This way, everyone.

Thank you all so very much.

Please come back. Bring your families.

Popcorn's on me.

Hey, please don't touch my--

Hi. How you doing?

Oh, she told me a secret.

See she lied to you about her age.

Excuse me?

She was born in 1991.

No, no, you're mistaken.

She was 1993.

I saw it on the manifold when I bought it.

No. It was marketed until '93.

It was only built for one year. And that was in '91.

Wow.

Well, you learn something new every day, I guess.

So, you fellas a fan of the film?

Always thought it was overrated.

Can I take it for a spin?

No. Please don't touch my bike.

How much?

I've never planned on selling my bike.

Not the bike.

The entire establishment.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Y'all-- y'all-- you fellas are pulling--

pulling my leg.

This a prank or something?

We've been trying to get a hold of you.

You never returned our calls, emails.

Hell, we even found an old fax line, nada.

Well, I'm pretty much

running this establishment by myself.

So, sometimes, things fall through the cracks.

Hey, friend.

Don't be magnanimous with our time.

I don't know what magnanimous means.

We have a development in the community.

Our company would like to offer you a very generous amount

for this place.

Okay, see, the thing--

Excuse me, sir. Can we talk?

Um, yes. Excuse us for a minute.

Thank you. Come on.

Think he will throw in the ride?

I don't think he's a gregarious type.

Well, unfortunately,

I've got some pressing matters to attend to.

So, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave and...

These types of offers, you know,

they don't come around so much anymore.

Be seeing you, Hollywood.

Help!

Help!

Shut up, you punks!

Suck my toes, grandma!

No!

I'm sorry. But I'ma have to ask you to leave.

We don't get a warning or something?

I don't do warnings.

Well, then we want a refund.

-I don't do refunds. -You're a thief, bro!

Now, I'm not the snitching kind,

but if you don't leave my house of business,

I will call the authorities.

What's your problem, man?

This isn't even yours.

This is stolen land, you colonizer.

I don't know what to think anymore, Spike.

It's like this whole damn world's gotten off its axis.

You're telling me, boss.

I hate punks, man.

This place should be treated like church.

Amen, Doc.

From your lips to God's ears.

Excuse me.

Full of shit. He's full of shit!

Come on, man! Chill out!

Let's go!

-You're full of shit, bro! -Come on, man! Stop!

-Hey! -What's up, man?

-I'll fuck you up! -Come on. Let's go!

No, no!

Go, get that refund!

Come on. Let's get you out of here.

Look at this dork.

What are you gonna do, grandpa?

"Terminate with extreme prejudice."

-Shit! Get the fuck out of here! -Come on! Let's go!

Punks.

Oh, hell.

Oh.

1-2-6-3-9

Who is this?

Hi. This is George Fuller from the Warner.

I've been calling in regards to Mr. Hallyday

making an appearance here.

I've sent over the request of documents and money.

Sorry, sir. He's, uh...

Well,

when might he be available or inclined? A week?

Yeah, yeah.

So, hold your breath.

A man ought to do what he thinks is best.

Hmm.

Warner. This is George.

Hello, George.

This is Lynn Schrader, CEO of Schrader Industries.

And I wanna welcome you to Nirvana,

an all-inclusive complex coming straight

to a neighborhood near you.

Gym, grocery store, retail spaces,

even a private urgent care and surgery ward.

In the case of a pandemic or terrorist attack,

cut off from the outside world, we would rely on our own grid.

Once you find Nirvana, you will find yourself.

Welcome to the future.

We're gonna change the world, George.

You could be a part of it.

All you have to do is sign on the dotted line.

What if the world didn't really need to change?

Isn't change the whole point of life?

Either you evolve or you die.

If I'm honest,

I enjoy a good game of mental gymnastics.

A few sharp barbs between combatants,

and then everyone walks away with what they want.

So, when is a gift no longer a gift?

Oh. See, that's where you and I differ, George.

I'm much more altruistic.

See, I have great vision for this part of the country.

A new frontier, so to speak.

What I'm about to say to you pertains directly

to your business.

The first camera, the Kinetograph,

was born from Edison's entrepreneurialism 10 years

after the great success of the Phonograph,

only to be replaced with the Kinetoscope

to view the moving picture.

This art form you so revere was never about car chases

or Oscar-worthy monologues.

It was merely an opportunity to sell a new piece of hardware,

appliances made of plastics,

circuits, metals, indium-tin oxide.

See, I don't run a college.

I run a business.

It's the same business that the taco guy

down the street is in.

The same business that the steel mill

was running around the corner.

I just happen to sell pictures, and-- and fantasies,

and maybe 90-minute vacations to escape

from all that madness in the street.

Whether you see it or not, they-- they know my value.

I'm not so sure

that your neighbors would agree, George.

Most of them are quite eager to sign on the dotted line,

though they won't see a dime unless you relinquish ownership.

See?

Some folks there will rob you with six shooters

and others with a fountain pen.

Life really just comes down to the odds

of which womb one falls out of, George.

Okay.

Thank you for your generosity. I have a matinee to attend to.

We're doing a showing of Moses Versus the Nazis.

It's for the convent for the Monastery of the Angels.

You don't strike me as the religious type.

I'm not.

But just in case I'm wrong, I wanna buy

a couple of brownie points with the big guy upstairs.

Who says he's a man?

Mental gymnastics. I'll be.

So, how'd it go with our midnight cowboy?

He fancies himself to be a cowboy.

Take care of it.

You know something, Lucky?

I can't stand punks and bullies.

Me, too.

You know what I said to--

to that punk before I pulled the damn trigger?

"Terminate with extreme prejudice."

All right, Colonel.

I think I might have gone a little more Dirty Harry.

You have to ask yourself a question.

"Do I feel Lucky?"

"Well, do ya, punk?"

"You are a disease,"

"and I'm the cure."

"I could've been a contender, Charlie. Oh!"

You know what? Um,

do you mind if I borrow your moral compass

-just for a minute? -Sure.

Say somebody offered you

more money than you thought you'd ever see in a lifetime.

But one caveat, you gotta say goodbye

to the one thing that makes you get up every morning.

Mm.

The one thing that makes fellas like you and me tick, you know?

What would you do?

Not a chance in hell.

I'd rather put a knife through the heart of men

who offered me that kind of deal.

And this is it. Right now. This is as good as it gets.

Thank you for that.

All right, I'm out.

Yeah, I'll catch you in a little bit.

Wait a second.

We forgot something. Don't go.

Oh my God. What's this?

"The sword that fell from the heavens

and created hell on earth?"

Hallyday's sword

from Necropolis.

Necropolis.

How do you find these things?

These things are in the air.

You just gotta know how to grab stuff.

It's yours.

If the Ten Commandments won't stop him,

these nine full metal jackets will.

How will we explain this to the Führer?

He's going to be furious.

The Jews will pay.

Tell Goebbels, it's time.

Call Dr. Mengele.

Good idea.

Sisters, I'm so sorry.

Boss, we got a problem.

Who?

Health inspector.

-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! -Sir, please calm down.

What are you doing to my stuff?

We've been sent by the city to inspect your premises.

-Don't touch this. -For mold, and termites,

and bed bugs after reports of vicious bite marks.

What the hell? You were just here six months ago.

We didn't have a problem. You're destroying places, man.

Just turned it into trash.

Just like ain't nothing sacred no more.

This is it. Right now .

This is as good as it gets.

I'd rather put a knife in the heart of men

who offered me that kinda deal.

You got mail, boss.

Looks important.

Never is.

Sorry about yesterday.

Um, the health inspector was giving me

the full Peter Sellers' Clouseau act.

Do you remember in Pink Panther Strikes Again--

Spike, Spike, do I look like

I wanna talk about movies right now?

My theater is being shut down, because of bed bugs.

Every penny I got, I put into Hallyday coming here and...

Do you-- you have something for me, right?

Did you reconsider my proposition?

I have a deadline to hit.

George, I think it's time you either play ball

or stay out of my way.

- It's Hallyday. - Hallyday?

Hallyday.

Oh, there he is.

What are you doing?

Eating a burger.

No, no. You're chasing it down with the smoke.

It's delicious.

Ooh.

This place is disgusting.

Shh. Be nice.

Only for you.

Can I help you guys?

Yep. Looking for a ring.

Oh. Got a lot of rings right here.

See, mine was stolen.

It's not worth a lot of money to anybody else,

but personal sentiment.

Mm.

Well, all my stuff is clean as glass.

Sure it is.

Yeah.

Is there any identifiable characteristics?

Yeah. It was a 1990 Governor's Cup ring.

That's a minor-league baseball championship.

It said, "Rochester" on the side

and it had a red stone in the middle.

I think it was a garnet.

Well, I can't replace the sentimental value.

But if the shoe fits...

-Ooh, look at that. -There-- there you go.

My first year in AAA,

I was in the Oriole organization.

And I went 6-1 with a 1.8 ERA. I was hot shit.

Yeah. Well, you know what?

Why don't you keep that ring? It's on the house.

It's very generous of you.

But to make it in the show, you need something special.

So, during the offseason, I added a pitch to my arsenal.

Cocaine! Got my fastball up to 95,

but my ERA tipped out at nearly seven.

I was crazy back then.

-Yeah. -I'm sober now.

Well, congrats. Yeah, I got seven years.

God bless.

You know what the kicker is?

I hit 32 batters in one season and it's not even a record.

Baseball is a tough sport.

Oh, God! Oh, fuck!

Bang!

Zoom! Kaboom!

Consider this an early retirement, old man.

Lucky, you're slipping, man.

Your door's wide--

Shit.

Damn dingleberries, man!

There you go, Golden Boy.

Where'd you learn this trick?

Courtney B. Vance, Hamburger Hill.

You think there's a chance that that was them punks

that came to my theater?

These weren't no punks, George.

They made me sign my shop over for pennies.

Everything I had.

They said they were coming back

for Mr. Hollywood.

I want you to know something, Lucky.

I'm going to avenge what they did to you.

I swear to you, as long as there's blood

in my veins, you've got a place in my theater.

You know what I said to 'em before I rocked them?

What are you gonna fucking do?

"Smile, you son of a bitch!"

Tonight, the Earth is going

to be exposed as the womb of the mother of all demons.

We are going to filter this planet

in every wretched corner with evil

from all other dimensions.

Come forth. Come forth, and--

Sorry to disappoint you.

Normally, I like to be wined and dined.

But tonight, dinner is on me.

And I'm on a strict diet.

Steak only.

There are a lot of things to dislike in this world

Nuts, modern art, vegans.

But above all, I despise vampires.

All right, baby.

I'm out 20K

because of you.

Get on the ground.

I got bad knees, man.

See, that's the wrong appendage to be worried about.

My friend.

Lucky. That's kind of an ironic choice of a name.

You think you're funny, right?

Okay.

Okay, you wanna be funny. I think you're a goon.

You're a goon.

What happened to Lucky

ain't half of what's coming down on you.

-Pick a hand. -No, man. You're fucking--

Pick a finger then or your neck!

Jesus Christ, man!

See, I had no idea

that you were such a fan of his work.

Would you like for me to make an introduction?

No, no, no, no!

You tell your boss,

stay away from my friends, my theater, and my neighborhood.

Or next time, you're not gonna be so Lucky.

You understand me?

Yes.

With the blood of the betrothed,

we shall enter the space between reality

and the demon's lair.

With one swift hand, the spirits of evil

will cleanse this vile planet.

The only thing being cleansed here is you, madame.

And I am the rain.

Honey, I don't mind getting a little wet.

You are not going to stop us.

Au contraire, mi amiga.

That was quick.

Never bring a gun to a knife fight.

In death, I will live a thousand lives.

Bon voyage.

What kind of sword was it?

Got no clue.

Was it a broadsword?

Was it a claymore? A jian?

How the fuck would I know?

Was it the kind a knight would use, Reed?

No.

That was some Jackie Chan shit, Burton.

A katana like this one right here?

Invented by the smith Amakuni in 700 A.D.

Mainly used by the samurai during Japan's Edo period,

33,000 sheets of steel forge-welded together.

What did George say he was gonna do to you?

If anyone understands fiscal responsibility, it's me.

All things considered.

So, I will ask you one more time.

What did George say he was going to do to you?

All right.

If it's a war you want, you get war now.

You wanna mess with the Warner Grand,

I got something for you!

Hello, George.

I'm so sorry.

First class on the Queen Mary.

Yes. First class is the only class in my book.

No paparazzi, no handshaking.

No problems.

Yes, sir. Here at the Warner,

we strive for excellence.

Time to put Hallyday back on the map.

It is my honor.

Okay. I trust you, George.

Thank you very much. Thank you.

What the...

Damn. Where the fuck is my wallet?

You George Fuller?

Yes.

Ms. Schrader sends her regards.

No change, eh, Pete?

Still jumpy.

That was a sucker move,

burning down your boss.

You had him all wrong. He never crossed you.

But you're a guy who shoots first and thinks afterwards.

In your spot, I'd almost choose the cops,

even if it is a first-degree murder rap.

It's Lucky I spotted you.

What's so Lucky about being dead?

Truth is, it's never really been

about the movies to me .

This place is home.

Growing up here when I was a kid,

I would run up and down these aisles.

And in between the shows,

I would hide behind the curtains.

With this theater,

it used to be my great uncle's place.

And then when he died, uh,

it fell into the wrong hands

and subsequent dilapidation.

That's when my daddy spent every penny we had

trying to buy it back, so it could be in our family.

Don't get stuck here, man.

Hello, your highness.

Hey. What you got for me, Doc?

Everything you asked for.

Uh, fliers, pens, whatever other junk.

Junk?

You shouldn't use that particular pejorative

regarding these delicate artifacts.

- Yeah. - This is the original

Japanese Jurassic poster for Blood is for the Living.

Now, if we can get Claude to sign this, we can auction it.

Oh. By the way, uh, we sold out.

Don't you play with me, Doc.

I got the notification this morning.

We sold out?

Hell, we ain't had one of those since Q Introduced a

cut of Love Birds in Bondage.

Warner lives to fight another day.

Hey, welcome!

Welcome to the Warner Grand.

Mr. Hallyday, we got about 15 minutes

before curtain goes up.

So, I didn't know if you wanted a brief introduction,

and then we could go into the signing and the film.

How do I look?

Like you're ready for your close-ups.

You're-- you're Hallyday.

May I be completely frank for a moment?

I'm really quite nervous.

I haven't been around a crowd this size for quite some time.

Not since

the croisette in '97 actually.

Oh, Mr. Hallyday,

you need to know those people in that audience,

they're your fans, and um, you're family to us.

I had quite the hard relationship

with my family, though.

Yeah. But this is the biggest thing

that's happened to any of us in our entire lives.

I swear to you, you are in-- in--

in good hands, sir.

Uh, okay. I trust you, George.

Thank you.

Thank you, sir.

I'll be back in um-- with a five-minute warning.

Thank you.

Okay.

Hello, everyone. My name is George Fuller.

I'm the proprietor of this, uh, this picture house.

Well, before we get started, um...

...I'd like to share with you all a quote.

It's from the trailblazing godfather

of independent cinema himself, Mr. Orson Welles.

He stated that, "If you want a happy ending,

it all depends upon where you stop your story."

I tell you we could stop the story right now and

I'd be as happy as a clam at high tide.

But enough of my jibber jabber.

For the main event,

now, you have seen him single-handedly

foil Nazi plots,

delivered a pair of conjoined twins

in the Sahara Desert.

He sent hordes of vampires to their perilous demise.

And he is the very first

actor to copulate

with a robot on film.

The film Crude Circuitry and the coming of an atomic age

was one of the most ground-breaking films

ever put together.

Ladies and gentlemen,

let's welcome the Force From The North himself,

Mr. Claude Luc Hallyday!

Hell, yeah!

Hello.

Apologies. I--

I don't really get out much anymore.

So, I'm a little rusty.

I try to stay in locales with air indexes below 10.

Estonia mostly these days.

Well, not just for

the affordable high level of oxygen,

but for the plethora of saunas.

Many people feel the sauna was invented

in neighboring Finland.

No, it was actually in Estonia,

where that word was first used.

Well, roughly around 2,000 B.C.

I told you he wasn't a tough guy.

Mr. Claude Luc Hallyday, everybody!

He's still got it.

Ciao bella!

You're late.

You should get yourself a decent watch next time.

Play nice.

Nice, why?

He ain't nothing but a bunch of scrap metal put together.

I'm here for the 100 gig.

RAM upgrade.

What am I running here? A zoo?

How do I know you ain't a cop, boy?

Oink. Oink.

Well...

...check it out.

Look at that.

Ooh.

Damn!

You got yourself a deal, chico.

Enjoy your upgrade.

Wait.

Where did you find this?

I found that at an estate sale

from the armorer himself.

Oh. Tristano.

Yeah.

One of the few men I called a friend.

Supposedly, he found this fossilized

in the cave of Altamira.

Wait.

The Axe of Escoffier was found in a-- a cave?

-It's real? -Correction.

It's not an axe. This is a halberd.

See the inscription here?

"I naur -o I coe,

Im tur- feel ha in nin loins."

It means the fire of the earth,

I feel it in my loins.

My God!

Wow. Is this...

Damn right, it is. Iraqnophobia.

I lost all the hairs on my ass

when that flame thrower stunt went south in that picture.

Straight through my pants.

We didn't fake war on that one. Huh?

Gaspar threw us smack dab in the middle

of the Indonesian Revolution against Sukarno,

and yelled, "Action!"

I-- I memorized your, um--

the opening monologue you gave to the-- to the infantry.

Oh, yeah. To the infantry.

Yes!

Well, let's see.

"We sit here, each someone's child,

asked by masters of war to play protectors of the realm.

Asked to act as if we love the smell of blood

and embrace death like our own mother's bosom.

But the house is betting against us,

that we will die here in this prison of sand and oil.

Not today, I say.

Not today.

We will live to see the sunrise over Baghdad.

And this time next year,

I shall be back for the harvest, Mom.

I can't wait to see your face.

As the silk tassels of corn

go from green to brown."

Mr. Hallyday, um,

I swear you were robbed of the Academy Award that year.

Yeah.

Yeah. It was the only time I was nominated.

Shit. Now, that's a shame in itself.

Do you mind if I take it?

Oh, man! Mi casa, su casa.

Take it for a spin.

Take it for a spin.

You didn't think we'd really let you leave alive

with our product in your head.

I didn't think you would, Cyberella.

But I will.

For some reason, I want to let you live.

I've been known to have that effect on women.

And even some men.

I think today might be your Lucky day.

It takes more than flesh and blood to be human, Alex.

You got nowhere to run, boy!

Wrong.

Oh.

I wanna thank you for the excellent curation.

That brought back some fond memories

of the summer it came out.

I got to third base with a cutie, James Claudio,

at a matinee showing. of Walter Hill's the Driver.

You're a real freak, you know that?

A real freak.

Yeah. See, what I think is I think that this theater

is like your deep, dark, Freudian kink.

I think you need help.

What?

Please remember

to silence your phone before you re-enter the theater.

I'm sorry about that.

Here at the Warner Grand,

we have a strict no refund policy. No warnings.

Westworld, 1973.

Now, that's the first time a human being

fornicated with a robot.

Enjoy the show.

I know it must bring back memories, man.

I didn't know there was an interactive aspect

to tonight's festivities.

You sure those are firing right?

We might need a new battery in them or something.

Those men dressed

in camouflage carry deadly weapons

down the hall.

Can I see those?

Where were they?

Down the hall.

You know, the theater was my first love.

As a young man, I starred in a production of Arcadia

on the west end.

Dingleberries.

Care to elaborate?

It's this psycho developer chick

who's just determined to take my establishment.

So, sell it to her.

This is my home, man!

But we should call the authorities.

She's in cahoots with the authorities.

Hence, my face.

I gotta get my people from out of that damn theater.

This popsicle stand is about to blow.

You-- you got real combat training, right?

Those black belts, that's real, right?

George, George, George.

Look, you'll be fine.

I knew I should have stayed in Estonia.

It's intermission.

Rise and stretch time.

Time to refresh yourself and visit our snack bar.

Got a yen for hot popcorn? Your favorites.

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It wasn't nuclear bombs ,

artificial intelligence, or aliens

that brought the end of times.

But simply, man's greed .

Humans were a plague unto themselves.

I had only one enemy left to defeat.

The sands of time.

Not bad actually.

Hallyday, you gonna be all right?

I think you Ichabod Craned his ass.

I ain't never killed a man before.

I thought it would be a lot harder, dude.

I hate blood.

You think he might have had a family or something?

I don't know. I don't care.

Omega, what's your 20?

Copy? What's your 20?

Oh, hell. Let's get you out of here.

If anybody gotta go down with this ship,

it's gonna be me now.

Wait.

You know what the tabloids will say about me

if I left you here all by yourself?

Hell, let's do it.

I see you found the smoke bombs from Live Today,

Die Tomorrow.

I got your rifle from Death In The West.

What-- what good is this toy gun?

Suspension of disbelief.

I always liked that ending. It was so full of subtext.

Well, now, we get to make our own director's cut,

don't we?

Um, here's the keys.

Lock the door after you get out of here.

Guard those with your life, man.

That's everything that matters to me.

Understood, George.

Oh, shit.

I got you.

George, it's me.

Spike. You all right?

I'm fine.

Put it down.

Put it down, or I'ma blow you away.

I swear to God I will.

George, watch out!

Looks like we're gonna have to fight our way out of this one.

You got a light?

You can't help me on this one. I'll have to do it myself.

Gonna get you!

I'll get you!

Wake up.

Now, I see why they call you "Lucky".

You know,

I've done some things I regret in my life.

But not this time.

- Here. - Yeah.

Anybody see Hallyday?

Whoa!

Look! How about you and I make a deal?

You let my friends walk out that front door,

and I'll sign whatever piece of paper you got.

Deal?

-Yes. -Okay. I'm coming up.

Doc, when you get to that door, I need you to get outside.

You made me lose a finger.

I got a middle one you can borrow.

Slide that over.

That wasn't part of our deal.

I need you to sign this gift deed.

When is a gift no longer a gift?

My father gave me this pen.

He said it would come in handy one day.

Uh-uh.

You feelin' Lucky?

You're shooting blanks.

Ride the rainbow, you son of a bitch.

Hallyday, man.

I see you had to go full Predator on these people.

Hey. Hey, man.

You-- you okay, dude?

Hey, man. Hey!

Hey, hey! Hey, bro.

"A few-- a few die well that die in a battle."

Mr. Hallyday. Hallyday, man.

What we have here is

failure to communicate.

I'm sorry about your boy,

but you brought this on yourself.

Uh-oh.

Cue the chav face.

Okay.

Oh, Georgie boy!

Come get one in your booth.

If you're good, it'll be your booth!

We're not children, are we, Georgie boy?

Okay. You win.

The horror.

The horror.

No!

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls--

Dying time's here.

Oh, God.

Johnny.

Johnny Favorite.

Okay.

Johnny.

Oh my God.

Okay? Ready?

I don't think I'm gonna make it this close, Spike.

Okay.

Lynn Schrader.

You look like somebody just walked over your grave.

You started a negotiation

that we didn't get a chance to finish.

You want the Warner Grand.

Come and get it.

Do you know when Oppenheimer was asked

what ran through his mind as he witnessed

the first successful detonation of the atomic bomb?

He quoted a Hindu scripture.

"Now, I am become Death...

...destroyer of worlds."

Hey. Wait, wait! I'm not ready!

How about now?

Looks like one of us is about to be out of Sundays.

You come up with that one all by yourself?

Actually, I did.

You think we'll meet again?

I sure as hell hope so.

This has been one for the record books.

Amen.

Hey!

I'm so glad y'all made it to the final act.

Me, too.

You know, this is my favorite film of all time.

Hey, Doc.

It's a gift.

You can't open it until the morning.

Mm, watch this.

It's the best ending.

Oh, yeah.

So, which way you thinking of heading?

You know, it's funny.

I heard this little story about a crazy place

called the "Pacific Ocean".

Thought I might go and watch the sunset.

Um...

thank you for being the best damn hero

anybody could ever want.