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[SIGHS]
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OK.
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Does this outfit say...
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I'm a professional business woman,
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but with a good working knowledge
of the contemporary music scene?
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That's asking a lot of it.
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A music festival?
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On these hallowed grounds?
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Honestly!
I'd be turning in my grave,
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if I were in my grave.
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Which, technically, I suppose I am.
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Ah, it's all very confusing.
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- KITTY : I think it's exciting.
- Yeah!
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A chance to see
all the big pop acts!
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I think music might have
changed a bit since your day, Pat.
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PAT : Yeah, I suppose so.
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The last time
I saw the album charts,
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it was all U2,
Elton John, and ABBA...
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[SCOFFS] Where are they now?
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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- They're here.
- Okay. Now remember, this meeting is for...
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ALL : People with a pulse.
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That's right!
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- Did they say it?
- Yeah.
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Hi.
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Tess Ross, Slidewell Promotions.
We spoke on the phone?
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- Alison.
- Mike.
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Yeah, one of our headline acts
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was quite keen to see the place,
so I thought - no time like the present.
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- Hi!
- Oh my god!
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Sorry.
I'm a... I'm Alison.
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It's a pl-
It's a pleasure to meet you.
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Sorry- I'm a huge fan.
You're my absolute favourite!
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What!?
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Thank you!
Nice to meet you.
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[BAFFFLED] And I, and, I'm...
I... I'm... Mi... Mite.
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Ke. Mike.
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- Do come in on.
- Or not... Whatever.
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Hot dogs.
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Oooh, my goodness, it's Kylie.
It's actual Kylie Minogue.
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The poet?
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No, the pop star.
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- She's huge.
- She's really tall.
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- She's as beautiful as her verse.
- Yeah, she's rather... fabulous.
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I find myself strangely
drawn to her energy.
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- It's, uh...
- What are you thinking?
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It looked pretty good!
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I mean, I think we just need to spend
a bit more time looking at the space, and...
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- What wrong with her voice?
- Pot, kettle, black!
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I believe she is Australian.
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What that mean?
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She's from Australia.
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What that mean?
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That we should probably hide the silverware.
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- I'm sorry, who is she?
- Come on, Pat.
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Surely you watched Neighbours.
That was your era!
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Hang on. You're telling me that
she was on TV, while I was still alive?
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[SCOFFS] Playing what?
A fetus!?
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Yeah...
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Kylie wouldn't look like that now...
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It's an imposter!
Yeah.
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This whole festival is some sort of scam,
they're con artists!
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[ALL PROTESTING]
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- We'd really like to see the grounds.
- Oh, great, yeah, great idea!
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- Um, I think- I think we should go this way.
- Is there a bathroom I could use?
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- Oh, god.
- Eh, just- just point the way, and I'll...
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I'll catch you up.
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Uh, it's just... just through there,
right, and then left.
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[GHOSTS TALKING]
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[GHOSTS TALKING]
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Right, everyone, shut up!
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Oh no!
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THOMAS : You...
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You can see us!
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Yes!
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And I can hear you,
sadly!
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But... how?
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You know the roller skating montage
in the Spinning Around video?
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Is that a sentence?
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I had a fall,
banged my head,
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and now I can see ghosts.
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- I know that sounds hard to believe...
- GHOSTS : No, not at all...
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FANNY : We've heard that before.
JULIEN : I can believe that.
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Oh, good!
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Now that's out in the open,
let's clear a few things up!
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Cave man! Australia is a large island nation
in the southern hemisphere.
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Ah!
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What that mean?
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About which, your attitude
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is tired and outdated.
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Well, I am 168.
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- Army man?
- Ah, yes please.
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I see you...
And I'm very much here for your people.
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The Forces, yes.
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Bush ranger! When did you...?
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- '84.
- Ah.
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Right.
Neighbours started in '85.
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Oh!
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Is there anything I didn't miss?!
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And whilst I'm very flattered
by the attention, I...
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I can't marry you,
I love Alison.
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Right! Well, that one's sorted itself out.
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Anything else?
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[GHOSTS TALKING]
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Oh, she's suckered you all in,
hasn't she, eh?
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What?
No.
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Well...
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As the former owner
of four Kylie calendars,
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I'm telling you...
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this is nothing more than
a scheming lookey-likey.
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I am Kylie Minogue!
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Oh yeah?
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Prove it.
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...and we'd put a whole bank
of port-a-loos, just there.
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So, whilst I might not be
an international superstar yet...
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you should still prefer me to Kylie Minogue
for the following 34 reasons.
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- Number one.
- Mike?
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Um, I've just found
one of those things with me.
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So I'm just gonna pop it back in
the house with the other... things.
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Number two! Yes,
I've wanted to say this for a while...
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Yeah, I don't...
I don't really get why.
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Can you please... just, just say it!
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- You're Kylie Minogue.
- Thank you!
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Yeah, like that's
really Jason Donovan!
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You've gotta be kidding me?
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Kitty...
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You must be the most
bloody-minded group of people I've ever...
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[VOCALISING]
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- I was just checking the acoustics...
- I was practicing lines for a play...
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TOGETHER : You see them too?
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TOGETHER : Yes!
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This is amazing!
I've never met anyone who can see them!
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Me neither!
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I can't believe
Kylie Minogue can see ghosts!
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- That is not Kylie Minogue!
- What?
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[ALL TALKING]
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Um...
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To be honest, I don't
know how big an acre is.
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Oh, thank god, me neither.
I'm just gonna grab some pics of the house.
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Yeah, sure.
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♪ I should be so lucky
Lucky, lucky, lucky
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♪ I should be so lucky in love
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- Amazing!
- [APPLAUSE]
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FANNY : Excellent, yes!
Very nice.
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- Okay, it's Kylie.
- Yeah, thank you!
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CAP : Extraordinary!
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- Kylie can see ghosts!
- Seriously?
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Yeah!
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Is it everyone but me?
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That's not the original version.
We like to mix it up, to...
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TESS : Oh no, not again.
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I am so tired of watching her talk
to dead people I can't see or hear!
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Yes!
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Literally, mid-sentence, just...
"Oh, sorry, can I- talking to the ghosts."
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We need to hang out.
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[ALL TALKING]
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Bye, thanks!
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- So, shall I book it?
- No.
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Let's go with that castle
we saw on friday.
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Didn't that place have the ghost
of an axe-wielding executioner?
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Yeah, but at least there was only one of them!
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- ALL : Bye-bye!
- PAT : Don't be a stranger!
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CAP : Lovely to meet you.
Fabulous.
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