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1 "Mandarin Films", "Mo Films"
"TF-1 International"
“"Channel Plus", "Mo", "Cinecinema"
"Sofika", "Kalmazh 17", "Uni Etoile 3",
“Kolinova 2"', "Bank Populer Image 6"
"La Prosirep" and "De Liangoa - Azhikoo"
Seeking instant gratification
for you, are they at the center of a love relationship?
Sexuality is something impulsive for a person,
archaic, therefore sometimes difficult to manage,
which leads to adultery.
Would you like to switch this nonsense?
I like.
According to statistics, French people under the age of 40
make love 2-3 times a week,
some even more often.
Their numbers are complete nonsense.
According to Freud, sexual frustration leads to depression.
To keep up with the statistics
at night you have to have sex with me 3 times.
A man who rarely has sex should think about it.
I am not hungry.
I don't want sushi.
LOVE ON THE SIDE
Thank you.
Your table will be ready in 5 minutes.
I'm already here at the bar.
Okay, kisses, see you soon.
Good evening.
A glass of red wine.
Thank you.
Oh, sorry.
I'm really sorry.
Sorry.
- I'm really, really sorry... - It's nothing.
I can offer you a cigarette
so that you forgive me.
Yes thank you.
-This is the last one. -Nothing.
I'm just a walking disaster.
I do not smoke.
Well, maybe sometimes?
No, I've never smoked.
At all?
Then why did you say yes?
Don't know.
It's hard for me to say no.
Do you have a hard life?
I lead a rather quiet life.
Ah well?
Aya, most likely not.
Hello.
-Everything is fine? -Yes. And you?
Super, my beauty.
-Hello. -Firework. How are you?
Fine.
-I see you two have met. -Yes...
It turned out a little...
-My name is Laurent. -Elodie.
-You are alone? -Camilla is late.
Congratulations, she is beautiful.
She's brilliant.
-And what did she see in me? -Come on...
If you need legal help,
call, don't be shy.
Fine.
Now I have no problems
but they can arise at any time.
So, see you soon.
-Monsieur Castella. -Yes?
Do we still have problems with the Spanish photographer?
Yes, we have to give him the money, we have no choice.
I have a friend who is a lawyer.
-Call her? -I don't think it's necessary.
-If necessary, I will call. -No, don't.
Fine.
So, you need to call.
I want her to pay for everything she's done.
-Do you have children? -Have no children.
There is only a dog.
-Have you been married for a long time? -For a long time.
Because of her, I lost 7 years of my life.
Let him pay for everything, the infection.
Sorry.
-Hi, Elodie, this is Laurent. -Hello. How are you doing?
Fine.
Remember you said
that I can turn to you for advice?
Certainly. Shall we meet?
Yes, the meeting is good.
Maybe in my office at 7 pm?
That's fine for me.
Great, see you later.
I think there is no choice, it has gone too far.
-And not take a step back? -No, you have to pay.
There is no other solution.
What if you don't pay?
He will sue and win.
You think so?
Yes, it's a sticky situation.
Not ticklish yet, but could become one.
You need to be more careful and not forget.
It's safer to follow the rules of the game.
Yes you are right.
Well, thank you very much.
-It was very instructive. -Leaving so soon?
Yes, we need to go. Firework.
Bye.
You've been tossing and turning all night.
You need to work with your subconscious.
What's happened?
Not enough sleep?
I have to go.
Until the evening.
Like a sunburn -
The burn of love, the words “love”.
Could I have had a wonderful dream?
“How beautiful you are,” I say.
And I'm sailing on ships
In a dream - and suddenly I’m drowning in the waves.
Here you are on silk without clothes.
Come quickly to my world of hope.
But you're not here.
I'm chasing my dreams away.
Following you
The dream is gone too.
But you're not here
And how eager I am
Look through the window opposite,
I strive to enter your paradise.
I see your portrait in the song,
Your corvette broke into my house.
I want to be saved, but I cannot be saved.
My world doesn't make me happy.
"And it's me?" - I’ll ask myself. I can't stand my old friends.
Come quickly, dispel my dream,
Say: “I love you. Let’s take off together!”
But you're not here
I'm chasing my dreams away.
Following you
The dream is gone too.
But you're not here
And how eager I am
Look through the window opposite,
I strive to penetrate your paradise.
I dare to step over the threshold -
And it’s like I’m plunging into an abyss.
You are waiting for me at the fountain, Although you live on a rainbow.
I’ll plunge into summer like water,
I'm racing through the streets in a brig.
A light breeze blows under the sun,
We'll arrange a dream cruise.
But you're not here...
But you're not here...
Elodie, this is Laurent.
I have one more question about...
No, it's not...
You're right, no need.
-This is bad. -Yes, it’s bad.
No, wait.
This is bad, don't.
This is bad, don't.
No need!
This is bad!
This is bad!
It was not necessary...
Yes, there was no need.
But I was pleased.
Me too.
My love, I’m very tired, I’m going to bed.
What?
I'm tired of your jokes.
We need to sleep, tomorrow is a hard day.
Good night.
Tree sticks...
Who do we have here?
Angry fat glutton.
What's his name?
Martin, stop drawing, answer.
I don't know, monsieur.
This is a tyrannosaurus.
In a different way - T.
Have you watched “Jurassic Park”?
No.
You don't have basic knowledge, I can't work like that.
That's better, right?
It's just a little lacking in depth.
I try, but it doesn't work.
Isn't it too red?
Well, it's time for me to go.
Good luck.
-Bye. -Thank you, Freda.
Goodbye.
This will not work.
But can you at least try?
What do not you like?
What is this?
This is monochrome.
-What does it mean? -Emotions.
That's it, the lesson is over.
Have a great weekend.
I'm really sorry.
The problem isn't you, it's me.
I'm completely unstable.
I do not know what to do.
There are many other girls, you will soon find a replacement for me.
For example, I have already met someone else.
Let's say goodbye to each other
In a random cafe, out of stupidity?
Like in an ordinary movie.
Both are guilty - no “but...
How fun they were sometimes
Such couples of us.
I can't find the words for the chorus.
It will be banal and not new.
I've often said
But I repeat:
"I love...
I want to say thank you
That we part beautifully.
Who's laughing - so what?
I don't give them a penny.
We had a good time
Our time has come.
I can't find the words for the chorus.
It will be banal and not new.
I've often said
But I repeat:
"I love...
Francois!
Hello!
What's happened?
Laurent!
What happened?
Elodie left me.
What?
-Why did you leave? -I met someone else.
-How do you know? -She said it herself.
But she didn’t say to whom.
I'm sorry, Francois, I'm so sorry.
It's not your fault, it's not your fault.
And if I meet him...
I'll break this bastard's face!
Violence is not the solution, you understand...
Of course, but it's comforting!
Maybe not completely...
She said she fell in love.
-Is this temporary? -Fell in love?
Well, how could she?
Don't worry so much, we are with you.
What happened to Francois?
This person is not for me, we are too different.
You have nothing to do with it, you’ve wanted to leave for a long time.
Our meeting accelerated this.
He's in terrible shape.
I couldn't take it anymore.
The best thing was to separate.
Do you want me to break up with Camilla?
I'm not asking you for anything.
If I'm just sex for you, tell me, I'll understand.
Not at all, you know it yourself.
No, I do not know.
You didn't say.
How do you imagine everything?
Give me some time.
I never even thought about cheating on Camilla.
I have to go.
Go to your wife, it will be better.
Please don't say that, that's not what I meant.
You didn't understand me.
Will you never leave me?
Darling, that's exactly what I'm saying.
Firework!
You look better than yesterday.
I didn't sleep all night.
Great! A sign of recovery.
If you were depressed and slept all night,
it would be worse.
And your brain remains active - that's great.
That's why you didn't sleep.
I couldn't sleep because when I closed my eyes,
I saw Elodie fucking someone else.
Because of this, I didn't sleep.
Girls often return to their exes.
Who was she with before you?
His name was Christophe.
But he turned blue.
Here you see!
You can't predict everything.
Christophe is gay.
Is it passive or active?
It has been scientifically proven that each of us
have heterosexual tendencies
and homosexual.
Christophe has been living with his friend for a year now.
It's not him.
-We are waiting for you. -Another 2 seconds.
-Past! -What?
-Can't you see the ball is behind the line? -Will you shut up or not?
-I think... -He got me.
Am I blind?
Francois, I also think it’s over.
Okay, serve it yourself.
He's going through a difficult period right now.
The girl left him.
-Perhaps to blue. -Is it possible?
Anything can happen.
-So you just took it and left? -Yes.
Damn, how complicated everything is.
But if not to a gay man, then to whom?
-Any ideas? -I do not know anything.
I think it's someone smart with a lot of money.
He takes her to expensive restaurants, and a lot of things.
I thought women were romantic
and they are pragmatic.
She was too good for me:
smart, beautiful...
And she earned 2 times more than me.
With your school salary...
You won't go far.
Did you take her out somewhere?
Infrequently.
Not good...
And in bed?
Sorry for the question. Were you good?
Well, I think...
Yes.
Was the initiative on your part?
A woman needs to be dominated.
And you were rather gentle, delicate.
Well, I couldn’t hit her!
Don't hit me. Shake a little.
If you fuck a woman well, she won't leave.
It's more confusing than you think.
Not sure.
How many poses did you usually change?
Three.
Or...
Six, yes.
-A little. -Yes?!
In addition, a teacher and lawyer...
François has neither money nor position.
-Yes, and not very good in bed! -Enough!
Got it.
Enough mockery.
His girlfriend left him and you are making fun of him.
It's cruel!
It's good to have you here.
You urgently need to find a girlfriend.
The best therapy.
No.
I can't do it right away.
Of course, we need to find a replacement for her.
-And you will forget her. -Well, yes.
Look how many women there are around.
You alone
Now I'm saying
What I love.
I love.
And I'm burning with passion.
You give heat at night,
I'll fall asleep under your skin.
You alone
I want to say
What about you, only you
You can call it the sun.
You shine for me in the darkness.
You are the ground for my roots.
You, you -
The star of my secret dreams.
I love. I love.
You give heat at night.
You alone
I want to say
What about you, only you
You can call it the sun.
You shine for me in the darkness.
I'm telling you:
I love. I love.
-We shouldn't meet. -Yes, sure.
Crap.
Laurent, lately you have been moving away from me.
We need to talk.
About what"?
You see...
We've been together for a while now.
And after some time
some things happen.
I want to say that this is -
a completely normal development of events.
If you look at the statistics,
then you will notice that this applies to anyone.
Can you get closer to the point?
I'm getting old, but it's not that easy.
What exactly are you trying to say?
I want to say that in the life of every couple
there are different stages
and that we have reached such a stage.
Fine.
Is it positive or negative”?
Positive.
He's very positive.
Very positive?
Do you want to propose to me?
Yes.
God, is this true?
-This is Francois. -I can not talk.
Elodie is dating your wife.
What?
A colleague lent me a car.
-A car? -Keep an eye on Elodie.
You can't spy on your exes.
You're right, but try to understand me.
And what are they doing?
They met by chance.
Looks like they're going out for a drink.
Give me the binoculars.
I'm sure she'll tell her about her new boyfriend.
I'll go to them.
Laurent.
You are a true friend.
-What are you doing here? -And you, my love?
I have a report around the corner.
I'll have a drink with you, okay?
What about your report?
The guy is late, still wait for him.
-Do you have secrets? -Not at all.
-We crossed paths by chance. -Interesting.
Chance works wonders.
Elodie has a new boyfriend, but she doesn't talk about him.
She wants to keep her private life secret.
This doesn't concern us.
I just wanted to say that he has a girlfriend.
This is the situation.
You have to tell her everything.
In no case! This would be a mistake.
But why?
Cards on the table.
This will encourage him to make a choice.
This revelation is suicide.
Well, if anyone should tell his girlfriend,
then he himself.
I agree.
Well, how are you doing?
Listen...
Laurent proposed to me.
What?
Are you getting married?
Well, we still don’t know when.
And then, this is a good reason to arrange a holiday for everyone.
Why do you say that?
Now is not the time to tell Francois about this.
On the contrary, I'm even interested.
-And when did he have time? -This morning.
You were the first to know.
Brilliant.
Congratulations.
I'm so happy.
We need to think about the witnesses.
On behalf of the prosecution, I can.
No, I'm kidding.
I bombarded her with questions, but she didn’t say a word.
I've been following her for 3 days now and haven't seen her with anyone.
Are you sure she has someone?
She said it herself.
You are a cuckold.
Yes, but use a different term.
This is how I became a private detective.
My wife disappeared one day without leaving an address.
And I got down to business.
In 2 years I alone realized
investigative secrets of services such as the CIA,
MI5, Mossad.
And I found her in Tahiti.
She settled down there with my colleague from the bureau.
I wanted to return her, I went after her.
I wanted to conquer her.
Did not work out.
Sorry.
Are you sure you want to see your opponent?
I still haven't recovered.
And 10 years have already passed.
It will be difficult, but I need to see him.
I want to understand.
My services cost $500.
Fine.
And get ready to be shocked.
Terrible.
Do you think you will find it?
And then, for one horned one they give two hornless ones.
-Don't you find it funny? -Honestly, no.
My client will not agree to your terms.
-There will be a war. -Sorry.
Sorry, what were you saying?
The situation is complicated.
But we will find some compromise.
I'm sure we will find it.
-I'll call you. -Goodbye.
Having sex with me
Are you saying goodbye to single life?
-You misunderstood. -I don't care.
-You are angry? -Certainly!
What should I do?
-Are these flowers for me? -Yes.
As a sign of consolation?
By the way, they are beautiful.
-OK, bye. -Can we have some coffee?
For what? Where it leads?
Wait!
I know it's strange
but I think about you all the time.
Then choose, I can't do this anymore.
But you and I barely know each other.
We need to stay together for a while
go somewhere for the weekend.
Let's! Let's go for the weekend.
Fine.
In the next weekend?
Yes, I'll arrange everything.
Is it 'yes' or 'no'
It's true".
Everything is excellent.
I need my parents' house for the weekend.
It's complicated.
I never asked you.
-Will you go with Camilla? -No.
I'll go alone.
I want to be alone for 2 days.
-Are you going there with someone else? -Not at all!
Where did you get the idea?
If this is a meeting house for you,
do you think for me too?
What are you talking about?
After a divorce, your personal life is a mess.
Fuck you!
Monsieur Sorbier.
-Finish here. -Yes.
Hello.
My name is Valerie.
I'm a new assistant in the medical office.
I heard you talking about the weekend.
I really love weekends.
I love weekends at the seaside
I love traveling to the mountains with a company.
In fact, a different vacation.
In France, abroad, in Europe,
in America, in Asia, in Oceania.
-Are you traveling with friends? -No.
Friends are the most important thing.
True friends are hard to find.
You can rely on them
both when it’s good and when it’s really bad.
I like to go out with friends:
go to exhibitions, concerts,
to the theater, to the cinema, to restaurants.
-I like you very much. -Thank you.
Bye then.
Laurent...
-Good weekend. -Thank you.
We'll find out now.
What?
I hired a detective.
This tape shows Elodie with her boyfriend.
Have you hired a detective? Why did you do that?
Are you crazy?!
Wake up!
Why the hell relive the past?
if there is a future?!
I have a great girl for you.
But first I'll throw away this tape
and you will forget Elodie, okay?
No! I need to understand.
There's nothing to understand.
The cassette won't help you, trust me.
-What's on this cassette? -Elodie with a new guy.
Brilliant! We'll see who it is.
-Well, huh? -Yes. .
What are you waiting for?
Why rush?
Lord, Lord...
-Well, why are you bothering? - Yes, I’ll put it in.
How it works?
What are you doing? You're erasing the record!
Not really.
Oh hell no!
This is not Elodie.
This is not Elodie!
That's not her!
This is a porn recording.
Play this damn cassette!
I'm trying to.
What are you doing?
I press play and it doesn't work.
Does it actually work?
-You didn’t touch the wires? -Of course not.
Don't know...
-You'll break it. -You need to hit it lightly.
Are you completely crazy?
I'll look elsewhere.
How to remove the cassette?
How to remove the cassette? You split it.
-Not really. -Look!
Darling, you split the cassette.
I need her! Give me back my tape!
Tomorrow I’ll take it to the workshop, and they’ll pull it out there.
-Will you restore it? -Tomorrow?
Yes.
-It was delicious. -Yes.
I love dough dishes.
I love pasta, ravioli, spaghetti, lasagna,
cannelloni, taggliatelli, cochietti...
-François loves it too. -Is it true?
I love.
-Can you cook? -Adore!
Italian cuisine has many ingredients -
tomatoes, peppers, onions, olive oil,
parmesan, mozzarella...
Although I try not to eat cheese, it makes me fat.
In addition, Francois loves walking.
What?
I love walks.
Walk through the streets, parks...
François also walks all the time.
It is rare to find such similar natures.
Are you sure you did well?
introducing her to Francois?
At least other thoughts will come to mind.
And this is already good.
This weekend I have a report in Calvados.
Must go.
What a pity, you will miss Frederica's opening day.
You did it on purpose, you don't like her.
The point is that she likes you.
Are you jealous?
I like it when you are jealous.
Well, if it's that important, go.
Sometimes I think I'm not worthy of you.
Don't say that, darling.
Do you remember this bridge?
I can't say, I can't write,
But the important moment has finally arrived.
Oh my God, what a torment. Who would give advice?
How can I overcome insidious shyness?
I don't know how you lived before.
What it’s like to live together, time will only answer.
But I decided: it's time to take a step,
Enter this water and see what happens then.
I don't regret being on the bridge at the end of the day
I decided to say that I love you.
Well, why deprive yourself of your eyes of light,
Which constantly attracts me?
Sentimentality is not in fashion, but how could it be otherwise?
Should I express what I want to say?
On Monday or Tuesday.
Don't worry, they will fix the tape for you.
It's time for me to go.
Hugs, ciao.
Are you satisfied? Full of people.
-Maybe they don't like it. - Stop it, I like it.
Is this yours?
My nightmare, I'm confused.
Not bad.
-Sleep with her. -No, I'm not like that
Not like that - what is it?
This requires feelings.
-Feelings? -Yes, feelings.
I have an idea for you.
-Which? -Radical.
Fabulous.
An ideal place for a weekend.
-Does not work? -No.
The meter must be broken.
No electricity.
Cool.
-And I have a flashlight. -We are saved.
What is this?
Shovel.
Damn, what kind of brothel is this?
Maybe renovations are underway?
And there is no water.
Look, it says here...
"Good weekend".
Oh witch!
Damn, here he comes. What to do?
Don't be afraid, everything will be fine.
-Good evening. -Kind.
-Do you want a private dance? -No thanks.
Yes Yes!
We've been there, but it's his first time.
This will help you.
He is losing his taste for women.
Busy? Is there really not a single room?
Yes.
But you see...
Think about it, they hung up.
Horror! What ignorance!
Incredible.
Don't worry, I'll think of something.
Leave it.
What's happened?
Everything is fine.
I'm here with a guy who has a girlfriend.
I almost forced him to spend the weekend with me.
And where did we end up?
And how do I get into such situations?
I'm just a fool!
I am 32 years old.
Why am I not married?
and I don’t have three children, a dog, a Cruiser”?
I'm too old for this.
You're right.
I will never leave her.
Should I take you home?
So you’re losing your taste for women”?
-Excuse me, is Valerie here? -No.
I think she's gone somewhere.
May I?
To your health.
-And what are you doing? -I'm cleaning up little by little.
I'll be honest: don't you want to sleep?
-Sorry? -With me.
-What does he want? - Nothing anymore.
Go. Bye.
Salute, bye.
Let's come to my place and have a glass.
-You never give up. -Very rarely.
-I'm here. -I was looking for you.
-Shall we go?
I will call you.
Thank you.
These are all fears and illusions.
You're no worse than her.
If you stop humiliating yourself, she will come back.
Maybe seduce her again?
You can do it, it's real.
What exactly should I do?
Give perfume, flowers?
I'm talking about seduction, not about March 8th.
Wait, I have an idea.
Pretend I'm Elodie
that you ran into on the street.
What will you tell her?
Don't know.
I'll say, "Hello, Elodie."
"Life stopped after you left."
Not at all, Francois.
I am very happy and very in love.
It doesn’t work, you need to tell the truth.
The truth?
I'll try.
“Elodie, I can’t sleep at night without you.
“I’m very sad, I beg you, come back.
“Come back, come back. I love you...
You act like you're asking her for a favor.
Wait, let's find something else.
Let's switch roles. Fine?
I am you, and you are Elodie.
Fine?
Salute, Elodie.
-Oh, you're just super! -Thank you.
-You are dazzlingly beautiful. -Thank you, it’s very nice.
Well, now you're talking.
-How are you doing, Francois? -Fine.
But when I see you, I feel...
What do you feel?
-Breast? -No!
I am you.
Can you feel my heart?
How does it beat?
It's like he's jumping out.
Seeing you, I lose control of myself.
I wouldn't be able to say that.
But you're in shock.
Me too.
No, wait, don't.
Yes, you can't, you're right.
Hello, this is Camilla.
I can't talk now, call me back.
-Are you leaving? -Yes. .
What happened tonight was an accident.
And let's not bother ourselves.
It will be our secret.
I think Elodie made a big mistake.
Not for the sake of adventure
And just like that
The beauty of a stranger in the crowd,
As you pass, be surprised.
Not for the game of love,
And just like that
Look after her.
Smile.
And just like that
Give yourself a dream.
Take the priceless gift of fate
You're just like that.
Just because.
Always used to betting
You are set for success.
Say: I'm okay,
Live with a smile on duty.
Worked hard like crazy
You are greater than everyone else.
But now
To hell with all of it.
No interference.
And just like that
Forgetting about running around, bills,
Life started from scratch
You're just like that.
Just because.
Already back?
-Where have you been? -Francois's.
He was upset
and offered to spend the night with him.
You know I don't like to be alone.
And were you asleep?
No, we fucked all night.
Your cassette.
It was broken when they were taken out of the tape recorder.
Can it be repaired?
Rewind it to another reel, it will work.
If it doesn't work, she'll be screwed.
Camilla was with you last night?
No.
No?
-You are sure? -Certainly.
I was alone.
Oh shit!
She lied to me.
So she's cheating on me.
What did she say herself?
That I spent the night with you,
because she doesn't like to be alone.
Oh damn.
She said.
-Everything is clear, she is cheating on me. -Nothing is clear yet.
Camilla can't do that.
How then do you explain it?
I don't know yet.
Maybe she was with her ex?
This Alex has always been cunning.
No, Alex went to live in Brazil.
And who was she with at the opening day?
With no one.
She was with an art teacher.
They were together all the time.
-No.
They were together all the time.
This can't be true.
-They left together? -Yes.
Is there a problem?
Frederica is a lesbian.
Wow!
You yourself said that we are all bisexual.
Children, listen to me. Silence!
This is Eric - your swimming teacher.
Firework!
You will listen to him carefully,
because because...
I need some swimming rings.
It will be better this way.
How many of you can swim?
You you you...
Hello!
Hello!
At school they told me that Francois was here.
-He left a second ago. -Fine.
Francois!
I couldn't think
That I'll fall in love with him.
Mom is afraid
That I'll get burned. Well, let.
But you know, she insists:
"Evil love, wait."
I love the eyes
And your smell
You are like Apollo, my friend.
And the temptation is great again.
How can I resist here?
Just a moment, wait
I want to live only by you,
And any time of the day
Seduce you.
Hello honey.
Leave the cleaning, we need to talk.
You can see the condition of the house.
But it's important.
What's happened?
You know, Rafael, I, how should I say this...
I'm not myself as soon as I...
And then she fucked me
like the latest crap.
And finally she said,
that someone is chasing skirts, thinking they are panties.
They've all gone crazy.
Yours is calm, you have no problems.
-She's bisexual. -Why do you think so?
She is with her art teacher.
The situation is getting out of control.
Not only do guys have our girls,
so do women!
-This is the end. -Yes.
-What are you doing here? -Nothing.
I came to pick up my things.
And I decided to lie down to rest.
Yes.
-In this form? -I didn’t find my pajamas.
Elodie, you can't do that.
You can't just come and go to bed like that.
I'm not a thing,
with which you CAN do this.
I know, forgive me.
But when I saw you sleeping,
I wanted to make love to you.
Just like that, without hesitation.
When leaving, close the door behind you.
Cuckold?
Like your friend?
-That's why I came. -Welcome.
-To your club? -Yes. Uh!
Your friend will tell you.
Look, she lives here.
"Get out of my life!"'
-Have you seen the tape? -No.
I lost her.
I don't know if I want to see her.
I'll send it to your home address,
to have a choice.
As soon as I get the material, I'll let you know.
Do you want photo or video?
-Video? -The video is better.
-Video. -What? Video?
Well, good luck.
We can do this.
Good evening.
Can I spend the night at your place? I have nowhere to go.
-Certainly. -Thank you.
-What's happened? -Martina cheated on me.
You can stay for a few days.
-Yes?
Our only problem is where to place whom.
-I don't want to bother... -You won't bother.
Let's give our bed to Freda.
The canape does not fold out.
Only one person can sleep on the sofa.
So you'll lie down on the sofa, and you'll be on the bed with Freda.
-Are you kidding? -Everything is fine.
We'll chat about our business.
-You agree? -Certainly.
Good night honey.
It's still early to go to bed.
Maybe we can have a drink somewhere?
We are tired. Let's go tomorrow, okay?
Then let's play with words.
In Scrabble.
Now is not the best time.
Well, there's never time to play Scrabble!
What's going on here? I heard a noise.
There was no noise.
Yes?
You didn't call me?
Why don't you trust anyone, Laurent?
-Turn off the light. -Yes.
Good morning, there is a package for you.
Frederica, this is Laurent.
How are you? Am I distracting?
I wanted to apologize for yesterday.
For your rudeness.
Yes.
Moreover, you already slept together after the opening day.
What?
Didn't she spend the night with you?
But who did she go with then?
Oh whore!
-Finally! -Hello!
-Need to talk. -Yeah me too.
What, immediately attack?
Bring it on!
Crap!
Sorry, old man.
You're in my zone, move away a little.
You broke my nose!
Yes, but you're in my zone. This is my zone.
Okay, play.
Hey, are we going to play?
Oh shit!
Goat, I'll break your skull!
Stop it!
He hurt my eye!
-Bastard! -The bastard himself!
-I will kill him! -Stop it!
What's gotten into you?!
Calm down!
Stop it!
Don't get caught by me.
I'll try, but so will you.
I know everything.
What do you know?
Francois called me and told me everything.
You cheated on me too.
I changed it once.
And Elodie left Francois because of you.
Either once or 10 times, betrayal is betrayal.
Laurent...
You dated her and wanted to marry me.
Do you understand what this means?
You can't marry me.
You yourself are doing bad things.
And what will we do?
Break up.
I trusted you, Laurent.
I can't build my life with someone I don't trust.
But I can't trust you either.
Okay, go away.
Leave!
Raphael, Camilla kicked me out
I don’t know where to spend the night today.
Are you not at home?
Okay, see you soon.
I want
Change the entire environment around you.
I want
Forget your habits and just love.
I want
Turn all the troubled minutes into a moment,
So as not to interfere with your further life.
My love is about to leave...
I want
Slip away from his heart and nights,
Leave quietly
So that he would not be tormented by sadness.
I want
Forget about the past, change the old look,
Close your eyes, under the new skin of yourself
Feel it.
I want
To finish what has been bothering us for a long time.
Return timidly in a day or a year
In his thoughts again,
If he waits.
I want
To finish what has been bothering us for a long time.
Slam the heart to bring it home
Finally order.
Change your world.
How to explain,
That the hands are moving, but the hour still doesn’t strike?
Will there be a sign
To the one who will appear on stage for the first time?
Not alone,
But I’m sure for sure night and day,
What's forever
I let her go from my heart.
I want
To finish what has been bothering us for a long time...
Return timidly in a day or a year
In her thoughts again...
Change your world...
What are you doing here?
If I'm in the way, I can leave.
Come on, the house is big, there’s enough room for everyone.
Have the renovations already been completed?
Your weekend probably didn't go well.
-Still angry? -No.
I'm not angry.
You was right,
I cheated on Camilla
and in the end she left me.
Well, not bad.
What will you do?
Don't know.
Don't know.
Everything was fine, but I ruined it.
We are all like that.
I am a bad man.
All our lives we have to make choices.
The question is, what will you choose now?
I'm sorry that the house will have to be sold.
But this is impossible.
Can I see the dog?
Every second weekend.
Regret. Goodbye.
Why did you come?
You must return to Francois.
I came back, but he kicked me out.
Just once.
Maybe try again?
I will no longer fall at his feet.
Are you thinking about him?
Occasionally.
When you left Francois, you said that he was not for you.
On the contrary, he is the very person you need.
But you are afraid of him.
Yes, Emma?
They will get married and have many children.
No, in real life it’s not at all like in a fairy tale.
They fill your head with lies.
If you believe in this, you will have a hard time.
Love, oddly enough, does not last forever.
And friendship is no better.
Now you are friends, everyone is happy.
You play cards, kick the ball.
And one day you will all betray each other.
Because that's how a person is.
And the world is imperfect.
Fairy tales end.
And we are far from them.
What happened to Marjorie?
Don't be sad, that's life.
Monsieur, look outside.
What are you doing here?
I came to see how you are doing.
I live well, thank you.
You know, Francois...
Your shoes are in the hallway
sports newspapers on the floor,
Tarzan's screams before jumping into bed...
These are your shortcomings...
I really miss them.
Do you still want me?
Yes.
Yes.
I pronounce you husband and wife.
Thank you.
Even among such a crowd you can be lonely.
It is not distance that creates distance between people -
the people themselves.
Similar ones repel
opposites attract.
You can be old but feel young
and be young, but feel old.
You can appear happy but be sad.
Just like clowns.
Clowns?
Clowns are sad, didn't you know?
Knew.
Sorry.
Good evening.
I thought you wouldn't come.
Elodie insisted that I come.
Shall we dance?
-Do you invite me? -Yes.
Have you become a monogamist?
Shall we dance?
It seems Laurent and Camille are back together.
Yes.
Are you still angry with him?
No, we had to go through this.
What's next on the program?
Let's love
At the peaks of the stars.
Burn the wings
Don't be afraid with me.
We have enough strength to take off.
I love you, you are so beautiful.
We'll throw away the keys to the house.
And to shores barely familiar
Let's break away
We are from dark walls.
Let's love.
The stars will decorate our alcove,
Sleeping car,
One of the attics.
And may your face be brightly illuminated by love.
Let's love
We are on a plane and on a ship.
Feel the heat on your skin in February
And soaring to the heavens of love,
Say hello to the earth.
The ships and planes are yours
Let them rest in my haven.
The film by Ivan Kalberak starred:
Julien Bousseler
Alexandra Lamy
Melanie Doughty
Gilles Lellouche and others
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