All language subtitles for Lucifer_S04E08_Super Bad Boyfriend.English (CC)

[thud]

Lucifer. What's going on?

You've been avoiding me, Dr. Ahn,
so I had to force a meeting.

Yeah, sorry about that.

-Work has been so crazy--
-Don't care.

I granted you a favor.
Now you owe me one. It's time to pay up.

I need a medical consultation.

If I was to tell you
I had a mole or two on my back…

perhaps you could reshape them,
maybe… zhuzh them up a bit?

I'd have to see them first.

[laughs] Not possible, I'm afraid, but…

I have visual aids.

Wait, you have moles that large
on your back?

You need to get them checked out,
have them removed.

Well, I tried removing them in the past,

but the stubborn buggers
always seem to grow back.

I just need you to dress them up a smidge.

Maybe you could, uh…

attach some white feathers or tattoo them.

Something cheery.

Flowers, maybe.

Tattoo your moles?

I was thinking maybe I could get you
a discount on some Botox, but--

I don't need Botox, Doctor!

What I need is for you to fix them
because they are disgusting!

Please don't hurt me.

[Amenadiel] What's going on?

God, I really need to put a lock
on that elevator.

Useless, Doctor. Get out of my sight.

-Lucy, what were you doing to him?
-Nothing.

Oh. What happened there, brother?
Hit another bridge whilst flying?

That happened one time, Lucy.

And no, I got into a fight with Remy.

Remy was here?

Oh. How is your little clone?

Angry.

She wanted to take Linda's baby, my child,
back to the Silver City with her.

The argument escalated.

Of course, I was victorious,

and now the child
will be raised here on Earth,

which is actually why I'm here.

I have a favor to ask you.

[groans]

Apparently,
there's a tradition here on Earth

to ask someone to be a backup parent

in case something happens
to the child's real parents.

Hold on.

Are you seriously asking me,

evil incarnate,
to be the child's godfather?

Oh, the irony.

Well, Lucy, this birth is imminent.

And I still don't know how to be a father.

How am I supposed to prepare?

Well, I would have thought it
patently obvious by now.

I'm the last person to come to
for fatherly advice.

But if you really want to know
how humans raise their children,

maybe you should, I don't know, ask them.

That's actually not bad advice.

And as for being the child's godfather,
trust me, brother,

the biggest favor
I can do you and the child

is to stay as far away as possible.

[sighs]

["Ain't The Best"
by American Gonzos playing]

[Dan] Hey, Ella.

Oh, hey, Dan.

So, what's up?

Nothing. Crime scene stuff.

Yeah.

Cool.

So, about the other--

Yeah, I wanted to--

-Me too.
-It was--

-Totally--
-But, you know…

-Working together.
-Crossing lines.

Bodies crossing.

Yeah.

Maybe we shouldn't.

No, we shouldn't.

-Cool.
-Cool.

I'm so glad we could talk about this
like adults.

-Yeah, okay.
-Cool.

Oh, sorry. I'm just…

Yeah. Um…

Okay.

[Father Kinley]
When the Devil walks the Earth

and finds his first love,

evil shall be released.

Everything all right, Detective?

Did I do something wrong, per usual?

Perhaps I should check myself
into detention whilst I'm here.

Permanently.

No. Everything's fine.

[Chloe] Hey, guys.

Oh, uh, hey, Lucifer.

Hey, Dan's ex-wife. Ex-wife.

I mean-- I mean, Chloe.

So, what do we have?

-[Ella] This is Sandra Baez…
-[Dan] The victim is-- Yeah.

-She's, uh, 32 years old.
-She was 32 years old.

-And she's a teacher.
-And a history teacher.

Whatever's happening here
is undoubtedly somehow my fault.

-[Ella] Uh…
-[mumbles] I'm sorry.

Nothing. We're-- We're all good.

-We're totally cool.
-Totally. All good.

-In fact…
-Yeah.

…uh, the janitor,

-he's the guy who found the body…
-Yeah. Mm-hm.

…claims that Ms. Baez, every morning,
jogs the track,

showers, and then she heads to class.

And apparently, someone ambushed her
as she was getting dressed.

And, uh, do we have a cause of death?

Cause of death is a blunt force trauma
to the head.

It turns out that Ms. Baez
was a faculty adviser.

-Yeah, she was.
-To YAAE.

[Ella] Uh, YAAE is, uh, Youth Academy
of American Entrepreneurs.

Uh, the club met last night,

so probably the last people
to see her alive.

[Lucifer] Right, thank you.

[whispers] Lucifer.

Can I talk to you?

Right now.

[Chloe] Okay, well…

Um, I need to tell you something.

I'm all ears. Or horns, rather.

I went to see Father Kinley.

Oh. Did you, now?

[chuckles] Conjuring up more ways
to send me back to Hell, are we?

No. No.

Father Kinley had been asking to see me,
so I finally went and…

He told me about…

a prophecy.

[scoffs, then chuckles]

Right.

What is it this time? Are frogs
about to start falling from the sky or…

Perhaps winter is coming.

All of this celestial stuff,
it is new to me.

I don't know what is good and bad,

what is real and fake.

But what he said…

It scared me.

Well, come on then, Detective.
What did he say?

He said,

"When the Devil walks the Earth
and finds his first love,

evil shall be released."

[chuckles]

Well, this is wonderful news.

-It sounds kind of bad.
-Oh, it's bad. It's bad.

But it explains why I'm changing.

Wait…

Listen, if this prophecy
were to actually come true…

[breathes shakily]

…what then? Would there be demons
running around?

Nothing of the sort.

But let's not get bogged down
in specifics,

because none of that will matter
if I can stop the prophecy altogether.

-How?
-Well, clearly, the first part,

"when the Devil walks the Earth,"
has happened,

because hello, here is me,
walking the Earth.

-Yeah.
-And since Eve was my first girlfriend,

then she's…

-Your first love.
-Exactly.

So, to stop evil from being released,
all I need to do is…

Drum roll, please.

…break up with Eve!

So, there you have it.

I mean, usually, these prophecies
turn out to be gobbledegook…

but this one seems legit.

So…

Wow.

[sighs]

I had a feeling,

or maybe I just knew all along.

-Knew what?
-That you love me.

[chuckles]

[chuckles] Right.

And how exactly did you end up there?

The prophecy, silly.

I mean, if you believe it to be true…

…Mm-hm.
-…then, "When the Devil walks the Earth

and meets his first love,"

means you consider me
to be your first love.

Ergo,

-You love me.
-Mm.

[Eve moans softly]

Oh my God!
I can't believe you said it first.

I've been dying to say it for so long.

Have you?

Interesting you should focus
on that part of the prophecy,

when "evil being released"
really is the, um…

-the relevant part.
-[laughs]

[chuckles] And much as I hate to say this,

I think it means that we need to,

you know,

break up.

No.

-No?
-Mm-mm.

Lucifer, I know what you're doing.

-Do you?
-Yes.

You're scared.
Because you've been hurt before.

You don't have to worry, okay?

I promise you that I will never,
ever, ever…

give up on you.

You know why?

Surprise me.

Because I love you too.

[chuckles]

-Boop!
-[chuckles]

[giggles]

[squeals, then exhales sharply]

[sighs]

Oh shit.

[theme music playing]

Thank you for speaking with us, Ms. Shaw.

Please, call me Lexy.

Anything to help find the person
who did this.

We're speaking to everybody
in the YAAE club,

because you all were the last to see
Ms. Baez last night.

Did you notice anything
out of the ordinary with her?

No. She was her normal, cheery self.

Ms. Baez was awesome.
She did so much for me.

She was also the SAT prep administrator,

so, helped me get into my first choice.

It was Harvard.

-Oh.
-She's also just so good at giving advice

on anything.

School, parents, relationships.

Relationships?

Uh, what advice would Ms. Baez give
to, say, a student in a relationship

who, I don't know,
needed to break up with someone?

Oh, well, I wouldn't know.
My boyfriend and I are super solid.

We'll probably get married.

After we both finish college. At Harvard.

Right.

Uh, do you know of anyone
who may want to hurt Ms. Baez?

Not really. Well, unless…

Have you spoken to Caleb Mayfield?

No. Why?

Ms. Baez was particularly talented
at giving advice to the more…

[softly] troubled students.

Oh.

Nah, I didn't really know Ms. Baez
that well.

To be honest, I was thinking
about quitting YAAE altogether.

You were going to break up
with the entire club.

How does one specifically say nay to YAAE?

Could we just stay focused, Lucifer?

Lucifer?
As in the club owner who grants favors?

You've heard of the favors?

Some people I hang around with,
they may have mentioned it.

Well, granting favors is much lower
on my résumé these days

than, say, releasing
death and destruction upon the world.

So, you didn't spend much time
with Ms. Baez?

Not really.

Did you guys talk to Nate Benedict?
He was fighting with her.

Mm.

We had, uh, you know, words.

What were you fighting about?

I was pissed
because she was sleeping with my dad.

Ms. Baez was having an affair
with your father?

My parents are separated,
and they totally could have fixed things,

but Ms. Baez was standing in the way,
so, hells yeah, I was angry.

-Ah, I see.
-But not enough so I'd kill her.

And where were you yesterday morning?

At my girlfriend Lexy's place.

My dad said he had things
he needed to take care of.

He needed me out all night.

We'll have to speak with your dad
to confirm your story.

And his. Thank you.

Oh, um…

Your parents' marriage failed.

What exactly was the final nail
in the coffin of their relationship?

Uh, weirdly enough,

things got really bad
after they went to couple's therapy.

Therapy.

[chuckles]

Of course.

["Shooter" by Tosch playing]

Excuse me. Do you have any children?

Why? Did Ramona send you?

Hey, man, I'm all paid up
on my child support.

Excuse me. Do you have a good relationship
with your father?

[chuckles]

I love all my daddies.

Right.

Excuse me!

Do you have a good relationship
with your father?

I'm dancing half naked in a nightclub
for money.

What do you think?

Hey.

Do you know where I could find
Lucifer Morningstar?

He's not here right now.

-Damn.
-What do you need from Lucifer?

Just…

-A favor. Thanks.
-Whoa, whoa, hold up.

Maybe I can help.
I'm Amenadiel, Lucifer's brother.

-For real?
-As God is my witness.

I'm Caleb.

All right. So, what's the problem, Caleb?

This.

Xanax and Adderall.

-Where did you get all these drugs from?
-A dealer.

His name's Tahir.

He wants me to sell it at school.
I did it once.

I'm just not trying to do it no more.

The problem is, he said if I don't,
he'll mess me up bad.

I was hoping
maybe Lucifer could buy them off me.

Just take them off my hands. Could you?

Listen, even if I did,
that wouldn't solve your problem.

It sounds like this Tahir would just,
you know, make you sell more.

What am I supposed to do?

I just want out.

Hey, Ella, you wanted to see me?

Uh, yeah. Sandra Baez's autopsy report
just came in.

Great. I'll go and get Dan
and we can go over it together.

No! Don't. I'll just tell you what it says
and then you can tell Dan.

Because, you know,
you probably see him all the time,

like when you're handing off Trixie,

the child you made together
when you were married together.

Okay.

So… what does it say?

Contusions.

Two of them on the victim's skull.

Unusually shaped.

So, it appears
that the murder weapon is a golf club.

A driver, to be exact.

Got it. I'll tell Dan that we need
a search warrant for the golf lockers.

Good.

[phone rings]

Forensics.

Yeah, I worked the Tiernan case.

I'm sorry, where did you say
you were calling from?

["Wild Jungle" by Thurz playing]

-♪ Welcome to the ♪
-♪ Wild jungle ♪

So, how do you like being a prison guard?

Boring. Unless you get to mix it up,

you know, fight with an inmate.

How's the bounty hunting?

Look, I'm going to get to the point.

Usually, I go straight for the sex,

but my friend thinks
I'm too invested in her baby,

thinks I need to find a connection
of my own, so…

I'm looking for someone
I can do that with.

Whatever. I'm in.

You're too clingy.
This is never going to work.

I recently learned, Doctor,

that counseling is a good way
to help relationships grow, evolve

and then reach their final destination.

Yes, it can be.

In the right circumstance.

Linda, I'm so happy to finally meet you.

And being here in this room…

Whew! It's kind of like
being inside Lucifer's mind.

[both laugh]

Scary thought.

-[shrieks]
-Yes.

Yes, well, I'm very happy to meet you too…
[giggles]

…Eve.

I mean, wow.

You're the first woman ever.

It's like meeting a dinosaur.

-[gasps]
-Not that you look old.

I mean, it's like you're my great-great,

great-great-great-great…

whatever.

Ah! Never mind.

-[laughs]
-What can I do for you guys?

I think if you looked up
"perfect relationship" in the dictionary,

you might just see a photo
of myself and Eve.

-Aw!
-[chuckles]

But complacency is the enemy
of excellence, so I thought it wise

to get your expert perspective
on our wonderful kinship.

I'm guessing this isn't going to end well.

[both laughing]

Please, tell me about this
wonderful relationship of yours.

Well, I'd say that we are impulsive.

We often text whilst driving.
We moved in together after one day.

Uh, also, we consume an unfathomable
amount of drugs and alcohol

and regularly invite strangers
into our bedroom.

It's true.

Did I mention that Eve has just come out
of a long-term relationship?

[Lucifer] So, what say you, Doctor?

Mm-hm. Yes, well,

while you claim to be happy,

I'm sensing a hidden trepidation

by the words that you're using
to describe your relationship.

In fact, I'm concerned

that you're returning
to a familiar pattern of--

Denial.

That's exactly what I was going to say.

[Eve] Don't you just hate it

when he takes the exact wrong message
from every single conversation?

Oh my God!

Every single time!

-[laughing]
-Right. Why don't we get back on track?

How have we not met?

-I don't know. You are--
-Right, there's a prophecy.

[Eve] Now he's just deflecting.

I couldn't have said it better myself.
[chuckles]

You know, Lucifer has a tendency to
project his issues onto external sources,

when what he really needs to do

-is face his issues head-on.
-Head on.

Finally! [chuckles]

[Eve laughs]

-[dog barks]
-[siren wails]

[Caleb]
You sure you know what you're doing?

Caleb,
I'm the Silver City's greatest warrior.

There's no need to worry. Heh.

Tell me something.

How did you get involved in this business
in the first place?

I met Tahir and his boys at a club.

He seemed cool,
so I started hanging with them.

Then one day, Tahir offered me
a way to make some extra cash.

Why didn't you just say no?

Tahir's not really the kind of guy
you say no to.

I'm pretty sure
I can reason with this Tahir

and convince him to let you off the hook.

And then maybe, after,

oh, we can go get some ice cream together.

[dog barks]

[Tahir] Ha. My man, Caleb.

What's good, man?

Oh, you need bodyguards now?

What's wrong? The white kids at school
loving them beans a little bit too much?

Actually, Caleb won't be selling
them beans anymore.

You see, he no longer wishes to be a part
of your illegal drug operation.

[sighs]

-[bones crack]
-[groans]

[sighs] Excuse me.

Caleb is out.

His obligation is done.

This dude right here means business.

But it don't work like that.

You see, I got expenses.

And he needs to pay me out,

-one way or another.
-[Amenadiel] All right, fine.

I'll be the one
to come back and pay for those drugs.

Mm-mm. Hold on, man.

The honor code's broken right now.

You'll have to leave me
some kind of collateral.

-What about the kid?
-That's never going to happen, Tahir.

What about that bling around your neck?

This bling is a gift from my father,
Tahir. It's priceless.

[Tahir] That's good.

That means you'll be highly motivated
to come back with my money.

I will be coming back for that.

[Tahir] Know this, Caleb.

If anything blow back on me,
I blow back on y'all.

You feel me?

[Amenadiel chuckles]

[Jeffrey] I can't believe she's gone.

Ms. Baez was a great mentor to Nate.

Nate said that you asked him
to be out of the house last night.

-What was it you needed to take care of?
-Work stuff.

[Lucifer] Work stuff?

Like murdering a beloved teacher?

You think I killed her? That's insane.

[Chloe] Is it?

You were sleeping with her.

Yes, we were having an affair,
but that's over. Broke off last week.

You didn't have to kill her
to break up with her, did you?

Of course not!

-Oh.
-It was mutual.

In fact, I already
started seeing somebody else.

So, you were having an affair
on your affair?

Not exactly. I started seeing my ex, Emma.
We had gone to counseling.

It was rough at first, but ultimately
it helped bring us back together.

Now you tell me!

Last night I was with Emma.

We didn't want to tell Nate.
We didn't want to mess with his head.

He had taken our break-up really hard,
but he's doing so great lately.

He's seeing Lexy. Great girl.

Crushed his SATs. He got into Harvard.

We didn't want to rattle him until…

we knew it was permanent.

[Chloe] I'm gonna need
your ex-wife's information.

Eh… Why did you and your wife break up
in the first place?

I suppose I was the cliché bad husband.

Infidelity, selfishness, neglect.

In hindsight, I gave Emma no option
but to break up with me.

Cliché bad husband, I see.

[elevator bell dings]

[laughter, cheering]

[whooping, loud chatter]

[man] Oh, you're gonna get it!

[Eve] Uh, babe?

I thought we had plans.

Nah, sorry.

Right. Ling, you're up next!

-[can crackles]
-[roars]

[man laughs]

["Bad As You"
by Blueberry Johnson playing]

♪ Hey, you ♪

♪ With the long dark hair ♪

♪ And the devilish look in your eyes ♪

♪ You're preaching to the choir
When you're lying to a liar ♪

♪ Got your whole thing figured out ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Yeah, I know you think I'm just a girl ♪

♪ Mr. Brown said it right, didn't he? ♪

Move! Move! Move! Ah! Ah!

[roars]

♪ You think you're bad ♪

♪ Well, baby, I'm just as bad as you ♪

[Eve screams]

Yes! Oh my God!

Suck it! Suck it! Suck it! Suck it!

♪ So, watch your back
'Cause I'm as bad as you ♪

♪ I'm just as wise
Just as wicked as you ♪

♪ I'll leave you cold
Leave you hanging ♪

♪ Leave you black and blue ♪

♪ Sit back, step back
'Cause I'm as bad as you ♪

Yes!

Yes! That's what I'm talking about.

-[men cheering]
-[laughs]

[all reveling]

[phone buzzes]

In your face! Ah!

Yes!

Detective. How can I help?

[Chloe] We know who the killer is.
Meet me at the precinct.

Right.

Um… Eve!

I have to go.

Hey, are you sure you can't stay
a little longer?

We have queso!

[chuckles] It's work.

[sighs]

[Caleb]
Yo, did you see the look on their face

when you busted up homeboy's hand?
[laughs]

I told you I got skills, young buck.

My bad. I'll never doubt you again.

See, I knew that you were smart.

Which does make me wonder, Caleb,

why would you even want to be friends
with those guys?

I mean, you must have lots of friends
back at school.

Yeah, but I don't really fit in
with the rich, white crowd.

Tahir and his boys, they look like me.

They let me be me.

I mean, if I knew what they was into
in the beginning,

maybe I would have found
a new crew to hang with.

It's just kind of hard
finding your own kind.

Your own people, you know?

I got a question for you.

Why are you even helping me?

I, um…

[chuckles]

I have a son on the way.

Yeah.

And I've been worried
if I'm going to be a good father.

So, what? I'm like a test run for you?

[Caleb laughing]

I was just playing, man.

I'm cool with it.

[police siren wails]

Are you Caleb Mayfield?

-I said, are you Caleb Mayfield?
-Yes, this is Caleb, officer.

-What's the problem?
-We've got a warrant out for his arrest.

He's wanted for murder.

Murder?

No. No, that can't be right.

Down on the ground, hands on your head.

Listen, punk.

I said get down on the ground,
hands on your head.

[Amenadiel] You're hurting him!

-Sir, stop right there. Put your hands up.
-Put my hands-- Wh--

Why are you pointing your gun at me?
I've done absolutely nothing wrong.

Put your hands on your head now!

[groaning]

Look, you guys are making
a big mistake here, all right?

Now I have friends in the LAPD.
Just let me call them.

-No, no, please just do what they say!
-You're hurting him!

-Put your hands on your head!
-Get off of him!

I'll tell you one last time, asshole.
Put your hands up!

-I'm not putting my hands above my head!
-Don't make me shoot you.

-I don't want to shoot you!
-Stand down!

Stand down! He's my friend! He's a friend.

Are you okay?

[Dan sighs] A, uh, golf club

with Caleb's prints and the victim's blood
was found in his locker.

Caleb was known to sell drugs,

so the working theory
is that Ms. Baez found out,

threatened to turn him in,
so he killed her.

No, Dan.

Caleb is not a killer.

Okay. But the kid looks guilty.

What exactly does "looks guilty"
even mean, Dan?

Are you talking about the color
of his skin?

He's guilty given all the…
evidence against him, man.

Come on, how dare you?

[sighs]

Are you okay?

I know it's not fun to have guns…
pointed at you.

Why wouldn't those officers listen to me?

I tried to talk to them,
reason with them, but they…

They wouldn't listen.

It's like they'd already made up
their minds.

Those two cowboy hotheads
are way out of line.

I'm filing an excessive force
complaint against them

as soon as all this is over.

And what changes will come…

as a result of your… complaint?

Probably nothing.

[Ella] Hey, Dan.

Can I talk to you?

Okay.

I'm not really sure how to say this, but--

Hold on a second.

I thought that we were on the same page
about us.

This is about the Tiernan case.

Right. I'm sorry. What about it?

To close the case,
due diligence interviews were done

by the detective pool.

Someone told them
that it might've been a cop

who came to Jacob Tiernan

and told him that it was Lucifer himself
who broke his son's back.

It's an outrageous claim.

I know. But what if it's true?

Someone might have it out for Lucifer.

I guess it's possible.

I could narrow down which cop it could be

by tracking the department cars.

But I don't know what to do,
whether to tell Chloe or not--

Whoa, Dan.

What are you doing?

I'm flattered, but I just…

You're right, we need to be
on the same page here,

which is that this is no bueno.

I got caught up in the moment.

It won't happen again.

It's okay. Don't worry about it.

And the Tiernan thing, sounds like
it's way out of left field to me.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. No, you're right. Uh…

Okay, uh, anyway, uh… Later.

Later.

[door closes]

[exhales]

[sighs] So, listen,
I talked to your parents.

They're flying back from vacation.

We're going to get you a good lawyer,

clear your name,
and you'll be out of here soon.

Let me ask you something.
What makes you sure

-I didn't kill that teacher?
-I know you wouldn't.

You figured all that out
by knowing me for one whole day?

Yes. I know
you wouldn't murder anyone, Caleb.

But that doesn't matter.
So, who cares if you believe me?

The cops don't.

But you're innocent.

The truth will come out,

and they'll have no choice
but to set you free.

What kind of bullshit, fantasy world
do you be living in, man?

I mean, look what happened to you.

You didn't even do anything,
and you almost got shot.

The only truth that matters is theirs.

And to them, I am a Black kid
who is selling drugs,

whose fingerprints were found
on the murder weapon.

My life is over.

Just go. Stop wasting your time on me.

I'm not leaving you, Caleb.

Now, there are good people out there
who can find out the real truth,

but they're gonna need your help.

And I'm not asking you
to have faith in them. Have faith in me.

Okay?

[poignant music playing]

[man] This is an interesting pair-up, huh?

Loved your profile.

And all those stories you made up
about murderous exploits…

Wow! [laughs]

Ah. Consider me turned on.

[both chuckle nervously]

But…

I don't see this working out.

I mean, we're both clearly Alphas.

We'd just wind up butting heads
and locking horns.

I just don't see a future together.

["With You" by Anything Anything playing]

But have a lovely evening
and good luck, milady.

Mm-hm.

[groans]

[Eve] Oh, hey, Maze.

Um, have you seen Lucifer?

No.

Are you okay?

That was my 21st bad date.

And my 22nd is about to arrive any minute.

Damn.

Talk about stamina.

I know this must sound crazy,

but I'm starting to think that maybe…

I'm the problem.

That is crazy.

You're awesome.

What are you doing on these dates?

Normal stuff.

Okay.

Well, why don't we, um…

figure this out. Let's practice on me.

We can pretend to be on a date, and, um…

we can try to figure out
what's going wrong.

Okay.

Okay.

I'll start.

Hi. I'm Eve.

Hey. I'm Maze.

Nice to meet you.

Want to have sex?

Good.

There's nothing wrong with having sex
on a first date.

But, you know, maybe just wait
a few sentences before you go there.

Okay, tell me about yourself.

Well, I like sex.

Good.

And?

And…

[sighs]

It's just hard to open up about my life.

-I am a demon, after all.
-What's wrong with that?

Anybody worth dating should understand
everything that makes you…

you.

Anyway, don't you have
another hot date coming?

[Maze] Looks like he's a no-show.

Why don't we keep going?

You know, this is really helping.

Yeah.

So, how are things going with Eve?

Not good.

I tried being a super bad boyfriend
so she'd break up with me,

but it failed spectacularly.

Of course it failed, Lucifer,
because that's not who you are.

And how do you know who I am?

[Amenadiel]
Caleb Mayfield is innocent, Chloe.

You really need to look into it.

Did he say something to you?

Yes. That he's being set up.

Did he say by who?
Because I've been looking at it as well,

and I agree, something doesn't add up.
It's just too easy.

Whoever framed him knew
that he would make a really good target.

-You mean they knew he sold drugs?
-[Amenadiel] Yes.

I had Caleb write down a list
of all the kids that he sold to.

Here's a list of everyone
who had access to the golf closet.

If one of these kids
is on Caleb's list too,

then that person would have means
and opportunity to set him up.

So, let's see.

No. None of the names match.

Aren't those two dating?

Lexy Shaw and Nate Benedict.
And they're each other's alibi.

[dramatic music playing]

I'm sorry I didn't come forward sooner.

I was afraid.

[sobs]

Maybe I didn't want to accept it.

That he could do something like this.

[sighs, shudders]

So, Nate killed Ms. Baez?

[Lexy sobs]

I love him.

[sniffles]

But he can get so angry sometimes,

-it's scary.
-Mm-hm.

And Nate was devastated
when his parents split up.

I think he blamed it on Ms. Baez.

I just never thought he'd go this far.

[sobs]

Lexy, let's take a break, all right?

And I'll go grab you some tissues.

[door closes]

[muffled crying]

[door opens]

[door closes]

She's lying.

Then tell them the truth, Nate.

Now.

It's all because of stupid Harvard.

Lexy had to get in.
She insisted that I go too.

And she got us a ton of Adderall
so we could study harder.

My grades went up, and then the SAT came,

and Ms. Baez was the test administrator.

You stole the test.

[Nate] We knew she had a copy
in her office.

I didn't want to do it, and she made me.

And then Ms. Baez found out.

That's why you were fighting
after the YAAE meeting?

She told me that if I didn't come clean,
she was calling my dad and then the cops.

And when I told Lexy, she… freaked.

Said, "I have worked too hard
to get into Harvard

and I'm not letting Ms. Baez ruin it,"

and she made me steal Caleb's club.

You? You killed her?

No! I couldn't do it, but Lexy… Lexy did.

And I'm just as bad because…

Because I covered it all up, and I lied
about Caleb. He didn't do anything.

Why should we believe you, Nate?

-I'm telling the truth and I can prove it.
-[Chloe] How?

Lexy's bloody clothes…

I was supposed to get rid of them
and I didn't.

I didn't even care about Harvard.

Lexy just wanted me to be someone I'm not,

and I should have stood up to her
before anybody got hurt.

I'm so sorry.

So, you're free to go.

You got your necklace back.

Yeah, I paid off Tahir, so…

You don't have to worry about him anymore.

Looks like I owe you a favor now.

How can I get you back?

You know something?
I've been thinking about that,

and I will accept nothing less

than a game of one-on-one tomorrow.

As long as we can get ice cream
afterwards.

[laughs]

By the way,

-you got nothing to worry about.
-About what?

Being a dad.

You gonna crush it.

I'll see you tomorrow.

[Eve and Maze laugh]

And he got all upset with me
because I laughed at the end of the movie.

I thought it was a comedy.

[laughs]

Have you seen it?

Marley & Me?

No.

But maybe we can watch it together.

[Eve chuckles]

Yeah, that would be nice.

[Eve] Ah.

Anyway,
enough about my bad dating stories.

Don't you have any?

Bad dating stories?

Um, no. I was married for, like,
thousands of years.

And then, on my second try,
I found the one.

Yeah, but how did you know
that Lucifer was the one?

With Adam, I guess I felt like
I was always trying to be…

someone that I wasn't.

And then, with Lucifer…

I feel like I can just be myself,
you know?

At least I did.

Lately, I feel like he's…
kind of pulling away from me.

That's just Lucifer. He can be
a self-sabotaging jackass sometimes.

But he will come around.

He'd be a fool not to.
You're way too awesome.

["Thinking" by Noroy playing]

♪ But mostly I… ♪

[Maze] Want another drink?

-You need another drink?
-[Maze] Yeah, I do.

[Maze] Yeah.

Yo, Mazy-Maze.

[claps hands]

Uh, what's going on?

[snaps fingers]

We're having a drink, bro.

Yeah, 'cause it kind of looks to me

like you're making the moves
on Lucifer's girl.

Well, it kind of looks to me
like you're wasted.

Don't sweat it.

I'm not going to say anything,
because you and me, we're the same.

You should've seen
how I played Ella today.

And assholes like us…

we've got to stick together. [laughs]

I am not interested in Eve, Dan.

We're just talking. You know, hanging out.

That's great. That's cool.

Because that means that you won't care

if I take a shot.

Back off.

Whoa, so I struck a nerve after all.

I'm going to do you a solid, okay?

I'm going to go tell Eve
exactly how you feel about her.

[roars]

[Dan gulps]

Come on, Maze.

Is that all you've got?

Come on, give it to me!

Come on.

You want me to hurt you?

You're trying to punish yourself.

Get him out of here.

[elevator bell dings]

Eve?

We, um…

We need to talk.

I've been thinking--

Actually, I have something
I want to say first.

Go on.

Tonight, a friend helped me realize that…

[sighs]

…I'm great.

No. You know what?

I'm awesome.

And…

I deserve to be treated well.

You're right.

And you are

so much more than awesome, Eve.

You have a light inside of you
that brightens the world

and a smile so infectious

that it captures the heart
of anyone lucky enough to see it.

And…

I'm sorry for the way
that I've treated you lately.

You don't deserve that.

-That's all I wanted to hear.
-Which is why…

I should have just said this
straight away.

I want to break up with you.

I don't…

understand. [chuckles]

I've been trying so hard to… please you.

I've made friends with all your friends.

You see, that's just it.

You shouldn't have to change for anyone.

And neither should I.

Eve, I have been trying so hard
to make you happy too,

trying to be someone I'm not.

Or at least

someone I don't want to be anymore.

And you deserve to be with someone
that wants what you want.

I want to be with you.

And I don't like who I am with you!

I don't.

[phone buzzing]

Sorry.

I have to take this. It's work.

Detective, how can I help you?

No, I don't know where Amenadiel is. Why?

[police siren wails]

[somber music playing]

Amenadiel…

I promise you,
we will find whoever did this.

I know who did this.

I'll drive.

["Judgement Day" by Stealth playing]

♪ I can feel the floor shaking ♪

♪ And the glass begin to break ♪

♪ And now it's retribution time ♪

♪ 'Cause the church that I went to ♪

♪ It ain't that holy ♪

What's the damage, big man?

[grunts]

-Caleb.
-I warned that boy not to do that, man.

[grunts]

[yells]

[grunting]

♪ Here comes judgment day ♪

[yells]

♪ I won't run, the guilt is mine ♪

♪ Too long denying all my crimes ♪

♪ Face what I deserve ♪

♪ Here comes judgment day ♪

They've lost themselves.

Earth is…

no place to raise my son.

[pensive music playing]

[Chloe sighs]

How's Amenadiel doing?

Oh, you know,

tormented. [chuckles]

And how are you doing?

[chuckles]

I broke up with Eve.

Oh.

Well, you know, I'm sure,
if it's what you wanted,

then it's all for the best.

It is what I wanted.

She was in love with the person
I used to be.

I understand. You've changed.

You've become a better man, Lucifer.

You see, that's just it, Detective.

Eve sees me in a different way.

[Chloe] Mm.

But so do you.

That's what makes you so…

So special.

The fact you see me that way.

But I don't like…

how that makes me feel either.

["River" by Leon Bridges playing]

♪ Been traveling these wide roads
For so long ♪

♪ My heart's been far from you ♪

♪ Ten thousand miles gone ♪

♪ In my darkness, I remember ♪

♪ Momma's words reoccur to me ♪

♪ "Surrender to the good Lord ♪

♪ And He'll wipe your slate clean" ♪

♪ Take me to your river ♪

♪ I wanna go ♪

♪ Oh, go on ♪

♪ Take me to your river ♪

♪ I wanna know ♪

♪ I wanna go, wanna go, wanna go ♪

This is all his fault.

What is?

Every bad thing that's ever happened.

With Eve, with the detective.

[exhales sharply]

Dear old Dad's back up to his old tricks,
manipulating me.

Using these two women to… tear me apart.

Do you really believe that?

With every fiber of my being,
but I also know it's a lie.

A grand deception
I've been telling myself for…

[sighs]

…since before I can remember.

Why do you think you've been
lying to yourself all this time?

Because the truth
is so much harder to face.

What is the truth?

My devil face.

My… devil wings,

everything that's happening to me,
it's my own bloody fault.

I brought this upon myself.
How's about that for starters?

Don't you see? This is progress.

Genuine progress.

Unraveling these patterns of denial

is the first step
toward resolving these issues.

No, Doctor, this isn't progress.

Because if I'm doing this to myself,
then the real truth is…

Is what?

Is what?

Come on, Lucifer.

This will weigh on you
unless you face it head-on.

The real truth is what?

[dramatic music playing]

There is something rotten inside of me.

I find it near impossible

to drown out the constant cacophony
of voices whispering in my ear,

telling me I am evil.

I'm drowning, Doctor!

And I can't stop asking myself…

W-- Why do I hate myself so much?!

[closing theme playing]