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- Thank you for fixing
my sink, George.
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- No problem.
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I guess your fancy
lawyer boyfriend
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isn't good with his hands, huh?
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Just his feet from
chasing those ambulances.
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- Josuè's hands are good
for other things.
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- Rosie
La Reina de mi corazón,
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I should take you
to court for theft
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because you take
my breath away.
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[smooching]
- Aw.
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Well, I plead insanity
because I'm crazy about you.
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- Mm.
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- I'm about to re-clog
this sink
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right here--
[gags]
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- Good to see you, too, George.
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I'll see you this evening,
mi amor.
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I'll be thinking of you
every second.
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But don't tell my clients
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because I will be billing them
for that time.
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- Well, then,
let me give you something
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to really think about.
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- OK.
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- That man is obsessed with me.
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- I don't see why you have
to kiss him in front of me.
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I think it's totes inappropes.
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- Someone seems threatened.
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- I just don't understand
what you see in him.
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Rosie, the raisin in
mi chicharrón.
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- [chuckling] Ay, George.
- [chuckles]
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I love that we can
laugh together again, huh?
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I've missed this.
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- I missed it, too.
- Mm.
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- And I've missed you.
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- You have?
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- Yes.
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There's something...
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I've been meaning
to tell you.
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- Is this really happening?
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[romantic guitar music]
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What the--
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- [speaking Spanish]
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- [screams]
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- You were dreaming about
raisins and chicharrónagain.
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Don't you ever dream
about women?
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[upbeat saxophone music]
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* *
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- Chance has big news.
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- I got into the--
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- He got into
the gifted program!
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- Really?
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- I thought it meant
I was gonna get extra gifts
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on my birthday.
but apparently,
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the only gift
is my beautiful mind.
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- His test scores show
that he has a genius-level IQ.
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- Aw, we're so proud of you,
Gordo.
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- I'm gonna go
to tell Churro.
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That dog wins one game of chess
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and thinks she's better
than me.
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- Ooh, I cannot wait
to rub this in the face
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of Lucy's stuck-up parents.
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Justin thinks he's so smart
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just because he put a dog
on Mars.
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- Honey, it was a rover,
not a dog named Rover.
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- You sound just like him.
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- His surgeon wife Erica's
even worse.
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Always showing up
to school events in her scrubs.
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[imitating Erica]
[scoffs] I just saved a baby.
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[normally]
Yeah, well, I saved $12
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with my Ralph's club card,
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but you don't hear me
bragging about it.
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- Well, it looks like their kid
got in the program, too,
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so we'll be seeing them
at orientation tomorrow.
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- Good,
'cause then we can show them
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where Chance
gets his genius from.
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together: Me.
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- What do you two tontos
yapping about?
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- Chance inherited my genius.
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- No, he inherited my genius.
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- If that kid's inherited
anybody's genius,
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it's from me.
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I'm Alberto Einstein.
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I'm an inventor.
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- What have you invented?
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- I duct-taped the DVR
and TV remotes together.
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And thus,
the universal remote was born.
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As the saying goes,
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necessity sleeps
with invention's mother.
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[upbeat saxophone music]
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* *
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- Coffee in the afternoon?
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Did you miss your
mid-morning BM?
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You know what?
Hop up.
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I'll knead it out of you.
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- No.
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I just had a bad night.
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Since I got sober, I've been
having these crazy dreams.
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- I used to have dreams.
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But this is my life now.
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- No, I had dreams about--
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nonsense, nobody you know.
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- Oh, so they're about someone.
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But who?
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- I'm here.
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- [sheepishly] Hello, Rosie.
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- Hello, Rosie?
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You never hello me.
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Why are you being so weird?
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- I'm not being weird.
You're the one that's weird.
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- Why is your face all red
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and your forehead
is all sweaty?
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- Puberty. Heard of it?
[scoffs]
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[George chuckles sheepishly]
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- Mayan!
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I think your dad's
on drugs again!
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- That's who
you've been dreaming about.
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You're crushing on Rosie.
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You love her.
You wanna kiss her.
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You wanna dry hump her.
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- Shut up!
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Gotta stop having
these Rosie dreams.
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- You know, there's something
that I do every night
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to clear my mind
before I fall asleep.
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It releases everything
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and makes me feel happy
and relaxed.
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- Aw, man,
I don't wanna hear about that.
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- I'm talking about journaling,
bro.
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- Ew, I don't wanna
hear about that either.
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[upbeat saxophone music]
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Ugh.
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[upbeat saxophone music]
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- Ooh-hoo-hoo.
Playing with magnets?
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I used to stick these
on my braces.
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Look, I'm a walrus.
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- Actually,
it's a level five
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spatial acuity puzzle
for my gifted class.
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- Oh.
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- Well, it's a good thing
you got
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the third-place winner
of the Bismarck Elementary
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Academic Decathlon here
to help you out.
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Go Water Buffaloes!
Hey?
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- You have to make the fish
swim in the opposite direction
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by only moving three magnets.
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- Boomshakalaka!
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- No! You moved four pieces
instead of three.
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- Step aside
for the puzzle master.
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* Who's the smartest
in the room? *
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* Mayan, Mayan *
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Ta-da.
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- All you did was
filet the fish.
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- It's so easy.
Watch.
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* Who's smarter
than Mom and Dad? *
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* Chance is *
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* Chance is *
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Done!
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- How did you--
- This is sorcery.
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- You guys didn't go
to college, did you?
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- OK.
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- I went for a semester.
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- That seems irrelevant.
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- It's OK, parents.
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You guys may not be smart,
but you're sweet.
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And that goes a long way.
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- Does our genius child
think we're dumb?
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- The better question is...
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arewe dumb?
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- No, you can be intelligent
without being book-smart.
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There's street-smart,
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PetSmart, Smart & Final--
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holy crap, living with my dad
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has given us a false sense
of intelligence!
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- Oh, my God.
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To Chance, we're George.
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- As someone who grew up
embarrassed by their dad,
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I don't wanna embarrass Chance
at his gifted orientation.
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All those other parents
went to fancy colleges.
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How are we gonna keep up?
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- They're gonna expect us
to have opinions
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on the issues plaguing America.
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And--and the only
opinions we have
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are on the issues plaguing
the cast of "Vanderpump Rules."
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- And we're
two episodes behind.
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[upbeat saxophone music]
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* *
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- [speaking Spanish]
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Time for work.
I booked us a night move.
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- I worked all day, and now
I have to work all night?
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- Hey, man. I need to stay up
so I don't dream.
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I have to go one night,
at least,
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without seeing Rosie and Josuè.
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- If you're robbing the truck,
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I have pepper spray
and a boyfriend who works out!
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Oh, it's just tontoone
and tontotwo.
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- Well,
you guys dodged a bullet.
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And two very big guns.
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- We were leaving Mayan's,
and we saw the light.
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What's going on?
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- Night move.
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It turns out that there's a lot
of people who prefer to move
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under the cover of darkness.
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- Well, I mean,
if you're working
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with lowlifes and criminals,
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obviously,
please give them my card.
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- Oscar's exhausted.
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You can't make him
work a double shift.
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I'll go with you.
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- What?
Me, you, alone,
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at night?
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- Yes, we, together, go.
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What is wrong with you?
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- No--nothing.
God.
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[upbeat saxophone music]
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- Might I suggest
driving in a lane
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that doesn't have a bike
painted on it?
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- Yeah, that's good,
keep annoying me
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and reminding me
why I don't like you.
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- Let's just listen
to the radio.
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- * Working on a night move *
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* Trying to make
some front page *
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- This song--[laughs]
- Wow.
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- Brings back memories.
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Driving around
in your grandpa's El Camino.
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- Oh well, he called it
El Tiburon,the shark.
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- [chuckles]
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- 'Cause it had to keep moving
or it would die.
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Yeah, I didn't care
where we were going
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as long as I was going
with you.
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- That's how we ended up
in Long Beach.
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We had to drive onto the sand
to get the car to stop.
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[laughs]
- Oh, that's right!
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How do you remember that?
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Ah, yeah.
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That's where we made
some night moves of our own.
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- We sure did.
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- * We were just young
and restless and bored *
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* Living by the sword *
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- * Working on
our night moves *
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* Trying to lose
the awkward teenage blues *
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* Working on our night moves *
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* Ooh, it was summertime *
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* Ooh, ooh *
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[singing in Spanish]
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* *
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- [shouting Spanish]
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- George, look out!
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[metallic crashing]
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00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:30,940
- What happened?
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00:11:30,982 --> 00:11:32,484
- You fell asleep.
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And hit another car.
Are you OK?
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- Yes.
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- Good.
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Now what the hell
is wrong with you?
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- It's not my fault.
It's his fault!
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00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:45,330
[upbeat saxophone music]
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[upbeat saxophone music]
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* *
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- What are you doing?
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- Get out.
Don't look at me!
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- I see you're taking care
of your needs by journaling.
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00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:10,146
- I feel so ashamed.
260
00:12:10,188 --> 00:12:11,439
- I do it all the time.
261
00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:14,401
Sometimes, in that very chair.
262
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:17,946
- After the accident,
263
00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:20,657
I figured I needed something to
help me deal with my feelings.
264
00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:22,200
But after all this journaling,
265
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:24,619
all it's done is remind me
of how much Rosie means to me.
266
00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:26,955
- Are you sure you really
have feelings for Rosie?
267
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:28,915
Or are you just jealous
of Josuè?
268
00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:31,459
- Why would I be jealous
of stupid Josuè?
269
00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:33,503
Because of his perfect body?
270
00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:34,796
His perfect hair,
271
00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:37,674
his perfect mouth
filled with his own teeth?
272
00:12:37,716 --> 00:12:42,345
Rosie is a great woman who
I lost because of my drinking.
273
00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:45,807
And now that I'm sober...
274
00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:48,977
I'm just thinking,
maybe it could be different.
275
00:12:49,019 --> 00:12:50,228
- For what it's worth,
276
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,605
I think you're a bigger catch
than Josuè.
277
00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:55,400
- Really?
- No.
278
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:56,776
But you can still try.
279
00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:58,862
You literally have
nothing to lose, man.
280
00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:02,157
* *
281
00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:04,075
- Here's Chance's desk.
282
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,036
- If we don't want
these nerdy parents to know
283
00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:07,370
that we're the dumbest people
in the room,
284
00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:08,663
we've got
to keep our mouths shut
285
00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:11,166
and practice active listening.
286
00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:12,709
- What's that?
287
00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:17,255
- You nod your head,
and you make yummy noises.
288
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,381
Mmm.
289
00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:20,133
Mmm.
290
00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:21,676
Mm.
291
00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:24,596
- Oh, here comes Justin.
292
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:28,475
- G'day, mates.
293
00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:29,893
Enjoy it while you can
294
00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:33,355
before the solar storm
affects our magnetic fields.
295
00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:34,939
both: Mmm.
296
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:36,775
Mmm.
297
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,443
Mm.
298
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:41,321
- [sighs] Sorry I'm late.
299
00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:42,739
[sighs]
300
00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:46,076
I was in surgery--
brain surgery.
301
00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:47,160
On a baby.
302
00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:49,662
I just saved a baby.
303
00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:51,039
- "Hello, parents.
304
00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:54,834
"As the only child in here
with social skills,
305
00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:57,379
"I have been selected
to welcome you.
306
00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:58,963
"Tonight,
you'll be the students,
307
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:01,216
"because we're gonna
turn the tables,
308
00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,218
"or should I say, desks.
309
00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:06,179
"Hold for laughs.
310
00:14:06,221 --> 00:14:09,057
"In front of you,
you'll find a bag of supplies.
311
00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:10,684
Use them to make a star."
312
00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:14,479
- Excuse me.
Is this optional?
313
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,648
- No.
314
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,274
You have five minutes.
315
00:14:18,316 --> 00:14:20,193
Don't embarrass me.
316
00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:25,740
- OK,
we have Popsicle sticks...
317
00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:28,368
- Mm-hmm.
- Pipe cleaner, paper cup--
318
00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:31,788
ah, I was really hoping there
would be a whole star in here.
319
00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:36,418
Are you chewing gum in class?
320
00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:37,794
- No.
321
00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:42,007
- Ugh.
322
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,091
- Finished!
323
00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:44,968
- At light speed.
324
00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:47,554
But not literally, because
that would be impossible.
325
00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:48,930
- [laughs sarcastically]
326
00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:52,142
- Oh, my God, there's
only three minutes left,
327
00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:53,935
and we've got nothing!
328
00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:56,062
- We didn't know which star
they wanted us to make,
329
00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:57,897
so we made two.
330
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:02,819
- Polaris and Delta Velorum.
331
00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:06,281
- The only stars I can name
are on "Dancing With The."
332
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:09,117
* *
333
00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:11,453
- OK, George,
let's practice this again.
334
00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:14,205
You have to remember that
when you're in traffic court,
335
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:17,834
it is very important
for you to remain calm.
336
00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:19,169
[shouting] Mr. Lopez,
did you or did you not
337
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:23,131
fall asleep behind
the wheel of your truck?
338
00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:26,009
- Who's Mr. Lopez?
I'm Agent Cody Banks.
339
00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:30,722
- I think we should just
stop rehearsing his testimony
340
00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:34,726
and start discussing how
he's going to survive jail.
341
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:39,564
- Thank you for trying
to help this burro.
342
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,816
- Of course.
[speaking Spanish]
343
00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:45,653
- I'm my own burro,thank you.
344
00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:47,614
Burrosupreme.
345
00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:50,658
- OK, we'll work
on this tomorrow.
346
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:53,745
I got to go prep a client
who had a slip and fall.
347
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:55,872
Onto a woman
that wasn't his wife.
348
00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:59,834
- Josuè can spin anything,
349
00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:02,379
including me
on the dance floor.
350
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:05,298
- [chuckles] Ah.
351
00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:12,055
- I can dance, too.
Let me cut in with that.
352
00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:14,891
[speaking Spanish]
353
00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:17,477
[laughs] Ay!
354
00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:19,062
[Rosie scoffs]
355
00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:29,406
- That wasn't very nice.
356
00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:30,865
- What's he gonna do,
sue me?
357
00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:32,701
Oh--
358
00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:36,037
- You're all over
the place lately.
359
00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:37,831
I'm worried.
360
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:39,207
- Just been having
trouble sleeping.
361
00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:40,208
- Why?
362
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,752
What's going on with you?
363
00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:45,714
- Oh there's been something
on my mind,
364
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:48,133
something that I need to, um--
365
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:49,926
I need to tell you.
366
00:16:49,968 --> 00:16:51,386
- There's something
I need to tell you, too.
367
00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:52,470
Let me go first.
368
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:53,596
- No, no, I wanna go first.
369
00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:56,057
- You always went first.
It's my turn.
370
00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:01,771
George, when you came back
into our lives,
371
00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:03,606
I didn't know what to expect.
372
00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:05,608
But...
373
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:07,902
you've come to mean
a lot to me.
374
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:10,071
- I have?
- Yes.
375
00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:14,576
And that's why I really want
you to get along with Josuè.
376
00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:16,494
- Oh.
377
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:19,581
- I haven't felt this way
378
00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:23,251
for another man since...
379
00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:25,962
well--[chuckles]
380
00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:27,297
You.
381
00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:32,719
I think he's gonna stick around
for a while.
382
00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:36,014
Maybe forever.
383
00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:38,683
- I didn't realize you were
so serious about him.
384
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,393
- I am.
- Mm.
385
00:17:40,435 --> 00:17:41,644
- Hmm.
386
00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:46,983
Now, what did you
have to tell me?
387
00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:49,736
- Uh...
388
00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:51,529
well, since, you know,
I've been sober,
389
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:54,115
I've been thinking clearer.
390
00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:56,076
And, um, I--
391
00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:58,411
I just--
392
00:17:58,453 --> 00:18:00,705
I wanna say to you that I, um,
393
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,707
I'm happy for you.
394
00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:06,753
- Oh, George.
395
00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:12,342
You must really be
sleep-deprived. [laughs]
396
00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:13,426
[upbeat saxophone music]
397
00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:18,723
[upbeat saxophone music]
398
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:20,100
- Time's almost up.
399
00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:21,935
- We just have to attach
these last two pieces,
400
00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:24,312
and we will have a star.
401
00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:26,481
- "There's been
a change of plans.
402
00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:29,067
"In school, as in life,
403
00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:31,528
"problems can arise
when you least expect it.
404
00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:35,657
"So now instead of a star,
you have to make a sailboat.
405
00:18:35,699 --> 00:18:37,409
You have one minute.
Go."
406
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,953
- What?
You can't change the rules.
407
00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:42,956
- We created half a galaxy
over here.
408
00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:45,458
- Hey, hey,
we already have a sail.
409
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:48,044
We can use this cup
as the boat.
410
00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:51,131
The pencil is the mast.
411
00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:52,382
How do we attach the sail?
412
00:18:52,424 --> 00:18:54,342
- [gasps softly]
I have an idea.
413
00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:55,885
- Oh.
414
00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:58,138
- * Whoa was dumb
but now has gum? *
415
00:18:58,179 --> 00:19:00,390
* Mayan and Quinten *
416
00:19:00,432 --> 00:19:01,641
[chuckles]
417
00:19:01,683 --> 00:19:03,643
- Finished!
Ha-ha.
418
00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:05,186
- Time!
419
00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:08,982
The only ones with the sailboat
are Chance's parents.
420
00:19:09,024 --> 00:19:11,067
I'm as surprised as you are.
421
00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:16,072
- In your face,
Erica and Justin.
422
00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:17,615
- [scoffs]
This isn't fair.
423
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:18,867
You told us to make a star.
424
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:19,993
- Sorry.
425
00:19:20,035 --> 00:19:22,871
Boats rule, stars drool.
426
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,916
- "In the real world,
problems are messy
427
00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:29,127
"and don't have
just one solution.
428
00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:31,880
That's why we have to learn
to be adaptable."
429
00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:33,381
- Yeah, instead of making
a Mars Rover,
430
00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:36,593
you ought to make
a Mars sailboat.
431
00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:38,136
- The rules are the rules.
432
00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:39,679
When your mother tells you
to go to Johns Hopkins,
433
00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:41,348
you go to Johns Hopkins!
434
00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:47,812
- "We hope you had
a good time tonight.
435
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:50,148
See you at the cookie table."
436
00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:53,985
- Can you believe
how they just acted?
437
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:55,278
[Mayan chuckles]
438
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:56,529
I guess this Johnny Hopkins guy
439
00:19:56,571 --> 00:19:57,989
doesn't teach you
how to keep your cool.
440
00:19:58,031 --> 00:19:59,532
- Nope.
441
00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:01,701
- Hey.
442
00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:03,620
It doesn't matter
that we didn't go to college,
443
00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:05,121
because we're adaptable.
444
00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:08,875
- We had a kid at 17,
changed our careers,
445
00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:11,670
and made a bomb-ass sailboat.
446
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,254
Damn right, we're adaptable.
447
00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:16,049
- So I guess Chance
got his smarts from both of us.
448
00:20:16,091 --> 00:20:17,425
- Yeah, well,
we're not that smart.
449
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:19,094
We just stood here
patting each other on the back,
450
00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:20,929
and now all the cookies
are gone.
451
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,935
- I stole all the cookies.
Meet me in the car.
452
00:20:28,937 --> 00:20:30,730
- Now that,
he got from his grandpa.
453
00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:32,899
The Lopez way!
454
00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:35,735
[upbeat saxophone music]
455
00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:37,362
* *
456
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:40,031
- Afternoon coffee again.
457
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:41,574
You either missed another BM,
458
00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:46,246
or you didn't tell Rosie
how you feel.
459
00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:49,416
- I realized that if
I told Rosie how I felt,
460
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:51,918
I'd run the risk
of hurting her again.
461
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:54,504
She's happy now.
462
00:20:54,546 --> 00:20:56,589
She deserves that.
463
00:20:56,631 --> 00:21:00,301
So if I can't be with her
in real life,
464
00:21:00,343 --> 00:21:02,762
at least I can be with her
in my dreams.
465
00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:05,432
- That's really mature of you.
466
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:08,977
And great news because
now we can be together.
467
00:21:12,022 --> 00:21:13,606
[falsetto]
Kiss me, Georgie.
468
00:21:13,648 --> 00:21:15,025
Kiss me!
469
00:21:15,066 --> 00:21:16,234
- [screams]
470
00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:20,363
Back to the circus,
bearded lady!
471
00:21:20,405 --> 00:21:23,366
- At least you're finally
dreaming about women.
472
00:21:26,411 --> 00:21:29,581
[upbeat saxophone music]
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