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{\an8}LOL
YOU LAUGH, YOU'RE OUT
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{\an8}
Camille Lellouche,
the only one without a yellow card,
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{\an8}
pulled out all stops,
eliminating another contestant.
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-Who is it?
-I think it's...
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-Oh, no.
-Oh, no!
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Shit!
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-When he changes jackets, it's bad.
-But he didn't.
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-He didn't.
-It's the same one.
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I regret to announce another elimination.
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Go on.
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So let's find out who it is.
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This one is by far my favorite.
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Érouc, the redhead.
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-What a face!
-Yes.
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-A redhead.
-That's funny.
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That one is hilarious.
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-Oh, no!
-Oh, no.
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-Sorry?
-Oh, man.
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Oh, no, Éric.
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I admit it.
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-You're not denying it?
-No, I'm not.
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-It's a red card for you, Éric. Sorry.
-I get it.
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I didn't expect that from Camille.
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ÉRIC JUDOR
PLAYS FOR KOURIR
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I thought we'd be able
to get rid of her in an hour.
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But she really surprised us
and wiped us all out.
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Give it up for Camille.
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Impressive!
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-Well done. That was great.
-Thank you, Philippe!
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In France,
Éric and Ramzy are the funniest.
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CAMILLE LELLOUCHE
FONDATION DES FEMMES
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So I eliminated the elite.
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Be careful, because from now on,
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even a smile will be punishable.
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That's the worst. This will be bad.
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-I'm scared!
-Good luck, everyone.
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-Give it up for Éric!
-Thanks, buddy!
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-No!
-Thank you, have a good evening.
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-He can leave proud.
-Top-class!
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-You'll be bored without me!
-True.
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-Well done, Éric!
-Well done.
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You've been here a long time.
A very long time!
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-True.
-Oh, dear.
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This is the worst bit now, I swear.
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-No smiling's hard.
-It's impossible!
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It's getting really hard.
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AUDREY FLEUROT
PLAYS FOR RUBAN ROSE
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Really. Smiling is such a natural reflex.
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Smiling is how we connect to others.
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So Philippe is taking away our humanity.
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-Audrey, can we talk?
-No.
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-I'm not speaking to you now.
-Just for a bit.
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-You don't wanna talk?
-No, no, no!
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{\an8}Here we go!
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{\an8}CONTROL ROOM
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And we're on!
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Audrey Fleurot.
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No, no, no, no
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I'm avoiding Riadh,
because he's targeting me
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at a time when I'm feeling a bit weak.
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So, I'm running around
trying to get away from him.
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-Well, I'm going to move.
-Wow!
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-Wow.
-Audrey, you know how to...
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-I can do cartwheels and roundoffs. Look.
-You can do that?
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So, you're 50 years old,
but you don't look like it.
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I could do a backflip, but I'm lazy.
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You're moving
around the room nicely, Audrey.
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You know what?
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Go talk to someone else.
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AUDREY FLEUROT
PLAYS FOR RUBAN ROSE
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Damn, he zeroed in on me.
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I try to avoid him as best as I can,
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but he's going for me.
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Don't run away from me.
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I'll be back, promise.
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{\an8}CONTROL ROOM
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{\an8}She left.
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{\an8}-That's her strategy.
-It's to walk away. Of course.
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{\an8}She's escaping.
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Now, this is really tough.
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No smiling when I smile naturally.
I do it unconsciously sometimes.
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I know.
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Jean-Pierre Flinquant. Cardiologist.
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Alain Chevalier. Minister.
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-Of Culture?
-Of Industry.
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-Industry?
-And trade.
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And trade.
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And the reunifying of dairy shops.
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I see.
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-And dairy by-products.
-Okay.
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And all business owners.
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He's very good, but I'm holding up.
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AHMED SYLLA
CÉKEDUBONHEUR
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Stéphanie Shampooing. Carpenter.
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Arlette Billot. Hairdresser.
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Jeanine Fléchan. Plumber.
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Jean-Pierre Maingant. Geologist.
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{\an8}Very good. Very good.
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{\an8}He's going to make himself laugh.
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I had to eliminate Ahmed Sylla.
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GÉRARD DARMON
ADAPEI VAR-MÉDITERRANÉE
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He's got to go.
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No more introductions?
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You're good at this.
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-Well...
-Really good.
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Really good.
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I couldn't control the situation.
I didn't feel good.
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GĂ©rard literally shut me down.
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He shut me down.
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All right, GĂ©rard.
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Let's try to turn this to a good time.
Just chat and have some fun.
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That's fine with me.
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-We get along well.
-The two of us, you mean?
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-Yeah. We're chatting now. You see?
-Of course.
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Sam soreta pampoloto
chesabella la mandolina
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Panayotis, we shouldn't look
at each other.
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-It's Pana.
-Pana?
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Foum foureta, la foufona
la foufouna la fafounita
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Isabera, dove chera
ovechera la monchouroune
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I don't know what that means.
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I put myself in danger. So stupid.
So I thought about traumatizing things.
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That way, I stop
my facial muscles from lifting up.
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So, you see, I can resist.
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Sombo topotelo e sususu te la violetti
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It's about you.
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He introduced you, like a maestro.
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-Okay.
-You're Violetti.
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Introduction by Violetti.
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Introduction by Just Riado.
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-Djuna contare.
-Just Riado!
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When he started
saying my name in Italian...
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JUST RIADH
PLAYS FOR LES DÉTERMINÉS
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That was hard.
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Ah, chenevuoch, ensurir, souris eh hum.
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O chu oto otoroto, otocotarella pomporeta
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Just Riado!
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What's up, Panayotis?
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E l'eliminato e l'elimita
la limita eliminato.
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Just Riado! Come here.
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La chuchinza mozzarella
cunchuto de la fintzansong
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He doesn't speak Italian
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{\an8}Look!
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{\an8}He smiled!
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{\an8}-That's a red card.
-Nice one!
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Is that you?
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-Bastards.
-Who laughed?
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-No way it was me.
-Not me either.
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-Damn.
-One of us?
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-Yes.
-I think it was me.
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You smiled? Shit, what did you do?
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It'll be quick now.
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-Let's go.
-Come on.
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Double elimination.
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-I think I smiled while singing.
-Shut up, GĂ©rard. We don't believe you.
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-I warned you!
-It's a cruel world.
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-That the game...
-It's a cruel world.
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-...would get harder.
-That's right.
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I told you that any smile
would be punishable.
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Some of you didn't listen.
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-Right.
-I'm sorry.
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"Some of you"?
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-So, several of us?
-Let's take a look.
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...vanchinchoulio otolelafunzulita
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-You're smiling.
-Just Riado.
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Djuna contare. Ah chenevuoch,
ensurir, souris eh hum
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-You're smiling so much.
-Just Riado!
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-In fact... No, but, wait...
-He's smiling!
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We were speaking fake Italian,
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then, I just said
"Just Riado,"
and then I was doomed.
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I'm so ashamed. I just said,
"Just Riado!"
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And I laughed.
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I'm out because of that.
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That's so lame.
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Is there another one?
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Another person smiled.
So, let's see who it was.
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Two red cards?
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Yes, two red cards.
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-Come on, it's me.
-I think it's Audrey.
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-Watch this.
-Oh, shit.
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Oh, fuck. It's you, Riadh.
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O chu oto otoroto otocotarella pomporeta
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Just Riado.
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What's up, Panayotis?
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E l'eliminato e l'elimita
la limita eliminato.
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-Oh, no.
-Oh, yeah.
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-That's
hard-core.
-Yeah, bro, but...
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I told you, it's getting serious.
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I wanted to win for the charity.
I'm so upset.
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A big hand for Panayotis and Riadh.
Well done, guys!
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-We didn't get to see their trump cards.
-Well done.
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So mad to leave like this.
You're too funny.
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Camille, Audrey, GĂ©rard, Ahmed,
you're our semi-finalists.
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-Yeah!
-Congrats!
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Remember, Camille doesn't have any cards.
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Camille is doing really well.
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A round of applause for Just Riadh
and Panayotis!
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Well, sorry that you went so far.
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-See you.
-Arrivederci.
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Arrivederci, Just Riado.
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-Camille Lellouchi.
-Arrivederci. Ciao.
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GĂ©rardi Darmono.
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Arrivederci. Ciao.
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{\an8}CONTROL ROOM
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{\an8}Yeah!
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{\an8}You've been here for ages.
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{\an8}I'm sad, but I knew I wouldn't make it.
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I was gonna leave soon anyway.
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And I want to watch the others
from the Control Room.
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{\an8}-We didn't see your trump card.
-Right. I know.
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{\an8}All right, here we go for the semi-final.
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{\an8}This will be hard.
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It's all good from now on.
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GĂ©rard, shall I read your cards?
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Oh, nice. We have cards!
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Okay, cut the deck.
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The tension was going up.
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I'm so close to the final
that I'll try anything.
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Okay. So, the little piece of cardboard
wedged under the table leg
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means a lot of happiness.
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-Thanks.
-Lots of happiness.
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00:10:57,280 --> 00:10:59,400
Specifically around All Saints' Day.
222
00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:02,560
-That's good.
-Yes.
223
00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:06,200
{\an8}Audrey is doing a fake tarot reading.
224
00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:07,920
{\an8}-She's faking it.
-Totally.
225
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,400
{\an8}-She's making it up.
-It's so good.
226
00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:13,640
You'll buy something online
but it'll be the wrong size.
227
00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:14,960
Thank you.
228
00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:17,600
And sending it back will be difficult.
229
00:11:17,680 --> 00:11:19,880
-Very difficult.
-I'll ask my cousin.
230
00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:24,640
That UNO card with the twist on it means
you'll meet someone in Franprix.
231
00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:30,200
-To know more, draw more cards. Go on.
-I can know more?
232
00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:32,240
-Draw some more.
-Nine.
233
00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:33,360
-Three.
-Three?
234
00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:34,480
Yes.
235
00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:35,440
One.
236
00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:37,320
Here's two.
237
00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:40,600
You got workouts on the highway twice.
238
00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:42,680
-That's so weird.
-So, it's...
239
00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:45,160
This means plenty of marriages and...
240
00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:47,920
-Will I get to fuck?
-Yes, you'll fuck a lot.
241
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,080
{\an8}CONTROL ROOM
242
00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:51,440
GĂ©rard will fuck a lot?
243
00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:52,680
Well, yeah.
244
00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:55,320
She scares me, because she's like,
245
00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:56,400
GÉRARD DARMON
246
00:11:56,480 --> 00:12:00,440
"I've been quiet so far,
but
I am Audrey Fleurot."
247
00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:03,720
Oh, shit. A terrible death!
248
00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:07,480
No, that's great because it's upside-down.
It's upside-down.
249
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:11,000
That's means you'll have
a big contract in the US.
250
00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:12,240
Or in Limoges.
251
00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:16,600
This means you'll die one day.
252
00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:18,480
I don't know when, but you will.
253
00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:20,480
Draw another one.
254
00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:22,880
-Here?
-Yes.
255
00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:24,760
There and there too.
256
00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:26,520
Next Saturday.
257
00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:31,080
This means you'll win the lottery then...
258
00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:32,200
No.
259
00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:35,200
You'll ride a motorbike.
260
00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:36,840
That's different.
261
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:40,920
GĂ©rard is unshakable!
262
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:44,120
You can say the most ridiculous things,
and he'll be fine.
263
00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:47,920
We could've played for hours,
and he wouldn't have smiled.
264
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,920
But I'd have lost.
265
00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:54,080
Michel Flécan, plumber.
266
00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:56,080
Philippine Bozesse.
267
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:08,960
{\an8}CONTROL ROOM
268
00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:14,000
This is serious.
269
00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:20,840
GĂ©rard Darmonin. Is this funny, Philippe?
270
00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:23,720
Watch out. It's bad
when he changes jackets.
271
00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:27,160
-It's pretty fast now.
-Yes.
272
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,560
It's horrible.
273
00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:30,080
-It's speeding up.
-It is.
274
00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:34,680
It's another elimination.
Let's see who it is.
275
00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:38,440
Michel Flécan, plumber.
276
00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:40,320
Philippine Bozesse.
277
00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:49,960
Oh, damn.
278
00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:55,440
-He got himself.
-He isn't smiling.
279
00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:57,520
You laughed through the harmonica.
280
00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:59,480
I knew it was over.
281
00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:02,200
-Might as well.
-You laughed into that thing.
282
00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:03,400
Philippine Bozesse.
283
00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:06,120
AHMED SYLLA
PLAYS FOR CÉKEDUBONHEUR
284
00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:09,320
I'm out because of Philippine Bozesse.
285
00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:12,320
Well played.
286
00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:14,880
I got a yellow card when I shouldn't have,
287
00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:18,520
and now I'm getting a red card
instead of a yellow one.
288
00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:19,840
{\an8}-Come on!
-Stop talking.
289
00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:22,560
{\an8}-Get out, Ahmed!
-Come on, Ahmed!
290
00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:25,680
{\an8}I'm accepting it. I'm not complaining.
291
00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:29,160
{\an8}-Get out!
-Come on, leave!
292
00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:30,600
{\an8}-Get out!
-Get over here!
293
00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:32,520
{\an8}Let's go and get him!
294
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,000
-Open the door.
-Go!
295
00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:36,560
Come here! You laughed. Get out!
296
00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:37,880
-Get out!
-Stop it!
297
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:42,280
-Damn, I'm so happy to see you!
-We haven't seen them for years!
298
00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:44,760
Come on, accept that you're out.
299
00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:46,680
It's so nice to see you.
300
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:49,680
All right. Careful, GĂ©rard!
301
00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:52,320
-Careful, GĂ©rard!
-Say bye to Ahmed.
302
00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:54,760
Bye, Ahmed. Bye, Alice.
303
00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:57,360
He's pretty light.
304
00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:59,240
-He's not that heavy.
-Yeah.
305
00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:01,600
-You didn't wanna go?
-He's pissing me off.
306
00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:02,680
Put him there.
307
00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:05,840
No! Not now!
308
00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:07,320
I was so close!
309
00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:10,440
I saw myself being at the final!
310
00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:12,760
No. No.
311
00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:14,720
I was this close.
312
00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:17,800
-I'm getting serious now.
-You can't lose now.
313
00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:18,920
No way.
314
00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:21,840
You're this close to the final.
315
00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:24,320
-Impressive.
-Well, you're in the...
316
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,400
-What?
-...danger zone.
317
00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:27,720
It's the worst.
318
00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:30,000
Three of you now. Two women, one man.
319
00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:32,360
And no cards for Camille.
320
00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:36,280
-Remember, don't smile.
-I know, no smiles.
321
00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:38,120
-Good luck.
-No smiles.
322
00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:42,240
One hour to go
for the three semi-finalists.
323
00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:44,880
Remember, the first one to smile is out.
324
00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:48,040
The last two will play
in the final for their charities.
325
00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:49,720
{\an8}-Ready?
-Yes.
326
00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,240
{\an8}-Do you wanna do it?
-Yes.
327
00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:53,600
{\an8}You're definitely in the final.
328
00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:56,320
Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe not.
329
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:58,280
-Shall I tell you why?
-Why?
330
00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:00,480
If you smile, you get a yellow card.
331
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:01,560
-True.
-Yes.
332
00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:04,480
Our next cards will be red.
So you'll be in the final.
333
00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:06,920
-But maybe you want to win too.
-Of course!
334
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,920
Then, focus!
335
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,160
The three of us are focused.
336
00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:13,080
Audrey and I have a yellow card.
337
00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:16,240
But not Camille,
so she has an advantage over us.
338
00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:19,320
Audrey, your face looks really tense.
339
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:22,120
Yes, it's almost a mask.
340
00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:24,280
Yes, the mask is slipping.
341
00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:26,760
No, I'm controlling my facial muscles.
342
00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:30,360
-Yeah, we see that.
-It's quite draining.
343
00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:31,440
-I see that.
-Yeah.
344
00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:33,440
But you're almost white. Pallid.
345
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:35,720
Yeah, but I'm holding up.
346
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:36,800
{\an8}CONTROL ROOM
347
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:41,680
{\an8}She's convincing herself.
"Yeah, but I'm holding up."
348
00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:45,880
Right now, I'm in survival mode.
349
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:50,000
I really want to go to the final,
but my opponents are strong.
350
00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:52,840
They are like machines, so I'm...
351
00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:56,560
-I'd like to hear you sing.
-You do? Let's do it then.
352
00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:59,400
{\an8}This is the home stretch. Stay strong.
353
00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:01,000
{\an8}This is for the final.
354
00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:05,200
Audrey, why don't you want to smile?
355
00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:07,080
And go home?
356
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:11,800
Audrey, why don't you want to smile
just one last time
357
00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:14,040
You too, GĂ©rard
358
00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:16,800
And me too
I don't want to go...
359
00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:18,560
I like the drawn-out vowels.
360
00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:20,200
...for our charities
361
00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:21,760
We all want to stay
362
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:25,760
But Audrey, You'll get kicked out
Out, out, out
363
00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:26,880
{\an8}CONTROL ROOM
364
00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:28,000
{\an8}
Audrey
365
00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:31,640
Are you smoking a cake?
366
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,200
-It's a cigar.
-Yes.
367
00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:35,800
-You're right.
-There you go.
368
00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:38,920
It's horrible. It'll end up in
burnout.
369
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,160
CAMILLE LELLOUCHE
370
00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:45,320
Shit! Shit!
371
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:46,800
-Wow. Yeah.
-Yeah.
372
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:48,960
Yeah, yeah.
373
00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:51,800
That's pretty good.
374
00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:55,080
-Shit!
-Yeah.
375
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,920
-Is that Gainsbourg?
-No. Yes. Play.
376
00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:00,640
{\an8}CONTROL ROOM
377
00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:03,560
{\an8}He's amazing!
378
00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:05,800
{\an8}He is brilliant!
379
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,640
-Damn.
-I love it.
380
00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:13,440
You got some tobacco there.
381
00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:17,560
My strategy is to lean into the attack.
I want to stay until the end.
382
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,720
I want to win and deserve it.
383
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:22,960
And I've got
some hard-core pride, so to speak.
384
00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:26,320
I want to be like Alexandra last year
and get no cards.
385
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:28,240
-Does the smoke bother you?
-No.
386
00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:33,760
"Does the smoke bother you?"
Okay. Good.
387
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:35,320
{\an8}I couldn't have handled that.
388
00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:37,720
{\an8}Same. He'd crack me up.
389
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:39,720
{\an8}If this doesn't work, what will?
390
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:44,400
Can we discuss your private life, Audrey?
391
00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:46,920
Yeah, sure.
392
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,800
Do you make love standing, sitting
393
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:53,400
lying on the ground
or on top of a building?
394
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:54,880
On top of a building.
395
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:56,160
On top of a building
396
00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:58,880
You like it outdoors or when it rains...
397
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:01,040
Yes, when it rains if possible.
398
00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:03,480
You can't answer me
when you're turned away.
399
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:06,560
Camille is incredible,
because she's aggressive
400
00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:09,200
but she doesn't laugh.
401
00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:12,080
She takes risks
without putting herself in danger.
402
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:13,480
She's like a machine.
403
00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:15,480
AUDREY FLEUROT
PLAYS FOR RUBAN ROSE
404
00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:17,880
You're targeting me.
405
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:20,480
Your back hurts, Audrey Fleurot
406
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:23,560
Your back hurts
407
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:24,800
Audrey Fleurot
408
00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:26,640
Then, I thought,
409
00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:30,040
"Damn! They're not my friends,
I need to eliminate them."
410
00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:32,520
I need to be strategic.
411
00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:35,440
Can you walk like a zombie?
I'm good at it.
412
00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:36,520
Go on.
413
00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:38,520
Yes.
414
00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:39,800
-Nice.
-You think so?
415
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:42,640
It's not bad, really.
416
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:44,000
You're really good.
417
00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:46,760
A stumbling zombie.
418
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:49,320
A drunk zombie.
419
00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:52,480
Want some music with it?
420
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,080
Oh, no! They're coming!
421
00:19:58,160 --> 00:19:59,520
{\an8}CONTROL ROOM
422
00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:02,720
{\an8}Please, leave me alone!
423
00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:09,080
GÉRARD DARMON
PLAYS FOR ADAPEI VAR-MÉDITERRANÉE
424
00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:11,880
The sillier, the better.
425
00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:17,680
-Tonight, Lionel Hampton.
-Lionel Hampton.
426
00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:22,200
Great. GĂ©rard, if I wasn't focused,
I'd be leaving now.
427
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,560
And his dancer...
428
00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:32,200
There.
429
00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:34,240
-That's it?
-No. We're rehearsing.
430
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:35,400
-Right.
-Yes.
431
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,000
Audrey is distancing herself.
432
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:43,320
-She's gonna lose.
-She's avoiding us now.
433
00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:45,520
The game is ending soon,
434
00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:48,080
and our three finalists refuse to smile.
435
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,080
It's time to add some pressure.
436
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:51,480
{\an8}CONTROL ROOM
437
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:54,880
{\an8}Someone will have to go in. Who's game?
438
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:58,000
{\an8}-Pana has an idea.
-To make them laugh.
439
00:20:58,080 --> 00:20:59,880
{\an8}They have to stare at each other.
440
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:02,080
{\an8}-Very good.
-We're counting on you.
441
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,520
{\an8}-Go for it.
-Go!
442
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:04,760
{\an8}Make them laugh.
443
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:07,280
{\an8}One of them will laugh when they see him.
444
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:12,280
What?
445
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:14,000
Hi there!
446
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:15,320
-No way!
-How are you?
447
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,320
You're using your trump card?
448
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:19,280
-Follow me.
-Where?
449
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,400
Come, follow me.
450
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,280
Shit!
451
00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:26,640
{\an8}Hi. You smell like mushrooms.
452
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:27,800
{\an8}TO BE CONTINUED
453
00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:29,080
{\an8}No, not that!
454
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,400
{\an8}That's very strange.
455
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:38,800
{\an8}It's time for the final.
456
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:39,800
{\an8}It's tense.
457
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:42,280
{\an8}It's gonna be tougher than expected.
458
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:45,080
{\an8}LOL
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