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♪ Good morning, good morning!
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Whoa! Thanks, Eric!
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- Morning, Wade!
- Love the new wheels, pal!
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The north's nothing
but sunshine and blue skies.
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Everything is green.
Everything is in bloom.
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- It's a beautiful morning--
morning-- morning-- morning--
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♪ To you!
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♪ When the band began to play,
the stars were shining bright ♪
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♪ Now, the milkman's
on his way ♪
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♪ It's too late to say
good night ♪
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- ♪ So, good morning,
good morning ♪
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♪ Sunbeams will soon
shine through ♪
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♪ Good morning,
good morning to you ♪
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♪ And you and you and you,
good morning ♪
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I think today is gonna be
a beautiful day.
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Hm?
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- Hah!
- Knuckles!
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- Knuckles, help me!
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- You gonna rescue him?
- No.
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Yeah, I wouldn't either.
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- Do something! Mr. Jorgensen!
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In order to become
a true warrior,
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he must learn
to rescue himself.
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- Ah! Knuckles!
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- Wade is going to be just fine.
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- No, I'm not!
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♪ Oh...
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♪ Oh-oh-oh
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♪ Who's the hunter?
Who's the game? ♪
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♪ I feel the beat
call your name ♪
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♪ I hold you close
in victory ♪
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♪ I don't wanna tame
your animal style ♪
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♪ You won't be caged
from the call of the wild ♪
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♪ Shooting at the walls
of heartache ♪
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♪ Bang bang
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♪ I am the warrior
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♪ Well, I am the warrior
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♪ And heart to heart,
you'll win ♪
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♪ If you survive
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♪ The warrior
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♪ The warrior
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♪ Shooting at the walls
of heartache ♪
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♪ Bang bang
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♪ I am the warrior
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♪ Well, I am the warrior
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♪ And heart to heart,
you'll win ♪
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♪ If you survive
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♪ The warrior
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♪ The warrior
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- Hello, Wade.
- Jack?
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Are you shocked to see me?
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- What?
- You will be.
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- Ha!
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Yeah!
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You feeling this?
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Ah, that's a good chap.
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- You're through the worst.
- Really?
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Feels like I'm in the middle
of the worst right now.
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Whatever "it" is.
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Let me tell you the first rule
of bounty hunting.
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- Know your target like
he's your former best friend.
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And in this case...
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- Captured!
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- ...he is.
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The treasures one finds
on Facebook Marketplace.
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The guy I bought it from
was a total weirdo, though.
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Jack, please
don't do this to me.
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I believe I already have.
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Do you even know why
there's a price on my head?
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Do you even care?
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When did you become
so heartless?
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The second rule
of bounty hunting.
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Never let things get personal.
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You're my best friend!
This is very personal!
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You're right, Wade.
I should level with you.
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I'm in dire financial straits.
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Due to my lawsuit
against an unnamed
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rainforest-themed
restaurant franchise,
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I don't have two pennies
to my name.
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I told you, the robotic birds
in that restaurant
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make the same joke
no matter who walks in.
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- They were personal attacks!
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- Okay! Whatever!
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Never mind.
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Turning you in equals
turning my life around.
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But if it helps,
I'm truly sorry.
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- Yeah, that does actually help.
Thank you.
- Terrific.
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Jack, think about it.
How did we get here--
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- Do not touch bars.
- Simple.
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I trapped you, lured you,
and cleverly snared you.
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I was hoping for a little bit
more of a fight, to be honest.
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I mean, as friends.
How did we get here?
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First Reno and the Renegades,
now this stupid bounty.
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Did you ever value
our friendship at all?
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We had a good run,
but you and I are like...
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the frog carrying the scorpion
across the river.
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Oh, my God.
Not with this story,
it goes on forever.
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You allow me
to ride on your back,
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despite knowing I cannot resist
my nature to sting you.
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Even if it means
we both drown.
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Except,
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I'm also a scorpion
who knows how to swim.
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An exquisite scorpion
with beautiful hair
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and a way with the ladies.
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Alright, let's get
this show on the road!
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- Jack... Jack.
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- Do not touch bars.
- Ouch!
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- Woo-hoo!
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Sorry about that, gang.
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One quick drop-off,
then it's Reno, baby. Woo!
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- Karaoke time.
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You ready, Susie's dad?
Whose name I can't remember.
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For the third time,
it's Bill!
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I don't care.
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♪ Do you believe
in Heaven above? ♪
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♪ Do you believe in love?
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- Take it, Susie's dad!
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You didn't tell me
you were gonna throw it.
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Jack!
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Jack!
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- Do not touch bars.
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Come on, buddy.
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If you're waiting for me
to be at my all-time lowest,
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I am there right now,
so come and save me.
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Come get me.
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Whenever you...
feel like it--
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- Knuckles, help me!
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♪ Send me an angel
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- Louder, Susie's mom!
- Okay!
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♪ Send me an angel
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- Kick it!
- ♪ Right now
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- Oh, come on, dude.
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Jack, if this is a prank call,
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I am really not in the mood
for it right now.
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Listen to me, Wade.
Time is of the essence.
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Knuckles! You have to
bust me outta here.
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You must
bust yourself out, Wade.
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By learning where
a warrior's true strength lies.
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Okay, I understand
what you're trying to do--
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You will travel to
our ancestral lands,
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- the Great Battleground
in the Sky.
- Fine.
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Now, clear your mind
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- and slip into
a deep meditative state.
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I think it's working.
I'm ascending.
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Let's put some wattage
in this cottage!
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- I'm ascending to--
- Electrocute!
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Do not touch bars.
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- Where am I?
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I'll tell you where
you are, Wade.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa! Calm down.
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Here, let me make
you more comfortable.
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Whoa.
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Let's try again.
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I'll tell you where
you are, Wade.
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The Great Battleground
in the Sky!
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The Great Battleground
in the Sky is...
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- a bowling alley?
- Well, for you it is.
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For most people, this place
has more of a Florida feel,
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with all-you-can-eat shrimp.
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But this is your battleground.
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Okay. Who are you?
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My name's Pachacamac.
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- Wait. Knuckles
told me about you!
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You're the legendary leader
of the Echidna tribe!
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In the flesh, baby!
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Well, it's an honor
to meet you, Chief, um...
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- Pachacamac.
- Yeah. Chief... Pamachacaw.
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Pachacamac.
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Parmesan.
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- Pa.
- Peh.
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- Cha.
- Jor.
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- Ca.
- Mar.
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- Mac.
- Za.
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You know what?
Mac's fine.
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Okay. If that's...
easier for you.
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I certainly have no problem
with the correct pronunciation.
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- Yeah, right.
- Wait, things are
starting to make
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some obviously clear
and logical sense.
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Knuckles must've sent me here
because this is my next lesson.
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Hold on. Are you gonna
teach me something amazing
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and essential to
my real-life predicament?
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I'm not just going to
teach it to you, Wade.
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I'm going to have it
sung to you
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as part of
a low-budget rock opera.
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Now, please open your mouth.
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Um, I'm not really comfortable
with that.
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- Just do it, man. Rainbow!
- I'm actu--
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Wait.
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I'm not in the show, am I?
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Prepare yourself, Wade,
because if you want to learn
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where Knuckles'
true strength lies,
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- you must see this quest...
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...through his eyes.
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You must become him.
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This is going to be awesome.
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Wait.
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I'm Knuckles?
I mean...
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I'm Knuckles!
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Hey, Wade, don't make this
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weirder than it already is.
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Got it! Good note!
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♪ On a glorious quest, quest
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- Hello, Wade.
- Jack?
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- ♪ For glory
- Uh, what?
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♪ What with his hands of stone
and knees that never buckle ♪
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♪ Come and witness the tale
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♪ Of the warrior Knuckles,
yeah! ♪
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Uh, what is Jack Sinclair
doing here?
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Clearly, you two have
unfinished business.
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Ah, yeah, no, fair point.
He does have me locked up
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in a giant cage right now.
Uh, proceed!
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♪ And now,
we begin our quest ♪
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♪ When our hero
was only a lad ♪
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♪ He was trained by
the greatest, his dad ♪
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♪ Had the technique and
also the guts, guts, guts ♪
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♪ He prepared to kick
multiple butts, butts, butts ♪
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♪ But the giant owls,
they did come ♪
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♪ They had one mission,
to kill everyone ♪
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♪ Knuckles and Dad
didn't know what to do ♪
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♪ Yes, they were doomed!
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♪ The owls, they clawed
and they kicked ♪
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♪ They hooted
and flew into fits ♪
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♪ They set fire to the town
and burned it to the ground ♪
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♪ I'm so freaking upset,
I can't sing about it ♪
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Father, you can't leave me.
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I won't, son. I never--
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No!
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♪ Some things can't be fixed,
even with big gloves ♪
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♪ Saddest story that
you ever heard of ♪
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- Can I go to the bathroom?
- No, we're doing something.
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- I really gotta go.
- Tough.
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♪ Now, Knuckles
was sad and alone ♪
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♪ Without a father
and without a home ♪
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♪ Giant owls killed his dad ♪
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♪ So off on his own,
he just needed the power ♪
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♪ I will find the Flames
of Disaster... ♪
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Michael Bolton, everyone!
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♪ A glorious quest for glory
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♪ I need to find
the Flames of Disaster ♪
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♪ A glorious quest for glory
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♪ But the power was
no simple task ♪
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♪ Too many obstacles
lay in his path ♪
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♪ Stinking to high heaven,
needing a bath ♪
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♪ That's when he saw the demon
made of fire and ash ♪
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♪ Who said
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♪ I'm gonna burn you alive
till you're crisp ♪
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♪ Then boil your bones
and eat you like a fish ♪
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♪ Then I might hit
Facebook Marketplace up ♪
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♪ Might be some deals on
some freaking cool stuff ♪
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♪ But our hero went
back to the start ♪
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♪ Saw that the strength
was deep inside his ♪
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- ♪ Heart!
253
00:13:24,063 --> 00:13:27,719
My fists!
The secret is in my fists!
254
00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:29,982
That's right.
That makes a lot of sense.
255
00:13:30,113 --> 00:13:31,810
Thanks, everybody!
Got it.
256
00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:33,377
- Could've been an email!
257
00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:35,901
What? No!
258
00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:38,686
Hey, wait!
That's not the right lesson!
259
00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:40,210
I got it from here!
260
00:13:40,340 --> 00:13:43,430
- I know exactly what to do!
261
00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:46,825
- Of course.
262
00:13:51,525 --> 00:13:54,877
Time to unleash the source
of my true power.
263
00:13:55,703 --> 00:13:56,661
My fists.
264
00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:05,017
Why did I think that
would be a good idea?!
265
00:14:05,148 --> 00:14:08,107
- Seriously,
do not touch bars.
266
00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:13,852
Oh, I shoulda listened
to the rest of the story.
267
00:14:14,809 --> 00:14:17,682
Take me back,
Chief Macamacachalkadoo.
268
00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:24,645
Well, well, well,
look who's back.
269
00:14:24,776 --> 00:14:26,343
You gonna let us finish now?
270
00:14:26,473 --> 00:14:28,562
Yes, sir. I apologize.
271
00:14:28,693 --> 00:14:30,086
Great.
272
00:14:33,176 --> 00:14:35,352
♪ Yahoo
273
00:14:35,482 --> 00:14:37,702
♪ Hoo...
274
00:14:37,832 --> 00:14:39,225
♪ Yow!
275
00:14:39,834 --> 00:14:42,315
♪ Are you ready?
Let's go ♪
276
00:14:48,582 --> 00:14:49,888
Okay! Okay! Thank you!
277
00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:52,717
♪ But the demon
was not impressed ♪
278
00:14:52,847 --> 00:14:55,372
♪ By the puny
red guy before him ♪
279
00:14:56,721 --> 00:14:58,897
♪ He looked down
and rolled his eyes ♪
280
00:14:59,028 --> 00:15:02,292
♪ And then without
any warning ♪
281
00:15:02,422 --> 00:15:04,816
- ♪ Oh, my God
282
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:06,644
♪ He used magic and lava
283
00:15:06,774 --> 00:15:09,386
♪ And before
you even knew it ♪
284
00:15:10,213 --> 00:15:13,172
♪ Knuckles was defeated,
his mission uncompleted ♪
285
00:15:13,303 --> 00:15:16,262
♪ He totally
freaking blew it ♪
286
00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:19,657
♪ Oh, my God,
broken and vanquished ♪
287
00:15:19,787 --> 00:15:22,007
♪ Our hero
lay on the ground ♪
288
00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:23,791
♪ And the demon
screamed out ♪
289
00:15:23,922 --> 00:15:25,489
♪ You're going down
290
00:15:25,619 --> 00:15:27,186
♪ Unskilled, untrained
291
00:15:27,317 --> 00:15:28,796
♪ So unworthy
292
00:15:28,927 --> 00:15:30,842
♪ Unskilled, untrained
293
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:32,452
♪ So unworthy
294
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:34,541
♪ Unskilled, untrained
295
00:15:34,672 --> 00:15:38,415
♪ So unworthy, you suck
296
00:15:38,545 --> 00:15:40,895
♪ You freaking suck
297
00:15:41,026 --> 00:15:42,854
And now, I'm afraid
298
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:45,726
this is the end
of your story.
299
00:15:50,949 --> 00:15:53,952
♪ Is it too late to find out
where my strength lies? ♪
300
00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:57,129
♪ I didn't feel it in my bones
when I flew high ♪
301
00:15:57,260 --> 00:16:01,090
- ♪ It wasn't in the lightning
coursing off of my skin ♪
302
00:16:01,220 --> 00:16:03,222
♪ Could a warrior's
true strength ♪
303
00:16:03,353 --> 00:16:06,704
- ♪ Come from within?
304
00:16:07,574 --> 00:16:10,795
♪ And just when everyone
counted him out ♪
305
00:16:10,925 --> 00:16:14,755
♪ Knuckles rose up
with a furious shout ♪
306
00:16:14,886 --> 00:16:16,627
♪ Take heed, demon
307
00:16:16,757 --> 00:16:18,498
♪ We've entered
our final fight ♪
308
00:16:18,629 --> 00:16:21,762
♪ Now prepare for
my glorious might ♪
309
00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:25,592
♪ You fool! Only I can
be the power's master ♪
310
00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:28,856
♪ No, you're wrong
'cause now I wield ♪
311
00:16:28,987 --> 00:16:32,512
♪ The Flames of Disaster!
312
00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:35,907
♪ It wasn't even close
when our boy got going ♪
313
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:39,780
♪ A royal beatdown
with flame fists a-glowing ♪
314
00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:43,045
♪ I've had this power
right from the start ♪
315
00:16:43,175 --> 00:16:46,178
♪ But now, I know
the true strength lies ♪
316
00:16:46,309 --> 00:16:50,095
♪ In a warrior's heart!
317
00:16:56,536 --> 00:16:57,537
Ow.
318
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:03,978
- Oh...
319
00:17:04,109 --> 00:17:07,373
- Oh, my back, too.
320
00:17:08,548 --> 00:17:10,289
How the devil
did you get out?
321
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:14,119
I should've
reinforced the cage!
322
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:17,253
- With my true strength.
323
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,081
Nothing?
324
00:17:19,820 --> 00:17:21,083
Jack Sinclair,
325
00:17:21,213 --> 00:17:23,346
I challenge you to a duel.
326
00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:26,740
For my freedom, my honor,
327
00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:28,699
and that sweet
leather jacket!
328
00:17:29,308 --> 00:17:31,963
Finally,
the day gets interesting.
329
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:35,314
A duel it is.
330
00:17:39,231 --> 00:17:40,232
Spry.
331
00:17:43,757 --> 00:17:46,978
These blades were forged
by Hattori Hanzo himself.
332
00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:50,024
The sharpest,
strongest blades on Earth.
333
00:17:50,155 --> 00:17:51,287
Great!
334
00:17:51,417 --> 00:17:52,723
Hiya!
335
00:17:58,424 --> 00:17:59,947
Oh, boy.
336
00:18:01,166 --> 00:18:02,124
Wade!
337
00:18:06,606 --> 00:18:10,001
Kufafanua wakati!
338
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:19,402
I suggest you find a ride.
339
00:18:20,098 --> 00:18:21,404
What?!
340
00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:26,060
I said I suggest
you find a ride!
341
00:18:28,411 --> 00:18:30,326
Still didn't hear it.
342
00:18:30,456 --> 00:18:31,762
What?
343
00:18:31,892 --> 00:18:34,112
- What?
- I can't hear you.
344
00:18:34,243 --> 00:18:35,635
I'm sorry, I'm not
hearing you all that well!
345
00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:38,116
- I can hear part of it,
but not all of it.
- What?!
346
00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:40,249
You need a vehicle!
347
00:18:40,379 --> 00:18:42,251
In order to fight me.
348
00:18:42,381 --> 00:18:44,340
Oh, okay!
349
00:18:44,470 --> 00:18:45,689
Got it!
350
00:18:49,127 --> 00:18:52,043
- Hey.
351
00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:55,307
How you guys doing?
That is...
352
00:18:55,438 --> 00:18:57,570
one cool bike.
Caught my eye.
353
00:18:57,701 --> 00:18:59,181
You think I could
borrow it for a few seconds?
354
00:18:59,311 --> 00:19:01,313
- Sure. No problem.
- Thanks.
355
00:19:01,444 --> 00:19:02,793
For 10 G's!
356
00:19:04,403 --> 00:19:07,058
Look, here's four bucks.
I'm a deputy lieutenant sheriff.
357
00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:08,538
I would never do
this ordinarily,
358
00:19:08,668 --> 00:19:09,713
but I am commandeering
this vehicle.
359
00:19:09,843 --> 00:19:11,062
Hey!
360
00:19:19,026 --> 00:19:21,159
Alright, Wade.
You can do this.
361
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:23,466
Just trust your true
inner strength.
362
00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:25,032
You're gonna die, idiot!
363
00:19:25,163 --> 00:19:26,599
That's not cool!
You don't know!
364
00:19:32,344 --> 00:19:34,128
- Woohoo!
365
00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:51,450
Ah!
366
00:19:51,581 --> 00:19:53,539
Yah!
367
00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:55,411
Woohah!
368
00:20:26,224 --> 00:20:27,617
Looking for this?
369
00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:31,185
My locks.
M-My beautiful locks.
370
00:20:31,316 --> 00:20:32,491
What have you done to me?
371
00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:35,015
You're lucky I didn't do
a whole lot more.
372
00:20:35,146 --> 00:20:37,975
- Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Barnes!
373
00:20:38,105 --> 00:20:39,324
You know,
I'm sorry things got
374
00:20:39,455 --> 00:20:40,543
a little bit outta
control back there.
375
00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:42,284
Finish him, Wade.
376
00:20:43,546 --> 00:20:44,938
With pleasure.
377
00:20:51,641 --> 00:20:53,207
I'm gonna need that jacket.
378
00:21:00,345 --> 00:21:02,695
- And the vest.
- It...
379
00:21:02,826 --> 00:21:04,262
It's my favorite
leather jerkin.
380
00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:05,916
Leather what? I don--
Just give it to me.
381
00:21:09,223 --> 00:21:11,835
And... the shirt.
382
00:21:12,966 --> 00:21:14,925
- No, no.
- It's happening.
383
00:21:15,055 --> 00:21:17,536
- Please... It's--
- Sorry.
384
00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:19,930
We were friends.
We were best friends.
385
00:21:20,060 --> 00:21:22,106
Former best friends.
386
00:21:26,676 --> 00:21:29,679
Don't look at me.
Don't look at me...
387
00:21:29,809 --> 00:21:33,247
Uh, do you know the third
rarely referenced rule
of bounty hunting?
388
00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:37,077
- Wha...
- When faced with
a worthy opponent,
389
00:21:37,208 --> 00:21:39,297
you run the hell away!
390
00:21:44,476 --> 00:21:46,173
Don't look at me!
391
00:21:47,610 --> 00:21:49,655
- Don't look at me!
- I did it!
392
00:22:08,718 --> 00:22:11,416
- Is that...
- It can't be.
393
00:22:11,547 --> 00:22:12,548
It is.
394
00:22:17,814 --> 00:22:18,858
Mother.
395
00:22:19,468 --> 00:22:21,078
- Sister.
396
00:22:21,208 --> 00:22:23,733
- Wade. Get off the grass.
- Yep.
397
00:22:25,343 --> 00:22:28,259
- Yep, sorry.
398
00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:30,479
He's ready.
399
00:22:30,609 --> 00:22:33,090
♪ Send me an angel
400
00:22:34,439 --> 00:22:36,615
♪ Send me an angel
401
00:22:37,834 --> 00:22:39,313
♪ Right now ♪
402
00:22:41,664 --> 00:22:44,014
♪ Right now
403
00:22:45,189 --> 00:22:47,409
♪ Send me an angel
404
00:22:48,845 --> 00:22:51,325
♪ Send me an angel ♪
405
00:22:52,239 --> 00:22:54,285
♪ Right now
406
00:22:56,287 --> 00:22:58,289
♪ Right now
407
00:23:00,117 --> 00:23:03,381
♪ Do you believe
in Heaven above? ♪
408
00:23:03,512 --> 00:23:05,992
♪ Do you believe in love?
409
00:23:07,516 --> 00:23:10,780
♪ Don't tell a lie,
don't be false or untrue ♪
410
00:23:10,910 --> 00:23:13,130
♪ It all comes back to you
411
00:23:14,348 --> 00:23:17,961
♪ Open fire on
my burning heart ♪
412
00:23:18,091 --> 00:23:20,833
♪ I've never been
lucky in love ♪
413
00:23:21,704 --> 00:23:25,403
♪ My defenses are down,
a kiss or a frown ♪
414
00:23:25,534 --> 00:23:28,275
♪ I can't survive
on my own ♪
415
00:23:28,406 --> 00:23:30,582
♪ Send me an angel
416
00:23:32,062 --> 00:23:34,456
♪ Send me an angel
417
00:23:35,761 --> 00:23:37,502
♪ Right now
418
00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:41,288
♪ Right now30749
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