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♪ Oh...
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♪ Oh-oh-oh
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♪ Who's the hunter?
Who's the game? ♪
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♪ I feel the beat
call your name ♪
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♪ I hold you close
in victory ♪
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♪ I don't wanna tame
your animal style ♪
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♪ You won't be caged
from the call of the wild ♪
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♪ Shooting at the walls
of heartache ♪
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♪ Bang bang
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♪ I am the warrior
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♪ Well, I am the warrior
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♪ And heart to heart,
you'll win ♪
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♪ If you survive
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♪ The warrior
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♪ The warrior
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♪ Shooting at the walls
of heartache ♪
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♪ Bang bang
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♪ I am the warrior
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♪ Well, I am the warrior
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♪ And heart to heart,
you'll win ♪
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♪ If you survive
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♪ The warrior
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♪ The warrior
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- Stay hidden until
I give you the signal.
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- Why?
- 'Cause I think you're
gonna freak people out.
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- Hi, Mom. I'm home.
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Wade,
my little hamentashen!
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How long has it been?
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Well, I can tell you exactly
how long it's been.
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Two years, three months,
and 13 days.
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- Not that I'm marking
my calendar.
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Clearly. Uh, listen, Mom,
it's good to be home.
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I-I do have something to...
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'Sup, Wade?
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- 'Sup, Wanda?
- I gotta tell you.
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If you're back here because
you lost your squad car again,
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you wanna borrow Mom's Volvo,
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mm, don't bother.
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Volvo is too much car
for you anyways.
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- Wanda...
- Maybe you should just stick
to embarrassing yourself
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on the little baby scooter
you've been taking
on duty instead.
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- Wanda!
- Know what's embarrassing?
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- What?
- You wearing
a windbreaker inside.
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- Oh, Wade.
- There's no wind in here.
That's insane!
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I bet my whole life is insane
to a local cop like you
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'cause I'm out there
breaking cases, dude.
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I'm going undercover.
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I'm working for
the FBI...!
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What is that?
Why do you say it like that?
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That's how everybody
in the FBI says it.
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Then they should
reprint the jackets.
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That would be so dumb,
Wade.
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Why are you here?
Why is she here?
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Yo! I'm here protecting
the SODOTOTUS.
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Okay...
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That's the Secretary of
the Department of Transportation
for the United States.
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He's rolling in,
and I'm working his 'cade.
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That means motorcade.
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That's what we call it in
the FBI because it saves
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valuable seconds
so we can save more lives.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Are we done?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Mom, I need
to tell you something.
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- I, uh, brought someone here.
- Oh.
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- Oh! A friend?
- Yes... Oh, well--
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- A girlfriend?
- Mm...
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- Is she Jewish?
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Great Matriarch of
the Whipple clan.
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I bow my head to you
in respect,
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and I thank you for
giving us safe harbor
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in our time of need.
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- Oh...
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Probably shoulda opened with
your introduction in retrospect.
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- It's okay. I'm good. I'm fine.
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So... he's from space.
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Allegedly.
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Yes.
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I do apologize for fainting.
It was very rude of me.
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You're my guest.
Welcome to our home.
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- We will not be here long.
- Yeah, maybe just the night,
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and then we'll be
outta your hair.
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Yo, I don't care
who this guy is,
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I'm still gonna have to
check him for weapons.
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- You dare draw a weapon on me?
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What is this sorcery?
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Wade... Wade!
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- You have
a metal detector on you
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- even when you're not on duty?
- I'm never not on duty, bro.
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- Damn, that's a good line.
- Wanda, he's a guest.
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- Yes, Mom.
- So...
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- Knuchles--
- Knuckles.
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Knuckles.
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- Knuchles! That's what I said.
- Knuckles.
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- Knuchles. Wade...
- You're not saying that. You're
making, like, a "c-h" sound.
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- You're saying "ch."
- Yeah, it's weird.
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- It's like--
It's not like a dessert.
- Knuchles!
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Enough.
I would so love it
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if you would
join us for dinner.
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A ceremonial meal?
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With the Chief
of the Whipple clan?
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It would be my great honor.
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I'll just put out
two extra places.
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- Wait a minute.
It's not... Is it?
- Please.
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Join us for Shabbat dinner.
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- No! No!
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- Let me go!
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- Wade, what is happening?
- We gotta
get outta here.
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For the last few decades,
every single Whipple family
Shabbat dinner
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has been nothing but deceit,
betrayal, and violence.
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- So, is he Jewish?
- Uh, y-yeah,
on his, uh...
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- Half, I think.
- Uh, mother's side?
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- I was about to say,
I think so.
- Oh good, oh good.
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I don't know why it's important
that it's the mom's side,
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but just say that it is.
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I don't ask you about
the millions of grapes you eat.
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You leave my grapes
out of this.
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- Mom! You made
all of my favorite foods,
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even the ones from the most
obscure Jewish holidays!
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Everything looks so...
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- brown.
- What a feast!
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I am famished,
but where are the grapes?
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They're in the wine, buddy.
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Ah!
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Welcome, everyone. Mm.
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Family members and guests.
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Now... Knuchles.
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- I'm not sure
how much you know...
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- ...about the traditions
of the Jewish people.
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I know very little,
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but I admire your tiny hats.
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- Ha.
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And I assume
with a feast like this,
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the epics must tell
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of your great victories
on the battlefield.
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At first glance, I thought you
to be a malnourished weakling.
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- Oh.
- But when you were
cutting that meat,
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I noticed your arms
are quite muscular.
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- Oh.
- Like a warrior!
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Oh! Well.
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Thank you, Knuchles.
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I do Pilates
three times a week.
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- Wade, I like your friend.
- Okay. Weird.
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Shabbat is the day of rest.
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It's about home.
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Every Friday,
for three hours,
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the Whipple family,
whoever's here,
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sits and eats together
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until the Shabbat
candles burn out.
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And traditionally,
the women of the home...
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The women of the home
light the candles. Wanda?
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- Meh.
- Wanda, if you could help me.
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No way, Mom!
I'm on a work call.
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SODOTOTUS might go
to Macaroni Grill.
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- Wanda.
- What?
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- No phones at the table.
- It's work, Mom!
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- Alright. I'll do it myself.
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Baruch atah Adonai,
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Eloheinu melech ha'olam,
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- asher kidshanu b'mitzvotav...
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- That's my spoon.
- Mm-mmm.
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That's my spoon.
It's not your spoon.
Your spoon's over there.
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- No, that's Knuckles' spoon.
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- That spoon in your hand
is my spoon.
- Oh.
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- Oh, you know what?
Sorry. That is your spoon.
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Where'd it go?
Hey, Nolan Ryan,
where'd you throw it?
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- It went under the little table.
- Hahaha! So fun!
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- It is. It's awesome.
- So funny!
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- Ugh. It's gross.
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- Alright. Everyone, dig in.
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- So, Knuchles...
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...tell me about your family.
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My people were killed
by a race of giant owls.
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- Owls?
- I am now the last of my tribe.
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Oh.
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Our tribe has been through
some tough times, too.
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Minus the giant owls.
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- He's basically Jewish.
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- How's the food?
- Mm!
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Delectable! This soup!
- Aw.
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- I've never seen balls so plump
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and swollen with flavor.
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Yo, your friend is wild.
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And you say this is fish,
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yet it has the consistency
of a wet sponge.
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I cannot stop eating it.
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Gefilte fish.
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One of our planet's
greatest mysteries.
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Oh, let me get you
some more, sweetie.
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- Now,
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tell me about these owls.
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Hey. How'd you get involved
with this weird alien?
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Look, it's not a big deal,
but I've been working
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with a secret global law
enforcement agency called GUN.
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Actually, you know what?
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- It's a huge friggin' deal.
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There's no government agency
called GUN.
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- That's the fakest name
I've ever heard, Wade.
- Hm.
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Plus, if they were
lookin' for people,
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why would they recruit
a small-time cop like you?
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Look, I can't really
talk about it,
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but I happen to know a guy
who knows a guy
who knows a guy.
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And I'm doing
all this work pro bono,
which means for free.
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- I know.
- It's mostly
international stuff,
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but it does tend to point
sometimes intergalactic.
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Way above
the FBI pay grade,
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so you probably
wouldn't understand.
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No, I knew what it is.
I've heard of GUN.
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I know what it is,
and I actually...
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I actually know
a guy there, too.
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You know someone from GUN?
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Yeah, I do.
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Mm-hmm. What guy
do you know at GUN.
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Jim...
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Jim Gunagent.
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The GUN agent you know
is named Jim Gunagent?
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Yeah. That's right.
Who do you know there?
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Who's your guy?
Oh, who's your guy at GUN?
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- The guy I know is actually...
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also named Jim, uh, Gunagent,
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so I guess we probably
know the same guy.
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Oh. Cool, cool, cool.
So, I guess we both know Jim.
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I guess we both know Jim.
Cool, cool, cool.
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Wade! Did you know
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that Knuchles almost destroyed
the entire planet,
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and then ended up
helping save it?
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- Yeah, Mom, I was there.
- Oh.
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And I'd gladly do it again,
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should I need to protect
the Master Emerald.
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Oh!
And Wade also contributed.
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Thank you.
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- That's my son.
- Ooh!
Sounds so important.
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I'm just wondering, like,
what'd you do?
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Like, were you
picking up coffees,
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or were you dropping off
their dry cleaning?
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If you must know what I did,
right at the time
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that the head bad guy
was gonna attack, I said "Hey,"
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and distracted him
for a split second.
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- And then, Sonic really
took care of it.
- Sounds highly unlikely!
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Wanda, back off.
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Mom! I'm just asking what
he did on that day, okay?
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And he's saying
crazy things!
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I don't know why you always
have to side with him!
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Oh, Wade. No, you, too.
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I didn't even say anything!
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Doesn't matter.
I saw it on your face.
245
00:11:36,913 --> 00:11:39,350
The two of you.
Ugh. I mean, I swear.
246
00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:40,917
If I could just have
a moment of peace.
247
00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:46,531
- Ow!
248
00:11:46,661 --> 00:11:48,054
- You suck. Sor--
- Wade!
249
00:11:48,185 --> 00:11:50,622
- Language!
- I'm sorry, Mom,
but she sucks so bad.
250
00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:52,624
- You suck.
251
00:11:53,756 --> 00:11:55,192
- Ow!
252
00:11:55,322 --> 00:11:57,194
Mom! You wanna fight?
Let's do this.
253
00:11:57,324 --> 00:11:58,804
- Okay, let's go.
254
00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:01,459
So help me God,
do not make me use
255
00:12:01,589 --> 00:12:03,200
Krav Maga
in my own home!
256
00:12:11,469 --> 00:12:13,732
- She's right.
- What is this Krav Maga?
257
00:12:13,863 --> 00:12:15,473
She used to be an instructor.
258
00:12:15,603 --> 00:12:18,041
Krav Maga,
Israeli self-defense.
259
00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:19,172
Pretty hardcore stuff.
260
00:12:19,912 --> 00:12:22,741
I see.
You train warriors as well.
261
00:12:22,872 --> 00:12:25,265
You know what?
Wh-Whatever, Mother.
262
00:12:25,396 --> 00:12:29,182
Okay, you can't threaten us
with your Jewish karate chops
263
00:12:29,313 --> 00:12:31,924
because I am a federal agent!
264
00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:33,970
- Okay? I refuse to be
spoken to like this
265
00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:36,146
from a local police officer!
266
00:12:36,276 --> 00:12:38,975
Federal agent this,
federal agent that.
267
00:12:39,105 --> 00:12:40,367
You know what,
sounds like to me
268
00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:42,369
someone doesn't
really know Jim Gunagent.
269
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,981
- Uh, do you?
- Uh, no because
he doesn't exist!
270
00:12:45,111 --> 00:12:46,809
I knew it! You liar!
271
00:12:46,939 --> 00:12:49,594
Yeah, you knew it so much,
you walked right into it.
272
00:12:49,724 --> 00:12:52,771
What did I do
to deserve this?
273
00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:54,904
How many years of Shabbat
spent alone?
274
00:12:55,034 --> 00:12:56,166
Now, both my children
are finally home,
275
00:12:56,296 --> 00:12:57,428
and this is what I get?
276
00:12:59,343 --> 00:13:01,301
- I'm sorry, Mom. It's--
277
00:13:01,432 --> 00:13:03,303
- Oh!
278
00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:05,828
Oh! Ow!
279
00:13:10,354 --> 00:13:13,879
Oh, God! Oh!
280
00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:15,620
Oh, I would punch you
in the face right now
281
00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:17,622
if you weren't an adult woman
and I wasn't an adult man
282
00:13:17,752 --> 00:13:20,277
and that is just not accepted.
Oh, I hate you!
283
00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:23,280
I'm going to my room!
284
00:13:25,412 --> 00:13:28,546
Of course! Just go.
Leave me here. Alone.
285
00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:31,505
Just like everyone.
Just like that...
286
00:13:31,636 --> 00:13:33,029
good-for-nothing schmuck!
287
00:13:36,510 --> 00:13:37,990
He's not a schmuck.
288
00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:41,211
He's my dad.
289
00:13:50,524 --> 00:13:52,962
- Well, I'm glad I came.
290
00:13:53,092 --> 00:13:55,529
Another classic
Whipple family Shabbat.
291
00:14:02,536 --> 00:14:04,974
At least I'm not
all alone this time.
292
00:14:14,418 --> 00:14:17,508
♪ The midnight train
293
00:14:17,638 --> 00:14:20,554
♪ Is whining low
294
00:14:20,685 --> 00:14:25,168
♪ I'm so lonesome
I could cry ♪
295
00:14:27,474 --> 00:14:32,958
♪ I've never seen
a night so long ♪
296
00:14:33,872 --> 00:14:38,616
- ♪ When time goes crawling by ♪
297
00:14:38,746 --> 00:14:39,965
Hey. It's me.
298
00:14:40,661 --> 00:14:44,317
Round up the guys.
Got us an easy catch.
299
00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:46,537
- Mm-hmm.
300
00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:48,713
This one's definitely
gonna run home to mama.
301
00:14:48,843 --> 00:14:52,412
♪ To hide his face
and cry ♪
302
00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:56,895
- Um, don't come in here!
303
00:14:58,244 --> 00:15:00,768
Wade? Are you injured?
304
00:15:00,899 --> 00:15:02,857
I thought I heard
the quiet sobs of a child.
305
00:15:02,988 --> 00:15:05,425
I know. I don't know
what you heard because
everything in here is fine.
306
00:15:05,556 --> 00:15:08,820
I'm just, uh, curled up
in the fetal posish, you know?
307
00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:12,128
My mental health
has never been better.
308
00:15:12,258 --> 00:15:15,000
- Your quarters
are fascinating.
309
00:15:15,914 --> 00:15:16,871
Yeah?
310
00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:19,831
Oh, yeah.
311
00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:23,008
My old room.
312
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:26,142
- What are these?
- My posters?
313
00:15:26,272 --> 00:15:28,405
I got all the greats
up there.
314
00:15:28,535 --> 00:15:30,842
Stallone, Keanu,
315
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:32,148
Bryan Adams.
316
00:15:32,278 --> 00:15:33,627
Gods.
317
00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:35,194
Ah, yes. I see.
318
00:15:35,325 --> 00:15:37,980
This is your
pantheon of heroes!
319
00:15:38,110 --> 00:15:40,591
Yeah. Spent a lot of time
in here alone.
320
00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:44,551
Mostly dealing with
my childhood abandonment
issues, but...
321
00:15:44,682 --> 00:15:48,381
And who is this magnificent
and powerful man?
322
00:15:48,512 --> 00:15:49,469
Oh, that guy?
323
00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:53,343
"'Pistol' Pete Whipple." Wait.
324
00:15:54,474 --> 00:15:57,434
This great bowling warrior
shares your family name!
325
00:15:57,564 --> 00:15:59,001
Yeah.
326
00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:01,786
That's 'cause he's my dad.
327
00:16:01,916 --> 00:16:04,615
Your father is the champion?
328
00:16:05,485 --> 00:16:07,357
He will be
at the tournament?
329
00:16:07,487 --> 00:16:10,534
Wade Whipple, is this why
we are going to Reno?
330
00:16:10,664 --> 00:16:13,189
To confront
and dethrone your father?!
331
00:16:13,319 --> 00:16:16,366
This quest only grows
more glorious!
332
00:16:16,496 --> 00:16:18,411
What? No--
333
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:20,761
I didn't know that--
Are you telling--
334
00:16:20,892 --> 00:16:23,373
Start from the beginning
'Cause wait a minute.
335
00:16:23,503 --> 00:16:27,116
My estranged father
is also gonna be at
the bowling tournament?
336
00:16:27,246 --> 00:16:30,119
- That is news to me.
337
00:16:30,249 --> 00:16:31,946
Uh, definitely didn't
have anything to do
338
00:16:32,077 --> 00:16:33,948
with my decision-making
process in the matter.
339
00:16:34,079 --> 00:16:35,124
I see.
340
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:36,995
What is this?
341
00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:39,432
- That?
342
00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:42,827
- You wanna know what this is?
343
00:16:44,176 --> 00:16:46,570
This is my old Discman.
344
00:16:47,962 --> 00:16:49,573
- Plays music.
You wanna see something cool?
- Mm-hmm.
345
00:16:50,356 --> 00:16:52,315
"Wadejammerz '99."
346
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:55,535
The single best CD
ever to be burned.
347
00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:58,756
This mix is front-to-back
bangers.
348
00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:01,541
I wonder if she still works.
349
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:06,024
And...
350
00:17:09,027 --> 00:17:09,984
Oh, yeah.
351
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,510
Yeah, you don't get quality
like this from the streamers.
352
00:17:14,815 --> 00:17:17,253
Yeah, this is my jam.
You got to hear this.
353
00:17:17,383 --> 00:17:18,558
- Hm.
354
00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:21,344
Ah. What does
that mean exactly?
355
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,259
To have a jam?
356
00:17:23,389 --> 00:17:25,609
It's like, um,
your favorite song.
357
00:17:27,001 --> 00:17:28,829
- I don't understand.
358
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,354
Like... You don't have
a favorite song?
359
00:17:32,050 --> 00:17:33,051
No.
360
00:17:34,357 --> 00:17:36,533
A jam is like something
that pumps you up.
361
00:17:36,663 --> 00:17:37,969
You know, gets you jacked.
362
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:40,798
It gives you the courage
and bravery to do things
363
00:17:40,928 --> 00:17:42,843
that are
out of the ordinary.
364
00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:44,758
Is it a form of magic?
365
00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:47,587
It is a bit like magic.
You know,
366
00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:49,894
I had a friend who, when he
listened to Alien Ant Farm,
367
00:17:50,024 --> 00:17:52,505
could lift a Toyota Corolla
over his head.
368
00:17:52,636 --> 00:17:55,769
- Swear to God,
on my mom's life.
- Hm...
369
00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:58,294
And this mix you made,
it has jams?
370
00:17:58,424 --> 00:18:01,949
Oh, yeah. "Wadejammerz '99"?
Chock full of 'em.
371
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:04,343
You listen to this mix,
372
00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:06,563
I guarantee you will
be uttering the phrase,
"That's my jam."
373
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:10,088
My dad used to say
that all the time.
374
00:18:12,177 --> 00:18:14,745
Your father. Is he...
375
00:18:14,875 --> 00:18:17,965
- the "schmuck"
of whom your mother spoke?
- That's the guy.
376
00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:20,272
And he abandoned you?
377
00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:24,058
Giving not a second thought
to his own flesh and blood?
378
00:18:24,189 --> 00:18:27,540
Discarding his only son
like a piece of worthless junk!
379
00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:31,631
Mm, your phrasing
is rather hurtful, but yes.
380
00:18:31,762 --> 00:18:34,112
- Every Friday afternoon,
my dad and I
381
00:18:34,243 --> 00:18:36,114
would drive to
the bowling alley,
382
00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:39,552
and we'd listen to this mix...
383
00:18:39,683 --> 00:18:42,990
You know, it was our thing,
until it wasn't, but.
384
00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:46,646
Hm...
385
00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:48,822
And who is this?
386
00:18:49,736 --> 00:18:52,174
Oh. That is... nothing.
387
00:18:52,304 --> 00:18:53,784
Please don't look at that.
Please don't investigate.
388
00:18:53,914 --> 00:18:56,700
Now, this is a warrior.
389
00:18:56,830 --> 00:18:58,832
- Who is this?
- Uh, this is actually, um,
390
00:18:58,963 --> 00:19:00,921
just a cardboard cutout of, uh,
391
00:19:01,052 --> 00:19:03,533
Zap from the hit morning show
American Gladiators.
392
00:19:03,663 --> 00:19:05,012
Ah, yes.
393
00:19:05,143 --> 00:19:08,146
She definitely belongs
in your pantheon of heroes.
394
00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:10,366
Yeah, yeah, she was a beast.
I've had her since I was a kid.
395
00:19:10,496 --> 00:19:12,150
I actually didn't even know
I still owned it though.
396
00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:14,631
But, what are these little
indentations on her shoulders?
397
00:19:14,761 --> 00:19:16,850
Uh, nothing! Definitely not
where I hugged her too hard.
398
00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:18,722
- Dessert!
399
00:19:18,852 --> 00:19:22,204
- Dessert, everyone!
- Uh, y-you know, y-y-you
should go for dessert.
400
00:19:22,334 --> 00:19:24,249
I-I'm not really feeling
like it tonight.
401
00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:25,946
Wade! These marks.
402
00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:27,470
They seem to be everywhere.
403
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,515
Okay! Enough time with Zap.
Thank you.
404
00:19:29,646 --> 00:19:31,735
- Okay.
405
00:19:34,085 --> 00:19:35,782
I'm sorry you had to hear that.
406
00:19:37,523 --> 00:19:39,743
- So, I spent the next 14 days
407
00:19:39,873 --> 00:19:42,311
wandering through
an alien desert.
408
00:19:42,441 --> 00:19:45,183
My enemies had ambushed me
and left me for dead.
409
00:19:45,314 --> 00:19:47,620
Oh, God! Well, listen.
410
00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:49,709
Joshua wandered
for 40 years,
411
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:52,190
lost in the desert,
looking for the Promised Land,
412
00:19:52,321 --> 00:19:54,627
so big whoop about
your 14 days.
413
00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:56,107
No offense.
414
00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:58,065
Is this part of
the Jewish tradition?
415
00:19:58,196 --> 00:20:01,330
To eat pies of limes
that are key
416
00:20:01,460 --> 00:20:04,289
- and watch old movies?
- No, no Jewish. No, no.
417
00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:05,986
- God no.
- Look, I got money to spend...
418
00:20:06,117 --> 00:20:08,162
But we do like a good flick.
419
00:20:08,293 --> 00:20:11,078
This is a Whipple
family tradition.
420
00:20:11,209 --> 00:20:14,212
Every Shabbat, after dinner,
we'd eat dessert
421
00:20:15,082 --> 00:20:17,433
and then watch a movie
till the candles burned out.
422
00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:20,871
It was nice.
423
00:20:23,003 --> 00:20:25,615
Why has this tradition
been broken?
424
00:20:25,745 --> 00:20:27,181
Who knows?
425
00:20:27,312 --> 00:20:30,446
Families, they drift apart.
426
00:20:30,576 --> 00:20:33,013
Time. Yeah, well,
427
00:20:33,144 --> 00:20:35,755
I guess this is
what my life is now.
428
00:20:35,886 --> 00:20:38,192
Empty nester.
It's pitiful.
429
00:20:38,323 --> 00:20:41,152
You know, every Shabbat,
I light the candles myself.
430
00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:43,676
I make the dinner,
the whole schmear.
431
00:20:43,807 --> 00:20:46,679
I even make dessert!
432
00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:49,421
And then, I sit back
and watch one of my old movies.
433
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:53,338
You know, even when
the kids are home,
they can't be bothered.
434
00:20:54,426 --> 00:20:56,210
Hm...
435
00:20:56,341 --> 00:20:57,690
I don't understand.
436
00:20:57,821 --> 00:21:00,780
This young streetwalker
with a heart made of gold.
437
00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:03,870
Why do the others treat her
with such disdain?
438
00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:05,742
Is it so wrong
to walk the streets?
439
00:21:05,872 --> 00:21:09,702
Because they are ignorant
and judgmental, Knuchles.
440
00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:11,922
But, you wait.
441
00:21:12,052 --> 00:21:13,663
She'll get the last laugh.
442
00:21:13,793 --> 00:21:17,101
- I was in here yesterday.
You wouldn't wait on me.
- Oh...
443
00:21:17,231 --> 00:21:20,626
- You work on commission, right?
- Uh, yes.
444
00:21:20,757 --> 00:21:23,412
Big mistake. Big. Huge.
445
00:21:23,542 --> 00:21:25,849
I have to go shopping now.
446
00:21:25,979 --> 00:21:27,459
I love her.
447
00:21:30,941 --> 00:21:32,377
♪ Pretty woman!
448
00:22:12,896 --> 00:22:14,376
Miss you, Dad.
449
00:22:54,764 --> 00:22:56,896
- Shabbat Shalom.
450
00:22:59,812 --> 00:23:01,118
Well, that was a bad idea.
451
00:23:01,248 --> 00:23:03,990
- Ow! Why?!
452
00:23:04,121 --> 00:23:05,731
You got a price
on your head, Whipple.
453
00:23:07,472 --> 00:23:08,995
And I'm here to collect.
454
00:23:18,483 --> 00:23:20,267
- What's so funny?
- Oh, nothing.
455
00:23:20,398 --> 00:23:23,836
You just picked a fight
with the most dangerous
warrior in the galaxy.
456
00:23:24,663 --> 00:23:25,838
And I'm
his favorite student.
457
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:47,512
That's gonna affect resale.
458
00:23:47,643 --> 00:23:49,906
- We've got company.
459
00:24:04,181 --> 00:24:05,661
What the heck are you
supposed to be?
460
00:24:05,791 --> 00:24:08,577
- Your worst nightmare.
- Nice chains, bro.
461
00:24:08,707 --> 00:24:11,536
You look like you popped
out of a '90s video game.
462
00:24:11,667 --> 00:24:13,973
- Where do I put the quarter?
463
00:24:14,104 --> 00:24:16,062
- Smart move, genius!
464
00:24:16,193 --> 00:24:18,587
You just broke
into a house full of cops.
465
00:24:19,805 --> 00:24:22,939
You wanna give up now,
or you want me to give you
about 14 seconds?
466
00:24:23,069 --> 00:24:24,984
- Enough!
- Ah, crap.
467
00:24:33,689 --> 00:24:35,386
FBI! Oh!
468
00:24:55,580 --> 00:24:57,364
- Aah!
469
00:25:01,325 --> 00:25:03,675
Told you, loser.
470
00:25:09,202 --> 00:25:11,553
- Your move, creeps.
471
00:25:15,034 --> 00:25:16,906
- Mother Whipple!
- Knuchles.
472
00:25:17,036 --> 00:25:19,038
Protect the candles
at all costs.
473
00:25:19,169 --> 00:25:20,736
- Mm.
474
00:25:27,873 --> 00:25:30,093
♪ Ve-nismecha
475
00:25:30,223 --> 00:25:33,400
♪ Hava nagila, hava nagila
476
00:25:33,531 --> 00:25:36,882
♪ Hava nagila ve-nismecha ♪
477
00:25:37,013 --> 00:25:40,451
♪ Hava neranena,
hava neranena ♪
478
00:25:40,582 --> 00:25:44,150
♪ Hava neranena
venis'mecha ♪
479
00:25:44,281 --> 00:25:47,501
♪ Hava neranena,
hava neranena ♪
480
00:25:47,632 --> 00:25:50,940
♪ Hava neranena
venis'mecha ♪
481
00:25:51,070 --> 00:25:54,465
♪ Uru achim, belev sameach,
Uru achim, belev sameach ♪
482
00:25:54,596 --> 00:25:57,990
♪ Uru achim, belev sameach,
Uru achim, belev sameach ♪
483
00:25:58,121 --> 00:26:00,384
- ♪ Uru achim...
484
00:26:02,429 --> 00:26:05,955
- Mom!
- ♪ Belev sameach
485
00:26:06,085 --> 00:26:08,174
♪
486
00:26:08,305 --> 00:26:10,786
- Sorry about the, uh, house.
- Mm.
487
00:26:13,702 --> 00:26:15,791
- You okay?
488
00:26:15,921 --> 00:26:18,576
- Hm.
- Are you happy?
Did I miss something?
489
00:26:22,493 --> 00:26:25,148
- My kids finally
came home for Shabbat.
490
00:26:25,278 --> 00:26:27,541
- The whole family
came together.
491
00:26:27,672 --> 00:26:30,153
To protect one another,
to care for one another.
492
00:26:31,023 --> 00:26:32,634
What more
could a mother want?
493
00:26:34,766 --> 00:26:38,030
Thank you, Knuchles.
494
00:26:38,161 --> 00:26:42,426
This... is the best damn
Shabbat dinner we ever had.
495
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Good Shabbos, sweetie.
You, too, darling.
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- Thanks, Mom.
- Good Shabbos, Mom.
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♪ All the small things
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♪ True care, truth brings
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00:27:30,779 --> 00:27:33,825
♪ I'll take one lift
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♪ You're right, best trip
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00:27:37,133 --> 00:27:40,179
♪ Always, I know
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00:27:40,310 --> 00:27:43,400
♪ You'll be at my show
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♪ Watching, waiting
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♪ Commiserating
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♪ Say it ain't so,
I will not go... ♪37381
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