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Do you know why you are here?

Teachers are fed up with you.

The next time they come, I will be forced to do something about it.

And do you know what that means?

- We will be forced to expel you. - What's in it for me?

- I'll be watching TV at home. - Do you think these are jokes?

Get closer.

Get closer.

Hit me up.

I said: strike!

You don't have the courage, do you? You are a coward, as are your buddies.

Can I go now?

Yes.

Guess what?

I would very much like to know, what's on your mind right now.

- It's nine o'clock. - Already?

Will you kiss them goodnight?

Good night, twins. Do you feel?

Yes.

- How do they fit in there? - Simply put.

Do you know they feel you? They know that you will be their big brother.

Come on, young man.

- You know what, mommy? - What?

When I'm big and strong, And I'll be an astronaut....

- I'll take you to the moon. - That's nice.

- But there is one problem. - What is it?

If we both have jumpsuits, then how will you kiss me goodnight?

That is why I prefer to stay on the ground.

And when you grow up, you still won't want to have anything to do with us.

- That's not true. - Wait and you'll find out.

- Good night, my love. - Good night.

Good night, Captain Harry.

Good night, Alex.

Astronaut Alex, we need you on Earth, to save the animals.

Okay, I'm going. 3, 2, 1...

I am a monster tickler.

Monster tickler.

All right, boy, time to do your homework.

If you want to be an astronaut, when you grow up, you have to set an example.

When the twins are born, Will we all play together?

We will, but you will be the older brother, so you will have to watch out for them.

Right.

- Good? - Good.

And more importantly, the older brother does his homework, sets a good example.

- Can I count on you? - Of course you can.

I will be the best big brother in the world.

Attaboy. Here's to work.

- Let's see something else. - Alex.

Two more minutes.

- I can never watch what I want. - Because you are still too young.

That's right. That's what it's all about!

- Mom, when will there be dinner? - I don't think there will be.

Mom, what's going on?

- Dad! - Yes?

They go.

Who's coming? There were not supposed to be any guests.

- Who is going. - They are on their way.

- Are you sure? - Yes.

- Who's going? - Well, here we go.

Lean on me...

Alex...

- Honey, are you okay? - They are coming out.

- Breathe deeply. - Mom.

Come on.

- Come on, Alex, come on. - Coming.

You will stay with Max for a while.

It's going to be a rough night, But everything will be fine.

- Why can't I go with you? - Alex...

We can't worry about you. You are no longer the youngest in the family.

You are the older brother. Well?

Eric, hi. I have to go. Thanks from me to my parents.

You are no longer the most important. Start getting used to it.

Come.

Dude, lucky you, That you have a TV in your room.

My parents don't let me. They say I watch too much anyway.

Let's watch something.

I want to finish the drawing. Do you like it?

Gosh, a knife.

- Your brother? - Don't touch it.

- Then let's watch the movie. - Don't touch anything!

Girls, take it easy. What were you doing to my brother?

A meal, girls. Dinner on the table.

Meet the little sister. Isn't she cute?

Yes.

- Looks like E.T.. - Get stuff out of the trunk.

- Dinner is ready. - I'll eat later.

I hate peas. It's disgusting.

It is very healthy and rich in vitamins.

Eat it.

If you want to be an astronaut, you have to eat veggies.

Imagine that they are asteroids, and you are the monster that eats them.

All right, Captain Harry, I'll do it for you.

Did you say to me "Captain Harry?"

Don't.

Who is your friend?

A Cape Canaveral astronaut. After all, you know who I'm talking about.

As long as it convinces you to eat vegetables, then I don't mind.

Oh yes.

Alex, wake up the twins.

- The twins are sleeping. - Right.

- Alex, time for bed. - Can't I watch to the end?

No, it's late, And I want to watch the news.

Mom, please.

If you let me watch to the end, I'll wash your car for you.

Listen to your father, Alex.

- Why can't I have a TV in my room? - Because you are too young for it.

- And why can't I watch the news? - They are not for children.

You said that I am no longer a child.

In addition, everyone in the class already have TV sets in their rooms.

I already told you that I don't care, what others are doing in their homes.

The youngsters go to sleep.

- Do you know why I'm hanging it up, Dad? - What for?

To keep an eye on them.

- I will always be there for them. - What are you doing, Alex?

- Richard. - What?

- What if it fell? - It didn't fall.

- But what if? - After all, nothing has happened.

Sorry, Mom.

Alex, never do anything dangerous near the twins, okay?

- Right. - Jesus.

She just got scared. We all mess something up. Me, too.

They love you guys. So do the two screaming midgets.

Shall we count the stars?

Did you know that you can see with the naked eye Alpha Centauri from your room?

This is impossible without a telescope.

Not in my world.

91, 92, 93... Mom!

94, 95...

If they cry like this, I will sooner I will fly to the moon than fall asleep.

- What? - Sorry.

I'm sorry that I shouted. I know you meant well.

It's very hard for us to relieve them. And you don't help that way.

Calm down. Everything will be fine.

See you tomorrow.

Try, well try.

Alex, turn it down.

Immediately turn down the volume.

I thought it would be nice to have a brother and a sister. But it isn't. Hopeless!

What did I say! Mute it immediately!

It's going to be fun. You have to wait a little bit. They are still very small.

I'm tired of waiting. I can't even watch TV.

I don't know what to do with him.

Two new children. There is no taking it lightly.

Parents are not perfect, But they are trying.

They will love you for life, no matter what.

Do you smoke, Captain Harry?

I can assure you, young man,

That smoking was prohibited during the program,

And we were in the capsule for more than six weeks.

Houston, we have a problem.

One guy decided to have a smoke and we are just burning in space.

Oh God, I'm about to flo...

Dear Dad, buy me a TV.

Daddy, I want a TV.

TELEVISION

- Put yourself in his place... - Are you free to do so?

He is 8 years old. I, at his age, was constantly watching TV and it didn't hurt me.

Now it's different. The programs contain more violence and are completely stupid.

- There were promotions at the corner store. - So you made a decision,

Without taking into account what I think about it. Nice. Thank you very much.

It's impossible to talk to you lately.

Mission successfully completed.

TV is a big responsibility. We put a lot of trust in you.

You have half an hour a day, and when we tell you to turn it off, you turn it off.

I don't mind. The important thing is that I have a TV in my room.

- I love you very much! - I love you too.

It was an audacious and deadly attack....

South of the mountains...

increase security...

we will do everything to...

Alex, dinner!

Why did you lock it? What are you doing there with that?

Tell me where he is.

- How was school? - Good.

Mom, I'm going to bed.

- You haven't eaten anything. - I'm done.

- Nice tie, dad. - Where are you going?

Lie down.

I want you to write, what you want to be when you grow up.

But I don't want to read about it, That you want to be famous and rich.

I would like to know why a particular job is important to you.

Thank you. We conclude for today.

Essay topic: Who I will be when I grow up.

My name is Alex and I am 10 years old.

I may look like a child, But I'm already an adult.

I am very ambitious.

My life will be filled with exciting adventures.

I have many soldiers in the room.

I've called some of them....

Patton, Montgomery, MacArthur, Ryan, Colonel Kurtz, John Rambo.

When I was smaller, I wanted to be an astronaut.

Now I think that on the moon I would be bored and feel lonely.

Besides, last I heard, man has not landed on the moon at all,

and Armstrong was filmed by Kubrick.

The Great Stanley Kubrick.

I like the bloody battles of my soldiers.

I like to aim my guns at the twins.

All those quarrels at home are always their fault.

My dad helped decorate my room.

Mom didn't like it, But she had to accept it.

He doesn't like flags or guns.

But mothers can always be persuaded.

Dad says I'm already big, so I can do what I want.

Anyway, what's wrong with that?

Television is full of armed people in foreign countries.

Everything important is on television.

I am a man of action, or at least that's what I want to be.

However, before I become such, I need to learn all about the war.

Because when I grow up, I want to be a soldier.

I am Sgt. John Cluster, the most decorated in this platoon.

Admittedly, you are for now the only member of of this secret, elite government unit,

But when you are flipped to the other side of the world,

you will get to know your brothers and you will protect them.

- Just like they did to you. Did you understand? - That's right.

- Yes, sir. - Yes, sir.

Prepare for inspection, soldier.

Need further instructions Can we continue?

I have 15 years of experience in professional impression giving.

And you can believe me that it's nothing nice, When it's the enemy who is digging into you.

You will do what I tell you to do, when I tell you to do it, then we'll get along.

I am first class, I am first class.

I am the best at everything. And I serve my homeland.

Sgt. John Cluster, at your service, Private Head.

Follow up.

I'm ready to grow up.

I couldn't be more proud.

We are the only ones who matter now.

- No one else. Do you understand, soldier? - Yes, sir!

We are brothers.

And nothing can stand in the way of the family.

We are now a family. Don't forget that, Private.

Pediatrician, Dr. Connor. Honey, it's late. We're going to be late...

What are you wearing? Are you out of your mind? Your hair!

Why are you dressed like that? Sorry.

- From now on I belong to the infantry, Mom. - No.

- By the hair. - Never mind, hurry up or we won't make it.

You haven't even had breakfast yet.

Oh my goodness!

Watch out. Watch out.

- Honey, you have to see it. - What are you...?

- Mom's vase made a bye, bye. - What are you doing? This is not funny.

Go see your son better, if that seems funny to you.

Alex, are you in the room?

I thought you were going to be an astronaut.

Wait.

- Is this my uniform? - Yes, sir!

You look good in it.

Toast! God!

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Thank you.

And thank you very much For coming again.

I have been organizing this for many years.

And yet, it is a great pleasure, Because we are here together. Like a family.

- What a bunch of bullshit. - Pojeb Max.

And now one of our best students Will play the piano.... Max?

- What name was it supposed to be? - Adolf Hitler.

Come here, dung.

- Did you dress up as Charlotte? - No, I'm Groucho Marx.

- And who has heard of this bitch? - You look like a clown.

No matter.

Be warned. I hate snitches.

I'm watching you. I will break your legs.

What I like most in the world is watching war movies and eating popcorn.

Every time they kill someone, I celebrate it with popcorn.

Then I let go from the beginning and it turns out that the soldiers are alive again.

You can undo death. Something amazing.

Maybe one day someone will be able to do it for me.

What have you done to your hair?

Remember how you shaved Bobby's head? How you said it was for his benefit?

Bobby? Our old dog? Do you still remember him?

Alex, you have to distinguish some things. There is reality and there is fiction.

There are animals and there are people. There are friends and imaginary friends,

Who should have disappeared, When you were nine years old.

And you now have 10.

Dad, please. Harry is long gone.

Richard, will you help me with the bath?

Help your mother. You have nothing to worry about.

The best part is that one day, When I become a soldier,

amazing adventures will be waiting for me.

I will paint my face green And be able to use machine guns.

You will invade countries And destroy fields,

Where they grow those hideous vegetables, that you hate so much.

- For pure fun. - Brussels sprouts.

You will bombard them, Until they cease to exist at all.

Spinach.

You will eliminate any fields of spinach,

As well as all other plants, which cannot be eaten.

You will protect other children From such terrible meals.

Very good, Max. Now help Paula finish the task.

I see three errors In the first line, Alex.

Not counting my friend, Sgt, I learn soldiering skills from the computer.

I started to break my own records, which didn't happen very often before.

I killed 234 enemies in just 10 minutes.

They were dropping like flies, one by one.

When I become a soldier, I will have to do various sports.

I like to watch field hockey with my dad.

He always says that the matches are like 16-minute battles to the death.

Foul? What f... Did you see that?

- Yes, fuck you! - Who let you say that?

Goool yes!

Watching sports on television teaches me hand-to-hand combat.

Instead of a ball, we have a grenade.

And instead of a trainer, Sgt. John Cluster.

He says that one day I will fight with many people around the world.

When I watch the game, I see warfare.

Good night.

- Love. - Yes?

- I have to go back to the office. - You've got to be kidding.

- No, they just called. - I've had enough of that.

- I've had enough of this! - But what is it about...?

Ellen is sick again.

I know it is! Can you calm down a bit?

Soothe?

How am I supposed to calm down, When you don't know what you're doing?

- Is it not known? - Yes!

I harangue all day long for this family....

- What would we do without my work? - And do you know how much I'm harping on?

They say there will be cuts.

The best thing about being a soldier is, That you don't have to get married.

You bind yourself only to your homeland. And with her there is no divorce.

Parents are always arguing.

It's all because of the freaking twins.

Before they didn't show up, it was better. It was great.

Admittedly, you weren't here yet. You were on a mission, but...

Once you have enlisted, I will take you with me on the mission.

Really?

There will be so much to do and see, That you will quickly forget about your family.

And all these problems.

You will have new friends, companions, a new family.

- And many enemies. - Where will we go?

When I become a soldier, I will join the United States Army.

They have the best vehicles, the best bombs

And they spend on defense, or rather offense, more than other countries combined.

That's a lot of money, Sgt.

We can thank American taxpayers.

They are good people who make the The world becomes a better place.

But you have to be ready to pay a high price for it.

- What price is that? - Your life, son.

Yes, I know. But I can't stop thinking about it.

About what, serial? About the day when God will descend from heaven

And take you out in the heat of battle?

You look around, seeing all those boys, dropping like flies.

And you know you'll be next.

I am sure. When I grow up, I will be an American.

I will live as an American And I will die as an American.

- What are you doing, dad? - Alex, why are you still awake?

What are you doing on the couch?

My snoring bothers my mother, and lately it's been getting worse,

So she asked me, me to sleep on the couch.

- You are lying. Stop. - Alex.

- That's because you're fighting again, right? - I swear it's not.

Promise never to leave us.

Alex, what are you talking about?

Just promise me, That the three of us will always be together.

Probably more like five.

I don't like twins. They look at me strangely.

I have not heard a word from them all this time.

Certainly when they start talking already,

will have a lot of good to say about their little brother.

Promise never to leave us.

I promise. I will never leave you.

- Come. I'll take you to bed. - No. I have an idea.

You should buy your mother flowers.

Like in the movies.

- It always makes them happy. - That's a great idea, son.

I will take care of it. Everything will be fine.

Thank you.

Don't forget the flowers.

At school I like to draw soldiers, samurai, tanks, aircraft carriers, bombs, machine guns.

I also like to paint my enemies.

I always imagine, That the brush is a weapon.

I butcher them all. They end up covered in blood.

Art is a reflection of how, how we perceive the world.

We have two excellent examples of this.

This is Max, Who sees a world full of color

And beautiful landscapes, like Monet's.

Fucking nerd. He would push A golf ball through a sloop.

Shall I paint you, young man? I don't think he believes me.

But what Alex painted is dark, gloomy and apocalyptic, like Munch's.

There are only two ways. Either mine, or neither.

I think there is still a lack of blood here. What do you think?

I really enjoy learning biology, especially if it concerns the secrets of the human body.

In this way, I will get to know even better opponent's weak points.

And I will make even better use of my weapons.

When enemies are captured in war for captivity, one can experiment on them.

And for this you need extensive knowledge.

What do you mean you don't eat anything green?

Vegetables contain many vitamins, essential for your body.

Alex, you are acting like a small child.

Listen, I don't give a damn, what you say to me.

My mother takes such vitamins every day. Like Neo - red or blue.

And do you know what happens if he takes the wrong one? He'll skimp again.

Do you think Neo would like it? What no!

To make me lose my hair? To get stabbed in the back?

No, so shut the fuck up! I'm not eating it.

- You're done! - Yes.

Because you've just earned for a whole week of an empty plate.

Against the wall!

Great. Instead of looking at this crap, I'll be able to look at the wall.

- Look at what a messed up clown we have here. - Zach, up against the wall!

Fine, but if you piss me off, I'll tell my parents you hit me.

- They won't believe you. - Want to make a bet?

Against the wall!

At school, I also learned that some soldiers are strong and others are weak.

The weak can sometimes win a battle, But never a war.

This one is only for the strongest.

Right.

Did you like it? And now it's time for the presentation of awards.

First prize goes to Max and Paula. Great job.

Here you have the diploma, and the prize is this adorable chick.

Take care of them. Applause for them.

The following prize is won by Judith and Nicholas...

I learned a lot of things from television that will come in handy when I become a soldier.

For example, nature documentaries. I love watching them.

- If my parents find out, they'll kill me. - Who would care? Just don't show your face.

As soon as there is action, it's not some boring crap.

The stronger survives. Just like in war.

I like to watch animals that eat Each other. They kill each other.

The stronger always defeats the weaker. Even when that one is bigger.

If you have a weapon, you become stronger.

The first thing a soldier receives, is a rifle.

Even when it's small.

Do you have the balls to do it?

Don't make that face. Just do it.

Good, but don't film.

I will be filming.

Bye, bye.

See you in hell.

- Please take a seat. - Thank you.

All the teachers complain about Alex.

The director thought it would be a good would be good to talk about it.

Alex is going through a strange time, But he's a good kid.

Maybe at home yes, But not in the classroom.

- Have there been any changes at home? - Twins.

TV.

One day Alex and his friend stole a chick from a classmate.

Sorry, you understand, What does this prove?

Alex likes animals.

Children like Alex, often downplay the violence.

They start by torturing small animals.

This makes them feel powerful. As if they were masters of life and death.

- Not my Alex. - I understand that.

it's hard to raise a child these days.

We live in a world where reprimand in a public place

can be seen as harming the child.

We are breeding a generation of of potential tyrants,

Who do not understand, That "no" means "no."

They are accustomed to having their every whim is immediately catered to.

They are unable to acknowledge a different situation.

That's why they react so violently.

The point is that whining in a 3-year-old is something different from that of a 16-year-old.

Children need to be corrected. They need to be educated.

Sometimes this can cause frustration.

It is necessary to be able to say "no" to them.

To teach them that they are not the center of the universe, That the world does not revolve around them.

These are the rules and whether they like it, or not, they have to follow them,

Otherwise they will meet the consequences.

When I become a soldier, I will travel to many countries, in many different ways.

By boat, by helicopter, by submarine, on horseback, by tank, and best of all, by airplane.

I love them. They are amazing.

- Are you listening to me? - Yes.

I have to work, mom has to work, take care of the children.

We're all tired... And then there's this.

- I can't believe it. - So don't believe it.

Playing basketball Keeps me in shape.

When I hit the war, I will prove to them, That I am the strongest,

bravest of all. Let the enemy better be prepared,

Because if I have to, I will crush him.

Fucking turd! I'll break your leg next time.

You stole something from my brother.

It was his. He had earned it for himself. Get away from him! We understand each other!

Just try to fucking touch him, and I'll be the one to break your legs!

My buddies and I train near the school.

- Sometimes it ends in bruises. - Keep your head up, soldier.

Don't take your eyes off your opponent.

Guys, we have company.

Who are you?

We are going to play tag. Do you feel like it?

Fucking New York whores,

May it be a petition for divorce.

I told you they were a bunch of idiots. Let's go.

If a teacher catches you, you're screwed.

I don't give a damn.

- How would you like to explain to your father.... - Keep.

He stares all the time.

Damn!

When I got injured, I was proud to have a war wound

And I did not shed a single tear.

Pain means you are not dead yet.

There are two types of soldiers in war.

Those who cry, And those who do not.

I will never cry.

To feel pain is a human trait. To rise above it - a soldier's.

To cry is to be afraid.

And the soldier is not afraid of anything.

A good soldier is trained, To ignore pain,

weather conditions, to survive by taking advantage of nature.

Eat things that you You puke like a cat.

The goal is only one. Elimination of the enemy.

- To death. - Yes, sir.

- Yes, sir! - Yes, sir!

I asked the drawing teacher for some of Alex's artwork.

Have you seen them?

Do they look normal to you?

Because for me, definitely not.

They show that your son has no empathy for the suffering of others.

They show an unhealthy fascination with violence.

A few years ago there was a boy, similar to your son.

He was killed by two 14-year-old girls.

In a sneaky way, they lured him into an abandoned farmhouse,

Where they brutally stabbed him to death.

Once they confessed, they claimed they did it because,

That they wanted to see for themselves, what it feels like to kill someone.

We would like to tell you something very important.

- He has an imaginary friend. - Many children do.

It's common. A product of the subconscious.

What does all this have to do With my son?

Our personalities are divided into two parts.

Consciousness and subconsciousness.

In the subconscious there are repressed impulses and desires.

In this case, Alex compensates for his lack of attention

an imaginary friend.

Did any of you as a child Had an imaginary friend?

- No. - Yes, I had.

A fairy who accompanied me everywhere.

It's possible that Alex takes after you.

My son wants to be a soldier, when he grows up. That's all.

Personally I don't see anything wrong with it.

He's nuts about military stuff. The room is full of soldiers,

War posters, flags and other things, that such a kid should have.

Richard... I absolutely hate these flags.

But since you don't you don't listen to me anymore,

- then we won't get anywhere. - Amy, now?

My son is 10 years old.

It is good that he can decorate the room according to his own preferences.

Am I wrong?

Yes, freedom is good, But there must be limits,

And for Alex right now they would be very useful.

Mom, no. Mom, please don't.

The cholera.

Do you surrender, soldier?

Fowl.

- Richard! - I am.

What?

- Take care of them. - Good.

Were you going to prepare dinner? No, so...

- Where is Alex? - I don't know.

- Mom is angry with me. - And what were you thinking?

- He has every right. - Richard, you have a message.

Take care of them.

- Are you all right? - And why not?

When I grow up, I want to be an important soldier.

According to the sergeant, if I'm brave enough brave enough, one day I will rule the world,

I will command a great army.

Everyone will do what I tell them to do.

- Corporal. It's time for an exercise. - That's right.

I see a lot of scum around, The yolks themselves.

Send the commies back to the devil.

The old ones are useless.

Kill that communist cunt. You're dead.

Immigrants. They are all parasites.

Never trust the blinders. They are spies of the Vietcong.

Flood the city with red, soldier. Kill them!

When I rule the world, they better be ready.

I will teach them a lesson. I will crush them, I will spit on them.

I will lock them up. Yes, they will go to jail.

They will keep their hands up for so long, Until I am no longer able to.

Then they will learn. If I have to, I will torture them.

If they disobey, I will kill them.

It would be better if they didn't annoy me.

You need to practice more.

- Give me a wave. - You want it, you got it.

One day I will cut off Max's balls.

Yeah, right.

- I have enough balls to do more than just that. - Close.

What the hell are you...?

- Alex, can you tell me what you are doing? - I piss on the floor, cunt.

Back. Where are you going? Get back here, boys!

I warned you that it was necessary to set some limits, and now...

And now he's peeing in the teacher's shoes.

You say he loves his mom. Does she agree?

Now we won't be so polite.

Everything now depends on you.

Do you know why mom is crying?

Look at me. Do you know why?

How do we feel today, young people? Better?

Do you know why you are here?

Do you miss your mom?

Do you feel pain?

Mom, how can I fix this? I promise not to do it again.

- Please say. - I don't know, Alex.

I don't know.

Sorry, Mommy.

I promise not to do it again. I will be polite.

- Will you? - Yes, mommy.

- Will you be good at school? - Yes, mommy.

I like it when you read.

Curious?

Would you like fries for dinner?

Keep.

Come here.

Fly, fly!

Enjoy.

Now your mom is bringing you back?

Shall we get busy?

My God.

- Although does he wave? - It doesn't.

- I smoked the pipes, and you don't want to? - No, man.

- I'm going to class. - Don't be a wimp.

Mommy doesn't allow it?

- No, and you're eating your own. - Fuck off.

Go back where you crawled from, you fucking loser.

It is a pleasure to teach you. You guys are so talented.

Take a look at this. Isn't it wonderful?

Oh my God...

Alex...

Did you do it?

Take a look at this...

- What the heck? - Shit.

- Did you do this shit? - Shut up and leave me alone.

- Colleagues are right. - I don't care.

I promised my mother that I would be good. She won't cry anymore because of me.

Besides, I don't want to be a soldier anymore. I want to be an astronaut.

We will still count.

- Get up, Alex. - Faggot.

Instead of messing with him, you're the one lying to yourself.

What did that psychologist do to you? Fucking brainwashed you?

- How the fuck do you know about the psychologist? - Everyone at school knows you're confused.

- Fuck off! - Fuck both of you!

You are a fart. Go have a cry with Max.

- Hi. - Get lost, stupid.

I know I've been a mean ass, But I want us to be friends again.

- Good. - Thanks, man.

Do I really have to start over?

- Yes. - Why?

You have to start from the beginning. You must.

Can I ask you something?

Why is it better be good than bad?

Because.

people will like you more,

You teach others to love, When you are good.

Bad people always get what they deserve.

- I don't know what is right. - You will learn.

But I don't know what to write about.

Well... But don't tell anyone, that I helped you with your homework.

Promise.

"My name is Alex and when I grow up, I want to be an astronaut."

- But I don't know if I want to. - What do you mean you don't know?

You like to fly, don't you? Do you want to fly to the moon?

Yes, but I don't see too much Kish for months in a capsule

With some guys, eat dried food

And pills to take pictures.

And if I put a flag there, no one will see it anyway.

Even with the help of professional telescopes.

"My name is Alex and when I grow up, I want to be an astronaut."

"I will fly to the moon in a huge spaceship."

- And will I be able to photograph the cosmos? - Of course.

- And it's cooler than flying? - Much more so.

- You have a message, dad. - Give me the phone.

This is from... Maria.

Give it to me.

- Who is Maria? - Don't touch my stuff, okay?

- Is she a friend of mom's? - No, she's my friend.

Let's forget about it.

- And is it some kind of secret or something? - Yes, something like that.

So if I keep it to myself And I won't tell anyone,

then maybe you could give me again TV to my room?

We can think about it. Maybe go to your room now.

Go to your room.

Look who we have here. Our asshole.

I just came to pee.

- Do you want one? - Don't.

- Are you afraid? - Don't.

- What's going to happen? - Take it away from in front of my face.

Are you smoking again? I will have to finally talk to your parents.

But I didn't do anything. I just came to pee.

Of course, you never do anything.

You were polite for a few days, But I see that you haven't changed at all.

There is no point in being good!

Hi, sweetheart. Are you having a good time?

- Striped shirt? - Don't you like it?

Of course I like it.

Wait, something else.

Wait until the guys in the platoon find out about this carelessness.

What carelessness?

Mommy buys a boy striped clothes.

- You can not wear such in the jungle, soldier. - Just like that. Let your friends see you.

- What brand is it? - The brand? Are you kidding me?

You are a brand yourself.

Forget about fashion. Mom had best intentions when buying them.

And that's what counts.

Again? For mommy?

Delicious.

- Alex, this is disgusting. - But it's not me, it's him.

- Is it nice to put the blame on your brother like that? - After all, I say it's not me.

- Calm down. - There's no point in being good!

I said: calm down.

What the fuck are you wearing?

You look like you're from the Vienna Choir.

Is it just me Or does he look like a fool?

Now you do everything, What does mommy tell you to do?

Alex... just ignore them.

The cholera.

- So now you're best friends? - Go away.

Did you show him the film? Probably not.

- It should hit theaters. - I said: go away.

Fall!

We take the chicken, pour in the gasoline

Throw in a match and.... boom.

You probably don't believe him, do you?

Don't film me.

You are a pig and you know what? You're pathetic,

You dress like a girl.

He's right.

Change your clothes, you snotty moron.

Vietcong. They will hit you from a tree 500 meters away.

This beauty thinks you are a girl.

I don't know which is worse, Lieutenant.

Stop being so dramatic. He's been afraid of me since fourth grade.

What am I supposed to do?

Let them burn, like my chicken, Slowly let them suffer.

You talk just like Alex. Like his buddies.

- Don't talk like that. - Sorry.

- If you want, we can talk With your parents. - I am not a snitch.

Don't worry, from now on they won't touch you anymore.

If someone will just try, I'll take care of it.

Brother's word.

- You killed Rambo! Why did you do that? - What are you doing to your brother?

He messed up my Rambo and did it on purpose.

- He is still a child. - I don't give a damn. He's an asshole.

Stop. I won't let you speak like that. Understood?

I don't give a damn. I hate them both.

Are you going to hit me again?

- I'm sorry, stop, I... - I hate you! I hate you!

I don't know what's going on with you.

- Mom told me what you did, and.... - I want my TV back.

What?

I said that I wanted my television back.

After what you did, Are you asking for a TV?

You are an ungrateful, spoiled child.

If he does not come back to me, I will tell my mother about the cell phone.

- What about the cell phone? - About our little secret.

You dare not.

Please, dad. Excuse me. Will you give me the TV back?

I thought we had a deal.

Pepper dung.

Suck it up, rag.

Great. You are a fast learner. You are my best student.

I love the smell of popcorn in the morning.

When I am a soldier, I will be able to curse.

I will challenge my enemies For days on end.

Coming!

Fucking bitch. Zero privacy.

Honey... can you come over here?

You are big enough, To understand what we have to say.

Your mother and I are not getting along too much lately. You've probably noticed.

Sometimes it happens.

We decided to separate.

- Don't you guys love each other anymore? - Of course we love each other.

But in a different way.

Our problems affect you, and we can't let that happen.

So you guys are splitting up because of me.

No, love. For you.

If it's for me, I don't want it.

Unfortunately, that's not how it works.

You promised me that we would always be together.

I promised never to leave you. And I will.

- It's all because of the fucking twins. - No, Alex, it has nothing to do with them.

I hate you, Dad.

I hate it!

Alex, no...

- Open. - Walk away.

I will not leave. Open.

No Alex. Open the door.

Don't let them push you around, soldier.

A soldier never gives up.

The case must go on. The case must continue.

Yes, sir.

- I hate you, go away! - I'm not going anywhere, Alex.

- I hate you! - Tough.

I'm not going anywhere.

You're lying!

- I will stay here until you open. - I won't open it.

You can sit there. I don't give a damn!

- Surrender, motherfucker! - Surrender, motherfucker!

- Fucking turds! - Fucking turds!

- Bite the soil and die! - Bite the soil and die!

- I'll fuck your hen mothers! - I will fuck through your hen mothers!

- Louder, damn it! - I'm going to fuck your fucking mothers!

- How tall are you, Private? - One meter forty-five, sir.

Damn, Mother of God, I didn't know, That shit could be so high.

You should get into the Guinness Book of Records

As the biggest crap, That walks and talks!

Now spit!

Don't stare as if the chink had whacked your horse with sandpaper. Spit!

But so with feeling. As if you were spitting in the face of the enemy.

Spit all your anger! All your hatred! Spit, damn it!

Listen to me, boy...

I may be an arrogant jerk, But I'm not an arrogant jerk.

I may be a bastard, But I'm not a scurrilous bastard.

Everything I do, I do properly, To turn you into the best soldier,

Which you can only be. Do you understand me, Alex?

Yes, sir!

I would like to be a soldier already.

Like those child soldiers. When I see them on TV, I get jealous.

I bet they have an amazing experience. No school, no teachers,

Nor the crap, That we have to learn.

They have real weapons. Even girls can be soldiers.

They even let them smoke.

They are so lucky And they are great.

It is a pity that children can't be soldiers.

I would send the twins to the enemy and I wouldn't have to see them again.

I will have to find another way to do it.

Go ahead, get it.

Zasmarkańce.

The bus is running, come on.

Fucking nits.

One of my favorite things Are water bombs.

They fall to the ground and make.... boom.

They are like clouds. Better and cooler.

They shimmer in many colors And they burst everything.

- Alex! - What?

My patience has run out. It can't go on like this any longer.

Patience! Never, but never never use that word with me!

If you fuck like a whore, I'll fuck you like a whore.

What did you say?

I said that if you fuck like a whore, I'll fuck you like a whore!

You are expelled!

I shit myself. You look like a whore, Not a teacher, bitch!

Where are you going? Hello, sweetie, how are you?

We need to talk to each other.

You will end up dead or with a broken neck. The choice is yours.

Come on over here.

Well, what are you going to do to me, boy? Well, what are you going to do?

Momentum.

Aren't you hungry sometimes? You are. You always are.

So you're going to sew some shit right now.

Fowl.

Wait a minute, Private.

I heard that the more people you kill, the more they pay you.

When I am a soldier, I will make a fortune.

This way I will be able to help my parents. I will give them half of what I earn.

- He beats him. - What?

Alex said, That he would take care of your brother.

Where?

Chew shit!

- Chew that shit! - Let me go!

Enough is enough, Alex, he has already learned his lesson.

- Leave it. - Shut up!

I am a soldier. I have to complete the task.

- You still have a lot to learn. - I am a soldier!

Is it?

This is not some movie, you are still a child,

living in the real world.

You yourself taught me how to be a soldier, So shut up!

I don't know which one of you is better. I will decide for myself.

Go ahead and chew on it!

I only had in mind your welfare. You know that.

But it went down very unpleasantly.

Even if I lose an arm or a leg, I won't care.

Because I will look like Blackbeard, And I like pirates a lot.

In addition, I will get many medals.

It will be to my face with them.

I will be a superhero.

What the fuck are you doing to my brother? You fucking bastard!

What are you doing to him? Now, you've fucking lost the plot!

- Are you okay? Are you okay? - Yes.

I know that being a soldier is a very dangerous occupation.

I don't give a damn. I know I'll never die anyway,

Because I am so brave, That they will never catch me.

No one runs faster than me. No one will ever catch up with me.

Fuck off!

Stupid fucker!

You cunt!

This is for my brother!

Fucking asshole!

- Am I going to die? - Yes.

I'm not ready yet. I'm only 10 years old. Help me.

A soldier must be at all times ready to die.

- Do you understand me, Private? - Yes, sir.

- Louder so I can hear you. - Yes, sir.

- Will my death be in vain? - Probably yes, son.

- Likely. - Will we see you at Alpha Centauri?

Yes, we will see you On Alpha Centauri.

Concluding this essay, I would like to write, That I want to become a soldier,

Who is changing this world for the better.

The old people destroyed it, And now I'm supposed to fix it.

You are behaving badly.

You tell me not to fight, But you yourself do not stop.

You say to keep the planet clean, but what about you?

You do things, For which you want to punish me.

You tell me not to leave anything on plate, and you keep throwing food away.

You say that killing is wrong, But you never stop.

Because of you, the world has become a A disgusting place.

So I don't know what you are complaining about.

Everything I know, I learned from you.

Mom, I think we have communication problem.

Come. It's already late.

Let's go to sleep.

I WANT TO BE A SOLDIER

direction

Society is changing.

We now openly declare ourselves as pacifists.

We advocate human rights.... But also for the death penalty.

We support actions against injustice

and violence in countries at war.

And even in our own homes hosts violence and insult.

We are not interested in, what our children are watching on TV.

They are watching war crimes...

cruelty, violence more graphic, than we can imagine.

We eat lunches and dinners, watching these atrocities on the screen.

And it seems to us completely normal.

That it's not a bad thing. But something else happens then.

Our children imitate everything they see. And we forget about it.