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You think Ben's gonna
let us take the van into town?
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Ha, good luck with that.
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Seriously?
I can't go in the woods.
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I am not pissing or
shitting for three days.
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Oh come on, I thought you ladies
were tougher than that.
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You're gonna let me
borrow the van, right?
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Yes, I'll let you borrow the
van. But you're gonna be missing out.
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On what?
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On being one with nature.
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Please.
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What, before we had the niceties
of indoor plumbing,
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that's how man connected with nature
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by pissing and shitting in the woods.
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Well, woman is taking man's van
to the nearest porcelain throne
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or else nature will be the only thing
man gets to connect with this weekend.
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Woman gets what woman wants.
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Damn skippy I do, hmm.
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And since it's your birthday you just
might get what you want to!
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Okay.
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Let's go!
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What's up your butt?
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Nothing yet.
Let's keep it that way.
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I mean you could have at least
checked him out, what if he was hot?
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I'm not gonna hook up with some
guy in a random bathroom.
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He probably would have
slit your throat.
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Or stuffed it.
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What? Eww.
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You just got out of a
relationship, right?
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Yes, I am back on the market.
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I'm just saying, it may be time
to do a litle whoring around.
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What?
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Are we not talking about that?
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Why did I come?
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Because I asked you to?
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Why did you do that?
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Because you're my friend, and
I need somebody to have fun with
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while these two are screwing
each other's brains out.
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Yeah so...
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When does the fun start?
40
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How about right now?
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I like it.
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Oooh, gimmie, gimmie,
gimmie, gimmie, gimmie.
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Yoink!
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No water, no electricity.
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Nice one.
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No reception though.
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I think we'll manage.
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Guys it's gonna be awesome.
Grab your shit!
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Well now that I know I can pee
in a toilet like a civilized human
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I kinda wish I would've
gotten Ben a birthday present.
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Aww ya know, you just being
here, it's enough for him, but
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if you really wanted to get him
something...
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What?
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Scuze me.
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What is she doing?
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God only knows.
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All right, so there's two
bedrooms in the back.
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Girls in one, guys in one.
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You're not sleeping with Cat?
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Oh I'm gonna sleep with her,
I'm just not gonna 'sleep' with her.
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It's some weird promise
she made to her mother.
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Really?
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Ooh, we have a deck!
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So who was he?
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Who?
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The guy.
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Oh that was Mark, he's gonna
come to the party tonight.
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Cat.
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00:10:07,315 --> 00:10:08,816
What?
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It's your boyfriend's birthday.
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Yeah!
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So you invited a stranger to
your boyfriend's birthday party?
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So?
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All right, it's none of my
business.
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Josh, you need to loosen up a
little bit.
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Want a little something to get
you in the mood?
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No, not right now.
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No
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Ok, but don't you rain on my
parade cake boy!
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So that's your old roomate.
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Yep.
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She's special.
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Yep.
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What's a cake boy?
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Do you want the left,
or the right?
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Uhh...
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Relax man,
I'll sleep on the couch.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah, it's not a big deal.
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As long as I can keep my stuff
in here though.
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00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:51,961
Yeah, that's fine,
not a problem.
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Get your trunks on,
let's go swimming.
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No, I did not bring trunks.
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Who doesn't bring trunks? Here,
I got a spare pare.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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So is it like, a lake?
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Well yeah, it's a nice little
walk from here, not too bad.
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00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:13,357
But it's not like,
gross or anything, right?
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00:12:13,357 --> 00:12:16,557
No, nice and clean.
Come on, let's go!
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00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:23,075
I like the little froggy.
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He's cute.
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You ladies ready?
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Bitch, we've been ready.
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00:12:30,624 --> 00:12:32,624
Josh, hurry up!
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00:12:37,965 --> 00:12:39,216
What's this?
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00:12:39,216 --> 00:12:41,302
What's what?
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Where are the red briefs
I bought you?
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I didn't bring those.
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Go look in the leg of
your spare blue jeans.
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Look at what I'm wearing,
look at what I'm wear-
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I dress sexy for you all the time.
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The least you could do is
wear something sexy for me.
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Quid pro quo.
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But on my birthday?
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Your birthday is in jeapordy if you don't go
in there and change into those briefs.
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Fine.
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Go!
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Get!
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I swear to God, I gotta put a
shock collar on him next.
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Josh, did your ex ever
tell you what to wear.
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All the time?
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No.
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Well-
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You're lucky.
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What's taking so long?
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I thought we were supposed
to be the slow ones.
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Are you ladies ready to pass
judgment on Josh?
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Yes!
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00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:07,802
Judgement shall be passed!
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00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:15,229
Yes! Woo!
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Josh rocks!
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Very nice.
134
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:18,856
We love Josh!
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00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:23,237
Why does he get to wear trunks,
and I don't?
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00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:26,365
Because he's nobody's
bitch anymore.
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00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:27,408
Oh, and I am?
138
00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:29,408
Yes! You're my bitch!
139
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,207
Oh...
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This better be a Hell of a
birthday present.
141
00:14:44,508 --> 00:14:46,508
Oh, you're gonna love it.
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To the woods!
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Boys first.
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00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:54,310
We go first?
145
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:55,519
Yeah, you guys go first.
146
00:14:55,519 --> 00:14:56,729
Why?
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Spiders.
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Spiders?
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00:14:58,355 --> 00:14:58,898
Yeah!
150
00:14:58,898 --> 00:14:59,648
I hate spiders.
151
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I don't care.
152
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:03,651
You'll be fine.
153
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:07,500
You have not yet learned,
that is better to just do what I say
154
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Because that makes everyone happy.
155
00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:12,786
I don't know why we can't
just go to the beach like normal people.
156
00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:14,496
We are going to a beach,
there's a beach at the lake!
157
00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:16,081
It's a dirty, gross lake.
158
00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:18,781
How do you know?
You've never been there.
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00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:32,723
So... I have a favor to ask you.
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00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:34,016
Yeah?
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It's about Ben's birthday present.
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00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:36,518
Oh yeah, what'd ya get him?
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A faberge egg.
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What?
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00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:40,731
No, I'm gonna fuck his brains out!
166
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:42,733
Don't you guys do that like,
all the time?
167
00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:47,738
Well yeah, but there's all these things that he wants to try,
and I'm like, eww.
168
00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:49,238
So I figured I could do one of those
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or you could help me with something
that would be so super duper awesome
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it would totally blow his mind,
and he'd never forget!
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What are you talking about?
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The three of us.
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Oh my God.
174
00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:04,546
What?
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00:16:04,546 --> 00:16:07,007
I can't believe you just asked
me to be in a three way.
176
00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:10,094
People do it.
It's not weird.
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I can't make out with Ben.
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00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:12,096
Why not?
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I can't make out with you!
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00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:14,098
Why not?
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Because I'm just not into that.
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You're not into that.
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Really?
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00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:23,190
How do you even know
he's into me?
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Trust me. He is.
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You're serious.
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Mmm Hmm.
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He's your boyfriend.
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Sharing is caring.
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Oh my God.
191
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:41,458
You know, we just have to do it
like, you know one time
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We'll take a vow of secrecy.
193
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On this wild and crazy weekend
194
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we'll never have to talk
about it again.
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Even just a little bit would be
so awesome.
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00:16:49,890 --> 00:16:51,885
Please, please, please, please,
please think about it?
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I'll think about it.
198
00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:54,888
Yes! Thank you, thank you,
thank you.
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I didn't say yes!
200
00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:59,390
Well thank you for thinking
about it.
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00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:04,148
Is there anything I couldn't do?
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Girrrrrl,
this is gonna be some fun!
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00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:11,989
Shit!
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00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:15,451
Ah, get it off me, get it off, get it off,
get it off, get it off get it off!
205
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:17,077
Would you calm down?
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00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:18,577
Calm down, I don't see anything!
207
00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:20,414
- What happened?
- Is it in my hair?
208
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:21,832
No, I don't see anything.
209
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:22,833
Just check, just check it!
210
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,501
What happened?
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I don't, uh there's spiders.
212
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:27,755
Dude, would you calm down, I
don't see anything.
213
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All that for a spider?
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I don't do spiders.
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00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:34,094
Oh my god, that dance though.
216
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Oh shut up.
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You lost your shit.
218
00:17:37,363 --> 00:17:39,691
They have eight eyeballs,
they have eight eyeballs
219
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and then they wrap their prey up.
220
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:44,319
And they suck the juice out of them,
while they're still alive, okay?
221
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So this next one is all you.
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You go first this time,
and the next one is all you.
223
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Okay, okay, okay.
I'm just not sure...
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If I'm as good a dancer as you!
225
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Fuck you!
226
00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:53,906
Cause it's a spider!
227
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,906
Oh my god.
228
00:17:56,005 --> 00:17:59,505
I have a strict two eyeball,
four leg, no juice sucking rule.
229
00:17:59,510 --> 00:18:02,080
And if you can't do that, then
we're not friends.
230
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:04,103
Have you ever read
Charlotte's Web?
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The babies, they eat the mother.
232
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They eat her.
233
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Oh my fucking god, it's cold!
234
00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:06,645
Oh it's not so bad.
235
00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:08,772
You'll get used to it.
236
00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:11,358
But seriously, seriously though.
237
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Comfort him.
238
00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:14,552
Seriously though,
I want to take a minute
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Thank you guys all for coming out,
this is making my 26th really special.
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I know you're not all the
outdoorsy type, so it means a lot.
241
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:22,001
Awwww
242
00:19:22,145 --> 00:19:25,497
You sure you guys wouldn't have
rather had a romantic getaway for two?
243
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:28,125
I mean, we always have a
romantic getaway for two.
244
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Its just wherever we are.
245
00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:31,251
Mmm hmm.
246
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Kind of like now.
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Hey third wheel.
248
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:39,261
Sup fourth wheel?
249
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Come here baby.
250
00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:41,138
Oh yeah?
251
00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:42,097
Let's show these kids how to do it.
252
00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:42,973
Let's do it.
253
00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:46,600
Give it to me.
254
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:47,603
That's intense.
255
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:48,520
I feel like I'm watching a movie.
256
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,105
Yeah.
257
00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:51,064
Should we pay a quarter for this?
258
00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:55,152
Yeah we should.
259
00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:57,154
Oh my god.
260
00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:58,780
What?
261
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:00,407
Oh my God.
262
00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:02,534
What?
263
00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:03,869
You turned me.
264
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:04,661
No you turned me!
265
00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:05,661
Shut up.
266
00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:06,828
I don't even like the dick anymore.
267
00:20:06,828 --> 00:20:07,956
I hate the dick!
268
00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:11,418
I have seen the light
and I love the pussy.
269
00:20:11,418 --> 00:20:13,295
Love the pussy!
270
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:16,361
I love it so much, that you can
seat me at the pussy buffet
271
00:20:16,361 --> 00:20:18,161
and let me eat.
272
00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:20,926
Praise be brother.
273
00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:24,096
Oh no, I'm still gay.
274
00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:27,100
You're a jerk!
275
00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:29,519
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
276
00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:31,688
That's gross.
277
00:20:31,688 --> 00:20:34,688
Get me out of this fucking lake!
278
00:27:20,972 --> 00:27:22,172
Ben!
279
00:27:30,565 --> 00:27:31,765
Cat!
280
00:27:34,611 --> 00:27:36,111
Where are you?
281
00:27:37,864 --> 00:27:39,364
I found something.
282
00:27:42,744 --> 00:27:44,244
Over here!
283
00:28:00,678 --> 00:28:02,178
Look at this.
284
00:28:04,557 --> 00:28:06,057
What is that?
285
00:28:06,601 --> 00:28:08,937
I don't know, but it's gross.
286
00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:11,147
Ugh, stop playing with it.
287
00:28:11,147 --> 00:28:12,315
Where's Jennifer?
288
00:28:12,315 --> 00:28:14,401
I'm here.
289
00:28:14,401 --> 00:28:16,361
What the hell is that?
290
00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:19,030
I don't know, some goo?
291
00:28:19,030 --> 00:28:20,281
A bikini?
292
00:28:20,281 --> 00:28:23,034
Nasty.
293
00:28:23,034 --> 00:28:24,494
I don't know.
294
00:28:24,494 --> 00:28:25,794
Let's get back to the cabin
295
00:28:25,844 --> 00:28:27,244
you guys owe me dinner.
296
00:28:28,623 --> 00:28:29,923
You owe me more.
297
00:29:47,911 --> 00:29:50,211
You know you're doing that
wrong, right?
298
00:29:54,542 --> 00:29:56,842
- Cat, here ya go.
- Oh, yay!
299
00:29:57,212 --> 00:29:58,963
Aww.
300
00:29:58,963 --> 00:30:00,465
That was my fluffy ball!
301
00:30:00,465 --> 00:30:01,758
That one's yours.
302
00:30:01,758 --> 00:30:02,967
Why is that one mine?
303
00:30:02,967 --> 00:30:05,094
Because I said it's yours.
304
00:30:05,094 --> 00:30:09,094
Who are you to deny a man
his little fluffy balls?
305
00:30:09,390 --> 00:30:11,390
We'll make you one buddy.
306
00:30:11,418 --> 00:30:13,618
How about you just hand me
the stick and I'll make my own
307
00:30:13,650 --> 00:30:15,980
Because I'm really good with
sticks and balls.
308
00:30:15,980 --> 00:30:19,567
All right Jennifer, while we're
talking sticks and balls-
309
00:30:19,567 --> 00:30:23,404
We've got mallows,
and we've got weiners.
310
00:30:23,404 --> 00:30:24,739
Would you like a weiner?
311
00:30:24,739 --> 00:30:26,658
No, those are disgusting.
312
00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:29,953
What are you talking about,
are you a terrorist?
313
00:30:29,953 --> 00:30:33,248
They're made out of lips and assholes,
and other animal parts.
314
00:30:33,248 --> 00:30:37,001
Yeah, but they're American lips,
and assholes, and other animal parts.
315
00:30:37,001 --> 00:30:38,920
Yeah, don't be so sure.
316
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:42,423
Okay, you are either with the
lips and assholes, or you are against them.
317
00:30:42,423 --> 00:30:44,259
Now what's it going to be?
318
00:30:44,259 --> 00:30:47,303
What's this about lips and
assholes, are we at war?
319
00:30:47,303 --> 00:30:49,472
You came!
320
00:30:49,472 --> 00:30:54,269
Yeah well, there's not a whole lot to do when the sun goes down,
and you're by yourself.
321
00:30:54,269 --> 00:30:56,688
Everyone this is Mark,
I met him on the road earlier
322
00:30:56,688 --> 00:31:00,775
This is Ben, Jennifer, and Josh.
323
00:31:00,775 --> 00:31:01,526
Hi.
324
00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:02,902
Hey!
325
00:31:02,902 --> 00:31:05,196
I hear it's your birthday.
Happy birthday.
326
00:31:05,196 --> 00:31:08,700
Thank you very much.
Do you partake?
327
00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:10,285
No, I'm good, thanks.
328
00:31:10,285 --> 00:31:14,622
Well, it's here if you need it.
And you arrived just in time.
329
00:31:14,622 --> 00:31:16,541
Just in time for what?
330
00:31:16,541 --> 00:31:18,543
Time for games!
331
00:31:18,543 --> 00:31:20,420
No, no games, not yet.
332
00:31:20,420 --> 00:31:22,171
No, no no, Mark just got here,
we gotta get to know him.
333
00:31:22,171 --> 00:31:23,339
That's the idea.
334
00:31:23,339 --> 00:31:25,925
So, Mark, the name of this game
is hot seat.
335
00:31:25,925 --> 00:31:28,511
And Mark, you are in the hot
seat.
336
00:31:28,511 --> 00:31:29,637
Cat, are you with me?
337
00:31:29,637 --> 00:31:30,837
With you.
338
00:31:30,853 --> 00:31:32,353
So the rules for hot seat is:
339
00:31:32,398 --> 00:31:36,603
You have to answer all of our questions
as quickly, and as honestly as possible.
340
00:31:36,603 --> 00:31:38,688
Mark, are you ready
to play hot seat?
341
00:31:38,688 --> 00:31:40,607
Sure, why the hell not?
342
00:31:40,607 --> 00:31:42,907
All right, Mark. First question.
343
00:31:46,904 --> 00:31:49,574
Have you ever killed a man?
344
00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:50,408
No.
345
00:31:50,408 --> 00:31:52,118
Have you ever been to jail?
346
00:31:52,118 --> 00:31:53,286
No.
347
00:31:53,286 --> 00:31:55,872
Have you ever shit your pants as
a grown man?
348
00:31:55,872 --> 00:31:57,332
No.
349
00:31:57,332 --> 00:31:59,167
Are you sure, you've never shit
your pants as a grown man?
350
00:31:59,167 --> 00:32:00,960
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
351
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:03,087
Do you do any illegal drugs?
352
00:32:03,087 --> 00:32:04,380
Technically.
353
00:32:04,380 --> 00:32:05,632
Did you bring any?
354
00:32:05,632 --> 00:32:07,050
Yes.
355
00:32:07,050 --> 00:32:09,510
Would you be willing to share
with the entire class?
356
00:32:09,510 --> 00:32:12,805
Sure.
357
00:32:12,805 --> 00:32:14,932
Mark have you ever brought a
woman to orgasm?
358
00:32:14,932 --> 00:32:16,351
Yes.
359
00:32:16,351 --> 00:32:19,812
Have you ever brought a
woman to triple orgasm?
360
00:32:19,812 --> 00:32:21,981
I'm gonna need an answer Mark.
361
00:32:21,981 --> 00:32:25,234
I can neither confirm, or deny.
362
00:32:25,234 --> 00:32:28,134
Have you ever put a fruit or
vegetable up your butt?
363
00:32:28,696 --> 00:32:30,296
What?
364
00:32:34,077 --> 00:32:35,277
No!
365
00:32:35,319 --> 00:32:37,319
Mark are you lying to Cat about
366
00:32:37,327 --> 00:32:41,334
whether or not you have ever put
a fruit or a vegetable up your rectum?
367
00:32:41,334 --> 00:32:42,794
Maybe.
368
00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:44,128
Was it a zucchini?
369
00:32:44,128 --> 00:32:45,254
God no!
370
00:32:45,254 --> 00:32:46,422
A banana?
371
00:32:46,422 --> 00:32:47,298
No.
372
00:32:47,298 --> 00:32:48,591
Was it a kumquat?
373
00:32:48,591 --> 00:32:51,302
Next question, please.
374
00:32:51,302 --> 00:32:52,802
All right Mark
375
00:32:52,822 --> 00:32:55,022
This is the final question
in the hot seat
376
00:32:55,045 --> 00:32:58,345
So for all the marbles,
can I get a drum roll Josh?
377
00:33:01,229 --> 00:33:02,939
Mark!
378
00:33:02,939 --> 00:33:05,566
Beatles or Elvis?
379
00:33:05,566 --> 00:33:07,652
Elvis, final answer.
380
00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:09,487
I feel like I know Mark.
381
00:33:09,487 --> 00:33:11,614
Now that we've terrified you.
382
00:33:11,614 --> 00:33:13,408
No, no, it's totally fine.
383
00:33:13,408 --> 00:33:16,244
I wanna know what fruit he put
up his butt.
384
00:33:16,244 --> 00:33:19,872
All right, all right,
you were right.
385
00:33:19,872 --> 00:33:21,374
It was a banana.
386
00:33:21,374 --> 00:33:23,626
He lied, he lied!
387
00:33:23,626 --> 00:33:25,253
Umm, what's the penalty for lying?
388
00:33:25,253 --> 00:33:28,256
Well, the penalty is, you have
to go first in truth or dare.
389
00:33:28,256 --> 00:33:31,801
So if I go first, I'm the one
that asks someone else truth or dare.
390
00:33:31,801 --> 00:33:33,886
Yeah, it's not much of a penalty.
391
00:33:33,886 --> 00:33:37,098
Okay, uh, Jennifer.
392
00:33:37,098 --> 00:33:39,392
Oh no.
393
00:33:39,392 --> 00:33:41,352
Truth, or dare?
394
00:33:41,352 --> 00:33:42,562
Oh shit.
395
00:33:42,562 --> 00:33:45,565
Ah, nope Jennifer.
396
00:33:45,565 --> 00:33:47,650
We've been over this before.
397
00:33:47,650 --> 00:33:49,944
The options are truth or dare.
398
00:33:49,944 --> 00:33:56,784
The options aren't truth, dare, or shit.
399
00:33:56,784 --> 00:33:58,703
Truth.
400
00:33:58,703 --> 00:34:03,958
Okay, umm, I guess I'm supposed
to make this one a dirty one, huh?
401
00:34:03,958 --> 00:34:05,585
Bring it.
402
00:34:05,585 --> 00:34:15,094
Okay, was your first sexual
experience a good one, or a bad one?
403
00:34:15,094 --> 00:34:18,014
I'm gonna go with, bad.
404
00:34:18,014 --> 00:34:19,015
Next.
405
00:34:19,015 --> 00:34:19,974
Details, details.
406
00:34:19,974 --> 00:34:21,309
Boo!
407
00:34:21,309 --> 00:34:22,609
Details.
408
00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:29,066
Well, I mean, we were fifteen.
409
00:34:29,066 --> 00:34:33,654
And he just, didn't know what he
was doing, right? He just didn't.
410
00:34:33,654 --> 00:34:35,654
What was his name?
411
00:34:39,827 --> 00:34:41,996
Roger.
412
00:34:41,996 --> 00:34:44,082
That's where you went wrong.
413
00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:46,918
His name was Roger?
Who's grandfather was he?
414
00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:51,297
And Roger was a nice boy,
but I don't care how nice a fifteen year old boy is.
415
00:34:51,297 --> 00:34:54,801
When you guys are horny at that
age, you're all the same.
416
00:34:54,801 --> 00:34:56,636
You're like dogs.
417
00:34:56,636 --> 00:34:57,929
We are very excitable.
418
00:34:57,929 --> 00:34:58,554
Yeah.
419
00:34:58,554 --> 00:34:59,472
Tell me about it.
420
00:34:59,472 --> 00:35:01,557
Roger was in before I knew it.
421
00:35:01,557 --> 00:35:04,519
And I told him to go slow, and
easy, and he was like-
422
00:35:04,519 --> 00:35:13,277
Oh baby, it's my first time too.
And I promise I'll make it good for you.
423
00:35:13,277 --> 00:35:16,906
I mean I told him to slow down
and take it easy, but-
424
00:35:16,906 --> 00:35:22,078
That horny little fucker jackhammered me for
about twenty whole seconds, until it was all over.
425
00:35:22,078 --> 00:35:25,832
The only thing I got out of that
experience was a split hymen.
426
00:35:25,832 --> 00:35:30,211
You know, the doctor says that I split my hymen in P.E.
that time when I was playing volleyball and I did the splits-
427
00:35:30,211 --> 00:35:33,005
Baby, baby, baby.
428
00:35:33,005 --> 00:35:37,009
Wait your turn.
429
00:35:37,009 --> 00:35:40,638
I know you love that story, but
it's not your turn.
430
00:35:40,638 --> 00:35:43,349
Anyway, it was awkward.
431
00:35:43,349 --> 00:35:47,895
And he was like a robot the
whole time we were doing it.
432
00:35:47,895 --> 00:35:50,356
And he lost interest in me
immediately afterwards.
433
00:35:50,356 --> 00:35:52,525
Aww.
434
00:35:52,525 --> 00:35:54,732
Don't give me sympathy
motherfucker
435
00:35:54,990 --> 00:35:56,654
Truth or dare?
436
00:35:56,654 --> 00:35:57,196
Me?
437
00:35:57,196 --> 00:35:58,698
Yeah, you!
438
00:35:58,698 --> 00:36:02,118
Oh uh, truth.
439
00:36:02,118 --> 00:36:04,120
Ya'll are pussies!
440
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:06,622
Jesus Christ!
441
00:36:06,622 --> 00:36:09,000
Your turn will come.
442
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,000
Yeah, just calm down over there, P.E.
443
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:14,420
All right, right back at ya.
444
00:36:15,515 --> 00:36:18,509
What was your most embarrassing
sexual experience?
445
00:36:18,509 --> 00:36:22,509
Wait, wait, wait.
Are we counting the bathroom today?
446
00:36:23,598 --> 00:36:24,932
Old man glory hole?
447
00:36:24,932 --> 00:36:27,226
Shut up.
448
00:36:27,226 --> 00:36:29,687
Shut up,
I'm never gonna live that down.
449
00:36:29,687 --> 00:36:33,941
Uh no, it would probably be,
no it's with my friend Jude.
450
00:36:33,941 --> 00:36:35,341
Hey.
451
00:36:36,611 --> 00:36:38,011
Shut up.
452
00:36:38,146 --> 00:36:39,446
Uh...
453
00:36:39,546 --> 00:36:41,146
We were in high school together.
454
00:36:41,492 --> 00:36:43,765
He came over one day,
we were hanging out
455
00:36:43,765 --> 00:36:45,765
And you know.
456
00:36:45,837 --> 00:36:47,537
Things were going good
457
00:36:47,547 --> 00:36:50,547
And I thought, you know,
things were kinda leading to...
458
00:36:51,582 --> 00:36:53,182
fellatio.
459
00:36:54,128 --> 00:36:56,028
Who says fellatio?
460
00:36:56,464 --> 00:36:58,364
I'm very proper.
461
00:36:58,799 --> 00:37:00,699
So you know, I thought, well
462
00:37:00,750 --> 00:37:02,966
I took a bathroom break, and I went
463
00:37:02,966 --> 00:37:05,181
and I cleaned up, as you do.
464
00:37:05,181 --> 00:37:08,181
I came back, and low and behold
465
00:37:08,307 --> 00:37:12,507
One thing led to another and he
went down on me and
466
00:37:12,553 --> 00:37:15,553
Immediately jumped back up,
spitting
467
00:37:15,897 --> 00:37:19,897
and said, your dick
tastes like soap.
468
00:37:21,781 --> 00:37:23,783
Aww, babys first blow job.
469
00:37:23,783 --> 00:37:25,785
Thank you for laughing at my pain.
470
00:37:25,785 --> 00:37:27,985
You, if you learned anything
471
00:37:28,042 --> 00:37:31,499
You just should have left it in
it's natural juices.
472
00:37:31,499 --> 00:37:33,209
Captain soap dick!
473
00:37:33,209 --> 00:37:35,252
All right, so Cat-
474
00:37:35,252 --> 00:37:36,170
Dare! Dare me!
475
00:37:36,170 --> 00:37:37,004
Oh my god.
476
00:37:37,004 --> 00:37:38,089
Dare me.
477
00:37:38,089 --> 00:37:39,090
I knew you were going to say that.
478
00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:40,091
Why would you do this?
479
00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:42,301
You would totally say that.
480
00:37:42,301 --> 00:37:45,846
Oh my god, this is hard because
there's nothing you won't do.
481
00:37:45,846 --> 00:37:48,808
Um, dare me to sit on someone's face.
482
00:37:48,808 --> 00:37:49,976
Dare me to sit on his face!
483
00:37:49,976 --> 00:37:53,270
Okay, Cat, I dare you to sit on
Ben's face.
484
00:37:53,270 --> 00:37:55,940
Yay, I'm gonna sit on your face!
I have to do it, I have to.
485
00:37:55,940 --> 00:37:57,525
This is my birthday!
486
00:37:57,525 --> 00:37:59,151
I know, and for your birthday,
I'm just gonna sit on your face.
487
00:37:59,151 --> 00:38:01,070
I have to, it's a dare!
It's a dare!
488
00:38:01,070 --> 00:38:01,737
No!
489
00:38:01,737 --> 00:38:02,989
Don't you pinch me!
490
00:38:02,989 --> 00:38:04,198
I'm gonna fucking pinch you if I
fucking want to!
491
00:38:04,198 --> 00:38:05,074
Stop, no!
492
00:38:05,074 --> 00:38:05,866
Just let me sit on your face!
493
00:38:05,866 --> 00:38:06,826
I'm gonna sit on your face!
494
00:38:06,826 --> 00:38:08,744
No, no no!
495
00:38:08,744 --> 00:38:10,246
Yes!
496
00:38:10,246 --> 00:38:11,747
Stop, that tickles.
497
00:38:11,747 --> 00:38:13,332
I want to sit on your face,
I want to sit on your face!
498
00:38:13,332 --> 00:38:15,132
All right.
499
00:38:15,459 --> 00:38:18,879
You can sit on my face, but you
have to do something nice for me later.
500
00:38:18,879 --> 00:38:21,590
Of course I'm gonna do something
nice for you later.
501
00:38:21,590 --> 00:38:24,010
All right, fine.
Get it over with.
502
00:38:24,010 --> 00:38:26,512
Yes! Yes!
503
00:38:26,512 --> 00:38:27,805
I'm gonna put my butt on your face!
504
00:38:27,805 --> 00:38:29,306
All right.
505
00:38:29,306 --> 00:38:30,182
Let me hold my breath.
506
00:38:30,182 --> 00:38:30,850
All right.
507
00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:32,226
Three! Two!
508
00:38:32,226 --> 00:38:33,394
One!
509
00:38:33,394 --> 00:38:36,564
Contact!
510
00:38:36,564 --> 00:38:39,442
I'm sitting on your face,
I'm sitting on your face.
511
00:38:39,442 --> 00:38:40,860
All right, you can get off me now.
512
00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:44,864
Don't move!
513
00:38:48,576 --> 00:38:49,952
Don't put me in the fire,
don't let him put me in the fire, don't put me in the fire!
514
00:38:49,952 --> 00:38:51,328
Fine, fine fine, sit down.
515
00:38:51,328 --> 00:38:52,663
In your face!
516
00:38:52,663 --> 00:38:55,875
Her other lips are sweaty too.
517
00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:59,336
And they're on your face!
518
00:38:59,336 --> 00:39:01,964
So, Cat.
It is your turn to ask a question.
519
00:39:01,964 --> 00:39:03,299
All right.
520
00:39:03,299 --> 00:39:08,721
Ummm, Mark. Truth or dare?
521
00:39:08,721 --> 00:39:11,223
Challenge accepted.
I'm gonna say dare.
522
00:39:11,223 --> 00:39:16,604
Oooh!
523
00:39:16,604 --> 00:39:18,731
Mark.
524
00:39:18,731 --> 00:39:21,484
I dare you.
525
00:39:21,484 --> 00:39:28,484
To kiss the person you find here
most sexually attractive on the lips
526
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:32,036
for at least ... five seconds
527
00:39:32,036 --> 00:39:34,288
Oh wow, a whole five seconds!
528
00:39:34,288 --> 00:39:36,374
A whole five seconds.
529
00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:39,374
I'm right here, it's fine, it's okay.
530
00:39:41,337 --> 00:39:45,007
Hey I am comfortable in my heterosexuality.
So if you need to kiss me,
531
00:39:45,007 --> 00:39:48,007
you go ahead and
plant one right there.
532
00:39:48,677 --> 00:39:52,473
Awww,
Jennifer's gonna get some!
533
00:39:52,473 --> 00:39:55,726
Say hi to Roger!
534
00:39:55,726 --> 00:40:02,274
Oh, oh!
535
00:40:02,274 --> 00:40:04,652
You gonna stand up or what?
536
00:40:04,652 --> 00:40:05,652
Yes.
537
00:40:30,386 --> 00:40:32,304
I think that's a little more
than five seconds.
538
00:40:32,304 --> 00:40:34,804
Hmmm, no, shoosh, shut up.
539
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:42,273
Guys I mean, come on, get a
room, or a tent, or something.
540
00:40:42,273 --> 00:40:44,484
This could be a round in a game
541
00:40:44,484 --> 00:40:46,694
Or this could go all night,
if you want.
542
00:40:46,694 --> 00:40:48,294
It's your call.
543
00:40:48,696 --> 00:40:49,996
Cool?
544
00:40:50,114 --> 00:40:51,314
Cool.
545
00:40:51,490 --> 00:40:52,790
Cool.
546
00:41:00,166 --> 00:41:01,792
That just happened.
547
00:41:01,792 --> 00:41:03,792
Yeah it did!
548
00:41:04,545 --> 00:41:07,245
Well I guess that's the end
of truth or dare.
549
00:41:08,632 --> 00:41:13,053
That's why, we have our own way
to make things fun.
550
00:41:13,053 --> 00:41:15,053
Yes we do.
551
00:41:15,681 --> 00:41:19,247
And it will be much easier
to do that
552
00:41:19,847 --> 00:41:20,847
with
553
00:41:22,813 --> 00:41:24,148
This!
554
00:41:24,148 --> 00:41:26,275
Mmm hmm, one for you.
555
00:41:26,275 --> 00:41:27,401
I thank you.
556
00:41:27,401 --> 00:41:28,701
You're welcome.
557
00:41:40,289 --> 00:41:42,489
Now Jennifer and I are going
to go in the house
558
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:45,500
And get your birthday present ready
559
00:41:46,904 --> 00:41:48,304
All right.
560
00:41:48,797 --> 00:41:50,397
We'll be right back!
561
00:41:51,967 --> 00:41:53,567
Okay.
562
00:42:44,228 --> 00:42:46,028
Are you ready?
563
00:42:58,450 --> 00:43:00,450
Yeah, I'm, I'm ready.
564
00:43:02,746 --> 00:43:04,498
Close your eyes.
565
00:43:04,498 --> 00:43:09,503
Okay.
566
00:43:09,503 --> 00:43:12,339
Keep them closed.
567
00:43:12,339 --> 00:43:14,339
They're closed.
568
00:43:18,178 --> 00:43:20,178
Okay you can open them.
569
00:43:24,351 --> 00:43:27,688
You got me, you?
570
00:43:27,688 --> 00:43:29,388
Well, us.
571
00:43:34,361 --> 00:43:36,905
You know how most guys fantasize
572
00:43:36,905 --> 00:43:39,450
about being with two girls
at the same time?
573
00:43:39,450 --> 00:43:41,750
Well yeah,
I mean what guy doesn't?
574
00:43:42,453 --> 00:43:47,453
Well tonight,
you get to be that guy.
575
00:43:49,793 --> 00:43:51,793
Seriously?
576
00:43:52,129 --> 00:43:53,629
Seriously.
577
00:44:01,263 --> 00:44:04,058
So they say eight months is a
long time for two guys to be together.
578
00:44:04,058 --> 00:44:06,558
I don't know, I guess he just
thought it was time.
579
00:44:06,564 --> 00:44:07,770
I don't know.
580
00:44:07,770 --> 00:44:10,105
Did you ever think we
weren't meant to be monogamous?
581
00:44:10,105 --> 00:44:11,065
Well-
582
00:44:11,065 --> 00:44:14,610
Well not that it's not natural.
583
00:44:14,610 --> 00:44:17,613
It's an unfair expectation
we put on ourselves.
584
00:44:17,613 --> 00:44:20,324
I don't know there's some
comfort in a relationship.
585
00:44:20,324 --> 00:44:22,201
Yeah, but there's a fine line
between comfort
586
00:44:22,201 --> 00:44:23,701
and suffocation
587
00:44:24,078 --> 00:44:26,789
Yeah, sounds like somebody has been
through some terrible relationships.
588
00:44:26,789 --> 00:44:27,989
Not really
589
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:33,045
I just know a lot of miserable people who are stuck
in relationships they don't want to be in anymore.
590
00:44:33,045 --> 00:44:35,798
Maybe there's such a thing as
serial monogamy.
591
00:44:35,798 --> 00:44:39,176
All right, there ya go!
Like monkeys.
592
00:44:39,176 --> 00:44:40,469
Monkeys?
593
00:44:40,469 --> 00:44:43,847
Yeah! I saw this documentary
on monkeys one time.
594
00:44:43,847 --> 00:44:47,147
They've sort of got the monogamous
thing going on, but they also just
595
00:44:47,234 --> 00:44:50,020
kind of mess around
with the whole tribe.
596
00:44:50,020 --> 00:44:52,420
You know young, old,
gay, straight
597
00:44:52,514 --> 00:44:55,114
Monkeys just go with the flow
and have a good time apparently.
598
00:44:55,609 --> 00:45:00,239
Hmm, I also watched a video of a
monkey masturbating with a frog.
599
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:03,492
He just picked that live little thing up,
put it's mouth right on it's dick.
600
00:45:03,492 --> 00:45:05,661
And just murdered that thing!
601
00:45:05,700 --> 00:45:06,861
Oh wow.
602
00:45:06,904 --> 00:45:10,207
Yeah, so I don't know if we should
aspire to the social politics of monkeys.
603
00:45:10,207 --> 00:45:11,607
I don't know.
604
00:45:12,334 --> 00:45:13,734
Could be fun.
605
00:45:14,294 --> 00:45:16,213
So which do you want to be?
606
00:45:16,213 --> 00:45:18,549
The monkey or the frog?
607
00:45:18,549 --> 00:45:19,216
Here?
608
00:45:19,216 --> 00:45:21,816
Yeah! Sure, why not?
609
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:24,720
Come on, you do not want to be
ninety years old
610
00:45:24,878 --> 00:45:27,078
lying on your deathbed,
remembering the time
611
00:45:27,097 --> 00:45:30,436
you were alone in the woods
with a guy you barely know.
612
00:45:30,436 --> 00:45:32,236
And you could've played monkey
and the frog
613
00:45:32,240 --> 00:45:34,556
but you didn't, and...
614
00:45:37,276 --> 00:45:38,676
Ribbit.
615
00:46:12,102 --> 00:46:14,302
Wow, all this for me?
616
00:46:14,332 --> 00:46:15,202
Uh huh.
617
00:46:15,242 --> 00:46:17,022
But before you get it all
618
00:46:17,022 --> 00:46:20,022
you gotta do a little
something for us first.
619
00:46:22,022 --> 00:46:23,522
Oh...
620
00:47:05,405 --> 00:47:07,241
Wait, stop, stop.
621
00:47:07,241 --> 00:47:08,867
Why?
622
00:47:08,867 --> 00:47:11,245
Because I don't want to finish yet.
623
00:47:11,245 --> 00:47:12,371
It's my turn.
624
00:47:12,371 --> 00:47:13,571
Okay.
625
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:25,551
Tastes like soap.
626
00:47:25,551 --> 00:47:27,052
That's very funny.
627
00:47:27,052 --> 00:47:29,052
Now wash your mouth out with it.
628
00:47:38,522 --> 00:47:40,322
Oh, relax.
629
00:47:41,483 --> 00:47:43,083
She was-
630
00:47:43,277 --> 00:47:46,989
No, no, no, you're just high,
it's okay just come on down.
631
00:47:46,989 --> 00:47:49,989
Shh shh shh.
Just lie back.
632
00:47:50,742 --> 00:47:52,442
Let us take care of you
633
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:55,800
and just enjoy ... the show
634
00:47:55,842 --> 00:47:57,242
Okay?
635
00:48:10,596 --> 00:48:11,888
You cool?
636
00:48:11,888 --> 00:48:13,188
Yeah.
637
00:48:27,404 --> 00:48:30,616
You know this trip turned out a lot more
interesting than I thought it was going to.
638
00:48:30,616 --> 00:48:31,716
Yeah?
639
00:48:31,764 --> 00:48:33,964
Yeah. I thought I was going to
be the fifth wheel.
640
00:48:34,006 --> 00:48:36,606
But instead, I'm the frog.
641
00:48:41,918 --> 00:48:44,118
Blame these woods man.
642
00:48:45,964 --> 00:48:48,175
I've been horny ever
since I got here.
643
00:48:48,175 --> 00:48:49,475
Prove it.
644
00:50:14,010 --> 00:50:17,010
Won't you let us in?
645
00:50:45,500 --> 00:50:49,671
Aren't you gonna look at me?
646
00:50:49,671 --> 00:50:53,383
Hey!
647
00:50:53,383 --> 00:50:55,343
Good.
648
00:50:55,343 --> 00:51:10,942
It's better when you're awake.
649
00:54:03,198 --> 00:54:04,398
Mark?
650
00:54:17,629 --> 00:54:18,829
Mark!
651
00:54:33,645 --> 00:54:34,845
Hey!
652
00:54:48,868 --> 00:54:50,068
Hello?
653
00:55:29,826 --> 00:55:31,026
Hello?
654
00:55:40,628 --> 00:55:41,828
Anybody?
655
00:57:36,369 --> 00:57:38,169
It's as sweet as mother's milk.
656
00:57:40,498 --> 00:57:42,298
And as nourishing.
657
00:57:43,126 --> 00:57:44,426
Drink.
658
00:57:47,755 --> 00:57:49,855
Where is everyone else?
659
00:57:50,091 --> 00:57:51,691
Around.
660
00:57:52,677 --> 00:57:55,877
Why are you wearing a bed sheet
in the middle of the woods?
661
00:57:56,181 --> 00:57:59,976
Night never really has to end Josh.
662
00:57:59,976 --> 00:58:02,020
What does that mean?
663
00:58:02,020 --> 00:58:05,220
It means you don't have to go
back to your boring old life.
664
00:58:05,565 --> 00:58:08,365
You never have to be alone again.
665
00:58:08,568 --> 00:58:11,268
All you have to do is drink.
666
00:58:14,365 --> 00:58:15,965
I don't want to.
667
00:58:42,101 --> 00:58:43,401
Drink.
668
00:58:46,564 --> 00:58:47,649
What are you doing?
669
00:58:47,649 --> 00:58:49,108
Drink!
670
00:58:49,108 --> 00:58:50,568
What is wrong with you?
671
00:58:50,568 --> 00:58:51,694
It will purify you.
672
00:58:51,694 --> 00:58:53,094
For what?
673
00:58:53,530 --> 00:58:55,130
You will drink.
674
01:00:15,737 --> 01:00:17,337
Josh, what's wrong?
675
01:00:17,572 --> 01:00:18,772
What's wrong?
676
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:20,825
What the hell was that back there?
Where's Mark?
677
01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:22,222
He went back to his place.
678
01:00:22,300 --> 01:00:23,620
We were just having a good time.
679
01:00:23,620 --> 01:00:25,720
A good time? That didn't look
like a good time to me.
680
01:00:25,913 --> 01:00:28,013
Since when do you act like that?
681
01:00:28,499 --> 01:00:30,299
Don't be such a prude.
682
01:00:31,502 --> 01:00:33,171
Why were you choking him?
683
01:00:33,171 --> 01:00:34,971
Because he asked me to?
684
01:00:36,424 --> 01:00:38,124
Just get away from the van.
685
01:00:38,343 --> 01:00:41,137
Josh, this is all just a big misunderstanding,
all right? Why don't you just-
686
01:00:41,137 --> 01:00:44,057
I'm not, I'm not talking to you okay?
You fucking attacked me.
687
01:00:44,057 --> 01:00:44,766
What?
688
01:00:44,766 --> 01:00:45,767
You kicked me!
689
01:00:45,767 --> 01:00:46,893
I did not!
690
01:00:46,893 --> 01:00:48,478
Josh it's just the acid.
691
01:00:48,478 --> 01:00:50,438
I didn't take any acid bitch.
692
01:00:50,438 --> 01:00:53,608
Well it's something,
you're acting crazy.
693
01:00:53,608 --> 01:00:55,908
These woods are fucking crazy.
694
01:00:56,444 --> 01:00:58,444
Josh, will you just
give me my keys?
695
01:01:13,753 --> 01:01:14,953
Mark?
696
01:01:18,633 --> 01:01:19,833
Mark?
697
01:01:23,763 --> 01:01:25,163
What's the matter with you?
698
01:01:25,390 --> 01:01:26,190
Let go!
699
01:01:26,349 --> 01:01:27,249
Let go!
700
01:01:39,445 --> 01:01:41,445
It's going to be okay.
701
01:01:41,906 --> 01:01:43,906
You're going to love it.
702
01:02:28,077 --> 01:02:30,377
None of this will matter when
you drink.
703
01:02:36,294 --> 01:02:39,294
Nothing will ever matter again.
704
01:02:40,131 --> 01:02:41,131
Drink.
705
01:04:28,906 --> 01:04:30,706
It wants you, Josh.
706
01:04:31,868 --> 01:04:33,868
It wants us all...
707
01:04:36,956 --> 01:04:38,956
...back.
708
01:04:58,811 --> 01:05:00,811
It's ready for us.
709
01:06:05,378 --> 01:06:07,378
You'll be home soon.
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