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- Debra, where's the paper?
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Yeah, yeah.
Put her in a bikini!
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- You brought the paper in.
Where'd you put it?
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- Honey,
I'm on the phone.
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I saw a bathing suit
that would be perfect for you.
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- Could you just point
to the paper?
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- Would you stop?
I'm on the phone.
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- In the amount of time
it took you to say that,
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You can tell me
where the paper is.
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- Yeah, it's just
my husband.
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- Well, who's that?
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- It's jason's mom
from school, okay?
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- You don't even
know her name.
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Tell me her name.
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- Shh!
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Yeah, I have the catalog
here somewhere.
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- Oh, so you're looking
for something
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For somebody
you don't even know.
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Where's my paper?
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- Yeah. Here.
I've got the catalog.
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You know what?
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I'll give it to you
when I see you at the book fair.
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Okay? Okay. Bye-bye.
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God!
You are impossible!
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I can't talk on the phone
for two minutes
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Without you interrupting me.
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- Where's the paper?
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- Forget the paper.
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You're taking the kids
to the park.
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- Wh-whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
When did that happen?
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- Last night, you said
you'd take the kids to the park
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So that I could clean up
around here
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And, you know, lay down
for a few minutes today.
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- When you were watching
your stupid whatever show.
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- "sportscenter"?
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- Yes. I asked you,
and you said okay.
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Or did I say,
"okay, okay, okay"?
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- What, so you're not
gonna take them?
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How much time
do you need?
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- I want an hour
and a half.
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- All right, but I'm back here
in an hour and a half.
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The hour and a half
includes travel time.
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- Okay, fine.
Just go, okay?
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- Okay. All right.
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The hour and a half
starts right now.
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Okay. I'm just gonna go
put on my sneakers.
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- Uh, hi. Do you know
what time it is?
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- Uh, let's see.
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It's 11 1/2 minutes
since I put on my sneakers.
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It's about 3:00.
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- Thanks.
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- I'm elise.
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We've seen the kids here
with your wife, debra, right?
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- Right.
- Is she okay?
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- Yeah.
She's taking a nap.
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- She gets to nap?
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- And you're watching
all three kids?
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- Well, I am their father,
you know.
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- Wow.
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- You could teach my husband
a thing or two.
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- Well, have him call me,
and I'll set up some lessons.
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- It's so great the way
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I mean, my husband would rather
just sit and watch sports.
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- Yeah. Ha-ha. Sports.
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Sports is sports,
you know, but...
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They grow up so quickly.
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- The ice cream truck, daddy!
Can we have some?
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- Oh, well, let's see.
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You had all your lunch today,
so okeydokey.
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Anyone else
want some ice cream?
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- You know, I was gonna
get some, so I'll go.
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- Oh.
- Come on, justin.
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- Oh, you know what?
He's playing, so let him stay.
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I'll watch him.
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- You sure
you don't mind?
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- Ah, what's one more?
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- Thanks.
- Yeah.
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You tell them rascals
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We're fixing to get
some italian ices.
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- Oh, darn, this wheel.
- No, here, let me get it.
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- It keeps falling off.
No, that's okay.
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- No, no.
It's no trouble.
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It should
just pop back on.
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I've seen these.
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- Oh, hi, there, debra.
- Hi.
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- Oh, hi.
87
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- Haley! No, no, honey,
we don't eat sand.
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Excuse me.
Thanks, ray.
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- Yeah. Don't thank me yet.
I haven't fixed it.
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- What are you doing?
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What are you doing here?
You're supposed to be sleeping.
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- Yeah, well, you forgot
the twins' jackets.
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It's cold out.
- It's not cold.
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- Yeah.
You're wearing a jacket.
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- There you go. Okay.
Good as new.
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- Wow. Thanks.
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He is so helpful.
Where did you find him?
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- He's a...
Gift from heaven.
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- Nice meeting you, ray,
and thanks again.
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- Okay. No problem.
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- Oh, hey, justin,
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Your mother's gonna
be right back, okay?
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- Where is she?
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- She's over there.
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I'm keeping an eye
on justin for her.
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- You're watching
additional children?
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- Here we go. Oh, hey, debra.
- Hi.
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- I got everybody
popsicles.
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- Oh, great.
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1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
5 popsicles.
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- Thanks for watching
justin, ray.
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- Pleasure, elise.
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- You better hang on
to him, debra.
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Come on, justin!
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- See you later,
justin!
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Well, you know,
this is silly.
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We don't both
need to be here.
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Maybe one of us should--
I don't know--
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Go home and watch
the ball game.
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- I don't think
you want to go yet.
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You're gonna miss
the awards ceremony.
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- Huh?
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- Yeah.
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And the winner
for best performance
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As a husband goes to...
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Ray barone for "mr. Fantastic
visits a park"!
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Yay!
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- Oh, I have nothing
prepared.
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I was thinking about
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What we said at the park,
and you know what?
131
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It's true.
132
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We are nicer to other people,
even strangers,
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Than we are
to each other.
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- Yeah.
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So?
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Maybe we could both be
a little nicer to each other.
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- Oh. Okay...Sure.
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You'll be nicer?
139
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- Yes,
and you could be nicer to me.
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- Oh. Okay.
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Like how?
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- Oh, nothing,
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Just, uh, a little
more consideration.
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You know?
Appreciation.
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- Oh. Okay.
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- It's just
the little things.
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You know, manners--
pleases and thank-yous.
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- Got it. Got it.
Got it. Got it.
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- Yeah. Just a little
courtesy, you know?
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Like maybe you can
compliment me once in a while.
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- I give you compliments.
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- No, you don't.
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I always have to ask,
say, "how do I look?"
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Or, you know,
"what did you think of dinner?"
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- So...Unassisted
compliments, huh?
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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This being nice thing
is a two-way street.
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What would you like
from me?
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- Well, you could be
a little more polite--
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You know, like, uh,
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Not call me "idiot."
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- Okay. That's fair.
- Yeah.
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- No more "idiot."
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- Okay.
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- What would you like
to be called?
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- Sweetie?
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- Seriously?
168
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- I don't know.
Try it.
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- Okay...Sweetie.
170
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sweetie. Yeah.
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Yeah. Thank you.
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- You're welcome.
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Oh, you know what?
One more thing.
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I was just thinking
that we could maybe
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Not interrupt each other
when we're on the phone, okay?
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- Right, right,
or, like,
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If we're on the phone
and I ask for something,
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We could take the time
just to say, "hold on, please,"
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And tell me where it is
in the same amount of time
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That it would take to say,
"I'm on the phone."
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Just like that.
Do that.
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- Okay.
Yeah.
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Or...Like, when we're
having a baby together
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And I'm in labor,
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You could maybe
help me to the car
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Instead of looking for magazines
you want to flip through
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While you're
at the hospital.
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- Okay.
189
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And you'll work
on the phone thing.
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- Right.
- Okay.
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- Right.
- Okay. All right.
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Ah! There it is.
There it is. See?
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- You just called me
an idiot again.
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- I did not.
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- Yes, you did--
with your eyes.
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Yes, I know
the shorthand of it.
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- All right, fine.
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- Yeah.
Buh buh buh!
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- What, ray?
I wasn't gonna roll my eyes.
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- You sure?
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- Yes, I'm sure.
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- All right.
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- Good night.
- Good night.
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I heard that.
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Hey, huck-a-poo.
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- Hey, listen, ray,
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Thanks for taking that stuff
over to the book fair.
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- Oh, you're welcome.
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I think it's great
that you're doing this.
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- Oh. You know what?
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That makes
all the difference.
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Ohh!
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Just to be acknowledged.
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You're acknowledging me.
That's nice!
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- Well, thanks.
Nice to be nice.
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- Yeah.
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Okay. I'm gonna
check on dinner.
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- Okay.
219
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You know, I still need you
to box up all these books, okay?
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- Sure.
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Sure. Pleasure.
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- Thanks.
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- What are we having
for dinner?
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- Fish.
- Great! Good. Great.
225
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And I enjoyed them so much
that I, uh--yeah.
226
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I was just saying,
227
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"I can't wait to have fish
right away again."
228
00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:53,985
- Oh, ray,
that's okay.
229
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If you don't want the fish,
you don't have to have it.
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What else would you like?
- Really?
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Anything else.
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- Okay.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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- This is nice.
235
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This is great.
236
00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:16,107
- You want books?
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They're all yours!
238
00:11:18,779 --> 00:11:23,014
- Nothing dad likes better
than getting rid of knowledge.
239
00:11:28,287 --> 00:11:30,989
- Hey, ray, how come
you're not watching the game?
240
00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:32,891
- What game?
241
00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:34,125
- You've got the dish.
242
00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:36,428
Somebody's hitting
something somewhere.
243
00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:39,164
- Whoa! Whoa!
Let me get that for you.
244
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- Oh, thanks.
- There you go.
245
00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:42,701
And if there's anything else
you need, let me know.
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- Okay.
247
00:11:48,841 --> 00:11:51,710
- What happened?
248
00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:53,211
- Nothing.
249
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:56,715
- Come on.
Who are you kidding?
250
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"if there's anything else
you need, let me know."
251
00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:06,725
She's got your dice
in a vice.
252
00:12:06,727 --> 00:12:12,263
- Frank, you took
all my books.
253
00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:13,865
Where are
all my books?
254
00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:15,266
- You never look
at those.
255
00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:20,438
- Oh! My high school
yearbook, frank?
256
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,474
I want this.
257
00:12:22,476 --> 00:12:24,976
- Well, I don't want it
in the house.
258
00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:27,746
It's depressing.
259
00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:29,147
- What are you
talking about?
260
00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:31,282
I look beautiful
in those pictures.
261
00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:33,384
- That's what's depressing.
262
00:12:37,123 --> 00:12:38,256
- Here you go.
263
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:39,324
- What's this?
264
00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:40,525
- Ginger ale.
265
00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:42,260
- For me?
- Yeah.
266
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:47,065
I made you a nice, big, juicy
turkey sandwich for dinner.
267
00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:49,934
- Thanks.
268
00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:51,469
- You're welcome,
sweetie.
269
00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:54,105
- Sweetie.
270
00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:06,417
- All right, really,
what's going on here?
271
00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:08,386
- Nothing,
we're just trying
272
00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:10,355
To be a little bit nicer
to each other.
273
00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:11,856
- Nice?
274
00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:14,893
I tried it once.
Didn't care for it.
275
00:13:17,563 --> 00:13:20,198
- Did the same thing happen
with smart?
276
00:13:26,505 --> 00:13:28,406
- We could all be
a little nicer to each other.
277
00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:31,309
I mean, doesn't your own family
deserve the best of you?
278
00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:41,886
- You know,
I think debra's right.
279
00:13:41,888 --> 00:13:43,888
You have to be kind.
280
00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:45,890
That's how I try
to spend my life.
281
00:13:45,892 --> 00:13:50,829
Kindness--that's always
been my motto.
282
00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:52,463
- Hmm...
283
00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:57,969
That's a slightly different
motto than, "bah bah bah bah!"
284
00:14:06,478 --> 00:14:10,415
- So kindness
isn't just what you say.
285
00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:13,251
Sometimes
it's what you don't say.
286
00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:14,986
I mean, it's like,
for instance,
287
00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:16,855
Most of my friends,
you know,
288
00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:20,625
They do nothing but criticize
their daughters-in-law.
289
00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:23,027
Me? No.
290
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:25,196
I hold my tongue.
291
00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:30,001
Because restraint
is important.
292
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:32,604
Right, dear?
293
00:14:32,606 --> 00:14:35,306
- Yes.
294
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:37,408
- Ah, cut the crap!
295
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:39,544
You're playing
with fire here.
296
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:42,914
You got to let steam off
on each other,
297
00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:46,284
Because if you let it off
on a stranger, he gets mad.
298
00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:49,354
He punches you.
You punch him.
299
00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:51,155
He pulls a knife.
You pull a gun.
300
00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:53,958
Guys jump in. Wars start.
It's a mess!
301
00:14:55,594 --> 00:14:59,430
The spouse is the perfect
escape valve.
302
00:15:01,533 --> 00:15:04,402
- He read that
at our wedding.
303
00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:09,073
- Okay, thanks
for stopping by.
304
00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:14,078
- Billy smith, frank.
Billy smith. Look.
305
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,314
"have a great summer."
306
00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:19,217
I could have married
billy smith.
307
00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:21,319
- There's still time.
308
00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:25,156
- Robert,
you're a policeman.
309
00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:26,925
Try to find billy smith.
310
00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:29,494
And it doesn't have to be
this billy smith.
311
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:38,202
- Listen, I didn't want
to get involved
312
00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:41,472
In your
little experiment here,
313
00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:44,008
But actually
I think dad has a good point.
314
00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:46,411
- Oh, you can't possibly
think that's healthy.
315
00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:48,079
- Wait. Let me finish.
316
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:50,682
There is such a thing
as too nice.
317
00:15:50,684 --> 00:15:55,420
- Take it
from the divorced man.
318
00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:57,255
You know,
I was nice to joanne
319
00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:59,590
Every single day
of our marriage.
320
00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:02,994
I was nice right up to the day
she walked out on me.
321
00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:06,264
I carried her bags
out to the car.
322
00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:08,967
I still even send her
a birthday card.
323
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:11,102
And you know
what I got for it?
324
00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:13,504
Spastic colon.
325
00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:29,387
Make of it
what you will.
326
00:16:34,259 --> 00:16:35,660
Good night.
327
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:45,136
- You know
they're wrong, ray.
328
00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:46,471
- I know. Come on.
329
00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:48,206
What are we listening
to them for?
330
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:50,308
Why is it that the last people
who should talk
331
00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:53,411
Are always my relatives?
332
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:55,013
- Come on.
Your sandwich is ready.
333
00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:56,614
Let's go eat.
- Okay.
334
00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:57,749
Where are the kids?
335
00:16:57,751 --> 00:16:59,350
- They're at the parkers'.
336
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,052
- Oh, I love turkey.
337
00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:04,622
- Yeah.
You want some chips?
338
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:07,258
- No.
Just your sandwich.
339
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:10,428
Yes!
340
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,300
- How is it?
341
00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:20,304
- It's great.
342
00:17:20,306 --> 00:17:23,041
Do we have chips?
343
00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:26,611
- Yeah, sure.
344
00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:28,112
Why?
What's the matter?
345
00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:30,181
- No, nothing.
346
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:32,150
There something new in here?
Something new?
347
00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:33,518
- Oh, yeah.
348
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:34,752
Yeah, I made
my own dressing yesterday.
349
00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:36,154
- Hmm!
- You like it?
350
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,424
- I--you know,
I think it's marvelous
351
00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:41,459
That you're trying
the new dressings, yeah.
352
00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:44,629
- Wait a minute.
What is that?
353
00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:46,664
- What? Nice.
354
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:49,100
- No, no, no.
That's not nice.
355
00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:52,336
That's, like, fake nice.
That's your mom.
356
00:17:52,338 --> 00:17:56,474
- All right, all right, now,
that's not nice right there.
357
00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:59,243
- Come on, ray,
don't patronize me, okay?
358
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:01,345
If you don't like my dressing,
just say so.
359
00:18:01,347 --> 00:18:03,714
I'm fine with honesty.
360
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:06,617
- You're fine if I tell you
that it's bad?
361
00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:08,252
- Well, yes,
because that's--
362
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:10,588
What do you mean
it's bad?
363
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,824
- I didn't say
that it was bad.
364
00:18:12,826 --> 00:18:15,526
I said, "you're fine
if I say that it's bad?"
365
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:16,727
- Oh, don't give me
that crap.
366
00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:18,830
Why don't you just say
you hate it?
367
00:18:18,832 --> 00:18:20,598
- All right, look,
maybe I'm wrong,
368
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,733
But I don't think
this is a sandwich problem.
369
00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:25,436
I think somebody's letting off
a little steam at me.
370
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:26,237
- Well, you know what?
371
00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:27,438
I think I have the right
372
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,840
To let off a little steam
at you,
373
00:18:28,842 --> 00:18:30,508
Because I made some fish,
and you didn't want that,
374
00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:32,143
And then I make you
this special sandwich,
375
00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:33,611
And now you're having
a problem with that!
376
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,446
- I didn't say I had
a problem with it, all right?
377
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:36,781
I'm just trying
to be nice!
378
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:39,684
- Yeah, fake nice.
- What's the difference?
379
00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:48,192
Wait. You know what?
380
00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:49,527
Forget about it.
I'm eating the sandwich.
381
00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:50,728
- All right, no!
Don't eat the sandwich.
382
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:52,296
- No, I'm gonna eat
the sandwich.
383
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:53,898
You made it for me special,
and I'm going to eat it.
384
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,366
- Oh, so now you're just gonna
hold everything in
385
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:56,534
Like your brother.
386
00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:58,302
- No. It's a perfectly
good sandwich.
387
00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:00,471
You made it for me,
and I appreciate it. That's all.
388
00:19:37,809 --> 00:19:39,610
I'll make a deal
with you.
389
00:19:43,882 --> 00:19:47,451
I throw this out...
390
00:19:47,453 --> 00:19:49,387
And you can call me
an idiot.
391
00:19:57,296 --> 00:20:00,298
- Deal.
392
00:20:12,678 --> 00:20:16,314
Idiot.
393
00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:17,381
- All right, yeah.
394
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:18,583
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
395
00:20:33,332 --> 00:20:35,700
Come on.
Let's go to the bedroom.
396
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:37,868
Come on! Come on!
Come on! Come on!
397
00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:41,239
- Right behind you.
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