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- All right,
let's get going.
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Your father's ruined
everything.
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- Wh-what happened
to you?
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- I was bringing
the suitcases down,
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And the bum knee
popped out again.
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- You're so clumsy.
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- That's the thanks I get for
blowing my knee out in korea,
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Making the world safe
for your mother.
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- You told me you slipped
off a massage table in tokyo.
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- Nevertheless.
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- Well, what about
the cruise now?
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- Okay, well, thanks.
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Mom and dad are screwed.
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Can't reschedule,
and we can't get our money back.
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- Why not?
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- Because the discount package
you made us get them
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Does not permit changes.
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- We can't go.
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You happy now,
tiny tim?
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- I'll go, I'll go.
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- No, no--
- I'll go. I'm going.
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- No, dad,
don't, don't.
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- Ma, you could go
by yourself
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Or call one of your friends.
Call lee.
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- Lee can't go.
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Stan's cousin the diabetic
is visiting from arizona.
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- Well, you could always
go by yourself.
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- No.
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- Yes. We got it
for your birthday.
30
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- I know, dear.
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And for once,
you got us a very nice gift.
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- Come on, ma, you never
do anything like this.
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You bought all that
cruise wear, huh?
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Where are you going
to wear that, around the tub?
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- No, not for me.
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I couldn't bear
to go alone.
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- Ma, this is a deluxe weekend
cruise in bermuda.
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This is
once-in-a-lifetime.
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This is nonrefundable.
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- I'm sorry.
It was a lovely gesture, really,
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And we want to pay you back
for the whole thing.
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- Hey!
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- No. Ma, you want to go;
I want you to go.
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Come on, what's it going to take
to get you to just go?
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- I don't know.
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- Ah--uh...
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No. Ma, look, debra would never
let me do that.
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I couldn't do that.
49
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- Now, that would be
a real present.
50
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- Look, ma, I would
love to go, but I--
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That wouldn't be--
wouldn't be fair to robert.
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- No, no, I don't mind.
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I think it's fair.
In fact, it's more than fair.
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It's funny.
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- And, robert,
you could stay home
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And take care of your father.
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- Also funny.
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- Oh, raymond!
Oh!
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- This day started out
so good.
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- Oh, look how cute this is!
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- This is
the deluxe package?
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All right, look.
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I want to get mad,
but I don't think
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I can fit another emotion
in here.
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- Oh. I'm going to bring debra
back one of these shower caps
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To thank her for letting me
have you for the weekend.
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- Yeah, the one thing
she lets me do.
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- Oh, look how adorable
this little toilet is.
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- Oh, that's great.
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They stuff you full
of food,
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And then they give you
baby's first potty.
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Come on. Let's just
get the hell out of here.
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Single file!
- No, no, no, no, no, no!
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We're going to have
a wonderful time.
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- Yeah?
How you figure?
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- Well, for one thing,
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We're going to spend
the whole weekend together.
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We can talk, you and me.
Just talk.
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- Oh, raymond, thank you
for this lovely trip.
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- Knock knock.
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oh, hi!
Welcome to the star princess.
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I'm your
social director, ted.
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Just a list of some of the super
activities we've got going on.
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- Oh, god, activities.
85
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- Ooh! I've always wanted
to do shuffleboard
86
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And bingo and candle making.
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- Oh, good. Skeet shooting.
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I'd like to sign up
as skeet.
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- This--this is
our first trip.
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- Oh. Well, then,
sir, may I recommend
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The deck by moonlight?
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You and your lady might enjoy
the gorgeous, panoramic view--
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
"lady?" whoa, whoa, whoa.
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This is not my lady, okay?
This is my mother.
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- Oh, sure, sure, sure.
Mother. Done.
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- She really is my mother.
Tell him you're my mother.
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- Oh, honey, look.
Origami.
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- Look, what did you
write there, okay?
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'cause I'm telling you
the truth here.
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- Oh, it doesn't really matter,
sir; we're at sea.
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You have a grand time,
you two.
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- Aah!
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- Lunch.
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- It's about time.
I'm starved.
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What?
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- You're--
you're not limping.
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- Oh. Oh, yeah. Uh...
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It's a miracle.
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- Dad?
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- Honest. I was watching one
of those religious channels.
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I pledged 5 bucks.
Praise the lord!
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- You faker!
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The moaning and groaning
and flopping on the couch.
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- Pretty good, huh?
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- What kind
of a person are you?
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- I'm a very smart person.
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Marie'll be much better off
without me anyway.
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And what are you
complaining about?
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You're free to go.
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Everybody
gets what they want.
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- I guess.
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Everybody except
raymond.
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- God bless
that magnificent bastard.
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Let's eat.
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Hey, now, this is
what I call a vacation.
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Three days of sitting
in front of the tv, eating,
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Napping on the couch,
soaking in my new hot tub,
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Nobody nagging at me:
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"frank, take out the trash.
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"frank, cover your mouth
when you burp.
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Frank, that's no place
for a q-tip."
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I'm free!
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I'm footloose
and fancy free.
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Oh! Oh!
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- Come on.
You got the part.
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- I'm not kidding.
I really popped it this time.
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- You did not.
- I did too.
139
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- Let me see.
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- You just had to dance.
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- Oh, there you are.
Where have you been?
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- Bar hopping.
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Waffle bar, omelet bar,
tostada bar.
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Now I'm doing
clam shots.
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- Raymond, so many clams.
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You should try the crab cakes.
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- Had 'em.
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- And the little
eclairs were--
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- Had 'em.
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- Well, I'm amazed
at how much
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I can get done in the morning
without your father.
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I played bridge,
I jazzercized,
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And, look, origami.
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Mr. Sassa thinks I have
natural talents.
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- What's this
made out of?
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- Paper.
- Oh.
157
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- And tomorrow we're making
lotus blossoms.
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You should come.
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- No, I don't know, ma.
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Some scuttlebutt
about a pie buffet.
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- And bingo
starts at 4:00.
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- Oh, see, but I'm hanging
myself at 3:00.
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- Come on. It'll be fun.
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At least you could sit
with me for a little while.
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- Nah.
- Marie!
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Marie.
Here's me in my wedding dress.
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- Oh, isn't that beautiful!
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Dear, this is mary beth yarosh
from jazzercise.
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- I'm ray from lynbrook.
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- Mary beth's
on her honeymoon.
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We've been working
on our glutes.
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- To glute work.
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- You know,
your mother's wonderful.
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- Yeah?
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- Oh, yeah. She gave me
some great advice
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On how to have a long
and happy marriage.
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- Really?
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Long and happy?
- Yes!
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She says it's important
to remember
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You're not just his lover;
you're his best friend.
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She's so smart.
Thank you, marie.
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- Oh, anytime, sweetheart.
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And I'll see you
at tai chi, okay?
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- You told her you and dad
were best friends?
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- I also told her that
childbirth isn't that painful.
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She's on her honeymoon.
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She's got the rest of her life
to be disappointed.
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- Okay.
Smile, you two.
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- Ooh!
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- That's a keeper, yes.
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We put these on display
on the lido deck.
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- I think you put that one
on the poop deck.
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- So, uh...
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What are you and, uh, mom
up to this afternoon?
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- You know, she really is
my mother.
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- See, well,
I wanted to play bingo,
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But I'm not sure raymond
is up for it.
198
00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:02,601
- Oh, well, you know, several
of our cruisers have told me
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They would love to share
a bingo card with you, marie,
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That is, if raymond
doesn't mind.
201
00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:09,140
- Well, why would I mind?
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She's my mother!
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00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:13,712
- Oh, well,
then, fantastic.
204
00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:15,313
We'll set it right up.
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00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:19,718
- Oh, hi, walter.
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00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,987
- Marie, how are you,
my dear?
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00:10:21,989 --> 00:10:24,856
This must be raymond.
- Hey.
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00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:28,059
- Hello. I got to know your
mother this morning over bridge.
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Nimble. Nimble mind.
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Of course, I don't have
to tell you that.
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- Oh, walter, stop.
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- Yes, walter, stop.
213
00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:42,807
- Marie, I'd be honored
if you'd be my partner tomorrow.
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- Oh, it's a date.
- Great.
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Your mother
is one terrific lady.
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- Marie?
Marie, we're ready to practice.
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Can you play these?
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They're from
the "best of broadway."
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- Oh, girls, we'll be better
than broadway.
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Oh, raymond, you have to come
to the cabaret tonight.
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- You know,
life is a cabaret.
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Oh, don't mind us.
223
00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:08,333
We're just a bunch
of merry widows, right, marie?
224
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,335
- That's us.
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I-I'll see you later.
226
00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:15,273
- Merry widows?
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- Yeah, see, all their husbands
are dead.
228
00:11:19,912 --> 00:11:22,080
- But you're not a widow.
229
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how can I be what I ain't?
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I cain't
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Say
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No
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- Thanks.
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I appreciate your help.
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00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:59,150
I know there's a lot of other
things you'd rather be doing.
236
00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:01,152
- That's okay, dad.
I understand.
237
00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:03,455
The important thing is,
we got you there in time.
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- Damn calzone.
239
00:12:12,098 --> 00:12:14,365
Robert?
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00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:16,367
You're not going to
believe this.
241
00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:18,770
- What, again?
242
00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:20,305
All right, come on.
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- Hurry!
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- Okay.
245
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- Grab the newspaper.
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00:14:50,422 --> 00:14:52,457
- Oh, yeah.
247
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Ring a bell, and the whole world
comes running.
248
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- I'm done.
Help me out of this thing.
249
00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:03,167
- I got your macaroni and cheese
on the stove.
250
00:15:03,169 --> 00:15:05,136
I got to stir it
251
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:09,207
'cause you like your cheese
evenly distributed.
252
00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:15,046
- Now, please.
253
00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:16,314
- That's it.
254
00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:18,016
- What?
What are you doing?
255
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:19,450
What's the big idea?
256
00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:20,919
- I'll get you out
when I'm good and ready.
257
00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:22,553
- Well, I'm ready now.
258
00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:23,688
- But I'm not.
259
00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:25,423
- I am the father.
260
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,358
You are the son.
261
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:31,396
The son must serve
the father.
262
00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:34,265
- Oh, yeah?
You want to be served?
263
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,134
All right.
I'll serve you.
264
00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:38,536
But first...
I'm going to cook you.
265
00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,505
- What?
What are you doing?
266
00:15:42,007 --> 00:15:43,241
Robert.
267
00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:01,426
- Oops.
Ha.
268
00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:03,628
I didn't think
you'd be up.
269
00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:09,100
- Do you have any idea
how late it is?
270
00:16:11,537 --> 00:16:15,039
- I don't know, but who cares?
We're at sea.
271
00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:17,108
- Where have you been?
272
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,743
- With my friends.
273
00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:20,345
We sang "carousel"
274
00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:22,146
And practically all of
"fiddler on the roof."
275
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,248
I was tevye.
276
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:25,550
- Friends?
277
00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:28,319
Who, those merry widows?
- Uh-huh.
278
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:31,689
And ted and walter
and mary beth's husband.
279
00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:33,424
We're all going
to the discotheque.
280
00:16:35,427 --> 00:16:37,729
Now, what'd I do
with my evening purse?
281
00:16:37,731 --> 00:16:38,730
Oh, here.
282
00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:43,634
- Have you been drinking?
283
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:45,703
- No, but upstairs
they're setting up
284
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:47,672
A whiskey sour fountain.
285
00:16:51,276 --> 00:16:54,078
- Who are you?
286
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,580
- What do you mean?
287
00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:58,616
- You're--
you're acting all...
288
00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:03,154
I don't know,
like a woo-woo party girl.
289
00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:05,590
- I'm having fun.
Can't I have fun?
290
00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:07,325
- I'm not saying
you can't.
291
00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:10,428
I'm just saying it's a little...
Hard to watch.
292
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:15,033
- Well, I didn't know you
were paying any attention.
293
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:19,437
You seem so busy trying to get
on all the buffet lines.
294
00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:21,606
- You got to get there early,
or they get picked over.
295
00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:24,142
- Raymond, stop eating.
296
00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:26,144
- "stop eating"?
See?
297
00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:28,479
You've never said that
to me before.
298
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:30,248
- Come on.
Let's go dancing.
299
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:31,616
- No. No, I don't
want to dance.
300
00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:33,484
I'm not a dancer.
301
00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:35,186
- All right, then,
I'll see you later.
302
00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:36,487
- Wait, wait, wait.
303
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:38,122
Ma, don't you think
304
00:17:38,124 --> 00:17:39,657
You're overdoing it
a little, huh?
305
00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:41,659
Take it easy.
Take a break.
306
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:44,495
Come on, we'll get something
to eat here.
307
00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:48,299
Look, room service.
I got a tab running.
308
00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:49,801
- I don't want
to stay in the room.
309
00:17:49,803 --> 00:17:51,602
It's too small.
310
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:53,704
- Well, what's so special
about those people out there?
311
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:55,573
- Nothing.
They're just very nice.
312
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,575
They think I'm fun.
They think I'm interesting.
313
00:17:57,577 --> 00:18:00,778
They like doing things with me.
They like me.
314
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:02,280
- I like you.
315
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:06,317
- Oh, I know you do,
raymond.
316
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:07,718
You know what?
317
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:10,354
We'll have room service
for breakfast tomorrow.
318
00:18:10,356 --> 00:18:13,191
I won't stay out long.
319
00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:15,193
- Mom?
- What?
320
00:18:17,196 --> 00:18:20,398
- Maybe I'll--
321
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,333
I don't know...
322
00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:25,369
I'll go with you.
323
00:18:25,371 --> 00:18:27,405
- Oh, no,
that's all right, dear.
324
00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:28,506
You don't have to.
325
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:30,108
- No.
326
00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:32,643
I want to.
327
00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:34,579
- You want
to go dancing?
328
00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:36,481
- Well,
I don't know about that,
329
00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:39,150
But--
but we can hang.
330
00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:41,219
- Don't be--
don't be silly.
331
00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:42,720
We'll fox-trot.
332
00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:44,255
- Look. No, I don't know
how to do it.
333
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:45,790
- Yes, you do.
Yes, you do.
334
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:48,126
You remember
your cousin jean's wedding?
335
00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:49,494
- I was 13.
336
00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:50,828
- Yeah, but you were
very good.
337
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,463
Just follow me now.
338
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,365
It's step, step,
quick step.
339
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:55,700
Count with me.
340
00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:58,669
- Step, step,
quick step.
341
00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,738
step, step, quick step.
342
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:02,840
I got it. I got it.
- See, raymond?
343
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:05,176
You're marvelous.
- Yeah, okay.
344
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:10,548
- No.
345
00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:27,165
- Sure could go
for some pretzels.
346
00:19:32,271 --> 00:19:34,605
I'll get them.
347
00:19:41,247 --> 00:19:43,181
Hi, boys.
We're home.
348
00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:44,749
- Marie!
349
00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:46,817
My marie!
350
00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:48,352
- What are you doing up?
351
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:49,620
You shouldn't be up, honey.
Sit down.
352
00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:51,255
- I missed you so much!
353
00:19:51,257 --> 00:19:53,925
- Oh!
354
00:19:53,927 --> 00:19:55,593
Sit down.
Sit.
355
00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:59,430
Oh...Poor chi chi.
356
00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:01,399
Did you miss me?
357
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:04,602
- It's been hell
without you.
358
00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:06,737
- Did robbie take
good care of you?
359
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:08,306
- Oh, yeah,
360
00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:10,775
I took care of him,
all right.
361
00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:13,444
He should be tender
to the bone.
362
00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:15,513
- Thank you, robbie, dear.
363
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:19,450
- Hey.
- Hey.
364
00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:21,285
How was your trip?
365
00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:23,287
- Yeah, not bad.
366
00:20:23,289 --> 00:20:25,289
I'll tell you
one thing:
367
00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:28,626
If dad's the first to go,
mom's going to do just fine.
368
00:20:30,462 --> 00:20:31,662
- Oh, yeah?
369
00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:33,497
Well, if ma's
the first to go,
370
00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:36,567
God help us all.
371
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:41,505
- Hey, hey, hold on.
I made this for you.
372
00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:42,807
Yeah, it's...
373
00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:44,709
- Huh.
- Yeah, it's oriental.
374
00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:47,445
- Good. Thanks.
375
00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:48,980
- Yeah.
376
00:20:48,982 --> 00:20:51,415
- Putting on a few pounds
there, huh, cubby?
377
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,584
- Yeah, yeah.
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