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- There he is.
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There's my boy.
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- You two like to be alone?
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- So, raymond, three more days
before your birthday, huh?
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Getting excited?
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- Yeah.
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One year closer
to looking like this.
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- Well, just make sure
I can find you at 8:46
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To give you
your birth minute kiss.
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- You always find me, ma.
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- But don't be
in the shower this time.
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That was awkward.
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- Hey, ma, how about
this picture of me
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At my first birthday
party, huh?
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- Oh, yes.
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Look, he's so adorable.
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- Yeah, big smile,
face full of cake.
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So happy.
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You weren't around yet.
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- There was no party.
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We just smeared chocolate
on your face
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And took the picture.
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- Frank!
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- What's he talking about, ma?
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- Well, you see, dear,
little babies
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Really don't have any idea
it's their birthday.
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- They're too dumb.
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- So we took a picture
so we'd have something
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To show you
when you got older.
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- What about this picture of
raymond on his first birthday?
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It looks like he's having
a party.
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- Well, of course.
Raymond had a party.
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- What?
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- Let me tell you what I learned
about children, dear.
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See, with the first one, you
might make a couple of mistakes.
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But...
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If you're sensitive,
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You don't make the same ones
with the second child.
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Oof, could we please
put on the heat?
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- It's too expensive.
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- I'm freezing, frank.
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What is it with you,
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We all have to get pneumonia
so you can save three cents?
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- You know,
most of the body's heat
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Escapes through the head,
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So you might want to seal up
any large openings.
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- I'm cold too.
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- Ah, you cupcake.
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Why don't you go
back to your house?
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- There's kids there.
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- Whoa, whoa,
what are you doing?
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- Snuggling
for body warmth.
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- I'm puttin' on the heat.
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Don't get
too comfortable there.
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What is that sound?
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- It's like...Rattling.
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- I know it's
rattling, columbo.
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Where's it coming from?
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- Where your heart
should be.
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- It's coming
from the vent in here.
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There it is.
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- Spiders.
Look out for spiders.
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Hey.
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- Oh, god,
you're kidding me.
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- What is it, raymond?
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- It's a steel city
beer bottle cap.
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Man, I haven't seen one
of these since high school.
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- Frank, what are you doing
throwing bottle caps in there?
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- It wasn't me.
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I never drank
that stuff.
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- Well, then where'd it
come from?
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- Oh, I can tell you that.
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I remember one week
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When you and dad
went to florida...
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Hey, bill caddy, you spaz!
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Hey.
Here, man.
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Yeah-eee!
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- Hey, dizzy,
cool fiesta.
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- I know.
Right, man?
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- Yeah.
- It worked out.
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Hey, here's that part...
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- Whoo-hoo!
- Oh, you fem!
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Hey, give me that.
Thanks.
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- Hey, check it out.
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Check it out.
Check it out.
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- Whoa!
- Ha ha!
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Right in there.
- Diz the wiz.
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- Yes, sir, dominique.
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- You had a party
in my house?
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- Not a party.
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Fiesta.
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- You drank?
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- Ma, it was 20 years ago.
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- And I'm just finding out
about it now?
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Was that the only party?
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- Uhh...
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- Oh, my god.
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What else did you
lie to me about?
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Did you smoke?
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- What, at that party?
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- Oh, my god.
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Did you smoke?
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- Smoke what?
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- Oh, my god!
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Oh!
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- Come on, ma...
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- This is how I raised you?
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Didn't I tell you
not to smoke?
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How many times did I tell you
not to smoke...
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Or drink, or do anything?
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I mean, what--
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And how many times
have you lied to me?
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- This was the one time.
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- That's another lie.
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You lied to your mother.
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- Everybody lied
to their mother.
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- I don't care
about everybody else.
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You're my son.
I trusted you.
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And every day that you pretended
to be a good boy,
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You were lying to me.
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- All right, ma.
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What?
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What do you
want me to say, ma?
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- Nothing.
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I don't want you
to say anything.
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- Ma.
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- I, for one, am shocked
and disappointed.
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- Eww.
Ray!
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- My birthday.
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- All right.
Okay.
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If you're sure
that's the one special thing
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You want to do today...
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- No.
No, no.
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No, no.
That's not it.
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By the way,
that one special thing--
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We're doing it twice.
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- Happy birthday, ray.
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You wanted skis, right?
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- That's funny.
Big skis, small box.
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Tell you what,
I'll keep the gift
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And return the joke.
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So, ma, how are you?
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- I'm fine.
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- All right,
come on, let's go.
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Let out any of that anger
you got built up in there.
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- I'm not angry.
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Hurt, confused,
disillusioned, maybe.
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- Stop overreacting,
marie.
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So he did a little rebelling
when he was a kid.
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- What rebelling?
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I never gave him anything
to rebel against.
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- Oh, pshh, yeah.
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- You had a nice childhood.
You hear me?
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Nice.
Nurturing and nice.
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I was a good mother.
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- She's nuts.
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- Yeah, and water's wet.
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You know,
I never told you this,
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But I used to think of you
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As kind
of a weak little mama's boy.
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- You told me that.
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- Well, not anymore.
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Now I see
you're a troublemaker.
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I'm a troublemaker too.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Oh, yeah.
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- Okay, all right.
I'm going in here now.
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- During the war, I found
this freak show in korea
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Where the star
attraction--
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- Yeah, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What are you doing?
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- Swappin' stories with you...
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Diz the wiz!
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- all right.
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- So...What's with you,
goofy?
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- Come on.
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You know what part
of my birthday's coming up.
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- No, no, no, no, no.
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- That's right.
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It's time for
"debra feels too guilty
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To turn down ray
on his birthday."
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- Whoo-hoo.
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Well, all right, then.
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- Ha ha!
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- You know,
I have to say, ray,
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I am really proud of you,
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'cause I thought you'd be
sort of obsessing now
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About what your mom
thinks about you.
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And, you know,
you didn't even care
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That she didn't give you
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Your birth minute kiss
this year, huh?
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- What time is it?
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- I don't know.
10:00.
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- You're right.
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She didn't give me
my birth minute kiss.
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8:46 every birthday.
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8:46, bam.
Every year.
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- Yeah.
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But you're okay
about it now.
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You grew up,
and you realized
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You didn't need it,
right?
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- Right.
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I'm sorry.
- What?
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- I can't do this
if my mother hasn't kissed me.
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Hey, ma.
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- Hi, dear.
You hu--
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- What?
What?
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You were gonna say,
"are you hungry?", right?
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- Just a habit...
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Like smoking.
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- Hey, look, I'm wearing
that sweater you got me.
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Good thing, too,
'cause it's freezing in here.
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That dad--
isn't he horrible?
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So is that cake for me,
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'cause you feel bad
about not helping debra
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With mine?
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That debra,
isn't she a terrible cook?
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Let me taste
some of that.
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- Not for you.
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- All right, look,
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I'm sorry about,
you know...
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I'm sorry I got you mad.
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Uh...
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And...I'm sorry
that I didn't tell you
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About all the bad stuff I did.
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And...
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I'm sorry that I did
all the bad stuff, so...
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Okay?
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- No.
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You're just saying that
to make me be happy.
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- All right, look,
don't--don't be happy.
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Just be...
The way that you were.
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- Beer me, marie.
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Hey, diz the wiz.
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If I were you,
I'd be careful.
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This one's a troublemaker.
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- Come on, ma.
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You got to get over this.
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Dad likes me too much.
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- Excuse me.
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- All right, look,
I'm sorry.
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I'm not your
good little boy anymore.
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I'm sorry.
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- So am I.
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- Hey.
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- Robbie!
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Ho ho ho, robbie!
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- What?
What?
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- I'm just so happy
to see you.
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Oh, you brought your laundry.
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Good, honey.
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Is this everything?
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- Nah, that's just
socks and underwear.
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- Oh.
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- Yeah, the rest
is in the patrol car.
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- No, no, come here, honey.
Sit down, sit down.
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Are you hungry?
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- I'll have whatever
raymond's having.
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- He isn't having anything.
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But I made you your favorite:
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Steak and macaroni and cheese
and ham alfredo.
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- Lay it on me,
mamacita.
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- Anything happen
at work today, dear?
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Robert?
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- Oh, me?
264
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,357
- Yeah.
265
00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:13,158
- Nah.
266
00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:18,363
- I always want to hear
about your job.
267
00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:21,065
- Oh, come on.
268
00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:23,468
- I'm talking
to your brother.
269
00:13:25,871 --> 00:13:28,973
- Oh, well,
let's see, um...
270
00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:30,375
Well, yesterday
I spent all day
271
00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:32,410
Catching up
on the paper work.
272
00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:35,246
And then today I find out
that the city issued new forms
273
00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:36,815
And now I have to spend
a whole other day
274
00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:38,449
Filling out
the new paperwork.
275
00:13:45,457 --> 00:13:47,592
That's terrific.
276
00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:50,929
New forms.
277
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:53,364
- All right, what the hell's
going on here?
278
00:13:58,137 --> 00:13:59,838
- What do you mean, dear?
279
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:03,441
- All this...Nice.
280
00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:04,876
- Yeah, come on,
stop it, ma.
281
00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:07,345
You're freaking him out.
282
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:10,014
- What, I can't just be
happy to see you?
283
00:14:15,487 --> 00:14:17,322
- I've got a surprise for you.
284
00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:19,090
- Yeah, what,
you gonna bring dad out?
285
00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:22,360
He's written
a song about me?
286
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,929
- Better.
287
00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:27,065
Happy first birthday.
288
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:29,534
- Oh, my god.
289
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:32,904
- I always felt bad about
skipping your first birthday,
290
00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:35,073
So...Ta-da!
291
00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:42,046
I love you.
292
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:54,559
- Thanks, ma.
293
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:57,328
I love you too.
294
00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:59,597
- Yeah, now turn over.
She'll powder your ass.
295
00:15:10,309 --> 00:15:12,043
- I'm gonna start
your laundry,
296
00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:14,112
And then you and I are gonna
have a piece of your cake.
297
00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:17,115
- Ahh.
298
00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:20,485
Can I, uh, cut you a piece
to go, ray?
299
00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:24,422
- Yeah.
300
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,291
Just so you know,
that's my cake, okay?
301
00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:28,459
She actually made it
for my birthday.
302
00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:30,461
- Huh, for your birthday?
Okay, let's see...
303
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:34,432
"happy birthday, robbie."
304
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:37,468
So, what, is that,
like, a typo?
305
00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,137
- Come on.
306
00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:41,105
You know she's just tryin'
to make me feel guilty
307
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:43,341
For that high school party
I had.
308
00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:47,011
- Raymond, raymond,
raymond, raymond.
309
00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:48,546
You know, I sort of--
sort of feel
310
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:50,248
A little sorry for you,
cubby, huh?
311
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:51,716
I really do.
- Get out of here.
312
00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:53,117
Get out of here.
313
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,086
- Look at you, huh?
314
00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:56,421
Your whole life,
315
00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:58,323
You always been
mom's favorite, right?
316
00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:02,727
It's always been
75% you, 25% me.
317
00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:04,963
- What do you got,
a pie chart?
318
00:16:06,198 --> 00:16:07,565
- No pie.
319
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:08,700
Cake.
320
00:16:13,405 --> 00:16:17,542
And it appears
the numbers have changed.
321
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:19,277
- Yeah, well, good.
322
00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:21,112
Good.
Congratulations.
323
00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:22,580
You get more her.
- Mm-hmm, yeah.
324
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:25,183
And it's killin' you,
huh, mama's boy?
325
00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:27,085
- I am not a mama's boy.
326
00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:29,520
- Not anymore.
327
00:16:34,026 --> 00:16:36,260
- Okay, it's cake time.
328
00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:39,397
Where's the other one?
329
00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:41,766
- He said some mean things
then took off.
330
00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:43,067
- Don't listen to him.
331
00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:45,737
Don't listen
to him.
332
00:16:45,739 --> 00:16:47,705
- Ah, this is great.
Should we get dad?
333
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:49,474
- Why ruin it?
334
00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:54,712
- Ah.
335
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:55,646
- This is nice,
isn't it?
336
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:58,616
- Oh, very nice.
337
00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:00,051
- Okay.
338
00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:01,285
Mmm.
339
00:17:01,287 --> 00:17:02,387
Good?
340
00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:04,422
- Mmm, yeah.
341
00:17:13,732 --> 00:17:15,366
That's a nice blouse.
342
00:17:19,071 --> 00:17:20,371
- Thank you.
343
00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:35,453
- Where'd you get it?
344
00:17:37,489 --> 00:17:40,058
- I don't know...
Bloomingdale's.
345
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:41,626
- How 'bout that, huh?
- Mm-hmm.
346
00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:45,196
- They got blouses now, huh?
347
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:49,400
- Yeah, sure, dear.
All kinds.
348
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,569
- Huh.
349
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,204
- Milk?
350
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:54,572
- Mmm, please.
- Okay.
351
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:55,773
Be right back.
352
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,708
Oh, look at that.
353
00:17:57,710 --> 00:18:00,778
Raymond tracked in
dirt on the floor.
354
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:04,182
You think
you know a person...
355
00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:07,552
- I don't know, ma.
I think that's been there.
356
00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:10,321
- Don't try to defend him.
357
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:11,823
How's your cake?
358
00:18:11,825 --> 00:18:14,492
- It's great.
- Yeah.
359
00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:16,294
- Poor raymond.
360
00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:23,267
You know, ma,
he's really not that bad.
361
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,769
- How do we know
what he is?
362
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,471
Eat your cake.
363
00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:28,606
- You're really on his case,
huh, ma?
364
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,408
I've never seen you
like this before.
365
00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:32,143
I mean, would you
be this mad at me
366
00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:34,512
If it had been my party
back in high school?
367
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:36,681
- What?
368
00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:38,883
- No, I'm just saying
that you seemed to be,
369
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:40,885
You know, so mad--
- wait a minute, wait a minute.
370
00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:43,554
Are you saying
it was your party?
371
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:45,223
- What?
What'd I say?
372
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:48,192
- Oh, oh, my god,
it was your party.
373
00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:49,560
- What?
374
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:51,696
- Robert, please, no more.
No more lies.
375
00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:53,164
- It's not a lie.
376
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:55,500
- No, no, no, no.
I see now.
377
00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:57,301
Raymond said
it was his party
378
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:58,836
To keep you from
getting into trouble,
379
00:18:58,838 --> 00:18:59,637
And you let him!
380
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,139
- No, no!
381
00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:04,275
- Oh, he lied to protect you.
382
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:09,313
I know my raymond
was a good boy!
383
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:12,216
I knew I was a good mother.
384
00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:14,619
I need to talk to raymond!
385
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:31,469
- Let's do this
again sometime.
386
00:19:57,796 --> 00:20:00,932
- Raymond dear...
387
00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:02,633
- Hey.
388
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:04,702
- Robert just told me.
389
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:05,736
- Told you what?
390
00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:07,838
- That it was his party.
391
00:20:10,642 --> 00:20:13,711
- Huh?
392
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,680
- That was such a nice thing
that you did,
393
00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:17,815
To cover for your brother
like that.
394
00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:19,517
- He told you
it was his party?
395
00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:21,752
- Here's your cake,
sweetie.
396
00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:25,389
The world
makes sense again.
397
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:27,325
- Is this for me?
398
00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:28,759
- Oh, you deserve ten cakes.
399
00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:29,994
- Yeah, but--but--
400
00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:32,330
- You made up
that whole story
401
00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:34,365
Just to protect
your brother?
402
00:20:46,511 --> 00:20:48,312
- I didn't want
to get him in trouble.
403
00:20:50,682 --> 00:20:52,516
- Here you go, dear.
404
00:20:54,886 --> 00:20:57,355
- Mmm.
405
00:20:57,357 --> 00:20:58,856
Mmm!
406
00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:00,825
Nobody makes cake
like you!
407
00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:04,295
- And nobody
eats it like you.
408
00:21:06,365 --> 00:21:08,633
- You know,
robert's not that bad.
409
00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:11,035
- I know.
410
00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:13,804
And it was
20 years ago anyway.
411
00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:15,506
So let's save him
a piece of cake.
412
00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:16,641
- Yeah.
413
00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:18,676
A big one.
414
00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:20,845
And you know what,
415
00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:23,848
He can have
this whole cake too.
416
00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:25,816
yeah.
417
00:21:30,689 --> 00:21:32,456
- You know,
I-I still need
418
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:34,558
To give you
your birth minute kiss.
419
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:35,860
- Come on, ma.
420
00:21:35,862 --> 00:21:37,361
I'm a little
too old for that.
421
00:21:37,363 --> 00:21:39,063
All right, if it'll
make you happy, go ahead.
422
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:43,968
Okay.
423
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:45,803
- Where'd the cake go?
424
00:21:47,406 --> 00:21:51,342
Oh, crap,
what happened?
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