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- Hey.
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- Hi, honey.
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You want some eggs?
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- Don't listen to her.
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It's not eggs.
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It's that
fake-egg crap.
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- It tastes
exactly the same.
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- Yes, exactly like crap.
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- Why are you making
fake eggs?
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- Well, your father
and I went
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To the senior
health fair yesterday.
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- Senior health fair?
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What are the rides there?
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The complain-a-go-round?
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Tunnel of gas?
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- We had
our cholesterol checked,
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And the both of us are
very close to the danger zone.
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- Mine was lower than hers.
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- One point lower.
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- I'm still gonna live
longer than you.
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- What, 30 seconds?
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- 30 seconds
in paradise.
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- All right, listen,
romeo and juliet.
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I'm gonna--
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I'm gonna borrow
a garbage bag.
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- What do you mean "borrow"?
You're gonna give it back?
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- All right,
I'm stealing a garbage bag.
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- What the hell is that?
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- It's milk for your coffee.
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- That's not my milk.
- Yeah, that's regular milk.
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- Not in that blue carton,
it's not.
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Give me that!
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Skim!
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- It's better for you.
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- Don't give me "better."
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Look, it's not even mixing.
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The coffee doesn't
even recognize it.
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- If you don't drink that,
I-I'm gonna--
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- What?
What are you gonna do?
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Leave me?
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Hey, ray, wait a second.
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One moment, son.
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- Oh, frank!
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- Hey, get--
get another bag.
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Your mother needs to pack.
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- Frank!
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The young man at the health fair
said that you shou--
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- The stupid health fair!
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I go in there looking
for a chocolate cone
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At the drug store,
and the next thing I know,
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I'm getting
my blood pressure taken.
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- My blood pressure
was better than yours.
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- But I won
the eyesight thing.
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- So, what, did you have
the cholesterol check
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To break the tie?
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- Yeah, and I won.
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- We're waiting
for the urine test.
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I could still tie if your father
has high blood sugar.
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- Until then,
I'm eating what I want,
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And I want real eggs
and real milk.
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- Well, then you better go
to ihop, because from now on,
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We're eating healthy
in this house.
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Give me that.
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- What are you doing?
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- Sour cream.
- No!
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- Bacon.
- No!
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- Cheese.
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- What, are you gonna
rip my heart out?
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- Lasagna.
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- Hey, I could
have that, ma.
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- Butter,
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Aha, chocolate cake,
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And cannolis.
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All right, there.
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That's it.
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- Thank you!
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- Where are you going?
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- On a picnic.
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Out with the old bag,
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In with the new!
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- See, and look, you never
have to use butter.
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They have olive oil
in a spray now.
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Smell--smell this.
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- Ooh!
Nice!
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- Mm-hmm.
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- Mmm.
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- You put a little of that
behind your ears,
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Frank will be
all over you.
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- You think?
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- Mm-hmm.
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- Hey, pinky.
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- Raymond, debra's teaching me
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So much about cooking.
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- You're learning cooking
from debra?
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Oh, okay, so heaven is here.
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Hell is here.
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It's raining monkeys,
and wood is now a drink.
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- And look at this book
debra gave me,
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101 healthy thingsto do in the kitchen.
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- In this kitchen,
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The healthiest thing
to do is leave.
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Ooh.
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Debra's cooking, yay!
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Yay, yay, yay!
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- Boy, I wish I had
started this years ago.
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I feel so snappy
and peppy.
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- Ma, I thought you were
doing this just to annoy dad.
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- That's a bonus.
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- Oh, marie, come here.
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Look, here's that section,
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"how to enjoy
a low-fat thanksgiving."
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- Ooh, hoo, thanksgiving.
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- Yes.
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- Oh, I can't wait to make
some of these things.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa.
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You're not going to do this
for thanksgiving?
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- Especially thanksgiving.
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- Well, you're still going
to make
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The real food for us,
though, right?
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- I guess I could.
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- No, no, ray,
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Your mother's not going to cook
two separate meals.
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- Why not?
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Huh?
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She loves to cook, debra.
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Who are you to take that
away from her?
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- Look at this.
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A tofu turkey?
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- Yeah.
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That looks good, huh?
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- I would rather eat
that page.
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- Oh, it says here
you need a special mold
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To shape the tofu
into a turkey.
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- No, you don't
need a mold, ma.
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Okay, god does that.
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Yeah.
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He takes a whole bunch
of bird meat,
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And he molds it
into a turkey.
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- Come on, ray.
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- I'm quoting the bible
here, debra, okay?
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- Don't worry, raymond.
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It'll be delicious,
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Like everything else
that I cook.
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- Oh, I promise.
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I'm not going to leave out
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The most
important ingredient.
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- Turkey?
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- Love.
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- Love?
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- You'll live.
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- Okay, we're ready.
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Here's the steamed veggies
with fresh lemon juice.
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- Ahh, marie,
this looks fantastic.
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- And I'll be right back
with the tofu turkey.
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- Mmm, is that
what I'm smelling?
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Bring it out here, ma.
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Tofu turkey.
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I could be sitting
in my apartment
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Eating beef-a-roni
right now.
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- Okay, come on, frank.
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We're ready.
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- I pass.
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- Okay, frank, listen.
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Marie has cooked
a very nice meal for everyone,
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And you are going to sit
at that table and eat it.
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- But I don't want to.
- We are not discussing this.
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You have till
the count of three; one...
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- I'm not going.
- Two.
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- All right.
All right.
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- Good.
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Okay.
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So, see?
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This is a family.
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- Ta-da!
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- Ooh!
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Kids, look.
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Look what grandma made!
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Huh?
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- How about that, huh?
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Look how it jiggles.
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Of a good bean curd bird
right there.
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- May I have
my carving knife, please?
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- Thank you, frank.
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- I want to slit my throat.
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- All right, I got it.
I got it.
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All right, what do you want?
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- Give me a leg.
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- Okay.
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All right, here, we got--
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Look, we got--
here's your choices.
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We got the light--
light over here.
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We got dark where
the food coloring has puddled.
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- All right,
just give me the spoon.
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- It's not food coloring.
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It's worcestershire
and beet juice.
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- Oh, see?
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That's very clever.
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- Why didn't you
bring your dog, robert?
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- I don't think
shamsky would eat this.
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- Yeah, but we could eat him.
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- Go ahead, robbie.
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Try some.
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- What about raymond?
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- I had some already.
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- No, you didn't.
- Yes, I did.
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- No, you didn't.
- I did.
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I did, from right here.
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You can't tell,
'cause it morphs back.
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- All right, all right.
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We are all eating some.
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- Frank.
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Swallow it.
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Ray, ray.
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- Go ahead, robert.
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- I never thought
I'd say this,
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But could you pass
the broccoli, please?
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- Actually, I think
it's very tasty.
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You just have to make
an adjustment.
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Right, debra?
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- Kind of starts out
with an aftertaste, doesn't it?
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- It has an authentic
turkey flavor.
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And the good thing is,
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You don't fall asleep
after this meal.
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- That's all I had left.
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- It's jell-o!
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- Shh! Don't do that.
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- I'll get it!
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- Well, who could that be?
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- Hopefully the angel of death.
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- Barone?
- Yeah.
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- Happy thanksgiving
from the red bonnet inn.
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Gobble, gobble, gobble.
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- What is this?
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- A complete holiday dinner
with all the trimmings.
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- It's the angel of mercy!
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- This must be a mistake.
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- You ordered this, frank.
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- Why do you assume it's me?
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- Because you're the one
who wants to kill me.
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- Okay, but I still
didn't order this.
241
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- Well, who did?
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- Not me, ma.
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This melts in your mouth.
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- I would've left it
across the street,
245
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But I can't leave
perishables.
246
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Is there a ray barone
over here?
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- Oh,
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00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:08,493
Boy.
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Here, take this.
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You don't want
to have to testify.
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Go.
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- Raymond.
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- Gobble, gobble, gobble.
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- You ordered this?
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- Yes, for a snack at my house,
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Later, later,
after this delicious meal.
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Huh?
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Hey, you know what?
We didn't say grace yet.
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Huh?
Come on, everybody, grace time.
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Oh, lord, bless us
and these, thy gifts--
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- Ray--
- debra, please.
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Which we are
about to receive,
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And, you know,
thanks a lot.
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Your friend, ray barone.
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- Let's eat!
266
00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:17,829
- Oh, god, is that
chestnut stuffing I smell?
267
00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:19,931
- What is wrong
with you people?
268
00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:22,333
Can't you stop thinking
of yourselves for one minute?
269
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:24,202
- Corn muffins!
270
00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:27,038
- Do you know how much
this has hurt your mother?
271
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,840
- I wasn't going
to have it now, okay?
272
00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:30,441
I didn't want to hurt her.
I know how she feels.
273
00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:32,277
Hands off my bird,
come on.
274
00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:33,812
- I'll take care of this.
275
00:13:33,814 --> 00:13:35,480
You go in there
and talk to her.
276
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:36,815
- I can't talk to her now.
277
00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:39,918
She's all upset.
278
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:40,819
- Listen, she's trying
to do something
279
00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:42,220
For herself for a change,
280
00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:44,322
And the least you can do
is support her.
281
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:47,425
- Yes, isn't it time you
thought of someone else
282
00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:50,061
Besides raymond?
283
00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:52,096
- Yeah, thanks, robert.
284
00:13:52,098 --> 00:13:54,465
You got a little of my stuffing
on your chin there.
285
00:13:56,936 --> 00:13:58,536
- Hey, where you going
with that?
286
00:13:58,538 --> 00:13:59,971
- I don't know.
287
00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:01,206
Maybe I'll give it
to the homeless.
288
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:02,941
- The homeless?
289
00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:06,277
They're chowing down
in some mission,
290
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,879
The lucky bastards.
291
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:15,186
- Listen, ma,
you can come back in now.
292
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,554
Everything's better now.
293
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:20,625
Debra took away
all the bad food.
294
00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:23,261
I mean,
the restaurant food.
295
00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:24,963
All right?
296
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,264
So come on, come on.
297
00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:27,932
Come on back in.
298
00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:29,300
Come on, come on back, ma.
299
00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:32,136
Come on.
300
00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:34,405
Hey, is this
your soy cheesecake, huh?
301
00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:37,208
Boy, it looks great.
302
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,343
Ack!
303
00:14:44,149 --> 00:14:46,251
All right, I don't want
to eat that dessert now,
304
00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:49,187
'cause that's going
to ruin the dinner.
305
00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:51,956
I--all right, ma,
look, look.
306
00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:53,558
About the ordering out thing--
307
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:54,659
- I know.
308
00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:56,227
I'm sorry.
309
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,662
- What?
310
00:14:57,664 --> 00:14:59,964
- I know how much you love
my thanksgiving dinner,
311
00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:02,600
And I should have
made it for you.
312
00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:06,104
- Well, no, no, you got
to stick to your thing--
313
00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:08,239
- No, you're my son,
314
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,375
And I let you down.
315
00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:12,410
I'm sorry.
316
00:15:20,386 --> 00:15:23,421
- You know what, mom?
317
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,623
That's okay.
318
00:15:31,163 --> 00:15:32,130
It's okay.
319
00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:36,467
All right, stop it, stop!
320
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:37,535
Don't do that.
321
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:38,536
You're letting me off the hook.
322
00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,371
Don't let me off the hook.
323
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:42,407
- I don't know what
you're talking about.
324
00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:44,709
- Come on, I'm supposed
to be supportive.
325
00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:48,212
- No, no, I got too wrapped up
in all this diet business,
326
00:15:48,214 --> 00:15:51,382
And I forgot
what was important,
327
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:54,018
Cooking for my family.
328
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,493
- Listen.
329
00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:07,432
- You're important too,
you know?
330
00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:09,567
The special diet,
331
00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:12,437
Living longer, whatever.
332
00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:19,243
That's important to me.
333
00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:20,445
- You're sweet, dear.
334
00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:21,746
- No, no, look.
335
00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:23,481
You should do
something for you,
336
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,116
And if this is
what makes you happy,
337
00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:28,686
Then you should do it,
and I back you up.
338
00:16:30,422 --> 00:16:33,358
- Oh, raymond!
339
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:37,061
- All right, all right,
now you back up a little.
340
00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:38,997
- Oh!
- All right.
341
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:41,566
- Oh, thank you, raymond.
342
00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:43,568
This means the world to me.
343
00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:44,635
- I know.
344
00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:46,137
- Come here!
345
00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:47,505
- No, it's all right, ma,
come on.
346
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:48,573
Let's go, let's go.
347
00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:49,640
Let's get in there, huh?
- Okay.
348
00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:51,242
All right, everybody,
349
00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:53,111
We're having
mom's thanksgiving.
350
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:55,046
Save room for cheesecake.
351
00:17:22,074 --> 00:17:24,742
- Where am I?
352
00:17:27,513 --> 00:17:29,480
- Ma.
353
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:33,084
- I had the strangest dream.
354
00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:35,353
- Oh, come on, ma.
355
00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:38,589
- All right, I was hungry.
356
00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:41,659
I'd offer you some,
but I don't want to.
357
00:17:45,497 --> 00:17:47,565
- Mom, what about your diet?
Come on, I was supporting you.
358
00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:50,768
- You said I should do
whatever it was
359
00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:52,703
That makes me happy.
360
00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:54,305
- Yes, I did, but I--
361
00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:56,140
- Well, you know
what makes me happy?
362
00:17:56,142 --> 00:17:58,376
Butter.
363
00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:00,311
Butter makes me happy.
364
00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:02,146
- Yeah.
365
00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:05,083
Mmm!
366
00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:06,784
Oh, mmm!
367
00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:10,088
This is good
for restaurant food.
368
00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:11,322
- What about
your cholesterol, huh?
369
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:12,790
The danger zone?
370
00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:14,625
-I'm close to the danger zone.
371
00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:16,360
When I get
into the danger zone,
372
00:18:16,362 --> 00:18:17,395
I'll worry about it.
373
00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:22,767
Besides, it's thanksgiving.
374
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,235
- Well, the least I can do
375
00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:28,439
Is keep you from eating it
all yourself.
376
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,440
Come on.
Let's sit.
377
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:30,308
Come on, you want to sit?
378
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,443
- Yeah.
- Here.
379
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:33,444
- Okay.
- Oh, yeah.
380
00:18:34,848 --> 00:18:37,548
Oh, boy.
Want some of that?
381
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,117
Here's potatoes.
382
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:41,385
Those are great.
383
00:18:44,423 --> 00:18:46,491
- Aha!
384
00:18:48,527 --> 00:18:52,897
I said, "aha!"
385
00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:55,199
- What are you doing here?
386
00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:57,768
- I rolled over in bed
and suddenly there was
387
00:18:57,770 --> 00:19:00,838
No great wall of marie
to stop me.
388
00:19:03,575 --> 00:19:06,344
So much
for your willpower.
389
00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:08,212
- You going to talk
or you going to eat?
390
00:19:08,214 --> 00:19:09,714
- I'm in.
391
00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:16,154
- Hey, I was cruising by.
I saw dad come--
392
00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:21,192
Hey.
393
00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:22,527
I get it.
394
00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:25,796
Put out the tofu and
the brussels sprouts for robert,
395
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:29,300
Wait till he goes on shift,
and then party!
396
00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:33,671
- Here, sit down.
397
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:34,872
Shut up.
398
00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:36,207
- Thanks.
399
00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:41,245
- Take breaths, dad.
Take breaths.
400
00:19:41,247 --> 00:19:42,680
- Want some gravy, raymond?
401
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,682
- Yup. Yup, yup, yup, yup.
402
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:48,286
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, bring it on.
What have you got there?
403
00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:50,855
- Here we go.
How's that?
404
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:53,224
- What's going on here?
405
00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:55,193
- We're being supportive.
406
00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:57,895
- But what about
your diet, marie?
407
00:19:57,897 --> 00:19:59,297
- What's the point
in living longer
408
00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:00,398
If you're miserable, dear?
409
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:04,468
- You know, I think that
every day.
410
00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:05,636
Can I have one
of those rolls?
411
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:07,271
- Uh-huh!
412
00:20:07,273 --> 00:20:09,740
- Take a corn muffin too.
- Oh, muffins?
413
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:11,576
Okay, I'll get one of each.
414
00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:13,511
- This is very true.
- Just because the--
415
00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:15,279
- Is it thanksgiving again?
416
00:20:15,281 --> 00:20:16,581
- Yeah, yeah.
417
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:17,882
This is the good one.
418
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:19,417
Come on.
419
00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:20,618
Pick him up.
420
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:23,788
We're gonna have some turkey.
421
00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:24,822
Gobble, gobble, gobble.
422
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:26,424
Gobble, gobble, gobble.
423
00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:29,760
- Yeah.
424
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:31,862
- Cranberries.
Did you try these?
425
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:34,565
Here, have a little--
- thank you, sweetheart.
426
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:35,700
- That's good.
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