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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,602 --> 00:00:04,269 - Okay, how about this? 2 00:00:04,271 --> 00:00:05,604 We're on a private jet, right? 3 00:00:05,606 --> 00:00:08,073 Now, all the passengers, they're asleep. 4 00:00:08,075 --> 00:00:09,074 - Yeah? - Yeah. 5 00:00:09,076 --> 00:00:10,309 And I'm the captain, 6 00:00:10,311 --> 00:00:13,078 And you're the flight attendant. 7 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:14,513 - Okay. 8 00:00:15,782 --> 00:00:19,785 - Hello...Vickie. 9 00:00:19,787 --> 00:00:21,653 - Wait, who's vickie? 10 00:00:23,123 --> 00:00:25,524 - You are. 11 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:27,326 - Why can't I just be me? 12 00:00:27,328 --> 00:00:29,161 - All right, okay. All right, fine. 13 00:00:29,163 --> 00:00:30,162 Fine, you're you. 14 00:00:30,164 --> 00:00:34,633 Hello...Debbie. 15 00:00:34,635 --> 00:00:38,604 Boy, I...Usually don't cramp up when I fly, 16 00:00:38,606 --> 00:00:40,639 But maybe you could 17 00:00:40,641 --> 00:00:44,243 Take off your clothes and rub my neck a little. 18 00:00:44,245 --> 00:00:45,778 - Okay, wait, ray. 19 00:00:45,780 --> 00:00:47,746 Ray, can you just be you? 20 00:00:47,748 --> 00:00:49,415 - What--I can't be me. 21 00:00:49,417 --> 00:00:52,684 I don't know how to fly this thing. 22 00:00:52,686 --> 00:00:54,253 - Just forget the airplane. 23 00:00:54,255 --> 00:00:58,157 I just want to be here in our bedroom with you. 24 00:00:58,159 --> 00:01:01,293 - What kind of pervert are you? 25 00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:09,134 - Oh, no! - What, what no? 26 00:01:09,136 --> 00:01:10,769 Everything's locked, turned off, or asleep. 27 00:01:10,771 --> 00:01:12,805 - No, no. I just remembered. 28 00:01:12,807 --> 00:01:14,239 I think I'm out of stuff. 29 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:15,340 - Stuff? - Yeah, stuff. 30 00:01:15,342 --> 00:01:16,708 Well, there might be a tube of it 31 00:01:16,710 --> 00:01:17,643 Around here somewhere. 32 00:01:17,645 --> 00:01:18,644 - Tube? 33 00:01:18,646 --> 00:01:20,479 - A tube, yes, a tube. 34 00:01:20,481 --> 00:01:22,347 Unless you want to be a father again, look for the tube. 35 00:01:22,349 --> 00:01:26,552 Where--what does it look like? 36 00:01:26,554 --> 00:01:30,089 It's been so long, it's probably expired. 37 00:01:30,091 --> 00:01:32,758 Come on, everything was going so well. 38 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:34,560 I was home. 39 00:01:34,562 --> 00:01:37,629 You were awake. 40 00:01:37,631 --> 00:01:38,864 Got it! Got it! - You got it? 41 00:01:38,866 --> 00:01:42,534 - Got it, yes. 42 00:01:42,536 --> 00:01:45,504 - Ray, this is sunblock. 43 00:01:47,173 --> 00:01:50,242 - Okay, now we're on a beach, right? 44 00:01:50,244 --> 00:01:53,445 Yeah, you're the rich society-- 45 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:55,848 I'm juan, the cabana boy. 46 00:01:58,651 --> 00:02:01,687 Nice goin'. 47 00:02:01,689 --> 00:02:03,889 - What's that supposed to mean? 48 00:02:03,891 --> 00:02:09,328 - I mean runnin' out of the stuff. 49 00:02:09,330 --> 00:02:11,730 Way to go. 50 00:02:11,732 --> 00:02:13,899 - So you're blaming me? 51 00:02:13,901 --> 00:02:16,535 - Well, you're the one who's in charge of the stuff. 52 00:02:16,537 --> 00:02:18,437 - Why do I always have to be in charge? 53 00:02:18,439 --> 00:02:20,439 Why don't you go to the drugstore and get some things? 54 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:25,244 - Things--you know I don't like the things. 55 00:02:25,246 --> 00:02:27,212 - Well, I don't like the stuff. 56 00:02:28,681 --> 00:02:31,316 - I don't even like to buy the things, 57 00:02:31,318 --> 00:02:33,385 Especially if there's a lady cashier. 58 00:02:33,387 --> 00:02:37,723 I feel--I feel all dirty, you know? 59 00:02:37,725 --> 00:02:42,294 Like "hey, hey! Guess what I'm gonna be doin' later! 60 00:02:42,296 --> 00:02:45,531 "maybe. 61 00:02:45,533 --> 00:02:47,833 "if I can get all the kids to sleep, 62 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:53,172 And if the moon and the stars all line up." 63 00:02:53,174 --> 00:02:55,407 - Well, there is another option, you know. 64 00:02:55,409 --> 00:02:58,443 - We discussed it-- a little snip-snip. 65 00:02:58,445 --> 00:03:00,879 - Hey, hey, ow, whoa! 66 00:03:00,881 --> 00:03:03,849 Watch with that kind of talk, huh? 67 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:06,418 He can hear you. 68 00:03:10,957 --> 00:03:15,694 Don't listen to the crazy lady, okay? 69 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:17,329 No snip-snip. 70 00:03:17,331 --> 00:03:19,298 No snip-snip. 71 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:23,902 - Why don't you tell your partner 72 00:03:23,904 --> 00:03:26,505 That it might be in his best interest 73 00:03:26,507 --> 00:03:28,707 To take over this little responsibility. 74 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:30,309 He might get out more often. 75 00:03:38,651 --> 00:03:41,753 - What are you saying there? 76 00:03:41,755 --> 00:03:44,923 - I'm just saying that if I wasn't in charge 77 00:03:44,925 --> 00:03:46,725 Of absolutely everything, 78 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:50,362 I might, theoretically, 79 00:03:50,364 --> 00:03:55,701 Be more inclined to... More often. 80 00:03:57,570 --> 00:04:00,606 - Hmm. 81 00:04:00,608 --> 00:04:06,845 But now, if we were to do something this drastic, 82 00:04:06,847 --> 00:04:09,548 We might need something in writing. 83 00:04:12,652 --> 00:04:15,787 - Well, I can't give you any guarantees, but... 84 00:04:15,789 --> 00:04:19,558 - Hey, my client is gonna need some assurances here. 85 00:04:22,295 --> 00:04:25,497 - I'm sure we can reach a satisfying arrangement. 86 00:04:25,499 --> 00:04:26,999 Why don't you two discuss it? 87 00:04:29,669 --> 00:04:32,938 - I'll bring it up at the next meeting. 88 00:04:36,442 --> 00:04:38,710 Relax. I know what I'm doin'. 89 00:04:46,519 --> 00:04:50,022 - Hey, ray. 90 00:04:50,024 --> 00:04:52,724 Happy Halloween. 91 00:04:52,726 --> 00:04:55,794 - Hey, hey, nemo. 92 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:58,363 - It's good for business. 93 00:04:58,365 --> 00:05:00,899 And stop undressing me with your eyes. 94 00:05:02,402 --> 00:05:04,002 - Excuse me. - Right, right, yeah. 95 00:05:04,004 --> 00:05:06,772 Hey, ha, hey, whoa! 96 00:05:06,774 --> 00:05:09,841 - Welcome to hell. I'll be right with you. 97 00:05:09,843 --> 00:05:12,077 - Hey, hey, hey, ray. - Hey. 98 00:05:12,079 --> 00:05:13,912 - What's up? - Sit down. 99 00:05:13,914 --> 00:05:16,048 We're waiting to see what angelina's wearing. 100 00:05:16,050 --> 00:05:17,783 - Oh, yeah. 101 00:05:17,785 --> 00:05:19,551 - Remember last year's little bunny outfit? 102 00:05:19,553 --> 00:05:23,355 - Remember? I couldn't drive home. 103 00:05:23,357 --> 00:05:24,890 - Hi, guys. 104 00:05:24,892 --> 00:05:27,059 I'll be with you in one minute. 105 00:05:29,462 --> 00:05:31,663 - Please whack me with your ruler, 106 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:36,802 Sister mary wowie wow wow wow! 107 00:05:36,804 --> 00:05:39,871 - Andy, she's gonna spit in our food. 108 00:05:39,873 --> 00:05:41,707 - Can I take your order? 109 00:05:41,709 --> 00:05:45,711 - Sure, and then I'd like to join your order. 110 00:05:45,713 --> 00:05:47,913 - So you guys want your usual? 111 00:05:47,915 --> 00:05:49,414 - Yeah. 112 00:05:49,416 --> 00:05:50,716 - You know what? Just give me a ginger ale. 113 00:05:50,718 --> 00:05:52,117 I gotta go. - Okay. 114 00:05:52,119 --> 00:05:53,585 - Where are you going so fast? 115 00:05:53,587 --> 00:05:56,722 - I got a little doctor appointment. 116 00:05:56,724 --> 00:05:58,957 - You okay? - Yeah, no, I'm all right. 117 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:00,992 It's just a--it's a-- it's a little procedure. 118 00:06:00,994 --> 00:06:03,495 - Rubber glove, right? 119 00:06:03,497 --> 00:06:05,964 - No, no glove. 120 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:08,433 - He doesn't use a glove? 121 00:06:08,435 --> 00:06:10,702 - It's--it's not that, all right? 122 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,804 Come on, can I have a little privacy here? 123 00:06:12,806 --> 00:06:14,906 - Yeah, sure, sure. I understand. 124 00:06:14,908 --> 00:06:16,475 - Well, I don't. 125 00:06:16,477 --> 00:06:18,377 I mean, why are we hiding things? 126 00:06:18,379 --> 00:06:20,645 We're best friends. 127 00:06:20,647 --> 00:06:23,081 I read you my poetry. 128 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:24,649 - All right. 129 00:06:24,651 --> 00:06:26,118 I'm gettin' a vasectomy. 130 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:28,420 - Vasectomy? - Mm-hmm. 131 00:06:28,422 --> 00:06:30,088 - What rhymes with vasectomy? 132 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:31,790 - You're getting a vasectomy. 133 00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:33,091 - Come on-- 134 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:35,861 - Vasectomy? Very courageous, raymond. 135 00:06:35,863 --> 00:06:40,399 - Thank you, sister. 136 00:06:40,401 --> 00:06:42,701 - There once was a man from schenectady. 137 00:06:42,703 --> 00:06:44,503 Huh? 138 00:06:44,505 --> 00:06:46,638 - Is debra okay with this? - Okay? 139 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:49,408 She came at me with a pair of scissors. 140 00:06:52,879 --> 00:06:54,980 - Hey, ray, I heard you're cuttin' the wires. 141 00:06:54,982 --> 00:06:57,182 - Oh, come on. 142 00:06:57,184 --> 00:06:59,418 - I just want to tell you, it's great. 143 00:06:59,420 --> 00:07:01,586 - You had one? - Oh, yeah. 144 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:04,956 You're gonna get love like you never got love before. 145 00:07:12,498 --> 00:07:15,801 - Was he flirting with me? 146 00:07:15,803 --> 00:07:17,669 - Here you go. 147 00:07:17,671 --> 00:07:19,671 - All right, guys, listen. 148 00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:22,073 Thanks for your advice and all that. 149 00:07:22,075 --> 00:07:25,010 - Ray, let me just say one word, okay? 150 00:07:25,012 --> 00:07:28,780 Peplowski. - What? 151 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:31,616 - Peplowski. 152 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:33,952 Guy on my squad, we went through the academy together. 153 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:35,587 Had a great future. 154 00:07:35,589 --> 00:07:38,156 And then he got fixed. 155 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:39,958 He was never the same. 156 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,860 - What do you mean? 157 00:07:41,862 --> 00:07:43,929 - Well, let's just say after the procedure, 158 00:07:43,931 --> 00:07:45,964 He had trouble... 159 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:48,500 Saluting the captain. 160 00:07:50,770 --> 00:07:52,838 - Saluting the captain. 161 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:56,475 - Yeah, he could protect, but he could not serve. 162 00:07:59,812 --> 00:08:01,513 - Really? 163 00:08:01,515 --> 00:08:04,816 - Yeah, completely messed up his head, you know? 164 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:08,019 Never got over the fact that he was firing blanks. 165 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:12,791 He was working security at the mall, the poor bastard. 166 00:08:15,895 --> 00:08:20,065 - I don't want to work at the mall. 167 00:08:20,067 --> 00:08:22,734 - Just thought I'd give you something to think about. 168 00:08:27,740 --> 00:08:30,275 - We're gonna have to have another meeting. 169 00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:39,718 - Oh, you're back. 170 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:41,720 Oh, ray, I feel terrible. 171 00:08:41,722 --> 00:08:43,154 I wish you would have let me go to the doctor with you. 172 00:08:43,156 --> 00:08:44,890 Are you okay, hmm? 173 00:08:44,892 --> 00:08:45,891 I'm fine. 174 00:08:45,893 --> 00:08:48,727 - Oh! 175 00:08:48,729 --> 00:08:51,630 - Gonna be sore for a little while. 176 00:08:51,632 --> 00:08:52,931 - No, come on. 177 00:08:52,933 --> 00:08:54,733 I didn't do it. 178 00:08:54,735 --> 00:08:58,603 - Well, there are some risks. - There are? 179 00:08:58,605 --> 00:09:00,605 - Yeah, I was talkin' to the guys at nemo's-- 180 00:09:00,607 --> 00:09:02,974 - Oh, the guys at nemo's! 181 00:09:02,976 --> 00:09:04,910 Brilliant medical minds. 182 00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:06,745 How did you get an appointment? 183 00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:08,280 - All right, look, I changed my mind 184 00:09:08,282 --> 00:09:10,615 About mutilating myself, 185 00:09:10,617 --> 00:09:13,752 But I'm not a complete coward. 186 00:09:13,754 --> 00:09:16,021 There you go. - What? 187 00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:18,123 - In there. 188 00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:20,258 - Are these-- 189 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:21,726 - Things. 190 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:24,029 - I got the things. 191 00:09:24,031 --> 00:09:26,765 - You did? - Uh-huh. 192 00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:29,668 - These are things? Whoo! 193 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:32,604 What's with all the fancy colors? 194 00:09:32,606 --> 00:09:35,307 - Well, I mean, it's Halloween. 195 00:09:35,309 --> 00:09:38,310 He wants to dress up, too. 196 00:09:43,115 --> 00:09:46,751 - Wow, I can't believe that you bought these. 197 00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:47,953 - I told the lady, I said, 198 00:09:47,955 --> 00:09:51,056 "hey, give me the rainbow pack, lady. 199 00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:54,626 "and whatever you're thinkin', that's right! 200 00:09:54,628 --> 00:09:56,261 "yeah, and I'm gonna be a regular here, 201 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:59,331 So just keep the tab open." 202 00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:01,299 - You didn't say that. - I did. 203 00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:03,835 I said that, and then I punched out a stock boy 204 00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:06,805 And kicked over the sucrets rack. 205 00:10:06,807 --> 00:10:09,074 - Well, I'm proud of you. 206 00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:10,742 - And you listen up here, sweet sister. 207 00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:12,243 From now on, all this, 208 00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:16,047 This is--it's all my responsibility, okay? 209 00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:18,316 You don't think about it, not at all. 210 00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:19,751 Okay, I do it all. 211 00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:21,286 I take your ticket. 212 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:23,321 I show you to your seat. 213 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:25,790 It's all on me. - Yeah? 214 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,692 - Yeah, so you just-- you know, clear your mind... 215 00:10:27,694 --> 00:10:30,328 - Mm-hmm. - And your schedule 216 00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:33,832 And give popeye some spinach. 217 00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:36,835 - Mmm, you got it. 218 00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:38,370 Right after trick-or-treating... 219 00:10:38,372 --> 00:10:40,238 and the kids fall asleep. 220 00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:44,009 - But I'm thinking it could all happen by 9:30. 221 00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:45,377 - Yeah? - Yeah. 222 00:10:45,379 --> 00:10:47,045 - All right, then it's "sportscenter" at 10:00. 223 00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:48,980 - Well, well, 224 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:51,116 I might not be done with you by 10:00. 225 00:10:51,118 --> 00:10:52,417 Well, could we start at 9:15? 226 00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:54,352 'cause I really wanna watch "sportscenter." 227 00:10:57,824 --> 00:11:00,792 - Mommy, I'm ready for my wings. - Hey! 228 00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:02,727 - Ally, my little angel girl. 229 00:11:02,729 --> 00:11:03,862 - Hi. Okay, come on. 230 00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:05,030 Let's go put your wings on, okay? 231 00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:06,831 - See? 232 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,767 Every time you buy the things, 233 00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:12,203 Another angel gets her wings. 234 00:11:13,906 --> 00:11:16,307 - Come on. 235 00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:18,810 Everybody say "cavities." 236 00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:21,446 Cavities! 237 00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:30,455 - Frankenstein... 238 00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:32,390 Hungry! 239 00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:37,796 Eat children! 240 00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:39,097 - Come on, dad. 241 00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:40,231 Every year it's the same thing. 242 00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:43,334 Your bolts are rusty. 243 00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:46,137 - Frank, frank. 244 00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:47,372 Frank. 245 00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:51,476 - Give me back the candy. I need them. 246 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:56,314 - It's for the children. Please, come on. 247 00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:58,483 I don't have enough candy. 248 00:11:58,485 --> 00:12:00,385 - Stop being foolish. 249 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:02,120 I don't have enough candy! 250 00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:09,327 - You think that's so different from who you really are? 251 00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:16,234 - Doctor make bad bride. 252 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:20,338 Frankenstein sue doctor. 253 00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:22,340 - Okay, come on, let's go, let's go, let's go. 254 00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:23,808 Hey, frank. 255 00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:25,176 - What's with the hat? 256 00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:27,879 I'm a stewardess. 257 00:12:31,450 --> 00:12:34,119 - Any--any chance of preboarding? 258 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,991 9:30, after trick-or-treating. 259 00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:41,292 - All right. 260 00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:43,094 Come on, guys, ten houses and out. 261 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,996 - Yeah, thanks for holding down the fort, frank. 262 00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:50,068 - Hey, you still got the naked channel? 263 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:51,936 - Yeah, but it's all scrambled. 264 00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,905 - I don't mind. 265 00:12:55,474 --> 00:12:56,474 - Where's your costume? 266 00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:57,976 - This is it. 267 00:12:57,978 --> 00:13:01,312 I'm going as the guy who can't wait for 9:30. 268 00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:14,459 - Trick or treat! 269 00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:20,465 - He scared me! - It's okay. 270 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:23,234 - What is wrong with you, scaring children like that? 271 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:25,069 - I'm sorry. I'm very sorry. 272 00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:27,272 Look, look, I'm not scary, see? 273 00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:30,475 - He's scaring me! 274 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,977 - Aw, okay. You like candy? 275 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:35,280 I got lots of candy. Here. 276 00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:36,581 Here, here we go. 277 00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,116 Here you go, there you go, there you go. 278 00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:41,986 - You get some candy, too. There you go, okay. 279 00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:44,556 Don't toilet-paper the house, okay? 280 00:13:44,558 --> 00:13:46,391 My son's a cop. 281 00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:47,458 - Boo! 282 00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:52,497 - Wow, that's a lot of candy. 283 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:53,998 That should be enough for tonight. 284 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,099 - No! 285 00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:56,334 - Honey, we've only been to four houses. 286 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:57,902 Come on. 287 00:13:57,904 --> 00:13:59,571 - All right, come on, come on, come on. 288 00:14:05,611 --> 00:14:08,213 - Trick or treat! 289 00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:11,349 - Sorry, frankenstein's house of tooth decay is closed. 290 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,918 - Aw. 291 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:17,155 - Well, what can I say? 292 00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:18,256 All right, all right, all right. 293 00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:21,426 Here, here. 294 00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,230 There you go. 295 00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:27,999 - Frankenstein sucks. 296 00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:30,168 - Frankenstein sucks! 297 00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:33,271 Frankenstein sucks! 298 00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:34,505 Frankenstein sucks! 299 00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:37,508 - Frankenstein no suck. 300 00:14:43,649 --> 00:14:46,184 all right, all right! 301 00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:54,092 - Candy, candy, candy. 302 00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:03,201 Mm. 303 00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:05,970 Here we go! 304 00:15:09,975 --> 00:15:13,077 - Trick or treat. - Trick or treat, yeah. 305 00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:16,581 - Oh, sweet dears, you look terrible. 306 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,317 - Yeah, you look like a cupcake. 307 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,154 - Thank you. Come on in. 308 00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:25,290 - You know, marie, we really got to go, 309 00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:26,424 'cause we got to put the kids down. 310 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:27,659 - Put them down here, honey. 311 00:15:27,661 --> 00:15:29,360 They could spend the night. 312 00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:31,596 - Could we, mommy? - No, honey. Marie-- 313 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:34,399 - That's a great idea, ma. No, that's good. 314 00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:36,134 You kids, you want to spend the night, right? 315 00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:37,302 - Yeah, you see there? 316 00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:40,038 Old grandma's got lots of candy. 317 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,239 - Yeah! 318 00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:43,608 - Come on, sweetie. - Come on. 319 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,443 - Here, look, look. Go get it. 320 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:48,112 Go get it. 321 00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:52,984 - That's very clever. 322 00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:54,585 - Yes, ladies and gentlemen, 323 00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:56,587 We have clearance from the tower. 324 00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:58,957 Please enjoy your flight. 325 00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:00,658 - You made it just in time, kid. 326 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:03,061 The last one. 327 00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:06,364 I almost ate it myself. 328 00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:07,966 - Thanks, frankenstein. 329 00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:10,068 - Hey, dracula. 330 00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:11,703 Hey, dad. - Hey, frank. 331 00:16:11,705 --> 00:16:13,471 - Where are the kids? 332 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:16,474 - Oh, they're gonna spend the night at your house. 333 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,343 - You know, you didn't leave me enough candy. 334 00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:20,545 - Really? Because that bowl was full. 335 00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:22,747 - I almost had a riot on my hands. 336 00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:24,482 Good thing I found those chocolate coins 337 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:27,018 You left in the cupboard. 338 00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:31,356 - Chocolate coins? 339 00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:35,126 - Chocolate coins in brightly-colored wrappers, ray. 340 00:16:38,063 --> 00:16:39,597 - The things? 341 00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:42,600 You gave out the things? - Yeah. 342 00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:44,435 - Yeah, so what? 343 00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:46,504 - So? 344 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,006 You don't go in somebody's house 345 00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:49,640 And go in their cabinets 346 00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:52,744 And take their things and give 'em out, you maniac! 347 00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:57,348 - It's Halloween. 348 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,517 You got to give the kids what they want. 349 00:17:01,453 --> 00:17:03,654 - What's going on here? 350 00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:05,323 I'm getting complaints about the treats 351 00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:06,657 Coming from this house. 352 00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:08,292 - Oh, my god. 353 00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:09,761 Oh, my god, ray, the neighbors. 354 00:17:09,763 --> 00:17:11,629 We're going to have to move now. 355 00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:13,798 - Why? Were you saving them for something? 356 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,667 - Yes! As a matter of fact, yes! 357 00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:18,169 - All right, ray, all right. 358 00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:21,572 - The things, debra. We have no more things. 359 00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:23,474 Dracula. 360 00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:25,376 Dracula! 361 00:17:27,479 --> 00:17:29,714 - I don't get it. What's the big deal? 362 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:32,183 - What's the big deal? 363 00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:42,660 - You are sick. 364 00:17:47,499 --> 00:17:52,170 - And again, we are very sorry, jean. 365 00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:54,338 No, no, no. It was not-- 366 00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:58,843 No, it was not a political statement. 367 00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:03,648 Well, it was just my father-in-law. 368 00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:05,183 Yeah, and I'm sorry. 369 00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:07,785 Believe me, I'm sorry. 370 00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:09,587 Okay, bye-bye. 371 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,422 - Don't go to sleep. Don't go to sleep. 372 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,724 Got it. - You got it? 373 00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:15,593 - Got it, got it, got it. 374 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,662 I had to go through 15 draculas 375 00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:20,264 Until I found the right one, 376 00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,533 And then I bought it off him. 377 00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:24,335 - Did he know what he had? 378 00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:26,304 - No, but I didn't want to get him suspicious, 379 00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:28,206 So I also bought a popcorn ball, 380 00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:32,677 A marshmallow ghost, and a box of raisins. 381 00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:35,513 - Do you know how many parents I've had to talk to tonight? 382 00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:37,115 - Well, if it's more than two dozen, 383 00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:40,351 Then we're not the only ones giving out the things. 384 00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,520 - No, now people are going to think... 385 00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:44,555 Oh, god. 386 00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:45,623 - What? 387 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:50,128 - That we're having wild sex. 388 00:18:51,763 --> 00:18:54,365 - Well, as long as they're going to think it... 389 00:18:57,302 --> 00:19:00,304 - How can you still want to? 390 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,373 - Hey, hey, hey, hey. - Come on. 391 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:05,743 - Wait, let's remember why we did all this, huh? 392 00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:08,279 Look, I know it's easy to get distracted 393 00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:11,349 By all these little distractions here, 394 00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:16,154 But we got to keep our eye on the prize there. 395 00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:18,823 I have a dream! 396 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,591 There. 397 00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:25,163 There's the smile. 398 00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:27,832 There's the kiss. 399 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,167 - All right. 400 00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:33,471 - There's my client. 401 00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:38,242 Oh, no. 402 00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:40,511 - What's the matter? 403 00:19:42,314 --> 00:19:45,316 - Chocolate! 404 00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,353 - Trick or treat. 405 00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:59,463 - Hey, captain hook. 406 00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:04,302 Did you get any candy from frankenstein? 407 00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:05,736 No, no, honey, come on. Stay awake, stay awake. 408 00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:08,439 Come on, get u-- that's it, bright-eyed. 409 00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:09,640 Come on, bushy-tailed, let's go. 410 00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,776 No, no, no, stay awake. Let's sing. 411 00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:14,412 john jacob jingleheimer schmidt 412 00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:17,348 Da da da da da da da 413 00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:21,552 Hey, you! Nixon! 414 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:24,689 Did you get any candy from frankenstein? 415 00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:27,225 Wha--hey! 416 00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:30,261 I know where you live, casper. 417 00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:32,230 No, no, no, no, no. 418 00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:35,233 Honey, come on, come on. 419 00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:38,002 Oh. 420 00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:41,672 I hate Halloween. 421 00:20:49,648 --> 00:20:52,516 Ah, "sportscenter." 28763

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