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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,569 --> 00:00:05,170 - Ray, have you ever even seen our budget? 2 00:00:05,172 --> 00:00:07,139 - There's an actual piece of paper that says "budget" on it? 3 00:00:07,141 --> 00:00:10,109 - You have no idea what I do here, do you? 4 00:00:10,111 --> 00:00:11,777 - Why do I need to know? 5 00:00:11,779 --> 00:00:14,079 - Okay, I'm going to explain it to you. 6 00:00:14,081 --> 00:00:15,347 - Oh, don't. No. 7 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:16,582 You're gonna kill the magic. 8 00:00:18,485 --> 00:00:22,254 - Okay, once every two weeks, I go into the hamper, 9 00:00:22,256 --> 00:00:24,523 I find your pants, and I dig out your paycheck. 10 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:26,759 - You're welcome. 11 00:00:26,761 --> 00:00:28,794 - I deduct our fixed costs, and I figure out 12 00:00:28,796 --> 00:00:31,096 How much we have to service our debt. 13 00:00:31,098 --> 00:00:33,232 Now, whatever's left over is our discretionary fund. 14 00:00:33,234 --> 00:00:34,733 And from that, I put away as much as possible 15 00:00:34,735 --> 00:00:37,202 For the kids' college growth and income plan. 16 00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:39,571 You understand? 17 00:00:39,573 --> 00:00:43,175 - You know, one of your eyes is bigger than the other one. 18 00:00:43,177 --> 00:00:45,077 - You can't even listen to me. 19 00:00:45,079 --> 00:00:46,812 You can't even hear about the budget? 20 00:00:46,814 --> 00:00:48,247 - You're making it so complicated. 21 00:00:48,249 --> 00:00:49,782 - What do you mean I'm making it complicated? 22 00:00:49,784 --> 00:00:51,817 - Yeah, you are. Why don't you just pay the bills? 23 00:00:54,087 --> 00:00:56,588 I didn't mean what I said. 24 00:00:56,590 --> 00:01:01,326 What I meant was, it seems like it should be easier--for you. 25 00:01:01,328 --> 00:01:03,395 - It's going to be a lot easier. 26 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:04,596 - Okay. I'm sorry. 27 00:01:04,598 --> 00:01:05,731 - No, no, no. You're right. 28 00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:07,399 I'm making it way too complicated. 29 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:11,703 Just pay the bills. 30 00:01:11,705 --> 00:01:13,272 - All right, I guess I'll have to show you 31 00:01:13,274 --> 00:01:14,573 How easy it can be, then. 32 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:21,447 You saw daddy talking. You couldn't stop me? 33 00:01:27,821 --> 00:01:29,088 - Health department. 34 00:01:29,090 --> 00:01:31,523 - That ain't funny, raymond. 35 00:01:31,525 --> 00:01:33,158 - Hey, couple of slices? - Hey. Yeah. 36 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:34,560 Hi, how are ya? 37 00:01:34,562 --> 00:01:36,261 Nothing. 38 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:38,163 - Hey, ray-gele. - Hey, andy. 39 00:01:38,165 --> 00:01:39,798 Thanks for coming, man. - No problem. 40 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:43,469 I was in the mood for a little botulism. 41 00:01:43,471 --> 00:01:45,304 - Do me a favor, huh? I've been paying the bills 42 00:01:45,306 --> 00:01:46,839 For the last couple of weeks. 43 00:01:46,841 --> 00:01:48,440 I got this from the electric company. 44 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:51,276 Take a look at that. 45 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:52,611 - They're turning off your service. 46 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:54,179 - Yeah. Why? I don't get it. 47 00:01:54,181 --> 00:01:55,747 I mean, I paid all this stuff six weeks ago. 48 00:01:55,749 --> 00:01:57,182 - Can I ask you something? 49 00:01:57,184 --> 00:01:58,617 Why are you handling the checkbook? 50 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:00,619 Did debra leave you? 51 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:03,222 - Debra, she's made such a big deal about paying the bills. 52 00:02:03,224 --> 00:02:05,591 That it doesn't have to be that complicated. 53 00:02:05,593 --> 00:02:09,128 - Well, no electricity is less complicated. 54 00:02:09,130 --> 00:02:10,696 You're like the amish now. 55 00:02:10,698 --> 00:02:12,531 - Fine. Come on. You're good with numbers. 56 00:02:12,533 --> 00:02:14,600 Here. Take a look at this stuff. 57 00:02:14,602 --> 00:02:19,138 There's no reason they should be sending me mean letters. 58 00:02:19,140 --> 00:02:21,473 - Well, here's a reason. Your check bounced. 59 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:22,608 - What? 60 00:02:22,610 --> 00:02:27,179 - Wow! You bounced many checks here! 61 00:02:27,181 --> 00:02:28,580 You bounced 14 checks, 62 00:02:28,582 --> 00:02:30,549 And you were charged $300 in penalties. 63 00:02:30,551 --> 00:02:33,152 Excellent work! 64 00:02:33,154 --> 00:02:36,255 - What do you mean? I sent these checks myself. 65 00:02:36,257 --> 00:02:37,756 - Checks that didn't clear, ray. 66 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:41,293 You might as well have sent little pieces of toilet paper. 67 00:02:41,295 --> 00:02:42,895 - I make more than enough money. 68 00:02:42,897 --> 00:02:45,330 - Well, mazel tov to you. 69 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:49,768 You're $3,000 overdrawn here. 70 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:51,537 You didn't even open up your bank statement! 71 00:02:51,539 --> 00:02:54,373 - I trusted the bank. 72 00:02:54,375 --> 00:02:55,807 - You didn't reconcile your checkbook! 73 00:02:55,809 --> 00:02:57,242 - Huh? 74 00:02:57,244 --> 00:02:59,178 - You have to keep track, ray! 75 00:02:59,180 --> 00:03:01,280 Give me this. 76 00:03:01,282 --> 00:03:02,714 What did you do here? 77 00:03:02,716 --> 00:03:05,350 Why'd you pay so much on your visa card? 78 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:07,452 - Because I'm not going to pay interest charges. 79 00:03:07,454 --> 00:03:09,821 You pay in full, no interest charges. 80 00:03:09,823 --> 00:03:11,190 - That is smart. 81 00:03:11,192 --> 00:03:13,659 No money left, either. 82 00:03:13,661 --> 00:03:15,460 Look at this, debra had everything in order. 83 00:03:15,462 --> 00:03:17,796 - Yeah, yeah. Debra, debra, debra. 84 00:03:17,798 --> 00:03:20,432 All right, I'm sick of this money stuff. 85 00:03:20,434 --> 00:03:21,733 Just tell me what I have to do. 86 00:03:21,735 --> 00:03:25,204 You got to take last month's ending balance. 87 00:03:25,206 --> 00:03:28,574 Then you add the interest accrued on the account. 88 00:03:28,576 --> 00:03:31,543 Then you add all the checks that we know have cleared, 89 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:35,514 And then you subtract that number from... 90 00:03:35,516 --> 00:03:37,316 Ray, what did I just say to you? 91 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:42,354 - "accrued." 92 00:03:42,356 --> 00:03:43,589 - All right, ray, 93 00:03:43,591 --> 00:03:44,823 You had your little fun with mommy's checkbook. 94 00:03:44,825 --> 00:03:46,491 Now it's time to give it back to her. 95 00:03:46,493 --> 00:03:48,393 - No, no, all right, I'm not giving it back to her, 96 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:49,995 'cause then she's gonna know that I couldn't do this. 97 00:03:49,997 --> 00:03:54,466 When they cut off your power and tow away your house. 98 00:03:54,468 --> 00:03:56,301 - I don't get it! Look, how can it be this bad? 99 00:03:56,303 --> 00:03:57,736 It's only been six weeks. 100 00:03:57,738 --> 00:04:00,005 - That's what's so shocking. 101 00:04:02,475 --> 00:04:05,377 You need to put $3,000 in the bank, 102 00:04:05,379 --> 00:04:06,745 And you're going to have to tell debra about this. 103 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:08,814 - No. No, I can't. 104 00:04:08,816 --> 00:04:11,016 - Ray, eventually she's going to see that checkbook. 105 00:04:12,819 --> 00:04:15,020 - You're right. 106 00:04:15,022 --> 00:04:16,588 You're right. I got to do the smart thing. 107 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:18,724 - Good. 108 00:04:18,726 --> 00:04:20,359 - I'll make a fake checkbook. 109 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:27,332 - Like that shade? - Very nice. 110 00:04:27,334 --> 00:04:28,533 - Look at this. Look at this. 111 00:04:28,535 --> 00:04:30,569 Toes. 112 00:04:30,571 --> 00:04:31,970 Just a little bit darker than the nails. 113 00:04:31,972 --> 00:04:34,840 That's what the woman said was "in" now. 114 00:04:34,842 --> 00:04:36,708 - What, did you go to the beauty parlor? 115 00:04:36,710 --> 00:04:40,279 - Salon, grandpa. 116 00:04:40,281 --> 00:04:42,547 Yes. And it was great. 117 00:04:42,549 --> 00:04:43,882 - What do they charge for that? 118 00:04:43,884 --> 00:04:44,883 - $20. 119 00:04:44,885 --> 00:04:49,354 - $20? That's like... 120 00:04:49,356 --> 00:04:51,857 A buck a nail! 121 00:04:51,859 --> 00:04:54,593 - What is the big deal? I never do this. 122 00:04:54,595 --> 00:04:55,961 - I don't think this is the time 123 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:58,597 To start doing things we never do. 124 00:04:58,599 --> 00:05:00,499 You know, I mean we should barely 125 00:05:00,501 --> 00:05:02,434 Be doing the things we've done. 126 00:05:02,436 --> 00:05:04,503 And maybe cut back a little on those. 127 00:05:04,505 --> 00:05:06,305 - Oh, oh, I get it. 128 00:05:06,307 --> 00:05:07,572 Now that you're doing the checkbook, 129 00:05:07,574 --> 00:05:09,074 You're mr. Responsible. 130 00:05:09,076 --> 00:05:10,509 You know, to tell you the truth, 131 00:05:10,511 --> 00:05:12,010 I'm surprised you could stay on top of that. 132 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:13,912 - I'm on top of it. 133 00:05:13,914 --> 00:05:18,016 I'm fully reconciled... And accruing. 134 00:05:20,586 --> 00:05:21,953 - Great. 135 00:05:21,955 --> 00:05:24,423 To tell you the truth, I was a little afraid to ask. 136 00:05:24,425 --> 00:05:27,626 - You don't got to be afraid. You want to see the... 137 00:05:27,628 --> 00:05:30,362 Checkbook? 138 00:05:30,364 --> 00:05:31,830 - Yeah. Okay. 139 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:35,934 - I got no problem with that. 140 00:05:37,804 --> 00:05:38,970 Here, take a look. 141 00:05:41,507 --> 00:05:43,542 Everything balanced. 142 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:49,715 Paid in full, except the visa. You don't pay that in full. 143 00:05:49,717 --> 00:05:54,052 There you go. Car, mortgage, electric bill. 144 00:05:54,054 --> 00:05:55,721 All paid up. 145 00:05:55,723 --> 00:05:57,723 Huh? 146 00:05:57,725 --> 00:05:59,458 what? 147 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:01,460 - I don't believe this. 148 00:06:01,462 --> 00:06:03,862 - You don't? 149 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:05,797 - This is amazing. 150 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:07,466 This is... 151 00:06:07,468 --> 00:06:09,067 Beautiful. 152 00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:10,936 - Yeah? 153 00:06:10,938 --> 00:06:12,070 - You did this? 154 00:06:12,072 --> 00:06:13,605 - Yeah. 155 00:06:13,607 --> 00:06:15,407 I said I would, right? 156 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:19,644 - What? What's the matter? 157 00:06:19,646 --> 00:06:22,581 - I don't know. You just--I mean... 158 00:06:22,583 --> 00:06:24,783 You've been just doing it. 159 00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:25,917 You didn't complain once. 160 00:06:25,919 --> 00:06:27,919 I was always-- I don't know. 161 00:06:27,921 --> 00:06:31,089 It was such a huge pressure for me. 162 00:06:31,091 --> 00:06:32,891 - There's some pressure for me. 163 00:06:37,096 --> 00:06:38,797 - You'd never know it. 164 00:06:42,168 --> 00:06:43,402 Thanks, honey. 165 00:06:43,404 --> 00:06:44,469 - You're welcome. 166 00:06:48,107 --> 00:06:49,508 Good night. 167 00:07:13,499 --> 00:07:15,600 - Hey, ray. How's it going? 168 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:19,037 - Nothing. Nothing. Keep your voice down. 169 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:22,908 Saw you sneaking out of your house at 5:00 in the a.M. 170 00:07:24,811 --> 00:07:26,878 - Stop watching my house. 171 00:07:28,781 --> 00:07:30,682 And I wasn't sneaking out. 172 00:07:30,684 --> 00:07:34,152 I had to get over to the electric company payment center. 173 00:07:34,154 --> 00:07:35,854 - Why? 174 00:07:35,856 --> 00:07:37,155 - 'cause those idiots, 175 00:07:37,157 --> 00:07:38,857 They shut off my power last night, 176 00:07:38,859 --> 00:07:40,192 And I didn't want debra to wake up without power. 177 00:07:43,596 --> 00:07:44,996 She likes toast. 178 00:07:46,666 --> 00:07:48,033 - What's going on, raymond? 179 00:07:48,035 --> 00:07:49,167 - Nothing. 180 00:07:49,169 --> 00:07:50,535 - You got fired? 181 00:07:50,537 --> 00:07:52,971 - No, no. 182 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:55,507 - How you doin'? 183 00:07:55,509 --> 00:07:58,009 Nothing. 184 00:07:58,011 --> 00:07:59,878 - Let me ask you something. 185 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:02,681 Remember when you told me that moving in with mom and dad 186 00:08:02,683 --> 00:08:04,850 Was going to help you put money away? 187 00:08:04,852 --> 00:08:06,151 How's that going for you? 188 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:07,919 - You're not moving in with us, raymond. 189 00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:09,221 - What? I-- 190 00:08:09,223 --> 00:08:11,857 - We have a very delicate ecosystem over there. 191 00:08:11,859 --> 00:08:14,192 - I'm not asking to move in, all right? 192 00:08:14,194 --> 00:08:15,827 I'm asking about the money part. 193 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:17,596 How's that going? 194 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:19,731 - Good. I'm saving a little. 195 00:08:19,733 --> 00:08:21,566 - Yeah. Good. Good. 196 00:08:21,568 --> 00:08:23,602 Good, I mean, you know, it's smart. 197 00:08:23,604 --> 00:08:26,605 They make fun of a man who lives with his parents, 198 00:08:26,607 --> 00:08:29,040 But they don't see the upside to that. 199 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:31,042 I mean, it's the financial security. 200 00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:33,979 - That's exactly right. Thank you. 201 00:08:33,981 --> 00:08:38,683 - I envy you, you know? 'cause you're kind of set. 202 00:08:38,685 --> 00:08:40,252 You are. Matter of fact, 203 00:08:40,254 --> 00:08:43,788 I was going to ask if I could borrow a little money. 204 00:08:43,790 --> 00:08:46,658 - Oh? 205 00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:49,694 - Yeah, just-- just a quick loan. 206 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:53,665 - Well, well, wait, wait. Let's not go too quick here. 207 00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:57,035 So...You need my help. 208 00:08:59,273 --> 00:09:04,576 - No, no. Look, hey, we all stumble. How much you need? 209 00:09:04,578 --> 00:09:06,678 - Oh, no. It's just--it's too much. 210 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:08,280 - How much? 211 00:09:08,282 --> 00:09:10,015 - $3,000. 212 00:09:11,918 --> 00:09:14,319 - $3,000? 213 00:09:14,321 --> 00:09:16,288 Gambling? 214 00:09:16,290 --> 00:09:17,956 - No. 215 00:09:17,958 --> 00:09:20,225 - Raymond, you're not... 216 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:23,094 - I'm not doing cocaine, robert. 217 00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:24,930 - I'm going to give you a phone number. 218 00:09:24,932 --> 00:09:27,299 - Robert, it's not-- will you stop it? 219 00:09:27,301 --> 00:09:30,569 I'm having a little trouble 220 00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:31,803 Paying this month's bills, that's all. 221 00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:34,906 - Mm-hmm. Debra know? 222 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:37,075 - I want to keep debra out of this. 223 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:41,046 You get a lady in trouble, raymond? 224 00:09:41,048 --> 00:09:44,215 - Listen, you can level with me. I'm your brother. 225 00:09:44,217 --> 00:09:45,650 Okay, you screwed up. - I didn't screw up. 226 00:09:45,652 --> 00:09:48,320 - Why are you assuming I screwed up for? 227 00:09:48,322 --> 00:09:50,021 - Then why can't debra find out? 228 00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:52,190 - Because... 229 00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:54,759 - She's the one with the problem? 230 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:00,932 - Yep. 231 00:10:03,703 --> 00:10:06,871 - Oh, she's not going nuts with the credit cards, is she? 232 00:10:08,174 --> 00:10:09,374 - Well... 233 00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:11,343 - Yeah, well, yeah. I've seen it before. 234 00:10:11,345 --> 00:10:13,278 Compulsive shopping. Rip a family apart. 235 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,680 - Yeah, I know. I know. She feels bad, you know, 236 00:10:15,682 --> 00:10:16,748 About it already, so let's just-- 237 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:18,149 - Wow! - Yeah. 238 00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:20,885 - I had no idea she was like that. 239 00:10:20,887 --> 00:10:24,289 - It was a surprise to me. 240 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:26,358 - You know what she needs? 241 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:28,193 She needs to get her self-worth back. 242 00:10:28,195 --> 00:10:29,361 She should get a job 243 00:10:29,363 --> 00:10:31,396 And earn back part of that money, huh? 244 00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:34,099 - I thought of that, and then I started thinking, 245 00:10:34,101 --> 00:10:35,800 You know, hey, what about the kids? 246 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:38,103 I mean, they need their mother. 247 00:10:38,105 --> 00:10:40,171 - Of course. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 248 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:41,740 - That's all right. - Stupid. 249 00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:43,174 - It's okay. It's okay. 250 00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:46,845 So, you know, what do you think? Can you help us? 251 00:10:46,847 --> 00:10:48,013 - Well, sure, of course. 252 00:10:48,015 --> 00:10:49,681 $3,000 enough? 253 00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:52,283 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's good. 254 00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:54,319 - What about you, ray? 255 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:57,022 How you doing? 256 00:10:57,024 --> 00:10:59,658 Do you need anything? 257 00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:01,292 - No, no, no, I'm fine. 258 00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:04,129 You know, this isn't about me. 259 00:11:12,905 --> 00:11:14,973 - Hello, raymond. 260 00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:16,041 - Where's robert? 261 00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:17,208 - Oh, he was late for work, 262 00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:19,277 But he asked me to give this to you. 263 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:20,445 - Oh, good. 264 00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:23,281 - Is there anything you want to tell us? 265 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:28,219 - Like how come there's a $3,000 check in there? 266 00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:30,121 - Robert. 267 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:31,990 - Why are you taking money from your brother? 268 00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:34,092 - Keep it down. 269 00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:35,393 - Why didn't you just come to us? 270 00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:39,030 I would love to help debra with her problem. 271 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,432 - He told you about that? 272 00:11:40,434 --> 00:11:42,400 - At least he talks to his mother. 273 00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:44,903 - How come robert's got 3,000 bucks to throw around? 274 00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:46,204 He should be giving us rent money. 275 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:48,106 - He's our son, frank. 276 00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:49,974 You don't charge your son. 277 00:11:49,976 --> 00:11:52,744 - He's a giant, marie. 278 00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:55,213 You know what it costs just to heat him? 279 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,347 - All right, okay, thanks for coming. 280 00:11:56,349 --> 00:12:00,418 He's got 3 grand, and I'm paying for the pudding pops! 281 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:02,153 - Well, you eat them too, frank. 282 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:04,322 - No more pudding pops! 283 00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:06,491 And no solid white tuna, either. 284 00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:07,992 Chunk light is perfectly fine. 285 00:12:07,994 --> 00:12:11,162 I'm not running a country club anymore! 286 00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:13,364 - I like the solid white. 287 00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:15,200 - Too bad! 288 00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:17,001 - It's my one luxury. 289 00:12:17,003 --> 00:12:18,903 - All right, already. 290 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,505 Come on, I'll give you a tuna boat, all right, 291 00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:22,340 If you just give me the check and get out of here. 292 00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:23,775 All right, I don't want debra to hear this. 293 00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:25,877 - Well, maybe debra should hear. 294 00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:28,146 I mean, I see the way she dresses 295 00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:30,215 And takes these little trips to the mall 296 00:12:30,217 --> 00:12:32,751 So that "the kids can get out." 297 00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:35,954 How long has she been out of control? 298 00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:39,023 - Not that long. 299 00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:40,425 - Doesn't she handle your checkbook? 300 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,026 - No. Not anymore. 301 00:12:42,028 --> 00:12:44,462 - That's good. Cut her off cold turkey. 302 00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:48,133 You don't give a boozer the key to the liquor cabinet. 303 00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:50,468 - Okay, boys, come on. We got to get going. 304 00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:51,836 Hey, marie. Hey, frank. 305 00:12:51,838 --> 00:12:53,938 - Hi, debra. 306 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:56,875 What a very nice outfit. - Oh, thank you. 307 00:12:56,877 --> 00:12:58,777 Look, my nails match. I had them done. 308 00:12:58,779 --> 00:13:00,979 - I noticed. - Oh, yes. See, ray? 309 00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:02,247 It was worth the money. 310 00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:04,282 Oh, listen, can you give me some cash 311 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,550 'cause I can't find my atm card? 312 00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:07,886 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 313 00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:09,354 I have to pick up ally at ballet class. 314 00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:12,924 - You know, I don't even think I have cash on me. 315 00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:14,325 - Okay. - Dad, you wouldn't, uh... 316 00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:15,960 - No. 317 00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:18,196 No! 318 00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:22,867 - Okay, so just give me a check. 319 00:13:22,869 --> 00:13:26,538 - Yeah, I'll just stop at the bank and cash it on the way. 320 00:13:26,540 --> 00:13:28,306 - All righty. 321 00:13:29,341 --> 00:13:31,342 - A blank check? 322 00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,845 - Mm, maybe I'll swing by tiffany's. 323 00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:35,013 See ya later. 324 00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:39,450 - My god! 325 00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:41,019 - A blank check. 326 00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:42,453 You're dumber than I tell people. 327 00:13:44,523 --> 00:13:46,324 - Give me that. - Where are you going? 328 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,359 - I got to put this in the bank before she gets there. 329 00:13:55,367 --> 00:13:59,103 - I told him she was too pretty for him. 330 00:13:59,105 --> 00:14:01,172 - Thank god I didn't make that mistake. 331 00:16:42,267 --> 00:16:43,701 - Are you coming to bed? 332 00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:44,769 - Can't. 333 00:16:46,271 --> 00:16:47,605 - How long are you going to be? 334 00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:49,640 - Depends. 335 00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:52,210 - On what? 336 00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:55,313 - How long it takes to fix what you've done here. 337 00:16:57,449 --> 00:16:59,050 - All right, so like a few minutes, right? 338 00:17:05,557 --> 00:17:07,525 Listen. 339 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:08,793 I'm really sorry. 340 00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:12,163 - Yeah, I know you are. 341 00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:14,265 - Can I get anything? Do you need any help? 342 00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,533 Anything I can do at all? 343 00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:23,041 Look, shouldn't you just yell at me here or something? 344 00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:25,710 - Ray, when you're on the titanic, you load the lifeboats. 345 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:28,246 You don't stop to yell at the iceberg. 346 00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,253 - Hmm. 347 00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:41,225 Hey, who wants oatmeal? 348 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,527 - I will say this, ray. 349 00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:44,729 - Okay. Good. Good. Go. 350 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:47,532 - You put so much effort into a fake checkbook. 351 00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:49,367 Why didn't you just take a little of that effort 352 00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:51,335 In doing it right in the first place? 353 00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:56,374 - I don't have to sit here and take this. 354 00:17:59,778 --> 00:18:02,447 - No, really! Come on, I want to know. 355 00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:04,782 - It's the numbers. I stink at numbers. 356 00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:07,852 - You wouldn't if they were golf scores. 357 00:18:10,355 --> 00:18:12,590 And that's what bothers me the most. 358 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,392 I mean, it's not that you can't do it. 359 00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:16,094 It's that you won't do it. 360 00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:18,262 You're like the kids. They only want to do what's fun. 361 00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:21,466 - And yet, you still love them. 362 00:18:25,404 --> 00:18:27,305 - You know, I hate doing the checkbook, 363 00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:28,706 But I do it anyway. 364 00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:31,609 And do you know why I do it even though I hate it? 365 00:18:33,712 --> 00:18:37,415 - 'cause deep down, you really like it. 366 00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:40,718 - No, ray. 367 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:44,455 - I know, I know, I know, 'cause you're an adult. 368 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,857 And if it wasn't for you, 369 00:18:45,859 --> 00:18:48,793 All this would be a big smoking crater. 370 00:18:52,397 --> 00:18:55,299 And I...I... 371 00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:56,567 - What? 372 00:18:58,403 --> 00:19:01,539 - I appreciate what you do here. 373 00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:06,511 - You know, you've never said that before. 374 00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:09,380 - Sure, I have. Remember our wedding night? 375 00:19:12,451 --> 00:19:17,622 - Well, it was very nice both times that you said it. 376 00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:19,590 Maybe you could say it a little more often. 377 00:19:21,393 --> 00:19:23,861 - Okay. I will. I will. 378 00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:25,229 I appreciate you. 379 00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:28,366 I appreciate you. 380 00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:29,600 - Whoa, wait a minute. 381 00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:32,403 That's not a "get out of jail free" card. 382 00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:33,604 We're not done here. Get back here. 383 00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:36,340 Now, look, I've gone through your checkbook, 384 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:39,443 And I've gone through your fake checkbook. 385 00:19:39,445 --> 00:19:41,746 And it's just not adding up. 386 00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:44,582 - Yeah, you know what that might be? 387 00:19:46,818 --> 00:19:50,354 - A third checkbook? 388 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:55,693 - I, uh, I accidentally bounced a check in the fake one. 389 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,628 - What check did you bounce? 390 00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,397 - I don't know which one. It might've been-- 391 00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:00,831 Yeah. That was it. Yeah. 392 00:20:06,838 --> 00:20:08,339 - Hi, debra. 393 00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:09,874 - Hi, marie. Hi, frank. 394 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,909 - You know what happened to me today? 395 00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:14,245 I got a new credit card in the mail. 396 00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:15,913 But I think it may be counterfeit. 397 00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:17,782 - Really? - Yes. 398 00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:20,551 Would you mind if I compared yours against mine? 399 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:21,919 - Sure. No problem. 400 00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:25,489 Here. This one? 401 00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:26,591 - Yes. 402 00:20:29,528 --> 00:20:31,862 - What the hell are you doing? 403 00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:33,998 - You'll thank us later, dear. 404 00:20:50,682 --> 00:20:51,949 - I appreciate you. 28696

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