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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,635 --> 00:00:09,508 - down came the rain and washed the spider out. 2 00:00:12,479 --> 00:00:18,584 Out came the sun, dried up all the rain. 3 00:00:18,586 --> 00:00:22,087 Itsy bitsy spider 4 00:00:22,089 --> 00:00:28,093 Went up...The spout... Again. 5 00:00:34,167 --> 00:00:37,269 Aha! 6 00:00:37,271 --> 00:00:42,408 I love that spider. 7 00:00:42,410 --> 00:00:44,576 You know, they could be fussing and crying. 8 00:00:44,578 --> 00:00:48,047 You start singing that song, it's musical chloroform. 9 00:00:49,649 --> 00:00:51,550 - That's great, ray. Look at this. 10 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:53,118 You told me you took care of the car wreck guy, 11 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:55,454 Got another bill from him. 12 00:00:55,456 --> 00:00:57,623 And the pediatrician is still sending us the bill 13 00:00:57,625 --> 00:00:59,591 Because you haven't contacted the insurance company. 14 00:00:59,593 --> 00:01:01,560 the itsy bitsy spider... 15 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:04,096 - Look, ray, I only asked you to do a couple of things -- 16 00:01:04,098 --> 00:01:05,597 went up the water spout. 17 00:01:05,599 --> 00:01:09,735 Out came the rain. 18 00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:16,742 washed the spider out. 19 00:01:16,744 --> 00:01:18,110 - Just next time-- 20 00:01:18,112 --> 00:01:19,611 frere jacques. 21 00:01:23,284 --> 00:01:27,252 And I live here in long island with my wife, debra... 22 00:01:28,822 --> 00:01:31,824 My 6-year-old daughter and twin almost 2-year-old boys. 23 00:01:59,619 --> 00:02:01,353 It's still warm. 24 00:02:01,355 --> 00:02:02,354 Come on, what's goin' on? 25 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:03,655 - Yeah, here. Come here. 26 00:02:03,657 --> 00:02:05,524 Sign your parents' anniversary card. 27 00:02:08,561 --> 00:02:11,630 - Oh, look, a girl puppy nuzzling a boy puppy. 28 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:12,898 Hmm. 29 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:14,566 Well, you've captured them. 30 00:02:16,302 --> 00:02:18,137 "no bones about it, doggone it. 31 00:02:18,139 --> 00:02:20,672 We love you!" 32 00:02:20,674 --> 00:02:22,274 I'm sorry. I can't sign that. 33 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:25,477 - Hey, I have an idea. 34 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:27,279 Why don't we send them the card you bought them? 35 00:02:28,848 --> 00:02:31,383 - Now I get it. I get it now. 36 00:02:31,385 --> 00:02:34,219 "doggone it" 'cause there's dogs on it. 37 00:02:34,221 --> 00:02:36,155 Very clever. 38 00:02:36,157 --> 00:02:37,389 I didn't see it at first. 39 00:02:37,391 --> 00:02:38,624 I see it now. 40 00:02:38,626 --> 00:02:39,791 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 41 00:02:39,793 --> 00:02:41,293 40th anniversary? 42 00:02:41,295 --> 00:02:44,296 - Yep. - Wow. That's a big one. 43 00:02:44,298 --> 00:02:46,532 Are we--are we doing anything? 44 00:02:46,534 --> 00:02:49,935 - What do you mean are we doing anything? 45 00:02:49,937 --> 00:02:52,304 - Well, I mean...40 years. 46 00:02:52,306 --> 00:02:54,506 Is there gonna be a party or something? 47 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:57,209 - Oh! Is there gonna be a party? 48 00:02:57,211 --> 00:02:58,177 - Well, you know, uh-- 49 00:02:58,179 --> 00:02:59,211 - Oh, yeah, I know, 50 00:02:59,213 --> 00:03:00,412 That kind of instant party, 51 00:03:00,414 --> 00:03:02,281 Where the earth just splits open, 52 00:03:02,283 --> 00:03:05,584 And dancing girls fly out with cupcakes. 53 00:03:07,654 --> 00:03:10,756 - I'd go to that party. - Yeah. 54 00:03:10,758 --> 00:03:11,790 Such an idiot. 55 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:13,559 - What? What? 56 00:03:13,561 --> 00:03:15,928 - You're saying I should throw a party for your parents. 57 00:03:15,930 --> 00:03:17,396 - I didn't say that. 58 00:03:17,398 --> 00:03:18,564 - Why don't you throw them a party? 59 00:03:18,566 --> 00:03:20,332 They're your parents. 60 00:03:20,334 --> 00:03:21,900 - Is it so important whose parents they are? 61 00:03:21,902 --> 00:03:24,636 - Yes! 62 00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:27,406 - I'm just saying someone ought to, 63 00:03:27,408 --> 00:03:28,907 And parties are your department. 64 00:03:28,909 --> 00:03:31,677 You're so...Festive. 65 00:03:33,279 --> 00:03:34,413 - hey. 66 00:03:34,415 --> 00:03:36,381 - Hey, robert. 67 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:39,384 - Here's the ointment I borrowed. 68 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:41,954 I don't know what happened to the applicator. 69 00:03:46,326 --> 00:03:48,227 - You know what? Keep it. 70 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:51,830 Listen, robert... 71 00:03:51,832 --> 00:03:53,332 Are you planning to do anything 72 00:03:53,334 --> 00:03:54,866 To celebrate your parents' anniversary? 73 00:03:54,868 --> 00:03:56,668 - Not really. 74 00:03:56,670 --> 00:03:59,605 Why? Is there gonna be, like, a party or somethin'? 75 00:03:59,607 --> 00:04:01,373 - Debra doesn't want to make a party. 76 00:04:01,375 --> 00:04:02,741 - Why should I make a party? 77 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:06,278 - Well, it is their 40th anniversary. 78 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:08,380 - Okay, look, if you two want it on your conscience 79 00:04:08,382 --> 00:04:10,449 That this occasion went by and you did nothing, 80 00:04:10,451 --> 00:04:11,717 That's fine with me. 81 00:04:11,719 --> 00:04:12,818 I'm out of it. I got 'em a card. 82 00:04:19,792 --> 00:04:21,660 - So what do you think? 83 00:04:21,662 --> 00:04:24,396 - A party? I don't know. 84 00:04:24,398 --> 00:04:26,698 - Maybe we should, uh... 85 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:28,667 Get some chips. 86 00:04:32,839 --> 00:04:35,307 - What, like-- like potato chips? 87 00:04:35,309 --> 00:04:36,975 - Yeah. 88 00:04:36,977 --> 00:04:38,277 - I like barbecue. 89 00:04:38,279 --> 00:04:39,544 - Nice. - Yeah, yeah. 90 00:04:39,546 --> 00:04:41,313 - How about sour cream and onion? 91 00:04:41,315 --> 00:04:44,616 No, wait a minute. Is that too much? 92 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:45,917 - Well, I mean, it is their 40th. 93 00:04:45,919 --> 00:04:46,952 - Yeah, that's true. Yeah. 94 00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:48,520 How about some dip? 95 00:04:48,522 --> 00:04:49,955 - You know what? We don't need dip. 96 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:52,057 - Yeah, 'cause the chips are already flavored. 97 00:04:52,059 --> 00:04:54,760 - Right, right, right. 98 00:04:54,762 --> 00:04:56,428 - All right, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. 99 00:04:56,430 --> 00:04:57,729 What about the main food? 100 00:04:57,731 --> 00:04:58,997 - Pizza? 101 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:01,733 - Nah. I had pizza last night. 102 00:05:01,735 --> 00:05:02,768 Chinese? 103 00:05:02,770 --> 00:05:03,935 - No, no. 104 00:05:03,937 --> 00:05:08,040 Dad always imitates the delivery guy. 105 00:05:08,042 --> 00:05:09,675 - I got it! I got it. 106 00:05:09,677 --> 00:05:11,076 Six-foot hero. 107 00:05:11,078 --> 00:05:12,944 - Six-foot hero! 108 00:05:12,946 --> 00:05:14,780 - Yeah! It goes with the chips. 109 00:05:14,782 --> 00:05:16,682 - That's good! Good. We get the chips, sandwich. 110 00:05:16,684 --> 00:05:18,050 We get some ice cream. Yeah, yeah. 111 00:05:18,052 --> 00:05:19,318 Who can't do this? 112 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:20,552 - Of course. You see? 113 00:05:20,554 --> 00:05:23,388 Six-foot hero-- now, that's a lot of food. 114 00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:24,656 I mean, who do we invite? 115 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:26,391 - Well, you gotta figure a foot a person. 116 00:05:26,393 --> 00:05:27,926 - Right. Okay. 117 00:05:27,928 --> 00:05:30,395 I can invite my girlfriend, amy, 118 00:05:30,397 --> 00:05:31,596 A couple guys from the station. 119 00:05:31,598 --> 00:05:33,098 - I can get kevin and andy-- 120 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:35,634 - Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! 121 00:05:35,636 --> 00:05:37,402 Just stop! 122 00:05:39,539 --> 00:05:43,442 This is your idea of a party? 123 00:05:43,444 --> 00:05:47,512 - Didn't you hear? 6-foot hero. 124 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:50,082 - Here. 125 00:05:50,084 --> 00:05:51,750 - Stan, lee, albert, lucy. 126 00:05:51,752 --> 00:05:53,018 Wha-wha-what's this? 127 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:56,755 - This is a real guest list for a party. 128 00:05:56,757 --> 00:05:57,823 - Lee and stan? 129 00:05:57,825 --> 00:06:00,792 That's a party? 130 00:06:00,794 --> 00:06:02,761 - This is not for you! This is for your parents! 131 00:06:02,763 --> 00:06:04,029 You invite their friends. 132 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:05,797 And you're not having a hero sandwich. 133 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:07,032 It's not a super bowl party. 134 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:08,900 - Not with lee and stan it's not. 135 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:11,069 - All right. You know what we're gonna do? 136 00:06:11,071 --> 00:06:12,738 We're gonna make it a surprise party. 137 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:14,039 We'll have a nice buffet, 138 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:15,507 Some crudites, pasta salad... 139 00:06:15,509 --> 00:06:16,908 - I thought you didn't want to do this. 140 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:18,410 - Well, I have to now 141 00:06:18,412 --> 00:06:21,847 Because I can't let this chip fest happen. 142 00:06:21,849 --> 00:06:23,115 - Get a lot of ice. 143 00:06:23,117 --> 00:06:24,583 Put a lot of ice-- - yeah. 144 00:06:24,585 --> 00:06:25,684 - Hey, hey! 145 00:06:25,686 --> 00:06:27,519 - Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! 146 00:06:27,521 --> 00:06:28,553 - Hi. Well, you're home early. 147 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:30,489 How was the happy zone? 148 00:06:30,491 --> 00:06:31,857 - I'm tired! - Aww... 149 00:06:31,859 --> 00:06:33,625 - Of course you're tired, 150 00:06:33,627 --> 00:06:38,997 Because grandpa was too cheap to park at the happy zone. 151 00:06:38,999 --> 00:06:41,133 - That lot costs three bucks an hour. 152 00:06:41,135 --> 00:06:43,402 I found a meter with time left on it. 153 00:06:43,404 --> 00:06:45,971 - 37 minutes? Ohh! 154 00:06:45,973 --> 00:06:48,507 We had to run back so we wouldn't get a ticket. 155 00:06:48,509 --> 00:06:51,943 - You call what you do running? 156 00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:54,079 - I saw other wives being picked up at the door. 157 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:58,417 - I wish I could pick up another wife at the door. 158 00:07:03,556 --> 00:07:07,459 - Maybe we should throw 'em separate parties. 159 00:07:09,862 --> 00:07:11,196 - Ooh... 160 00:07:11,198 --> 00:07:13,565 That was a wonderful brunch, you two. 161 00:07:13,567 --> 00:07:15,700 It was lovely. 162 00:07:15,702 --> 00:07:18,136 - But... 163 00:07:18,138 --> 00:07:20,472 - It was a little much. 164 00:07:20,474 --> 00:07:21,840 - We just thought that you would enjoy 165 00:07:21,842 --> 00:07:23,208 A nice anniversary brunch. 166 00:07:23,210 --> 00:07:25,744 - We don't enjoy things, dear. 167 00:07:25,746 --> 00:07:27,579 - Guess why. 168 00:07:27,581 --> 00:07:29,047 - All right. Come on. Come on. 169 00:07:29,049 --> 00:07:31,016 We're supposed to be celebrating today, right? 170 00:07:31,018 --> 00:07:34,486 - This marriage is nothing to celebrate. 171 00:07:34,488 --> 00:07:36,688 - But 40 years, it's a big milestone. 172 00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:37,823 Think of all the good times. 173 00:07:37,825 --> 00:07:39,958 - I had one good year. 174 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,092 - There you go. 175 00:07:41,094 --> 00:07:43,161 - The year I left your mother. 176 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:44,229 - Surpr-- - what? 177 00:07:44,231 --> 00:07:47,098 - Frank! The children! 178 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:49,201 - What's the big secret? We split up for a year. 179 00:07:49,203 --> 00:07:51,069 I came back, didn't I? 180 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:53,104 - Wait, wait, wait. What are you talkin' about? 181 00:07:53,106 --> 00:07:55,941 - We almost got divorced. 182 00:07:55,943 --> 00:07:57,709 - What? 183 00:07:57,711 --> 00:07:58,877 - There's a sad word... 184 00:07:58,879 --> 00:08:00,579 Almost. 185 00:08:02,548 --> 00:08:04,483 - I suppose it can't hurt to tell you now. 186 00:08:04,485 --> 00:08:06,017 We separated for a year. 187 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:08,119 It was a terrible time. 188 00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:10,856 - Separated? When? When was this? 189 00:08:10,858 --> 00:08:12,924 - Oh! It's not important, dear. 190 00:08:12,926 --> 00:08:14,659 I have to go to the bathroom. 191 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:16,828 - Well, I want to know. No, wait, wait, wait. 192 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:19,130 - Surprise! 193 00:08:19,132 --> 00:08:20,732 Honk! 194 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:28,006 - Look, frank, a party. 195 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:30,275 - Holy crap. 196 00:08:30,277 --> 00:08:31,576 - Oh, look... 197 00:08:31,578 --> 00:08:33,011 - Ma, what is this story? 198 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:35,714 - Mom, dad, happy anniversary. 199 00:08:35,716 --> 00:08:38,216 Amy and I have prepared a few remarks. 200 00:08:38,218 --> 00:08:39,551 - Come with me, both of you. 201 00:08:39,553 --> 00:08:40,819 - No, no, no. Your brother's talking. 202 00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:45,557 Ehhhh! 203 00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:46,858 "webster's unabridged dictionary 204 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:49,761 Defines wedlock as--" 205 00:08:49,763 --> 00:08:50,896 - Just keep toasting. 206 00:08:50,898 --> 00:08:52,063 I'll have them back in a minute. 207 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:53,765 - The toast is for them. 208 00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:55,000 - So's the cake. 209 00:08:55,002 --> 00:08:56,234 - Uh, you know what? 210 00:08:56,236 --> 00:08:57,969 This is just gonna take a minute, so... 211 00:08:57,971 --> 00:09:00,038 I made a spinach boat, so party down, everybody. 212 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,273 Hi. 213 00:09:01,275 --> 00:09:03,141 - Hey, I saw cannolis in there. 214 00:09:03,143 --> 00:09:04,709 - Later. Listen, I want to know-- 215 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:07,712 - Oh, mel, thanks for coming. 216 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:09,748 - You got any decent scotch? 217 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:11,182 - Come on. 218 00:09:11,184 --> 00:09:12,951 Mel, please, give us a minute here. 219 00:09:12,953 --> 00:09:15,120 - I was told there'd be widows here. 220 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:20,625 - In there. 221 00:09:20,627 --> 00:09:22,627 When were you guys separated? 222 00:09:22,629 --> 00:09:24,896 - It was like 30 years ago. 223 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:27,866 - Ray, I think the time for this is after the party, okay? 224 00:09:27,868 --> 00:09:29,200 - Nice, raymond. 225 00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:30,735 Very nice. 226 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:33,638 I practiced. 227 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:35,640 - Did you know mom and dad were separated? 228 00:09:35,642 --> 00:09:37,842 - Again? 229 00:09:37,844 --> 00:09:39,210 - Wait, you knew? 230 00:09:39,212 --> 00:09:41,146 Where the hell was I that year? 231 00:09:41,148 --> 00:09:42,647 - You were watching television. 232 00:09:42,649 --> 00:09:43,949 - Yeah. 233 00:09:43,951 --> 00:09:46,217 "wild, wild west." 234 00:09:46,219 --> 00:09:47,586 - I'm sorry. 235 00:09:47,588 --> 00:09:48,954 Do you want to blow out these candles? 236 00:09:48,956 --> 00:09:49,988 - Oh, how lovely. 237 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:51,656 - No, no, no, no. 238 00:09:51,658 --> 00:09:53,024 No cake until I hear the story. I'm sorry. 239 00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:55,927 - It's getting very hot. 240 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,629 - All right... 241 00:09:57,631 --> 00:09:59,297 Come on. Let's hear it. 242 00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:00,665 - Okay. 243 00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:02,167 We'd been living here in this house. 244 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:03,969 We had had the kids, and... 245 00:10:03,971 --> 00:10:05,303 When I think about it, 246 00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:07,238 We were a lot like you and debra. 247 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:08,673 - What? 248 00:10:08,675 --> 00:10:09,741 - What? What do you mean? 249 00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:10,742 - Not like us. 250 00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:12,210 - Just like you two. 251 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:17,148 - I think, raymond, you were six, 252 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:18,617 And robby was, uh... 253 00:10:18,619 --> 00:10:20,652 - Ten, ma. It's ray plus four. 254 00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:21,953 - That's right. 255 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:25,323 But I remember frank and I were just like you two. 256 00:10:30,162 --> 00:10:31,196 Everything was normal. 257 00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:34,065 We'd had our differences. 258 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:37,736 But this was the day I realized the man I married 259 00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:40,338 Had no respect for me whatsoever. 260 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:45,877 - Don't make this a production, marie. 261 00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:48,747 - I remember I'd been cooking all day, 262 00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:50,315 And you were taking your own sweet time 263 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:54,285 Coming down for dinner. 264 00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:57,889 When I think of how many times I yelled, "frank!" 265 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:08,933 A nice pot roast, 266 00:11:08,935 --> 00:11:11,202 Little red potatoes, 267 00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:13,104 Carrots cooked in the sauce. 268 00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:15,306 Before he even tasted a bite, 269 00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:18,276 He had the nerve to ask me for salt. 270 00:11:19,812 --> 00:11:22,113 - Salt gives it taste. 271 00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:24,315 - That roast had taste. 272 00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:27,385 It had oregano, garlic, paprika. 273 00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:30,021 He wouldn't even try it. 274 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,423 - It's my house! 275 00:11:31,425 --> 00:11:34,893 I'm allowed to have salt if I want! 276 00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:37,295 - Even if it destroys another person? 277 00:11:43,102 --> 00:11:44,903 - You overreacted. 278 00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:47,338 You're always overreacting. 279 00:11:58,150 --> 00:11:59,884 - You're the one who left. 280 00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:01,219 - You threw me out. 281 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:04,756 - Champagne for everybody. 282 00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:05,990 - We're busy, mel. 283 00:12:05,992 --> 00:12:07,492 - I've met my bride. - Congratulations. 284 00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:10,428 - And you thought I was gay. 285 00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:12,797 - We, uh, should get out there. 286 00:12:12,799 --> 00:12:14,299 - No, no, no. Not until they finish. 287 00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:19,337 - Give me a break. 288 00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:22,774 - Please tell me that cheese is from this party. 289 00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:25,510 - Okay, well, after your father left, 290 00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:27,178 We didn't talk for a long time, 291 00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:30,281 And I thought it was over. 292 00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:32,183 - But then you realized you made a big mistake 293 00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:33,785 And you got back together, right? 294 00:12:33,787 --> 00:12:37,856 - Nah. Ray broke his arm. 295 00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:43,962 - Wait a minute. 296 00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:45,930 Dad was there when I broke my arm. 297 00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:53,404 - Yeah, I started coming by to check on you. 298 00:12:59,311 --> 00:13:02,514 - Yeah, you were very concerned about raymond. 299 00:13:08,387 --> 00:13:14,192 - He was very sweet with you, raymond. 300 00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:16,261 - Well, his arm was busted. 301 00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:24,335 - Everything kind of worked out from there. 302 00:14:01,974 --> 00:14:04,042 - How about that, ray? 303 00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:06,211 There wouldn't even have been a 40th anniversary 304 00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:08,046 If it wasn't for your little arm, huh? 305 00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:09,547 - Yeah. 306 00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:11,449 - Can we go now? I'm out of cheese. 307 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:13,351 - You just came from brunch. 308 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:18,556 - Yeah, like you're not gonna eat again. 309 00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:20,225 - I'm going in. You with me? 310 00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:21,526 - Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 311 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,294 Doesn't that story bother you? 312 00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:24,429 - No. Why should it? 313 00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:26,130 It's water under the bridge. 314 00:14:26,132 --> 00:14:27,999 We all turned out okay. 315 00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:29,234 Crunch! 316 00:14:31,303 --> 00:14:32,904 - God, all this time 317 00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:35,473 I thought my parents ruined my life. 318 00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:37,575 It turns out I ruined theirs. 319 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,043 - You didn't ruin theirs. 320 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,411 They got back together because of you. 321 00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:41,446 - Right! 322 00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:43,214 They could've stayed apart, 323 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,582 Met other people, 324 00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:46,951 Led happy, fulfilling lives. 325 00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:48,553 - Your parents. 326 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,121 - They were different then. 327 00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:51,489 Didn't you hear my mom? 328 00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:53,491 Back then, they were just like you and me. 329 00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:56,094 - Yeah, that was the worst part of that story. 330 00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:58,463 - Debra, dear, the guests are dipping their cups 331 00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:00,632 Into the punchbowl, since there's no ladle. 332 00:15:00,634 --> 00:15:04,469 Is that how you intended it? 333 00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:06,504 - I'll get a ladle. 334 00:15:08,474 --> 00:15:10,375 And they all lived happily ever after. 335 00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:19,617 - Do you know what time it is? 336 00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:21,119 Come to bed. 337 00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:23,087 - Can't sleep. 338 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,122 - Oh, listen. 339 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,423 You got to stop feeling guilty 340 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,225 About getting your parents back together. 341 00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:28,493 You know what? 342 00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:32,397 Think of them as, like, a terrible virus. 343 00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:33,698 If they had met other people, 344 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,333 The misery would've spread. 345 00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:38,403 You kept it contained. 346 00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:39,971 - It's more than that. 347 00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:41,205 - Oh, what, we're on to something worse? 348 00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:42,607 - Yes. 349 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:45,510 - Okay, what are we having tonight, ray? 350 00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:47,078 - I don't know. 351 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:50,581 What if you and me... 352 00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,016 - What? 353 00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:54,719 - What if--what if we end up like my parents, 354 00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:56,487 Staying together just for the kids? 355 00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:57,689 - That would never happen 356 00:15:57,691 --> 00:16:00,224 Because I would take the kids 357 00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:02,193 And the house. 358 00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:04,462 Here. You can finish that. 359 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,064 Ray! 360 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:07,632 What, you don't think we're happy? 361 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,600 - Yeah, sure, now we're happy. 362 00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:11,336 It's easy to be happy now. 363 00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:13,471 - But you're thinking, like, what, in 20 years... 364 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,273 - Well, who knows? 365 00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:17,442 My parents must have been happy once. 366 00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:19,143 If you look at their wedding pictures, 367 00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:20,712 They're actually smiling 368 00:16:20,714 --> 00:16:22,080 In some of them. 369 00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:23,648 - Ray! 370 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:26,284 We don't have to become them. 371 00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:28,252 - They didn't want to become them! 372 00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:29,520 Nobody wants to become them! 373 00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:31,122 It--it just happens! 374 00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:33,124 - Nobody else can become them. 375 00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:35,493 This happened to them because they're them! 376 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,128 - No! 377 00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:39,163 It happened because they settled. 378 00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:41,065 Look, they got back together because of my arm, 379 00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:42,567 And by the time it healed, 380 00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:44,736 They forgot that they were never supposed to be together. 381 00:16:44,738 --> 00:16:46,337 Now they're stuck. 382 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,006 Till death do they part. 383 00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:49,440 - Oh, they're not stuck. 384 00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:51,042 I mean, come on, think about it. 385 00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:53,778 There has to be a reason other than you 386 00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:57,682 Why that marriage has lasted 40 years, hmm? 387 00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,617 Got to be another reason. 388 00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:02,787 - Yeah. What might that be? 389 00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:05,590 - Spite. 390 00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:08,326 - How is this helping? 391 00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:10,128 - All I know is, 392 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:11,529 I love you. 393 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,064 Right? We love each other. 394 00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:14,465 That's why we're together. 395 00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:16,200 Love. 396 00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:17,535 Isn't that enough? 397 00:17:20,105 --> 00:17:22,306 - Yeah, 398 00:17:22,308 --> 00:17:25,343 If you want to put all your eggs in that basket. 399 00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:34,552 - I just don't know how you could say that to maxine. 400 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:35,753 - What did I say? 401 00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:37,488 - What did you say? 402 00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:42,427 It's called a mental health facility, frank. 403 00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:44,562 You don't walk up to somebody who's just been released 404 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:48,533 And say, "how was the loony bin?" 405 00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:49,534 - She thought it was funny. 406 00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:51,069 She laughed. 407 00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:52,336 - She laughs at everything, frank. 408 00:17:52,338 --> 00:17:56,507 She's out of her mind. 409 00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:58,409 - Hi. 410 00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,844 - Oh, hi. 411 00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:02,246 Did you see how your father behaved yesterday? 412 00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:03,481 - There was nothing wrong with me, 413 00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:04,715 And it's my house! 414 00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:06,284 - So that gives you the right 415 00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:07,819 To unbuckle your pants in front of people? 416 00:18:07,821 --> 00:18:09,587 - What people? It's lee and stan. 417 00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:15,259 And maxine thought that was hysterical. 418 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:16,494 - You're impossible. 419 00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:18,096 - What about you... 420 00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:19,564 Wanting to dance. 421 00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:20,765 - It was a party. 422 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,867 - Yes! People are eating. 423 00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:27,138 Exactly why you shouldn't dance. 424 00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:29,240 - All right, stop it. Stop it, will you? 425 00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:30,675 How can you keep doing this? 426 00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:31,742 - What do you mean? 427 00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:34,679 We're having breakfast. 428 00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:36,547 - Do you hear yourselves? 429 00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:37,849 - What are you yelling? 430 00:18:37,851 --> 00:18:39,750 We're having a conversation. 431 00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:41,385 - No, no, no, you're not. 432 00:18:41,387 --> 00:18:42,520 This is not a conversation. 433 00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:43,654 This is--it's bickering. 434 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,156 That's all you do. 435 00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:46,791 - Who are you to tell us what we do? 436 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,493 Leave us alone. 437 00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:49,861 The next time you want to dance, 438 00:18:49,863 --> 00:18:53,865 Give me notice so I can kill myself. 439 00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:56,601 - Good. I'll dance on your grave. 440 00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:58,136 How are the eggs? 441 00:18:58,138 --> 00:18:59,604 - Mmm. They're good. Could use some more. 442 00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:01,506 - Okay, you want some eggs, honey? 443 00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:03,508 Sit down. 444 00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:04,642 - Where are the peppers? 445 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,144 - There are no peppers. 446 00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:07,378 You always ask for peppers, 447 00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:08,713 And then you get heartburn. 448 00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:11,883 - It's not from the peppers! 449 00:19:11,885 --> 00:19:13,651 Here. Get in on some of this. 450 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:16,754 - Here. Here's the salt. 451 00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:18,789 - Is robert here? 452 00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:20,158 - He's watching television. 453 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:24,162 How are you eating? 454 00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:26,464 Close your mouth before you chew. 455 00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:29,367 - Close your mouth before you talk. 456 00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:33,671 Mmm! These eggs are good. 457 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:34,739 - Good. 458 00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:42,346 - Hey. - Hey. 459 00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:43,814 - Let me ask you something. 460 00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:47,218 They're, like, happy in there, aren't they? 461 00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:48,886 - What do you mean? 462 00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:51,189 - I mean--I mean they're, like, happy 463 00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:52,490 The way they are. 464 00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:53,925 - Yeah. 465 00:19:53,927 --> 00:19:55,259 Of course they're happy. 466 00:19:55,261 --> 00:19:56,761 Thank god. 467 00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:59,830 Otherwise living here would be very stressful. 468 00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:06,804 - So I guess it wasn't just my arm, then, huh? 469 00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:09,240 - Oh, yeah, your arm. 470 00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:11,342 You know, I've been meaning to tell you about that. 471 00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:12,643 You know how you fell off your bike? 472 00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,345 - Yeah. 473 00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:18,583 - Well, you didn't just fall off your bike. 474 00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:20,551 - What do you mean? 475 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:26,224 - Well, dad was away so long, you know, 476 00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:27,592 I figured he might come home sooner 477 00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:28,993 If you had a little... Accident. 478 00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:59,390 - Are you...Crazy? 479 00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:01,759 I--I flipped over the handlebars! 480 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,661 I could've been killed! 481 00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:06,597 - Well, I thought of that. 482 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,766 Then dad would have come to the funeral. 483 00:21:10,569 --> 00:21:11,802 I'm glad we talked about this. 484 00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:14,038 It's been on my mind. 485 00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:25,349 - How about the time I fell out of the tree house? 486 00:21:25,351 --> 00:21:28,686 - You. 487 00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:30,521 - Bunk bed collapsing? 488 00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:33,491 - Me. 489 00:21:37,996 --> 00:21:40,564 - Dart in the leg. 490 00:21:40,566 --> 00:21:41,966 - Me. Accident! 491 00:21:49,541 --> 00:21:50,574 - Hamster dying. 492 00:21:50,576 --> 00:21:52,076 - God. 493 00:21:54,546 --> 00:21:58,816 - The time I almost drowned. 494 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:01,052 - Lake or ocean? 495 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,593 - Lake. 496 00:22:09,595 --> 00:22:11,696 - You. 33534

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