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- Hey, thanks
for that interview, clark.
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- Yeah, no problem.
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Oh, excuse me, do you have
change for the phone?
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- Sure, yeah.
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Do you need me
to break a million?
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Always getting on me
about my salary?
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- Heh! That's funny,
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Calling seven million
a salary.
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- Well, what do you make?
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- Why, that's kind of personal.
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- Exactly.
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- Yeah,
but what you make is news,
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Because it's so--
gigantic.
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- All right.
What do you make, really,
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About say 50 a year?
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- Yeah, about that.
- Well, okay.
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That's two columns a week,
about eight columns a month,
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About $500 a column.
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- It is?
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- Yeah, it's a buck a word.
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For every little word
like "the" and "a,"
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If you hit the letter "a,"
it's a buck.
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- I guess--I guess
I'm doing all right then.
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- You see?
- Yeah.
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- Oh, can I borrow
a quarter for the phone?
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- Here.
Take two.
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Hi, I'm ray,
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And I live here
in long island
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With my wife, debra.
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She's great
with the kids,
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The house,
everything.
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Oh, I don't know
how she does it.
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We've got
a daughter, ally,
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And twin
two-year-old boys.
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It's not really
about the kids.
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My parents live
across the street.
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That's right,
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And my brother
lives with them.
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Now, not every family
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Would go by
on a conveyer belt for you,
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But mine would,
because--
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- Everybody
loves raymond.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Hey.
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- Hey, want some sandwich?
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- Hey!
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- No, no, it's okay.
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Listen, ma, I need
construction paper.
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Ally's making valentines
for school.
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- Oh, I used to love
valentine's day.
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Then I met your father.
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- I used to love every day.
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- Anybody see today's paper?
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- Why? What's up?
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- I'm in it.
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- "large male seeks
any woman."
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- They discontinued my ad.
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And I happen to have
a girlfriend now,
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Thank you very much.
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It's in the metro section.
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- Ooh, let me see,
let me see.
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oh, here you are!
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- And do you see
who's at the other end
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Of those handcuffs?
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- My god--leon.
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look, frank.
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Your friend leon.
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- You arrested leon?
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My leon?
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- Technically now,
the state of new york's leon.
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- I've known this guy
40 years.
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Since when is it a crime
to sell merchandise
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At far below
wholesale prices?
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- You should've seen
his warehouse.
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Fake designer luggage,
imitation jewelry.
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Macintush computers.
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- Hey, wait a minute.
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Didn't you buy
my engagement ring from leon?
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- Relax.
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He assured me
it's a one of a kind
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Flawless diamond.
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- That's a fake.
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- It's a fake?
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- Hey, how do you know
that's a fake?
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- Well, because I have
300 more exactly like 'em
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Down at the station.
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- I want another ring, frank.
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- You live 40 years
with that one.
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You can live another ten.
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- I don't think so, frank.
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I'm going shopping.
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You'll be amazed
at your generosity.
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- Oh, my god.
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Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
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- What, what?
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- Debra's ring
is from leon too.
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- You went to leon?
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- I listened to him!
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I was just trying to get
more for my money.
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I wanted to get
debra a ring
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That she could show
her mother.
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And leon threw in
a set of golf clubs.
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- I got snow tires.
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- Oh, what did I do?
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I can't have debra thinking
I didn't care enough about her
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To go to a real jeweler.
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She's wearing glass!
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- It's not glass.
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It's glassette.
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- I got to do what's right.
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I got to--I got to replace
her stone with another one.
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A real one.
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I'll spend 1,000 bucks
if I have to, that's all.
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2,000 bucks.
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- 2,000 bucks
for a diamond?
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Hey, I know another guy.
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- No more guys!
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- Look, you're just gonna
have to tell your wife
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You purchased her
discount engagement ring
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From a crook, that's all.
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- I can't let her find out.
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She's going to think
I'm a slimeball.
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I'll have to steal it
from her.
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Hey.
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Here you go.
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- Oh, good.
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- Thank you, daddy.
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- Hey, look at all these
valentines, huh?
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Where's daddy's?
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- You're going to get yours
from mommy.
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- I've been trying to get mine
from mommy for--
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- All right, all right.
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I got your valentine
right here.
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Mmm.
I love you.
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- I love you?
- Mm-hmm.
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- A little wine
with lunch today?
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- Well, tomorrow's
valentine's day.
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Hey, sweetie, did you know
that daddy asked me
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To marry him
on valentine's day?
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- What did you say?
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- Well, I thought about it,
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But I said "yes" anyway.
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I love your daddy
very much.
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Mm-hmm!
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- And I love mommy.
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Hey.
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- Hey, hey,
let me help you with that.
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Whoa, what are you
doing here?
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- Did you get
the ring yet?
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- No, she never
takes it off.
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I'm going to need
a bone saw.
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Listen, just don't say
anything, all right?
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Nothing.
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- Yeah, it's all
about you, raymond.
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Hey, debra, look,
I, uh,
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I have to ask your advice
on something.
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- Sure, robert.
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- Well, I've been out with amy
on four dates now,
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And am I obligated
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To get her something
for valentine's day?
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- Oh, well, I mean,
if it helps you,
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She's getting you something.
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- That doesn't help me.
- No.
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- Do you know what
her favorite color is?
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- It's green,
I think, yeah.
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- Green, okay, good.
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What does she weigh?
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- Uh, I don't know.
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But you know what?
Most women like jewelry.
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- Yeah,
jewelry's a great gift.
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Isn't it, raymond?
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- Yeah, you really
can't go wrong with jewelry.
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Hey, ally, let's get some
envelopes for these, okay.
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- What are you talking
about jewelry for?
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- She brought it up.
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debra.
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Honey.
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Have you been
gaining weight?
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Oh!
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Hi.
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Want to play baker
in the mineshaft?
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- Okay.
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But I get to be
the baker this time.
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- Morning.
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- Morning.
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Hey, that was fun
last night.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- You were very romantic,
ray.
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I love the way
you kept holding my hand.
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- Yeah, well, it's--
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It's the way I do it.
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- Ray.
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What? What?
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- Happy valentine's day.
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- Ha, ha, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah.
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You too.
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- Can you hand me a towel, ray?
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Ray?
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Amy!
Hi.
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Help me look.
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- I just came by--
what are we looking for?
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- My engagement ring.
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- I might not be
the best person to help.
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I've spent the last ten years
looking for an engagement ring.
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- It couldn't have
just disappeared.
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I mean, how--
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- Oh, well,
you know what they say.
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It'll be the last place
you look.
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- Of course it'll be
the last place I look,
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Because once I find it,
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I won't have to look
for it anymore!
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I'm sorry.
I'm just a little--
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- Bitchy?
- Yeah, that.
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Maybe I'll do
the kitchen again.
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- Saw your car.
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- Thought I'd say hi to debra
before our date.
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- Hey, debra.
What are you doing?
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- She can't find her ring.
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- Oh?
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I don't know
anything about it.
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- Here.
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Happy valentine's day.
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- Thank you.
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- It's a tie.
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00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:44,255
See the pattern?
227
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I picked it out
just for you:
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Little guns.
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- Smith & wesson 686
with a 2-pound trigger pull.
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Standard police issue.
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I love it.
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Okay, all right,
all right.
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All right, and here--
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That's for you.
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- Oh, robert!
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Look, debra,
robert got me something.
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- Yeah, good for you.
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Listen, if anybody
needs me,
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I will be in the den
pulling up carpeting.
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- Hope you like it.
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- Oh, my.
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00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:27,365
- Surprise!
243
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,067
It's an iguana.
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- You know,
with an iguana,
245
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You really don't
have to say "surprise."
246
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- Well, debra told me that
green was your favorite color.
247
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And you know, the iguanas
are the most loyal
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Of all the reptiles.
249
00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:44,048
And, uh, check him out,
see?
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- Ah!
251
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- Lovely, lovely guy.
252
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He's very, very,
very docile.
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- Did you find my ring?
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Oh, just a lizard.
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- Honey.
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Debra.
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00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:14,045
- Ray?
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- Hi.
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There you go.
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Happy--you know.
261
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Oh, these are beautiful, ray.
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- I cried too.
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Roses are twice as much
on valentine's day.
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- Listen, ray.
265
00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:42,407
I have, uh, something to
tell you.
266
00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:46,077
Well, I've looked everywhere,
but I--
267
00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:47,679
I think I've lost
my engagement ring.
268
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:55,053
- Aw, aw.
269
00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:56,321
Aw, all right.
270
00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:57,689
All right, don't worry.
271
00:15:57,691 --> 00:15:59,991
I'm sure it'll turn up,
huh?
272
00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:03,728
Did you look in the sofa?
273
00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:06,164
- I don't think
I'm gonna find it.
274
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:08,066
Oh, god, I knew this
was going to happen one day.
275
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:09,334
- All right, all right,
don't worry.
276
00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:11,135
- No, listen, ray.
277
00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:18,209
I have a confession
to make to you.
278
00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:22,180
Right after
we got engaged,
279
00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:25,383
I had the original stone
replaced.
280
00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:40,331
- What?
281
00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:45,670
- Honey, when you asked me
to marry you,
282
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:48,006
I was so happy,
believe me.
283
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:51,142
But that diamond,
284
00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:54,212
I mean, you know, I--
285
00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:56,381
I knew you got the best stone
you could afford,
286
00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:57,582
Bless your heart.
287
00:16:57,584 --> 00:17:01,119
But, well, like,
you know, my parents
288
00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:03,388
Weren't that crazy about you
to begin with,
289
00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:07,225
And I didn't want
to show 'em that stone.
290
00:17:09,795 --> 00:17:11,629
- I understand.
291
00:17:17,136 --> 00:17:19,103
- You know
my grandmother abby?
292
00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:20,538
She'd given me her ring
years before,
293
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:24,308
So I put that stone
in your setting and--
294
00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:28,279
- Do you remember
how much it was worth?
295
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:31,816
Just ballpark?
296
00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:33,818
- Oh, sweetie,
it's not important.
297
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:38,356
- How important is it not?
298
00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:39,791
- What?
299
00:17:39,793 --> 00:17:43,294
- How much was
old abby's stone worth?
300
00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:45,530
- $15,000.
301
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:04,816
I could just kill myself,
ray!
302
00:18:04,818 --> 00:18:07,518
- This could be
a murder-suicide.
303
00:18:08,787 --> 00:18:10,621
- I got to keep
looking for it.
304
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,523
- Yeah, you--
no, no, no.
305
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:13,424
No, no, no,
stop looking.
306
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,826
Stop looking.
307
00:18:14,828 --> 00:18:16,694
Listen, we have to be
realistic, okay?
308
00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:18,129
The ring is gone.
309
00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:20,665
It's gone.
310
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:23,334
All right? Listen.
311
00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:25,436
All right, you made
a mistake, that's all.
312
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,438
Everybody makes a mistake.
313
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,707
You know what?
You're lucky.
314
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:31,275
'cause--'cause
you're married to a guy
315
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,111
Who doesn't care
about those things.
316
00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:35,446
- Oh!
- Don't lift that cushion!
317
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:39,117
Stop torturing yourself!
318
00:18:40,752 --> 00:18:42,320
It's gone, that's all.
319
00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:45,289
Look.
320
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:48,326
You know what
we both could use right now?
321
00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:49,794
Pie.
322
00:18:52,831 --> 00:18:54,532
Let's have a little
pie with--
323
00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:55,833
- Okay, you're right.
324
00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:59,570
I got to stop
thinking about this.
325
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,239
- Okay. You know,
maybe it's in the--
326
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:02,740
Oh, my god!
You found it!
327
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:03,875
Oh, my god!
328
00:19:03,877 --> 00:19:05,143
Give it to me!
Give it to me!
329
00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:07,411
Give it to me!
Oh, god, oh!
330
00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:09,614
Oh!
Oh, ray!
331
00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:10,615
- Yeah.
332
00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:11,616
yeah.
333
00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:15,887
Oh, what a happy moment now.
334
00:19:15,889 --> 00:19:17,788
- Oh, sweetie,
oh, come here.
335
00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:19,357
Come here!
Oh, listen--
336
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,459
You know, when you
first gave me this ring,
337
00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:23,794
I just knew we were
going to be together forever.
338
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:25,263
- Keep that in mind.
339
00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:27,532
- Here.
340
00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:29,800
You put it on me, okay?
341
00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:31,636
Go on, put it on me.
342
00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:34,839
Oh, my god!
343
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:36,174
- There you go.
344
00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:54,859
- What did you do?
345
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,968
- I, uh,
346
00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:05,436
Meant well.
347
00:20:08,907 --> 00:20:10,975
- You changed the stone
in my ring.
348
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:13,811
Where is
my grandmother's diamond?
349
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,348
- Just like grandma.
350
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:20,251
Gone.
351
00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:21,652
- You threw it out?
352
00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:24,488
- I-I didn't know
that it was a $15,000 diamond.
353
00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:28,392
I thought it was
just a piece of junk.
354
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:31,629
- So you knew that
the first ring you bought me
355
00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:33,297
Was a piece of junk?
356
00:20:33,299 --> 00:20:37,335
- I was trying to get you
more for your money, that's all.
357
00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:38,636
This is your fault anyway!
358
00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:39,637
- My fault?
359
00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:41,239
- That's right!
360
00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:42,740
If you had just been
honest enough to tell me
361
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,342
That you'd changed it,
362
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:46,644
Then I wouldn't have had
to steal it from you.
363
00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:48,246
- Yeah, well,
you're a great thief, ray.
364
00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:50,881
You just threw out $15,000.
365
00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:53,317
Who'd you get
this stone from, leon?
366
00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:56,520
- How--
367
00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:59,457
Dare you!
368
00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:00,825
Huh?
369
00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:02,393
- How could you
do this to me?
370
00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:04,262
- 'cause I was trying
to fix the whole thing!
371
00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:06,397
- Why, after eight years,
do you try to fix it now?
372
00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:09,300
- Because I love you, huh?
373
00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:11,369
Why did you change it
eight years ago?
374
00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:13,371
- Because I love you!
375
00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:15,740
- Mommy, daddy.
376
00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:16,941
- Honey,
you're supposed to be
377
00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:18,876
Getting ready for bed now,
sweetie.
378
00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:21,879
- Look what I found
in my backpack.
379
00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:23,281
- What is it?
380
00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:27,418
- A valentine.
381
00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:28,786
Kenny gave it to me.
382
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,888
- Oh.
383
00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:33,291
That's really sweet, honey.
384
00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:35,693
- It's stuck with gum.
385
00:21:35,695 --> 00:21:39,497
- Kenny blew a big bubble
and put it in there for me.
386
00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:41,999
Ah.
387
00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:44,468
- He must really like me.
388
00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:46,570
- Yeah, that's sweet.
389
00:21:46,572 --> 00:21:48,072
Listen, why don't you go up
and get ready for bed,
390
00:21:48,074 --> 00:21:49,940
And we'll be right there,
okay?
391
00:21:56,081 --> 00:21:59,617
Ha, wow.
392
00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:01,018
Look at that.
393
00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:03,654
A wad of gum
on a piece of paper.
394
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:05,990
- Yeah.
395
00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:07,658
Cheap bastard.
396
00:22:30,049 --> 00:22:33,784
Oh, man.
Can we take a break?
397
00:22:33,786 --> 00:22:35,853
My eyes are burnin'.
398
00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:37,922
- Not until
we find the diamond.
399
00:22:41,627 --> 00:22:44,395
Here's a ring...
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