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Hey.
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- Hey, morning.
- Hey.
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- Morning, daddy.
- Good morning.
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Anything for breakfast?
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- How about pancakes?
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- Ah, great.
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- We need eggs, butter,
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Milk, syrup,
and pancake mix.
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And while you're out,
could you go to the bank,
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The hardware store,
and the dry cleaner's?
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- I'll just have cereal.
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- Come on, ray.
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- Well, what do you do all day
while I'm at work?
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- I entertain men, ray.
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Come on, ally.
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- Great news, ray.
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You're in.
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- What am I in,
and does it wash off?
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- Ray,
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Every man has
certain moments in life
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That define who he is
in the great circle of...
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Life.
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Tonight you and I
are having such a moment.
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- I'm not getting naked
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And let you hold me up
to the moon, dad...
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Not again.
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- Poker.
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With me and the boys.
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- No, dad, please.
Why don't you ask robert?
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- Well, your brother's a cop.
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He's very sensitive
about this gambling thing.
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What if he turns us in?
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- You'd like jail.
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They have crafts.
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- I don't get it.
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You--
you saying no to me?
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To your father?
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- Dad, I'm not saying no.
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I just--
I don't want to go.
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- Don't want to go?
- Yeah.
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- After the way
you hounded me
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All those years
in high school to play?
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- When did I hound you
to play cards with your friends?
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- All right, all right.
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So we didn't talk much
during the high school years.
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I-I know I kind of
lost track of you.
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I'm sorry.
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Anyway, we got four guys.
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We need a fifth.
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- Come on. No.
I hate those guys.
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All they did
was make fun of me.
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- Oh, they won't anymore.
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Your head's
a normal size now.
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Come on.
Do it for the old man.
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- Oh, please.
Do I have to?
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- Attaboy.
Attaboy.
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10:00 at nemo's.
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It's a wild time, ray.
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Better than vegas.
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Food, fun, fast action.
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Hey, the new guy
brings the maalox.
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Hey, nemo,
what'd you make tonight?
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- Lasagna meatballs.
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- You mean
lasagna and meatballs?
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- No, lasagna meatballs.
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I had to clean out
the freezer.
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- Health inspector?
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- You want me
to talk to him?
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- Like you talked to the judge
at your divorce trial, garvin?
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- Hey, I did okay
on that settlement.
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- You're living
at the frigging "y."
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Hey, here he is.
Here's my boy.
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- Here I am.
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- Hey, ray.
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- This it, dad?
This everybody?
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- Ray, this kavutch says
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He would only pick change
out of a urinal
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If it was more
than a buck.
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- Some of us
have principles.
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- Some of us have 87 cents.
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- Ray.
- Hey, ray.
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- Hey.
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- So, ray,
you feel like a winner?
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- Not really.
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- Sit down, ray,
over here,
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By my good ear.
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- Tinnitus.
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- Wha?
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- Come on, guys.
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This is how the ebola virus
started.
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- Ante up, seven-card,
no peeky.
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- Isn't this great?
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My kid and my pals bonding
over a real man's game.
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- No peeky.
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- So, ray, you still doing
that sportswriting thing?
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- Yeah.
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- Hey, tell them about all
the awards you won this year.
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- All right.
Come on, dad.
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- Awards!
Wow!
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Who would have made
that bet, huh?
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- What?
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- Nothing personal,
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But you had the biggest head
I'd ever seen on a kid.
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- It was huge!
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- Freakish.
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- We used to get calls
from the circus.
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- All right,
are we gonna play cards,
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Or are we gonna
make fun of me all night?
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- Don't worry, kid.
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We got plenty of time
for both.
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- Ladies and gentlemen,
the phlegmtones.
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I'll, uh--
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I'll make a bet
that's as big as my head.
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What are you doing, dad?
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- I'm stacking your chips.
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- Stack your own chips, dad--
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All three of 'em.
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- You're bluffing, raymond.
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I call.
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- You call?
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You better call a doctor.
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Queens over 8s.
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Sorry, guys.
I'm in the zone.
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- Hey, ray, you're not supposed
to win all the money.
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- Yeah, well, perhaps
I have an unfair advantage.
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You know, all night,
I've been able to read
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The reflection of your cards
off your shiny noggins.
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- Hey, hey,
a little respect.
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- Don't worry.
The kid's done winning.
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It's time
for a man's game.
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Five-card draw.
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No draw.
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- That means you play
the five cards you're dealt.
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- Yeah, I figured it out, dad.
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- Anybody got any antacid
or bicarbonate of soda?
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- No.
- I don't.
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- In that case, I fold.
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- I'll open.
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- Take it easy.
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- Dad, what?
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You don't tell your pals
to take it easy.
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- They're not my son.
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- Well, I'm not your son
here either, dad--frank.
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We're equals.
I know what I'm doing.
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- I'm out.
- I'm out.
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- What, are you showing off?
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This is just like
when you were a kid
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And you'd shove the cocoa puffs
up your nose.
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I raise you 50.
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- I was six then,
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And they smelled good.
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I see you 50,
and I raise you 50.
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- I told you don't put
the cocoa puffs up your nose.
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So what do you do?
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You shove 25 of them
up there.
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We got to go
to the hospital.
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I see you,
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And I raise you.
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- Well, dad,
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Whatever you spent
at the hospital that night,
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Here's your chance
to make it all back.
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- Holy crap!
- Holy crap!
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- Hi, honey.
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- What's going on?
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Why are you home so late?
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- 'cause I--
I won a lot of money.
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- Oh, that's good.
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- Then I lost some.
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- How much?
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- Oh, go--go to sleep.
Go to sleep.
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- Well, how much?
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- Not enough
to lose sleep over.
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- Come on,
just tell me.
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- Sleep.
- Ray!
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- All right, don't sleep,
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But you're gonna be
cranky tomorrow.
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- Did you lose more than $50?
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- Yeah.
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- You didn't lose $100,
did you?
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- No.
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Hundreds.
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- How many hundreds?
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- What?
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- What?
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- Road and frick.
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- Ray, how many hundreds?
- 23.
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to my dad.
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- You lost $2,300
to your father?
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- Relax, all right?
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We're gonna get
the money back.
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- How?
- When he dies.
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- Oh!
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I can't believe
you lost all that money.
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- Look,
it's my dad's fault.
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He kept telling me to fold
like I was a little kid.
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- Oh, so you showed him
by losing all your money to him.
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- That's right.
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I'm my own man.
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- Ray, you know,
in case you haven't noticed,
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We have three kids
to put through college.
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- Well,
maybe we'll get lucky
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And they won't be
college material.
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- You know,
I thought we were saving
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To buy a bigger house
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So we could
move away from--
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This neighborhood.
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- Look, you think I wanted
to lose that much money?
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I know it was wrong,
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But you got to know
I had a very good reason.
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- You had a very good reason?
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- It's like when your father
tells you
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Not to put cocoa puffs
up your nose.
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- Oh, not the cocoa puff
story again, ray.
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- What's the first thing
you want to do?
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Put cocoa puffs
up your nose.
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- So now you're...
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Cuckoo.
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- Don't you see?
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It's just the same thing
as 30 years ago.
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He kept telling me
to stop betting,
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- All right, I get it.
I get it. I get it.
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- Good. Okay, good.
I feel better.
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All right,
let's just forget
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About this whole thing
and get some sleep.
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- Just forget about $2,300?
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- Okay, you want to beat it
into the ground.
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- I'm just--I'm thankful
that you lost it to your father.
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- Because you can go over there
and ask for it back.
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- I can't do that.
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- Why?
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- I'm not a child.
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- Oh, no, you're a mature adult
who lost $2,300
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Because his daddy
told him not to.
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- All right,
I am a child.
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But if I go back
and ask for the money back,
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Then I'm a baby.
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I don't want to be a baby.
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- Quit pushing!
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- Go ahead.
Do it.
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- I'm not giving
ray's check back.
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I won it fair and square.
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- Oh, if you don't
give ray his money,
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You're not the man I married.
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- I win again.
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- I can't take
the money back, ma.
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- Yes, you can.
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- Frank, please.
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- Forget it.
I want to teach him a lesson.
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Don't get in
over your head.
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Play with fire,
you're gonna get burned.
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And most importantly,
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Thank you.
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Come again.
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- I can't believe
what I'm hearing!
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You would actually deprive
your own flesh and blood
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Of money he needs
to feed his family?
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- We're okay, ma.
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- Look how they live
over here, frank--
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The want.
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- What's going on over here?
261
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:13,298
- Nothing.
What are you doing here?
262
00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:15,967
- I'm a policeman.
I come home at 3:00 a.M.
263
00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:17,736
No mom, no dad,
no sandwich.
264
00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:19,104
I start to worry.
265
00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:21,306
- Oh, robbie,
it's the worst.
266
00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:23,374
Oh, I've never been so upset
in my life.
267
00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:25,877
- Don't tell him.
He's a cop.
268
00:12:29,348 --> 00:12:30,348
- Tell me what?
269
00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:31,950
- Nothing.
270
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,054
- Ray and frank
played poker tonight,
271
00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:40,358
And ray lost $2,300
to your father.
272
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,393
- Why don't you tell him
I cry during sex?
273
00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:43,795
- Oh--
274
00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:54,472
- You played
for real money?
275
00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:56,407
You--you broke the law?
276
00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:58,910
- We gambled.
Nobody got hurt.
277
00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:00,979
- I see, so it's not
against the law
278
00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:02,981
Unless somebody gets hurt.
279
00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:05,316
Interesting.
280
00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:07,118
- Robert, want some ice cream?
281
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,087
- No, no.
Can't stay.
282
00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:11,790
Got to go tell the pushers
and the muggers
283
00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:13,258
And the ladies of the evening
284
00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:15,794
That it's not against the law
unless somebody gets hurt.
285
00:13:22,101 --> 00:13:24,035
Mio famiglia.
286
00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:35,213
- Hello, sweetheart.
287
00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:36,915
- Hi, grandma.
288
00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:38,817
- What are you doing?
289
00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:40,251
- We're frosting cupcakes.
290
00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:43,888
- Oh, how nice.
291
00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:45,456
Frosting from a can.
292
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,292
So much easier
than homemade.
293
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:54,399
- Darling, will you go wash
your face for grandma, huh?
294
00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:56,234
That's a good girl.
Thanks.
295
00:13:58,437 --> 00:13:59,938
This is for you.
296
00:14:01,107 --> 00:14:02,340
But I thought frank said--
297
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:03,942
- No, he doesn't know
anything about that.
298
00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:04,943
This is my money.
299
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:06,377
- You have money?
300
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:07,545
- Oh.
301
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:10,582
My father--
oh, such a wise man.
302
00:14:10,584 --> 00:14:13,084
On my wedding day,
he took me aside,
303
00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:14,552
Gave me $200, and said,
304
00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:16,921
"here, this is if you ever
come to your senses
305
00:14:16,923 --> 00:14:18,957
And leave frank."
306
00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:20,158
- Wow.
307
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:23,061
My dad only gave me $50.
308
00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:25,296
- So for 45 years now,
309
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:27,165
I've been adding to it
little by little.
310
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:30,969
I mean, who knows how long
my marriage will last, right?
311
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:34,005
I mean, money is freedom.
312
00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:35,506
- So how free are you?
313
00:14:37,509 --> 00:14:39,510
- $46,000.
314
00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:41,446
- What?
315
00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:43,014
- Yup.
316
00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:45,650
Just--
it's our secret, now.
317
00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:47,218
- Hi.
- Hi.
318
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,620
- Hi, ma.
- Hi, dear.
319
00:14:48,622 --> 00:14:49,621
- How you doing?
320
00:14:49,623 --> 00:14:51,222
- Fine.
- Fine.
321
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,657
- Okay, debra,
give mom the money back.
322
00:14:55,427 --> 00:14:57,028
- How did you know?
323
00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:58,596
- Come on,
look at you two, huh?
324
00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:01,199
When's the last time
you two were smiling together?
325
00:15:03,102 --> 00:15:05,603
Exactly.
Now, give it back to her.
326
00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:07,105
- Oh, ray, please.
327
00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:08,106
- No, no, ma, no.
328
00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:10,308
Get out of here.
No. Go.
329
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:11,609
- Look, if you take--
330
00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:13,511
- Don't make me
turn the hose on you.
331
00:15:16,448 --> 00:15:17,982
Ma.
332
00:15:17,984 --> 00:15:19,317
Thanks.
333
00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:21,586
- You're welcome,
you stubborn ass.
334
00:15:26,525 --> 00:15:28,393
- You were gonna keep
that money, weren't you?
335
00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:31,062
- Oh, ray, if it wasn't for you
and your stupid pride
336
00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:32,697
Trying to outdo your dad,
337
00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:34,999
You never would have lost
that money in the first place.
338
00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:36,534
- Wrong, all right?
339
00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:38,136
I happen to stink at poker,
340
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:40,471
And I would have
lost the money anyway.
341
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,140
That's how much you know.
342
00:15:58,123 --> 00:15:59,290
- You're not talking to me?
343
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,592
- Nope.
344
00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:03,962
- I just keep winning.
345
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,400
- Oh, hi, ray.
346
00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:11,502
- Look what I found
in ally's piggy bank--
347
00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:13,705
$2,300.
348
00:16:13,707 --> 00:16:14,973
- Oh.
349
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:16,607
Isn't she thrifty?
350
00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:17,709
- Yeah.
351
00:16:17,711 --> 00:16:19,544
Come on, ma, huh?
352
00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:20,979
I'll tell you,
it wasn't easy
353
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:23,314
Trying to wrestle it
out of her hands.
354
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,649
- What did you do?
355
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:27,018
- I gave him $2,300.
356
00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:28,553
We're not keeping
his money.
357
00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:30,588
- Where did you get
$2,300?
358
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:31,756
- Never mind.
359
00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:33,658
- I don't want it, ma.
360
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:36,594
- All right, freeze.
361
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:39,063
- Robbie,
shouldn't you be at work?
362
00:16:39,065 --> 00:16:41,499
- Oh, I'm at work right now.
363
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:42,700
I heard the whole thing.
364
00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:44,002
This could get ugly, mom.
365
00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:45,269
I'm gonna have
to ask you to leave.
366
00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:46,671
- You're telling me
to leave my own kitchen?
367
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,006
- Now!
368
00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:52,343
Please.
369
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,579
- Look what you've done
to my boys!
370
00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:58,316
- All right, you guys,
sit down.
371
00:16:58,318 --> 00:16:59,617
- Oh, come on.
- Right now.
372
00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:01,152
The both of youse.
Let's go.
373
00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:02,286
Right here.
374
00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:06,791
You guys want a cup of coffee?
- Okay.
375
00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:08,726
- Well, we'll just see
how it goes.
376
00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:13,031
Now, let's get
one thing straight, okay?
377
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:15,233
The both of you
broke the law,
378
00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:16,667
The law that I've sworn
to uphold.
379
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:19,070
Now, the only thing
that could alter that fact
380
00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:21,606
Is if no money changed hands
on the night in question
381
00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:24,275
At one nemo's pizzeria
382
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:26,611
And homemade specialties.
383
00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:28,479
- This is between
me and dad, robert.
384
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:31,582
- That's right.
We're perfectly fine.
385
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:36,454
- Everything's
perfectly fine, huh?
386
00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:37,755
You don't think I know
387
00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:39,724
That you're the tip
of the iceberg?
388
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:42,460
You're going down, pops,
and when you do,
389
00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:44,128
You're gonna bring down
eddie and stan
390
00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:46,764
And that divorced garvin.
391
00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:49,500
- Robert, you're not
gonna do anything.
392
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:51,335
- Oh, I'm not gonna
do anything, huh?
393
00:17:51,337 --> 00:17:54,272
You want to try me?
Come on!
394
00:17:57,309 --> 00:17:59,377
Listen, kid.
395
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:00,812
I understand
what you're going through.
396
00:18:00,814 --> 00:18:02,713
It's--
it's not your fault
397
00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:05,316
'cause you got mixed up
with a bad element.
398
00:18:08,654 --> 00:18:11,222
- What are you doing?
399
00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:13,624
- Well, good cop/bad cop.
400
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,359
It's just taking me
a little longer
401
00:18:15,361 --> 00:18:17,161
'cause there's only one of me.
402
00:18:28,173 --> 00:18:30,141
- I know
why you're doing this.
403
00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:32,443
It's because we didn't
invite you to play.
404
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:35,279
- No, no, my second-rate status
in this family
405
00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:38,616
Has no bearing on my
professional responsibilities.
406
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,318
- There's another game
next week.
407
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,719
- Too late.
- Enough already.
408
00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:43,254
Look, I'm leaving,
all right?
409
00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:45,156
And for the last time,
I'm not taking the money.
410
00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:47,758
I lost it, that's all.
I'm a big boy.
411
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,327
All right,
if I take the money,
412
00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:51,829
What kind of message
does that send to my kids?
413
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:53,297
That no matter what happens,
414
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:54,499
You can just go
to your father
415
00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:56,501
And he'll make
everything okay?
416
00:18:59,204 --> 00:19:00,371
- You're right.
417
00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:04,408
You're right.
418
00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:06,611
- What?
What am I right about?
419
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:12,517
- You should be able
to go to your father,
420
00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:15,253
And he should be able
to make it okay.
421
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:22,293
Here, be a good father,
big head.
422
00:19:24,196 --> 00:19:25,429
- Dad--
423
00:19:29,368 --> 00:19:31,435
Thanks.
Thanks, dad.
424
00:19:35,274 --> 00:19:38,509
- What's the matter
with you?
425
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,912
- I'm just glad
it all worked out.
426
00:19:40,914 --> 00:19:43,381
I didn't want
to have to cuff you guys.
427
00:19:46,251 --> 00:19:48,319
- I'm glad too.
428
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:54,759
And, uh, it might have
worked out very well.
429
00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:55,826
- Hey!
430
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:57,528
That's still my money.
431
00:20:08,407 --> 00:20:10,341
- Well, you wanted
to play cards.
432
00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:11,943
We're playing cards.
433
00:20:11,945 --> 00:20:13,911
What do you got?
434
00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:14,946
- A pair of 5s.
435
00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:18,683
Jacks over 8s.
436
00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:21,852
Okay, diamond jim,
take it off.
437
00:20:42,307 --> 00:20:43,641
- I'm cold.
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