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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,369 --> 00:00:04,503 - I want to thank you for your time, mr. Lasorda. 2 00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:06,739 Okay-- tommy. 3 00:00:06,741 --> 00:00:08,574 I really appreciate this interview. 4 00:00:08,576 --> 00:00:10,275 This'll be real quick. 5 00:00:10,277 --> 00:00:11,643 Okay, now that you're retired, 6 00:00:11,645 --> 00:00:13,379 I was just wondering, 7 00:00:13,381 --> 00:00:16,048 Where do you think you're going with that cookie? 8 00:00:18,084 --> 00:00:20,753 Put the cookie down! 9 00:00:20,755 --> 00:00:24,690 No, no, no, not you, mr. Lasorda. No. 10 00:00:24,692 --> 00:00:26,525 Did I--I scared you? 11 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:28,460 Oh, I didn't mean to scare you. 12 00:00:28,462 --> 00:00:31,663 Oh, I didn't know you were eating a cookie. 13 00:00:40,273 --> 00:00:42,541 - Don't you love nemo's at night? 14 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:43,675 The candles-- - yes. 15 00:00:43,677 --> 00:00:45,677 - Twinkly lights. - I know. 16 00:00:45,679 --> 00:00:47,446 Such a romantic atmosphere, huh? 17 00:00:47,448 --> 00:00:49,248 - Yeah. 18 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:51,116 That's why the pope eats here. 19 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:54,486 Hey, you think he really said, 20 00:00:54,488 --> 00:00:59,124 "to my buddy nemo, your pizza is infallible"? 21 00:00:59,126 --> 00:01:00,392 - Hey, he's good luck. 22 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:02,261 - Yeah. Linda and I got a picture of him 23 00:01:02,263 --> 00:01:03,362 Down at the shop riding a jet ski. 24 00:01:03,364 --> 00:01:05,464 - No. - That was my idea. 25 00:01:05,466 --> 00:01:07,499 - You see? She's brainy and beautiful. 26 00:01:07,501 --> 00:01:09,068 - Aw. 27 00:01:09,070 --> 00:01:10,235 - And loose. 28 00:01:14,808 --> 00:01:16,341 Did you order foreplay? 29 00:01:16,343 --> 00:01:17,810 I didn't order foreplay. 30 00:01:21,281 --> 00:01:24,750 - You okay, honey? You're sweating. 31 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:27,820 - I sweat before I throw up. 32 00:01:27,822 --> 00:01:29,254 - Two melanzonies. 33 00:01:29,256 --> 00:01:30,689 - Yeah, here. 34 00:01:30,691 --> 00:01:32,291 - Extra sauce. 35 00:01:32,293 --> 00:01:34,159 - She's the saucy one. 36 00:01:34,161 --> 00:01:36,361 - And the assorted fried cheeses plate. 37 00:01:36,363 --> 00:01:38,697 - He's the fat one. 38 00:01:38,699 --> 00:01:40,732 - Bon appetit. 39 00:01:40,734 --> 00:01:42,401 - Ow! Ow! 40 00:01:42,403 --> 00:01:45,737 - Oh, babe, let me see. Let me see. 41 00:01:45,739 --> 00:01:49,708 - I got what bernie needs. Come here. Come here. 42 00:01:49,710 --> 00:01:51,410 - Aw. 43 00:01:51,412 --> 00:01:53,245 You got what I need, ray? 44 00:01:53,247 --> 00:01:55,547 - A gun? 45 00:01:55,549 --> 00:01:57,483 Hey, that's tongue! 46 00:01:57,485 --> 00:01:59,151 I thought you were a vegetarian. 47 00:01:59,153 --> 00:02:02,821 - Oh, what, you never kissed in front of anybody? 48 00:02:02,823 --> 00:02:05,757 - Yeah, I'm sure we have. 49 00:02:05,759 --> 00:02:06,892 - There was, uh-- 50 00:02:06,894 --> 00:02:08,827 That one at our wedding. 51 00:02:16,269 --> 00:02:17,636 - Oh, what, that's it? 52 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:19,571 - What are you-- come on. The pope! 53 00:02:23,776 --> 00:02:25,477 - Hey, watch this. 54 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:28,347 Hey, try it like this, okay? 55 00:02:28,349 --> 00:02:29,648 stella! 56 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:32,451 - Stella! 57 00:02:32,453 --> 00:02:35,220 - Attagirl! 58 00:02:35,222 --> 00:02:36,655 - What are you doing? 59 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:39,358 "I could have been a contender." 60 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:41,593 - Aww! Hello, dears. 61 00:02:41,595 --> 00:02:43,162 - Were you in my office, ma? 62 00:02:43,164 --> 00:02:44,563 - Yeah. I was trying to get a pen 63 00:02:44,565 --> 00:02:48,500 To do the crosswords. 64 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:51,570 You know your desk drawer is locked? 65 00:02:51,572 --> 00:02:52,871 - Uh, yeah, we lock it now. 66 00:02:52,873 --> 00:02:54,173 - Oh? 67 00:02:54,175 --> 00:02:55,340 - Yeah. It keeps the kids out. 68 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:57,309 - Oh! Ha, ha, ha! 69 00:02:57,311 --> 00:02:59,378 That's a good idea. 70 00:02:59,380 --> 00:03:00,913 I broke a knife in it. 71 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:06,718 - Okay, let's get to bed, ally. 72 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:07,853 - Hey. 73 00:03:12,592 --> 00:03:12,758 Shower's broken. 74 00:03:17,764 --> 00:03:19,631 Must've been loose, 'cause when I fiddled with it, 75 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:21,800 It came right out of the wall. 76 00:03:21,802 --> 00:03:23,302 - Oh, what are you doing? 77 00:03:23,304 --> 00:03:25,304 What're you taking a shower over here for? 78 00:03:25,306 --> 00:03:28,874 - Well, he came home from work, and we were here, 79 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:30,309 And you know your brother. 80 00:03:30,311 --> 00:03:32,611 He doesn't like to be alone in the house. 81 00:03:32,613 --> 00:03:34,313 - Can we go now? I'm cold. 82 00:03:34,315 --> 00:03:37,482 - Oh, sure, sweetie. Come on, let's go. Let's go. 83 00:03:37,484 --> 00:03:39,318 - Uh, that's my towel. 84 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:43,689 But we can get it later. 85 00:03:43,691 --> 00:03:45,824 - I'll patch the shower up for you tomorrow. 86 00:03:45,826 --> 00:03:47,626 - Of course you will. 87 00:03:47,628 --> 00:03:51,230 - You know that shampoo that says "no more tears"? 88 00:03:51,232 --> 00:03:52,564 - Yeah. 89 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:54,299 - There's tears. 90 00:04:00,707 --> 00:04:04,643 - Oh, yeah. Definitely broken. 91 00:04:06,379 --> 00:04:07,779 You know how I could tell? 92 00:04:07,781 --> 00:04:10,449 There should be a bathroom right here. 93 00:04:12,685 --> 00:04:14,419 You know, it's got to be hard on robert 94 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:16,388 Being so gigantic. 95 00:04:16,390 --> 00:04:17,889 When he was a kid, 96 00:04:17,891 --> 00:04:20,025 He wasn't allowed to pet the cat. 97 00:04:22,495 --> 00:04:24,363 Come on. 98 00:04:24,365 --> 00:04:26,798 He couldn't pet the cat. 99 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,700 Oh, god. You're not okay. You're not. 100 00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:30,702 - I'm fine, ray. 101 00:04:30,704 --> 00:04:33,372 - See, I would've believed you if you didn't add the "ray." 102 00:04:33,374 --> 00:04:35,507 Look, do you mind? I have to pack. 103 00:04:35,509 --> 00:04:36,742 I'm leaving with the mets tomorrow. 104 00:04:36,744 --> 00:04:38,443 - Yeah. Go ahead. 105 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:39,444 It's my brother, right? 106 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:40,979 - No, it's-- 107 00:04:40,981 --> 00:04:43,548 - It's my father. Yes, he's really annoying. 108 00:04:43,550 --> 00:04:45,751 no, it's not your father. 109 00:04:45,753 --> 00:04:47,286 - It's my mom, right? 110 00:04:47,288 --> 00:04:49,655 Yeah, yeah. She broke our knife. 111 00:04:49,657 --> 00:04:52,491 Let's kill her. 112 00:04:52,493 --> 00:04:55,560 Come on, you're always saying we don't do things together. 113 00:04:58,898 --> 00:05:01,733 We'll kill her and then a movie. 114 00:05:03,469 --> 00:05:05,804 I don't know. I don't know what I did. 115 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:08,607 I'm usually good at knowing when it's me, 116 00:05:08,609 --> 00:05:12,511 Because it's usually me. 117 00:05:12,513 --> 00:05:16,982 - Ray, how come you can never just be affectionate with me? 118 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:19,785 - Oh, bernie! 119 00:05:19,787 --> 00:05:21,586 - Did you see how bernie is with linda? 120 00:05:21,588 --> 00:05:25,424 - I see. Everybody sees that. It's free playboy channel! 121 00:05:25,426 --> 00:05:27,926 - There's nothing wrong with it once in a while. 122 00:05:27,928 --> 00:05:30,362 - He was drinking. 123 00:05:30,364 --> 00:05:31,563 - They're so passionate. 124 00:05:31,565 --> 00:05:35,534 - They're drunks! Both of them! 125 00:05:35,536 --> 00:05:37,402 Look-- 126 00:05:37,404 --> 00:05:40,839 Look, they've only been married for, what, two years? 127 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:43,408 So there's no kids, no exhaustion. 128 00:05:43,410 --> 00:05:44,443 Just wait. 129 00:05:44,445 --> 00:05:45,444 - Wait for what? 130 00:05:45,446 --> 00:05:47,679 - For this. 131 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:50,649 The noise and the no sleep and the no time. 132 00:05:50,651 --> 00:05:51,917 Please, know what I mean here. 133 00:05:51,919 --> 00:05:54,853 - You never even say "I love you." 134 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:56,455 - Oh, now I don't love you. 135 00:05:56,457 --> 00:05:57,456 - You don't say it. 136 00:05:57,458 --> 00:05:58,457 - I do. - No, you don't. 137 00:05:58,459 --> 00:05:59,491 - I do. - When do you say it? 138 00:05:59,493 --> 00:06:01,426 - With my eyes! 139 00:06:05,131 --> 00:06:07,099 - What are you doing? 140 00:06:07,101 --> 00:06:08,834 - I'm-- 141 00:06:08,836 --> 00:06:11,803 Drowning. 142 00:06:11,805 --> 00:06:12,871 Look, you want me to say it? 143 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:14,406 I love you. There. I said it. 144 00:06:14,408 --> 00:06:16,742 - Oh, yeah, okay, there's the seven little words 145 00:06:16,744 --> 00:06:18,076 Every woman wants to hear. 146 00:06:18,078 --> 00:06:21,413 I love you. There. I said it. 147 00:06:21,415 --> 00:06:22,881 - Hey, come on. Don't I say it when we-- 148 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:26,585 - Oh, yelling it during sex doesn't count. 149 00:06:28,688 --> 00:06:30,088 - I don't know what you want. I don't know. 150 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:33,458 - Well-- - what? 151 00:06:33,460 --> 00:06:34,159 - I don't know. 152 00:06:34,161 --> 00:06:35,894 Just-- 153 00:06:38,664 --> 00:06:40,132 Well, I-- 154 00:06:40,134 --> 00:06:41,833 Doesn't matter. Just-- 155 00:06:43,703 --> 00:06:44,870 Good night. 156 00:06:47,473 --> 00:06:49,074 - Um-- 157 00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:50,876 I'm still packing over here. 158 00:06:56,649 --> 00:06:58,650 - Good morning, everybody. 159 00:06:58,652 --> 00:07:00,685 - Hi. - Hi. 160 00:07:00,687 --> 00:07:03,054 - Hey, guys! 161 00:07:03,056 --> 00:07:05,857 Here. This is for you. 162 00:07:05,859 --> 00:07:07,926 - What is this? A card? 163 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:10,462 - Mm-hmm. 164 00:07:10,464 --> 00:07:13,198 Got up early to get it for you. 165 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:14,699 - Why? 166 00:07:14,701 --> 00:07:16,868 - You know. 'cause of what we-- 167 00:07:16,870 --> 00:07:18,970 You know. 168 00:07:18,972 --> 00:07:21,606 - "to a special wife." 169 00:07:24,210 --> 00:07:26,545 "love like ours is real and true 170 00:07:26,547 --> 00:07:29,080 "as a lily holds the morning dew. 171 00:07:29,082 --> 00:07:31,783 "ever day finds joy anew, 172 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:35,120 And in every way do I love you." 173 00:07:36,789 --> 00:07:38,023 - Ahh. - Yeah! 174 00:07:38,025 --> 00:07:40,559 Ha, ha, ha! 175 00:07:40,561 --> 00:07:42,861 Oh, that's really sweet, ray. 176 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:46,998 - Yeah? - Yeah. I just-- 177 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,700 Love it. It's-- 178 00:07:48,702 --> 00:07:50,502 It's a really nice card. 179 00:07:50,504 --> 00:07:52,704 - Oh, something's wrong. 180 00:07:52,706 --> 00:07:55,106 What, it's not enough. 181 00:07:55,108 --> 00:07:59,244 Oh, I should've got the pop-up. 182 00:07:59,246 --> 00:08:02,714 - Maybe you just didn't understand what I meant. 183 00:08:02,716 --> 00:08:05,250 - Oh, you still want the talking. 184 00:08:05,252 --> 00:08:07,719 Look, this is better than talking. 185 00:08:07,721 --> 00:08:08,820 This is writing. 186 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,856 - Uh-huh. 187 00:08:10,858 --> 00:08:12,858 You couldn't even sign it "love, ray." 188 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:14,893 You signed it, "okay? Ray." 189 00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:21,066 You know this all makes me uncomfortable. 190 00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:23,602 When I say I love you, it doesn't sound natural. 191 00:08:23,604 --> 00:08:25,670 It's like some bad movie, 192 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:27,138 Like somebody's going to laugh at me. 193 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:28,707 - What do you mean, laugh? 194 00:08:28,709 --> 00:08:30,942 - Somebody's going to laugh at me saying that stuff. 195 00:08:30,944 --> 00:08:32,911 - Stuff? 196 00:08:32,913 --> 00:08:35,146 - Do you love me, daddy? 197 00:08:35,148 --> 00:08:38,884 - Oh, yes! Of course I love you! 198 00:08:38,886 --> 00:08:40,585 I love all you guys. 199 00:08:40,587 --> 00:08:41,753 And mommy. 200 00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:43,688 Huh? What a mommy. 201 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:45,757 What a-- let's hear it for mommy! 202 00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:49,294 Raise your hand for-- yay! 203 00:08:49,296 --> 00:08:50,896 Look, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm just-- 204 00:08:50,898 --> 00:08:52,797 I'm not good at saying that stuff aloud. 205 00:08:52,799 --> 00:08:53,999 That's the way I am. 206 00:08:54,001 --> 00:08:55,567 That's the way my parents were. 207 00:08:55,569 --> 00:08:56,735 - Well, okay, but you know, 208 00:08:56,737 --> 00:08:58,603 Maybe there was something wrong with that. 209 00:08:58,605 --> 00:08:59,804 I mean, come on. 210 00:08:59,806 --> 00:09:03,008 You want to pass this trait on to your kids? 211 00:09:03,010 --> 00:09:04,175 - No. 212 00:09:06,145 --> 00:09:07,746 - Ray-- 213 00:09:10,016 --> 00:09:12,651 I love you. 214 00:09:15,755 --> 00:09:16,888 - And I you. 215 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,723 - Oh! 216 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:19,858 - Come on! 217 00:09:21,127 --> 00:09:23,728 Come on. It's all here in the card! 218 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:26,898 Debra. Debra! 219 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,733 - Stella! 220 00:09:39,979 --> 00:09:42,914 - Stupid stinking hump! 221 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,850 Don't toy with me, god. 222 00:09:45,852 --> 00:09:47,152 - Hey, dad, iced tea? 223 00:09:47,154 --> 00:09:50,956 - No. It gets me all hopped up. 224 00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:52,791 I'm almost done here. 225 00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:54,659 Ow! 226 00:09:54,661 --> 00:09:57,362 Damn piece of crap! 227 00:09:57,364 --> 00:09:59,698 - Please, dad, take it easy a little. 228 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:00,966 - I don't know what I'm doing? 229 00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:03,301 - Yeah, sure, you do, but relax. 230 00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:05,203 - Give me the damn pliers. 231 00:10:07,673 --> 00:10:09,240 Thanks. 232 00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:12,677 - Listen, dad, I got to ask you something. 233 00:10:12,679 --> 00:10:14,980 - There! Done! 234 00:10:14,982 --> 00:10:16,715 A couple of things you got to remember. 235 00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:18,717 It's very easy, okay. - Yeah? Like what? 236 00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:22,087 - Well, it's nothing. Hot is now cold. 237 00:10:22,089 --> 00:10:24,222 - What else? Is the water going to come out? 238 00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:25,724 - Sure. Here's what you do. 239 00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:27,626 You hold on to this one tight, 240 00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:30,295 And then you push and turn with this one. 241 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:32,197 You're going to need at least two hands. 242 00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:33,765 - Yeah, dad, please-- 243 00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:36,101 - Aah! 244 00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:38,303 The water comes out very hot at first, 245 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,404 But save that. 246 00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:41,373 You're going to need it later. 247 00:10:41,375 --> 00:10:43,675 - Aw, dad, shut it. Just shut it. 248 00:10:43,677 --> 00:10:45,877 - Here, give me a hand. Give me a hand. 249 00:10:47,014 --> 00:10:48,213 - Turn. Turn it! 250 00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:49,781 - I'm turning. - Turn it! 251 00:10:49,783 --> 00:10:51,883 - I'm turning it! 252 00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:53,084 - Whew! 253 00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:56,388 - Thanks. 254 00:10:56,390 --> 00:11:01,393 Listen, dad, I was wondering something. 255 00:11:04,964 --> 00:11:08,299 When was the last time 256 00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:12,103 That you said "I love you" to-- 257 00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:14,973 Anybody? 258 00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:17,075 - "I love you"? 259 00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:19,377 - Yeah. 260 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:21,146 - What, do you live in a freakin' fairyland 261 00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:22,847 Or something? 262 00:11:24,383 --> 00:11:25,917 - Dad, I just wanted to know. 263 00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:27,452 - This is real life, raymond. 264 00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:29,788 People don't just go around saying that. 265 00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:31,389 - Yes, they do, dad. 266 00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:33,258 - Name one. Name one person. 267 00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:36,761 - Debra. - That's an act. 268 00:11:36,763 --> 00:11:39,330 - It's not an act, dad. She means it. 269 00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:40,699 - All right. All right. Come on. 270 00:11:40,701 --> 00:11:42,734 Maybe debra. 271 00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:45,870 But she's, uh, nice. 272 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,439 Why are you asking me these things? 273 00:11:47,441 --> 00:11:49,140 - I just want to know. That's all. 274 00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:50,975 Do you ever say it to mom? 275 00:11:50,977 --> 00:11:53,111 - You're getting kind of personal now. 276 00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:54,746 - Dad, you're my father. 277 00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:56,748 - Your mother and I know how we feel. 278 00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:58,183 That's our business. 279 00:11:58,185 --> 00:12:02,454 - What? Hello, raymond, sweetie. 280 00:12:02,456 --> 00:12:03,755 How you-- 281 00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:05,790 What's our business? 282 00:12:05,792 --> 00:12:08,026 - Nothing. Mind your own business. 283 00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:09,761 - You said our business. 284 00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:10,995 What are you two talking about? 285 00:12:10,997 --> 00:12:12,397 - Nothing, ma. It's okay. 286 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:13,765 - You got him lying for you now? 287 00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:16,101 - Go away! 288 00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:20,038 - I chop up celery and dill for your rotten tuna sandwich 289 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:21,806 And I drag it across the street for you, 290 00:12:21,808 --> 00:12:24,242 And you don't even have the decency-- 291 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:26,177 - Hey, that's my freakin' lunch! 292 00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:27,946 - Now come on. It's nothing. 293 00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:30,215 I was asking, that's all. I was just asking, 294 00:12:30,217 --> 00:12:32,484 How come nobody ever says "I love you" around here? 295 00:12:32,486 --> 00:12:33,852 But I'm starting to realize 296 00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:35,820 What a stupid question that is. 297 00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:38,456 - No, that's not stupid at all, dear. 298 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:41,960 A very good explanation for it, though. 299 00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:44,462 Your father doesn't know what love is. 300 00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:46,331 - Okay. Oh, boy. 301 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:48,299 - When we first were married, 302 00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:50,201 I said it all the time. 303 00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:52,170 - Name one time. - All the time. 304 00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:53,238 - When? When did you say it? 305 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,373 - I said it all the time! 306 00:12:57,143 --> 00:13:00,245 I happen to be a very loving, caring woman. 307 00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:01,846 You know that, raymond. 308 00:13:01,848 --> 00:13:04,082 But I mean, after years and years of giving and sharing 309 00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:07,018 And getting nothing in return, one tends to-- 310 00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,920 - You said it one time in albany. 311 00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:10,421 - Oh, shut up. - One time! 312 00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:11,489 - Shut up! 313 00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:13,158 - The night you had the rum candy. 314 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:14,826 - Shut up, frank! 315 00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:16,161 See what I have to put up with? 316 00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:17,796 - Look, ma, dad, you don't have to say it. 317 00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:19,230 It's okay. 318 00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:21,800 - Why is it so important to you, all of a sudden? 319 00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:25,136 My parents never said it. 320 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,571 - When you were a kid, didn't you want 321 00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:28,139 Your mother and father to say it to you? 322 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,140 - Of course. 323 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:29,941 - But they didn't. 324 00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:34,879 - They didn't want to spoil us. 325 00:13:36,248 --> 00:13:37,816 - All right, this is the way we want to be? 326 00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:40,084 Is this the way we want the kids to be? 327 00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:42,020 I mean, what would be so wrong with saying "I love you" 328 00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:45,089 Around here once in a while? 329 00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:49,527 - Well, we're not living in a fairyland here, raymond. 330 00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:57,068 - Hey, hot and sour soup! 331 00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:58,603 - Want to give me a hand with these guys? 332 00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:02,240 - Come on, guys. It's fun in the sink. 333 00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:06,511 Look at that. Look how the grease separates. 334 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:09,581 All squeaky and shiny clean. 335 00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:11,616 Hey, I can see myself. 336 00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:14,352 - Yeah, you should be looking a little lower. 337 00:14:15,554 --> 00:14:19,390 - Hey, this dish has a crack in it. 338 00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:21,125 Come on. 339 00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:23,494 All right, look, you're right. 340 00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:26,197 You're right. 341 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:29,200 I'll try and change the way I am or something. 342 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,135 - You mean that? 343 00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:33,438 - We're leaving now. 344 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:34,973 - Okay. Thanks. 345 00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:36,441 Thanks, dad. 346 00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:38,376 - The shower's fixed, 347 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,945 And there's just one thing I want you to know. 348 00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:42,213 - What? 349 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:45,283 - Well, uh, we've been talking, and, uh-- 350 00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:46,284 You go ahead, frank. 351 00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:47,352 - I love you. 352 00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:49,454 - I love you! 353 00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:51,422 - Oh, god, mom. 354 00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:52,957 - I love you, debra. 355 00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:54,559 - Mom, you can stop, mom. 356 00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:57,562 Mom, you're scaring them. 357 00:14:57,564 --> 00:15:00,498 Go. Save the children. 358 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:03,067 Okay. All right. 359 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,003 It's okay. 360 00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,004 - Hey. 361 00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:09,240 - Oh, robbie, sweetheart. 362 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:10,241 I love you. 363 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,010 I'm so sorry. 364 00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:13,177 - Sorry for what? 365 00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:14,212 - For never saying it. 366 00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:15,413 From now on, 367 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,681 I'm going to say it to you all the time. 368 00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:19,050 All of you, even frank. 369 00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:20,952 I love you! 370 00:15:24,056 --> 00:15:25,390 - Isn't this the part of the movie 371 00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:27,525 Where she's supposed to get shot by the real her? 372 00:15:30,696 --> 00:15:32,964 - Well, we're here for such a short while. 373 00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:35,366 Your family should know how you feel. 374 00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:39,237 - I'm feeling it's not that short a while here, ma. 375 00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:44,142 I felt kind of embarrassed at first too. 376 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:45,710 But now-- 377 00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:47,612 - Oh, god. 378 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,480 Aw. 379 00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,082 - I love you, son. 380 00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:53,251 - All right. All right. Thanks, dad. Me too. 381 00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:54,619 I'll be over here. 382 00:15:56,388 --> 00:15:58,423 What? 383 00:15:58,425 --> 00:16:01,459 - Well, you're my brother. 384 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:02,727 I love you, raymond. 385 00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:05,096 - Oh, isn't that nice? 386 00:16:06,999 --> 00:16:09,100 - Come on. Enough. Enough already! 387 00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:10,535 Oh, god! 388 00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:13,204 - What the hell is going on here? 389 00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:15,606 - I told them what we were talking about. 390 00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:17,308 - What? Why? 391 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:20,078 - I thought I could find out why I was the way I was. 392 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:23,481 But now I know why. I'm from a mental institution. 393 00:16:25,517 --> 00:16:26,651 - I love you, deb. 394 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,419 - Robert, robert. - No, no. 395 00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:30,621 - You're-- 396 00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:32,090 Remember the cat. 397 00:16:42,768 --> 00:16:46,004 - Thanks, rob, I--I love you too. 398 00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:49,374 Ray, this is not what I wanted. 399 00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:52,443 Uh, could everybody just-- go back to normal? 400 00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:55,747 Before everybody loved each other. 401 00:16:55,749 --> 00:16:58,549 - Wait a minute. 402 00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:00,685 This is between you two. 403 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,353 This is your problem. 404 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,322 - Well, yeah, yeah, I was trying to find out 405 00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:07,392 Why I'm not the most demonstrative guy. 406 00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:10,428 - You thought it was our fault. 407 00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:13,264 - That's typical. You blame the parents. 408 00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:14,565 This is your problem, 409 00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:15,733 And the first thing kids do today 410 00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:17,135 Is point to the mother. 411 00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:18,736 - Nobody's pointing, ma. 412 00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:22,340 - If it's anybody's fault, it's your father. 413 00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:25,576 - Okay, please, just stop. 414 00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:27,445 I don't understand. 415 00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:30,782 Why do you deal with important things we talk about like this? 416 00:17:30,784 --> 00:17:33,084 I'm sorry I ever bring them up. 417 00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:35,787 - I'm sorry too. 418 00:17:35,789 --> 00:17:39,090 I will never bother you on this subject again. 419 00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:40,291 I promise, okay? 420 00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:42,126 Let's just forget I ever said anything. 421 00:17:42,128 --> 00:17:43,694 All right? 422 00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:44,796 - Come on, deb. 423 00:17:44,798 --> 00:17:46,330 Deb. 424 00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:47,799 - You know, your plane leaves in two hours. 425 00:17:47,801 --> 00:17:49,233 You haven't even packed yet. 426 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:53,304 - Oh, god. Look, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 427 00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:56,641 I'm sorry I'm such a screw-up. 428 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,623 - This love stuff-- 429 00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,826 We never mention it again. 430 00:19:06,578 --> 00:19:08,579 - Oh, hi. - Hi. 431 00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:11,849 - I made the bed. - Yeah, I see. 432 00:19:13,785 --> 00:19:16,487 - Listen-- - uh, don't. 433 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:17,722 - What? 434 00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:19,724 - You don't have to say anything. 435 00:19:26,398 --> 00:19:28,499 - I don't? - Nope. 436 00:19:34,806 --> 00:19:37,308 - You know what? - What? 437 00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:38,643 - I'm going to miss my plane. 438 00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:39,944 - Okay. 439 00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:41,479 - I'll call you. - Okay. 440 00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:43,514 - I'll call you when I get there. 441 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:44,582 - All right. 442 00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:45,683 Bye. 443 00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:01,432 - I love you. 444 00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:07,872 - Oh, beautiful. Beautiful. 445 00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:10,208 - Honey, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. 446 00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:13,344 - No, that's all, cards-- only cards from now on. 447 00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:16,948 Yeah, your "I love you" is going to come from ziggy. 448 00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,960 Yeah, I miss you, too. 449 00:20:28,962 --> 00:20:31,329 Okay, I'll see you tomorrow. 450 00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:33,364 And, honey-- 451 00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,466 I love you. 452 00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:36,901 Good. Well, get used to it, 453 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:39,870 'cause I'm going to say it all the time. 454 00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:43,574 Okay. Now give the phone to mommy. 30411

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