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How did you get into cinema?

Oh, I didn't mean to.

Is it true! At first I wasn't going to. It was my sister who pushed me.

We had a group of friends.

So many people worked on this film! If we go back to the basics...

This is simply amazing!

PIERRE CALFON is

"DRAGEE WITH PEPPER"

A film by JACQUES BARATIER

Screenplay by JACQUES BARATIER in collaboration with GI BEDOS

Dialogues: GI BEDOS

Chief Operator HENRI DECAY

The face is like this all the time We bend and unbend our legs.

And exhale during the effort. This is a very important thing!

- Well? - What? I say "No"!

About cinema I say no. - But this is Cinema Vérité! (cinema-truth)

I don't have any movies here! And what is “cinema vérité” anyway?

We photograph people unexpectedly. We say: “Tell me, what do you think?”

And people talk. - The truth? So what do you do about it?

We make them say what they say we wouldn't want to talk. Do you understand?

Yes but... But this... This is tactless!

- And, above all, it’s a look. - Sight?

Something they wouldn't show to anyone. And we pull it out with the camera.

We want to remove people from the inside - what do they think...

- What’s in their head, what’s inside them... - Inside?!

You need my hall to rent, What do people have inside?

Bodybuilders? Inside? - Well, for example...

Look. Right now. I'm asking: "What are you thinking about?"

"What's inside you?"

But what are you... And you are filming only people? No dogs?

- There are no dogs. - No dogs?

And do you need a hall? - We need a big wall.

-Are you removing the wall? - Yes, we need a big white wall.

Wall? Oh, well, if the wall... Well then...

If you want a wall, please. Is it true that you have a wall?

Well, well... And I will continue. I am busy.

Is it true! Haha... So.

I am an accountant.

Monsieur, please. Could you answer for "cinéma-vérité"?

Do you know what “cinema vérité” is? - No, I do not know.

I don't care. -You have nothing to say?

- I work at a bank, so... - And you have nothing to say about the bank?

Look, we're all in the bank. We are trying to improve our situation...

Monsieur!

- Yes? - Monsieur, what artists do you like?

- Men or women? - Women.

- Sophia Loren. - Sophia Loren?

- Yes. I like Michelle Morgan. - Michelle Morgan?

- Much less - Brigitte Bardot. - Is that so?

- At the national level. - What do you think about Cinema Vérité?

About "cinéma-vérité"? I think it's a good movie for those over 85.

- Hey! Hey! - Do not move! Do not move!

Wait, I didn't finish my sandwich...

Look what you've done! Everything is on the floor! Do not move!

- Nasty boy! Come here! - No.

- Gerard, come here! - No I'm not going!

- Okay, that's enough! - Not a microphone around your neck!

Let's start!

Tell us! - What?

All!

Everything that is on your soul!

The truth!

What are you thinking about?

Come on, tell me!

What I've never told you!

What happened to you!

Happened at home!

When you were little. - I do not remember!

I was too young. - Tell me!

About dad!

I didn't love dad. I don't love dad...

He is bad.

"Dad, you're bad. You stole my girl.

Lily, Lily the simpleton, who was so good in bed.

Dad, be so kind

Don't keep it for yourself for life

Lily, Lily the simpleton, whose tits I really wanted to see you in my bed.

Call, call! Goody, goody

The bell of the suburbs!

Sunday morning, hand in hand

We can't walk anymore according to Panten!"

Nothing, nothing.

Let's go.

Attention! I would ask a little silence!

Dear friends, you must visit at our friend Gerard's tennis match

with veteran Rakanovsky.

However, the real duel will unfold not in tennis, but, as usual, behind the scenes.

The tennis match is just an excuse.

The essence of the real conflict is between the "old wave" and the "recent rain".

I invite you to attend at this historic meeting.

On the serve - Rakanovsky.

- Gerard! Gerard! - Great!

Let's! Finish him off this old bastard!

- So, 30:30. - Let's! Let's!

- Would you like to see a beaten man? - Yes.

- Would you like to be beaten? - Oh yeah!

Beaten!

6:1, 6:1, 6:1.

I, Rakanovsky!

One of the best rackets in France!

And by whom! As a boy!

Ah... I'm ashamed.

Ashamed!

I'm really sorry.

Come on baby Everything is fine.

Are you suffering?

Oh... terrible!

Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I shouldn't have do so! I admire you so much!

But it's stronger than me. When I see the ball, I can’t help but hit him!

Yes. You are an athlete.

Besides, everything was against you: wind, spectators.

Yes, it was very difficult.

Especially the audience.

Whatever you say, play tennis in front of hundreds of people,

who call you a sieve -

"Hey, sieve!" -

it's depressing.

- It’s disgraceful to call you a sieve! - Yeah...

Not in this case... No, it's about tomorrow's press.

Press about me...

Perhaps France Soir will write not bad, they are my friends.

But the rest...

Mediocrity from "Figaro" only this and have been waiting since that day...

when they did it to me offer.

And I sent them away. - They did it to you...?

Yes, yes... Phew, this is a classic!

There are plenty of these guys all over the courts. - My God!

Oh yes, they won’t miss the chance!

But notice we are playing not for journalists!

No. But when they write in all the newspapers, that I am a “sieve”, what will it be like for me?

Wherever you go, everyone will be call me a sieve!

"Oh, Monsieur Sieve!"

It's horrible!

What about my family?

My mother?

Poor woman!

Come on! You're being dramatic!

- It's all over with me! Yes. Yes! - Not really! No!

No! Not yet! You can play!

A few more years! You do not... Alexei!

Oh, you, my God! My God!

What are you saying? You shouldn't kill yourself like that!

Everything collapsed!

You can not understand!

I gave up everything for tennis.

I gave up everything for tennis!

Study.

This was in 1935.

Spring 1935.

I had a year left to graduate Faculty of Political Economy.

I gave up everything.

And lose today

second category player!

Because, forgive me, old man, but you are not a wonderful, wonderful, wonderful player!

- Yes, I know! - No way!

I know. But it does not mean, that I should be reproached!

Yes, you won, but against me there were spectators and wind!

Especially, by the way, the audience!

I would like to see how you play when hundreds of people shout at you: “Sieve!”

Sieve! Hey, sieve!

No, I would like to see it!

We need to arrange everything in places.

On your side - freshness of age,

you are lively... Yes, you are lively!

Yes, you are cute. But not for me.

It's not easy to fool me!

They don’t learn like this, overnight, play tennis!

A?

You know, I've seen it on the courts the triumph of cute people like you.

This lasts a year.

Lasts two years.

And then - grunt!

Yes!

Khryas...

Get a grip, old man.

All is not lost yet.

You can still achieve success.

I would love that so much!

Mr. Rakanovsky!

This...

This is first of all...

What confuses me most is how you hold your racket.

No, really! Let's see. Come on, show me.

Come on, come on, show me!

I watched you on the court.

You amused me!

Yes, they were funny, but show me!

Come on, show me. And there’s no point in sneaking around like that!

It's annoying! Let's, show how you hold the racket.

Let's.

O-la-la!

Finger position at least interesting!

Here's the index finger... forefinger...

Forefinger... Pointing!

- Yes Yes Yes... - Yes Yes Yes!

And what's that? Is this a form?!

This is my... my... my T-shirt!

Mike!

- What is it? - These are my pants!

Trousers! Ha ha!

Trousers? This? Sure sure...

Sexy?

Have you seen how it plays Jean Borotra?

Priest!

Oh yeah! Class!

That's what class is!

It's not just about hit the ball like a deaf person.

- How? - How deaf!

What about your serves?!

Are you happy with your serves? - Quite.

Well, yes, of course.

This is not how the ball is served. No way.

And between us - they don’t seem to you are your serves a little pathetic?

- Yes... I'm serving a short serve... - Short serve!

With a strong blow.

It's up to you.

I'd like to work with you. Not over the serve, I’m fine with it.

- Yes... - Above style, above form...

Everyone needs it, in short.

Need it for everyone? Well, well... When do you want, old man?

Well, I don't know... tomorrow morning?

Tomorrow? No, tomorrow is impossible. I have students all day.

- Then... then I'll call you? - Yes, yes, call.

-Will you tell me? - I'll tell you.

- Whenever you can. - When I can. Yes Yes.

OK. I'll change my clothes.

That's it, old man, change your clothes.

- See you soon, monsieur. - See you later.

- Meet me at the bar. Ciao! - Bye Bye!

It's funny to look at yourself!

What a movie!

You know, you can do it too do the same thing.

This is what you will become knights of the camera!

Hold it!

The old methods are a thing of the past.

And the eye, let's say, no longer needed.

Bravo! This is amazing!

Look carefully!

Now we're shooting from behind.

Above.

From below.

And never from the front.

And most importantly - never twice!

So if you have eyes and two ears - Paris is yours!

I have a camera you have a camera!

And we all have will be on camera!

My dad gave it to me!

And my mother gave it to me!

Aunt Emma gave it to me and said: “Take it!”

Since I've had her, I'm completely exhausted.

We will manage it, We'll shoot with it.

And everyone will shoot your own little stories.

Everyone will shoot before the Opera

Panorama and Cinerama.

Who will take me off without asking,

He will get his cell!

Who wants to act, come here quickly!

I will film and they will applaud me.

I have a camera you have a camera.

And we all have will be on camera!

Come on, I'll take you off at the Eiffel Tower.

Oh, I'm sorry but today dad is coming.

(Sings in German about Paris)

A Notre Dame Cathedral not in Berlin!

Tell me, mein Herr, I'm sorry, I...

I'm looking for my daughter Anna Fiebig!

I am Franz Fiebig!

He worked here - French Academy of Plastics.

A? So they all left.

Everyone's gone, everyone! To the Roland Garros stadium.

To tennis. Tre-pum-pum! - Pum-pum?

And I! Boom boom, war!

Big guns isn't it, monsieur?

No! No no. Tennis!

Roland Garros Stadium! Easy to reach: straight,

all the time right... uh... Etoile... Etoile is very simple.

Triumphal Arch, Victor Hugo...

Then - metro station Michelangelo-Molitor.

And behind her, behind her, is Roland Garros.

Nonsense! Very simple!

Oh, cat!

I will grab you in nature, among the greenery

since my heart directs the lens

my sensitive camera!

Oops, she ate the bird! Nasty cat!

Get out! They didn't tell you leave them alone?

You look cunning.

Oh hey! You don't need me! - Why? Don't want to act in films?

No. And a lot of people know me. I don't want to be criticized.

- You do not want? - No thanks.

Better come to an agreement with the dads that are going there.

Oh, this is great!

Hey you! Listen!

You are insolent! What an absurdity To catch me like this on purpose?

Why are you doing it? - I wanted to fool around.

I'm bored. - Leave me alone!

Please be kind would you like to chat a little?

Otherwise I'll fall asleep. The baby cried all night...

But, monsieur, damn it! I don't know you!

And talk to you again! Well, I do not!

You're only a month old! How annoying it was!

- If you want to talk, talk. - Oh thanks!

Last few days It's pretty cold, huh?

And this is in April! - Yes.

Great weather for kids!

This is for them... nice breath of air, huh?

Do you walk every day? - Well, it depends on the weather.

How old is he?

6 months.

Yours is... small.

How much does it weigh?

Half a kilo.

- He's really small. - Well.

Especially for a boy...

Is this a boy? - Yes.

Imagine, this one weighed at birth 10.5 kg,

and now, at 1 month, it weighs somewhere...

23.8 - 23.9 kg.

- But this is a lot! - Yes, beautiful baby.

- Don't breastfeed? - No.

And we feed. We'll stop soon.

My wife's breasts - wow!

Oh, this is terrible! Terrible! If you saw it, you would...

And I talked, I talked! Let's stop this destruction!

We will give it to the baby cow's milk, like everyone else.

But he is so gluttonous! - You can safely bottle feed.

- Do you also give him cow's milk? - Oh, no, powder!

- And all is well? - Amazing!

I was told, which comes out in lumps.

- You know, they “said”... - Yes, but still.

Naturally, you need to stir!

A!

How many feedings per day? - Two.

At first there were six but after...

to be honest, two... - Well, yes...

This wouldn't be enough.

He chews something all the time like this... like this...

All in me! I... That's just terrible!

Especially flour. When I see flour... yum-yum...

Yes...

But I can't. This is starch.

Now he shut up because I just ate.

Otherwise there would be can be heard far away...

So what is he, never sleeps at all?

Almost never.

Strange, don't you think? For a one month old baby?

Lying here, staring at me with your huge eyes...

It's kind of scary.

Are you sure this is a child?

Sometimes I ask myself.

- You need to consult a doctor. - Yes, he came and...

- Therapist? - Yes.

Ah, nonsense! He should be examined by a psychiatrist!

I understand this. I have there was concern about mine.

It's not the same for him even exactly the opposite.

Already 6 months he hardly wakes up.

- So I thought... - But Doctor Julien confirmed to me,

that this is absolutely a child. - Oh, well, yes.

And what do you think about him...

When I say this to my wife, she'll have a blow.

True - one more, one less... In any case, she lies down.

- There's something wrong here. - Yes, she is a wreck after giving birth to this...

We don't get enough sleep. This animal screams all night long...

You hate him, don't you?

I have no feelings for him no aggressive feelings.

Just great indifference.

- Our stories are similar to yours. - Yes.

I even find ours with you the acquaintance is quite exciting.

Did you notice that at first I avoided you? immersed in his worries.

But little by little I discovered that we are brothers.

We gave birth... - Monsters!

Perhaps even that they won't survive?

So much the worse. - So much the worse!

Or so much the better!

Well, yes, so much the better!

Just imagine, dear monsieur, what a yoke we would get rid of!

Kindergarten, alphabet, multiplication table...

Puppet theaters, Tuileries Gardens or Luxembourg.

Hanging out at shop windows during the holidays!

First communion, solemn assemblies... - So now is the best time for us!

He is, indeed, deeply asleep.

And he's bald. Your wife, probably blonde?

- Yes. - I thought so.

Not a hair. How mine brunette, so your...

Isn't he too wrapped up? - No, why is that?

What are you wearing? - Just woolen underwear and...

Oh, so many charming girls run after men

these respectable men, picking apples... fornication!

- Do you have a minute? - That's what I'm here for!

We could go...

Follow me, I'll take you to your apartments.

- Can you show me the way? - Follow the guide.

I know these paths.

She didn't see me. I saw you. You'll burn me. Get out of sight!

But beware! If they catch you, they'll slap you in the face!

And I will record the slap!

Working with the eyes - we know a lot about it.

And we put our whole soul into it.

I work as a viewfinder.

And we work with our eyes.

- There are such boring ones! - Please, no comments.

Well, did you feel it? - But no comments!

This might make you laugh!

Don't you like this thing?

Well, is that all? Can I go?

I saw a thigh - I hit the mark!

I saw only hands - it doesn't count.

But beware! If they catch you, they'll slap you in the face!

And I will record the slap!

This is Roland Bourgeois and your beloved daily game "What's the difference?"

Today I am in the Bois de Boulogne,

where I met our today's contestant,

charming and attractive passerby,

who might be lucky enough to win 100 francs. 10 thousand old!

- Cash? - No, by check.

- Well, that doesn’t suit me! - What is your name, mademoiselle?

- Jacqui. - So, Mademoiselle Jacqui, my first question.

What's the difference between planet and star?

Well... the planet is like the moon.

Round.

And the star is...

she has such appendages... - A!

Oh, I don’t know!

You see?

I, the President of the Union voyeurs of Paris,

I ask you: do you see what I see?

Working with the eyes - we know a lot about it.

And this is our pride.

I work as a viewfinder.

Wait, I'll ask you your second question.

What's the difference between senator and deputy?

Oh wow! Me and politics...

Deputies, deputies... Deputies have a chamber!

If I were in my room, I wouldn't be here!

No, mademoiselle, that won’t do!

I'm sorry, but this is impossible! - Hey, what about my 10 thousand?

Oh, damn you! Crazy crazy!

Voyeur!

Idiot!

Stubborn!

How do I get it, huh?

- You are so natural! - Yes, I am! Whole!

Oh, how cute! Your fiance?

- No, younger brother. - Nice one.

Why are you so shy? You're experienced with girls, aren't you?

- Not at all. - Oh, how funny!

Well, good bye!

Stiletto heels, black market bags. Hello girls!

They stand on the panel, morning and evening

for the sake of... - ...shopping!

Hello, Giselle! You are free?

Yes. So far everything is calm.

Mister Perrier from Rue Michoudière - would you be interested?

Oh no, there are such traffic jams. I won't park.

Okay, I'll call you back when I find something.

Fine.

Ich frichten schnell

a 10 thousand franc note!

No, no, Nicole! No, no, Jeannine, no, no!

Nine-nine, Lily, no disaster!

Girls in Berlin are too expensive.

Hello!

Are you taking a walk?

Bitte...Roland Garros Stadium?

Eh, tennis player?

Do you like sports? - Which man?

- Athlete? - I-I.

- I also love sports. -Are you taking Burter the fireman?

No, I am busy.

So you've arrived in Paris workout?

I-I! Paris! I!

Bois de Boulogne police!

Stop all cars traveling towards the priestesses of love.

Damn, this was just not enough!

Ah, Paris! Police! Always the police!

We seem to have failed.

Eh... Hey, mademoiselle! Mademoiselle!

Bye, Fritz!

Mademoiselle, hey! I don't even know your name!

Mademoiselle!

Hello, Giselle! You are still busy?

Here Ambassador Monchu is impatient.

Place General de Gaulle, 28.

General de Gaulle? I'll take it!

Block all the paths leading into the forest.

Set up big ambushes.

To all secondary roads send teams.

Cavalry -

to the big oak tree. I said to the big oak tree.

OK. And don't relax don't show pity!

I'm counting on you!

All police will be on alert!

Attention everyone!

So let's go! Turn around properly!

I want to go home soon drink your decoction.

Come on guys, let's go! Just like in 1940!

We tremble under the shade of greenery. The police announced the alarm.

In the bushes! Drop everything!

Police raid!

If you dodge, I will I'll catch it in my box.

And I will put you for kilometers films...!

Come on, no need to worry so much.

Do you have permission? Forward!

My chickens in the forest tripped over a rooster.

I didn’t manage to cut down 10 pieces.

And I like koi... tus!

There is a special world on the boulevards. Hair in the sun

Flashes like asteroids...!

When you drive by in your taxi in the Bois de Boulogne,

and you see these ladies standing on the panel, what are your feelings?

What do I care? They make your work as it should.

I don't care. - In your opinion, is this a normal craft?

For them - yes, since they do it are engaged. But I don't care.

It's here.

Get on the bench.

Be careful, you're going out of frame.

- Like this? - No. Yes. No... uh...

Do something. - I do not know what.

Improvise!

No, something more original.

No! Not this, anything more alive.

More lively, more fun, how to put it...

Think about what you love.

No, that's too much "like a fashion model."

No, pretend to be an artist

actress...

Think about the birds about color cards...

French women are great! Pam-pam, Champs Elysees.

Glass of champagne "Veuve Clicquot"!

French Mimi - striptease, honey, honey!

Let's go babes to the hotel, French girl, glug-glug!

Three four...

- Drive on. - But this is my daughter, monsieur!

- Parking on the square is prohibited! - But this is my daughter!

Please, monsieur! Anna!

- Standing here is prohibited! - My daughter is there, monsieur!

Do you like bridges?

- Yes... - And the mountains?

Pink is better than sea.

Look at my hands!

Move forward!

Don't block the passage! - Drive on. So, your documents!

He blocked me. I wanted to make a circle around the square!

- Your documents! - I have no documents!

My ideal is to be girl with a galosh...

Oh, sorry, cover girl.

In color, on coated paper.

On a blurry background...

Blurred background, blurred background

Colors off frills and yokes.

There are frills and yokes for every taste:

With and without a hole.

Hard fabrics, soft fabrics.

Hats for red hairpieces.

Kerchiefs around the neck.

And under the dresses there is beautiful lingerie

To make our knees sing...

Anna! Anna!

Anna!

Oh, please excuse me, Mademoiselle.

I took you for my daughter.

I lost my daughter that's why I'm looking for her.

Are you... are you a student? - Yes.

And that means, for sure, know my daughter Anna?

- No. - Anna! Anna Fiebig!

- No I do not think so. - Ah!

Eh, Paris is big, and my daughter is very young.

So I got lost. I have...

I have two... two children.

Otto, 3 years old, and Anna, 20 years old.

Are you... are you studying what?

- I'm an ethnologist. - Veterinarian?

I work at the Museum of Man.

- I don't... - Briefly speaking,

I'm interested in the person.

Are you interested in a person?

Man? Very interesting.

- More precisely, the human soul. - The human soul?

The human soul? Vas ist das?

Human! Body!

And the soul. Art!

Music!

A! Music! Music!

Mozart! Wagner! Beethoven! Pum-pum-pum-pum!

I'll go to Africa.

Save the souls of blacks.

You know, in Harfica there are black women

carry their children on their backs!

It ruins their chest!

If you knew how terrible conditions black women live in!

A! Black women! Africa!

I! Schwarze, schwarze!

I would like... see you again

to chat together, eh?

About the human soul!

The soul of man, ha ha ha!

Ah, ladies!

Ah, Paris! Paris!

City of big men!

And little ladies!

Sign in!

This is Anna Fiebig, my friend.

- Does she work with you? - Uh... yes.

You can be envied Dear Gabriel.

Will you allow me, mademoiselle?

So where's the film? - Here.

Is this the only thing? - No no.

- Are there others? - Yes.

So, let's see...

You know this...

Yes, this is great!

It's amazing!

It's so funny!

But how did you do it? - At the funeral.

Ah, the rascal!

Charming! Charming!

Fabulous! ABOUT!

It's just... But how could you?

I was in the closet.

Voyeur!

Here! This is a movie about life Cinema Vérité!

You know, in Italy we have only this is “cinema verita”!

And I feel like there's nothing left real life.

Last years everyone was doing just that -

cinema in life, cinema on the street, cinema is everywhere!

Now the new Chamber of Deputies, new "camera" (it.)

will force people to live without a camera.

So that cameras don't follow them.

Cinema cameras this time.

When they go to bed.

When taking a bath, eating spaghetti.

So that there is no camera in spaghetti or cameras in your cell.

Because, you know, in Italy The bedroom is also called a chamber.

That's how difficult it is! Oh, in Italy everything is called a "camera".

How wonderful this film is! How beautiful!

Splendido material!

But where did you find this beautiful lady?

Beauty in the bath... So I would drink this bath, right?

- This is me in the bathroom. - Yes, clear, clear.

Oh, how good! - But it’s me in the bathroom!

Yes, I understand. Very beautiful. These round, round shoulder blades...

Where is she? She's on a motorcycle!

- It's me on a motorcycle! - Yes, yes, what a sight!

You know, it's just "dolce vita"!

- It's me on a motorcycle! - Well, yes. Let me see, please!

Motorcycle... but what is it?

Is she being followed? Are the carabinieri pursuing her?

Faster... Faster, faster! But what is it?

She gets off the motorcycle. They pick her up.

She's undressing! Wow, what a beautiful girl!

Get your dirty paws off!

It reverberates right through the motorcycle. Oh, what love!

Love! What a beauty!

- It's me. - More modest! Let me see.

And what kind of beauty is this?

Sorry, I got carried away with the film. She's adorable!

Very nice. I have a feeling that I've already seen you somewhere.

OK! Great movie, kid!

Come, come again, but definitely with mademoiselle!

Everything is fine! See you later, my pussies.

Gabi! Gabi, take your film!

Bye!

"There was some kind of divine fire

Men on the street whistled after her.

For the love of Rosita they became legionnaires

Or priests, or committed suicide.

My Lucy! When I give striptease lessons -

striptease, as you call it it's in French -

invest in the game more sensuality!

Sensuality! - I’m not familiar with sensuality?!

Yes I remained a girl to a fairly advanced age,

to devote yourself completely study of sensuality!

Theoretical sensibility, scientific sensibility,

sensuality that doesn't wait nothing from a man, nothing from a man!

Sensuality - total purity! From your head to your sandals!

Sensuality - total purity!

- What are you doing? - Well, the lightning is stuck!

- Wait, I'll fix it. - No! Add an expression!

The main thing is the facial expression!

And not just the ass! - If so, I'd better go back to the office.

If only it was all this was brains! Eh!

Okay, now I'll give it to you some kind of accessory.

This is a test. Test.

Let's say, for example, that this is an umbrella. Umbrella, okay?

This is a test. Take it.

- How? - How to take it?

How how! Take it. Take it like this.

And she went. Let's go, let's go!

This is a test, ladies.

Look, this is funny. It's an umbrella! So.

Look!

The most important thing is grace! Feminine, cat-like...

You're going out, right? Keep your eyes on the man.

Breast...

And then - the piano! - went...

Now we bare our shoulder but with... how should I say... with...

With femininity! Like this, with voluptuousness...

Not platonically, but rather... erotically and even...

like an animal!

Voila!

Not bad!

Like this. We'll work tomorrow morning something more difficult:

over the gloves. Gloves! Undressing hand...

Voila! It's not bad! This is twisting...

Yes. But only every gesture must be accompanied...

- Hints? - No...

- By omissions? - No...

Symbolisms! - I don’t have gloves.

No gloves...? Well, okay. No and no need!

So now, ladies, sit down!

Now - accessories, which I give to you.

It could be anything.

But it can be very important!

The man of your life! You love him, don't you?

The essence of a man, right?

So you dance with him!

"Oh, what an ass she had! And she knew it.

But never any man didn't touch her!

It was a respectable ass, went to mass.

Christian ass, went to confession

So many different asses made the glory of women!

Cleopatra's Ass drove Antony crazy

Ass Pompadour was very sarcastic

a Lady with Camellias I didn't keep it for long."

And this?! This! What is this, voluptuousness? A?

Is this bliss?! Yes, this is some kind of porridge!

And you? What are you thinking about? This is a man?! Is this a man?

Don't you like men? And what do you like? Spaghetti?

Then think about spaghetti! Now, don't take your eyes off me!

You're moving towards him

to a man from which they did not take their eyes off.

The caresses become more persistent.

You should watch right in front of you.

Into the depths!

But your eyes must be with expression!

Okay, that's enough. Young ladies!

If you want it quickly start earning money

don't miss out not a single gesture of mine!

Everything is in your hands! A?

And...(Spanish)

Do you understand what I'm telling you? Let's open wide!

Wide, ladies, wide!

Now let's take off our stockings in a lying position.

Because stockings are These are not just stockings!

This is completely different! This should express...

Roll it up like this, like this...

"In Rosita's yard gentlemen were crowding.

Sipped whiskey and soda with a languid look.

And every morning she counted their corpses

with your little hands. How charming she is!"

Oh! I can't stand men!

As punishment you will serve us guinea pig!

Now we will undress you!

Let's undress, like this!

And now, ladies, when you are completely naked,

you dance with umbrellas!

"One day Rosita returned on a cold evening.

One Mr. Cha-Cha-Cha accompanied her.

It was the Prince of Malaga. He was fascinated.

He put the ring on her finger, and now she is already a princess!

Now Rosita is the queen of Malaga.

And in the principality she - main beauty

Now everything is for the king - flowers and sparkles.

And they had a lot of children after their tete-a-tete.

After their tete-a-tete!

...cinema-vérité...

- Until the evening? - Fine.

- What is the address? - There, Adeline Street.

- And the house number? - 15 !

It's not far from here.

What are you interested in in life?

- Money. - And it's all?

Well, I also like it have fun.

With their...

With their... with your colleagues.

Have you ever thought of becoming... Don't know...

secretary of the directorate?

No... No, it's me never attracted.

No. And in general, I like it outdoor life.

- And you are Parisian? - No. I was born in Cotentin.

Nice region?

Not bad.

There are bastards there. As an everywhere.

What were you doing? your parents?

Well, my father at first...

because then he was fired - but at first it worked

in the storage room.

- And your mother? - She was a housewife.

And you?

I took care of my younger ones brothers and sisters.

And you gave it all up to come to Paris?

Well... actually... oh, Well, a lot happened!

First my father fired from the storage room.

And then... he started great to "pawn".

Besides...

he not only, as they say, drank continuously.

And when did it start in the shack? yelling too loud

I was fed up.

Do you sometimes think about love? I mean love from the heart.

- Heart? - Yeah.

Don't know.

I don't mind.

I don't mind... Who knows!

I am in this sense I haven't seen that much.

This is not my specialty.

Heartfelt love?

I don't know... I don't mind. Do not mind.

I want to believe in fables.

Naturally!

-Did you come to Paris alone? - Yes, alone.

My husband works a lot.

You know, in Milan everyone is men They work at a hellish pace.

And he doesn't worry, knowing what are you in Paris?

- Why worry? - Don't know. Maybe he's jealous?

Oh my God! Jealous? At my age I have the right to count on trust.

No, he's not jealous. He loves me. Maybe I was once jealous

but I'm still with him. - Yes.

That's all.

And he won't come here to you?

I hope not!

Real cinema... I'll say this

you know, “real cinema” - This is completely different.

You see, we have "cinema vérité" you always have to cook.

Always! And how!

Remember, my child. If you're at the cinema are you going to steal a bike?

You have to buy it first!

- But then it’s not the same at all! - And I should sneeze.

This is theater, that's normal.

It's not easy for me make you a confession.

And what do you want, I let myself be carried away!

Lessons from my parents memory of ancestors,

Trufaut, Godard, Chabrol, all these good old guys...

So, I also plunged into it.

And he made a real film.

In endless twilight passing eternity

Things are divided into parts so that then fold into new things.

But not the same ones.

"Same" should stand out similarity, distinguishable by appearance.

Like marble different from a marble statue.

What hot hands!

Do you like hands?

-Are they hot? - Hands are very important.

Skin is what is very important!

You were missing.

I looked after my husband.

Were you well looked after?

He died!

I would like to help you.

You have beautiful lips.

Do you like my lips?

They are beautiful.

They are beautiful,

because they are chubby!

I love plump lips!

My husband's the lips were thin.

- You are brave! - Oh, no, no!

This... this is your first the publication?

Honestly...it's a habit... well, that is...

And then...

An event that you are aware of.

I'd rather waste my time walking in the park

on the river bank... with your child.

-You only have one child? - Yes.

But I want to have more.

Oh, I'm so hot!

Aren't you hot? - Yes, I'm hot.

I love it when I'm hot.

Wow, I'm as cold as a cat!

I often argued with my husband about this theme.

He had a mania open all windows!

You...

big flat? - Huge!

And all these open windows...

He assured that it was so much healthier.

He was preoccupied with diseases!

What did he die from?

For pneumonia.

I would like dance with you.

I love to dance!

- That would be nice. - Yes...

Especially with this rhythm.

Because you can dance calmly...

It is very nice...

My husband hated dancing.

Hated it all.

What sign were you born under?

Scorpion. And you?

Twins.

- How interesting! - Very interesting.

- Do you like astrology? - I have a passion for astrology!

I believe this is divine science. - Oh yeah!

All this is divine!

Gemini and Scorpio They are terribly attracted to each other.

Even if between them often everything ends very badly!

I've already had affairs with scorpions.

And what?

Catastrophe!

Will we destroy each other?

May be.

I feel you will be with me just terrible!

- I promise! - I'm scared!

- I know. - I should run away from you!

Give it a try.

But will we have fun together?

We won't be bored.

I was so bored with this dead man.

What I like about you - you are alive!

Amazingly alive.

You see how many clients there are!

Well, well... idiots!

If you want to improve your language skills, come here - it's better than using textbooks!

I love you ! (English)

Ich liebe Dich! (German)

Ti Amo !(Italian)

Te quiero! (Spanish)

Habibi! (Arabic)

Eh, damn, it would be nice at least one client today!

One man for Ann-Laure, the other for Phoebe.

Are you a boy or a girl?

- She's not one of these. - Don't touch my sister!

- Yes, he is kind. - And here you are!

Good to see you. - Let me have a look.

Are you crazy?

- You're not going to film here, are you? - You need police permission.

- We'll tear your tape! - I also have a camera.

- What is this for? - How small she is!

- Cool, let me see. - Oh, the client has arrived!

Another one with a suitcase!

You are my hero?

Do you like me?

We can't accept you Monsieur curé is not there.

Tsu peace, kleine?

In the moonlight in Saint-Tropez? Let's have some fun?

Stay with me. Bridget went to the store.

- Oh no! - Come on, let's wallow in the bathroom.

Hey!

Hey, are we sneezing?

You don't bother me at all don't embarrass me!

Come on, come on, don't spit!

I understand you! True true!

You're my 325, old man, so...

Okay, okay, don't be capricious, chick!

I'm here!

He swallowed his tongue. - You know, the sink can wait.

Um, no, sorry. The sink can't wait, no!

- What are you, a plumber? - Why do you think so? Plumber...

Come on.

Well, yes, I'm a plumber. But only difficult -

plumber of honor, plumber of love!

Oh, how nice it is to stroke it!

What an epidermis!

And I? What should I do for now?

Here you go.

Men love accessible women

Women love ladies' men.

A woman without a man - like without a soul

A man without a woman - fails.

But the woman changes immediately next to the boring husband

The most ardent brunette will become cold Next to her simpleton husband.

Next to my money-bag husband The coldest blonde will be ardent.

Next to my thick-headed husband, with the most ordinary husband

Life flies by and horrified by it

It’s too late, alas, to wave the handkerchief.

-What do I look like? - To the Statue of Liberty.

Did we come up here? to fix the sink?!

I lost my legs getting up here do you want to do some repairs?

This wall emits very strange sounds.

Looks like it's inside bricks someone left their ears.

What about the joint? Where is the junction? Oh, here he is, here.

And the water doesn't come out anymore!

Here she comes down, like this, This is where it branches...

It rises here yes, it's still rising...

It's coming down again...

Oh, the Seine is flooded Gare Saint-Lazare!

She dreams of a zipper

Which he will fasten with a proud look.

She dreams of deep sofas in love nests.

"God, why do I need these manners?"

Life flies by and horrified by it

It's too late, alas, crumple a handkerchief in your hands.

Men love accessible women

Women love ladies' men.

It happens that priests seduce women.

And sometimes even nuns burning with passion

To the nasty men from the beach, which carry them afloat

Get wild love on the waters.

Enjoy life, decent women!

Katrinochki and Nonnetochki!

Brunettes and blondes, skinny and fat!

You are on the world map in order to to bring pleasure to everyone!

Life flies by and horrified by it

It’s too late, alas, to bite the handkerchief.

Men love accessible women

Women love ladies' men.

There is no more passion in heaven. Our souls fly to heaven.

So they die of boredom and remember those madness

Which were indulged in on Earth.

Oh, so that's where the leak is! Finally!

What are you doing?! Do you want to flood the whole house?

Want to get me into trouble? - Oh, come on, stop...

- Nicole! - Dad!

Please go home and immediately!

- I will never marry him! - Well, we'll see about that later!

Life flies by and horrified by it

It's too late, alas, bite your handkerchief

Pronto?

Pronto!

Legion?

What legion? Legion of Honor?!

What?

I need a legion in Sidi Bel Abbes!

Uh, no. Listen, mademoiselle, I'm passing through here.

I'm sure you're on your own you'll do great.

No, listen, I'll explain it to you now. I have a special situation.

I have a friend who... who works in the legion.

In the officers' mess.

And I would like to contact him as fast as possible.

Yes, in the dining room!

- Hello, legion? - Yes.

- Foreign? - Yes.

Connect me to the dining room, Please.

I? Dining room, I'm listening.

Hello, canteen?

I'd like to talk with Mr...

I'd like to talk with Ramon please.

Ramon, it's for you.

- Whom? Me? - I'll!

Hello? Hello?

He is.

On what issue? - Hello, Raymon.

This is Genevieve. - Who is this?

- Genevieve! - I don’t know this one.

Well, the lady in the silk dress with blue polka dots.

3 days ago.

Oh yes! That evening!

Yes Yes Yes.

I was completely drunk. How are you?

- I missed you, you know. - A?

I say: I miss you!

A!

Do you miss me?

I? Yes.

Raymon!

Yes?

My legionnaire!

We had a lot of fun, huh?

They've been having fun!

Savage!

What?

I adore you.

And by the way, uh, hey... thanks for the gift.

What gift?

Grandma, what I discovered in your shoes. Thank you!

- Shut up! - No, it's cool!

If everyone were like you, it would be worth trying.

- Please. shut up! - Still, it's cool.

The most important -

that I can hear your voice!

Pardon me?

I say the most important thing is that I can hear your voice!

Could you repeat it? I did not get anything.

I say it's important that we we can hear each other.

- Are you talking about the price? - No, not about the price.

It's disgusting! Everything cannot be reduced to money.

Listen, Ramon... Raymon!

Yes?

I take some comfort in the possibility call you because...

Well, in general... I hope I'm not disturbing you?

Well, actually I've been with you for a long time I can't speak!

I need to do some potatoes.

I'll hang up in a second I promise. Understand...

I wanted to say goodbye with you before leaving...

- Where are you? - In Paris.

- Will you kiss him for me? - Whom?

Paris.

- And it's all? - What?

- Is that all you can tell me? - Yes.

And thanks.

- For what? - For a gift.

- And it's all? - Yes.

Did you drink.

- A? - I say, you drank!

Well, there is little.

OK. Goodbye Ramon!

You know... we are more I'll never see you again.

It's true. We have little chance see you again.

But we destined to meet?

We rather had short meeting.

Good movie.

What film?

- "Short meeting." - A!

Goodbye Ramon!

Goodbye, madam!

Goodbye Ramon!

OK. And I'll do the potatoes.

Later, in the women's orchestra, in one loincloth

I turned the notes over in a brothel in the Balearic Islands.

Men winked at me and opened their wallets.

And finally, in Hong Kong, I beat the gongs

In a small dance hall set the swing rhythms.

And the old Chinese with your skinny fingers

Sliding with dollars and gold all over my body.

Never, never again I won’t see either Monge Square

Not Rue Mouffetard, no need to dream anymore!

Life has passed, life has passed, and it is a complete lie!

I was lost, I was broken. Men are barbarians!

I see how it flares up in their slanted eyes

Fierce heat, Ceylon ardor

When to the sound of the gong they swing dance

Dancing around me shaking your thin fingers.

I know, I know, I won't see Panama again

Neither Saint Cloud nor Nogent, nor the banks of the Marne!

And all this because of dollars, because of gold and lies!

I was lost, I was broken. I've had enough, I've had enough!

The funeral was very nice.

Damn Marcel! I regret one thing - I didn’t even say a word to him.

But he needed say something!

Oh, poor Marcel...

Hey, he was a great guy - Marseilles!

Not very witty but with a great delicate soul!

He even managed to make us forget about your appearance:

freak of freaks, the worst of everyone I've ever met.

So, immediately after the ceremony,

after the funeral, we went to Iza. I was getting teased again about the rabbit.

Casimir! It was wonderful bunny.

Give him a carrot he will take her in his "beak"

and imitates Winston Churchill.

He loved to eat delicious food.

Perhaps this is the only pleasure which the poor guy had.

With his face.

How ugly he was wow!

Holy shit...

I even doubt whether he had relationships with women.

And if there were - then only if by surprise.

Life in a hotel cannot satisfy.

Nine-nine, Nicole. Nine-nine, Lily

... there are 5 thousand francs.

Okay, okay, baby! Pathetic hotel!

He didn't take care of himself. You have no idea!

For example, this morning, when it was time to pick up the body.

Not found in the house not a single sheet!

I needed a sheet, so I went to the lingerie store. There were only pink ones.

I say: “Aren’t there others?” “No,” they answer, “only in a flower.”

Flowered for a funeral! Here...

Sorry, monsieur, answer a small question.

What do you think about striptease?

Have you already seen striptease?

- What, what? Expertise? - Striptease!

Striptease? No, I've never seen it.

And select it already, How does a woman undress?

- Yes, many times. - And what did you feel?

- The sensations are the strangest. - Is that so?

Because no one, of course, not insured...

Even working as a painter.

I have a friend. About 5 years ago...

no, in 1949, - he missed such a chance!

So the woman came in to the bathroom he was painting,

almost naked.

As soon as he saw it, he left.

When I returned, the woman was still there.

She had no intention of leaving. She asked me to help her:

unclasp your bra. He almost suffocated.

And what? A missed opportunity.

At lunch he told me and I say:

you should have followed me I would know what to do!

Is this erotic for you?

- So, you see... - Does “erotica” mean something to you?

- Erotic...? - Erotica. What's in it for you?

You know, erotica means I'm not going straight, but in a detour...

Does it make you emotional? accordion?

Listen, accordion... I had a friend Jean.

I don't talk to him anymore. - Is that so?

This friend had an accordion. We lived in Deauville.

We kicked the ball with him.

And I came to my senses only at 3 am.

I was severely punished then.

Great. Is there a difference between Cinema Vérité and voyeurs?

We often voyeur we see on TV.

We see them there! I'll see one next week.

It allows me to sit watching TV instead of going to the movies.

Bravo!

- A! Here you are! - Anna!

- Well, where have you been? - Like this? I've been looking for you since this morning!

You have no business being in a place like this! Go back to your hotel!

Otherwise I'll tell my mom everything. All!

Oh-ho, ha-ha, Janina. Hehe, Lily, glug-glug...

Bye-bye, Paris!

But Notre Dame Cathedral in Berlin no-e-e-t!

Look! Look!

Yes, he will scratch me, this little beast!

Make velvet paws.

Probably your mother were you very pleased?

I didn't know my mother.

And dad?

Dad... he was...

Dad, why did you take her away from me?!

You always took away from me almost everything:

my cars, tickets, my notebooks

Where I pinned the undressed chicks in full height.

Well well!

It's time for me to take care of you! Come on, eat your mashed potatoes.

- Do you know how to play “splash”? - What is this “splash”?

"Splash" is a game. You say “plop” in front of everyone.

Plop - for example: plop-Strasbourg sausages.

Plop-balls a la Parmentier.

- Is this like Javanese slang? - Yes, but with a splash it’s funnier.

Fine. Then plop - order me

splash salad with lemon.

Because I don’t want to get better. - What about dessert?

Plop-pudding.

I'll splash you, I'll squeeze you, I'll pounce on you, splash, I pluck, splash, I pass through the vegetable cutter.

Plop-plop-plop, I'll turn your head!

I'll flavor you with ketchup, spices, I'll love and crunch like croquettes.

Plop-plop-plop, I'll eat you like pudding!

Plop-push me, splash-pounce, plop-pluck, plop-pass through a vegetable cutter.

Plop-plop-plop, turn my head!

Spice me up with ketchup, spices, love and crunch like croquettes.

Plop-plop-plop, eat me like pudding!

We plop-clung, plop-pounced, plop-plucked, plop-passed through a vegetable cutter.

Plop-plop-plop, we turned each other's heads!

Plop-plop-plop, we ate each other like pudding!

True, "believe" - it's always wonderful, my children!

The truth is what you like.

So, kids, come here, everyone.

Like this.

My children,

vegetable sellers and love sellers - they are great, I don't argue.

But I don't see why we can't we be no worse than them?

Good evening!

Would you like to take a walk with me? - Yes, monsieur, I...

Who else are they? - We are not your enemies.

- We came to protect you. - Protect from the wrong step!

Come with us! Come with us! -Where is it?

- To a shelter for girls! - Hey, be careful!

I won't go with anyone! What do you think?

I come from a good family! I study at the Lycée Jeanson de Sailly!

I'm not such a bad student.

I have the right to go on strike a little

like metro workers!

In the morning they stuff me with Latin

In the evening my head is buzzing with numbers.

I need to escape out of the cage!

Mr. Pascal, aka Mister Blaise

You really are not evil at all!

But I feel uneasy

In your museum Port Royal des Champs!

In the morning they stuff me with Latin

In the evening my head is buzzing with numbers.

I don't harmonize with... this!

And with Greek philosophers!

Stop filming! Enough movies!

- Cinema vérité? - Is it true!

I was waiting for her! Completely naked!

This is our home! This is our territory.

Get out of here!

- We are not afraid of you! - Shut up and get lost!

- All come here! - All come here!

That's it, that's it! All your gifts on my landing, ye-ye-ye!

Scattered, scattered up the stairs, ye-ye-ye!

That's it, that's it! All your gifts under your feet - there is nothing more beautiful!

I would call it - ye-ye-ye!

Make your “wa-wa!” Bring out your "ye-ye!"

I live, believe me, in apartment 3 on floor 2, wa-wa-wa!

If you get wet, you need to wipe yourself off, ye-ye-ye!

I live on floor 2, wa-wa, trust me, ye-ye.

If you get wet, you need to wipe yourself off, ye-ye-ye!

Because it's so good it's yee-ye-ye!

Make your “wa-wa!” Bring out your "ye-ye!"

Since then, how did you make your film debut,

you are often compared with James Dean and Marlon Brando,

in short, with the whole school American actors.

Doesn't this annoy you?

Yeah!

Annoys.

I admire Brando I admire James Dean.

He was a wonderful actor.

But I think I have it too its own individuality.

But in general terms,

as which character would you like to act on screen?

A modern character.

I would like all young people... youth of the whole world,

all those who have problems and difficulties in life,

would recognize ourselves in this character.

Essentially you would like become a legend?

Yeah, well yes.

And at the same time you could become the elder brother of all these youth.

Yeah!

- Do you like children? - Certainly.

I’m still just a boy myself.

Do you have a cat mascot in your hands?

My whole room is filled with them. And this one is my favorite. His name is Kri-kri.

Tell us about yours secret ambitions.

If you had a lot of money, what would you do with them?

I would buy... a farm. An old shack.

All so white with a cloud of animals.

- Plush ones? - No, real ones.

What human quality in your opinion, the most important?

- Sincerity. - What do you look for in a woman?

Poetry.

You're often lonely, right?

Always! I am always alone. Here, look at my photos...

Here I am alone. There's one here!

Here - here, child - completely alone!

Always alone! Always always! Always alone.

In your childhood was there any legendary figure who impressed you?

Robinson Crusoe.

Do you read a lot now?

Yeah.

- What? Novels? - Yes.

- And more philosophers. - Which philosophers?

Japanese.

And what do these Japanese teach you? philosophers? Wisdom?

Yep, exactly.

- Do you consider yourself wise? - No.

I'm not very wise behind the wheel.

- Why? Do you drive fast? - Yeah. I admit it.

I'm completely crazy. Psycho.

I'll kill myself someday, you'll see! Someday I'll kill myself!

On the road... I squeeze the gas!

- What are your professional plans? - I'm flying to Hollywood soon.

Act in a film about the events at Versailles in the 18th century.

What role do you play?

Voltaire as a teenager.

- Are there other plans? - Yeah.

Next I will star in the other two films. One is about the problems of the Jews,

the other is about black problems.

And you like to act in these films?

Yeah. Filming is taking place on location. in hot countries.

I can tan!

- A very nice story. - Let's go quickly!

-Are you going to get married? - No, we are friends!

I have a camera you have a camera.

And we all have will be on camera!

GERARD ................... GUY BEDOS My dad gave it to me.

RAYMOND-LEGION................JEAN-PAUL BELMONDO And my mother gave it to me!

FRANZ...............FRANCIS BLANCHE And Aunt Emma gave it to me and said: “Take it!”

MAN WITH A MICROPHONE...........JEAN-MARC BORY Ever since I've had her, I've been broken.

PLUMBER OF LOVE..........CLAUDE BRASSER We will manage it, we will film it.

STRIPTER.........FRANCOISE BRION And everyone will film their own little stories.

JACQUI-P. ...............SOPHIE DAUMIER

LULU THE PIANIST............ SOPHIE DEMARAIS Everyone will film before the Opera

CHRONICLE KICKER......ANN DOA Panoramas and Cineramas.

MONSIER ALFONSO................JACQUES DUFILO I have a camera, you have a camera.

POOR GINETTE.............ANNA KARINA And we will all have our own camera!

STRIPTISE PERFORMER......VALERIE LAGRANGE

LENS.......DANIEL LALU

MONSIER RAKANOVSKY............JEAN-PIERRE MARIELLE

SORTER.............ANDREA PARISI

Nanny No. 1........FRANCOIS PERIER

ETHNOLOGIST...................RITA RENOIR

Nanny No. 2........JEAN RICHARD

STRIPTER (IT)............PASCAL ROBERTS

MADAME GENEVIEVE.............SIMONE SIGNORET

STREET SINGER......FRANCESCA SOLLEVILLE

COVER GIRL................ALEXANDRA STEWART

GREGOIRE......JEAN-BAPTISTE THIERRE

HE.............ROGE VADIM

SIGNOR X................ROMOLO VALLEY

SHE......MONICA VITTI

GIRL IN RADIO TAXI.........MARINA VLADI

FREDERICA............ELIZABETH WIENER

CASIMIR...................GEORGE WILSON

AND THE REST

Translation and subtitles: Lisok (Lisochek)