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An Arab lab worker who unleashed the virus is now facing Espionage…

and terrorism charges in Israel's top military court.

Absolute chaos has engulfed Israel before the rumoured embargo takes effect.

The Security Council has unanimously ruled in favour of

an immediate and total embargo on the State of Israel

which will remain in place until further notice.

The UN doesn't surprise us anymore.

They've been anti-Israel since their inception.

The symptoms of Aggravated Respiratory Syndrome…

A.R.S…

Also known as ARS.

Starts out as a basic cold but turns deadly very quickly.

And it's causing chaos on Israel's borders.

People are fleeing for their lives.

But I'm Palestinian like you!

These are my orders. No Israeli IDs.

Please let the nuns pass.

No entry into Gaza.

The serendipitous result of forced isolation

inside the world's largest open-air-prison

has meant that ARS has not reached this enclave.

Despite its shabby bomb pocked facade,

Gaza is the safest place in the world right now.

But for how long?

I am standing here with local merchant -

Eye-maad.

Tell me, how is Gaza dealing with the latest outbreak?

Er yes! No! We are not Afraid! Nothing!

You know... We er… Palestinian people, we have er… er the bombings.

And the blockage from them, Israelis. So what is their ARS? No.

We are not afraid of their ARS. No.

And I thank Israel for the wall, for the blockage.

And look, smell… Look, look…

Thank you. And back to you…

That was Jonathan reporting from Gaza.

Yeah, you did good.

Well, with us in the studio now is the Israeli Prime Minister…

Prime Minister, what is your government's response to the UN embargo?

I'm outta here!

Safe travels Michael.

Thanks!

Come on Keren, hurry up. We're late.

If you forget anything you can just buy it there.

You know, wherever we end up.

Michael, good luck and safe travels.

Thank you, goodbye!

Go live your life, darling.

You don't need me.

I'll come for you as soon as we're settled somewhere, Dad.

You serious, Keren?

Look at the state of him. He's senile!

With his French and gibberish, who can understand him?

Stop being such a bitch!

Look how fat he is. He won't fit on the ferry.

I take it there's nothing wrong with you two?

I'm perfect...

Shut your mouth.

Okay, thank you. We're off. Take care.

When he's lost weight, you can come and get him.

Bye. Bon voyage.

No departures. Turn around and go home.

No wait, I have a ticket.

Oh you have a ticket. No, I'm sorry

it's just for private yacht?

So you need to call your embassy. I dunno. Just go back the same way.

Excuse me! What makes you think we don't own a yacht?

You have a yacht?

Oh, Yacht... Where are you?

I get it, you let the rich off and we get shafted.

Frowning shows off your wrinkles, darling.

Darling! I know our rights.

- Do you want to swim? - Yes!

Okay, fine. Look, we'll turn around. We'll turn around. We'll go to the embassy.

The embassies take weeks for approval. Bootsy why don't we just stay?

Oh come on, the government's useless. It's only gonna get worse.

We have to leave. The embassy's our next best option.

They won't evacuate me. I don't have a foreign passport.

Yeah, well that's why I told you to get a French passport.

Oh my God! No, no…

Don't even start. You think they are jumping to help the jews back?

They already got rid of us once.

Forwards and backwards, Austin Powers.

It would be a lot easier if we were married.

No, Michael! We don't need marriage.

I told you, it's for losers. And roll up the window, I don't want people to hear us!

Oh never mind her!

Look, don't get it. I left my shitty job. Staying here doesn't work for me.

Oh my God, that's so selfish!

Wha…

I am not driving if you shout at me.

I am trying my best so please don't shout.

I'm sorry okay? I'm sorry! I'm sorry. I…

I'm sorry. I'm stressed and hot. Now please drive.

Okay. Everything will be fine, you just need to calm down. Oh -

excuse me, sorry. I'm not allowed to tell you to calm down.

Drive before I kill you.

Masks, masks. Get your masks here!

Best masks in all of Gaza!

1 shekel a mask!

Waleed! You still owe me money.

Tomorrow, I promise!

Move!

You move.

Hurry, the electrician is making a mess.

Here I am.

Hiba, don't dirty the floor. I just cleaned it!

There's a deadly virus and you're worried about this?

Don't worry about us, Amira. It will go away in two weeks.

The neighbour was sneezing all night. You should seal every hole.

I'll seal her pie hole.

You said the virus is God's punishment on the Jews.

The virus can't tell a Jew from an Arab. Come on, child.

So?

- Your fridge is on its last legs. - And...?

The thermostat is fried from all the power cuts.

What's the solution?

I'll check the junkyard for spare parts.

Do we look like junkyard kind of people?

Don't talk about money in front of her. I'll come to see you later and pay you.

You order a new one.

- Later? When? - Tomorrow or the day after.

It's always the same story with you.

Why are you limping?

I have orthopaedic slippers at a good price.

Don't unload your dodgy slippers on me.

Here's the meat.

What's the matter?

We can't afford a new fridge.

With this new deal, I'll afford a new fridge, air-condition and dishwasher.

What kind of junk is it this time?

Lentils from Poland.

Don't worry. Everything will be fine.

I do worry, it's always "my next big deal".

Don't you have bigger ambitions?

My only ambition is to take care of you and Nisreen.

Have I ever let you go hungry? Have a little faith in me.

See! We're going to be okay.

I better go before Emad breaks everything downstairs.

Did you find anything medical?

Flyswatters and a few masks.

How many?

Seven.

What rotten luck.

Hey, Waleed.

Didn't we used to have scout uniforms?

We could dye them white and sell them to hospitals.

I just got a brilliant idea!

195… 196… 197.

That's nearly 200 masks.

What's wrong with you? Why the long face?

I don't know, Auntie Safaa...

I sold my Dobermans, and for what? For these?

For what?

You and Waleed are geniuses.

My knights in shining armour!

China will be begging you to ship them these masks.

You'll sell goods to China.

Auntie, please.

Here you go. Drink.

- Take it. Enjoy. - I lost my sneeze.

I broke my tooth.

I broke my tooth, Auntie Safaa!

Don't worry, I'll fix it.

It's that crap you keep snorting.

Snuff clears my sinus and relieves my allergies.

Allergies?

Which side up?

It's about time you've bought a real nasal spary.

Let me see.

Give it here an open your mouth.

Auntie Safa'a, are you going to poison me?

I'd kill the whole world before I poison you.

Auntie! Not in front of the guests.

Check out these masks.

Lovely floral embellishments and extra padding.

Not even Saddam can gas you with one of these.

Saleh here. I'm on Al-Quds street.

Send the vice unit.

Leave the market and guard the tunnels.

I filled this with Fettol. Let your grandkids kill mosquitos -

- while you relax and watch TV.

1 shekel a mask. Gas masks too!

Gas masks, gas masks.

Abu Shanab?

I need 100 gas masks from the Gulf War.

I don't do gas masks. But you need to come over.

Okay, I'll come.

- You still owe me $500 for the films... - Actually, make it next Monday.

- Waleed. - Bye.

We received complaints about your merchandise.

What for? These are just masks.

You call these masks?

Yes. Look at the quality.

Guys! Clear this table.

Wait, what? They're masks!

Get rid of them.

Don't take that!

Hands off the money!

The law is clear on selling immoral goods.

Here I'm not your neighbour, I'm giving you a fine rather than jail time.

Why are you picking on us?

Shut up! He's just a kid.

He's selling condoms as balloons for kids.

Clear everything.

Wait, please.

That film you sold me turned out to be cartoons.

No, this is for the first 5 minutes. After that, the real action begins.

Son of a bitch! I gave it to my kids to watch!

Fuck... Out of my way!

Michael, what are you… I thought you got out?

Yeah, I missed the last boat.

Oh, sucks for you, huh? Well, told you it wouldn't work.

Yeah.

So what are you doing back here?

Well, I thought I'd talk to Steve and try and get my old job back.

If I were you, I'd go there.

What, Gaza, seriously? Are you fucking insane?!

Keep your voice down!

I don't wanna die.

I'm going.

Do you have any money?

I'm serious. Do ya?

Maybe.

If you wanna get out of here, you're gonna need some serious cash.

Yeah, no, I know. I withdrew it all before the ban came in.

You see that guy there?

He says he's some big shot smuggler back in Gaza.

I was thinking of giving him a call.

We'll split the cost between you, me and Keren – it'll be cheaper.

Okay…

I don't like this. Saleh already caught us once today.

Surely it's illegal to sell used masks to pharmacies... Especially bra masks.

Stop complaining and get it over with. Get off.

What do you care? I'm the one who'll go to jail.

Act normal! You'll be fine.

Oh, God! Take a deep breath.

Holy shit!

Meet me round the block.

Fuck this!

Hello? Hello, Emad?

Who's this?

This is Jonathan, the journalist who interviewed you a couple of days ago.

Okay.

I need a favour.

Me and two colleagues of mine, we need to get out of Israel.

Can you help?

You mean Gaza?

Yeah. Yeah.

No, you crazy boy.

Son of a bitch!

I'm serious here. We'll pay you big.

No, I cannot help.

How about five thousand for the three of us?

Don't you understand English? Waleed!

How much do you want?

Waleed! Stop. I'm over here.

Over here. Turn around!

- Deadly serious here. Name your price. - Hey, hey, hey… Twenty.

He wants thirty.

Done. Okay, great.

Hello? Emad… You okay? Emad? Can you hear me?

- Hello? Emad… are we on? - Yeah, yes. Yes, okay. Okay. Twenty.

Twenty. Dollar, huh? No dollar, no Gaza.

Alright. Great. Great.

Great. Great. So er I er, I er… go connection,

I SMS you time and hole… Hole in the floor for you to jump.

Okay? Okay, bye. Bye, bye.

- Bye. - Bye.

Waleed!

We need Abu Shanab tonight.

And your bribe savings.

Why? And why are you grinning?

I found a solution to our money problem.

Neighbouring Arab countries are on high alert from Israeli refugees

who are desperately seeking to escape this deadly situation.

You'll never see me escaping to an Arab country with my tail between my legs.

Ever.

CIRCUMCISION

You digging for ice cream?

Keep your voice down.

I don't have $500 for Abu Shanab.

But this is Nu'ad's jewellery.

Shut up!

All you have to do is open the tunnel.

What's this? We agreed on cash. I don't deal with gold.

I'm an idiot for always listening to you.

You're like a pair of old slippers.

Smelly, but too comfortable to get rid of.

This time, I refuse.

Is this sardine stew?

Hands off!

It's for my cats.

You're asking for too much. Hamas closed my tunnel.

My business with them has been running like clockwork for 12 years.

I won't compromise it for a pair of monkeys like you two.

My dear friend and pride of Palestine. You'll get your cash.

Consider it a deposit until they pay us.

But if you don't want…

Mum, how much is a gram of gold?

It's at $55, dear.

Fine, but no monkey business.

Do you have any bread for dipping?

Well Brad, what I find fascinating in this MeToo era

is that we have managed to further the cause of feminism -

by showing off big strong women…

I'll get it, you enjoy yourself there.

Just warming my hand.

It's Jonathan.

Seriously, I was just warming my hand.

- Hello? - Hey.

You'll need to leave.

- Gaza, Michael?! Really?! - Yeah.

You're paying for… Wait, how much is this costing us?

10,000. Why are you speeding? Can you slow down?

I'm speeding to save ourselves from your mess.

Okay? Wait, it's 10,000 Shekel, yeah?

Dollars.

What?!

Each.

What?!

So Jonathan says $20,000 and you just believed him?

I don't believe this, I'm going to kill him.

This was my wedding fund.

It was our wedding fund and… what wedding?! You've been stalling.

It's an emergency fund now. Can you please slow down?!

Okay, I want you to think about what you have just done. Okay?

Think. You have just paid $20,000 to send us to fucking Gaza.

Yeah. Because there is a deadly disease that is ravaging this country.

No, you don't get it. If we will get caught, you will be fine.

They will tell you naughty boy, no, no, no and send you back home.

But me, I am Israeli. Do you know what will happen to me?

I will be raped and tortured for months.

Keren, nobody wants to rape you… Sorry, that's not what I'm… I didn't…

- very funny. - I wasn't trying to be funny.

You take my wedding fund and now make a joke out of me.

I wasn't making a joke.

Yeah. Well what if my father catches the disease?

- Did you think about that? - Your father? He's… he's agoraphobic.

He hasn't been outside his front door in seven years. How the fuck is he gonna catch it?

Well… Other people depend on me too you know.

- No they don't. Who? - I… I'm a busy woman.

- Dogs depend on you, you shampoo dogs. - Oh my God!

There's nothing to keep you here. Let's just go!

- No! This is suicide mission! - It's not!

Un-fucking-believable! So what, what Jonathan has all of my money now?

No! Not all of it. He's got half of it. He's got 10,000.

He gets the rest when we get on the boat.

Oh so there's a boat now?!

- What a nice surprise! Who are you?! - That's Jonathan's car. Stop, stop!

Don't change the subject. Okay.

Now, tell me everything. What's the whole genius plan?

- I need to know, come on… Mhm. - Okay, alright. Yeah, alright. Okay…

It's really simple. We go down the tunnel and then there's a guy there in Gaza

and he's gonna take us to the port

and then we get on a ferry to Cyprus and Bob's your uncle.

Yeah, no. Wait here, I'm going to take our money back.

No Keren, don't…

Keren… Don't slam…

Hello shithead. I need a word with you.

Hello Keren.

Don't “Hello Keren” me. Money back now. we're not going.

No can do.

Deal's already done.

Michael wants out. Don't you Michael?

Tunnel's over there, right behind those bushes.

We are not going. Michael, tell him.

Oh Keren, be reasonable. The fact is we…

Stop right there!

Fuck it!

- No, Jonathan! I will kill you! - This is a closed military zone!

Quick! Quick! We go, quick!

Quick, get the car!

- No, we've got to go now. We have to go. - Don't move. We will open fire.

No, no, please… No, no, no…

We are Israeli!

Oh my God!

Quick!

I don't believe this. No, no, no, no! This cannot happen!

Get back up here. That's an order!

Have they gone into the tunnel?

Affirmative.

Then blow it up with C4.

Did you hear that? We've gotta go. This is serious. No…

I can go and try to explain… They are my… Oh shit! Shit!

Where is Jonathan?

What?

Jo-na-than.

Oh Jonathan. The bastard ran off as soon as the army turned up.

Hang on, he's got half of my money!

I'll call him.

Come here.

Take these.

They are for your temperature. But stay there.

Hi, this is Jonathan. Please leave a message after the tone.

Hey, where are you, huh? What's happened? They're, they're…

If you'd only let me drive faster and we got there ten seconds earlier, Michael.

We would have had our money and be home by now.

He's not answering.

We're alive and we're out of Israel.

So all things considered, I think we're doing pretty well.

What?!

Okay, we're both 37. Can we come up now please?

Where is the money?

I'm not being funny. They're both thirty-seven.

Money, you idiot. Money!

- Oh, oh, no, no. No money. No, no. - Oh the money. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Yes, yes! I've got ten thousand! - No! No money, we are not sta… We're not!

Okay, okay. Show me your passport.

- I only have my ID card. - Passport.

Why passports? We just want their money!

Oh, God! You brought an Israeli?

You'll get us killed.

He said Israeli.

It's not my idea. It was Emad's idea!

Liar! He said foreigners! Nothing about Israelis!

Come out, come out! Hurry!

Hurry! Get out!

Get out!

Get them to the car. Quick!

We gotta go to the car.

Shit!

You two idiots!

This will get me into so much trouble!

Abu Shanab, are you struggling to breathe? Can I help?

Get off me! What are you doing!

Oh, God! We're screwed!

Hurry! We need to get out of here now!

Look at them. How can you trust these people?

I dunno. Jonathan said they knew what they were doing.

Exactly. Jonathan said.

Bring me her photo tomorrow for a fake passport.

Aren't they staying with you?

Fuck off.

We should get down.

No, I want to see.

Okay… Yeah.

Let the whole of Gaza see the Israeli.

Oh yeah, you're right.

Look…

Arabic everywhere.

Er… Yeah. There is.

Lady, no phones. Put it down, police can trace us.

Emad, grab her phone!

Lady…

Hello, look I'm back. Where are you guys?

- It's fine, it's fine… It's fine. - Give it back to me. This is my phone.

- Passport! - It's off.

Gimme back my phone. I need it!

Shut up!

Okay.

You'll get us caught.

Just do as they say. Don't mess with the plan. Cos we're here.

It's the promised land.

Promised land. Ne ne ne ne…

Nehad is going to kill you when she sees who you've got home.

What are you doing?

It's not the time. Put that away. Don't sneeze all over my car.

Just let me text my father and then you can take it.

No! Do it after when we get out.

And get down.

Your hair's so big.

I can't breathe in this.

Can you drop me off here?

What? No!

Let me out.

Don't leave me with them. I don't know what to do with them.

My allergies are kicking in. I can barely breathe.

At least keep it on in case the army needs to trace us.

What for?

To find our dead bodies!

They're not gonna kill us, we're paying for a service.

Exactly. The service of death.

I'll come by in the morning, we'll grab her passport and get rid of them, okay?

What's happening?

Okay.

Good night. Bye.

For this?

For this you've paid $20,000? Michael, for this?

What?

The money.

Now? No. No, the agreement was you get the money once we get on the boat.

Mister your agreement was with Jonathan, not with me.

Now you're in my house and my family's in danger.

Oh okay. Erm…

Well Mister… Jonathan's screwed us both.

Okay? So, you'll get your money once we are on that boat. That it.

Lady, I need more for passport for you.

Once we are on the boat.

So the quicker you will get us there, the quicker you will get your money.

He's at it.

You don't understand the danger you're in? That we're in?

Oh yeah?

I'm an Israeli in the middle of Gaza! Of course I understand!

Lady keep your voice down!

You're pissing me off.

Look, okay, you will get your money, I promise you. You really will.

But we just wanna get out of here as soon as possible. Okay?

Fine, lady, I need you to stand there for a passport picture.

That's a good idea.

Damed is hour in which I saw your face.

Don't talk in Arabic in front of me.

Okay…

What, how, who, why? Who are they?

Of all people you brought Israelis home?

Have you gone crazy, Waleed? Have things become that bad?

It's a lucrative deal, and he isn't even Israeli.

Sorry… Sorry. I need the bathroom.

To the right.

Flush only once. The toilet is old. And don't drink from the tap, it's not clean.

I'm up to here with your genius plans.

What if we get caught? We'd be traitors!

If their disease won't kill us, Hamas will.

They're not infected. I took their temperatures.

Then why are you wearing that mask?

Sweetheart, everything is under control.

Tomorrow they'll be gone, and we get $10,000.

Relax, I'm not sick.

You should have asked me first.

Nisreen sleeps with me tonight. You take her bed.

Shit, I have no battery!

What the fuck is this?

I bet he's saying something shitty about Jews. Mother fucker.

Just don't watch it. Come on back to bed.

No. There's no way I'm going to sleep tonight!

Oh God, look… come back in.

Do you know what time it is? It's time to sleep.

Hey you!

Mister!

It's Friday! No peddlers. Piss off!

Mr Hafez. Where have you been?

You were meant to empty the cesspit two weeks ago.

I don't want to repeat myself.

The toilet won't flush properly! Make him do something.

I'm dealing with it.

You've got until Tuesday...

or I'll arrest you for breaking the public health code.

Is that clear?

Get up.

Tell me something. If you want to catch these smugglers.

Why don't you ambush them at the tunnels?

That's too obvious. They'd expect me to be there.

But I'm smarter that this. I have my own ways of catching them, -

– and ridding Gaza of their corruption. You wait and see.

If you want to rid Gaza of corruption, -

– pay the butcher a visit.

It's one price on the label, and another at the till.

Whenever I call him out, he says…

“Oops, my finger slipped on the buttons”.

More like his brain slipped!

Explosions were heard on the Israeli side of the border.

ARS-infected Israelis could have snuck in.

Quick, fetch my uniform.

I better get there quick.

Sons of bitches.

- Mum! I finished. - I'm coming.

Waleed! Breakfast is ready. Your clothes are on the bed.

Good morning.

Er… Water from tap is full of bacteria.

Okay.

So er what time er -

are we going to get going today?

When my friend comes, we will go get her passport and then er -

- Okay. - We go.

How long will that take? Got like a itinerary or tickets or anything?

Don't worry. Everything is under control.

You wash up, eat your breakfast and...

you will be in the boat. I will get you spoon.

And by the way -

we can't find his phone, so can you check your car?

Waleed!

Oh soap in a wok. That's useful.

This is what I've been reduced to?

Have you seen the coffin?

Reminds me of your mother.

What's wrong?

I didn't make breakfast for the likes of them!

Why are they still here? Get rid of them now!

Calm down! They're going today.

It's the weekend, Abu Shanab will still be sleeping.

I'll help make us breakfast.

How nice. What would you like?

We've got fuck-all. Want some of that?

I promise, by lunchtime we'll have $10,000.

I'll buy the nicest imported fridge.

I hope they get diarrhoea.

Good morning.

Morning. You ready?

Yeah. What's for breakfast?

Why didn't you eat at home?

My dearest friend. I was just on my way to you.

Don't bother. Forget about it!

Forget what? I'm coming over with her photo.

Just bring the $500 you owe me, and forget the rest.

But we have a deal.

It's not worth the risk any more.

I'll throw in another $500! We have to get rid of them.

I've had enough of your shit.

Who's behind this?

You in charge here?

Sir, it wasn't my shift. I'll get to the bottom of it.

How could you let this happen?

Raef! Look what I found. An Israeli phone.

Send it to forensics.

Shit! Emad, we're in trouble.

My God, see!

- I told you. I told you this would happen! - Yes, okay Keren. Quiet.

what does that mean for our plan? We can, we can still leave today”

Of course. Of course! I just need the money for your passport.

- So she can leave Gaza today. - Okay.

No Michael, don't you dare. Not after this!

What, you're paying or not?

No.

We'll find someone else to help us forge the documents.

Er no, wait!

Waleed, I don't like this. We should hand them over.

Are you insane? Hamas will hang us. Come with me.

- You said Hamas. - Shut up lady! It's not what you think.

- You said Hamas! - Keren…

- Shut up! - I heard you.

I curse the day I met you!

I curse the day I met you, too.

I think it might… I thought I heard hummus.

No, he said Hamas.

- You sure? - I understand Arabic a little bit.

Hummus.

Not her gold again!

I don't have enough cash. Do you?

- No. - Then shut up.

Nihad, I'm off on a quick errand, then they're gone.

Don't take long!

Get your car.

I don't have enough petrol.

ID, please.

Waleed Ateeah.

What does he want?

Hello.

Hi.

Mind switching off the radio?

We're just off to the beach.

Did I ask where you're going?

Where are you going?

The beach.

With whom?

That Volvo.

Your ID, please.

I know you...

You sold me the “kissing” film.

Maybe...

Possibly...

Why do you look so suspicious?

Are you carrying contraband or weapons in the car?

Heaven forbid. I'm as clean as a whistle.

I was born with a suspicious face.

You should see my father.

What about him?

Even more suspicious looking than I am.

Do you love him?

I love my mother more.

What are those over there?

Best quality hand sanitisers. Want one?

Actually, take two. One for your friend.

For free.

They smell good. Aloe vera.

Is it?

Go. Get out of here.

Thanks.

Fuck you.

Show me your ID.

I'm with that Volvo you let through, and he already checked my ID.

Well, hello, mate! What perversions do we have here?

I'm the boss here.

So if I ask for your ID ten times, you hand it over ten times.

God, I can't handle this idiot…

What did you say, mate?

Speak up.

Who do you think you are?

You're Jamal's little brother, I know you very well.

You ate sand in the playground. Don't play big swinging dick with me!

Hang on, Waleed, this asshole stopped me.

You disrespecting me?

So what?

Can you hear me?

Don't say a word, no matter what they do to you.

Not a word!

You know what? I'll up your share to half.

Weren't we splitting in half anyway?

Shhh… Keep your voice down. It was half the half, now it's…

Now it's a full half. But only if you stay quiet.

Okay. Got it.

Can't you stay here with me?

Shut up!

Don't leave your post again.

I don't want a repeat of the Beit Hanoun incident.

- Understood? - Yes, sir.

Sorry for the trouble.

Take it easy and put in a good word with your dad.

You messed with the son of a deputy minister.

You'll spend two nights here.

Two nights?!

You insulted an officer.

Look at his innocent face.

I tried…

What are you still doing here?

Piss off or I'll lock him up for a month.

Don't worry, I'll talk to the guys here…

Saleh! Take your break.

Yes, sir.

Please. For all the films…

Shut up, not here!

Are you crazy? Don't bring up the films!

And in a police station of all places?

Some things should remain private.

Sorry. It slipped out.

I'm warning you.

Damn it, Waleed!

Police! Open up!

Shit! Shit!

It's the police!

Have you seen this woman and man?

If you see them, please give me a call.

Well, hello, mate. So you live here?

Look, a flyer of the wanted Israelis.

Two million Gazans, and you show up at my doorstep?

Exactly!

So be careful!

How about some coffee?

No, thanks. Gaza's safety comes first.

Hello there.

Hello.

That's Nisreen, my daughter.

Did I ask you?

Have you seen these two?

No.

If you see them, will you let us know?

Promise?

Here, go play your dinosaur game.

Of course she'll call the police.

Actually, Saleh is our neighbour!

Yes! He's our neighbour.

Saleh is your neighbour?

There's no point in us being here.

He would have looked here already.

- Exactly. - Their neighbour is a policeman.

Use your brains! Now come on, let's go.

Wait.

Goodbye now. Take care.

That was close.

How dare you take my jewellery?

They're not yours to play with.

I was just borrowing...

Don't start with your excuses!

All you had to do is ask.

You always go behind my back!

I've got everything under control.

How? The police are looking for them door to door!

You're going to get us killed!

Do you even know what you're doing?

I'm fed up. You clearly don't need my help.

Go fix it yourself.

What the shitting hell has that idiot done now?

I mean, it must be nearly lunchtime.

We've probably missed the boat and everything.

What is this? Shit…

Let's wear them.

Why? What?

To look like locals. Come on, put them on.

Man up and choose who you want in your life.

It's us or them.

You'll never guess who just left her husband!

Hey, Omar! Do you still have that red fishing boat?

You still owe me for the woks, asshole.

I've got a $200 job for you...

Stop calling me!

Not my problem.

Hello, Farah! I have...

It's Faraj. He's martyred.

Sorry for your loss.

Three falafel sandwiches.

No falafel today. The fryer broke.

Are you kidding me? Your shop is called "Falafel."

What can I do?

Then give me three sausages.

This is a warning to anyone caught smuggling Israelis.

Be vigilant and report these intruders…

Come quick! We caught the Israelis!

Follow me!

Lower your gun!

It's not her!

Waleed! Over here.

Not now, Mother.

I'm taking a newspaper.

Leave them there. Everyone should see their faces.

I was going to hang them up there, to be more visible.

Great idea. See you around.

I hope you like spicy food.

Hey…

This is best sausage in…

What the hell is that?

Fuck sausages…

Didn't tell us we're on the front of the newspaper!

Oh my God!

Put your voice down.

- And why are you dressed like that? - Oh… my phone.

Lady, what did I tell you about the phone?

- Wait! Oh my God… - Give me the phone!

- Shut the line… Give it to me. - They're calling me a traitor.

- No, lady! - Oh my God. Okay.

- No! Give it to me. - Wait! Look, they all know.

This is danger!

- Hello? - You're in Gaza?

How did you know?

You're all over the news. What are you doing in Gaza?!

- How's Dad? - He's ill, of course.

No. Oh my God.

- No! No! - No, no, no!

- Put him on! Wait! - No! Don't take it!

Hey, hey. Okay!

Hey!

It's my father!

He's the only one who ever cared about me.

Oh Keren… He would have died knowing you were safe.

What? No! He's not dead.

Oh great!

He's just infected.

What are you do… Can you get some water please?

Where have you been? I've been calling you all day.

I was worried sick!

What happened?

Where is Nihad?

Keep your voice down.

Is it true what they're saying?

What?

Did you get a second wife?

Who said that?

If he's infected, I've got nothing left.

I might go as well out

- and let Hamas behead me. - No… No.

At least I won't look like, a traitor whore.

You're not a traitor or a whore.

That bitch Amira is a big-mouthed gossip.

If I ever get my hands on her…

Emad changed my ringtone as a joke.

Speaking of Emad, his mum can't get a hold of him.

His aunt in Egypt died. They're going there for the funeral.

Except Emad, because he's not answering his damn phone!

He got arrested for insulting an officer.

What's this?

Do you have a woman here?

Please. Please -

no, I beg you.

What did I tell you about the phone? Give it to me.

These are the diseased people from the TV!

You married her?

No! I made a deal to smuggle them out!

A deal with Israelis? Are you stupid?

Nihad should have thrown you out to the dogs.

Curse the day your stupid ass was born!

Let me explain.

Haven't we been through enough?

Get me Fettol. I need to disinfect the house all over.

They're not ill, he's not Israeli, and they're paying me a fortune.

Hey…

Do you think I give a shit? All of Gaza is looking for them!

They'll be gone soon and I'll be $10,000 richer.

Now please go.

- Go where? - Just leave.

Excuse me. What, what's happening? Who, who's that?

This is my Mum.

I don't like the look of her.

She looks nasty. Get rid of them at once.

Shame on you!

I'll speak to Saleh about releasing poor Emad.

It's his boss, Raef, you need to talk to.

Raef Obaid? I know his mother. I'll call her.

As for them, I don't want to see, hear or smell them around here!

Get rid of them and give me your phone!

It's in the kitchen. Charge it since the electricity is back.

I told you a thousand times, if you need money, come to me!

- Mum! - But no! I gave birth to an imbecile.

Hey! Hey, we need to talk.

- Later, later! - No, no, not later. Now.

Just be honest with me. Okay? Man to man.

Let me know how you're getting on with your plan.

Is there anything I can do to help?

Things are complicated. The port is not an option anymore.

What do you mean? What happened?

Your pictures are everywhere in town.

Abu Shanab, the smuggler with the hat, is out.

My upstairs neighbour is in the Gaza police.

The tunnels are all sealed, and the borders are closed…

Wait. Wait. Your neighbour is in the police? As in Hamas?

But it's fine, I will think of something.

Oh my god. There's no plan is there? You don't have a plan do you?

I'm working on it. Now, can I get you a T-shirt?

Working on it? Working on it?!

What makes you think you can smuggle people if you don't know the first thing about it?!

I will think of something. I never expected to be in this situation!

I'm doing this alone, okay! Now put this on. You'll look more like us.

What do you mean you're doing it alone? Isn't your wife helping you?

Don't worry about her, I can do this myself.

Well you clearly can't!

Wait, is that what she was shouting about earlier?

What?

Okay, Waleed, listen. No offence, you need to drop this fake macho front

of ‘I can do everything' and ask her for help!

Macho front? You think you're such a big man?

Your woman bosses you around like a little boy!

Yeah, it's not about who bosses who, it's about getting the right result!

So put your big swinging balls away -

and swallow your pride!

Pride? You think this is about pride and ego?

You see an Arab man here, and you think he bosses his wife to feel good?!

There is no time to talk about pride in here,

it's Gaza. Men and women. We're busy surviving!

Pride and ego? Our life in here has no dignity. We have no water -

water is filthy, the beaches are filthy because they keep bombing the sewage plants.

The leaders are stupid,

- the schools are stupid, the hospitals are stupid. - Shut up!

This ARS thing that make you all scared and run away to Gaza

is our reality for a long time!

So don't come here and lecture me!

Fuck's sake!

Just what I need, a lecturing!

You tell him, son!

Nihad will not come back until you are gone.

My head is empty right now. I don't know…

Okay, why don't we try this…

You bring her chocolates and flowers.

Say you're stuck and you really need her help to get us out.

People don't do that here.

Oh bullshit! What are you afraid of? Seriously, trust me. It works with Keren.

What's this?

They're for you.

Do I look sick?

Did you get rid of them?

Get rid of who?

Just rats in the basement.

Oh. Rats are sneaky bastards.

My love… Roses are red,

Violets are blue...

Stop before anyone hears you.

Flowers and poems don't make up for what you did.

I'm struggling without you.

You're the only one who can help.

My mother wants to get involved.

Please, not her!

Fine, then.

But Nisreen stays here until they're gone.

Emad's dead aunt is the solution. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Yes... No.

See! That's why you need me!

From here on, I'm in charge.

Listen,

they'll go to Egypt with Emad, as if they're going to the funeral.

You need to pressure Abu Shanab to finish their passports tonight.

But he already said no.

Fine, I'll take care of him.

Here's half the money. I promise I will get you the rest.

But you have to help us get them out.

None of us are safe until they're gone.

Look, there's a ten thousand dollar reward to turn you in.

That's a lot of money.

But we're not animals.

So help us help you.

Please.

You really need to pay up now.

Do you want some help?

What?

- Keren! Keren! Keren, come on… - What?

Keep it down!

Free at last! Free at last!

I came to get my spare keys.

The pigs stole them, and there's no one at home to let me in.

My condolences, Emad, about your aunt.

Thank. You too.

I only met her once years ago.

It's okay, you can come out.

Who is she talking to?

Why are they still here?

- Quiet! - Quick, your mask. Run!

Did you hear that?

What?

Something's going on downstairs.

They've been cagey all weekend.

What do you care?

Don't you think it's odd that they made up this quickly?

There's no way Nihad would accept the new wife.

Waleed has a new wife?

Do I look like I'm joking?

I heard his mother yell at him earlier.

Then Emad got released early.

So what? His aunt passed away.

So?

Don't you think it's suspicious?

You're like a gossiping caterpillar chewing away at everything.

I'll shove a caterpillar up your ass!

Something's going on.

I promise it'll work. Those $5,000 are all yours.

All you have to do is attend the funeral in Egypt.

Why me?

You'll be fine.

It's a great plan.

It was Nihad's idea.

Come on, come on.

Now help me with the fridge.

Push harder, you two!

That was our last watermelon.

Cut it up, we'll eat it.

- But it touched the floor. - Shut up!

Give me a bite.

Eat up. The fridge is broken.

I hope she's not gonna feed us that watermelon off the floor.

Hey, -

they're poor, what do you expect?

Well we just gave them ten grand.

Maybe so, but we get to leave Gaza, they don't.

I'll believe that when I see it.

This is okay. No ARS.

Another slice, please.

No, you'll get diarrhoea.

What?

I need to go to the bathroom again.

That's the watermelon. It's been on the floor.

Shit! It must be Saleh.

We're in trouble!

Good evening, Amira.

I heard about Emad's aunt, may she rest in peace.

Yes, terrible news.

I saw him come in, thought I'd pay my respects.

Poor thing won't stop crying.

My poor aunt!

May she rest in peace.

You too.

Cry.

Why, God?! Why?

Good thing your aunt Safaa bailed you out in time for the funeral.

Lucky… No?

Waleed, the girl's in the toilet.

Oh, no! The girl's in the toilet!

Nisreen, stop playing around! Open the door.

My poor aunt!

I see, business is going well for you.

Is Waleed selling cartoons again?

Bras. Would you like a pair?

Sorry, but I need to check on Nisreen.

I get the hint. Goodnight.

Goodnight.

She just has to stick her nose in everything!

The toilet won't flush!

It's stuck.

I'll fix it.

I think Amira is onto us.

We need to figure out a way to get them out of the house.

This stinks!

I know how to distract that bitch!

The science experiment I used to teach at school.

And?

Bicarbonate and vinegar.

Hang on…

The cesspit!

Look, our first strawberries!

Pick only the red ones.

Poor this here.

I'm adding soap to give us lots of foam.

What's this? I can't see anything.

There you go.

Now you can see.

I think we're ready.

Hey, you. Come here!

Pour this in the sewer, I'll give you 20 shekels.

Lift the lid.

Good, now here's the other bucket.

Faster!

Here.

Hey, look, she gave me money!

Okay, any moment now.

Three…

Two…

One…

What's this?

Saleh! Saleh!

Saleh!

What's the matter?

The kitchen is flooding with sewage.

Saleh! Move your ass. Go fuck Hafez up!

There's shit everywhere!

What the hell! It's the fucking cesspit again!

I've had enough of this!

Hafez!

Hafez! You piece of shit! I'm going to fuck you up!

How many times have I told you to clean the cesspit?

I'll teach you a good lesson.

Son of a bitch!

Hafez!

I'm okay, I'm okay. No, no, no!

Don't push me, I can walk! Argh!

Get in quickly! Get in!

Go on, close the door!

- Close the door! - What are you doing?

Go, go, go… Shit, he saw me!

Stop! Waleed, you sneaky fucker!

Stop right there!

Move over. I need your car.

No! I have deliveries to make.

I need this car for official police work!

You're dead, Waleed!

Emad!

Did you bring your passport?

Yes. Thanks, Abu Shanab!

Saleh to checkpoint 27.

Stop Waleed when he reaches you.

Captain Raef here. Go home, it's your day off.

But, sir, I saw them in his car.

These are my orders!

Give me your phone.

But...

No buts. Give me your phone!

IDs, please.

Yeah, I'm at work...

Where were we, sweetie?

What the?

Fuck off!

Stop Waleed! The Israelis…

Stop calling!

Hello?

Since when is there a checkpoint here?

What do we do?

Take these.

Mutter to yourself. It'll look like you are praying.

Good morning.

Morning to you too. IDs, please.

Waleed Ateeah.

Out of the way!

Samer!

10 shekels for a verse.

Go away!

Let me out from there.

It's stuck.

Fuck this car!

Samer!

Oh, no, it's Saleh.

Who are these two?

Friends… Going to the market.

Get out of my face before I smack you! Samer!

Samer! Stop him! Don't let him get away!

Waleed, I can't do this any more.

Calm down and sit back, Emad!

Move it! Go, go, go!

Stop him!

Keep moving!

You pair of sock-puppets! How dare you hang up on me!

I said stop Waleed, not this brat!

You two are a shit-stain on this force!

Waleed has the Israelis in his car. Get in, we have to catch them.

But Captain Raef said…

Fuck Raef! Get in!

Adi, call Raef and tell him…

Adi, son of the MP, here. Saleh took Samer. What do I do?

Saleh! Return Samer now!

I'll get you, asshole.

Take a left! Faster!

Step on it!

I'm doing my best.

He's catching up!

Hold on…

Out of my way!

Stop messing about!

Get back to the office, or I'll fire you today!

Saleh!

Saleh! I swear I will rip your balls off if you...

What's that donkey doing here?

Watch out.

Move that donkey out of the way.

He won't move.

Pull with me. Samer, come!

This is a matter of national security.

What the hell are you doing? Get in the car.

- My mother is… - Get in now!

Hang on, wait!

I can smell shit.

You're shit! This whole day is shit.

Piss off!

Fuck you and your shitty robe.

Wait, my gas deliveries!

You can't abandon the gas man like that.

I'll distract them. You go and don't wait for me.

Be careful.

Don't worry. I'm fast.

That's disgusting.

Go, go!

Slow down!

She took off her headscarf.

What's this?

Damn you, Waleed!

First the fridge, and now the car.

Over there! Pull over.

Get some water and I'll check the engine.

Could I get some water for the radiator?

Sure, ask my wife.

Do you want bananas for your trip?

They're sweet as honey.

Go on, I'll give you a good price.

I haven't sold anything all day.

Don't bother, sir, they're mute.

Hurry up, Nihad! Hand me the water.

I just…

Give me a minute.

I wanted to see if they wanted some bananas.

On our way back.

Yeah, right.

Let's go!

On our way back. I promise.

Samer, stop them! Stop!

Fuck you all!

What are you doing? What's wrong with you?

My legs are numb!

Banana?

Oh you er… this er…

This…

Your English is better than mine.

Er… These are your new passports and permits to cross into Egypt.

Don't worry, you're going through a secret tunnel.

What's this about a tunnel?

It's not a tunnel controlled by Hamas.

They won't have computers or immigration.

It's just a hole in a hangar.

Hamas.

The place is full of police.

Must be because of the virus. Don't act suspicious.

We're this close to getting rid of them.

I can't do this.

Get back here.

Stay in line.

I know him, he's “Smiley.”

I know you. You're “Smiley.”

And you are?

Emad!

We were in Megiddo prison together in 2003.

I had a fringe back then.

Emad the “Beanstalk”!

Now I remember. You sold me laxatives that gave me piles.

It's prison, you get piles!

Listen, me and...

Mohammed, and his wife...

are going to Egypt for my aunt's funeral.

- My condolences. - My condolences to you too.

Could you let us skip the line? They can barely stand from grief.

Consider it done.

Come, Mohammed.

Come on.

Can you let them in, please?

No can do.

Only three at a time.

Come on. It's “Beanstalk”.

Who?

“Beanstalk” from jail.

It's just the three of them. I'm staying behind.

All right, then.

For your troubles.

Hurry. You're running late.

Oh, hell no!

I can't do this!

My suspicious face, her computer…

I can't do this.

Emad…

Don't leave them alone like that!

Let me go.

A laptop blew up in his aunt's face, and she died.

He's still traumatised.

Can I have a quick look to check on them?

Go ahead.

Lift your veil.

Next.

Shit, we're gonna die.

Next.

Oh no.

What we are going to do?

We're gonna die.

I haven't got all day.

Just act natural.

Game's over.

Hello.

Emad…

Psst… Emad!

Each of you take one.

Khadija Al-Shamrani, Saudi Arabian.

What brings you here?

What the hell are you doing?

Armpit, not mouth!

Disgusting.

Hand them over.

What's the purpose of your trip?

Speak up!

Sweetie, are you awake?

Over there! That's their car.

Come on! Move faster!

Quickly!

Where are they?

Stop them! Stop Israel!

Amen, brother!

God, give me patience.

Where were we?

It's Saleh.

I got you now.

Excuse me. Can't you see the line?

I have to arrest that woman!

I've been after her all day.

What's the purpose of your trip?

Mahmoud.

Mahmoud,

love, Egypt.

Egypt.

Are you mute?

Let me through.

Then, can you talk, Mister?

So?

Don't sneeze on me or the baby!

Israel's virus has reached us! Run for your lives!

Hurry up! Hurry up!

Run for your lives!

The virus came in from Egypt this time.

Wait. Let me see if they left.

Got you, you pair of shits!

Where's your fucking husband?

There he is.

Let me go, sons of bitches!

I'm a policeman, asshole! I'm a protector of the law!

Show me your police ID, protector of the law.

Forget it! I have to arrest the Israelis.

She was harbouring them!

I don't see any Israelis here.

Anyone seen the Israelis?

Take him away.

Back off! Step away or I'll shoot you.

Traitors. Look what you've done to this country.

Back off or I'll shoot myself. I don't give a fuck any more.

Bring him here.

Saleh has a strong head-butt.

What should we do now? He knows everything.

Look at the state of him. Who'll believe him?

Hello?

Are you Waleed Atia's wife?

Depends who's asking.

I'm calling from the hospital.

Yes, I'm his wife.

Your husband was involved in a gas explosion.

Would you like to pick him up?

Ooh look, car!

Hey! Please! Please! Please!

After this weekend in Gaza, a honeymoon in Chernobyl feels about right.

Oh. Yeah, that was a good show.

Wasn't it? So well written.

Yeah.

So well written.

Oh! Look… Come on Mohammad, our driver is here.

We've discovered a similar, benign strain of A.R.S

in Gaza's heavily polluted groundwater.

This explains why Gaza has been immune to the disease all along.

And how does that help the Israelis fight the virus?

So, we're actively working on acquiring samples of that water to distribute to hospitals,

to immunise Israelis and offer post- exposure treatment.

I believe that within a week,

we can stop A.R.S in its tracks and lift the blockade on Israel.

Bottoms up!

Cheers!

Good morning, neighbour!

Good morning.

Are the rumours true about Waleed?

What now?

He's importing birds from Wuhan zoo.

Little piece of shit hung up on me!