Original subtitles

NARRATOR: Previously,

when new couples entered the experiment...

Hello! Hi. How are you?

..Michael finally got his fairytale wedding.

MICHAEL: Seems like he's literally made for me.

The spark is definitely igniting.

NARRATOR: But his recent heartbreak...

I have been previously matched in this experiment before.

..left groom, Stephen, feeling second best.

STEPHEN: Instantly, I felt sick.

Am I just his fill-in?

NARRATOR: And...

Shush!

..it was a close encounter...

I am weird.

..of the psychic kind...

I love you.

..as one of the most memorable brides...

"You will love me. I'll find you."

..left an unforgettable first impression...

MAN: Poor dude. He's so scared.

..before...

Why am I bored?

What do you mean?

'Cause I'm trying to organise these things and make you happy.

..an unexpected setback for Cassandra and Tristan.

Nothing's going on and that's the problem.

NARRATOR: Tonight...

I'm the bad guy. Yeah. Cool.

..John Aiken to the rescue.

I mean, she's an amazing woman and she wants touch from you.

NARRATOR: But will it be enough to save this marriage in crisis?

Plus...

MAN: I've got a lot of things going for me.

I've got a lot of things that I know

people do find attractive in a partner.

..we meet the most overly confident groom ever seen.

MAN: I feel my wife's first impressions

are going to be like, "I got lucky here."

..in the final wedding of the experiment.

What I aim to provide is safety and security in our relationship

because I know you girls love that stuff.

(MUSIC DEFLATES)

NARRATOR: But will his vows...

Boys, give us a "Deece."

Deece!

..prove too much for his new bride...

I promise to always provide a sturdy shoulder for you to cry on.

Hopefully, not because of me.

WOMAN: Oh, god.

..before the three new couples...

Oh! That is nice!

..head off on their honeymoons...

MADELEINE: Come on! Come on!

..where psychic, Maddie...

They still talking to you? Hell, yes. Hold on. Sorry.

..gets a ghostly message from the other side...

They all want to talk. Everyone wants to talk to you.

..leaving her husband in total shock.

I don't know what is going on.

No, no. It's annoying.

What the... (EXHALES)

(UPLIFTING MUSIC)

NARRATOR: It's four weeks into the experiment

and the morning after the weddings of our two newest couples.

MICHAEL: Oh!

It all happened. It did.

It wasn't a dream.

Yours is still on? Yeah.

Oh, oh... Yours is still on?

(LAUGHS)

It is. (LAUGHS)

NARRATOR: For Michael and Stephen,

the wedding night ended with a bombshell.

Anything you want to pre-warn me about?

Just to like bring it to attention,

like, I have been previously matched in this experiment before.

I found out after the hens' night

that he left after the bucks' night.

Yeah, OK.

You're my married man.

Good, promising.

Waking up this morning, it's really hit,

like, we're married, we're doing this experiment.

I need a cup of tea.

So, I'm really trying hard not to have my guard up,

but I don't want to feel like his fill-in or just his backup.

Yeah, I feel...

I feel...

..hopeful that we will get to a place

where we feel really comfortable with each other,

but you know, we've only known each other for 24 hours,

so it's going to take a little while.

You ready for this?

NARRATOR: With the honeymoon phase of the experiment

about to get underway...

"You're off to explore picturesque Tasmania...

..it's a chance for the couple to put the setback behind them.

"While you get to know each other on a deeper level. Enjoy."

Yay! Amazing!

I've never been to Tassie.

That's exciting, actually. Never, never.

We are off to Tassie.

I'm actually really looking forward to that.

We've had a difficult start to our marriage...

Do you go to wineries quite often and...

No, not really. OK.

..and it's just going to take a little time

to get over the awkwardness

of Stephen feeling like he's second best.

I tend to frequent up north towards the heat.

OK. Fair. (LAUGHS)

But we're going to make the honeymoon the best we can.

I definitely need these pyjamas 'cause they're lit.

They're your favourite? They're my favourite.

What shoes do I need? Hmm.

NARRATOR: As Michael and Stephen put their best foot forward...

Oh! I did not pack light.

..Madeleine and Ash are packing for their honeymoon

on the southern New South Wales coast.

This isn't working!

..where Ash hopes some quality time

will help him get to know his new wife on a deeper level.

I'm sorry!

My coats! (LAUGHS)

ASH: Madeleine's very attractive,

but I'm still trying to get a gist of her and her personality...

Wow.

If you... You push, I'll zip.

OK. Here we go.

..her quirks.

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

I've got to take my top off.

But it's just the unknown for me.

Oh!

We have forgot this.

We found out where we're going for our honeymoon.

Do you have space?

We're going to P OK, hold on.

Ulladulla.

Do you want to come try fit it?

Yeah. I'm actually happy because, like, I can wear my coats.

This is what love is, you see?

But what I really want from this honeymoon

is, like, that me and Ash to be able to develop

into something more deep, a connection that deeper.

Amazing! I love you. Come here! Come here, thanks.

I love you. That was easy.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

OK. We're done.

NARRATOR: As anticipation builds for our newlyweds' honeymoons

and the next stage of the experiment,

after four weeks of trying,

original couple, Cassandra and Tristan,

are running on empty.

TRISTAN: Relationships, right?

Are we OK?

Yeah.

So far.

NARRATOR: The couple fought last night

at Madeleine and Ash's wedding...

Like, why am I bored?

..when a discussion about their dating life...

What do you mean you're bored?

..triggered Tristan.

I'm trying more harder than she is every day.

NARRATOR: But for Cassandra, the issue went deeper,

following weeks of frustration

about Tristan's struggle to initiate intimate affection.

Nothing's going on and that's the problem.

I literally go to touch his hand and he moves his hand away.

I like Tristan a lot

but I don't even know if he likes me.

Um, last night, I don't know.

We got home from the wedding

and didn't speak to each other and went to sleep.

No kisses or anything at the end of the night, nothing.

(SIGHS)

All I could think about

was that these arguments are not going to stop.

Because Tristan spirals and it just gets worse.

It's obviously not how I thought the wedding would end for us.

But you did raise a few things that was on your mind.

The thing that set me off

was the fact that you're like, "I'm bored."

It's, like, a lot of me planning and doing things.

But, like, like, I'm trying, trying as best as I can

and the whole thing's exhausting me.

I don't understand

why you feel like I'm exhausting you so much and...

But you're not exhaust P it's... I think you're taking...

..and planning all these activities...

No, no. OK. ..these dates.

No, but I'm not though. It's fine.

(SIGHS)

It's whatever.

I'm the bad guy. Yeah, cool.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

Always the bad guy, right?

I think Tristan's been holding a few things in,

but this is not about the dates.

He might not realise it,

but this is really about our lack of physical connection.

He's a bit insecure,

he's not very confident,

and it's draining me,

and I'm so over this.

I'm really over this.

Yeah.

(UPLIFTING SOUNDTRACK)

NARRATOR: As Tristan takes some time out to recover

from a stressful 24 hours,

the four original couples

who didn't attend yesterday's wedding...

(KNOCK ON DOOR)

Is it cake?

..are receiving some exciting news.

One day, it'll be cake.

Just sayin'.

Yes, it's a wedding invite. Oh, it is?

(SQUEALS) (LAUGHS)

"Two strangers taking a huge leap of faith to find true love.

"The experts invite you to celebrate the wedding of...

Who?

Question mark and question mark.

"Dress to impress."

So, there's no details on it whatsoever.

I know just the thing to wear. Oh, you do? OK.

I do. Alright, alright.

Let's go. Let's do it.

I actually don't know what to wear.

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

NARRATOR: Our final groom

is 27-year-old psych nurse, Ridge.

He's decided he wants to put an end to his bachelor lifestyle

and find true love.

What are you most worried about getting into this?

Man, 100% not being attracted to her.

Just the attraction? 100%.

As shallow as it does sound,

I'm just hoping the experts get it right.

(LAUGHS)

NARRATOR: So far, Ridge has failed to find a woman

who meets his high standards...

At the end of the day, I'm picky.

..whilst having no shortage of love and admiration...

(LAUGHTER) ..for himself.

Like, I don't want her to tell me how good-looking I am

because I know that and I tell myself every day.

I don't need two people to tell me that.

Exactly. (LAUGHS)

PRODUCER: Are you ready for a girl to tame Ridge?

Oh, honestly, for the right girl, yes, I am.

Hand over my heart, I am ready. Like, I'm 28 this year.

Like, I always said by the age of 28,

that I'd be ready to settle down.

So, I've had one serious girlfriend

and then I've had a tonne of situationships.

But I get nothing out of breaking hearts

and that's sort of why I've sort of distanced myself

from all that sort of stuff.

I look after people for a living.

I've seen people come into my work depressed

and I don't want to be a part of the reason that someone is upset.

When you're a psych nurse, you have to mature quick.

It's a very unique career.

It's not for everyone,

but it's really helped me in terms of my relationships.

Born and raised here but I've got Filipino heritage.

My parents are in the most beautiful relationship.

They still go on date nights once a week.

When my dad gets in after a long day at work,

he'll drop everything and give mum a big kiss.

Like, yeah, I know how to love.

It's something I really strive for.

It's something not going to settle

for anything less than what my parents have.

But obviously, it's a matter of finding that person.

I'm very picky.

I know what I want

and that's someone who loves to have a laugh,

doesn't take herself too seriously.

I want someone whose family is massively important.

I can't wait to be a dad, you know?

Like, Ridge Junior running around. That'd be sick.

My name's Jade. I'm 26.

I'm from Queensland and I'm an executive assistant.

If he's the one for me, he's tall, tanned,

dark hair, a few tattoos,

and he's just like a really strong figure.

I feel like it's really good to laugh with your partner a lot

and just have fun with them as well.

But I suck at picking the right person.

Growing up in South Africa,

we did have a lot of people who went through arranged marriages,

and they were all so happy.

In South Africa, it's like normal to get married around, like, 25,

so as soon as I hit 25,

I was like, "Well...

"Where is the ring?"

I have a daughter, V.

She is the best thing that has ever happened to me.

She has kept me so grounded.

I expected to marry V's dad,

but when she was a month or two old,

he cheated on me with my best friend.

Um...

..and yeah.

(PENSIVE SOUNDTRACK)

It's hard trying to juggle mum life

and, like, being single in my 20s.

Home life for me at the moment is basically just mum duties.

Like, I just don't have it in me

to just keep trying to find the right person and go on dates.

I'm sick of people messaging me if they're not going to marry me.

I have wanted to be married for years already

and have my daughter be in that secure household as well.

She should be able to see,

like, Mum really happy with someone.

So, yeah.

(MUSIC SWELLS)

Jade and Ridge.

I can't wait to see how this dynamic develops.

Now, Jade is a single mum and she became a single mum at 19.

Very young, yeah. Very young.

So, a lot of her early adulthood has been spent

with the heavy responsibility of being a mum.

So, for her, I think it's important

that we can bring someone into her life

that can inject some fun, some playfulness.

She wants to feel that connection with a partner.

She hasn't had that in her adult life

because she's been focusing on being a mum

and because her past relationship ended in a betrayal.

I guess for me, the question with Ridge

is will he also bring in the maturity that is needed

to be in a relationship

with a young mum of a seven-year-old?

JOHN: I think what Jade will like is that Ridge is an alpha

and I think that will appeal to her.

She'll be drawn to his very masculine energy.

He's saying he's done with his partying days.

Time will tell on this one.

NARRATOR: The final couple to have been matched

are Jade and Ridge,

and soon they will meet

and marry at first sight.

Coming up... Or what are you hoping she's like?

Deece.

Deece means, like,

Decent. Decent.

NARRATOR: Ridge and his groomsmen

reveal they have their own special language.

Deece!

NARRATOR: But can Jade and her guests be persuaded

to get on board with the banter?

Boys, give us a 'Deece'.

Deece!

(UPLIFTING SOUNDTRACK)

NARRATOR: It's the morning

of the final wedding of the experiment.

My boys! Hey! Hey, Brother!

How are you? Yeah, big time.

How are we? Let's do it!

How are we? How are we? How are ya?

Man, ready to get married. Let's go. Anyone want a drink?

Alright. Yeah, yeah.

NARRATOR: In Sydney, psych nurse, Ridge,

has been joined by groomsmen, Chris and Jordan,

for what promises to be a life-changing wedding.

We are P did not expect you

to be the first to married out of us.

NARRATOR: But before Ridge's new wife

can put an end to his bachelor lifestyle...

Or what are you hoping she's like?

Deece.

..she'll have to be schooled in the special language they share.

Deece.

Deece!

Deece means, like,

decent... Decent.

..which is, like, very good-looking

in our terminology. Yeah.

So, you're getting married today, obviously,

so you your week can't really get any worse.

Toey as a Roman sandal, brother.

(LAUGHS)

We have a lot of inside jokes.

We've been friends for, like, 20 years.

I think we're looking fresh, boys.

We're looking alright.

Deece! (LAUGHS)

Yo! Way to go!

I feel so sorry for her.

Come as a pack. Yeah.

NARRATOR: While Ridge leans into the support

of his close-knit friendship group,

he's yet to find out

26-year-old, Jade, comes as a package deal herself...

Hello, chicken.

V (ON PHONE): Hello.

..with daughter, V,

one of the driving forces in her search for love.

I'm getting married today.

V (ON PHONE): Today? Yeah.

JADE: It has definitely made me sad in the past that I'm not married...

..and having a child so young,

I've basically had to grow up, like, way quicker

than what I was meant to

and now I feel like it is so important to me

to find my person and complete my family...

..and make a nice home for me and V.

She should be able to see Mum be happy and fulfilled.

But it does get a little hard.

Sometimes...

Um...

(PENSIVE SOUNDTRACK)

Like, having to act happy in front of her.

Got it.

NARRATOR: In the absence of daughter, V,

and her own mum who is overseas...

I love the veil.

You actually look like a princess.

..Jade's asked best friend and bridesmaid, Rhea,

to help her get ready.

Oh, my gosh. I'm going to be a wife.

(LAUGHTER)

RHEA: She does not shut up about wanting to get married.

"I just want to be a wife, I can't wait to meet my husband."

So, this day is probably the most important day of her life.

Oh, my gosh! I am so nervous now.

You look amazing.

I do hope she finds what she's looking for

and that is somebody that's going to match her

and she can fall in love with.

(MUSIC SLOWLY BUILDING)

NARRATOR: Jade and Ridge's guests have arrived

and are waiting for them at a ceremony being held

in the grounds of Sydney's Taronga Zoo.

Oh, you parents? Parents?

Mum and Dad?

Hello.

Hi!

How are you guys? Hi. How are you?

How are you going? Are you excited?

Very exciting!

NARRATOR: And as our original couples take their seats...

Dad's standing up the back.

Hi, Dad. (CHUCKLES)

..Jade's father, Grant, and sister, Jasmine,

are reflecting on how much Jade has invested

in the outcome of the experiment.

GRANT: You know, as a father,

you always want your kids to be happy.

I obviously don't know the young man, I don't know his family yet.

But hopefully, he treats her with respect.

Are you guys excited?

I'm a little bit nervous. You're nervous?

Maybe.

Hopefully, he is exactly what Jade's looking for.

Someone family orientated and mature.

(LAUGHTER)

Hey, hey! Hey! Whoa!

'Cause I think she'll be a bit disappointed if he's not.

Alright, see you, my boys.

I'll see you at the wedding, brother.

I'll see you boys down the aisle. You're going to kill it, 100%.

No regrets. No regrets.

You might meet the love of your life.

I know! And that's like stressing me more

'cause I'm about to meet, like,

someone who I might think's amazing.

I have really high expectations and hopes at the moment.

Yeah.

If you see him... I feel like...

..what could be an ick?

As much as I want a strong personality,

if he was, like, really, like, cocky...

Yeah. Yes.

Hmm.

RIDGE: I feel like my wife's first impressions

are going to be like, "I got lucky here."

I've got a lot of things going for me.

I've got a lot of things that people do find attractive in a partner

and I'm finally ready to give that to her.

Sometimes it gets mistaken for being cocky.

I say it's a fine line between cocky and confident...

..and I'm very confident with myself and who I am as a person.

Mate, you are jokes.

Oh, no, this is unreal.

We're ready.

Oh, deece. Oh, deece.

Hey, guys. How are you?

The old man? How are you?

Wowie.

WOMAN: Hey!

Hi!

G'day. How are we?

What's cracking? Hi. Hey, Mum. Hi, Dad.

Hey, guys. How are you? Nice to meet you. I'm Ridge.

What's cracking?

Rich? Rick?

What is it? I don't know, yeah.

What's cracking?

Ridge? Rick?

PRODUCER: Ridge.

Ridge? Ridge? Oh!

Yeah, Ridge. I heard, "Rich."

Hello. How are you?

(LAUGHTER)

Anyone keen for a drink?

(LAUGHTER)

I'll take two.

(LAUGHTER)

I feel like if he's cocky,

I would not be able to hide, like, my facial expressions,

so he'll know straight away.

Yeah.

Beautiful day, isn't it?

(LAUGHTER)

Gorgeous.

Say it louder, brother.

(LAUGHTER)

WOMAN: "Say it louder." (LAUGHS)

(EXCITING MUSIC BUILDING)

You were like this.

RIDGE: Can't lie, I'm a bit nervous...

..about...

..if I'm going to be attracted to her or not.

I need to be attracted to her.

'Cause at the end of the day,

I'm not going to get hard for her personality.

So, I've tried, it doesn't work.

That's the number one in my head.

(MUSIC BUILDING)

RIDGE: I'm not much of a religious man.

But I'll be praying.

There's a lot riding on this.

(MUSIC CRESCENDOS)

(TENDER MUSIC)

She's gorgeous.

Like, man. Deece!

100%. As soon as I saw her, I was just like, "Yeah."

I was looking for a nice smile, nice eyes.

Yeah, tidy rig. Just P yeah, all of it, she had,

and I'm just like, "Oh, shit."

Hey. How are you? I'm Ridge. Hello. I'm Jade.

Nice to meet you. Are you good? You look gorgeous.

Thank you. You too.

Oh, my god. That is so good.

Happy man, happy man.

How are you feeling?

Um, a bit nervous.

It's alright, it's OK. We'll be fine.

It's all good.

You look unreal though.

Thank you. You look good too.

JADE: First impression,

um, he is very nice to look at,

so out of ten,

I'm going to give him a solid...

..eight.

Family and friends,

we're here today to witness and to celebrate

a truly extraordinary occasion.

Two courageous strangers choosing to be with each other

and to be vulnerable.

So, with that choice and to begin your story,

Jade and Ridge, it's now time to exchange your vows.

Go for it. Thank you.

OK.

Feeling very nervous.

"I would just like to start by saying

"I am here today to give this everything I have.

"No secrets here.

"I'll be awkward at first

"but once you get to know me,

"I will do my best to give you lots of laughs

"and make every day more enjoyable than the last.

"I hope to grow together as a team,

"making everyday special

"and bringing out the best in each other."

That was very cute.

Thanks.

How am I going to follow-up that?

(LAUGHS)

OK. Alright.

First, I'd just like to thank everyone

for coming to our special day.

I think it's also fitting that we're here in Taronga Zoo...

..'cause you have met the king of the jungle.

But enough about that. (LAUGHTER)

MAN: God.

That's my boy.

"If I had to describe myself,

"I'd say I was kind, caring, compassionate, and gorgeous.

"But that's just scratching the surface."

"But as a husband and partner,

"I promise to always provide a sturdy shoulder for you to cry on,

"hopefully not because of me."

Oh, god.

(TENSE SOUNDTRACK)

JASMINE: I think that, yeah, Ridge making jokes and stuff...

Um...

..wasn't the best for Jade.

"I know you don't know me

"but what I aim to provide more than anything

"is safety and security in our relationship.

(SOFT TENDER MUSIC)

"Because I know you girls love that stuff.

(TENSE SOUNDTRACK)

He maybe comes across as a little bit immature for Jade.

(LAUGHS)

JASMINE: It wasn't maybe what she expected.

"I know the experts had their work cut out finding me the perfect match

"but now, boys, give us a 'deece'.

Deece! BOYS: Deece!

(TENSE SOUNDTRACK)

I'm not sure about the "Deece."

It's all of them, collectively. "Deece!"

(SIGHS) I just think it's very, um, frat boy vibes

and we don't want that.

(SUSPENSEFUL SOUNDTRACK)

Um...

I know the experts had their work cut out

finding me the perfect match,

but now, boys, give us a 'deece'.

Deece! BOYS: Deece!

RHEA: I'm not sure about the "Deece."

It's very , um, frat boy vibes and we don't want that.

As you can see, I don't like to take too much seriously.

I like to have a laugh and a good time almost all the time.

But if there's one thing I'm going to take seriously,

it's my commitment to you and us

during this crazy experience that we're about to go on.

(MUSIC BRIGHTENS)

Can I hold your hand?

I'm all in when it comes to this experiment with you.

I've joined this experiment

because I'm finally ready to delve into something serious

and find something that will last.

I promise to always be respectful, honest, open-minded,

give you the time you need,

and be there for you when you need me.

I've spent the better part of 28 years

working to become the best version of myself

and right now, I'm the most ready I've ever been

to be vulnerable, open, fully committed to you, my wife,

during this incredible journey that we're about to go on together.

I did enjoy his vows.

I definitely think he has the potential to be the one.

He seems like a character.

Initially, I was worried,

but it does seem like he is super genuine and authentic.

He's ready. Yes.

I think he's ready. I think he's ready as well.

Would you take them? Oh, I take them?

I heard it goes on the left one.

I learned today, so...

This one? OK. Is that right?

I think so, yeah. I think so as well.

He's very goofy.

(LAUGHS)

But I do like someone with a joking personality.

OK, please repeat after me.

Oh, soz. It's OK.

Jumped the gun. My bad.

(LAUGHTER)

JADE: At this point, yes, I am feeling good.

But there's, like, joking around

and then there's like joking around 'cause you're immature.

(LAUGHS)

I just P I don't know which one it is yet.

But I'm really excited to find out more about him.

(UPLIFTING SOUNDTRACK)

CELEBRANT: Ridge and Jade...

..by the giving and receiving of rings,

I now pronounce you to be husband and wife.

Congratulations. You may now kiss.

(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)

Our newest couple, Jade and Ridge!

(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)

I'm married!

(UPLIFTING SOUNDTRACK)

(APPLAUSE)

How you doing? Alright?

I'm married, guys!

So, yeah.

I'm very excited.

NARRATOR: Following a unique wedding ceremony,

Jade and Ridge's family and friends,

along with the OG couples,

are settling in for the reception dinner.

MAN: The OGs! WOMAN: The OGs!

(LAUGHTER)

NARRATOR: But there's only one word on everybody's lips.

Deece!

Which obviously means decent, I guess.

Deece! Deece!

Yeah, you guys knew it was decent, eh? Yeah, yeah.

It's, you know, the kind of bro talk

for when you show up with a girl who's good-looking, you go, "Deece!"

(LAUGHS) Oh, dear.

Oh, dear. Right? I know, I know!

Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together

for the newlyweds, Jade and Ridge!

(APPLAUSE)

I'll let him do that.

You look so hot. Like...

Yeah, you look so good. You all good?

Man, yeah! You all good?

Bro, where the drinks at?

Silent. Everyone's so silent. Yeah, everybody goes fully silent.

'Cause everyone wants to listen.

Cheers, my boys. Like, you've already finished your P

surprise, surprise.

Cheers, my boys. Cheers. Cheers, brother.

Cheers, gorge.

Cheers.

I think the wedding went really well.

Kissing was deece, very deece.

Deece.

I'll kiss the old bird a couple more times if she's lucky.

We were just in the waiting room and stuff just boozing,

some of us were.

I'm Jade. Nice to meet you. Hi, Jade.

Nice to meet you, nice to meet you.

Oi, deece.

JASMINE: Yeah, some of his little, like, comments...

Yeah, Jade made my legs shake.

The old girl.

I don't think Jade's ever come across, like, someone like that.

It comes across really immature.

Well, we need a refill on the drinks.

Jade, is it Jade or 'Ja-de'?

She was trying to look happy and smiley,

but she probably felt awkward.

(LAUGHTER)

'Ja-de'! (LAUGHS)

He said it could be French.

Legit.

JASMINE: She has a daughter, so she doesn't want two kids.

Yeah, I know.

I am a little worried.

Being a mum, I need someone who I feel like I am safe with

and can depend on.

But, um, he's definitely not mature...

(LAUGHS)

..in a lot of ways, I think.

Who else would you want, but, mate, us two here? Come on, man.

Exactly.

We've almost stolen the show. (LAUGHS)

They said, they said, "Jerry, next year."

I said, "Relax." (LAUGHS)

I do know he does hang out with the boys a lot.

Oh, come on! There's no way!

JADE: I heard that.

Um, he still lives at home.

I have not seen any real depth to him just yet.

It's all making me...

I don't know about when to tell him about my daughter.

So, how about you? Do you have siblings?

My brother in the black, and then my sister in the blue.

OK.

At this point, I feel like we're just having a lot of small talk

and I need to tell him about her.

26 and married, eh? I know.

That's a young pup.

But I feel like in South Africa it's, like, normal.

Is it? Mmm.

Is your sister younger than you? No, my sister's older than me.

But she's already been engaged. OK. Any kids?

Yeah, she has...

Thank you.

..a son. OK.

And...

JADE: This is a really hard one.

(LAUGHS)

And what?

I just really need to see if Ridge is ready for me

and be...

There is so much pressure right now.

I have no idea how he's gonna react.

(LOW-LEVEL CONVERSATION)

And...

(LAUGHS)

And what?

Um...

I have a daughter.

Oh, do you really? Yeah.

Oooh. What's her name? Victoria.

Oooh. Nice. How old is she? She is seven.

Oooh. (LAUGHS)

(TENSE MUSIC)

That'd keep you busy. Yes.

Mmm. Mmm.

Yeah. So... Mmm.

Um...

(TENSE MUSIC)

Well, we need a refill on the drinks. (HALF-LAUGHS)

Oh...

(DRAMATIC MUSIC) (LOW-LEVEL CONVERSATION)

Um...

Well, yeah, I thought I'd better throw that in. (LAUGHS)

Um, yeah, I appreciate the honesty.

But, yeah, that's sick. I can't wait to meet her.

(BRIGHT MUSIC PLAYS)

RIDGE: Her having a daughter doesn't faze me one bit.

At the end of the day, I came here to look for something

that was gonna last a lifetime, you know,

and it's still early but, yeah, there's good energy,

there's good vibes.

I'll tell you how I know, because my mum was in the same situation,

with my...so my older sister, my half-sister.

Mm-hm.

So I've got a very first-hand...

Thank you. ..understanding of how it can work.

RIDGE: It doesn't bother me because I've lived it.

My mum had a kid with her previous partner before my dad

and from a young age, I've watched my dad look after my older sister

like she was his own.

So I know it's possible.

I'm very, very adaptable.

I'm very, very able and willing to work together.

Jade seems like an awesome girl

and I've always seen myself as being a dad.

I want to give this everything that I've got, make the most of it

and do what's best by her and us in this experiment.

It's alright, darling. I've got you. We're good.

Eh. That was cute.

JADE: That was nice. I was very surprised.

He does seem like he's ready to deal with, like, having a child

and obviously, like, he has a stepsister as well,

so, like, that made me feel a lot better.

WOMAN: Yeah.

(LAUGHTER)

I am very happy with how today is going

and very happy with my husband.

But, no, as far as, yeah...

It is so comfortable being around someone

who just jokes about everything and is really playful.

(LAUGHS)

And he's also ready to settle down.

So I'm in my little love bubble at the moment. (LAUGHS)

ALL: Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake!

NARRATOR: As the last of the formalities gets underway...

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

..the stage is set for Jade and Ridge to really let their hair down.

EMCEE: Ladies and gentlemen, the bride and groom's first dance.

Give up for Ridge and Jade!

(CHEERING)

(PEOPLE EXCLAIM)

Jade and what's his name, Ridge... (LAUGHS)

I mean, they were joking around with each other.

She seemed pretty giddy.

(LAUGHTER)

ANDREA: It was so good watching someone else do what we had to do.

(WOMAN CHEERS)

There was definitely a really good chemistry and a great vibe.

(LAUGHTER) WOMAN: Oh, my god.

RIDGE: It's all energy, babe. Trust me.

OK. All energy.

Yeah, I feel, like, way better than I did when I first saw him.

She definitely likes Ridge.

And I hope that they both have a fun, loving relationship

because that's all Jade wants.

(LAUGHS) One more.

One more. (LAUGHS)

I wouldn't change anything.

I didn't know what to expect when I came to this experiment.

I didn't know how I was gonna react when I saw her.

But so far so good. Like, she's a cracker girl.

I don't even know how to describe it.

But, yeah,

tonight was 'deece'!

As a new day dawns on the Skye Suites in Sydney,

a special guest has arrived

to visit one of the experiment's most well-loved couples.

(KNOCK AT DOOR)

Hello! Hi, John.

JOHN: Good to see you, big fella. It's good to see you as well.

You're looking handsome, as per usual. Come on in.

JOHN: After weeks of intimacy issues,

Cassandra has reached out to me for help.

Time to unpack all of this, eh?

(LAUGHS) Yeah.

She's been struggling to get her concerns across to Tristan

and now she's at breaking point.

It's my role to not only be there to support,

guide and advise our couples

but also to intervene when necessary.

So you're really thinking now, Cass,

about kind of where you stand with him?

Is that what's happening?

I'm just really struggling with Tristan.

He's not affectionate.

I have really been so patient and, yeah, I'm really over this.

I feel like I'm just a friend.

I don't feel like we're husband and wife.

Like... Right.

Tristan, do you find you want to be more affectionate with her?

Of course I do and, like, I wish it wasn't this hard

but, like, the intimacy part, it's just nerve-racking.

But the want is there? Yeah.

That's something we can deal with.

Because what I can see here

is a couple that's actually keen on each other

but just don't know how to do it.

The first thing you need to do

is to ask questions about each other's inner world,

questions like, "What do you hope for?" or "What are you scared of?"

And there is something else.

You, I think, as a couple would do well

with little rituals of connection.

They're like small things daily and often.

It can be, you know, a little coffee

or it can be you guys always get up at 6:00 in the morning

and you go for a walk together.

As you start to do these things and dig deeper,

you'll feel safer to touch her.

I can do that. That could be fun.

I mean, she's an amazing woman and she wants touch from you.

Yeah. Not from anybody else.

I'm sorry. Just the intimacy... I didn't...

Like, I know it's always been a big deal

but I realise now it's like a big, big, big, big deal...

(LAUGHS) you know. Yeah.

TRISTAN: I get it. I need to learn how to shut up and listen.

Cass loves intimacy, so I need to start sitting on the couch,

start giving her some snuggles.

Snuggles with the teddy bear, you know. Like... (LAUGHS)

I was surprised when I heard that you do want to do that stuff

'cause I didn't think you wanted to.

Yeah, of course I do.

Yeah. Of course I do.

I feel so much better.

I think he just finally understands what I'm talking about.

Holding hands, touch, all I need.

See, pats on the head. No, I'm kidding!

Come on, give us a cuddle.

Let's go. See, intimacy.

So, hopefully John has put us back on the husband-and-wife course.

'Cause that's what I want. That's what I came here for.

Still to come...

Last night, I was getting in my own head

about your intention for being here.

Will Stephen's insecurities derail the honeymoon?

And later...

I love you beyond, I love you beyond, I love you beyond.

I don't know what is going on.

..psychic medium Madeleine's spirit guides

make a surprise appearance at dinner.

(BLEEP) weirdo. No. It's annoying.

(EXHALES)

What have you made us? Good morning.

How'd you sleep? Good. How are you?

Yeah, good.

NARRATOR: It's the morning after

the wedding of the final couple of the experiment...

Are you tired? I was last night.

That's for you. Thank you.

..and for Ridge, the start of a transition

from living at home with his parents to married life with new wife Jade.

Did you make the bed? Yes.

Did you actually? I did.

Jade, go check it.

Man, I'm like that. I'm a quick learner...

Mmm. ..you know.

RIDGE: I think the experts have done a really good job.

I feel like she's very driven. She knows what she wants.

You know, I find that really attractive in her.

But, you know, I'm not trying to force anything or rush anything.

Like, she's already married to me.

Like, she's got something

that a lot of girls I know in the past would've loved to do...

I mean, lucky her.

She's in the pole position.

Oooh!

That is nice!

(SQUEALS) That's so cute!

As Madeleine and Ash arrive in Ulladulla...

You know me, I need to talk like this.

"Oh, my god, look at that bath!"

Are you serious? (LAUGHS) I didn't see that.

What?

In Tasmania, it's a slow start to the day...

I'm gonna yawn. (YAWNS) (LAUGHS) Have you woken up yet?

No. (LAUGHS)

..as Stephen wakes from a restless night

spent worrying about being Michael's replacement groom.

Yeah, I tossed and turned a fair bit last night.

Did you? Yeah.

I did toss and turn and I saw you tossing and turning, so...

Last night was playing on my mind a bit.

I was getting in my own head about a lot of things.

I was struggling with you being matched prior to this

and your intention for being here

and if you wanted to, you know, get to know me

and you were doing this to get to know me or if it was just anyone.

Yeah, look, I think the outside noise of previously being matched

and then that pulling out,

I could see how that would weigh on your mind,

'cause then I'm still here obviously.

Yeah. Yep.

And that makes you question whether, yeah...

Well, if I'm just here... If I'm here... Yeah.

But, I mean...

I believe everything happens for a reason...

Yeah.

..and you're in front of me for a reason.

And I feel so at ease with you.

Like, and I'm so attracted to you and I honestly, again,

wouldn't want anybody else here with me...do this.

Like, I'm actually happy that you're here. (LAUGHS)

Yeah. Yeah, thanks.

And I want you to let them walls down...

Yeah. ..so we can explore more of us...

Yeah. ..and grow us together.

Yeah.

His walls are up guarded

thinking that he's coming in as a replacement, which is...

I don't see it that way.

It's you and I, baby.

I just need to figure out how to make him realise, like,

"You are my guy."

I feel like we are so compatible in so many different ways

and on so many different levels

that, yeah, like, the universe works in mysterious ways.

Yeah, I know.

Having a second chance at love means the world to me.

Getting married at first sight, it's been a long time coming

and I want to make this work with him,

so today I'm putting on my little worker hat.

I am feeling like I'm just gonna do the best I can

to be the best husband and put him at ease and comfort,

so I feel like challenge accepted. (LAUGHS)

Just gotta get you to bring your walls down.

I know. (LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

That's good.

With Jade and Ridge's arrival at Port Stephens

a couple of hours north of Sydney...

Oooh, it's pretty. Very nice.

I love.

..all three of our newlyweds are now on their honeymoons.

ASH: This is nice.

MADELEINE: Whoo! This is sexy!

This is sexy!

In Ulladulla, Ash is hoping to move past Madeleine's quirks

and find a deeper connection with his new wife...

Is this romance? Yes!

(LAUGHS)

..and has organised a surprise lunch and clay-making date.

I just get great...

(EXCLAIMS) Look. I love this stuff. Look at this stuff!

For Madeleine, it's an opportunity to gauge her new husband's view

on her larger-than-life personality and erratic moods.

This is so, like...

Honestly, come on. Come on!

Ash!

It's a pretty nice setting.

I'm someone that tests people because I do have big emotions

and I feel like it takes a big energy

to be able to hold space for that.

OK, what are we gonna commit to today,

because every day is a new day.

You know this. To fun.

MADELEINE: Ash is cool, like...

Cheers. Cheers.

I feel like he is definitely capable of holding that space

and I'm interested to hear what he says about it.

So...

I want you to know, I cry so much... Obviously you picked that up.

I cry so often. OK.

But it's like only because I care about, like, everything so much.

OK. Appreciate that.

I mean, there's nothing wrong with getting emotional, right?

I think you're an emotional person.

You know, I have nothing against crying.

OK. Good. Crying's healthy.

Yeah. Right? Nothing against crying.

Yeah.

Remember, I grew up with three sisters...

I know. There was a lot of crying.

(LAUGHS) There was a lot of crying going on.

(LAUGHS) Lots of crying. (LAUGHS)

But although she's up and down,

it seems like Madeleine is coming from a place of kindness

and goodness

and I slowly think I'm making some progress.

Baby, baby steps. Real tiny steps.

But I can see she's a really beautiful person

with a kind heart and a nice soul.

I just want to say, like, I love you for always, like, accepting me

and, like, always, like, being there because...

I don't know. Like, I just...

I think you're a really beautiful human being

because you, like...

Do you think I'm there for you? Yeah, I do. 100%.

I think you're really beautiful

because you're always so loving and accepting.

I can only speak for me.

I feel like I am starting to get to know you.

Yeah. And I actually like it.

I do like it.

MADELEINE: I feel positive energy with Ash.

I feel like we are making headway and I feel like he's so intelligent,

he's so deep, he's so loving and kind.

Yeah, I think we're so much closer.

I'll have to get one of these out. Oh, do we do it now?

Do you want to?

I'll watch your manhandle that mother(BLEEP) like god knows what.

The fact that Madeleine is actually being vulnerable

is growing the connection for me.

There's a few inklings or there's a few things where I can see

why we've potentially been matched that are starting to show up.

Why don't you write something in it? Yeah? Like what?

I don't know. How you feel. On that?

(LAUGHS)

ASH: She's funny, outgoing.

I'll write M and A. M and A. Aw!

She's also sweet, fun to be around.

This is like we're back in, like, kindergarten together.

Mmm.

It was a great lunch. It was a great day.

It felt like I was connecting with Madeleine.

So I'm loving it.

Coming up... Are you sure you're right?

Not really. ..is Ash still loving it...

Why am I so (BLEEP) annoying?!

..when Madeleine unleashes the full force of her emotions...

(BLEEP) me.

..on a romantic countryside walk.

It's not normal!

NARRATOR: In Port Stephens, it's an early start for Jade and Ridge.

RIDGE: We're going to the gym. JADE: Mmm.

Coffee. Gym and coffee. Coffee and gym.

But there's more than just coffee and gym on the newlyweds' minds.

How come you're glowing? What's going on?

I'm not.

Did you sleep well last night or something?

Yeah. Good night's sleep. Yeah?

Will that usually do the trick? Mm-hm.

So you're looking tanner and you're glowing today.

(LAUGHS)

Any danger of telling me why you're glowing or...?

Shut up.

Did you use a new moisturiser or...?

Yep. Yeah.

(LAUGHS)

If you're asking if we banged, we did.

(LAUGHS) And I'm not talking about this.

You've got a couple of skills in the bag, don't you?

(LAUGHS) Oh, my gosh.

(LAUGHS)

Are we gonna divorce soon?

I hope you choke on your coffee. (BOTH LAUGH)

I am feeling good...so far.

(LAUGHS)

At least you know where to get with me all the time, you know.

High energy, high rizz. Him.

A lot of the time, I still have no idea what he's saying.

I wouldn't mind proper English, but it's alright...

But, like, yes, I would definitely say we're compatible.

Let's bounce.

Let's make like a tree and 'leaf'.

(LAUGHS) That's stupid.

Why? That's a good one. I don't understand that.

Make like a tree and 'leaf'. Like, make like a tree and leave.

With Ridge still explaining his jokes...

In Tasmania, Stephen's come to the realisation

he's ready to move past his insecurities

about being the second groom to join Michael in the experiment.

You've been matched prior.

It's just my first instinct to feel shut off and guarded.

Like, I wish I wasn't.

It's a huge flaw of mine

and I'm really trying to work through it with you.

Yeah.

Because, you know, you are this perfect, nice, kind, considerate,

good-looking guy.

I don't want to get hurt.

But, yeah, I definitely, definitely feel like I need to loosen up.

He realised, like, he needs to become a little bit more playful.

I'm happy that he's just willing to loosen up a bit.

Let's see how we go.

Maybe I can flirt a little bit more

and I can draw you in a little bit more.

Better watch out. I'm good at what I do.

Well, I'm looking forward to him being a little light-hearted

and a little bit more humorous.

Yeah. Exactly.

And that can go a long way.

Thank you for letting me get pinot noir.

Thank you for choosing red.

While Michael and Stephen drink to their progress...

We'll go down there?

..Madeleine and Ash are also celebrating

the end of a successful day with a romantic walk in the countryside.

Try and get close to have a look.

Are you sure you're alright? Not really.

But a visit to the resort's resident cow herd

has Madeleine processing a wave of unexpected emotion.

(ASH WHISTLES)

Is it like a dog? Can you whistle at them?

Come here.

Yeah, I have to. Truly, I'm sorry.

We had cows for dinners last night and now I regret that.

Oh, god. (BLEEP). No more red meat. Just...

No. Just no more eating (BLEEP) animals.

Like...

(SIGHS) (BLEEP).

Hey, at least we didn't eat these ones.

(COW MOOS)

(CRIES) I mean, they're still here.

I'm gonna cry.

Don't!

God!

Why am I so (BLEEP) annoying?!

(CRIES)

Sorry.

(COW MOOS)

Hi, babies. I love you guys. If you want to come and say hi, you can.

I don't know if this is a good idea. Why?

Are they friendly?

Do you reckon you can touch them?

Come here, bubbies. I love you.

(MOOING)

Hi, honey. It's OK, guys.

I know. I love you.

They're all so scared.

Why do they have to be so scared?

I know, they're so scared because of us, as human (BLEEP) beings.

I'm wearing all black, so maybe they think I'm a cow.

No, they just think that we're just gonna hurt them.

It's like (BLEEP) why I'm so sad, because we DID hurt them.

(HUFFS)

Seeing the cows, seeing the cow-cows,

seeing the cowies was like seeing my dog...

I love you.

..and I wouldn't dare eat him.

So I won't dare eat these beautiful creatures ever again.

(EXHORTS ANIMALS) I love you guys. I'm sorry.

(COW MOOS)

(BLEEP) me.

(CRIES)

Very confused by the tears, yeah.

I'm crying.

I don't know how you can go from eating meat one night

to crying the next day, but she seemed pretty upset about it.

Hey, guys. Do you like us?

I know that Madeleine's a really, really caring person

and sweet person

but she has this side to her.

(CRIES) It's not normal.

I don't know what is going on. Like, it's...

It's quite hard to make sense of some of these things.

It's not normal.

(COW MOOS)

Coming up...

I love you beyond, I love you beyond, I love you beyond...

Are you actually getting, like... Hold on a sec.

I don't know what is going on.

..psychic medium Madeleine receives messages from the other side...

I'm a (BLEEP) weirdo. It's OK.

..as her relationship with Ash takes another hit.

I did, yeah. (WOMAN LAUGHS)

NARRATOR: In Tassie,

Michael and Stephen have decided to celebrate

the last afternoon of their honeymoon in the bath.

Cheers. Oh...

I'm moving that way now. Yeah, you've gotta phase into it.

First things first, wherever we move and live in the world,

I need this bathroom.

Yeah, nice and cosy in here.

Painted floors, the bath tub.

Double vanity - that's goals right there.

Secondly, this cleans impurities.

So I'm just gonna scrub you in general.

(LAUGHS)

Yes, we took a little bath together.

The walls are now gone.

Yeah. That's sorted.

But for our marriage night and even the first night of our honeymoon,

I would never have imagined him jumping in the bath with me

and just being so relaxed

and I do love it.

But, like, surely, this is a cheers moment.

Final cheers of the honeymoon.

Cheers to, yeah, a wild adventure and getting to know each other.

ASH: Do you think, like, the universe

puts people in front of you? Yeah. I do.

Like, it actually... Yeah. OK. Good. Yeah.

Yeah. Good. Yeah. I agree.

In Ulladulla, following an emotional afternoon with the cows...

Now we're here... Yeah.

..and we're gonna have a great dinner...

..Ash is determined to end his honeymoon with Madeleine...

Yeah. ..on a high.

Yeah. Now, like, what the... What's gonna go wrong? (LAUGHS)

Don't be like that. I know, I know.

That's me and my monkey brain. Nothing...

Shush, shush, shush, shush, shush.

Nothing's gonna go wrong. Nothing's going wrong.

Not tonight.

So it's the last night of our honeymoon

and I do want to make a big, big effort with Ash

because I know I can be really hard sometimes.

Next minute, I'm drunk and I'll be, like, "What did you say?"

(LAUGHS) No, I'm kidding.

That's why I'm trying not to drink. Argh!

I feel so lucky that it was him that I was matched with

and I feel like I'm learning so much about myself and about relationships

because of him,

so I just want him to be able to have a good night.

Tonight, I sense a shift and I'm loving that shift.

(LAUGHS) I'm loving the shift.

What shift? I don't know.

I just feel like you're being more you.

You're being more Madeleine. You're being raw.

Like, I just... OK. ..feel it. I sense it.

I wonder, like, what the hell we're up for next.

We're... We're jumping in the deep end.

We are going in the deep end.

Are you ready?

Mmm... I don't know.

Because I'm vibing it.

(EXHALES) Are ready for, like...

In this experiment, are you ready for, like,

people are gonna be asking questions?

No, I feel you are... Hopefully, you're ready for it

'cause it's gonna come.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

Did you go to a deb ball?

Yes. I did.

What happened at the deb ball?

We danced.

Did something bad happen? No. Not at my deb. No. Why?

Are you getting deb vibes? Yeah, I'm getting deb ball vibes.

No, nothing bad.

No-one I know has been to a deb ball...

I have, yeah, when I was 16. Yeah.

That was a long time ago. Yeah, no, I know.

I'm just, like, what happened at this deb ball? It's related to this.

It's related to us.

I can't remember anything bad happening.

Well, did you get into an altercation?

I can't... Tell the truth.

I can't remember. OK. You know what... Yes.

I know. Thank you. Hold on. Sorry. They're talking to me now. Hold on.

I love you. Yes. And they don't like me doing this.

I love you. Hold on.

(TENSE MUSIC)

Yeah, I know.

It's hard because they all want to talk.

Everyone wants to talk to you. Do you know what I mean?

Everyone wants to talk to you and I want them to be able to communicate

but I don't too because it's, like, scary.

Can you just know you're so protected?

I love you. You're so protected.

You are so protected and I'm sorry that I even, like, suggested

anything like that.

I'm sorry. That's fine.

Blessings on you. Blessings on you. Blessings on you, Ashley.

Yes... Ashley? Yeah, you can say that.

Blessings on you, Ashley. So, who's protecting me?

Hold on one second.

I love you beyond, I love you beyond, I love you beyond.

Beyond, beyond, beyond.

(EXHALES)

(LAUGHS)

I don't know what is going on.

Oh, I love you. I love you, sorry. And I'm sorry...

No, that's OK. I'm so (BLEEP) sorry.

It's all good. No, no, I mean it.

I do not mean to scare you. And they were already...

Yep. Hold on.

Things are good and then she started hearing voices

and they were talking about me.

(LAUGHS)

And they were saying things about me.

Know that I...

Yeah.

They're still talking to you? Oh, yes. Hold on.

Sorry. Yeah.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

They're still talking to you? Oh, yes.

Hold on. Sorry. Yeah.

Things are good and then she started hearing voices

and they were talking about me.

(LAUGHS)

I'm sorry. It's all good.

No, I take it seriously, babe. I take it seriously.

I need you to know that.

Yeah, I've never encountered voices at the dinner table.

Normally just potatoes and lamb and salad. Never voices.

Are you actually getting, like... Hold on a sec.

(LAUGHS)

I probably shouldn't be laughing about it

but to me it's so crazy that that's the only emotion that I have.

What, they're actually talking to you now?

They're always talking. Yes.

What, about me? In a good way. In a good way.

OK. And they're protecting me? Yes. Always.

And everyone...

I want to know, everyone, my guide, your guide spirit here

are telling me so much about you

but, like, without telling me, if that makes sense.

Mmm.

It's like they're not TELLING ME telling me.

Yeah, OK. Yeah.

People always, like, assume that it's, like, something that is...

(TENSE MUSIC)

Yeah, just know.

Just know that, like, I'll never do that again.

But they're good? Everyone's good.

Everyone's good. I'm just saying...

The people that talk to you are good? Oh, yeah.

Like, they're not trying to throw me under the bus?

They're not trying to... No!

They want to communicate and I'm also trying to say "Go away"

because this is not about what you want to say...

Yeah. It's about, like, me and you.

Do you know what I mean? So it's, like, I'm not a medium for you. Mmm.

When a message comes through for someone and it's from spirit,

I will always tell them.

I don't give a (BLEEP).

I do not give a (BLEEP) about what anyone thinks about me.

Can I just go to the bathroom now? Yeah. Absolutely.

Because I'm needing to do a little, like...

Yeah, go, go. ..weird thing. I'm so sorry. OK.

But, yeah, I felt like he was rattled.

I would never (BLEEP) again. No, it's fine.

It's actually fine.

No, but, like, that's what I'm saying.

It's, like, this is why I'm, like, a (BLEEP) weirdo.

You're all good. It's all good. No, I am. I'm a (BLEEP) weirdo.

No. It's annoying.

But I hope it wasn't horrible.

I did, yeah. (WOMAN LAUGHS)

It was... Honestly, that was splendid.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

(EXHALES)

(LAUGHS)

What the (BLEEP)!

We've heard some stuff

but that is... (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)

There's things you can't say.

And that is one of 'em.

If that was anyone saying that to Jade

I would have lost it. Absolutely lost it.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS)

That's not cool.

My mum would beat me if I ever said that to a woman.

Not funny, not appropriate.

Not now, not ever.

Not to no one.

VOICEOVER: Tomorrow...

A line will be...

I'm not talking to you, Lauren!

..crossed.

Jack has just showed his true colours.

This is real Jack.

MAN: Don't talk to her like that!

This... (GROANS)

..is the storm...

This is what you want.

I mean, like, is he (BLEEP)ing kidding me?

..you'd be crazy to miss.

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