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[Static hisses]
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♪♪
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-Hey, I'm Joe Bob Briggs,
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and we're back again
for the second half
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of our "Walking Dead"
tribute night.
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Darcy's not here.
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She went off
to do a makeup stunt.
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And actually our camera's
not working back there.
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I don't know what's going on
with that.
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So, can you check on that?
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But we'll have Greg Nicotero
back out here shortly
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to discuss the meaning of life.
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Because that's what
"Walking Dead" nerds
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wanna talk about --
the meaning of life.
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"It's not about zombies."
[Laughter]
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That's how
they always start out.
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"'The Walking Dead'
is not about zombies.
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It's about survival."
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Yeah. It's about surviving
the zombies.
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So, we're so shallow here,
though, we focus on the zombies.
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But yeah, it's really like
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an extended version
of "Indecent Proposal."
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Put enough pressure on somebody,
or, as an alternative,
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put enough threat of death
on somebody,
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and let's see what they do.
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I mean it's more complicated
than that,
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but I think everybody goes,
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"Well, you know, if it was me,
I wouldn't cave in to that.
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I would do the right thing."
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When maybe, in the face
of the zombie apocalypse,
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you might not do
the right thing.
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The prisons are full of people
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who did the right thing
for 30 years,
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and then they did
the selfish thing.
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So, there's a lot of suicides
in "The Walking Dead,"
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and that's people saying,
"You know what?
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If I have to live like this,
I don't wanna live."
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Which is kind of a brave,
clear-eyed decision, you know?
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And then there's
the whole question
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of are you gonna live
a long life or a good life?
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And they actually did
a study of this,
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and you know who lives longer
in normal times?
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Boring nerds like myself...
[Laughter]
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...and like most of the people
who watch "The Last Drive-In."
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You know all those guys
who have spent 16 jillion hours
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describing every scene of every
episode of "The Walking Dead"
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and putting it into a database
on their website?
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They're gonna live forever.
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They proved this scientifically.
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You know,
they had this big project
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that they started
in the early 1920s,
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almost exactly 100 years ago.
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And the inventor
of the I.Q. test
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selected 1,178 boys and girls
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and checked out how cheerful
and adventurous they were,
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and then interviewed them
regularly
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over the next 80 years.
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All of em are dead now,
so we have the results.
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But what they were looking for
is they wanted to know
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if there was any difference
in life-span
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between the smiley,
optimistic ones
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compared to the grouchy,
negative ones.
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And guess what?
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If you're grumpy
and you never go anywhere,
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and you never do anything,
you live a lot longer.
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Also, the ones
who are neat and orderly
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and anal about everything --
they live longer, too.
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You know who dies early?
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People who have fun.
[Laughter]
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Outgoing, boisterous,
friendly, active people --
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mountain climbers, skydivers,
greeters at Disneyland.
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Remember how your parents used
to say, "Be cheerful.
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Be nice to other people.
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Be helpful to people,
and they'll be helpful to you?"
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Remember your basic
parental advice
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about how you should always
go around smiling,
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no matter how bad you felt?
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Well, it kills ya.
[Laughter]
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It destroys ya.
Mom was wrong.
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But I'm not that surprised,
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'cause I've always been aware
of this
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ever since by friend
Chubb Fricke,
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who is the oldest living
East Texas bowling champion,
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gave me his advice for a long
life many years ago --
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"Don't give a flip."
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That's what Chubb said.
"That's the whole secret."
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If you don't give a flip
about anything --
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don't give a flip
about your job, your family,
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politics, sex, food --
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if you flat
just don't give a flip,
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then you'll live to be 104.
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It's those people that worry
about stuff all the time
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that kick off at 50.
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And people refuse
to believe this.
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People want to believe
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that Thurston Howell III
will die early
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and Gilligan will live forever.
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But it's the other way around.
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Rupert Murdoch
will hit 100 easy,
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in the great tradition
of American millionaires
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like J. Paul Getty
and the Rockefellers
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and Armand Hammer and everybody
who's ever clutched a few dimes
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in their rich, capitalist fists.
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You know, show me the meanest
S.O.B. on Wall Street,
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or the meanest lawyer in D.C.,
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and I'll show you the guy who's
gonna outlive everybody else.
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And you know why?
They don't give a flip.
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They're not losing any sleep
over global warming.
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You know,
it's people like Judy Garland
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and Robin Williams
who don't make it,
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you know, people --
they have this disease
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where they can't help worrying
about other people.
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So, this is one thing
they're pretty clear on
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in "The Walking Dead."
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The person who lives the longest
does not win.
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That's not the way
you keep score in this deal.
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And that makes sense,
'cause, you know,
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let's say you did live
to be 120.
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I'm sure people
would be impressed,
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but I don't think
they'd actually
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want to spend
much time with you, you know?
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All you'd do all day
is field interview requests
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from the third-string reporter
at the public radio station
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in forgotten Midwestern cities,
you know?
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I hate to tell these scientists
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hat they just wasted
80 years of research,
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but I'm afraid the information
they came up with
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was right there in plain sight
for everybody to see already.
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And speaking of situations where
anybody can die at any moment,
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it's time for episode 2
of "The Walking Dead,"
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the phenom series of 2010
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that is now in its 11th
and final season.
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And that's not even counting
the spin-off series.
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And this is a sort of
"Ship of Fools" story
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about people thrown together
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in a downtown Atlanta
department store
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where zombies are attempting
to fumble through
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the display windows
into the women's jewelry area,
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forcing a ragtag band
of survivors onto the roof
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and down into the sewers as they
hatch one bad idea after another
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in an effort to spring
themselves out of their fortress
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and head for the hills.
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Lots of important characters
were introduced in this episode,
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not least of which
was Michael Rooker as Merle,
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the first in a long line
of fascinating villains
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to march through the series.
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I made this point before, but
"The Walking Dead" is a western.
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You know, it's people banding
together in lawless places.
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And sometimes they try
to form towns,
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but often
they're just in a fortress
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or a castle of some sort,
trying to be safe
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and starting to live
some kind of meaningful life,
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and usually failing at that.
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You could also compare this
to sword-and-sorcery stories,
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especially the stories
of Robert E. Howard.
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But actually, the landscape
of "Conan the Barbarian"
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is a lot more civilized than the
landscape of "The Walking Dead."
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'Cause we're not just going back
to the Dark Ages.
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This is going back
to caveman times here.
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So, alright, let's look at those
"Drive-In Totals" on episode 2
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and get this party started.
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We have...
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"Drive-In" Academy Award
nominations for...
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Michael Rooker as Merle,
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for holding a popularity
election on a rooftop
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with everyone at gunpoint.
[Laughter]
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Steven Yeun as Glenn,
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for successfully impersonating
a zombie
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and driving a runaway sports car
like a maniac.
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Laurie Holden as Andrea,
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for putting a gun to the head of
the only guy who can save them.
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Jon Bernthal as Shane,
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for moving in on his best bud's
wife just a little too soon,
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thereby setting up all kinds
of twisted narratives
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in future seasons.
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Sarah Wayne Callies as Lori,
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for rocking that
"women know better" attitude.
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Andrew Lincoln as Rick,
for saying, "We need more guts."
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And Frank Darabont,
the director,
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for starting with
a zombie dinner
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and ending with a massive
motor-vehicle sequence.
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Four stars.
Joe Bob says check it out.
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♪♪
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Speaking of special effects
and makeup,
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I was at a graveside funeral
one time...
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where they had a closed casket,
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and the widow of the guy
in the casket
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threw herself down on the casket
and asked the funeral director
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if they would just open it up
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so she could have one last
glimpse of her departed.
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Well, I happened to be standing
next to the funeral director,
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and he says under his breath
to his assistant,
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"No way we can open
that thing up.
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His face is caved in."
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And I was thinking,
you don't really want to see
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amateur Greg Nicotero
dead-body work, you know, ever.
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I mean, these morticians,
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they're well-paid
and everything,
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but it's like the difference
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between being
a jet fighter pilot
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and flying the China route
for Delta.
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You know,
the jet fighter pilot knows
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he's only gonna be up there
for an hour,
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so he can just max
that baby out,
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and when he brings it back home,
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you know, the ground crew
will fuel it up and massage it
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and get it ready to go again
on a short-burst mission, right?
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Funeral homes
do short-burst makeup.
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Don't make 'em fly to China.
You know what I mean?
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[Laughter]
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♪♪
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[Insects chirping]
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[Pots rattling]
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-Any luck?
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-How do we tell
if they're poison?
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-Uh, there's only
one sure way I know of.
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-Ask Shane
when he gets back?
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-Yeah, you've got it.
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-Thank you.
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-Hey, Dale, I'm heading out.
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Sweetheart, I want you to stay
where Dale can see you, okay?
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-Yes, mom.
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-You too.
Don't wander too far.
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Stay within
shouting distance.
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And if you see anything, holler.
I'll come running.
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-Yes, mom.
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[Leaves rustle]
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[Bird wings flap]
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[Branch snaps]
[Gasps]
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[Wings flap]
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[Branches snapping,
wings flapping]
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[Gasps]
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-Shh, shh, shh, shh,
shh, shh, shh.
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-You scared
the hell out of me.
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-I bet. That's what you get
for keeping me waiting.
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I was trying to be quiet.
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Where you been?
-Amy the mushroom queen.
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I had to wait for her
to get back.
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-How much time do we have?
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-Enough.
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-[Moans]
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[Both moaning]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
247
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[Walkers growling]
248
00:14:16,476 --> 00:14:18,098
[Radio beeping, hissing]
249
00:14:18,098 --> 00:14:19,651
[Banging]
250
00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:20,998
-[On radio] Hey, are you alive
in there?
251
00:14:20,998 --> 00:14:23,724
[Thuds, grunts]
252
00:14:23,724 --> 00:14:26,520
-Hello? Hello?
-There you are.
253
00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:28,281
You had me wondering.
254
00:14:28,281 --> 00:14:31,491
-Where are you? Outside?
Can you see me right now?
255
00:14:31,491 --> 00:14:33,700
-Yeah, I can see you.
256
00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:36,496
You're surrounded by walkers.
That's the bad news.
257
00:14:36,496 --> 00:14:38,360
-There's good news?
258
00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:41,190
-No.
-Listen, whoever you are,
259
00:14:41,190 --> 00:14:43,848
I don't mind telling you
I'm a little concerned in here.
260
00:14:43,848 --> 00:14:47,472
-Oh, man. You should
see it from over here.
261
00:14:47,472 --> 00:14:49,992
You'd be having
a major freak-out.
262
00:14:49,992 --> 00:14:52,512
-Got any advice for me?
263
00:14:52,512 --> 00:14:57,827
-Yeah, I'd say
make a run for it.
264
00:14:57,827 --> 00:15:00,037
-That's it?
"Make a run for it"?
265
00:15:00,037 --> 00:15:01,866
-My way's
not as dumb as it sounds.
266
00:15:01,866 --> 00:15:03,903
You've got eyes
on the outside here.
267
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,939
There's one geek still up
on the tank, but the others
268
00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:07,699
have climbed down
and joined the feeding frenzy
269
00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:08,942
where the horse went down.
270
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:10,702
-You with me so far?
-So far.
271
00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:11,841
Okay, the street
on the other side
272
00:15:11,841 --> 00:15:13,809
of the tank is less crowded.
273
00:15:13,809 --> 00:15:15,845
If you move now while they're
distracted, you stand a chance.
274
00:15:15,845 --> 00:15:17,123
Got ammo?
275
00:15:17,123 --> 00:15:18,745
-In that duffel bag
I dropped out there.
276
00:15:18,745 --> 00:15:20,436
And guns.
Can I get to it?
277
00:15:20,436 --> 00:15:22,852
-Forget the bag, okay?
It's not an option.
278
00:15:22,852 --> 00:15:25,545
What do you have on you?
-Hang on.
279
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,929
[Gun clicks, clatters]
280
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:46,255
Yeah. Yeah.
281
00:15:46,255 --> 00:15:48,913
I've got a Beretta
with one clip,
282
00:15:48,913 --> 00:15:51,847
15 rounds.
-Make 'em count.
283
00:15:51,847 --> 00:15:52,917
Jump off the right side
of the tank,
284
00:15:52,917 --> 00:15:54,608
keep going in that direction.
285
00:15:54,608 --> 00:15:56,369
There's an alley up the street,
maybe 50 yards.
286
00:15:56,369 --> 00:15:59,096
Be there.
287
00:15:59,096 --> 00:16:01,374
-Hey, what's your name?
288
00:16:01,374 --> 00:16:04,170
-Have you been listening?
You're running out of time.
289
00:16:04,170 --> 00:16:06,517
-Right.
290
00:16:06,517 --> 00:16:08,795
[Breathing heavily]
291
00:16:12,316 --> 00:16:14,387
[Growling]
292
00:16:14,387 --> 00:16:16,078
[Groans]
293
00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:23,396
-Aah!
[Walkers moaning]
294
00:16:36,616 --> 00:16:38,342
-Whoa!
Not dead!
295
00:16:38,342 --> 00:16:39,895
Come on! Come on!
296
00:16:39,895 --> 00:16:42,656
Back here!
297
00:16:42,656 --> 00:16:44,865
Come on! Come on!
298
00:16:47,109 --> 00:16:50,112
[Gunshot]
299
00:16:50,112 --> 00:16:52,183
What are you doing?!
Come on!
300
00:16:56,981 --> 00:16:59,432
[Growling]
301
00:17:03,505 --> 00:17:05,368
Come on, get in.
302
00:17:05,368 --> 00:17:07,646
[Both panting]
303
00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:19,071
Nice moves there,
Clint Eastwood.
304
00:17:19,071 --> 00:17:22,317
You the new sheriff come riding
in to clean up the town?
305
00:17:22,317 --> 00:17:25,560
-It wasn't my intention.
-Yeah, whatever. Yee-haw.
306
00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:28,323
You're still a dumbass.
307
00:17:28,323 --> 00:17:30,946
-Rick. Thanks.
308
00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:35,847
-Glenn.
You're welcome.
309
00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:37,194
Oh, no.
310
00:17:37,194 --> 00:17:40,059
[Growling]
311
00:17:44,684 --> 00:17:46,582
The bright side --
312
00:17:46,582 --> 00:17:48,550
it'll be the fall
that kills us.
313
00:17:48,550 --> 00:17:51,208
I'm a glass-half-full
kind of guy.
314
00:17:57,490 --> 00:17:59,561
-Are you the one
barricaded the alley?
315
00:17:59,561 --> 00:18:02,426
-Somebody did. I guess
when the city got overrun.
316
00:18:02,426 --> 00:18:05,705
Whoever did it was thinking not
many geeks would get through.
317
00:18:05,705 --> 00:18:07,845
-Back at the tank, why'd you
stick your neck out for me?
318
00:18:07,845 --> 00:18:09,778
-Call it foolish,
naive hope
319
00:18:09,778 --> 00:18:12,056
that if I'm ever
that far up shit creek,
320
00:18:12,056 --> 00:18:13,644
somebody might do the same
for me.
321
00:18:13,644 --> 00:18:16,302
Guess I'm an even bigger
dumbass than you.
322
00:18:33,974 --> 00:18:37,323
I'm back. Got a guest
plus four geeks in the alley.
323
00:18:39,359 --> 00:18:41,844
[Walkers growling]
324
00:18:52,234 --> 00:18:53,822
Let's go!
325
00:18:56,065 --> 00:18:58,240
Morales, let's go!
326
00:19:00,863 --> 00:19:03,176
-You son of a bitch.
We ought to kill you.
327
00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:05,074
-Just chill out, Andrea.
Back off.
328
00:19:05,074 --> 00:19:06,593
-Come on, ease up.
329
00:19:06,593 --> 00:19:08,077
-Ease up?
You're kidding me, right?
330
00:19:08,077 --> 00:19:09,700
We're dead
because of this stupid asshole.
331
00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:12,220
Andrea,
I said back the hell off.
332
00:19:19,537 --> 00:19:21,436
Or pull the trigger.
333
00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:27,683
-We're dead.
All of us.
334
00:19:27,683 --> 00:19:29,651
Because of you.
335
00:19:31,377 --> 00:19:33,965
-I don't understand.
336
00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:37,037
-Look, we came into the city
to scavenge supplies.
337
00:19:37,037 --> 00:19:39,316
You know what the key
to scavenging is? Surviving!
338
00:19:39,316 --> 00:19:42,250
You know the key to surviving?
Sneaking in and out, tiptoeing.
339
00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:44,424
Not shooting up the streets
like it's the O.K. Corral.
340
00:19:44,424 --> 00:19:47,047
-Every geek for miles around
heard you popping off rounds.
341
00:19:47,047 --> 00:19:49,291
-You just rang
the dinner bell.
342
00:19:49,291 --> 00:19:51,293
-Get the picture now?
343
00:19:51,293 --> 00:19:53,537
[Growling]
344
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,681
-Oh, God.
345
00:20:05,514 --> 00:20:07,896
What the hell were you doing
out there anyway?
346
00:20:07,896 --> 00:20:09,380
-Trying to flag
the helicopter.
347
00:20:09,380 --> 00:20:11,106
-Helicopter?
Man, that's crap.
348
00:20:11,106 --> 00:20:12,383
Ain't no damn helicopter.
349
00:20:12,383 --> 00:20:13,660
-You were chasing
a hallucination,
350
00:20:13,660 --> 00:20:14,765
imagining things.
It happens.
351
00:20:14,765 --> 00:20:17,423
-I saw it.
352
00:20:17,423 --> 00:20:20,046
-Hey, T-Dog, try that C.B.
Can you contact the others?
353
00:20:20,046 --> 00:20:22,290
-Others?
The refugee center?
354
00:20:22,290 --> 00:20:23,808
-Yeah, the refugee center.
355
00:20:23,808 --> 00:20:25,603
They've got biscuits waiting
at the oven for us.
356
00:20:25,603 --> 00:20:28,468
-Got no signal.
Maybe the roof.
357
00:20:28,468 --> 00:20:31,989
[Gunshot]
-Oh, no. Is that Dixon?
358
00:20:31,989 --> 00:20:35,303
-What is that maniac doing?
-Come on, let's go.
359
00:20:39,824 --> 00:20:43,276
[Gunshots]
360
00:20:51,491 --> 00:20:55,702
-Hey, Dixon, are you crazy?!
-[Laughing]
361
00:20:55,702 --> 00:20:57,911
[Gunshot]
-Oh, geez.
362
00:20:57,911 --> 00:21:01,846
-Hey! You ought to be
more polite to a man with a gun!
363
00:21:01,846 --> 00:21:04,366
Huh? Ah!
364
00:21:04,366 --> 00:21:06,230
Only common sense.
365
00:21:06,230 --> 00:21:08,612
-Man, you wasting bullets
we ain't even got, man!
366
00:21:08,612 --> 00:21:10,234
And you're bringing more of them
down on our ass!
367
00:21:10,234 --> 00:21:11,718
Man, just chill.
368
00:21:11,718 --> 00:21:13,030
-Hey, bad enough
I've got this taco-bender
369
00:21:13,030 --> 00:21:14,445
on my ass all day.
370
00:21:14,445 --> 00:21:16,033
Now I'm gonna
take orders from you?
371
00:21:16,033 --> 00:21:19,243
I don't think so, bro.
That'll be the day.
372
00:21:19,243 --> 00:21:21,038
-"That'll be the day"?
373
00:21:21,038 --> 00:21:22,522
You got something
you want to tell me?
374
00:21:22,522 --> 00:21:23,661
-Hey, T-Dog, man,
just leave it.
375
00:21:23,661 --> 00:21:25,076
-No.
-Alright? It ain't worth it.
376
00:21:25,076 --> 00:21:28,839
Now, Merle, just relax, okay?
377
00:21:28,839 --> 00:21:30,427
We got enough trouble.
378
00:21:30,427 --> 00:21:32,705
-You want to know the day?
-Yeah.
379
00:21:32,705 --> 00:21:35,535
I tell you the day,
Mr. "Yo!"
380
00:21:35,535 --> 00:21:37,365
It's the day I take orders
from a nigger.
381
00:21:37,365 --> 00:21:38,676
-Mother...
[Both grunting]
382
00:21:38,676 --> 00:21:39,988
-Hey, come on, Merle,
that's enough.
383
00:21:39,988 --> 00:21:43,957
-Come on, come on.
-[Grunting]
384
00:21:43,957 --> 00:21:45,959
[Indistinct shouting]
385
00:21:45,959 --> 00:21:48,030
-Stop! Come on!
Get off him!
386
00:21:48,030 --> 00:21:49,825
Dixon!
387
00:21:52,276 --> 00:21:55,728
-Get him off!
Bro, cut it out!
388
00:21:55,728 --> 00:21:57,764
-[Grunting]
389
00:22:00,802 --> 00:22:02,355
[Gun cocks]
390
00:22:02,355 --> 00:22:03,701
[Grunts]
391
00:22:03,701 --> 00:22:07,671
-No, no, no, please.
Please.
392
00:22:07,671 --> 00:22:09,638
[Thunder rumbling]
393
00:22:09,638 --> 00:22:13,193
-[Whimpering]
394
00:22:22,824 --> 00:22:24,688
-[Yells]
-[Grunts]
395
00:22:24,688 --> 00:22:27,656
-Yeah! Alright!
396
00:22:27,656 --> 00:22:31,039
We're gonna have ourselves
a little pow-wow, huh?
397
00:22:31,039 --> 00:22:34,663
Talk about who's in charge.
398
00:22:34,663 --> 00:22:37,597
I vote me.
Anybody else?
399
00:22:37,597 --> 00:22:40,566
Huh?
Democracy time, y'all.
400
00:22:40,566 --> 00:22:43,051
Show of hands, huh?
401
00:22:43,051 --> 00:22:45,985
All in favor? Huh?
402
00:22:45,985 --> 00:22:48,505
Come on.
Let's see 'em.
403
00:22:48,505 --> 00:22:49,713
-Oh, come on.
404
00:22:49,713 --> 00:22:51,577
-All in favor?
405
00:22:51,577 --> 00:22:55,028
Uh-huh. That's good.
406
00:22:55,028 --> 00:22:58,238
Yeah. That means
I'm the boss, right?
407
00:22:58,238 --> 00:23:01,690
Yeah. Anybody else?
408
00:23:01,690 --> 00:23:07,144
-Hmm? Anybody?
-Yeah.
409
00:23:07,144 --> 00:23:09,595
[Grunting]
410
00:23:15,186 --> 00:23:19,812
-Who the hell are you, man?!
-Officer Friendly.
411
00:23:19,812 --> 00:23:23,125
Look here, Merle.
Things are different now.
412
00:23:23,125 --> 00:23:26,301
There are no niggers anymore.
413
00:23:26,301 --> 00:23:29,753
No dumb-as-shit,
inbred white trash fools either.
414
00:23:29,753 --> 00:23:32,341
Only dark meat
and white meat.
415
00:23:32,341 --> 00:23:34,205
There's us and the dead.
416
00:23:34,205 --> 00:23:36,173
We survive this
by pulling together,
417
00:23:36,173 --> 00:23:37,277
not apart.
418
00:23:37,277 --> 00:23:40,246
-Screw you, man.
419
00:23:40,246 --> 00:23:42,766
-I can see you make a habit
of missing the point.
420
00:23:42,766 --> 00:23:45,285
-Yeah?
Well, screw you twice.
421
00:23:45,285 --> 00:23:47,564
-Ought to be polite to a man
with a gun.
422
00:23:47,564 --> 00:23:49,497
Only common sense.
423
00:23:51,775 --> 00:23:56,158
-You wouldn't.
You're a cop.
424
00:23:56,158 --> 00:23:57,712
-All I am anymore
425
00:23:57,712 --> 00:24:00,266
is a man looking
for his wife and son.
426
00:24:00,266 --> 00:24:05,271
Anybody that gets in the way
of that's gonna lose.
427
00:24:05,271 --> 00:24:08,654
I'll give you a moment
to think about that.
428
00:24:18,284 --> 00:24:20,459
Got some
on your nose there.
429
00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:22,737
-What are you gonna do?
430
00:24:22,737 --> 00:24:24,428
Arrest me? [Laughs]
431
00:24:24,428 --> 00:24:27,396
Hey! What are you doing?
Man, that's my stuff!
432
00:24:27,396 --> 00:24:29,606
Hey! [Grunts]
433
00:24:29,606 --> 00:24:31,746
If I get loose,
you'd better pray...
434
00:24:31,746 --> 00:24:34,576
Yeah, you hear me, you pig?!
435
00:24:34,576 --> 00:24:36,578
You hear me?!
-Yeah, your voice carries.
436
00:24:36,578 --> 00:24:39,029
-Do you hear me,
you filthy pig?!
437
00:24:41,859 --> 00:24:44,586
-You're not Atlanta P.D.
438
00:24:44,586 --> 00:24:46,623
Where you from?
439
00:24:46,623 --> 00:24:48,866
-Up the road a ways.
-[Chuckles]
440
00:24:48,866 --> 00:24:53,008
Well, Officer Friendly
from up the road a ways...
441
00:24:53,008 --> 00:24:55,321
welcome to the big city.
442
00:24:55,321 --> 00:24:57,392
[Thunder rumbling]
443
00:24:57,392 --> 00:24:59,877
[Walkers growling]
444
00:25:07,885 --> 00:25:09,784
-Have you ever thought about
how many times
445
00:25:09,784 --> 00:25:11,855
somebody gets a gun
stuck in their face
446
00:25:11,855 --> 00:25:12,994
in "The Walking Dead"?
447
00:25:12,994 --> 00:25:15,410
I think it's happened to Rick
twice now,
448
00:25:15,410 --> 00:25:19,310
and he decides to make his own
point to Merle Dixon by...
449
00:25:19,310 --> 00:25:21,105
sticking his gun
in Merle's face.
450
00:25:21,105 --> 00:25:22,762
So now we find out
451
00:25:22,762 --> 00:25:27,077
that Rick has screwed up
this scavenger mission
452
00:25:27,077 --> 00:25:29,942
by all these guys
trying to get supplies.
453
00:25:29,942 --> 00:25:32,220
But my question would be,
454
00:25:32,220 --> 00:25:34,843
they're in a department store,
right?
455
00:25:34,843 --> 00:25:37,294
What department store
was still left
456
00:25:37,294 --> 00:25:40,366
in downtown Atlanta in 2010?
457
00:25:40,366 --> 00:25:42,333
I mean, that's gotta be
a Family Dollar
458
00:25:42,333 --> 00:25:44,543
or something like that, right?
[Laughter]
459
00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:45,992
And actually,
judging by the merchandise
460
00:25:45,992 --> 00:25:47,615
you see there on the racks --
461
00:25:47,615 --> 00:25:50,687
looks like a few mom sweaters
and some peasant dresses --
462
00:25:50,687 --> 00:25:52,999
it may not even be a Dollar Tree
or a Dollar General.
463
00:25:52,999 --> 00:25:56,313
It might be one of those stores
called "99 Cents Only."
464
00:25:56,313 --> 00:25:58,177
You know, I mean, that's
the actual name of the store,
465
00:25:58,177 --> 00:25:59,661
99 Cents Only.
466
00:25:59,661 --> 00:26:02,630
And if you were gonna scavenge
for supplies in there,
467
00:26:02,630 --> 00:26:05,356
it's not like you're gonna find
any crates full of power tools.
468
00:26:05,356 --> 00:26:06,979
You know, they always have --
469
00:26:06,979 --> 00:26:09,084
They got plenty
of hair accessories,
470
00:26:09,084 --> 00:26:11,328
you know, decorative bowls.
471
00:26:11,328 --> 00:26:14,262
Amazing prices
on dinnerware sets
472
00:26:14,262 --> 00:26:17,748
and plastic food containers
and picture frames,
473
00:26:17,748 --> 00:26:19,578
socks, plastic buckets.
474
00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:21,890
You know what
you're gonna leave with?
475
00:26:21,890 --> 00:26:23,098
Beanie Weenies.
476
00:26:23,098 --> 00:26:24,755
You're gonna find a lot
of Beanie Weenies there.
477
00:26:24,755 --> 00:26:26,619
And, you know,
it's the zombie apocalypse.
478
00:26:26,619 --> 00:26:28,310
You can probably make use
of Beanie Weenies.
479
00:26:28,310 --> 00:26:30,071
And maybe some beef jerky.
480
00:26:30,071 --> 00:26:32,901
But really,
why did these geniuses
481
00:26:32,901 --> 00:26:34,972
go to downtown Atlanta
in the first place
482
00:26:34,972 --> 00:26:37,630
when they could have hit
the Nordstrom in Buckhead?
483
00:26:37,630 --> 00:26:40,599
You know, you gotta question
what the hell Glenn is thinking.
484
00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:43,118
At least go to the Dillard's
in Midtown.
485
00:26:43,118 --> 00:26:45,811
Okay, so this is the first time
we had sex
486
00:26:45,811 --> 00:26:47,019
in "The Walking Dead,"
487
00:26:47,019 --> 00:26:49,469
and it was pretty hot
for cable TV.
488
00:26:49,469 --> 00:26:51,610
See, that's one way you know
people are not zombies.
489
00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:52,887
Zombies don't have sex.
490
00:26:52,887 --> 00:26:54,336
Although, as I mentioned before,
491
00:26:54,336 --> 00:26:57,374
the very first time the word
"zombie" was ever written down
492
00:26:57,374 --> 00:26:59,928
was in a French sex farce --
493
00:26:59,928 --> 00:27:05,554
an obscene play called
"Le Zombi du Grand-Pérou"
494
00:27:05,554 --> 00:27:08,799
by Pierre-Corneille
de Blessebois.
495
00:27:08,799 --> 00:27:09,973
[Laughter]
496
00:27:09,973 --> 00:27:12,182
I think I got through all that,
or almost.
497
00:27:12,182 --> 00:27:15,392
And it's all about this fancy
lady, the wife of a marquis,
498
00:27:15,392 --> 00:27:18,326
who has sex with a sorcerer
or witch-doctor type
499
00:27:18,326 --> 00:27:21,294
so that he'll turn her into
an invisible spirit
500
00:27:21,294 --> 00:27:23,503
so she can get revenge
on her husband,
501
00:27:23,503 --> 00:27:24,504
or something like that.
502
00:27:24,504 --> 00:27:26,748
Anyway, she was the last zombie
503
00:27:26,748 --> 00:27:29,268
who ever wanted to have sex,
apparently.
504
00:27:29,268 --> 00:27:33,479
But they put the sex scene
at the beginning of the episode
505
00:27:33,479 --> 00:27:35,446
because it has all kinds of
implications
506
00:27:35,446 --> 00:27:36,965
for the future of the series,
507
00:27:36,965 --> 00:27:40,659
especially since Shane and Rick
are supposed to be best buds.
508
00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:44,214
And, you know,
even if they think Rick is dead,
509
00:27:44,214 --> 00:27:46,630
it can't be that long
since he died, right?
510
00:27:46,630 --> 00:27:50,254
She still has the wedding ring
on a necklace.
511
00:27:50,254 --> 00:27:53,844
The actor who plays Shane,
Jon Bernthal --
512
00:27:53,844 --> 00:27:56,675
he actually got booed
at Comic Con one year.
513
00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:58,746
[Laughs]
And he should be proud of that.
514
00:27:58,746 --> 00:28:01,300
It indicated he did a great job
with that role.
515
00:28:01,300 --> 00:28:04,027
Okay, one interesting factoid,
and then we'll move on.
516
00:28:04,027 --> 00:28:07,168
Glen Mazzara, who was
a showrunner on "Walking Dead,"
517
00:28:07,168 --> 00:28:08,894
gave an interview
early in the series
518
00:28:08,894 --> 00:28:11,793
where he said that every writer
in the writer's room
519
00:28:11,793 --> 00:28:13,174
was required to read
520
00:28:13,174 --> 00:28:15,866
Viktor Frankl's
"Man's Search for Meaning,"
521
00:28:15,866 --> 00:28:18,524
which was a true-life account
of the Holocaust.
522
00:28:18,524 --> 00:28:21,078
They wanted to find stuff that
people did during the Holocaust
523
00:28:21,078 --> 00:28:22,597
and put it in the show,
524
00:28:22,597 --> 00:28:24,495
both the Nazis part
of the Holocaust
525
00:28:24,495 --> 00:28:25,980
and the inmates part
of the Holocaust,
526
00:28:25,980 --> 00:28:27,567
Which is another reason why
527
00:28:27,567 --> 00:28:31,779
the show is too brutal
for some tastes.
528
00:28:31,779 --> 00:28:34,298
Okay. So, they're trapped
in the department store,
529
00:28:34,298 --> 00:28:36,853
the Family Dollar
in downtown Atlanta,
530
00:28:36,853 --> 00:28:39,338
and they got to go to the roof
or go to the basement.
531
00:28:39,338 --> 00:28:42,099
So let's see what works.
532
00:28:42,099 --> 00:28:43,480
Back to the movie.
533
00:28:46,552 --> 00:28:49,141
You know
where they should have gone?
534
00:28:49,141 --> 00:28:53,455
They have this creepy place.
535
00:28:53,455 --> 00:28:54,836
Back when I worked at TNT,
536
00:28:54,836 --> 00:28:57,287
I would have to go
to Ted Turner World Headquarters
537
00:28:57,287 --> 00:28:59,185
which is in downtown Atlanta,
538
00:28:59,185 --> 00:29:02,637
and they had this place
called Underground Atlanta.
539
00:29:02,637 --> 00:29:04,708
And it was supposed to be
this wonderland
540
00:29:04,708 --> 00:29:07,780
of shops and restaurants
and tourist attractions
541
00:29:07,780 --> 00:29:10,093
underneath the streets
of downtown Atlanta.
542
00:29:10,093 --> 00:29:11,577
And so you would go down there,
543
00:29:11,577 --> 00:29:14,373
and there would be three
junkies, and a cigar-store
Indian
544
00:29:14,373 --> 00:29:17,341
and you'd go, "Uh,
where's Underground Atlanta?"
545
00:29:17,341 --> 00:29:18,687
And somebody would say,
"Well, this is it.
546
00:29:18,687 --> 00:29:20,448
You know, they're fixing it up,
547
00:29:20,448 --> 00:29:22,174
so you just come back
in a few months."
548
00:29:22,174 --> 00:29:24,901
And so two or three years later,
you go down there,
549
00:29:24,901 --> 00:29:27,110
and there's
a roving gang of thugs,
550
00:29:27,110 --> 00:29:28,421
and they'd be beating up
a drug runner or something,
551
00:29:28,421 --> 00:29:29,802
and you'd say,
552
00:29:29,802 --> 00:29:31,562
"Well, I guess they closed down
Underground Atlanta.
553
00:29:31,562 --> 00:29:32,978
I'm gonna leave now."
554
00:29:32,978 --> 00:29:35,187
And they would say, "No, no.
You're in the right place.
555
00:29:35,187 --> 00:29:36,982
It's just closed for renovations
right now.
556
00:29:36,982 --> 00:29:38,984
They're fixing it up."
[Laughter]
557
00:29:38,984 --> 00:29:42,228
I don't know, I went there,
like, five years after that.
558
00:29:42,228 --> 00:29:44,299
You know, I would say,
"Okay, you know what?
559
00:29:44,299 --> 00:29:47,406
Now it's time to party
in Underground Atlanta."
560
00:29:47,406 --> 00:29:50,305
And so I would go down there,
and men with brass knuckles
561
00:29:50,305 --> 00:29:52,825
would be roasting hookers
on a spit or something.
562
00:29:52,825 --> 00:29:54,723
And, I mean, you would hope
563
00:29:54,723 --> 00:29:56,656
you had a few dollar bills
in your pocket
564
00:29:56,656 --> 00:29:58,175
just to be able to get rid of
enough
565
00:29:58,175 --> 00:30:01,351
of the aggressive panhandlers
to make it back to street level
566
00:30:01,351 --> 00:30:02,766
if you went down there.
567
00:30:02,766 --> 00:30:05,596
I read an online review
of Underground Atlanta one time
568
00:30:05,596 --> 00:30:08,945
that started out,
"If you value your life..."
569
00:30:08,945 --> 00:30:13,535
So I say lure all the zombies
down into Underground Atlanta
570
00:30:13,535 --> 00:30:15,814
and just let the aroma
take care of em.
571
00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:17,505
[Laughter]
572
00:30:17,505 --> 00:30:21,543
♪♪
573
00:30:23,062 --> 00:30:26,307
[Thunder rumbles]
574
00:30:26,307 --> 00:30:28,965
-My God, it's like Times Square
down there.
575
00:30:28,965 --> 00:30:31,830
-How's that signal?
-Like Dixon's brain --
576
00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:35,281
weak.
577
00:30:35,281 --> 00:30:36,593
-[Sighs] Keep trying.
578
00:30:36,593 --> 00:30:37,732
-Why?
There's nothing they can do.
579
00:30:37,732 --> 00:30:39,389
Not a damn thing.
580
00:30:39,389 --> 00:30:41,874
-Got some people
outside the city is all.
581
00:30:41,874 --> 00:30:44,221
There's no refugee center.
That's a pipe dream.
582
00:30:44,221 --> 00:30:46,258
-I think she's right.
We're on our own.
583
00:30:46,258 --> 00:30:47,569
Up to us to find a way out.
584
00:30:47,569 --> 00:30:49,295
-Good luck with that.
585
00:30:49,295 --> 00:30:52,022
These streets ain't safe in this
part of town from what I hear.
586
00:30:52,022 --> 00:30:54,749
Ain't that right,
sugar tits.
587
00:30:54,749 --> 00:30:57,027
Hey, honeybunch,
588
00:30:57,027 --> 00:30:58,891
what say you get me
out of these cuffs,
589
00:30:58,891 --> 00:31:03,689
we go off somewhere
and bump some uglies?
590
00:31:03,689 --> 00:31:05,311
Gonna die anyway.
591
00:31:05,311 --> 00:31:08,004
-I'd rather.
592
00:31:08,004 --> 00:31:11,110
-Carpet muncher.
Figured as much.
593
00:31:11,110 --> 00:31:14,907
-"The streets ain't safe --"
now, there's an understatement.
594
00:31:14,907 --> 00:31:17,668
-What about under the streets,
the sewers?
595
00:31:17,668 --> 00:31:19,843
-Oh, man.
596
00:31:19,843 --> 00:31:21,914
Hey, Glenn,
check the alley.
597
00:31:21,914 --> 00:31:23,916
You see any manhole covers?
598
00:31:26,574 --> 00:31:29,991
[Growling]
599
00:31:32,338 --> 00:31:35,583
-No. Must be all out on the
street where the geeks are.
600
00:31:35,583 --> 00:31:38,862
-Maybe not. Old building
like this built in the '20s.
601
00:31:38,862 --> 00:31:41,451
Big structures often had
drainage tunnels into the sewers
602
00:31:41,451 --> 00:31:43,936
in case of flooding
down in the sub-basements.
603
00:31:43,936 --> 00:31:46,663
-How do you know that?
-It's my job -- was.
604
00:31:46,663 --> 00:31:49,908
I worked
in the city zoning office.
605
00:32:00,608 --> 00:32:02,955
-This is it?
Are you sure?
606
00:32:02,955 --> 00:32:05,854
-I really scoped this place out
the other times I was here.
607
00:32:05,854 --> 00:32:08,996
It's the only thing in the
building that goes down.
608
00:32:08,996 --> 00:32:11,515
But I've never gone down it.
609
00:32:11,515 --> 00:32:14,070
Who'd want to, right?
610
00:32:17,659 --> 00:32:20,386
Oh. Great.
611
00:32:21,974 --> 00:32:24,425
-We'll be right behind you.
-No, you won't. Not you.
612
00:32:24,425 --> 00:32:26,703
-Why not me?
Think I can't?
613
00:32:26,703 --> 00:32:28,808
-I wasn't...
614
00:32:28,808 --> 00:32:32,226
-Speak your mind.
615
00:32:32,226 --> 00:32:36,506
-Look, until now,
I always came here by myself.
616
00:32:36,506 --> 00:32:39,267
In and out, grab a few things,
no problem.
617
00:32:39,267 --> 00:32:41,925
The first time I bring a group,
everything goes to hell.
618
00:32:41,925 --> 00:32:43,651
No offense.
619
00:32:45,791 --> 00:32:49,484
If you want me to go down
this gnarly hole, fine.
620
00:32:49,484 --> 00:32:51,728
But only if we do it my way.
621
00:32:51,728 --> 00:32:53,385
It's tight down there.
622
00:32:53,385 --> 00:32:55,145
If I run into something
and have to get out quick,
623
00:32:55,145 --> 00:32:58,183
I don't want you all jammed up
behind me getting me killed.
624
00:32:58,183 --> 00:33:01,669
I'll take one person.
Not you either.
625
00:33:01,669 --> 00:33:04,120
You've got Merle's gun,
and I've seen you shoot.
626
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:06,018
I'd feel better if you
were out in that store
627
00:33:06,018 --> 00:33:08,227
watching those doors,
covering our ass.
628
00:33:08,227 --> 00:33:10,540
You've got the only other gun,
so you should go with him.
629
00:33:10,540 --> 00:33:13,681
You be my wingman.
Jacqui stays here.
630
00:33:13,681 --> 00:33:15,683
Something happens,
yell down to us,
631
00:33:15,683 --> 00:33:16,856
get us back up here in a hurry.
632
00:33:16,856 --> 00:33:18,962
-Okay.
-Okay.
633
00:33:18,962 --> 00:33:21,206
Everybody knows their jobs.
634
00:33:30,905 --> 00:33:33,149
[Water splashing]
635
00:33:47,163 --> 00:33:49,372
[Rats squeaking]
636
00:34:00,866 --> 00:34:03,386
[Rat squeals]
-Dah!
637
00:34:12,567 --> 00:34:14,603
[Walkers banging, growling]
638
00:34:27,650 --> 00:34:30,929
-Sorry for the gun
in your face.
639
00:34:30,929 --> 00:34:33,174
-People do things
when they're afraid.
640
00:34:33,174 --> 00:34:35,487
-Not that it was
entirely unjustified.
641
00:34:35,487 --> 00:34:38,386
You did get us into this.
642
00:34:38,386 --> 00:34:40,594
-If I get us out,
would that make up for it?
643
00:34:40,594 --> 00:34:44,150
-No, but it'd be a start.
644
00:34:56,163 --> 00:34:58,855
-Next time, though,
take the safety off.
645
00:34:58,855 --> 00:35:00,098
Won't shoot otherwise.
646
00:35:02,410 --> 00:35:04,550
-Oh.
-Is that your gun?
647
00:35:04,550 --> 00:35:06,552
-It was a gift. Why?
648
00:35:09,728 --> 00:35:10,798
[Gun clicks]
649
00:35:10,798 --> 00:35:13,387
-Little, red dot
means it's ready to fire.
650
00:35:13,387 --> 00:35:18,599
You may have occasion
to use it.
651
00:35:18,599 --> 00:35:20,601
-Good to know.
652
00:35:23,845 --> 00:35:25,985
-Anybody out there?
653
00:35:28,850 --> 00:35:31,474
-Hello?
Anybody read?
654
00:35:31,474 --> 00:35:33,096
I'm hoping to hear
somebody's voice,
655
00:35:33,096 --> 00:35:35,029
'cause I'm getting sick
and tired of hearing mine.
656
00:35:35,029 --> 00:35:37,411
-Yeah, well,
that makes two of us.
657
00:35:37,411 --> 00:35:39,482
Why don't you knock
that crap off?
658
00:35:39,482 --> 00:35:41,104
You're giving me a headache,
boy.
659
00:35:41,104 --> 00:35:42,312
[Spits]
660
00:35:42,312 --> 00:35:43,865
-Why don't you pull
your head out your ass?
661
00:35:43,865 --> 00:35:45,660
-Maybe your headache
will go away.
662
00:35:45,660 --> 00:35:47,731
-[Chuckles]
663
00:35:47,731 --> 00:35:49,630
-Try some positivity
for a change. Damn.
664
00:35:49,630 --> 00:35:51,459
-I'll tell you what.
665
00:35:51,459 --> 00:35:52,943
You get me out of these cuffs,
666
00:35:52,943 --> 00:35:56,982
and I'll be all "Sammy Sunshine"
positive for you.
667
00:35:56,982 --> 00:36:01,400
Hey, see that hacksaw
over there in that tool bag?
668
00:36:02,953 --> 00:36:05,439
Get it for me, hmm?
669
00:36:05,439 --> 00:36:06,923
Make it worth your while.
670
00:36:06,923 --> 00:36:08,649
What do you say, man?
Come on.
671
00:36:08,649 --> 00:36:10,754
Get me out of these things.
672
00:36:10,754 --> 00:36:14,517
-So you can beat my ass again,
673
00:36:14,517 --> 00:36:16,726
or call me "nigger" some more?
674
00:36:16,726 --> 00:36:18,555
-Come on, now.
It wasn't personal.
675
00:36:18,555 --> 00:36:21,558
It's just that your kind
and my kind ain't meant to mix.
676
00:36:21,558 --> 00:36:23,767
That's all.
677
00:36:23,767 --> 00:36:27,323
It don't mean we can't...
work together, parley,
678
00:36:27,323 --> 00:36:30,326
as long as there's some kind
of mutual gain involved.
679
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:36,401
So, about that hacksaw...
680
00:36:36,401 --> 00:36:38,472
-I guess you want me to get
that rifle over there, too,
681
00:36:38,472 --> 00:36:41,613
so you can shoot that cop
when he comes back up, huh?
682
00:36:44,512 --> 00:36:46,100
-[Chuckles]
683
00:36:46,100 --> 00:36:49,103
[Door clangs]
684
00:36:49,103 --> 00:36:51,312
[Rats squeaking]
685
00:36:56,352 --> 00:36:59,700
-Yeah, we've got ourselves
a sewer tunnel.
686
00:36:59,700 --> 00:37:02,599
Jacqui was right.
687
00:37:02,599 --> 00:37:04,360
-Can we cut through it?
688
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:07,984
-If we had a blowtorch
and half a day, sure.
689
00:37:07,984 --> 00:37:10,780
Dale's hacksaw
sure as hell won't do it.
690
00:37:10,780 --> 00:37:12,264
[Rats squeaking]
691
00:37:12,264 --> 00:37:14,611
[Crunching]
692
00:37:14,611 --> 00:37:16,613
[Growling]
693
00:37:20,928 --> 00:37:24,380
[Walkers banging, growling]
694
00:37:24,380 --> 00:37:25,898
-Oh.
695
00:37:31,490 --> 00:37:33,216
-See something you like?
696
00:37:33,216 --> 00:37:38,152
-Not me, but I know someone
who would.
697
00:37:38,152 --> 00:37:40,913
My sister.
698
00:37:40,913 --> 00:37:43,399
She's still such a kid
in some ways.
699
00:37:43,399 --> 00:37:45,332
Unicorns, dragons.
700
00:37:45,332 --> 00:37:47,161
She's into all that stuff.
701
00:37:47,161 --> 00:37:49,508
But mermaids, they rule.
702
00:37:49,508 --> 00:37:52,270
She loves mermaids.
703
00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:55,065
-Why not take it?
704
00:37:55,065 --> 00:37:57,205
-There's a cop staring at me.
705
00:37:57,205 --> 00:37:58,517
-[Chuckles]
706
00:38:01,900 --> 00:38:06,111
-Would it be considered looting?
707
00:38:06,111 --> 00:38:09,425
-I don't think those rules
apply anymore. Do you?
708
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:18,951
[Glass shatters]
709
00:38:27,443 --> 00:38:28,651
-What did you find
down there?
710
00:38:28,651 --> 00:38:31,101
-Not a way out.
711
00:38:31,101 --> 00:38:33,897
-We need to find a way...
soon.
712
00:38:38,177 --> 00:38:39,800
-Well, obviously they're not
713
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:42,078
in the Underground Atlanta part
of downtown,
714
00:38:42,078 --> 00:38:43,251
because they go down
into the sewers
715
00:38:43,251 --> 00:38:44,425
and there's nothing there
716
00:38:44,425 --> 00:38:46,462
except a handful of zombies
eating rats.
717
00:38:46,462 --> 00:38:48,774
So, that whole sequence --
that actually
718
00:38:48,774 --> 00:38:50,707
is the weakest part
of the episode, in my opinion.
719
00:38:50,707 --> 00:38:52,157
I think the only purpose of that
720
00:38:52,157 --> 00:38:55,816
was to show how brave
and resourceful Glenn is.
721
00:38:55,816 --> 00:38:59,509
But the glass storefront
of the Family Dollar
722
00:38:59,509 --> 00:39:01,753
looks really, really flimsy
to me,
723
00:39:01,753 --> 00:39:03,858
so I'm surprised the zombies
didn't break through
724
00:39:03,858 --> 00:39:05,204
while Rick and Andrea
725
00:39:05,204 --> 00:39:06,861
were shopping for gift jewelry
down there.
726
00:39:06,861 --> 00:39:10,865
But anyway, this next sequence
is a gross-out sequence.
727
00:39:10,865 --> 00:39:12,522
Um...
728
00:39:12,522 --> 00:39:14,869
Didn't they have
at least one gross-out sequence
729
00:39:14,869 --> 00:39:16,284
in every episode?
730
00:39:16,284 --> 00:39:18,873
And so, of course,
I need to consult my experts,
731
00:39:18,873 --> 00:39:22,808
Greg Nicotero
and Carey Jones.
732
00:39:22,808 --> 00:39:24,948
And where's Darcy, by the way?
733
00:39:24,948 --> 00:39:28,331
-Oh, she wanted to take a break.
-Okay.
734
00:39:28,331 --> 00:39:29,850
I guess it gets kind of boring
735
00:39:29,850 --> 00:39:31,576
sitting in the makeup chair
that long.
736
00:39:31,576 --> 00:39:33,025
But I'm gonna ask
both of you guys --
737
00:39:33,025 --> 00:39:34,993
I'm gonna do a little bit
of a --
738
00:39:34,993 --> 00:39:36,822
a tiny spoiler here.
739
00:39:36,822 --> 00:39:39,791
In the next part
of this episode,
740
00:39:39,791 --> 00:39:43,691
Glenn and Rick decide to walk
through the zombie horde
741
00:39:43,691 --> 00:39:45,003
pretending to be zombies.
742
00:39:45,003 --> 00:39:48,075
And in order to do that,
they need to smell like zombies.
743
00:39:48,075 --> 00:39:50,595
And so to make themselves
smell like zombies,
744
00:39:50,595 --> 00:39:52,493
they do some butcher work
on a zombie.
745
00:39:52,493 --> 00:39:55,703
Now, when we see
the insides of a body,
746
00:39:55,703 --> 00:39:59,120
like intestines,
stomach matter, whatever,
747
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:01,364
what are we actually looking at?
748
00:40:01,364 --> 00:40:07,577
-In this particular instance,
we ended up sculpting entrails.
749
00:40:07,577 --> 00:40:10,028
-Oh, those are fake?
That was totally fake?
750
00:40:10,028 --> 00:40:12,651
-It's all fake, because it had
to go on the actors.
751
00:40:12,651 --> 00:40:17,863
But we have literally molds
for liver, stomach, intestine,
752
00:40:17,863 --> 00:40:19,762
heart, lungs,
'cause we've done a lot of --
753
00:40:19,762 --> 00:40:22,281
-What if you're just
pulling it out of a zombie?
754
00:40:22,281 --> 00:40:25,250
-If you're pulling it out
of a zombie, most of the time,
755
00:40:25,250 --> 00:40:28,840
we use a combination
of, like, silicone intestines.
756
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:30,186
Sometimes we'll wrap it up
757
00:40:30,186 --> 00:40:32,878
in, like, pantyhose material
and silk.
758
00:40:32,878 --> 00:40:34,777
And you get it all wet and slimy
759
00:40:34,777 --> 00:40:36,192
so it looks like
there's a membrane
760
00:40:36,192 --> 00:40:37,262
that kind of holds it
all together.
761
00:40:37,262 --> 00:40:38,539
-Oh, okay.
So we're far beyond
762
00:40:38,539 --> 00:40:40,023
the Herschell Gordon Lewis days,
763
00:40:40,023 --> 00:40:41,922
where they just went down
to the butcher shop
764
00:40:41,922 --> 00:40:43,441
and got some animal parts.
-You did that before.
765
00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:46,582
-We have used --
in "Day of the Dead," of course,
766
00:40:46,582 --> 00:40:50,344
we used real pig intestines.
767
00:40:50,344 --> 00:40:53,727
And on "The Walking Dead,"
there were a few instances --
768
00:40:53,727 --> 00:40:55,970
it wasn't where anybody
was feasting --
769
00:40:55,970 --> 00:40:59,491
that we had dressed
some entrails around.
770
00:40:59,491 --> 00:41:01,286
-Alright.
And when you're trying to get
771
00:41:01,286 --> 00:41:05,566
a feeling of revulsion
in the audience,
772
00:41:05,566 --> 00:41:06,740
what do you show?
773
00:41:06,740 --> 00:41:10,675
What substances always make
the third graders
774
00:41:10,675 --> 00:41:13,332
go "Gross, gross!"?
775
00:41:13,332 --> 00:41:16,474
-Well, anytime
you have any pus --
776
00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:19,960
like, if you have
that yellowish-green pus
777
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:23,342
and you sort of mix
swirls of blood into it,
778
00:41:23,342 --> 00:41:24,930
it's pretty gross.
779
00:41:24,930 --> 00:41:26,725
-So anything coming out
of the body
780
00:41:26,725 --> 00:41:28,106
that looks a weird color?
781
00:41:28,106 --> 00:41:29,832
-That looks, like, yellowish,
782
00:41:29,832 --> 00:41:34,561
like it's, like, adipose fat
or some other --
783
00:41:34,561 --> 00:41:35,872
-Okay. Specifically yellow?
-Yeah.
784
00:41:35,872 --> 00:41:39,704
'Cause a lot of times,
when you do gags like that,
785
00:41:39,704 --> 00:41:42,707
everything ends up being red
because of the blood.
786
00:41:42,707 --> 00:41:44,156
It just all looks red.
787
00:41:44,156 --> 00:41:47,781
And one of the things that we've
spent a long time perfecting
788
00:41:47,781 --> 00:41:50,991
is the zombie bite --
the actual bite.
789
00:41:50,991 --> 00:41:54,477
So, what we end up doing
is we deconstruct it
790
00:41:54,477 --> 00:41:57,031
as if it was a real arm.
791
00:41:57,031 --> 00:42:00,552
So we put a little protective
plate on there
792
00:42:00,552 --> 00:42:04,383
that has a blood bladder
balloon underneath it.
793
00:42:04,383 --> 00:42:06,385
The plate is painted
like muscle,
794
00:42:06,385 --> 00:42:08,491
with little holes
drilled in it.
795
00:42:08,491 --> 00:42:12,357
Then we add strips of fabric
that look like muscle,
796
00:42:12,357 --> 00:42:14,393
and then we put a skin
overtop of it.
797
00:42:14,393 --> 00:42:17,155
So when the zombie bites
and pulls,
798
00:42:17,155 --> 00:42:21,677
it's not only pulling those
little strips of fabric away,
799
00:42:21,677 --> 00:42:25,991
but then you actually can see
the layer underneath,
800
00:42:25,991 --> 00:42:28,615
and the blood sort of wells up
in the little holes
801
00:42:28,615 --> 00:42:30,478
and flows out.
802
00:42:30,478 --> 00:42:36,795
So, in all of my premed studies
when I was in college,
803
00:42:36,795 --> 00:42:38,452
studying biology,
804
00:42:38,452 --> 00:42:40,972
that's one of the reasons why
I feel like our gags work
805
00:42:40,972 --> 00:42:44,216
is because
I sort of deconstructed
806
00:42:44,216 --> 00:42:46,633
to determine, like, "Well,
what would it really look like?
807
00:42:46,633 --> 00:42:47,910
What would it look like
if you tore someone's face off?"
808
00:42:47,910 --> 00:42:49,705
-And that really is
what it would look like?
809
00:42:49,705 --> 00:42:51,499
-Yeah.
-Okay.
810
00:42:51,499 --> 00:42:55,918
And how often do you guys
maybe depart from the script?
811
00:42:55,918 --> 00:42:58,334
Like, do you ever go
to the director and say,
812
00:42:58,334 --> 00:43:00,301
"Hey, you know, this scene
is already gross,
813
00:43:00,301 --> 00:43:02,096
but we could make it grosser"?
814
00:43:02,096 --> 00:43:04,236
-Yeah, sometimes.
-Sometimes, yeah.
815
00:43:04,236 --> 00:43:05,548
-Sometimes. Yeah.
-Sometimes.
816
00:43:05,548 --> 00:43:08,482
-But, you know,
in the particular instance
817
00:43:08,482 --> 00:43:10,104
that we're talking about
in the scene coming up,
818
00:43:10,104 --> 00:43:14,419
it was pretty gross in itself.
-Right.
819
00:43:14,419 --> 00:43:15,523
-And when we shot --
820
00:43:15,523 --> 00:43:16,663
-Well, the idea of it
is already gross.
821
00:43:16,663 --> 00:43:17,698
-The idea of it.
822
00:43:17,698 --> 00:43:19,217
But even when we shot
the episode,
823
00:43:19,217 --> 00:43:21,219
that was the last scene.
824
00:43:21,219 --> 00:43:24,118
And I think we shot it
at about 3:00 in the morning.
825
00:43:24,118 --> 00:43:26,914
And we have the actors
heaving axes around,
826
00:43:26,914 --> 00:43:30,228
and we had to secure
this dummy to the ground
827
00:43:30,228 --> 00:43:31,436
so that the dummy could move,
828
00:43:31,436 --> 00:43:33,645
and then we had all the pieces
that were precut.
829
00:43:33,645 --> 00:43:34,957
-Okay. Alright.
830
00:43:34,957 --> 00:43:37,753
Well, I really appreciate
you both being here.
831
00:43:37,753 --> 00:43:39,582
Good luck with
the final season --
832
00:43:39,582 --> 00:43:41,757
Is it really the final season?
-It really is.
833
00:43:41,757 --> 00:43:44,380
-The final season.
-It's a long stretch.
834
00:43:44,380 --> 00:43:46,451
-But it's gonna be how many
episodes in the final season?
835
00:43:46,451 --> 00:43:47,832
-24.
-24.
836
00:43:47,832 --> 00:43:50,006
So it's kind of a double season,
right?
837
00:43:50,006 --> 00:43:52,181
-Yeah. I mean,
we usually shoot 16.
838
00:43:52,181 --> 00:43:53,665
So, we're gonna air eight,
839
00:43:53,665 --> 00:43:55,667
and then "Fear The Walking Dead"
will come back on,
840
00:43:55,667 --> 00:43:56,979
and then we'll air eight,
and then --
841
00:43:56,979 --> 00:44:00,879
So we're, you know, 365.
It's all zombies all the time.
842
00:44:00,879 --> 00:44:02,847
-Alright. So, anyway, good luck
843
00:44:02,847 --> 00:44:04,607
with the final season
of "The Walking Dead"
844
00:44:04,607 --> 00:44:07,092
and season 3 of "Creepshow."
845
00:44:07,092 --> 00:44:10,682
And do you ever shoot
"Creepshow" in Senoia?
846
00:44:10,682 --> 00:44:14,134
-We do not.
We haven't shot there yet.
847
00:44:14,134 --> 00:44:16,446
I keep trying to pitch them
to shoot it at my restaurant,
848
00:44:16,446 --> 00:44:18,897
'cause I was like,
"Hey, any dinner scenes we have,
849
00:44:18,897 --> 00:44:20,036
we got a restaurant
right there."
850
00:44:20,036 --> 00:44:21,866
-You never shot anything
at your restaurant?
851
00:44:21,866 --> 00:44:23,626
-Not yet.
-Okay.
852
00:44:23,626 --> 00:44:29,597
-I've killed about 12 people
in the alley behind.
853
00:44:29,597 --> 00:44:30,978
-Yeah.
-But they were zombies.
854
00:44:30,978 --> 00:44:32,842
They weren't peoplepeople.
They were zombies.
855
00:44:32,842 --> 00:44:35,673
-And good luck
with "Fear the Walking Dead"
856
00:44:35,673 --> 00:44:39,055
and "The Walking Dead:
World Beyond"
857
00:44:39,055 --> 00:44:41,057
and "Walking Dead: Cold Storage"
858
00:44:41,057 --> 00:44:43,819
and "Walking Dead:
Torn Apart" and --
859
00:44:43,819 --> 00:44:46,131
-Those are the webisodes
that we did several years ago.
860
00:44:46,131 --> 00:44:48,202
-And "Walking Dead:
The Next Generation"
861
00:44:48,202 --> 00:44:49,928
and "Walking Dead:
Dead Man Walking"
862
00:44:49,928 --> 00:44:53,276
and "Walking Dead:
Elderly Zombies with Walkers."
863
00:44:53,276 --> 00:44:55,416
And, you know,
I've heard of franchises,
864
00:44:55,416 --> 00:44:57,798
but, really,
you guys are ridiculous.
865
00:44:57,798 --> 00:44:59,697
-[Laughs]
-Well, look, "Law & Order" --
866
00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:01,284
There's a lot
of "Law & Order" shows.
867
00:45:01,284 --> 00:45:03,977
-That's true.
-There's a lot of "CSI" shows.
868
00:45:03,977 --> 00:45:05,323
And, you know, I think we need
869
00:45:05,323 --> 00:45:07,877
a "CSI"/"Walking Dead"
crossover.
870
00:45:07,877 --> 00:45:09,085
-Oh, my God.
871
00:45:09,085 --> 00:45:11,225
-So while they're doing
the actual autopsy,
872
00:45:11,225 --> 00:45:13,020
it just gets up.
[Laughter]
873
00:45:13,020 --> 00:45:14,159
That would be a whole --
874
00:45:14,159 --> 00:45:16,161
I would actually watch
that show.
875
00:45:16,161 --> 00:45:18,716
Will there by a "Creepshow"
spin-off, "Fear the Creep"?
876
00:45:18,716 --> 00:45:20,303
-Uh...I don't know.
-[Laughs]
877
00:45:20,303 --> 00:45:22,478
-Look, my fingers are crossed
for a "Creepshow" movie.
878
00:45:22,478 --> 00:45:23,928
-Alright, let's get back
879
00:45:23,928 --> 00:45:26,413
to the second episode
of "The Walking Dead,"
880
00:45:26,413 --> 00:45:29,105
with our friendly scavengers
trying to come up
881
00:45:29,105 --> 00:45:31,487
with some way
to get through the zombie horde
882
00:45:31,487 --> 00:45:33,420
and find an escape vehicle.
883
00:45:33,420 --> 00:45:35,698
So roll the flick.
884
00:45:35,698 --> 00:45:37,838
There hasn't been a musical yet.
885
00:45:37,838 --> 00:45:41,497
"Walking Grateful Dead."
[Laughs]
886
00:45:41,497 --> 00:45:44,086
-"Anna and the Apocalypse"
is a zombie musical.
887
00:45:44,086 --> 00:45:46,571
-Oh, really? Okay.
888
00:45:46,571 --> 00:45:48,676
When the mail comes, Greg --
889
00:45:48,676 --> 00:45:50,368
when your mail comes,
890
00:45:50,368 --> 00:45:52,370
do you open the envelope
and say,
891
00:45:52,370 --> 00:45:56,408
"Hey, look, those syndication
royalties in Tanzania
892
00:45:56,408 --> 00:45:58,583
have two extra zeroes
this year"?
893
00:45:58,583 --> 00:46:00,758
'Cause it's everywhere.
It's all over the world, right?
894
00:46:00,758 --> 00:46:02,829
-It is.
And I think for me,
895
00:46:02,829 --> 00:46:06,108
the most fun
is really that point
896
00:46:06,108 --> 00:46:08,627
when we used to travel
and promote the show.
897
00:46:08,627 --> 00:46:12,390
So I got a chance to go to Japan
with Andy and Norman,
898
00:46:12,390 --> 00:46:16,635
and I went to Greece
with Josh and Michael Cudlitz
899
00:46:16,635 --> 00:46:18,120
and Ross McDermott.
900
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:20,191
I mean, I've been all over
the world promoting the show.
901
00:46:20,191 --> 00:46:24,298
And it really is bonkers,
902
00:46:24,298 --> 00:46:27,923
the power that this show has
over people.
903
00:46:27,923 --> 00:46:29,994
-Because zombies --
904
00:46:29,994 --> 00:46:32,617
for all of our disagreements
around the world --
905
00:46:32,617 --> 00:46:34,136
-Zombies make everything better.
906
00:46:34,136 --> 00:46:37,208
-Yeah. Zombies are universal.
That's our universal language.
907
00:46:37,208 --> 00:46:38,934
-It's the one thing everybody
believes in is zombies.
908
00:46:38,934 --> 00:46:42,661
-Yeah. That's true.
-Okay.
909
00:46:42,661 --> 00:46:44,353
-You know, and look.
910
00:46:44,353 --> 00:46:48,253
Strangely enough, people find
a tremendous amount of comfort
911
00:46:48,253 --> 00:46:50,877
in the characterizations
on the show, you know?
912
00:46:50,877 --> 00:46:51,878
I mean, and it goes back
913
00:46:51,878 --> 00:46:54,225
to Sarah Callies
and Jon Bernthal
914
00:46:54,225 --> 00:46:56,227
and everybody in season 1,
915
00:46:56,227 --> 00:46:59,644
because without Steven Yeun,
without Emma Bell,
916
00:46:59,644 --> 00:47:01,749
without Jeff DeMunn,
917
00:47:01,749 --> 00:47:03,199
"The Walking Dead"
wouldn't exist.
918
00:47:03,199 --> 00:47:06,133
And, you know,
Norman was the only character
919
00:47:06,133 --> 00:47:07,548
that wasn't in the comic book.
920
00:47:07,548 --> 00:47:10,068
Frank Darabont
created Daryl Dixon.
921
00:47:10,068 --> 00:47:11,898
He wasn't in the comic book.
922
00:47:11,898 --> 00:47:15,418
So when you get stopped
in the street and people say,
923
00:47:15,418 --> 00:47:18,974
"Look, your show brought me
and my family together,"
924
00:47:18,974 --> 00:47:21,873
or this person was going through
a really hard time
925
00:47:21,873 --> 00:47:25,083
and found strength in watching
926
00:47:25,083 --> 00:47:30,640
how these characters would
persevere through hardship,
927
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:36,508
it really is a fascinating
exercise in humanity
928
00:47:36,508 --> 00:47:38,614
that people find strength
in something
929
00:47:38,614 --> 00:47:42,860
that others could consider
so grotesque and so gory.
930
00:47:42,860 --> 00:47:46,139
But people really -- like,
I'm on the street with Norman,
931
00:47:46,139 --> 00:47:48,313
and people will see him
and start crying.
932
00:47:48,313 --> 00:47:50,039
-Oh, yeah.
-Or Jeffrey Dean Morgan.
933
00:47:50,039 --> 00:47:51,454
-See, our fans understand that,
934
00:47:51,454 --> 00:47:54,043
because, you know,
they call themselves mutants.
935
00:47:54,043 --> 00:47:56,943
And so we get it.
936
00:47:56,943 --> 00:48:00,187
So, thank you, guys,
for doing what you do so well.
937
00:48:00,187 --> 00:48:01,637
-Well, thanks for having us.
-Thank you.
938
00:48:01,637 --> 00:48:03,466
-It's an honor.
939
00:48:03,466 --> 00:48:08,023
♪♪
940
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:15,651
[Thunder rumbling]
941
00:48:15,651 --> 00:48:17,687
-That construction site,
those trucks.
942
00:48:17,687 --> 00:48:21,105
They always keep keys on hand.
943
00:48:21,105 --> 00:48:23,452
-You'll never make it past
the walkers.
944
00:48:23,452 --> 00:48:25,143
-You got me out
of that tank.
945
00:48:25,143 --> 00:48:27,421
-Yeah, but they were feeding.
They were distracted.
946
00:48:27,421 --> 00:48:28,975
-Can we distract them again?
947
00:48:28,975 --> 00:48:31,322
-Right. Listen to him.
He's on to something.
948
00:48:31,322 --> 00:48:33,841
A diversion,
like on "Hogan's Heroes."
949
00:48:33,841 --> 00:48:36,879
-God. Give it a rest.
-They're drawn by sound, right?
950
00:48:36,879 --> 00:48:40,089
-Right, like dogs.
They hear a sound, they come.
951
00:48:40,089 --> 00:48:41,988
-What else?
-Aside from they hear you?
952
00:48:41,988 --> 00:48:43,679
They see you, smell you,
953
00:48:43,679 --> 00:48:45,474
and if they catch you,
they eat you.
954
00:48:45,474 --> 00:48:47,752
-They can tell us by smell?
-Can't you?
955
00:48:47,752 --> 00:48:53,551
-They smell dead. We don't.
It's pretty distinct.
956
00:48:53,551 --> 00:48:54,552
-[Sighs]
957
00:48:55,656 --> 00:48:57,313
-If bad ideas
were an Olympic event,
958
00:48:57,313 --> 00:48:58,901
this would take the gold.
959
00:48:58,901 --> 00:49:00,316
-He's right.
Just stop, okay?
960
00:49:00,316 --> 00:49:01,386
Take some time
to think this through.
961
00:49:01,386 --> 00:49:02,767
-How much time?
962
00:49:02,767 --> 00:49:04,010
They already got through
one set of doors.
963
00:49:04,010 --> 00:49:06,150
That glass
won't hold forever.
964
00:49:10,499 --> 00:49:13,019
[Walkers growling]
965
00:49:23,650 --> 00:49:26,032
-[Sighs]
966
00:50:02,206 --> 00:50:03,897
Wayne Dunlap.
967
00:50:03,897 --> 00:50:06,141
Georgia license.
968
00:50:06,141 --> 00:50:10,179
Born in 1979.
969
00:50:15,529 --> 00:50:20,017
He had $28 in his pocket
when he died.
970
00:50:20,017 --> 00:50:22,364
And a picture
of a pretty girl.
971
00:50:25,884 --> 00:50:29,957
"With love, from Rachel."
972
00:50:29,957 --> 00:50:32,305
He used to be like us,
973
00:50:32,305 --> 00:50:36,792
worrying about bills
or the rent or the Super Bowl.
974
00:50:39,829 --> 00:50:43,764
If I ever find my family, I'm
gonna tell them about Wayne.
975
00:50:51,531 --> 00:50:53,291
-One more thing.
976
00:50:55,052 --> 00:50:57,226
He was an organ donor.
977
00:51:00,540 --> 00:51:02,024
-[Grunts]
-Oh!
978
00:51:02,024 --> 00:51:05,890
-Madre de Dios!
[Chopping]
979
00:51:05,890 --> 00:51:09,445
-Oh! God damn it!
980
00:51:09,445 --> 00:51:12,448
[All groaning]
981
00:51:15,486 --> 00:51:18,489
-Oh, God.
982
00:51:18,489 --> 00:51:26,117
[All groaning]
983
00:51:26,117 --> 00:51:30,604
-Oh. [Groaning]
984
00:51:30,604 --> 00:51:32,813
Keep chopping.
985
00:51:32,813 --> 00:51:35,989
-[Groaning]
986
00:51:35,989 --> 00:51:39,337
I am so gonna hurl.
-Later.
987
00:51:53,489 --> 00:51:56,941
Everybody got gloves?
988
00:51:56,941 --> 00:51:59,875
Don't get any on your skin
or in your eyes.
989
00:52:03,810 --> 00:52:06,744
[All groaning]
990
00:52:10,299 --> 00:52:12,715
[Groaning]
991
00:52:27,799 --> 00:52:29,801
-Oh, God!
992
00:52:29,801 --> 00:52:32,804
Oh, geez.
Oh, this is bad.
993
00:52:32,804 --> 00:52:34,461
This is really bad.
994
00:52:34,461 --> 00:52:35,945
-Think about something else --
995
00:52:35,945 --> 00:52:37,533
Puppies and kittens.
996
00:52:37,533 --> 00:52:40,985
-Dead puppies and kittens.
997
00:52:40,985 --> 00:52:43,090
-[Vomiting]
998
00:52:43,090 --> 00:52:45,679
-That is just evil.
What is wrong with you?
999
00:52:45,679 --> 00:52:49,027
-Next time let the cracker
beat his ass.
1000
00:52:49,027 --> 00:52:51,858
-I'm sorry, yo.
-You suck.
1001
00:52:51,858 --> 00:52:53,273
[Groans]
1002
00:52:55,172 --> 00:52:59,797
-Do we smell like them?
-Oh, yeah.
1003
00:52:59,797 --> 00:53:01,730
Glenn.
1004
00:53:03,421 --> 00:53:05,285
Just in case.
1005
00:53:13,051 --> 00:53:14,743
-If we make it back,
be ready.
1006
00:53:14,743 --> 00:53:16,538
-What about Merle Dixon?
1007
00:53:29,516 --> 00:53:31,898
-Give me the axe.
1008
00:53:32,864 --> 00:53:35,281
We need more guts.
1009
00:53:35,281 --> 00:53:37,179
-Oh, God!
1010
00:53:37,179 --> 00:53:39,561
[Door creaks]
1011
00:53:54,679 --> 00:54:02,618
♪♪
1012
00:54:02,618 --> 00:54:06,173
[Walkers growling]
1013
00:54:06,173 --> 00:54:15,286
♪♪
1014
00:54:15,286 --> 00:54:24,399
♪♪
1015
00:54:24,399 --> 00:54:33,442
♪♪
1016
00:54:33,442 --> 00:54:42,555
♪♪
1017
00:54:42,555 --> 00:54:51,667
♪♪
1018
00:54:51,667 --> 00:55:00,780
♪♪
1019
00:55:00,780 --> 00:55:09,858
♪♪
1020
00:55:09,858 --> 00:55:18,970
♪♪
1021
00:55:18,970 --> 00:55:28,083
♪♪
1022
00:55:28,083 --> 00:55:29,602
-Hey, what's happening, man?
1023
00:55:29,602 --> 00:55:31,914
-Hey, T-Dog,
try that C.B.
1024
00:55:31,914 --> 00:55:33,709
-Hey, come on.
Talk to me, y'all.
1025
00:55:33,709 --> 00:55:36,747
-Base camp, this is T-Dog.
Anybody hear me?
1026
00:55:36,747 --> 00:55:40,544
Can anybody out there hear me?
1027
00:55:40,544 --> 00:55:41,717
-There.
1028
00:55:41,717 --> 00:55:43,581
[Thunder rumbling]
1029
00:55:43,581 --> 00:55:46,515
-That asshole is out on the
street with the handcuff keys?
1030
00:55:57,526 --> 00:56:01,875
-That hose isn't long
for this world, is it?
1031
00:56:01,875 --> 00:56:04,188
-No, sir.
1032
00:56:04,188 --> 00:56:07,778
-Where the hell
are we gonna find a replacement?
1033
00:56:07,778 --> 00:56:10,470
-It's late.
They should've been back by now.
1034
00:56:10,470 --> 00:56:13,611
-Worrying won't make it better.
1035
00:56:18,271 --> 00:56:19,893
-Attaboy.
-Yeah.
1036
00:56:19,893 --> 00:56:22,862
-And 3, 2, 1...pull it.
1037
00:56:22,862 --> 00:56:25,312
[Both laugh]
1038
00:56:25,312 --> 00:56:27,556
Start it over.
1039
00:56:28,799 --> 00:56:31,491
Make your "P."
Other way. Around your finger.
1040
00:56:31,491 --> 00:56:32,941
Oops.
1041
00:56:32,941 --> 00:56:35,633
Good, just tie it
like around your finger.
1042
00:56:35,633 --> 00:56:37,290
Attaboy.
1043
00:56:37,290 --> 00:56:40,811
[Radio squawks]
- Hello, base camp!
1044
00:56:40,811 --> 00:56:43,469
Can anybody out there
hear me?
1045
00:56:46,955 --> 00:56:50,717
Base camp, this is T-Dog.
Anybody hear me?
1046
00:56:50,717 --> 00:56:52,478
-Hello? Hello?
1047
00:56:52,478 --> 00:56:54,272
Reception's bad on this end.
1048
00:56:54,272 --> 00:56:56,896
Repeat. Repeat.
-Shane, is that you?
1049
00:56:56,896 --> 00:57:00,693
-Is that them?
- We're...
1050
00:57:00,693 --> 00:57:04,490
We're trapped
in the department store.
1051
00:57:04,490 --> 00:57:05,939
-He say they're trapped?
1052
00:57:05,939 --> 00:57:07,458
-There are geeks
all over the place.
1053
00:57:07,458 --> 00:57:09,356
Hundreds of 'em.
We're surrounded.
1054
00:57:09,356 --> 00:57:12,221
-T-Dog, repeat that last.
Repeat.
1055
00:57:12,221 --> 00:57:14,431
[Static crackles]
1056
00:57:18,745 --> 00:57:19,953
[Static stops]
1057
00:57:19,953 --> 00:57:21,438
-He said the department store.
1058
00:57:21,438 --> 00:57:23,923
-I heard it, too.
1059
00:57:23,923 --> 00:57:25,959
-Shane?
-No way.
1060
00:57:25,959 --> 00:57:27,754
We do not go after them.
1061
00:57:27,754 --> 00:57:29,584
We do not risk
the rest of the group.
1062
00:57:29,584 --> 00:57:30,930
Y'all know that.
1063
00:57:30,930 --> 00:57:32,759
-So we're just gonna
leave her there?
1064
00:57:32,759 --> 00:57:35,900
-Look, Amy, I know that
this is not easy.
1065
00:57:35,900 --> 00:57:39,490
-She volunteered to go
to help the rest of us.
1066
00:57:39,490 --> 00:57:42,666
-I know, and she knew the risks,
right?
1067
00:57:42,666 --> 00:57:46,566
See, if she's trapped,
she's gone.
1068
00:57:46,566 --> 00:57:49,500
So we just have
to deal with that.
1069
00:57:49,500 --> 00:57:52,330
There's nothing we can do.
1070
00:57:52,330 --> 00:57:55,333
-She's my sister,
you son of a bitch.
1071
00:57:58,129 --> 00:58:01,236
[Thunder rumbling]
1072
00:58:08,174 --> 00:58:10,728
[Thunder rumbling]
-Amy.
1073
00:58:12,627 --> 00:58:15,561
-Come on.
It's alright, buddy.
1074
00:58:18,184 --> 00:58:20,945
-Okay. Austin, before we go
to the conclusion
1075
00:58:20,945 --> 00:58:22,222
of "The Walking Dead" episode,
1076
00:58:22,222 --> 00:58:24,846
we should probably go ahead
and bring Darcy out
1077
00:58:24,846 --> 00:58:27,020
for the makeup reveal.
1078
00:58:27,020 --> 00:58:30,437
I'm gonna need her
for the "Mailbag," so...
1079
00:58:30,437 --> 00:58:32,888
-Uh...yeah.
1080
00:58:32,888 --> 00:58:36,340
But it, uh, looks like
we're not getting any signal.
1081
00:58:36,340 --> 00:58:37,893
What do you mean?
1082
00:58:37,893 --> 00:58:41,172
Um...hey, Kevin, uh,
check that wire.
1083
00:58:41,172 --> 00:58:43,623
-Well, send somebody back there
to tell her time's up.
1084
00:58:43,623 --> 00:58:47,040
You know, whatever they have
makeup wise,
1085
00:58:47,040 --> 00:58:48,766
just bring it on out.
1086
00:58:48,766 --> 00:58:50,561
-Yeah, yeah. We're on it.
1087
00:58:50,561 --> 00:58:52,321
-A lot of you will remember
1088
00:58:52,321 --> 00:58:57,016
the actor who plays Glenn,
Steven Yeun,
1089
00:58:57,016 --> 00:58:58,845
from season 2
of "The Last Drive-In,"
1090
00:58:58,845 --> 00:59:00,329
when we showed "Mayhem."
1091
00:59:00,329 --> 00:59:02,504
He was actually
the star of "Mayhem."
1092
00:59:02,504 --> 00:59:06,888
And that may have been
an even more physical role
1093
00:59:06,888 --> 00:59:08,648
than the stuff he was doing
in "The Walking Dead."
1094
00:59:08,648 --> 00:59:10,926
But very versatile actor.
1095
00:59:10,926 --> 00:59:12,756
-Uh, yeah, here we go.
We should have a signal.
1096
00:59:12,756 --> 00:59:14,481
Great.
-[Chomping]
1097
00:59:14,481 --> 00:59:18,485
-Um, Darcy, can you hear me?
[Walker growls]
1098
00:59:18,485 --> 00:59:20,384
Darcy?
1099
00:59:20,384 --> 00:59:23,283
[Walker moaning]
1100
00:59:23,283 --> 00:59:27,978
♪♪
1101
00:59:27,978 --> 00:59:30,601
Darcy?!
1102
00:59:30,601 --> 00:59:32,672
What's the deal?
1103
00:59:32,672 --> 00:59:34,053
[Walker growls, object clatters]
1104
00:59:34,053 --> 00:59:35,330
Alright.
Let's go back to the movie.
1105
00:59:35,330 --> 00:59:38,126
I'll get this all figured out.
Roll the movie.
1106
00:59:38,126 --> 00:59:41,094
-[Screams]
-I don't think that's makeup.
1107
00:59:41,094 --> 00:59:43,096
-Darcy?
-Get out!
1108
00:59:43,096 --> 00:59:45,512
Darcy!
[Crashing]
1109
00:59:45,512 --> 00:59:48,136
Talk to me!
-Yuki, get your gun.
1110
00:59:48,136 --> 00:59:49,309
-Yes. Got it.
1111
00:59:49,309 --> 00:59:51,070
-She didn't eat a guest,
did she?
1112
00:59:51,070 --> 00:59:54,038
[Walker moaning, gun cocks]
1113
00:59:54,038 --> 00:59:59,872
♪♪
1114
00:59:59,872 --> 01:00:02,944
[Walkers growling]
1115
01:00:02,944 --> 01:00:12,643
♪♪
1116
01:00:12,643 --> 01:00:22,411
♪♪
1117
01:00:22,411 --> 01:00:32,145
♪♪
1118
01:00:32,145 --> 01:00:41,914
♪♪
1119
01:00:41,914 --> 01:00:51,648
♪♪
1120
01:00:51,648 --> 01:00:55,203
-It's gonna work.
I can't believe it.
1121
01:00:55,203 --> 01:00:58,827
-Don't draw attention.
1122
01:00:58,827 --> 01:01:00,864
-[Growling]
1123
01:01:00,864 --> 01:01:04,764
[Thunder rumbling]
1124
01:01:04,764 --> 01:01:07,146
-[Growling]
1125
01:01:12,669 --> 01:01:17,190
[Thunder continues]
1126
01:01:17,190 --> 01:01:24,508
♪♪
1127
01:01:24,508 --> 01:01:27,097
[Rain pattering]
1128
01:01:27,097 --> 01:01:31,066
♪♪
1129
01:01:31,066 --> 01:01:33,172
-Oh, man.
1130
01:01:35,174 --> 01:01:37,314
[Thunder crashes]
1131
01:01:37,314 --> 01:01:43,078
♪♪
1132
01:01:43,078 --> 01:01:48,843
♪♪
1133
01:01:48,843 --> 01:01:50,465
-It's just a cloudburst.
1134
01:01:50,465 --> 01:01:52,709
We get 'em all the time.
It'll pass real quick.
1135
01:01:52,709 --> 01:01:55,125
[Thunder rumbling]
1136
01:01:55,125 --> 01:02:01,027
♪♪
1137
01:02:01,027 --> 01:02:03,547
-[Growling]
1138
01:02:03,547 --> 01:02:13,419
♪♪
1139
01:02:13,419 --> 01:02:23,325
♪♪
1140
01:02:23,325 --> 01:02:26,018
-The smell's washing off.
Isn't it?
1141
01:02:26,018 --> 01:02:28,192
Is it washing off?
-No, it's not.
1142
01:02:31,540 --> 01:02:33,957
Well, maybe.
1143
01:02:33,957 --> 01:02:36,200
-[Roars]
1144
01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:37,615
-Run!
1145
01:02:37,615 --> 01:02:40,204
[Walkers roaring]
1146
01:02:51,146 --> 01:02:53,114
-Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
1147
01:03:14,998 --> 01:03:17,552
[Gunshots]
1148
01:03:23,420 --> 01:03:24,801
-Rick!
1149
01:03:28,011 --> 01:03:30,807
[Walkers growling]
1150
01:03:36,709 --> 01:03:38,331
[Truck door closes]
1151
01:03:38,331 --> 01:03:40,437
[Engine starts]
1152
01:03:40,437 --> 01:03:42,232
Go, go, go, go!
1153
01:03:42,232 --> 01:03:43,543
[Tires screech]
1154
01:03:43,543 --> 01:03:45,683
[Growling continues]
1155
01:03:45,683 --> 01:03:52,069
♪♪
1156
01:03:52,069 --> 01:03:58,386
♪♪
1157
01:03:58,386 --> 01:04:00,422
[Tires screech]
1158
01:04:02,079 --> 01:04:03,667
[Tires screech]
1159
01:04:03,667 --> 01:04:05,911
-They're leaving us.
-No. No, no, no.
-What? What?
1160
01:04:05,911 --> 01:04:08,361
Where they going?
Where they going?
-No, no, come back.
1161
01:04:08,361 --> 01:04:13,746
♪♪
1162
01:04:13,746 --> 01:04:15,782
-Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
They're all over that place.
1163
01:04:15,782 --> 01:04:17,094
-You need to draw them away.
1164
01:04:17,094 --> 01:04:18,924
Those roll-up doors
at the front of the store,
1165
01:04:18,924 --> 01:04:20,580
that area, that's what
I need cleared.
1166
01:04:20,580 --> 01:04:21,927
Raise your friends.
1167
01:04:21,927 --> 01:04:23,652
Tell them to get down there
and be ready.
1168
01:04:23,652 --> 01:04:26,241
-I'm drawing the geeks away how?
I -- I missed that part.
1169
01:04:26,241 --> 01:04:28,485
-Noise.
1170
01:04:28,485 --> 01:04:30,970
[Car alarm blaring]
1171
01:04:30,970 --> 01:04:36,355
♪♪
1172
01:04:36,355 --> 01:04:41,739
♪♪
1173
01:04:41,739 --> 01:04:43,465
[Engine revs]
1174
01:04:45,536 --> 01:04:47,745
[Tires screech]
1175
01:04:47,745 --> 01:04:52,405
♪♪
1176
01:04:52,405 --> 01:04:54,407
[Tires screech]
1177
01:04:54,407 --> 01:04:56,444
[Blaring continues]
1178
01:04:56,444 --> 01:05:00,448
[Tires screeching]
1179
01:05:00,448 --> 01:05:02,519
-Those roll-up doors
at the front of the store
1180
01:05:02,519 --> 01:05:04,659
facing the street,
meet us there and be ready.
1181
01:05:04,659 --> 01:05:07,282
[Blaring, revving continues]
1182
01:05:07,282 --> 01:05:15,014
♪♪
1183
01:05:15,014 --> 01:05:17,085
[Tires screech]
1184
01:05:19,501 --> 01:05:22,021
-Come on! Let's go, let's go!
-Hey, you can't leave me here!
1185
01:05:22,021 --> 01:05:24,127
I'm not fooling, man! Morales!
1186
01:05:24,127 --> 01:05:25,991
Hey, man! Don't do this!
-Come on!
1187
01:05:25,991 --> 01:05:28,200
-Hey, that's my gun.
You can't leave me.
1188
01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:30,685
Don't leave me here, you guys.
-Morales, come on.
1189
01:05:30,685 --> 01:05:32,825
-I'm coming!
We've got to go!
1190
01:05:32,825 --> 01:05:35,034
-Morales! You can't leave me
like this, man!
1191
01:05:35,034 --> 01:05:37,416
Hey, T-Dog. No, man.
You can't leave me, man.
1192
01:05:37,416 --> 01:05:39,142
You can't leave me here.
Not like this.
1193
01:05:39,142 --> 01:05:40,902
You can't, man.
It's not human.
1194
01:05:40,902 --> 01:05:42,904
Come on, don't do this.
1195
01:05:42,904 --> 01:05:44,526
-[Groans]
1196
01:05:44,526 --> 01:05:45,803
Come on, T. Come on!
1197
01:05:45,803 --> 01:05:47,702
Come on, yeah!
Yeah!
1198
01:05:47,702 --> 01:05:50,187
Come on! That's it!
Yes! Come on, baby!
1199
01:05:50,187 --> 01:05:52,810
Come on.
1200
01:05:57,539 --> 01:06:00,232
[Key clinking]
1201
01:06:05,375 --> 01:06:07,964
[Walkers banging]
1202
01:06:07,964 --> 01:06:10,621
Son of a bitch!
You did that on purpose!
1203
01:06:10,621 --> 01:06:13,038
-I didn't mean to!
-You lie! You did it on purpose!
1204
01:06:13,038 --> 01:06:15,592
-It was an accident!
-Don't leave me, man!
1205
01:06:15,592 --> 01:06:18,698
Don't leave me!
Don't leave me!
1206
01:06:18,698 --> 01:06:20,183
Aaah!
-I'm sorry.
1207
01:06:20,183 --> 01:06:21,736
-You liar!
-Man, I'm sorry.
1208
01:06:21,736 --> 01:06:24,359
-Don't leave me!
-I'm sorry.
1209
01:06:24,359 --> 01:06:27,431
-Don't do it, man!
Damn you all!
1210
01:06:27,431 --> 01:06:28,950
Don't leave me, man!
1211
01:06:28,950 --> 01:06:32,195
Don't leave! Don't leave me!
-Ah!
1212
01:06:33,610 --> 01:06:35,681
-Hey!
What are you doing, man?
1213
01:06:35,681 --> 01:06:37,717
You're gonna rot in hell!
1214
01:06:37,717 --> 01:06:39,305
You're gonna
rot in hell!
1215
01:06:39,305 --> 01:06:40,927
Come back, man!
1216
01:06:40,927 --> 01:06:43,758
-Wait a minute! Here I come!
Don't leave me!
1217
01:06:43,758 --> 01:06:46,071
Don't leave!
1218
01:06:48,556 --> 01:06:51,214
-Okay. Okay.
I got it.
1219
01:06:54,217 --> 01:06:56,046
[Car alarm blaring]
1220
01:06:56,046 --> 01:06:57,599
-Shh.
1221
01:06:57,599 --> 01:06:58,669
-What is that?
1222
01:06:58,669 --> 01:07:00,844
[Car engine revving]
1223
01:07:03,122 --> 01:07:05,366
[Tires screech]
1224
01:07:06,436 --> 01:07:08,438
[Tires screeching]
1225
01:07:08,438 --> 01:07:16,032
♪♪
1226
01:07:16,032 --> 01:07:19,035
-Get closer. Get closer.
Come on. Come on.
1227
01:07:19,035 --> 01:07:20,657
[Tires screech]
1228
01:07:20,657 --> 01:07:23,280
[Blaring continues]
1229
01:07:23,280 --> 01:07:27,146
[Engine revving]
1230
01:07:29,735 --> 01:07:31,875
[Tires screech]
1231
01:07:31,875 --> 01:07:35,982
♪♪
1232
01:07:35,982 --> 01:07:38,192
[Glass shatters]
1233
01:07:38,192 --> 01:07:40,228
[Walkers growling]
1234
01:07:40,228 --> 01:07:46,579
♪♪
1235
01:07:46,579 --> 01:07:49,962
[Tires screeching]
1236
01:07:49,962 --> 01:07:55,761
♪♪
1237
01:07:55,761 --> 01:07:57,659
-Hey, wait for me!
1238
01:07:57,659 --> 01:08:03,389
♪♪
1239
01:08:03,389 --> 01:08:08,670
♪♪
1240
01:08:08,670 --> 01:08:11,328
They're here! Let's go!
Let's go! They're in here!
1241
01:08:11,328 --> 01:08:12,433
-[Bangs]
1242
01:08:12,433 --> 01:08:14,228
-Let's go!
-Open the door!
1243
01:08:17,369 --> 01:08:19,681
-We've got to go!
-Go!
1244
01:08:19,681 --> 01:08:23,271
♪♪
1245
01:08:23,271 --> 01:08:25,687
[Walkers growling]
1246
01:08:27,241 --> 01:08:29,450
-[Grunts]
-I'm in!
1247
01:08:29,450 --> 01:08:32,901
[Engine revving]
1248
01:08:32,901 --> 01:08:34,075
[Tires screech]
1249
01:08:34,075 --> 01:08:40,219
♪♪
1250
01:08:40,219 --> 01:08:42,877
[Tires screech]
1251
01:08:42,877 --> 01:08:45,742
-Aah! Don't leave me!
1252
01:08:45,742 --> 01:08:48,883
You'll die! Go to hell!
Damn you!
1253
01:08:48,883 --> 01:08:50,850
[Yells]
1254
01:08:52,887 --> 01:08:54,923
You're gonna rot in hell!
1255
01:08:54,923 --> 01:08:57,340
[Yelling]
1256
01:09:18,706 --> 01:09:21,260
-I dropped the damn key.
1257
01:09:30,372 --> 01:09:31,788
-Where's Glenn?
1258
01:09:31,788 --> 01:09:34,066
[Car alarm blaring]
1259
01:09:34,066 --> 01:09:35,895
[Rock music playing]
1260
01:09:35,895 --> 01:09:39,692
-♪ Now, when I was
a little boy ♪
1261
01:09:39,692 --> 01:09:42,970
♪ At the age of 5 ♪
1262
01:09:42,970 --> 01:09:46,665
♪ I had something
in my pocket ♪
1263
01:09:46,665 --> 01:09:50,324
♪ Keeps a lot
of folks alive ♪
1264
01:09:50,324 --> 01:09:53,741
-Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Yeah-hoo-hoo!
1265
01:09:53,741 --> 01:09:57,331
♪♪
1266
01:09:57,331 --> 01:09:59,885
-♪ You know, baby ♪
1267
01:10:01,507 --> 01:10:03,682
♪ We can have a lot of fun ♪
1268
01:10:06,098 --> 01:10:16,004
♪♪
1269
01:10:16,004 --> 01:10:25,980
♪♪
1270
01:10:25,980 --> 01:10:35,990
♪♪
1271
01:10:35,990 --> 01:10:40,753
♪♪
1272
01:10:40,753 --> 01:10:42,341
[Static]
1273
01:10:42,341 --> 01:10:45,275
-And so all the scavengers
get away.
1274
01:10:45,275 --> 01:10:47,450
I don't think
a single normal human
1275
01:10:47,450 --> 01:10:49,486
was killed
in that whole episode.
1276
01:10:49,486 --> 01:10:52,075
Not quite as thrilling
as the premiere episode,
1277
01:10:52,075 --> 01:10:53,525
but what they were doing
in that one
1278
01:10:53,525 --> 01:10:56,424
is they were showing
all three types of storytelling
1279
01:10:56,424 --> 01:10:58,840
that would alternate throughout
the life of the series.
1280
01:10:58,840 --> 01:11:01,429
Namely, horror,
number one, of course,
1281
01:11:01,429 --> 01:11:04,570
but also action sequences
that are always about escaping
1282
01:11:04,570 --> 01:11:07,159
or defending
or somehow surviving.
1283
01:11:07,159 --> 01:11:09,989
And then the third part
is interpersonal drama,
1284
01:11:09,989 --> 01:11:13,441
you know, drama that becomes
as complex as a soap opera.
1285
01:11:13,441 --> 01:11:15,754
And it goes on for that long.
And you know what?
1286
01:11:15,754 --> 01:11:18,377
The social media on the days
after a new episode
1287
01:11:18,377 --> 01:11:20,517
wasn't so much focused
on the action.
1288
01:11:20,517 --> 01:11:22,519
It was focused on
the interpersonal drama.
1289
01:11:22,519 --> 01:11:25,936
So that's a testament to
the writing, the direction,
1290
01:11:25,936 --> 01:11:28,387
and, of course, the zombies.
1291
01:11:28,387 --> 01:11:29,940
And, uh --
Oh, my God.
1292
01:11:29,940 --> 01:11:32,771
[Laughs]
Darcy, you scared me.
1293
01:11:32,771 --> 01:11:34,393
That is some good makeup.
1294
01:11:34,393 --> 01:11:37,258
I want to thank, um, Carey
for that makeup.
1295
01:11:37,258 --> 01:11:39,329
That is, uh -- That is awesome.
1296
01:11:39,329 --> 01:11:41,157
Where is Carey?
1297
01:11:42,677 --> 01:11:44,990
Very funny. Okay.
1298
01:11:44,990 --> 01:11:47,441
Alright, Darcy, good job.
1299
01:11:50,098 --> 01:11:52,135
Okay.
1300
01:11:52,135 --> 01:11:55,138
You can stop doing that now.
That's fine.
1301
01:11:55,138 --> 01:11:58,037
Darcy, there's cosplay,
and then there's insanity.
1302
01:11:58,037 --> 01:12:00,005
Okay? That's enough.
-[Growls]
1303
01:12:00,005 --> 01:12:02,663
-Alright. Can you at least
hand me the mail?
1304
01:12:02,663 --> 01:12:04,665
Just hand me the mail.
1305
01:12:04,665 --> 01:12:06,460
Is that the mail?
1306
01:12:06,460 --> 01:12:09,117
What are you --
Alright, give me this.
1307
01:12:09,117 --> 01:12:10,809
I think --
[Laughter]
1308
01:12:10,809 --> 01:12:13,087
Sit down.
1309
01:12:13,087 --> 01:12:15,434
[Sighs] Okay.
1310
01:12:15,434 --> 01:12:18,023
Um...
1311
01:12:18,023 --> 01:12:21,853
What the? Oh, my God.
What is...
1312
01:12:21,853 --> 01:12:24,512
What did you just give me?
You know...
1313
01:12:24,512 --> 01:12:27,170
Alright, there's a letter.
1314
01:12:27,170 --> 01:12:29,275
Um...
1315
01:12:30,725 --> 01:12:32,900
"Oh, I just want to preface this
1316
01:12:32,900 --> 01:12:35,834
and say that I promise
I'm not a serial killer,
1317
01:12:35,834 --> 01:12:39,493
and hopefully this stupid gift
doesn't freak anyone out
1318
01:12:39,493 --> 01:12:41,666
too much.
1319
01:12:41,666 --> 01:12:45,775
Now that that's
out of the way" --
1320
01:12:45,775 --> 01:12:47,603
What are you do--
1321
01:12:50,055 --> 01:12:51,539
Okay.
1322
01:12:51,539 --> 01:12:52,644
"Now that that's out of the way,
1323
01:12:52,644 --> 01:12:54,611
I'm such a big fan
of what you guys do,
1324
01:12:54,611 --> 01:12:56,958
and I hope you all keep it up
for years to come.
1325
01:12:56,958 --> 01:13:00,652
Unfortunately, a hogzilla head
would've been way too big,
1326
01:13:00,652 --> 01:13:04,518
so hopefully a zombie raccoon
is an okay substitute."
1327
01:13:04,518 --> 01:13:08,004
So he says what it is.
It's a zombie raccoon, so...
1328
01:13:08,004 --> 01:13:10,178
"Keep up the great work.
1329
01:13:10,178 --> 01:13:13,596
Matt -- Matthew Wilder Chandler,
Arizona."
1330
01:13:13,596 --> 01:13:15,839
Um...
1331
01:13:15,839 --> 01:13:18,842
Okay, Matt, thanks for
the cool zombie raccoon,
1332
01:13:18,842 --> 01:13:20,706
but it appears to be --
1333
01:13:20,706 --> 01:13:23,639
Um, this end of it is --
1334
01:13:23,639 --> 01:13:27,851
I almost wanna say
this is a sex toy, but, um --
1335
01:13:27,851 --> 01:13:30,059
[Laughter]
1336
01:13:30,059 --> 01:13:32,097
It is, isn't it?
1337
01:13:32,097 --> 01:13:34,202
Okay, you know, let's not --
1338
01:13:34,202 --> 01:13:35,928
let's not go any further
with this thing
1339
01:13:35,928 --> 01:13:38,172
'cause I'm not sure whether you,
you know --
1340
01:13:38,172 --> 01:13:39,760
where you would use it
or how you would use it
1341
01:13:39,760 --> 01:13:43,384
or why you would want a zombie
raccoon on your sex toy, but...
1342
01:13:43,384 --> 01:13:47,077
So, yeah. When did I lose
control of this whole show?
1343
01:13:47,077 --> 01:13:50,425
So, um, here, yeah, here,
try one of these ribs.
1344
01:13:50,425 --> 01:13:53,255
Try one of these ribs,
um, Darcy.
1345
01:13:53,255 --> 01:13:57,605
And you can't, like --
Alright, Darcy.
1346
01:13:57,605 --> 01:14:01,333
Um, I think that's enough zombie
for one night.
1347
01:14:01,333 --> 01:14:03,197
Um, I'm gonna sign off now.
1348
01:14:03,197 --> 01:14:04,509
I'm Joe Bob Briggs,
1349
01:14:04,509 --> 01:14:08,409
reminding you that
nothing is impossible...
1350
01:14:08,409 --> 01:14:10,755
for the man who doesn't
have to do it himself.
1351
01:14:10,755 --> 01:14:13,552
The drive-in will never die.
1352
01:14:13,552 --> 01:14:15,657
Darcy, that's enough, really.
1353
01:14:15,657 --> 01:14:17,418
I don't -- I --
1354
01:14:17,418 --> 01:14:19,523
I would tell a joke
to see if you laugh,
1355
01:14:19,523 --> 01:14:21,802
but you never laugh
at the joke, anyway.
1356
01:14:21,802 --> 01:14:24,598
-[Sighs]
1357
01:14:26,600 --> 01:14:29,188
-So there was this truck driver
who used to amuse himself
1358
01:14:29,188 --> 01:14:31,708
by running over lawyers.
1359
01:14:31,708 --> 01:14:33,675
Whenever he would see a lawyer
walking down the road,
1360
01:14:33,675 --> 01:14:35,574
he'd run them over, so...
1361
01:14:37,369 --> 01:14:39,509
You're not gonna stop me?
1362
01:14:42,754 --> 01:14:44,134
So every time he sees a lawyer,
1363
01:14:44,134 --> 01:14:45,929
the truck driver swerves
to hit the lawyer.
1364
01:14:45,929 --> 01:14:49,795
And he hears a loud thump, then
he swerves back onto the road.
1365
01:14:49,795 --> 01:14:53,005
So one day, the truck driver
sees a priest hitchhiking.
1366
01:14:53,005 --> 01:14:55,007
So he thinks, uh, you know,
"I'll help this guy out."
1367
01:14:55,007 --> 01:14:57,562
So he pulls over, and he asks
the priest where he's going.
1368
01:14:57,562 --> 01:14:59,011
The priest says,
"I'm going to the church
1369
01:14:59,011 --> 01:15:00,841
five miles down the road."
1370
01:15:00,841 --> 01:15:02,843
So the truck driver says,
"No problem, Father.
1371
01:15:02,843 --> 01:15:04,983
Climb in. I'll give you
a lift to the church."
1372
01:15:04,983 --> 01:15:06,674
So the priest
climbs in to the truck,
1373
01:15:06,674 --> 01:15:08,469
and he thanks the truck driver.
1374
01:15:08,469 --> 01:15:10,160
Suddenly, the truck driver
sees a lawyer
1375
01:15:10,160 --> 01:15:11,645
walking down
the side of the road.
1376
01:15:11,645 --> 01:15:14,302
So instinctively,
he swerves to hit him,
1377
01:15:14,302 --> 01:15:16,857
and then he remembers
he has a priest with him.
1378
01:15:16,857 --> 01:15:18,928
So at the last minute,
he swerves back onto the road,
1379
01:15:18,928 --> 01:15:20,723
and he misses the lawyer.
1380
01:15:20,723 --> 01:15:22,725
And so, even though he was
certain he missed the guy,
1381
01:15:22,725 --> 01:15:25,037
he still hears a loud thump.
1382
01:15:25,037 --> 01:15:26,798
So he looks
in his rearview mirror,
1383
01:15:26,798 --> 01:15:28,213
but he can't see anything.
1384
01:15:28,213 --> 01:15:29,455
He turns to the priest,
and he says,
1385
01:15:29,455 --> 01:15:31,803
"I'm sorry, Father,
I almost hit that lawyer."
1386
01:15:31,803 --> 01:15:32,976
And the priest says,
"That's okay.
1387
01:15:32,976 --> 01:15:35,082
I got him with the door."
1388
01:15:35,082 --> 01:15:37,360
[Laughter]
1389
01:15:39,327 --> 01:15:40,570
-[Growls]
1390
01:15:40,570 --> 01:15:45,437
♪♪
1391
01:15:45,437 --> 01:15:47,922
-♪ We are not
like other people ♪
-♪ Not like other people ♪
1392
01:15:47,922 --> 01:15:49,337
-♪ We are sick ♪
-♪ Sick ♪
1393
01:15:49,337 --> 01:15:50,925
-♪ We are disgusting ♪
-♪ Disgusting ♪
1394
01:15:50,925 --> 01:16:00,797
♪♪
1395
01:16:00,797 --> 01:16:10,635
♪♪
1396
01:16:10,635 --> 01:16:20,472
♪♪
1397
01:16:20,472 --> 01:16:30,309
♪♪
1398
01:16:30,309 --> 01:16:39,594
♪♪
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