Original subtitles

The wind in the willows say the softly to you.

Follow my voice wherever it leads

From mountains through valleys

To deep old and seas

The golden breeze of the green

October the 5th

I do not expect to sleep ever again

Such were the horrors I have so bravely endured this last week

And to think that it was all because of my friends and my hospitality

Not to mention my jolly good idea

And so as I turned my back on cat mandu

I took one last lingering look at the grandeur the Himalayas

And three weeks later as we sailed from Bombay Harbour

And I had farewell to India

Forever

Oh badger that was quite wonderful

It was smashing

Yes, smashing Mr Badger

Yes, what did you say toad?

That's it, yes, yes it was awfully good

I have seen it all before of course

It's always new to me

I suppose I should have brought some of my photographic creations

Mr Toad

What?

How do you mean Billy?

People with no heads and furry furry things

And the fingerprints of...

Yes, yes, yes, yes, all right

Oh, do let him go on toad

It's time he was going home to bed

Poor little chap

And fate toad's right Ratty

Going on for half past eight

What time will your man par back from your grandkids?

About eight o'clock, Mr Badger, how about...

Ah, well, but nothing Billy

Mr Toad is right

This time

Better get your coat and hat

Oh, yes Mr Badger

No, no, it's time we had a proper entertainment

How do you mean toad?

No, I mean it's... I mean a swari

A swari?

Goodness me

Yes, which I will organise at toad hall

Yes, yes, a proper entertainment with the games

And music and lots of... you

No, no, not lots of me

Well, a bit of me, I mean say...

Yes, yes, yes, it's all I told

Ratty is teasing you

Well, anyway, I will on Friday night

Oh, but that's less than a week away

Is it?

Oh, no, very little

It will be wonderfully organised by then

Well, I'm ready, Mr Badger

Good, good

Now, who's going to see him home through the Wildwood?

Yeah, I will

You sure toad?

Sure, how do you mean...

How do you mean...

Haven't Mowlin and I better come as well?

Good heavens rat, why?

Oh, there's nothing in the Wildwood

Frightens me

The steam traction engine did, Mr Toad?

Yet with the steam traction engine isn't there anymore

Look at...

It's Charlie Well did not

Honestly, come on Billy, I'll see you home alright

Very well...

Have a care...

Have a care of... what?

Well, put pads, polygons, weasels, weasels

Weasels?

Yes...

Mm-hmm...

Well, are you going home yourself?

Oh yes, Todie, I have to be up early tomorrow

Well, in that case, you can come with me

Then you and Rat needn't worry about the weasels

What a noble chap you are toad

I don't know...

Well, I'm not sure myself

We'll see you on Friday night then

Friday night?

The Swarey

Oh, yes!

Friday night!

Oh, oh, oh, well...

Good night, Badger

Good night, Toad?

I'd be there

Good night, and thank you, Mr. Badger

I've had a smashing time

Come on, Billy

Yes, Mr. Toad?

Mm-hmm...

I say... you are coming on you

It's a book toad

Mm, a book with three words

Title has three words

Right, first word then, Toad?

I know, I know

You're not supposed to speak, Toad?

No, no, I'm not supposed to speak

Shh! Shh!

Shh! Nothing! How can I tell you that I know

I'm not supposed to speak if I can't speak?

Oh, dear!

Can we just have the first word, Toad?

Well, I can't remember what to do for the...

You hold one hand like that

and the other like that

like a letter T

Ah!

The... what is the first word, B?

Well, I haven't done it yet

Oh, good, honestly, yes it's...

Look, if you're going to spend all night going...

And, shall he well not going to play?

All right Toad? No need for tantrums?

Tantrums?

May we have the first word?

Mm... All right...

They be...

Second word?

No, third word?

Ah!

The third word is two

The second word is three

Cool! I thought you'd never...

Shh! Oh...

Mm...

Third word?

Word in two parts

First part?

Mm?

Ah! Gum!

Fire? The three...

Thunderbuds?

Musket?

Musket?

The three musketeers?

Wait a minute, we...

I haven't done the ears bit yet!

We've guessed!

Yes, and you've jolly well spoiled it!

I had a really clever idea for that!

I was going to do this!

Oh, my word, Toad?

That was a clever idea!

Yes!

I...

I hope you're not being funny!

Toad, how could you think it?

Right, who's next?

Oh, we won't play charades anymore!

We've had enough of it!

You mean you've had enough of it?

Well...

supposed to be having fun!

We are having fun, Toad!

Huh!

Put all my effort into organizing my little squaré!

And now no one's enjoying it!

Nonsense Toad!

I was enjoying charades enormously!

Oh, poo charades!

No, no, no, no, I know!

A much better than all that charlie charades nonsense!

Nen l'head?

Yes, Badger indeed!

It is!

Sticky retail on the donkey!

A really intellectual game!

What?

Nothing toad!

Anyway, I've got the donkey pinned up over here!

Now, what happens is that you're blindfolded, spun around, and then you have...

Yes, yes, Toad, we know how to play it!

No, do you?

They did when I was five!

Oh!

Oh, really?

Well, I expect this is a modern version.

So, who's going first?

Oh, all right then!

I will!

Hey, I was going to say I would!

You asked and most said he would!

Oh, all right then!

You have first go!

This is the blindfold, Toad?

Yes!

Right, Mo!

I goodness!

There!

We're going to turn you round now, Mo!

Yes, all right!

Oh!

Right, Mo!

Off you go!

Yeah!

Oh, careful, careful, careful!

Oh!

Wobbly!

Oh, no!

You!

Oh!

Oh!

I see!

Oh, I see!

Oh!

Oh, you suck you!

I think it!

Yeah!

I see!

Mo, no need to destroy the family!

Oh, you know!

Oh! Oh! Oh!

I will have trouble with the blessing wobbwom!

Oh, dear!

Toad, I am sorry!

Oh, it's all right, old chap!

It's just that you know sense of direction, you see!

I suppose not!

No, look!

I'll have a go!

Mmm!

Yeah!

Right!

Now, Mo, let me turn you round!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Right, Toad!

Off you go!

Yeah, right!

Oh!

Oh!

It's not over there!

It is Toad!

Oh!

Oh!

You can't catch me!

Don't!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

And the donkey is too slow!

Yeah!

Well, one of them is...

Ha-ha-ha!

No, Toad!

So, I'll put it...

Ha-ha!

Yeah!

Ha!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

I say you, Rogers!

Rogers?

Why are we Rogers?

Oh!

Oh!

I'm standing a jello shooter in my way!

Toad, we did him!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Would you wrap you though?

You can't put me off, though!

Ha-ha!

Not that way, Toad!

Oh, yes!

Ha-ha!

Toad!

Don't!

Ha-ha!

I know!

Oh!

It's Toad!

Right!

Ha-ha!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

And it's perfectly simple.

You draw a card and it'll have one of our names on it.

If it's someone else's name, you do a little impression of them.

And if it's your own name, you pass the card on to the person on your left for them to do

it.

Oh, yes.

Now I see.

Oh.

I've had rather a shock, you know.

You sure you want to play?

Oh!

Rather.

More accountability?

Hmm.

Take more than a fall down the flight of Stes to me.

Ha-ha!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Hey!

Haha!

Oh!

Please don't use this.

Wait a minute.

I'm sorry we didn't dance?

What?

Oh!

Is that why you didn't play?

It sounds like you Prince Story?

Ah!

I can't.

Activezy!

Would you dance and follow me from one and after?

An opportunity?

Huh?

Disneybirds Byte bears his mail shirts on Pearlribe Alley!

Each of you?

Oh!

It's Jack.

Mmmm.

I love their

Hulk Ninja pointed at him.

Hehe!

Pooh, I say.

You rotters.

It's the only thing. Poop, poop.

Well, who is it then?

Come on, come on, tell me. Tell me.

You. Me.

Who I say.

You're not.

Makes me sound silly.

Excellent, Ratty.

No, rotters.

No, well, if that's your attitude, I'm not going to play him like that.

And don't bother to turn up your game.

Surely, sorry I ever invited you and I'm going to my room and goodbye forever show there.

Oh, Toad, it's only a bit of fun.

Well, poo to the fun. Poo to the silly game and poo to you.

Now, that was just like Toad.

Oh, dear. Oh, my goodness, me.

Hmm. Rot and lot.

Me at all. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

I shouldn't speak to them again.

No. Not ever.

Silly, shirards. Silly, lokey.

You're not a car. You're not a clever living.

It is its own, Lili.

No, dear.

Toady, time to get up.

Who?

Oh, pleasure. Oh, my goodness.

Are you all right, badger?

I mean, what?

Look, look here.

What's going on?

Oh, no, Lili.

Badger?

Hey, Shay, what am I doing here?

Mole.

Well, well, well.

You may have missed a looming tone.

Pardon? Mole?

It's like my Rolls-Royce, Mr. Toad.

Your Rolls, it's mine.

That's not very nice, Mr. Toad.

Hey, what?

Mr. Toad's suggesting I've stopped for these owners.

Not very nice. Not very nice.

What's he doing with the donkey, Chief?

Lili, what donkey?

Are you talking like that?

I swapped you the Rolls for the donkey.

I hope you're looking after him.

Yeah.

Mr. Rest of him.

But I... Oh, Chief.

Dear me.

Oh, my goodness.

Mole? Chief?

Why have you got Mole's voice? Mollie, he's got...

Hello, Mr. Toad.

Oh, Lili.

Who has Mollie?

Mole?

Oh, Mollie.

They're glorious creatures.

Oh, badger.

What have you done with the three musketeers?

Three musketeers.

How am I supposed to manage without the ripples, Toad?

Gratchee.

They're the only thing.

Oh, Boo.

Will I say, do stop it?

Toad.

Toad.

Toad.

Toad.

Toad.

Toad.

Toad.

Toad.

Toad.

Toad.

What ever is the matter?

Toad?

No.

Mole.

No, Madger.

I haven't got the donkey.

It's a monster.

What?

Oh, Madger.

No, Madger.

No, Madger.

Oh, Madger.

Oh, Madger.

Oh, Madger.

Oh, Madger.

You must have dropped off.

TrompED off?

You'll be having a nightmare?

Nightmare?

Nightmare?

I haven't swapped the rose.

I haven't lost the donkey.

What?

Oh, oh, um.

Oh, oh, oh.

It's a little, um,

so I just need a little joke.

Hmm.

I came to tell you we are leaving.

Leaving?

Leaving?

Yes.

I'm sorry you're sorry.

I had to end this way.

But no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

You can't leave.

You mustn't leave really.

I thought you were never going to see us again, Toad.

I know, I know.

I'm, I'm, I'm sorry.

Ah.

Please stay.

Please don't leave me.

I don't want to be.

I don't want to be on my own.

Oh.

Oh, please.

Oh, well.

Of course we will, Toad.

We understand.

Mm-hmm.

Yes.

We'll stay.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, Toad.

And Rashi?

Yes, Toad.

You know when you were being me?

Yes.

I don't really sound like that, do I?

Oh, Toad.

Oh, Toad.

Oh, Toad.

Oh, Toad.

Oh, Toad.

Oh, Toad.

Oh, Toad.

Oh, Toad.

Oh, Toad.

Oh, Toad.

Oh, Toad.

Oh, Toad.

Oh, Toad.

So I'm up next.

I'm gonna see.

Oh, Toad.

I'm gonna see.

Oh, Toad.

Oh, Toad.

Oh, Toad.

Oh, Toad, Toad.

Oh.

Oh, Toad.

The Animals in the arms.

Oh, Toad.

Is it Toad?

Oh, Toad.

Is it Toad?

Oh.

Is it.

Oh.

Oh, Toad.

Oh, Toad.

The world has held great heroes as his people's headroom.

But never a name went down to fame compared with that of tow.

Intelligent misty tow.

A carriaging misty tow.