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The wind in the willows, say the softly to you.

Follow my voice wherever it leads.

From mountains through valleys, to deep rolling seas.

The water and the winds of the breeze.

September 20th, would have been a pretty boring day had it not been for that chap turning up at third hall.

I was using my considerable strength and enviable skills to prepare a supply of logs for the winter.

Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, so...

Oh, my foot! Oh! Oh! Oh, my foot! Oh! Oh! Oh, you are right!

Of course I'm not all right! Do I look at you if I'm all right?

I hope, says I didn't frighten you, sir. I dropped by to bring you luck, sir.

And see if there were any little odd jobs I could do for you.

Oh! Oh! Look, says if you could do with the luck and an open hand.

What do you mean, luck? One of these, sir. Bring your luck, just a few pets.

Hmm. Hmm. Who is it? Corn dolly, sir. I make some myself.

Oh! Hmm. It's all for you. Yeah, it's all for you, sir.

And lucky, sir. Give you a good harvest.

Really? Oh, well. I suppose I might as well.

Oh, thank you, sir. Oh, thank you, sir.

You wouldn't like me to soar a few logs, boy, you I suppose, sir?

Would you? Ah!

I'd say that's awfully...

It's awfully, eh, I like the way I was doing it.

You want me to carry on, sir?

Erm... Well, I was hoping you'd get a bit of a healthy exercise, erm...

But, er, I suppose I have other things to do. I'm from a busy Jack, you know?

Fair as if state and all that, what, huh? Oh, oh...

Yeah, well, so, er, well...

Oh, er, and I'll just leave you to it. Right, sir.

Yeah. Well, good. Well, uh-uh.

Hmm.

Oh! Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Well, how's he going?

I saved him and not!

Well, he...

Probably couldn't have done much more myself in the time.

You get your work done, sir?

No, I work. What do you mean? Oh, ah! Yeah, oh, the administration's...

Oh, me, huh. They're half-solving. And right?

Half-a-solving? I wasn't thinking of that much, sir.

Oh. Well...

Yeah, go on, go on, go on.

You're a gentleman, sir. One of the best.

Yes, I know.

Is it right here, dear? Me, sir?

Oh, I don't live nowhere. And I lives everywhere.

I see.

Well, don't actually. How do you mean?

I'm a diddy-coiser.

Oh, diddy-coiser. Oh, what's he diddy-coiser?

A Romani, sir. A gypsy.

Oh, a gypsy. Oh, are you really?

So why doesn't have no home like you?

Oh. Oh, oh, oh.

But, um, if you haven't got a home, where do you live?

Oh, under the blue, I've ever been. And the silver of the stars.

And that's you. Look, you can sleep in the outhouse if you're live in this thing.

You're a straw and hair.

No, no, sir. Very kind. But I couldn't do with a roof over me, Ed.

Wouldn't feel right.

My place is with the foxes, not the arth dog.

Ah.

Tell you what, sir. You've been very kind.

How'd you like to try a gypsy supper?

Huh. If you were to come to that little camp of birches by the Wilmerton Road,

just a little before sunset,

you could try the kind of supper I eat and taste the life I lead.

Yes. Oh, yes. My jovah will.

Oh, oh, yes. I will. Oh, oh.

Right, sir. See you later then.

Mm. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Mustn't forget my little friend.

I say.

But we fed from Egypt, did our people,

to wander the corners of the earth.

And that's why they call us gypsy, from Egypt.

You see? My.

Oh, all sorts of names we as, besides our own,

gitanos in Spain and zingari in Italy.

Zingari. Mm.

How you been to all those places?

I hardly knows where I've been, sir. It is all one to me.

All the same sky, all the same stars.

The same earth under me. The same people around me.

Ooh, wonderful. What a way to live.

In fact, it's the only way.

The only way.

Oh, it's the only way.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

I'll say jolly cold in here.

Must live the window, my lass.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh, yeah. She's all this, right?

Gypsy. Oh. Oh.

Oh, where's he gone? Hello? Hello?

Oh. Oh. What an adventure.

Ah. I'm a real gypsy now.

Oh. This is the life.

It is not a silly fan.

I'm turning my back on the bald values of mere positions.

I should be the symbol life under the stars, believe me?

Do you believe blue of heaven?

Yes. I am going to be as Zucchini.

I say, you all right, Badger?

He's not having an attack. He's having trouble with his breathing.

I think he's having difficulty imagining what you look like on a plate of salad.

Oh, I see. Well, eh. What are you talking about?

A zucchini. A cloud is a small vegetable marriage.

More. It's nothing of a shortage of other neighbor and gypsy.

That's a zingar.

Zingar.

Oh, that's what I said. You didn't mind it.

You didn't, Toad. You saved.

It doesn't matter what I said. It's what I'm going to be the count.

And I am going to be a zucchini.

A zucchini. A zucchini.

A zucchini. So poo to you and poo poo poo to all this.

Oh, please, Toady, you can't just... No, no, Mo. Better not to interfere.

Toad is, after all, old enough to know his own mind.

Oh, yes. Thank you, Badger.

Well, there is a bit.

And if he's determined to take up the Romany life, then we can only leave him to it.

However...

How ever nothing, Badger. I am going to...

How ever...how ever.

You should, I think, keep an eye on Toad Hall.

How do you mean, Badger?

If it's left empty, those weasels will be in like a shot.

Doesn't matter. Goodness, yes.

So, with Toad's permission, we ought to stay here till he comes back.

I am not coming back.

Until he comes back.

Mo and I will look after Toad Hall.

And the new you, you, Toad,

I've got to borrow an old tent I've got.

Very kind, Badger, but no.

We Doddy-Coats don't need that sort of thing.

He told me... I mean...

We know how to make a shelter out of anything.

No, I should just take my old violin.

Oh...

A few simple belongings and go far, far away.

Mmm...

Mmm...

Wonderful.

So calm.

So still.

So...

Wonderful.

So sweet.

Get in a bit.

See?

A rega shelter.

Heh.

Borrow an old tent.

Heh.

We Romanese do the tent.

Oh!

Oh, my geez.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Huh?

Ha!

Ha!

Oh!

Oh!

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!

See?

Oh!

Ow!

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!

Hmm.

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!

Hmm!

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!

Hmm.

Hmm,

Hmm.

Ha!

Oh!

Oh!

Ah!

Magic.

Oh, yes, here, Magic.

A sound that tells centuries of romance.

Oh!

A sound that conjures up the very spirit of us roomies.

A sound that's his.

I want to get off!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Don't ratch!

Now, that's what I call a shelter.

That's a lupipper billet.

A natural ootchman.

A born romey.

How many?

Oh, yes.

I was made for life in the great outdoors

to be part of nature, to be at one of the very elements.

Yeah, what was that?

Oh, I got it.

I got it.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh.

Yes? Yes?

Oh, babe. Oh, babe.

Oh.

Oh, oh.

Oh, what are you doing?

I didn't expect to see you quite so soon, if ever.

Oh, no. Well, I knew you'd be more...

Oh, worried about me?

Well, not really.

Oh.

Enjoying the gypsy life, then, are you?

Oh, I'll say.

Not missing home comfort.

Home comfort?

My two-year-old.

Well, I am a bit.

I can't see the fire.

Could you move out of the way?

No, but I was getting...

Oh, um, yeah.

Yeah, of course.

Sorry.

Oh. I serve you to come all that way from Five Oak, Redder.

Oh, oh, me? I... I don't...

Oh, oh, oh.

Ike.

Nice.

Cops.

Your captain.

Oh, oh, yeah, yeah.

You can see it from the kitchen window.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Right.

What's the matter?

Oh.

I'm meant to bring you a bowl of my, my, my...

vegetable soup, really?

Ooh.

Yes, very... beautiful.

I suppose you don't go in for making soup.

Oh, neat.

It would be nice to compare yours.

You don't mind my mind.

You see?

Yeah.

But you haven't brought yours.

Hm?

No, no, no, no, but I will.

Oh, you know, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

It's time.

But I could try yours now.

Yeah.

But...

Oh, okay.

I hadn't read for a cappina this time.

Oh, all my little...

I...

Well, it wouldn't be any sandwich or two.

With a hard boiled egg and some cheese and pickled and maybe a slice of that plum pie of yours.

I like it.

I say is that the time.

It's only half past nine, Toad.

Half past nine?

Oh, I mean...

Oh...

Oh, half past nine.

Oh, oh, oh...

Oh, oh...

But you're never in bed before, mid-night.

Badger's always telling you off about it.

Oh, I didn't used to be but now.

Oh, well, I'll stay away in a minute, after ten.

Oh, dear.

Oh, dear.

Well, you won't have time for a snack then, will you?

Oh, yes, yes.

Make an exception.

Do you want to be rude?

No.

Oh, say no, no, no, never make it back to my dear little shelter.

But it's only...

Much too late, not too old.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, neither.

I miss it, of course, but you've got quite a nice little spare bedroom, haven't you, ready?

Quite nice.

Yes, well, silly, not you, is it?

But I often...

Besides, I dare say you could do with a company, you and me, jolly old chinwag, just like those arms.

But you only left this morning?

Well, the party's sharper then.

Yes, yes, toad.

All right, all right.

Bit more bacon toad.

Mm-hmm.

Well, there.

Could you see who that is toad?

No, sir, I haven't faced the mushroom yet.

All right.

All right.

I'll go.

I mean...

That's got your finish here, mushroom.

Mm-hmm.

Morning, sir.

Good morning.

I was wondering if you'd like any little jobs done, sir.

Ah.

Mm.

Oh, there might be.

Are you a gypsy by any chance?

I am, sir.

I am.

Oh, just hang on a moment.

Ah, Ratti, I was just thinking how jolly nice your old dressing gun is.

Good.

It isn't my old one.

No.

Oh, oh.

That gypsy friend of yours is at the door, told?

Gypsy friend?

Mm.

The one you fancied joining.

Fancy joining?

Uh, well, why do you say that?

Oh, you said you did yesterday.

Oh, now's your chance.

Mm-hmm.

Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no, Ratti.

No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, I was just being, you know, I was being whimsical.

Well, didn't that meet, it?

What?

No, no.

I couldn't just drop all my responsibilities, you know.

Too many people depending on me.

Like who?

That was too many all the girls, no, no, no, no, no.

It's a burden, but it's one we have to bear.

We towed?

I see it well, I'll tell him not to bother waiting then, shall I?

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Right.

Look, I wonder if you could come back in a couple of days.

Yes, sir, of course.

That's if I'm around.

Yes, sir.

You're around.

Right, sir.

Good day, sir.

And good fortune to you.

Bye.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I say, Ratty, you got any more fried bread?

Ha ha ha!

The clever man that Oxford knew all this to be knew, but none of them know half as much as the intelligent Mr. Jones.

The animals that hid the opposite as the orange dude, who was it said that there's land ahead, Mr. Jones.

Mr. Jones!

The world has held great heroes, as his people sent you, but never a name went down to fame compared with that of Joe.

The intelligent Mr. Jones!