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Not all right, not okay!
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We don't have no teachers'
aides! Not all right...
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Not to be that guy,
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but should we really be doing
non-grammatical chants?
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Thank you for your input, Scott.
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How about this?
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Not all right, not okay.
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We have a complete lack
of teachers' aides.
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Not all right, not okay...
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Thank you.
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Not all right...
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I'm going inside. I got to pee.
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Ah-ah-ah, no, no, no, no!
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You can't pee across the picket line.
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If you got to go, go to the
gas station up the street.
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But you got to buy something,
so get me some coffee.
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That-that is all the way
down on Lake Avenue.
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Well, that is wonderful, girl.
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Get your steps in!
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Not all right, not okay!
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We don't have no teachers' aides!
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Don't worry, Mr. Schaefer.
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Yes, the faculty has been
on strike for two days,
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but the school is still open.
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And I'm happy to report
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we've got substitutes for every class.
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No, I said "substitutes."
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Why would I say we had prostitutes?
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We don't have no teacher's aides!
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Is she on the phone?
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Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
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We don't care you're on the phone!
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Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
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We don't care you're on the phone!
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Um, Dave?
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Dave. David.
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Yeah?
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Let me explain the science
of the leaf blower to you.
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You're supposed to blow
the leaves off your lawn,
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not back all over your lawn.
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Yeah, well, I already did that.
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But then they were all in a neat pile,
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and I was gonna have to go back inside
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and Gemma is not a pleasure right now.
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And when I told her to calm
down, she told me to...
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Damn. Gemma said that?
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Yeah. It's bad.
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I've never seen her this upset.
Usually, when she's mad,
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Tina helps her through it,
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but now Tina is the reason she's mad.
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Yeah, yeah, Tina is upset
with Gemma, too.
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You know that five-piece china set
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that Gemma got us for our anniversary?
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Is it now a three-piece china set?
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Or a 75-piece china set,
depending on how you look at it.
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Oh, Dave.
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I don't know why you're
bothering with that leaf blower.
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Your wife blows hot air all day long.
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Tina, Tina, come on.
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Hey, Dave, can you... Oh.
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I'm going back inside.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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I'm going back inside.
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Fine, I'll stay and you go inside.
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Oh, wait, wait, wait, Gemma,
you don't tell me what to do.
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Well, then fine, stay
out here, backstabber.
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Okay, you know what, Gemma?
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- What?
- You can kiss my...
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Rot in hell!
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- And your mama!
- Oh!
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Dave, this is way bigger than leaves.
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We might have to relandscape out here.
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Maybe put in a pool.
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Nope. Nope.
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What are you doing?
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Just getting rid of some books, man.
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These all remind me of Janelle.
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Oh, come on, big bro.
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I know breakups are hard.
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But enough already.
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You threw out all the Cap'n Crunch.
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She loved Cap'n Crunch.
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I love Cap'n Crunch.
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That's why I bought the Cap'n Crunch.
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Look, man, I-I don't get it.
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When you two were together,
you didn't seem that serious.
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Now that she's gone,
you can't live without her.
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That's how true love works, Marty.
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So, what, you're just gonna
throw all these books away?
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No, man, I'm gonna put 'em
in Dave's little library.
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Really? The... Secrets to
Pleasing a Black Woman?
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Maybe not this one.
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Mm. Mm.
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Okay.
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- Oh, my God, okay, here we go.
- What?
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Let me guess, Marty...
you got a tickle in your throat,
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you went on WebMD and now
you think you have scurvy.
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No. I eliminated scurvy
by eating three oranges.
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So, clearly, this is
something much worse.
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Marty, I brought you some zinc.
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Oh, no, stay back. Stay back!
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Where are my N-95 masks?
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Malcolm!
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Oh, let me guess...
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they reminded you of Janelle.
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She liked to wear the pink ones.
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It's just a cold, Marty.
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This isn't Game of Thrones.
You don't have greyscale.
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We're not gonna exile you
to the ruins of Valyria
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with the other stone men.
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You know nothin', Jon Snow.
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Oh, you better get used
to this, Courtney.
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Marty is very bad at being sick.
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You know, when he was nine,
he had his tonsils out
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and he wrote a will.
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- What did he leave you?
- Nothing.
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He left everything to the
American Tonsil Society.
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Which does not exist.
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It should.
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Well, you'd better rally.
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We have our baby safety class tomorrow.
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Oh, no, no, no, I-I can't do that.
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As sick as I am, I can barely
lift up my own head.
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Let alone a rubber baby.
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Plus, it'd be irresponsible,
exposing all those fetuses
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to my pestilence.
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It's for mothers and fathers.
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I don't want to go there looking
like my baby doesn't have a father.
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- Malcolm can go.
- You don't know what Malcolm can do.
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- Do you have plans?
- You know I don't.
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Okay, so, tomorrow, you the daddy.
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Hey, Tina,
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- I was just talking to Dave...
- Traitor.
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Well, Dave was talking to me.
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You know, "Yap, yap, yap, yap."
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But then I heard him say
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that Gemma realizes that she was wrong.
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So, Tina Butler actually
said she was wrong?
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I couldn't believe it myself.
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But that's what Calvin told me.
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So, why didn't she tell me herself?
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She was afraid of how you would react.
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What, to being told I'm right?
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Yes, she realizes you were right.
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She wants to get together for
dinner to work things out.
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Okay. Well, I guess
the right thing to do
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would be to let her apologize.
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Well, I guess I could
listen to her apology.
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Great. You know what,
we'll do it here over dinner.
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Okay.
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But I'm not cooking.
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Of course not.
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So, Tina's cooking?
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She insisted.
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Okay, good.
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I'm mad at her, but I'm
not mad at her short ribs.
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No. Yeah.
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All right. Here we go.
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- Jump in.
- This is pad thai.
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Better than short ribs, don't you think?
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No.
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Well, when you're done
insulting the food,
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maybe there's something
you want to say to me?
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I want to accept something
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after you say something to me.
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What kind of apology is this?
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Why would I have an apology?
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Well, this is healthy.
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The word "apology" is
being thrown around a lot.
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Gemma?
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This strike is not going to end
until we have teachers' aides.
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But you keep ignoring the issue.
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I am not ignoring it.
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It's just, sometimes tough
decisions have to be made.
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Calvin, do you hear this craziness?
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Crazy. Yes.
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But, in all fairness,
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it is tough when you're
in charge of the budget.
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I have to deal with that all
the time at the Fusebox.
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Okay, okay. So, at the Fusebox,
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do you make your software
engineers run the bake sale?
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Well, actually,
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- it's not like th...
- Well, you know, uh,
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Tina does make some reasonable points.
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- What?!
- I'm just saying,
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you hire an employee to do a job,
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not every job.
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Exactly.
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I should not be coaching kickball
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during my lunch break.
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I mean, my high heels keep
punching through the Astroturf.
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I get that, but sometimes,
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when you're in management,
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you have to ask your team
to go the extra mile
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for the good of the business.
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Thank you, Calvin.
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But any organization's
most valuable resource
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is the people in the trenches.
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Damn it, Dave! Give me some.
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Okay...
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Dave, the whole point of this
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was that you were to agree with me.
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No, we just agreed to agree.
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I never agreed to agree with you.
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I can't believe you're on Tina's side.
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That's because Dave
has empathy for people.
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He doesn't work them till their
fingers bleed like you and Calvin.
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- Okay.
- Uh, listen, okay, all right.
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Uh, Gemma and I just understand
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what it is to be management, all right?
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You just have to look
at the bigger picture.
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Exactly. Calvin and I
are big-picture people.
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You hear this, Dave?
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I guess we're just
little-ass picture people.
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I ain't got no time for this!
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You know what?
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I ain't got no time for this, either.
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Solidarity forever.
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Well, Calvin, I guess I better go, too.
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No, no, no, Gemma, stay.
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All right? It's not our
fault that some people
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don't understand business, all right?
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We deserve this satay.
Here, here, come on.
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Yes. With extra peanut sauce.
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- That's right, sauce me up.
- Yep.
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Calvin, you better sauce
your ass in this room!
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You might want to take that to go.
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- Yeah.
- Get on out of here.
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Oh, God.
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Dave, what are you doing?
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Serenading you, because
you're mad at me.
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It's not working.
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Well, so you say,
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but you can never resist
my "ooh-koo-lay-lay."
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Say "ukulele" like everyone else.
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That's not how they
say it in "Ooh-vah-ee."
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I just wish you could understand
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how much stress I'm under right now.
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Come on, Mom, I don't want
to be late for school.
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Uh, my new science teacher is awesome.
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That's great.
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See? Grover loves the substitutes.
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Tell your little comrade Tina
to strike all she wants.
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We're still learning at my school.
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It is so cool. I've learned
so much about astrology.
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- You mean astronomy.
- Wh...
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No way. Astronomy is pseudoscience.
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It completely ignores how
the alignment of planets
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predicts our future love lives.
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- You still want me to talk to Tina?
- Don't you dare.
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Mommy, chicken soup is
not a cure for anything.
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It's just salt and fat and
little bits of carrots.
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And love.
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Okay, fine, it-it's got love in it, too,
256
00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:22,180
but still, I'm following the science.
257
00:11:22,230 --> 00:11:23,480
I got a vaporizer,
258
00:11:23,530 --> 00:11:25,101
an atomizer, a nebulizer.
259
00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:28,438
You want science, just put some
Vicks VapoRub on your feet.
260
00:11:30,130 --> 00:11:31,483
How is that science?
261
00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:33,370
You put the Vicks on your feet,
262
00:11:33,420 --> 00:11:34,730
you put on some socks,
263
00:11:34,780 --> 00:11:37,560
the Vicks sucks all the
cold out of your body,
264
00:11:37,610 --> 00:11:40,060
through your feet, and into the socks.
265
00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:41,560
But, Mommy...
266
00:11:41,610 --> 00:11:44,580
Marty, please, stop wasting my time.
267
00:11:44,630 --> 00:11:46,280
I've already been
fighting my best friend.
268
00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:47,749
I am not about to fight you.
269
00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:49,584
I just don't want to get my baby sick.
270
00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:54,631
The baby is gonna make you sick.
271
00:11:54,650 --> 00:11:58,100
- What?
- Oh, okay, Marty.
272
00:11:58,150 --> 00:12:00,136
The baby's gonna bring every germ
273
00:12:00,150 --> 00:12:02,347
in the world into your house.
274
00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:05,640
When the baby comes home
from day care, coughing,
275
00:12:05,690 --> 00:12:09,470
it's gonna have snot caked
all over its little face,
276
00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:10,563
and then...
277
00:12:10,580 --> 00:12:11,660
Oh!
278
00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:15,340
... sneeze right into your mouth.
279
00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:19,280
- No.
- Yes.
280
00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:23,450
And you're gonna have
to take care of the kid.
281
00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:26,780
So you better get used to
being sick all the damn time.
282
00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:30,820
So. Put your big boy pants on,
put your Vapo-socks on
283
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,950
and get ready to power
through it, Daddy.
284
00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:37,140
Okay. Okay, all right, I can do this.
285
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:38,790
Yes, you can. You sure can.
286
00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:39,919
- Yeah.
- But you know what, when I heard
287
00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:41,610
my little baby boy was sick,
288
00:12:41,660 --> 00:12:44,681
I dropped everything, ran
home and started cooking.
289
00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:46,840
Now open your mouth
290
00:12:46,890 --> 00:12:48,620
and put some soup in it.
291
00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:55,650
Connor, Graycen, nice
to have you, welcome.
292
00:12:55,670 --> 00:12:57,100
Next.
293
00:12:57,150 --> 00:12:59,530
I'm Jordan. This is my husband Jay.
294
00:12:59,580 --> 00:13:02,400
And we're at, oh, my God, 32 weeks.
295
00:13:02,450 --> 00:13:06,270
Well, okay, you're getting close. Next.
296
00:13:06,328 --> 00:13:08,650
- Hi, I'm Courtney.
- I'm Malcolm.
297
00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:10,210
And how far along are you two?
298
00:13:10,260 --> 00:13:13,320
Oh, no, we are not a two.
299
00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:15,600
Okay, so you're not married,
300
00:13:15,650 --> 00:13:17,172
but you're gonna be an involved dad?
301
00:13:17,173 --> 00:13:19,257
Oh, no, I am not involved at all.
302
00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:26,080
In fact, I'm not involved
with, uh, with anyone.
303
00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:29,851
He's my baby's father's brother.
304
00:13:29,870 --> 00:13:32,687
Same DNA, no smashing.
305
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:37,190
You know, I was involved,
uh, with someone,
306
00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:38,570
until very, very recently,
307
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:41,420
but, uh, yeah, I...
I threw that all away.
308
00:13:42,810 --> 00:13:43,980
Like a fool.
309
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:47,702
Aw, don't beat yourself up.
310
00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:49,720
Yeah, it was all my fault.
311
00:13:49,770 --> 00:13:51,600
But-but I'm trying, you know.
312
00:13:51,650 --> 00:13:54,900
I'm trying to make myself
a, uh, a better man.
313
00:13:54,950 --> 00:13:57,295
And I'm trying to keep my baby alive.
314
00:13:59,810 --> 00:14:01,257
So, can we get back to that part?
315
00:14:01,270 --> 00:14:02,770
Yes. Right.
316
00:14:02,810 --> 00:14:05,320
Okay, uh, everybody, pick up your babies
317
00:14:05,330 --> 00:14:06,720
and let's practice cradling them.
318
00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:08,670
Yeah. Let's...
319
00:14:12,140 --> 00:14:15,970
Uncle Malcolm, you don't
pick them up by the leg.
320
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,890
Can we get another baby?
321
00:14:19,940 --> 00:14:21,180
Or some duct tape?
322
00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:26,640
Hey, Calvin. Tina's still mad, I see.
323
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,520
Eh. How'd you know?
324
00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:30,900
You always work on your
truck when she's mad.
325
00:14:30,950 --> 00:14:34,480
Like on her birthday, when you
got her NFL Sunday Ticket.
326
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:38,253
Yeah, I worked on this truck
for a month after that one.
327
00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:41,600
You know, I like being back
under the hood, though.
328
00:14:41,650 --> 00:14:42,910
It's my happy place.
329
00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:45,460
Aah! Come on, you stupid cord.
330
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,270
Yeah, I know how you feel.
331
00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:50,630
I had to teach six classes today.
332
00:14:50,670 --> 00:14:52,730
I haven't taught a class
since we moved here.
333
00:14:52,780 --> 00:14:55,050
The kids were screaming and talking back
334
00:14:55,070 --> 00:14:57,880
and they have no attention span at all.
335
00:14:57,930 --> 00:15:00,680
Kind of forgot how hard teaching is.
336
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,510
Yeah, that's what Tina says.
337
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:05,350
But I also forgot how much I love it.
338
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,730
She says that, too.
339
00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:10,480
- She does?
- Yeah.
340
00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:13,130
Of course she does.
341
00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:15,123
How did I let it get this far?
342
00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:20,000
I don't know. You guys
have a very stressful job.
343
00:15:20,050 --> 00:15:21,870
'Cause, personally,
344
00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:23,950
I don't like other people's kids.
345
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,303
What about Grover?
346
00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:30,847
I'm talking about other people
that's not on this block.
347
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,220
Now it's so clear to me.
348
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,930
I was falling in love.
349
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:44,100
But that scared me so badly
that I pushed her away.
350
00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:47,010
And now, everywhere I go,
351
00:15:47,050 --> 00:15:49,810
everything I do... it haunts me.
352
00:15:52,460 --> 00:15:54,540
The thought of what could have been.
353
00:15:56,420 --> 00:15:59,450
Oh...
354
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,660
Oh, brother.
355
00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:03,580
You have to forgive yourself.
356
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:04,964
You know, I'm trying, Lorraine.
357
00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:09,040
But I got a long way to go.
358
00:16:10,020 --> 00:16:12,710
You'll get there. I know you will.
359
00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:14,015
Thank you.
360
00:16:14,030 --> 00:16:17,960
The syllabus said we would
get to CPR by now, so...
361
00:16:18,937 --> 00:16:20,180
You're a good guy, Malcolm.
362
00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:24,170
And, trust me, someday,
363
00:16:24,220 --> 00:16:27,100
a great woman is going
to see all of that.
364
00:16:27,150 --> 00:16:31,540
I mean, who knows, maybe she
knows everything about babies,
365
00:16:31,570 --> 00:16:33,810
but doesn't have any herself.
366
00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:36,310
Yet.
367
00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:40,030
I hope she's out there.
368
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:42,950
She's closer than you can imagine.
369
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:49,290
I'm just saying, because we
only have 20 minutes left
370
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,051
and I think you skipped
over a lot of stuff.
371
00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:52,620
This isn't about you.
372
00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:07,100
Hi, Tina.
373
00:17:08,230 --> 00:17:09,270
Gemma.
374
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,406
I have something I need to say to you.
375
00:17:11,420 --> 00:17:13,720
I'm not happy about the strike,
376
00:17:13,770 --> 00:17:17,890
but believe me, I understand
that teaching is hard
377
00:17:17,940 --> 00:17:20,872
and I hate that I somehow became
a pencil-necked bureaucrat.
378
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:23,999
- Did you say you understand?
- Yes.
379
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,150
I guess I just lost sight
380
00:17:25,180 --> 00:17:27,280
- of what's really imp...
- I love you, too.
381
00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:30,519
- This is so dumb!
- This is crazy!
382
00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:31,599
- You're my best friend!
- I'm sorry!
383
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:33,950
- I love you!
- I missed you so much!
384
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:36,470
I'm gonna make this right.
385
00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:39,183
I am gonna get the teachers
the support they deserve.
386
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:42,103
A-And that means taking a stand
with the board of trustees.
387
00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:43,520
And I may get fired...
388
00:17:43,570 --> 00:17:45,000
Uh, what?!
389
00:17:45,050 --> 00:17:47,320
I wish they would.
Let them try to fire you.
390
00:17:47,350 --> 00:17:48,630
You thought that strike was bad?
391
00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:50,600
We'll burn that place to the ground.
392
00:17:51,310 --> 00:17:53,160
Okay. Okay, easy now.
393
00:17:53,210 --> 00:17:55,430
That strike has really
got you worked up.
394
00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:57,360
But I'm glad to know you have my back.
395
00:17:58,450 --> 00:17:59,579
Always.
396
00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:02,290
Now...
397
00:18:02,340 --> 00:18:04,140
- You want to get drunk?
- Yes, please.
398
00:18:11,940 --> 00:18:14,302
Look at you... up and around.
399
00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:16,400
Yup. I'm a new man.
400
00:18:16,450 --> 00:18:18,750
I smell Vicks.
401
00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:22,340
Did Mama do your feet?
402
00:18:23,186 --> 00:18:24,630
Yeah.
403
00:18:27,020 --> 00:18:28,140
My chest, too.
404
00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:32,350
But she also gave me some tough love,
405
00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:35,250
like being a parent is
a 24 hour a day job.
406
00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:37,700
I-I won't be able to handle
it if I act like a baby,
407
00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:40,090
so that might be my last chest rub.
408
00:18:40,780 --> 00:18:42,150
No, it's time.
409
00:18:44,420 --> 00:18:46,530
It's been time for 20 years.
410
00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:50,660
You guys, Calvin killed it
at the ring toss booth.
411
00:18:50,713 --> 00:18:52,870
I told you, it's all in the wrist.
412
00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:54,970
And now I'm bringing home the gold.
413
00:18:56,620 --> 00:18:58,469
Dad, what are you gonna
do with that goldfish?
414
00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:00,210
I don't know.
415
00:19:00,260 --> 00:19:02,340
Just don't feel right
throwing it in the trash.
416
00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:05,090
Sorry, buddy,
417
00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:06,920
- you are stuck with that thing.
- Yeah.
418
00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:08,900
Oh, here you go, Grover.
419
00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:10,220
Oh.
420
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:13,060
Thanks, Mr. Calvin.
Uh, Dad, we need a fish tank.
421
00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:16,520
- Yeah, we do.
- Yup.
422
00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:21,035
Oh, so how'd the teacher
strike get settled?
423
00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:23,840
Oh, well, once Gemma and the
teachers were on the same side,
424
00:19:23,890 --> 00:19:25,120
board didn't stand a chance.
425
00:19:25,170 --> 00:19:28,280
Yeah, my girl Gemma gave
us everything we wanted.
426
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:30,550
Hell, I'm just glad all of the teachers
427
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:32,200
are cool with Gemma again.
428
00:19:32,255 --> 00:19:34,580
- Eh.
- Eh.
429
00:19:36,780 --> 00:19:39,500
Ooh, I'm scared.
430
00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:44,750
Is that all you got, Ryan?
431
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:48,720
Come on, nobody in a bow
tie can take me down.
432
00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:50,470
You're mean.
433
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,750
All right. Go!
434
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,360
That's what I'm talking about.
435
00:19:55,410 --> 00:19:57,500
Hope you can swim, blondie.
436
00:19:57,550 --> 00:19:59,440
Ooh, ooh!
437
00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:00,770
Ooh!
438
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:02,610
Oh.
439
00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:07,820
Come on. Is there nobody here
who can take down the principal?
440
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:10,280
- All right, come on.
- Oh, Tina?
441
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:13,550
Please. Don't bring that
weak sauce to my tank.
442
00:20:15,970 --> 00:20:17,250
Okay.
443
00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:23,920
Oh, no.
444
00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:25,210
Bye, neighbor.
445
00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:38,450
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