Original subtitles

I love you

I love you

yeah

yeah yeah yeah

good morning Bikini Bottom

she's exuberant I could say that you sleepyheads

the early squirrel gets the acorn

here Sparky

Sparky Sparky

time for our daily round up

we got a lot of data to collect

well my neighbors know my name is Sandy Cheeks

born and raised in Texas y'all

that's plain to see my speciality is marine biology

so I knew Bikini Bottom was a place for me

I like a fish out of water

well it might seem strange

but it ain't all that different

from a ride in the range researching all the urchins

making gadgets is my name

oh I'm doing science every day

well nothing matters when you're out collecting data

and a seaweed playing your way

no there ain't nothing better than

find a scientific treasure

to keep this girl happy at the end of the

you can bet your bikini bottom dollar it's great

but sometimes I get lonesome for the Lone Star State

so when

or even the party a lot of phone and on to the top

but Texas you have my heart

good morning Sandy

haven't seen you in a while bye

in your absence I've gained some mad skills

observe throw it up and ow wait

stand by for my learning curve

she long enough and you can crack any nut

absolutely fast and steady wins the race

ball eight times get up seven ancient proverb

what in tarnation

practice practice

practice practice

run the power fire man practice

ah ah

ah ah

ah ah

ah going going

oh

Great Neptune

I know right

947 times the charm look

ah what's happening ah

oh yes

doom terror

ah

ah

what's going on out here careful

it's all the turn off I said careful

ah

wow

wow

don't panic can you win haha

my life

what is this volcano evasion cause Patrick

have gas again

stop teasing me this is a disaster

ah

ah my other leg

wow

Gary

hey buddy you got the jellyfish in the net

congratulations

thank you what the heck

magnify

Boots Marine Biology Lab Galveston Texas

boots laboratory that's the lab that I work for boots

I thought you made science

you think you know a person

Boots Bureau of Official Texas Science

what the heck is going on

I don't know Sandy

but except for you and Sparky Bikini Bottom

and everyone I ever loved is gone

and all my streaming videos on demand

I can't demand them anymore

I gotta get to the bottom of this

better call my fellow scientist at the lab computer

call Kyle and Phoebe

you have reached Boots Laboratories

now a division of Gushing Waters Water Parks

and future home of Sea Pals

owned and operated by Tsunami Water Parks

and who in tarnation is tsunami

I'm sorry this call has been terminated

SpongeBob look here

I believe I know where Bikini Bottom is

and I swear on the Elmo I'm gonna get Gary and Patrick

Sparky's headquarters yes

and Sparky's headquarters too

and the whole damn cow

and put them right back in this big old ugly ditch

question where are they now

a place I ain't been to in a while

a place I once called home

a place called Texas Texas

Woohoo going to Texas to save our friends yeah

come on SpongeBob

you're coming with me yeah

Tim far good buddy

hmm now

let's see if we can propel ourselves to 25,000 feet

above sea level we can pitch a ride on the 10:35

Texas Airlines flight to Houston

but I'm gonna need some Texas size propulsion

well look at here

the scoop done severed a volcanic zant

that steam must be gushing

with the force of nearly 12,000

metric tons of pressure come on SpongeBob

let's high tail it down

Sparky we'll be back before you can shake a tail

concussion clock head trauma

just thunder Bender boom at the bottom wow

if we can figure out some kind of way to ride

those bubbles clear up to the jetliner

which should be passing through in

two minutes and 49 seconds

wow

what does that mean

we might just make it to Texas

that was ought to do the trick

do not now do yeah

it's just like service

I got this

I

don't got this

easy

just bend your knees stick out

square butt and keep your center of gravity low

hey Sandy watch this

what are we doing

saving Bikini Bottom

yeah

yep right on time

here comes the 10:35 stage coach to Houston

wow I never knew somebody could do this

nobody can do this it's crazy

I got you covered Buddy

something I invented for a drought

that worked well Sandy Cheeks Super Hydration lotion

oh nine out of 10 sponges prefer Sandy Cheeks

super hydration libation

side effects may include mad fry cook skills

porousness and chronic optimism

not recommended for non sponges

14 hours later

ah ah

thank you oh

why

I don't know Sandy

I was just working my way back to happy

but then this weenie reminded me of Squidward's nose

what you doing just calculating our jump

oh isn't that nice

I jump

there's Galveston

ready for a kick start of course

what is a kick start oh

now I know

ah

ah

wow

wow

wow

wow Sandy

you never told me you were a flying squirrel

well actually it's more like gliding

but I don't like to brag

and it it gives me jiggly arm flaps

hey I'm getting slap slap

yeah

take that gravity

hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

there it is boot slam

wait they added a water park to the lab

cool wait

what's the water park look in there

we'll land in that moon pool wow

hey hey

why are we slowing down I think we're going backwards

oh no

a Texas twister is pulling us away from the lab

we're going too deep into the world of Texas

wow beans

beans beans beans beans

beans good thing we're off land wow wow

wow wow

hang on SpongeBob

we're following more landing wow wow

no

no

ouch oh

sorry there SpongeBob here

hi

thanks a bit thirsty

well there's plenty of water in the desert

if you know where to look

come here give a little sponge a hand

Galveston 626 miles

well I guess we're walking

it's been rolling around in my brain like a tumbleweed

what could Boots Lab possibly want with Bikini Bottom

maybe they're taking out people's brains

and making them fight in a terror dome

or maybe they're replacing everyone with robots

SpongeBob Sciences and all clone monsters and lasers

let's agree to disagree

do you think it's safe to come out

it does seem pretty quiet

what I wash my hands

we definitely aren't in the ocean anymore

Mr Squidward don't you think

someone should go out there and check it out

excellent idea Mr Squidward

why don't you go out there

how about um no does that work for you

and what about any of you outrageous scary ways

hey hey

I'm serious come here

would you take a look at me

meow

Gary go home huh huh

pretty scary huh

just like I told Gary go home

you pointy pink eraserhead okay

what no

hmm what in the 7 season

revenge

here be Giants

Kyle where are you

I'm right here bald under K

I cannot believe you still live here

and the boss doesn't know

I don't see any of them critters

did you eat them

you weren't sleep eating again were you

not since I ate half my lab coat

computer

is all Bikini Bottom accounted for

computer is all of Bikini Bottom accounted for

the computer hates you

ever since you spilled coffee on it

let me show you how it's done

hey cuter is everybody in the glass marble account for

SpongeBob and Sandy cheeks are currently missing

and could you please stop using my DVD drive to heat

toaster pastries missing

oh the boss isn't gonna like this

missing

who's missing

any cut in her wake she makes ways

where's my beautiful scary baby

no no no first give Mommy a kissy

hold up

don't be a dumb man

now tell Kuda here who's missing

is Galveston is 626 miles away

uh my strat is about 4 inches wow

Texas sure is magical

it would be 39,663,063 inches

even the smells are amazing which means

hello Texas sure smells dangerous all of a sudden

this is an ambush

what do you do when death stares you right in the face

me I tell him it's rude and look the other way

how

how dare you ambush us you low down dirty rattlesnakes

I look tasty

well well

congratulations on correctly identifying our genus

and she's low down and dirty but we're also angry

now you look here snakes

we are on the trail to Galveston

and if you don't want no trouble

I know trouble at all just hold still

hey where mommy gone

there she is

help Sandy

sorry SpongeBob I got my ball over here

I could miss it

I always get first bite

no

no God

God

oh boy

in a big big Texas size fixed now what have we

I did not wanna do this I'm an independent squirrel

but I reckon I I had no choice

ah

ah

hey that whistle had a nice ring to it

what is that

let me see

what in the Sam Hill a Phantom jalape vintage

well look at who's back from brown and blue

it's our little squirrely girl

Howdy pop

Sandy you wouldn't have used your cheeks

family whistle for nothing

now these tapeworms giving you trouble

afraid so Paul

no say it

cheeks assemble

help help help

stay the road out of here

Cheeks Family Circus wow Sandy

this is your family

yeah

this is my family

hey you're thinking what

I'm thinking the Rolling Thunderbolt

don't play

hey don't turn on me

oh my

this is most unseenly

I'm still home just so y'all know

I ain't leaving cause I'm shamed of being naked

I'm leaving cause I'm getting sand in my innards

thank you

very much we here all week

did you see them slither away

I gave him one of these I gave one of those

I'm more of a lover than a fighter

and I love the way you kick their booties

honey I think someone done feel this kid full of hope

no that's a Swiss cheese boy

well cheese boy

that's not a Swiss cheese boy

that's SpongeBob and he's my friend

my baby

ah

cheeks family let's roll yeah haha

yeah next stop

vomit parade in time of Texas

now wait a minute I can't go with y'all

well I don't know about her but I'm in

mwah everybody ready

then sound off yep

pound wheel

Randy on gas pedal

oh and once a while breaks

where are you ah

oh the clutch

and Rosie and rowdy stand safe twin style

hahaha

woo hoo hooray

we're back here we come

how we doing it now

listen up chicks

the reason I'm back in Texas is because Bikini Bottom

weren't that the town you were spying on

I weren't spying I was doing observations anyway

the whole town with all my friends

were transported to the boots lab and Galveston

maybe they're sewing them all together

and to one giant patchwork quilt of living flesh

I remember it boots

don't you worry now sweetheart

we'll get you to that lap

and help you get your friends back

heck yeah that's right

with Pleasure Chic's family detour Galveston

why Randy fly drive through a tire

Randy steals his dollar streets and he feels

Kuda says he can't believe

you idiots lost the sponge with the pants

he's the centerpiece to my whole project Omg Kuda

I am so sorry

I'm at his only temporary and we're gonna find him

I want that sponge

turn the shades

and the light boats and the krabby patties

I know Cooter

they obviously don't understand Project C pals yet

I said

see the power

I think everyone needs a refresher don't you

kids love fish but

sales of pet

sea creatures have long been hurt by one sad fact

you can't cuddle with a little darling until now

Sea Pals are a revolutionary new consumer product

ocean creatures that breathe air and live in your house

oh boy that's a crab man

that's right Bobby

Mr Krabs and you can collect all of Mr Krabs's friends

there's Patrick

Squidward and the anchor product SpongeBob

wow and see

pals are genetically modified to stay adorable

and compliant even during aggressive cuddling

sorry if I know looks like you're out of a job

how is this possible we designed a free phase process

phase 1 we feed the critters

our special genetic modification paste

this prepares them for phase 2

their DNA is altered by our patented gene machine

turning them into air breathers

ready for phase 3 cloning

and soon

they'll be on their way to a retailer near you

now that's production value

it's a great video

Cooter doesn't like suckups darling

start phase 1

now

wait no

no this way just hold on

buy me that sponge

you got it

yeah oh

yes siree

Bob Sponge not to brag

but I got voted most irresistible wink in Texas

8 years running oh let me try

oh

oh oh oh

oh oh

uh oh the bubble gum I used to keep the engine together

is probably wearing out oh

Sandy can fix anything let's wake her up now

hold your britches there Mr Pants

she ain't the only one who's good at mechanical science

I'll put her on cruise and check it out

oh

the sun's coming up

might as well set up for morning supper

Ma it's called breakfast

you there you go

say you look like a gear head

afraid not square head

square head

I get it oh

that's a good one Bob

huh

I am kind of hungry for some home cooking

think fast pocket

fire off the green haha

stop it yep

I still got skills I always hope

the circus would be handed down through the women folk

first granny who started it

then me then you

oh my

you knew my love of science would always win out

over the circus I'm the first ever scientist

squirrel to live in the ocean

but you were already the first ever water skiing

squirrel and we miss our little star

who's the little rascal who's the little rascal

I think they get that from my side of the family

they're a little nuts

or is it that they like little nuts

they do have small teeth

I'm hungry

hickory nut crusted apple steaks with roasted pecans

oh mama

you made that just for me

cause you know that's my favorite haha

well who wants walnut milk I got some

whatever Sandy wants to do with her life is okay by us

cause we love her in that right moment

of course we love her

I love y'all too

she can do whatever she wants in her life

as long as it's right here in Texas

uh Ahem

I found the problem with the engine

a kitty cat

alright you time to leave

it's best not to handle the wildlife out here

they could have the rabies

I had rabies more times than I can remember

they've got a cloning machine

yes uh huh

one that actually works unlike yours

flag flag

flag flag

Dragon flag flag

flag flag

flag flag

flag flag

quiet

I'm thinking if I can get my hands on their machine

I can finally turn myself into an unstoppable army

and rule the world

good

then maybe one of you would take out the garbage

oh baby this is one of those um um

what do you call those

scary movies you have when you sleep

nightmares no

scary sleep movies

whoa

huh

hey everybody it's raining phase ones and they're free

my leg again stop it

you're eating it to be profit

oh my oh

yeah

are you gonna eat that

are you gonna eat that

are you gonna eat that

how about the pink one yes

good market research on pink

put them in the gene machine hahaha

get me two more uh

I don't work for you in this insane orb

in fact I'm getting as far away from you as I can get

where is there oh

typical wait wait

oh why won't he pick me

it's just like high school all over again yeah

commence Phase 2

wow wow wow

wow wow

wow

I think I'm gonna hurl

take us out of here you monsters again again

can we go backwards this time

put them in the playset let's test these puppies

we're back home in Bikini Bottom

hey

why is it so small cause it ain't real son

it's some kind of unholy simulacrum

put it back in the water you little lovely demons

wait we're not in the water

I feel I feel five six

seven eight

I feel so strange

I feel so hot

this is rare I'm breathing air someone I love

how they are

much better now why didn't I ever think of that

bring in the focus girl

I want him no

I want him he's mine

yes yes excellent

Kyle pay them off and return them to their parents

hey Randy

will you show me how to do the cheeks family whistle

like you promised

does Texas chili burn your mouth

well just put your fingers in your pie hole like so

yeah you got it

now put your lips together and blow

uh oh that's the fuzz hold on everybody

get your foot off my face

what the heck are you doing boy

we gotta pull over sorry Paul can't do the duet

well I'm a stash to load the stolen nuts in the back

you let me out right here

you're gonna ruin everything oh

I've been in lots of high speed chases

ain't never been caught once

I'll get you there in half the time

then do it just make sure you drop me off

the gals did before you get hold off to jail

hold on tight

that's funny

looks like we're headed straight for a cliff

this time we're downwind definitely downwind

hi

here's a little trick for Red Cheeks coffee

what happened to him eventually this trick

Hee Haw

he's moving faster than green grass than a goose

nice work sis

Galveston eight miles we're almost there

oh shoot we gonna have to let you off without stopping

all over we have you surrounded

what are you talking about Sandy get over here

I gotta go get my friends

that's my girl you go get them

oh but dang it

I just got here ma

huh I

I just wanna say

you can tell us the next time you visit dear

water park is coming up and sorry sis

I may have overloaded that cannon just a smidge

wait what

I guess it's too late to give him these parachutes

alright we're closing in on the water park

I hate what chlorine does to my tail

makes it all frizzy

hmm

hahaha

this place has more legs than Squidward

let's find a lab

it's got to be somewhere in this here water park

I've got a great idea for Bikini Bottom Air Park

the perks of Bikini Bottom don't have those things

dogs chasing squirrels

don't leave me I don't taste good

now you know why I moved to the ocean

well I was hoping to make a splash here

yeehaw we found it ha ha

come on SpongeBob

this should lead us straight to the lab

I think we lost that doll

do you feel drained I'm so drained I feel like a mole

do I look flushed I feel flushed

huh now I know what toothpaste feels like

wow bikini bottom

I'm so happy I'm so horrified

Gary

SpongeBob what

strawberry

no it's SpongeBob

hello SpongeBob

hello

Patrick

will you you've come to save us

yep we're doomed

holy sugar cookies he's here

hey I found him

I'm a fan

excellent

Sue Mammy

you're an embarrassment to scientists everywhere

it's nammy really

I've always said nammy oh

I'm so sorry um

oh wait

you evil villain

how dare you scoop up my friends for profit

oh Miss Cheeks

I'm so glad you bought our prize trophy

Sponge Boy to us his name is SpongeBob what

are you doing in here

Herman oh

you wanna play do you

you wanna play well

I'll show you how you play Texas style take that

hey girls girl

hey Sandy

Phoebe Kyle

how's your science going

how could you turn to the dark side of science

uh

sue got us a vending machine for the break room

and if we're good she says she just might sell it

that was a year ago why are you just standing around

get the sponge into the cloning machine

cloning machine

that monster is gonna clone us and sell us as pets

hope I'm coming up for this ride

FYI I usually stick with the kitty rides weak stomach

this arm isn't inside the vehicle

oh ho ho

soon there'll be a sponge pants for every household

what happens to the original

the original would no longer exist

but she'll be legend

a legion of SpongeBob's someone kill me now

and I never would have known about this poor

little treasure if it weren't for you

why would you do this I'll tell you why

Sandy cheeks

once upon a time there was a little girl

a little girl who loved fish I mean really loved fish

she wished she could take them out of the water

so she could cuddle and sleep with them

but every time she tried that

they die

and this made the little girl

frustrated

she used her family's considerable fortune to

travel the world

swimming with swordfish in central pay

oogling occupy in Orlando

and finally

an unfortunate encounter with piranhas in Peru

deprived her of her earthly body

and yes sandy cheeks that little girl

I'm doing something great and beautiful

thanks to your scientific research sheets

my science

but I I thought I knew you

oh I didn't know that

you were using me to spy on Bikini Bottom

Randy was right with sea pals

I'm giving the whole world a chance to cover

with the creatures of the sea

I am so good

I was going to feed you the fishy cheeks

I think I'd rather see you scamp on your wheel

I reckon you're right

all I'm good for is scamperin

welcome to the cloning popper spongy boy

a vast air language do not pop SpongeBob

it's the only thing I'll ever ask of you

it's hot in here I feel funny

hey what's happening

wow hey

are you

hello little man

that's weird

which was the real me

I don't even know who I am anymore

perfect now

give it a little time for them to grow to actual size

a vasky language please

do not

give it a little time for them to grow to actual size

it's the only thing I'll ever ask of you

hey blue hair over here

language hello

more time to

go

sorry tiny SpongeBob afraid I can't hear you

oh I just wanna tell you not to feel bad

because this was not your fault

yeah was well yeah okay

you got me there

but don't give up on saving Bikini Bottom

think of everything we've been through

the plane the twister

the snakes

your family and those zombie vampire werewolves

wait zombie werewolves

just checking to see if you were paying attention

Bikini Bottom is your home

it's not something to be reproduced and sold

and all of us sea creatures

we're not just your friends

we're your you're my family

and I don't turn my back on Ken

what are you idiots doing

fix that machine now and simply SpongeBob

yes boss

oh you're such a sucker

I can't believe you made us

follow through with Sue's evil plan hello

she bought us a vending machine

good money for my paychecks

we get paychecks oh my God

the heck

was tsunami in her stupid empty vending machine

are you thinking what I'm thinking

let's go find us out there

oh yeah

oh yeah

nobody knocks over tsunami with a hamster wheel

well now could have swore I just did robo jerk

get off of me

right rolling

Kyle throw me a magnet

science

don't you touch that

no

tsunami does not to stay

oh I like this

what is this Riverdale what am I doing

oh no

no no no

nobody makes tsunami do the robot

I just wanted to cuddle fast

where

are you

I'm a fish

how is this possible

it's a scientific breakthrough

I love it I love it I'm finally a fish

whoa I didn't see that coming yeah

shiver me timbers

if you squish them together

the little SpongeBob free constitute let's smash them

yeah you too

Mr Squidward

why should this world be different from any other

Hurray

the water is leaking out we're all going to suffocate

I'm back

gotta get Bikini Bottom back to the ocean pronto

don't look at me I got 4 bad news

the Rolling Thunderbolt

we're gonna need help

woo hoo

ha ha

oh no I lost a tooth in the side

ah ah please

Ahh

ahh

somebody call for a rescue

thanks for the lift twister it's cheeks time

Ma PA

Randy Randy

you're not in jail

not unless you call society and all its rules of jail

oh uh oh

uh Sandy

wow this feels very warm and fuzzy

the spear

we gotta get our friends back to the ocean

before all the water leaks out

no say it cheeks assemble

it's too heavy Paul

we can't roll in I'm sorry Nutmuffin

seems like one family just isn't enough

wait how about two families

two families what

the twister left a charged electric field

and if I can use that to generate voltage G into v

Harry the one

toss me up some wires hmm

I found these in my pants he ho

use what you got don't try this at home now stand back

take that thing apart you got it

he's so masculine even my muscle got muscle

let's move these parts down the line

I'm an artist

I don't do manual labor get to work you lazy octopus

she's my you doing real good yo

put the positive end over here

and the negative end over there

ain't y'all ever jumped a car before

with that big bikini bottom ball

we're doing good for two non crustaceans

come on eat first daddy Sparky boy yes buddy

with my family on top of the wheel

and my other family on the bottom

we're gonna superconduct this baby sounds like a plane

hello science now okay now

you're all about to find out why I named Sparky Sparky

hang on to your bloomers run as fast as you can yeehaw

faster than grease lightning

faster than a sneeze through a screen door

almost there

almost there stop

good night happy day for trails

slow down everybody we've gone too high

we're directly above where we made the way

jump up and down y'all

3 2

we need to put on the lights run

days later

ladies and gentlemen Bikini Bottom and the Krusty Krab

proudly present the chick holy suckers

thank you oh you too kind

thank you

thank you

we having a barrel of fun

don't try this at home

Krabby Patties Krabby Patties

get your Texas style Krabby Patties right here

I'll take one

cheers to Sandy for making that shrink ray

I still don't see why she

had to make me shorter than you oh my God

when it gets up top bikini at the bottom

I love 2 family that I'm sure

hey ma hey PA

your girl done good

time to go to go a place

if I

say if I swear

always come around again

to you happy birthday to

in your neighborhood hey boy

hey pop you're squirrel done good hey SpongeBob

are you ready kids

I can't hear you

Tuesday

just look for the squirrel with the bone on her head

swing and start to round and round

don't you know you're going now

roll away to a half sachet

now clap your hands and throw the name

karate kicking scientist

now she can add hero to the list

Miss Mayer should hand her the key to the city

now I want supply of Krabby Patty

yeah

yeah

I love you

I feel so strange

I feel so odd

this is round I'm breathing air stop

how the oxygen is flowing through my lungs

oh boy oh too

oh no what's that smell

oh it's me

I cast I sigh

I feel so free this big schnaz can breathe I wanna cry

I'm happy for once in my life

yes I'm inhaling exhaling each breath is so

I'm alive

but wow I feel so strange

it's tough to ask look it up

LA LA LA LA look at me

I'm so transformed it's not in jazz

thank you very much who love

how this is rare I'm breathing at someone applause

ah

it's mystical and magical dangerous

zip right up for the amazing flying cheeks