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today at last my children your long and

cherished dream is being realized and I

am Overjoyed at being the one to bless

this sacred Union do you John Baxter

take this girl to be your loveful wted

wife for better or worse till death to

aart I do yes and to you my child take

this man John Baxter to be your lawful

wed husband for better or worse till

death to your part yes I therefore

pronounce your man and wife and now my

children you can give each other a

kiss come on ba wake up rise and

shine hey come on you can't fool me you

were tossing and turning all night long

you go tell the truth you were having

nightmares again weren't you how many

times do I have to tell you not to eat

bananas for dinner I get dressed okay

okay I'll help

you there we go hey old buddy you about

ready morning Howie yeah do me a favor

will you tell Bono to warm up the

engines what are we going to do about

the PK one it's running rough huh yeah I

know I had grease ball look at it

yesterday you serious I figure it needs

a general overhaul that's what grease

ball said but then he's been saying that

ever since he came back from Mechanics

School that's okay Howie I checked it

myself it's good for another 50 hours in

fact if you want you can fly today oh no

no I'm driving the

T you want to know what gree ball said

about the Land

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Rover

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la

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I see elephants at Section 5 going

Northeast towards the Riverbend sorry

Johnny no elephants I got a request for

Rhino nothing doing Howry nobody told

the Rhinos that they're on vacation but

I got a special on giraffes there's

about eight of them headed east out of

section

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three they're Beauties let's see there's

two males three females no check that

there's two females uh it's hard to tell

for sure well they'll go flying low for

a closer look by the way old buddy how's

the plane making up Land Rover is doing

okay grease bow must have got it run hey

Johnny you want to be careful over the F

those B drivs are dangerous don't worry

about me pal first I'll get us a bad

head cold catch you

later thank

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you hey CH morning Howie Hey listen to

this where

you yeah it says here the Jets are

taking over the props are a thing of the

past Jets huh yeah Ser not for me you're

not getting me up in anything that runs

on hot air I'll stick your propellers at

least I know when it falls off yeah and

thought of that everybody ready let's go

be talking to

you all right we're going now to visit

the village of a primitive tribe this

ain't Disneyland are they cannibals I

don't know ma'am so far none of our

clients have complained about that but I

don't suggest you hang around at meal

times I don't think sure do monkey

always we P yes thanks to the

missionaries they don't want corrupting

anyone's

morals

how's it Go Bongo have you Toth

end what are those ostriches no ma' big

turkeys

oh hey Johnny everything under control

down there affirmative hoe how are

things on top well I still got the

propellers listen I got the Batangas

Village in sight the native SE wrestling

let's dare clarify with you I brought

the rifle don't worry we'll go on in

however don't be here old buddy you're

on number won't be the first time howwi

I'll be talking to you hey Mac I don't

see what's so great about the Batangas

if you don't mind I just assume give it

a name anything you want we'll pick you

up on the way back if we can find you

again that is come on get out what's

that supposed to mean if you find me

well you know with all the lions around

here lions and you want me to get

out what an extraordinary animal she

acts just like a human

being anyone else want to get

up hey

bber bber where are you going bber

they're all kinds of wild animals out

there the lady didn't mean to insult you

come back here we're going now what's

got into that chimp anyway if there's

one thing she can't stand it's being

compared to a human being Harvey will

you sit down and shut

up uh by the way it'd be better if you

all keep your cameras out of sight the

Batangas are very nervous they don't

like being

photographed I remember last time I was

out here I almost lost two of the party

dear wouldn't he better we stayed

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home greetings don't separate from the

group don't look them in the face and

above all no sudden move I suggest you

walk around on tiptoe

hi

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there he's even got his knife and

fork um I better get in the Jeep and

don't open the doors no matter

what

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what

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uh can we

help okay you can get out now what a

reget fortunately I won it won't bother

us now what if he one uh don't ask it

wouldn't have been Pleasant right this

way folks the D is over if anyone's

interested there are fine examples of

native crafts on sale feel free to look

around excuse what

you she says she'll accept Travelers

checks in dollars or English Pounds

oh

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here's the cash jico it's but uh go easy

next time you damn near strangle me

something is worth doing it's worth

doing well it get harder and harder to

full tourist excuse me John I must go

now what's your hurry I have to see an

accountant it's not easy with 75

villages on payroll native union now

asking double wages for overtime on

Saturdays they got you jumping huh

in today's world you have to keep on

your toes you said

it excuse me what's this Garden doing

here in the middle of the Jungle they

grow things same as anywhere you know

potatoes fresh vegetables

onions where I come from you get this

stuff out of cans they tried that but

they couldn't get the cans to grow

ow

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where's B John I don't know every now

and then she takes off to visit

relatives I guess speaking of relatives

how's your brother did not P us anymore

we had to send him away from C he's a

Batman he now stay with other badman

like himself what's he up to maybe he

think he can become king of bongas he

steals Burns Villages kills our people

that son of a [ __ ] oh mama not du oh

sorry that's a saying we have nothing

personal what are they saying white

witch doctor visit my wife say all go

well all right I heard you were going to

be father again in a month

congratulations thank you if more child

will be next thing I see and what if

it's a girl child if white rich doctor

play Same joke on me again I K him wife

and 11 dacts he already brought

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me

hey bber what are you

doing what's wrong with you you trying

to tell me something huh wait a

second look none of you get out huh I'll

be right

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back

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a

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tell me what you

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found what's the matter you

crazy you're on a

fight

get your hands in the air drop the

gun listen why are you shooting at me

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huh wait a minute let's go of me look

let's talk about it

it can you make it I'm all right thank

you it's not much further you mean you

can't remember anything not even my name

nothing my head is just a black

emptiness you didn't forget how to throw

a left hook not bad at all I'm sorry but

I'm afraid of everything and everyone I

just don't know how to

explain Maya I can remember the word

Maya but I don't know why

Maya well that's something we got to

begin somewhere what's it mean anyway I

don't know I don't even know what I'm

doing here why am I in

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pajamas by the way where are we what do

you mean where are we in Africa in

Africa yeah Africa you know that big

piece of real estate shaped like an

upside down sock now you're being

sarcastic I don't understand how did I

get here yeah and in your pajamas too

boy are you ever going to give those

tourists something to talk about you

know Miss you're lucky baa found you oh

by the way is it Miss or misss I don't

know I don't even remember that oh there

a couple things we can say for sure

you're a woman and you're

beautiful thank you for the compliment

you're not so bad

yourself

thanks

there's a fr the stair movie at the Roxy

yeah wouldn't mind seeing a movie

tonight roxxy's air conditioned too when

trouble is it's in New

York ah there's backa hey hey we're back

and guess what we

got okay everyone out we're

here come

on the uh snack bar is open if anyone

wants

refreshments

Now That We're Alone can I ask you

something

ask what's your name John he won't

forget it will

you howy John Howie uh how about an

introduction I'm afraid that won't be

easy see uh she has Amnesia we don't

know who she is her mind's a complete

blank you're kidding I'm not complete

blank

what is this place in Africa okay my

this is the headquarters of safari

Express okay my ABA then you do know her

name no no it's just the only thing she

remembered the word my ABA so uh that's

what I call her they are the ones I was

talking about John bter and Howard

spring the best two guides around here

and a mad in all

Africa oh very well sir then uh oh send

them to me at the Safari game Hotel will

you certainly right away sir it's a

pleasure doing business with you now if

you'll excuse me I'm in a very big hurry

I understand

goodbye ask me the best thing to do is

to take her to father or mallerie's

Mission look John I was thinking if you

want I'll take her no no but thanks

anyway Howie I'll do it first thing in

the morning believe me I appreciate the

offer I really do but frankly I'm not

too sure about your intentions

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what thank you for the clothes I feel

like a

princess clever of you to guess my size

at First Sight not so much first sight

as first touch see uh I sized you up

yesterday morning during our fight 36 26

36 did you touch me sure you see I've

already forgotten I guess I didn't make

much of an

impression oh John that's not true why

don't

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we why have you

stopped I'm sorry if I surprised you you

called me John I shivered all the way

down to the brake

pedal well uh you were

saying what was I saying

uh I forgotten yeah it's getting to be a

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habit what's happening nothing we're

just being shot

at what why I guess they're tried to

kill

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us

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why are we sto sh out of tired oh my God

what can we do get out I'm not staying

here to discuss

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it stop stop BR

shoot look Mister what is this I don't

give explanations I just got orders to

kill you first do you mind if we pray go

on pray thanks

father art in heaven Hallowed Be by th

name thy kingdom come th will be by done

on Earth as us in heaven give us this

day be bread give

us we forgive those who trespass against

us

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now

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leave a hop a board come on hold on

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tight

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hi where can I find father of malerie he

so the de at toing

say it peace on Earth good willll to men

peace on Earth good oh John I don't know

why you waste your time with that parrot

he'll never learn if it is God's will

he'll talk John it's easy enough for God

he's letting you do all the

work hey I see youve brought out the

artillery the Workman found digging the

foundations for the new

meshall ah so you've got yourself some

new Transportation have you yeah I uh

managed to pick it up

cheap

beautiful

beautiful well it runs pretty good not

the Land Rover it's what you got inside

it I didn't come equipped though I added

the

extras you see father it's such a

strange feeling I can't explain it's

like um it's like I really don't

remember anything you understand yes I

do you're saying it that strange word is

the only thing that comes to mind my ABA

but doesn't that seem like someone's

name oh possibly a word in a native

dialect we'll find out sooner or later

but what matters now is that this poor

child is safe you know I just thought

could it be you were bitten by a tsy

flight no fly could leave bruises like

this why don't you let me have a look at

them take a

look now those are bruises how about

this

one to it wouldn't be asking too much to

know if you had any

others no Sergeant Ryan you weren't

trying to kill them they were trying to

kill us thank heavens for BBA she saved

Our Lives when she dropped coconuts on

you see she was up a tree over what in

the world was a lady doing up a tree

over that was no lady sergeant that was

my chimpanzee had agreed huh that clears

that up then doesn't it if she's a

chimpanzee she has every right to be up

a tree I'll expect her in my office

Iration at her earliest convenience over

and out Bo you Sicky beg your pardon

what was that ah Sergeant um had Wiki

that's Navajo for over and

hour I've hang your clothes in the

cupboard and put your suitcase over

there I think you should be comfortable

thank

you I hope you'll have a pleasant night

thank you very much

well it's not the Grand Hotel but I

guess it's

okay H let me do that tomorrow I'll take

you to see a

doctor I hope he says he can't do

anything for you

why

why cuz when you get back your memory

you might recall you have a

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husband excuse me a

minute you never were good at playing

shoe why can't you take up painting like

other

monkeys listen may there's something I

want to tell

you but I uh I don't know where to start

yes tell me oh be but For Heaven's Sake

leave us alone ever since I took you to

see the circus you're impossible don't

come back on a

unicycle

hi there hi there uh the lady got a

little dust in her eye and I was just

trying to get it out perhaps it was

Stardust whoever like to see you get a

little dust in your tracks what kind of

a place do you think I'm running here

but we weren't doing anything wrong were

we doing anything wrong no nothing see

now look for you nobody said that doing

certain things was wrong but not in a

place of God move along

now see you

tomorrow monkey you make a pretty good

stool

pitching good night

John very well if you insist or go and

say 10 Hair Maries for thinking bad

thoughts

the Land roller wasn't a bad exchange

it's pretty good shape but Sergeant Ryan

says he has to hold it as evidence and

our Jeep oh yeah we can pick it up later

at Police Headquarters they were lucky

they abandoned it even changed the tire

why do you suppose those guys wanted to

kill you anyway I don't know he Johnny

if you ask me I think it's about time we

got the hell out of here sometimes you

sound just like a broken record you know

that Howie you've never had it

better look we did 10 months in Europe

18 months in the Pacific and we've been

out here 5 years come on John don't you

ever get homesick you kid when did we

ever have a home howi yeah but we're not

getting rich either we can do better

somewhere

else readyy way

gentlemen this is Mr

vanallen ah spring and bter I suppose

good morning how are you I'm Baer and

he's spring alphabetical order is part

of our agreement ah yes of

course yes please sit down he there well

I called you here to make you a

proposition a job for which I am

prepared to pay excellent compensation

ah I'm happy to hear that uh how much oh

should we say uh

100,000 $100,000 is that what you said

yes I'll be

giant would 20 % Advance be all right no

50% now and the other half when you've

done the job

waiter uh what will you have uh whiskey

I think I need something strong how

about you it sounds good I'll have the

same oh all right whis that sir now

waiter some milk too please yes

sir uh Mr vanal what kind of a job is it

that you're proposing uh to transport a

shipment of goods which is going to

arrive at the Port of guano to zambisi

to banuka I must be sure it will reach

there safely which is why I have turned

to your organization I don't understand

why you're taking all these precautions

I mean the road from guanica to banuka

is not exactly a donkey track hard up

all the way besides it's not even a

rainy season yes exactly Mr Baxter but

the shipment has to go another way not

on that road on another road maybe or on

trails that nobody knows that might be

difficult or almost impassible but after

all if one pays 100,000

there must be a reason I'll put the milk

on the floor over there will you yes sir

thank

you why do you haven't put the milk on

the floor oh well there's a reason for

that also Hey listen old buddy 100,000

bucks is no joke huh I'm ready to go

along with

him what kind of shipment is it h um for

Pete's sake John I mean it's money isn't

it no no Mr spring if your friend has

Scruples it's well to respect them oh MS

MR Baxter uh what we're on that uh

subject you mind if I

uh Mamba it bites you you're dead in 3

seconds but how did you know it was

there oh it was easy I thing was coiled

around my ankle oh oh how

repulsive well where were

we oh the the the

arms

thanks who's supposed to get the name is

zudin he's head of a native

tribe I know you can count me out why

are you serious I know his brother King

bulu he's as honest as the day is long

and a good tribal headit but this Udin

is a bad man and I'm not going to be the

one to help him let's go Howie hey John

you know sometimes I don't get you think

it over I mean what do we care there

some sort of litigation between uh bulu

and Odin Anyway come on Johnny you heard

him don't you have any sense yes Mr

spring is full of good sense while you

Mr Baxter seem to lack it completely why

don't you just do your job and Let Them

Fight It Out Among themselves right no

no that's not how I see it anyway thanks

for the whiskey the milk and the uh

pistol look Mr

vanal I know my partner pretty well if

he says no then it's no but uh but this

is a job that could easily be completed

with paxter or without

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him I'll be sing

you hey what's the matter with you John

you got too much son or something look

if you don't do this job I'm going to do

it by myself nobody's going to do this

job pass up 100 crazy yeah hey wait a

second let's talk look there's no way

I'm going to do it so cool off and pack

your bags now wait a look I'm going to

do this job by myself and don't try to

stop me you got that or else or else

watch out I don't want Udin making war

on Hulu you got

that you're really going too

far but he know one tells me what to

do

hey it

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up excuse me you asked for it Howie take

that I'm beginning to see what kind of a

why you are no loyalty yeah well I'm

looking out for number one whether you

like it or not I'm telling you're right

now I don't like it I couldn't

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L of the old sty swing like a Rusty

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Gate come on let see it hit me you're

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on I'll put it all back later don't

worry if you say so sir get down

here look John I don't want to hurt you

and what are your fists doing swatting

flies that would be quite enough just

what is happening

here I didn't notice anything you two

are engaged in fisticuffs who

us are you engaging in fisticuffs K I'm

a total coward honest Sergeant don't

give me that honest business I represent

the LA I'm here don't try to take me for

an idiot don't be silly Sergeant there's

been a little misunderstanding not from

where I'm standing it looks perfectly

clear to me what's been

happening only an idiot would make a

mistake in view of the evidence yeah but

that's what you've done that makes me an

idiot well if you say

so smart what's that mean Sergeant it

means I'm not an idiot who said you were

you did smart sergeant and what are you

two a couple of pars come on

peace on Earth Good Will to try

something from the Quran maybe he's a

Muslim parot I don't care if he's a

Buddhist parot just so long as a silly

bird starts to talk pretty Patty now we

please cooperate

Prett how about that at last but not

pretty Patty peace peace on Earth

Goodwill she pretty she

pretty that's too bad your tongue is not

as quick as your eye but you're right

she's a fine example

of hey Bieber John's

arriving

what took you so long hry on Bo ran into

a little obstacle little obstacle was it

two elephants had a head on collision

hey

Bieber where's Mya in her room I caught

a glimpse of her a minute

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ago B have you miss joh welcome back

John right yeah right that's

good happy to see me very much all right

what do you two think you're doing

aren't you too ashamed of yourselves

doing God knows what in front of the

sisters and the children not to mention

the

parrot come on

bber now then Jen you take her directly

to the doctors without doing any sight

scene along the way Bo not on my day off

don't worry I'm not not

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worried

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are you sure this is the right kind of

doctor for

me I mean for my head you kidding Dr

Walker is a celebrity they call him the

White Witch Doctor besides he's the only

doctor for 300 100 miles around well if

you say

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so excuse us Dr Walker M no excuses I

only receive by

appointment look what you made me do you

made me fall out of

bed it's me Dr Walker

John John what a pleasure to see you

come in come in excuse me Doc but it's

an urgent

case the lady here needs your help seems

to me she's bursting with good health oh

I'm sure looks pretty good it's not a

physical thing it's mental mental you

say I've completely lost my memory I

can't remember anything not even my name

in that case maybe you can help me I'm

here to

forget are you sure you want your memory

back why of course but such good fortune

as yours is rare to come across but if

you insist we can

try do you think I should trust him now

then John get out and take that damned

animal with you before he polishes off

all night as

infectant I'm sorry

doc come on Bieber come

on get

undressed get

undressed where behind the

screen behind the

screen you mind if I leave my hat on

everything

oh

there you go you old Lush next thing you

know you'll be performing

operations what's this you want to smoke

too don't eat the

filter

are you also waiting Dr

Walker in a way yes not for myself

though Dr Walker very good doctor I give

birth to four babies same time but not

know what to do because I only have one

back me ask drct Walker with have do he

give me much good idea he say name

babies after days of the week and every

day make you carry that one make no

mistake oh so Monday me carry Monday

Tuesday me car Tuesday Wednesday me

carry Wednesday and me car Thursday on

Thursday that right how about Friday

Saturday and Sunday I take long

weekend she with you um yes I just don't

know what to do with

her why is that your monkey not all

right in head no

um actually she's my sister she just

thinks that she's a

monkey oh I should have noticed family

resemblance John right with you doc we a

snap it

up

well what's the

verdict well physically she's an

extremely fine p and what I really mean

to say she's extremely well I mean what

I mean to say is what I really mean is

that is extraordinar well how much do I

owe you for the

present yes you must give her one glass

of this stuff in the morning two before

each meal and another before she goes to

bed on the

Rocks but du this is whiskey and if that

doesn't work double A do on the second

day if you just do as I say in a few

days she'll wind up in a drunk tank you

trust me or not sure sure but calm down

when you get angry you light up like a

on Christmas Eve I'll tell you what

we'll start the treatment straight

away throw this

down it's not bad it's better than milk

of magnesia you see the Cure begins to

work already she remembers that wretched

childhood cure she's on the road to

recovery yeah asked me she's on the road

to

alcoholism come on Bieber and leave yor

behind we've seen better

days bye now goodbye Dr Walker he kill

your sister I see hope so she sure needs

help Dr Walker very good do long Tuesday

good

luck you told her I'm your sister not

you bber I thought she was your

girlfriend who does she look like your

mother or your father

you know maybe Dr Walker is right why

bother to remember it's like being born

all over again oh boy you're the

prettiest newborn child I've ever

seen where's

Big

could be she's got problems too no I

know what it is she's jealous of you huh

you ought to try and show her some

affection ooh that's all I need come on

help me look for

her bber

bber baa be a good girl and come on down

from there come

on

come

on

idiot

now you understand UD that woman is

still

alive I told you the woman no found that

night woman not dead still alive I know

and two attempts to get rid of her have

failed

incredibly now that woman is a great

danger she might recognize me and then

and then The Jig would be up like that

no weapons for you no war with bulu

nothing nothing you understand but I

make agreement sign pack giving away

Mining rights of bongas good only when I

become

king yes I know I know did but you've

got to get rid of that woman and then

you can have your weapons and rule over

all the Batangas in great honor and

Glory the woman where is she now

she's at the Catholic

Mission fortunately the jeep was insured

Safari Express won't lose a red scent

what did Sergeant Ryan have to say oh he

said he didn't like the way the whole

thing stank I shouldn't think so the way

that thing was burning with me in it

damn near what a terrible thing that

poor innocent fell getting blown skyh

High I really feel sorry for the guy

how's that for fate huh if he hadn't

escaped from jail this morning and vaa

hadn't been jealous it makes you think

God works in mysterious ways his wonders

to perform I guess

so excuse

me

shall we dance hey what's gotten into

you I've been taking Dr Walker's

medicine what a lot of G is getting to

be a habit how many times do I have to

tell and running a mission here at the

body house excuse me it's not my fault

I'm trying to help the girl to do what

stand

up oh how beautiful native music I'm

afraid not it sounds like a warning oh

yes a jungle Telegraph

right no don't leave me

alone everybody

inside

inside children hurry

hurry run everyone

inside run Al R

Al hey you put the table against the

door don't waste a second hone

hry by

Carlos father Carlos we have to call the

police but father we can't get to the

radio you're right B can't leave the

building they have the school house

around with this

B

what's the weather look like

Cy it's fine that's strange are you

thunder that's not Thunder it's the

TomTom Sergeant what are you talking

about TomTom I'm sure it's

Thunder bit of bad weather there have

you H what kind of Thunder to have this

time of

year white father the great wooden

speaks terrible misfortune has befallen

my tribe white woman we do very evil you

must give her to us or else we will

attack Mission away from the windows and

keep down hurry do as he says children

and hurry up let me I think they're

looking for me nor I away from the

window

hey you sick or something my

ABA on the contrary I'm very

well and my name isn't my

AA it's Miriam

Miriam you mean Dr Walker's prescription

is restored your

memory I don't know

maybe but one thing certain Udin face

it father could you stay with

her father I said with her not on top of

her

Bo I'm warning you you better watch out

this mission is under the protection of

the government so get out get out or

you'll be sorry you have heard me w has

spoken give me white woman I will wait

until the shadow of the falling Sun

touches until the shadow of the falling

Sun touches

here if you don't give me white woman I

will destroy everything Mission

buildings church and I will kill the

bird that

TOS if you doose that boil you're a

cowardly snake I said when shadow of Sun

hits spear everything will be destroyed

burn to the ground hudin has

spoken

St Michael of the ptin still send us a

miracle if you're not have to help him

is now we'll lose the whole

works

now shadow of falling son has touched

spear

where

PE Earth good world to

men now it's all clear it happened in a

place called banona that's Batanga

territory I was an assistant to an

engineer called cheffrey f chief of an

expedition organized by a company called

um mining Associated Enterprises British

and American mining Associated

Enterprises British and

American m a e b a Maha why that's the

word she was always repeat we were

prospecting that area and discovered a

big deposit of uranium uranium what they

use exactly what they used to make Item

B but how doine

figurine oh figus he

figus the discovery of that uranium was

a cause of our our

Misfortune and the death of Jeffrey

fer one one night one terrible

night I don't know how I managed to

escape from those Savages or what

happened to me afterwards or even how

much time passed before I woke

up I may be an idiot but I can't

understand what an ignorant think like

Odin would want with uranium I don't

think it's all that strange even an

idiot could figure it out right Miriam

mhm would you tell you what chimpanzee

to hold still and to touch nothing all

right you heard the man bber Ah that's

why yeah it's obvious rudin's a

blockhead I guess you got that much

Sergeant M no I haven't got that much in

fact I haven't understood a blessed

thing look Sergeant the man at the

bottom of all this is a real phony

called vanallen

vanal yeah but he's an engineer who was

part of our Expedition I thought he got

killed the night we were attacked yeah

big deal who's deal you're

dummy what do I have to do to get

through to you Sergeant it's obvious who

set up the massacre he offered $100,000

to me in Spring to bring a whole load of

weapons up to Odin now what would he do

something like that

for because so he could become king of

the Batangas in a tribal war with his

brother oh it's absolutely a the

question for outside it whoever become

king of the Batangas huh not him darn it

all oudan if he could be king then he

could give that no good skunk vanal The

Mining rights Ah that's why he was

trying to have me killed exactly you

must have figured you had the goods on

him how would he know you lost your

memory what's that someone lose their

memory a man has to uh be arrested

immediately sergeant but I'm serious

oh peanuts oh the name is very familiar

check the one SC me why don't you just

forget it not on your life I'm going to

Institute a most rigorous search have

you got all this written down no no no

Sergeant no no no so you see we have to

start all over

help disarm that creature

put down the gun come on now put it down

bber suppose you think that's

funny

congratulations Buu a son at last no

problems about your successor now very

bad man he not anym have chance to

become king thanks to my magic baby son

born healthy and strong that without

help of Midwife wife will still be heavy

with child you can have the consecration

rights on the island of monkeys first

have reach an island of monkeys to make

happy wit doctor then have baptism ad

mission to make happy father M you're

pretty SL that way you head your bet

only don't let the father know what

you're up

to yes I know John and that his land is

a mineral more precious than gold so you

also know that if oudin helps vanallen

take the land away you've had it I am

not afraid of

oudin but when he receives the weapons

you should be afraid of him how can I

stop

him listen send me Jellico between us we

can do it I know how the weapons are

going to be shipped but with a little

bit of luck they'll never get to their

destination you good friend John thank

you it's a

pleasure hey John there are

tracks one Tru not very very long ago I

might have guessed Howard knew I'd try

and stop him so he got to jump on

us come on let's go do you think we can

catch him I hope

so

you had to park right in the middle of

the track right old buddy you can get

out Howard Trip's finished don't ever

say I didn't mind

him listen

John move that thing how about it I'm

tired of always making you see it my way

with fists I'm glad me

too so listen to me wa I won't take long

so don't interrupt let let dump that

truck in the river with its entire load

of arms you keep the dough that vanal

gave you up front and then split I'll uh

say you had an accident what do you say

huh well this kind of trip can be

dangerous sure sure right yeah there's

just one little detail we're not

carrying weapons this is just a bunch of

nothing it's it's not worth getting all

hot under the collor over you're not

fooling anyone I'll get it all buddy

what do you care anyway I'm free to do

as I want right and so am I and I want

to Stop Those

weapons she never changed do you old

buddy there's only one out of the way

I'll take care of

him for you ask

for

no

no

you all right yes

John get those two on the

truck this is the uh truck with the

weapons I told you about I intercepted

it on these agar Flats I see and these

are a couple of the guys who were

transporting them call Sergeant will you

aren't you the chap whose jeep was blown

up yes and the chap who called us about

the attack on the mission yeah you're

causing us a lot of

trouble what now then where are all

these weapons eh they're right here

fresh off the boat at Guan yesterday

morning destined for banuka for delivery

to Udin who wants to be king of the

Batangas oh man really don't want any

thanks Sergeant you can take all the

credit for yourself oh kind of you

nothing you to insane unlad the weap you

crazy there ain't no weapons in there

it's right

man good legs thank Christ one of us got

away somebody got away yeah somebody got

away my

partner Howard spring I'd hope to keep

him out of this since he's my friend

some friend now tell me a little about

these weapons yeah they were to be used

in a civil war between the Batangas

Sergeant come and have a look with what

have you found Courtney bomb Sergeant

tomato bombs machine guns are loaded

with cucumbers and the explosives are s

CR and hot

dogs

H if this is your idea of a joke I think

it's in damn bad taste Sergeant I

wouldn't Courtney tell those two to take

their vegetables

elsewhere mind it doesn't explode

ask me you better not let a cup of

tomato spool you if I want to be fooled

I don't have to ask you so

long come

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on and I warn you Baxter you better

watch your

step

I know that monkey from somewhere it was

that car get out take

stop stop struggling and tighten in the

kns come on untie hey untie out okay

that's enough cut out the yelling won't

do you a bit of good un ties will you

you bloody Y come on sure I will as soon

as you decide toop struggling never

you want to know you're crazy shut up y

it's no trying to be heroes what the

hell we had it you're jealous Johnny I

always knew you was little okay just

man you know you'd make a great little

pet the bugger bit me all right out with

it how would you damn well you be trying

to stop the guns from getting there we

were supposed to throw you off the track

of the real shipment which was on a

truck that took another route we fooled

you and you blew it you might as well

face it you haven't got a chance in Hell

of stopping those

weapons jelo let's move it hey back you

going to leave us tight up like this hey

hey backer come back backer I'm tired I

told you what you wanted to know tonight

please you can't leave us

here keep an eye on bie for me

out of my way Bongo I won't get another

chance and I won't get another

btom

the

going

what

oh

no no no no no no nothing has gone wrong

Mr wils a simple accident I think it's

much better than this way uh I have the

mining concession for the banuka

territory uh signed by the man who in 3

days will be king of the Batangas oh no

no no no no the arms aren't that

necessary Mr wilch you see you see uh

Udin will become king through hereditary

dynastic

rights oh yes yes yes of course I'm more

than sure after all he is the legitimate

air no bua will not be survived by

either his wife or his son since they

will all be at the uh at the

consecration ceremony on the island of

monkeys yes you see this island is just

the right size to serve as a target for

a couple of bombs dropped from a plane

yes boom boom yes oh yes yes thank you

Mr WIS thank you yes Keep Calm Sergeant

Keep Calm I'll give you all the proof

you want just do as I say very well but

only because it's you I'm about to add

another Pearl to my long string of

successes Courtney if anyone wants me

I've gone to see Mr V Daran at the

Safari game Hotel there's an arrest on

the

horizon courney the key please yes

S no she isn't here John she went off to

Greenwood she absolutely insisted that

she had to go and talk to that pony

Dutchman

over

M you're always dangerous father

mallerie can you do something to stop

her over that's easy to say do you think

if I could stop a woman from doing what

she wanted I'd ever have become a priest

at all over and

out oh my dear Miriam how happy I am to

see you I bet you are oh come in darling

come

in oh I can't tell you how how shocked I

was when the operator gave me your name

please please sit down you know I was so

convinced that uh that uh that you

couldn't have possibly escaped from that

Dreadful Massacre Oh I can imagine such

a conviction must have thrown you into a

State of

Shock I can't just see you passing

anxious sleepless night thinking about

it oh no no no I've always managed to

sleep extremely well because you were

sure I was

dead he must have been gratifying to

know that I disappeared from circulation

my my my you have such a remarkable

sense of fantasy

no it's not fantasy it's reality well if

it is in fact reality then I think you

must have some

proof listen to me vanal oh yes of

course Miriam Why Don't We Make A Deal a

deal if my being around makes you

uncomfortable then for a very modest fee

let's say

$200,000 I could

disappear oh Miriam if only you told me

about this a little earlier you see

I

oh excuse me the

telephone hello may I speak to Sergeant

Ryan you should be there now um I'm

sorry uh wrong

number wrong

number oh as I was saying if only you

had talked this over with me before just

after we arrived in Africa for instance

I would have told you then exactly what

I tell you now and that is that there is

no reason at all for you to vanish from

circulation Sergeant how nice to see

you yes but since when have I become so

important as to have the honor of

special surveillance by the police I

think you part really it wasn't my idea

oh

really Mariam

darling you know I didn't know you

cared oh very well I wanted proof but

it's all right John Baxter will testify

John Baxter John Baxter's a Visionary

sees things that aren't there oh they

say that he's in love with the chip I'm

sorry but you've been

misinformed oh she's not his lover she's

his sister a sister well I suppose it's

all right then I'm not very British

though

come on

bber bber come on let's

go I've been looking for you so you

found me what did you want to go see

vanallen for

it could have been very dangerous I had

to try I wanted to trap him but that one

is more cunning than a monkey oh excuse

me Bea so what happened to you I went

after Howard from the explosion I heard

I'd say that this time the truck uh

wasn't loaded with

tomatoes uh Miriam there's something I

wanted to tell

you

what

hi there Howard how are you

oh oh uh I prefer to meet you out here

in the middle of nowhere because I have

a problem we have to keep our business

under cover of course you realize that

oh you mean you're not angry with me Mr

mandalin I mean i l upop the job but

pretty bad no no no For Heaven's Sake no

what are you saying Howard you won't

believe this but I'm happier that it

worked out this way that udine is not

worth a burnt out lamp b as we say in

Holland and I'm ready to pay you the

rest of the sum we agreed on you know

you can do a much better job by yourself

really

yes what

you oh come on man now don't tell me

that you haven't caught on now what are

those arms for if not to get rid of boou

and the whole lot of his family and

Hangers On you know you can do this

better than anybody in your

little Safari Express

plan when they have the consequ cation

Rees on the island of

monkeys hey man you know you got to be

crazy

why look I think you got the wrong idea

about me I can't go and kill hopeless

innocent

people weren't those arms you

transported just for that yeah I guess

you're right but transporting arms is

one thing only it's not the same as

killing someone well you're not lacking

in hypocrisy I

see

well never mind it was nice seeing you

again Howard my pleasure goodbye yeah

see

you oh Howard by the way I

forgot

be good girl you came back we were

worried about you you mustn't be jealous

let's talk about it I'm sure Among Us

Girls we can't find a

way bber what's the matter

what do you

want why is she behaving like

that she wants us to follow her let's

go we better take the

Jeep

we can't drive through that we'll have

to go on

foot

it's

Howard

Howard

God you were right old buddy I should

have listened Bastard out a gun wasn't

expecting it it's okay Howie try not to

talk you've got to save your strength

right it's no your I've had

it it was

vanal yeah I might have guessed it

why

wanted player drop bombs on the

monkeys he's planning Massacre if you

don't stop you'll do it by himself you

have to stop it I will ho give me a hand

to the

[Applause]

mission seize them and take them to

Village

[Applause]

[Music]

take

I am o new king of bogas I speak you

must listen I don't have a lot of choice

go ahead speak my heroic Warriors Now

kill you very slowly according to

ancient custom why I'd prefer something

a little quicker not for you you are one

who destroy my weapons for You Must Die

very slowly hey that's a pretty rough

way to treat a guy wouldn't you say it's

much rough way yes the rougher the

better who need be more gentle with

white

woman hey wait a second what she got to

do with all this anyway what she got to

do because she got to be wife of Woodin

this very day haven't you ever heard of

woman's Liberation I can handle woman

have no fear don't count on it girls

like hurry guys like you for breakfast

that's not my cup of tea I like plate of

bacon and

eggs I

you

my beautiful strong

wi now you'll be my

wife of course to did I always your wife

I not want Johan bter I want big and me

queen of

[Music]

Batanga now you must kiss me first close

eyes

that's right otherwise love not

perfect close your eyes now I give you

kiss

e

go start the Jeep

Baby

I

what

he oh

oh go be the step on

it

no no no I'm sorry there's no use going

on about it I've already shown you my

pilot's license and I'm willing to put

up the full value of the plane as a

deposit it's not a question of trust Mr

Pand Daran if I let you have a plane

even for just an hour I could lose my

job

look but nobody else needs to know just

uh I'd still have my conscience to deal

with as far as I'm concerned that's all

that matters yeah yes

well well I I won't insist we'll meet

again sir goodbye best of luck to

you I hope we'll see you again Mr

[Music]

VOR sir

sir I'm sorry but you can't stay

here yeah but I have permission to take

this plane for 1 hour may I see your

permission please

sir

oh

yes no money sir

ah

well

it's a JN Mr John

stop look bngo was that B Allen I don't

know who he was but he had a right like

Joe

Lewis no no Mr John you can't take this

plane I have to fill up with

petrol

let

a

oh

mandalin you hear me Don't Go Near The

Falls they're

downdraft got to pull up hey man it's

dangerous

CL

oh

clear the

runway the great spirit is at peace the

ceremonial egg returns to the place of

its

origin

ah my children is a Pity I couldn't have

been the one to marri it would have been

a Grand Occasion yeah well we would have

liked that too father believe me but

Miriam's uncle absolutely insists on

being the one to give away the bride yes

and we better keep him happy he's giving

us a castle for a wedding present how

about that father you're a lucky man Bo

you where is p

p

another attack of jealousy I guess

you'll take care of her won't you father

of course mine us will just have to get

used to being an Old

Maid

thank you John you have saved us you

will always be a friend of my people we

wait for day when you come back thanks

Buu and uh I'll be seeing you

goodbye

two Land Rovers and two planes destroyed

in 2 weeks it's a new record do me a

favor John and don't smash that plane

too we only got it out from the UK last

week don't you worry sir we'll leave at

Nairobi when we catch the plane to

London good day doctor have any your

breakfast just a little tning something

for my health carry on

byebye everybody

what

oh oh no

By Adil Qatine