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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,163 --> 00:00:04,374 {\an8}MANY YEARS AGO, BEFORE THE GREEKS AND ROMANS, 2 00:00:04,457 --> 00:00:06,251 {\an8}MAN AND BEAST WERE ONE, 3 00:00:06,334 --> 00:00:09,337 {\an8}AND THE REAL AND FANTASTIC MERGED. 4 00:00:09,420 --> 00:00:11,882 {\an8}LAVISH MYTHS OF OLD WERE INVENTED, 5 00:00:11,965 --> 00:00:15,093 {\an8}BASED ON MORALS THAT ARE NO LONGER OUR OWN. 6 00:00:17,012 --> 00:00:20,098 {\an8}FOR GÉRARD BRACH 7 00:01:02,974 --> 00:01:05,936 LONG BEFORE HOMER'S TIME… 8 00:01:08,438 --> 00:01:11,942 …SOMEWHERE IN THE AGEAN SEA 9 00:01:42,138 --> 00:01:46,517 Come on! Hey! Come on! 10 00:01:49,104 --> 00:01:51,815 Hurry up! Come on! 11 00:01:51,898 --> 00:01:53,817 Go! Come on! 12 00:02:28,351 --> 00:02:31,104 Welcome, immaculate goddesses, 13 00:02:31,396 --> 00:02:33,439 bearers of bright omens, 14 00:02:33,523 --> 00:02:37,693 messengers of joy, abundant harvests and fertility. 15 00:02:44,659 --> 00:02:48,579 Oh, how sweet it is To know that you are loved! 16 00:02:48,997 --> 00:02:54,502 Oh, how deep is the abyss of life 17 00:03:25,909 --> 00:03:30,746 Oh, how deep is the abyss of life! 18 00:03:42,968 --> 00:03:46,930 Every morning, Clytia, your beauty makes the world more beautiful. 19 00:03:47,347 --> 00:03:49,349 My heart rejoices, Karkos, 20 00:03:49,432 --> 00:03:52,685 because every day brings us closer to our long-awaited union. 21 00:03:52,936 --> 00:03:53,979 Yes. 22 00:04:19,420 --> 00:04:21,422 Minor, go away. 23 00:04:22,715 --> 00:04:23,633 Go on! 24 00:04:24,092 --> 00:04:26,886 Go on Minor, scram! Go away! 25 00:04:46,031 --> 00:04:48,366 Minor, what did I say? Scram! 26 00:05:16,602 --> 00:05:19,897 More sacred doves have arrived. The year will be blessed, my husband! 27 00:05:20,356 --> 00:05:22,775 You're the one who's blessed, my dove. All over! 28 00:05:27,405 --> 00:05:31,409 INNOCENT PRANKS LEAD TO UNIMAGINABLE TURMOIL 29 00:06:22,335 --> 00:06:24,129 Stop, Minor! 30 00:06:24,212 --> 00:06:26,881 He bit me! Catch him! 31 00:06:28,758 --> 00:06:30,135 The pig bit me! 32 00:06:30,218 --> 00:06:31,677 He bit a chunk out of me! 33 00:06:31,761 --> 00:06:33,721 -What's going on? -He bit me! 34 00:06:33,804 --> 00:06:35,765 The pig's bitten the butcher's wife! 35 00:06:35,848 --> 00:06:36,849 He's bitten my Zima! 36 00:06:36,932 --> 00:06:40,061 The pig's bitten my Zima! 37 00:06:40,145 --> 00:06:41,646 -Catch him! -He bit me! 38 00:06:43,481 --> 00:06:45,608 It is forbidden to climb the sacred tree! 39 00:06:45,691 --> 00:06:48,569 -Sacrilege! -Get down! Kill him! 40 00:06:50,405 --> 00:06:54,617 Heathen! 41 00:06:56,869 --> 00:06:57,787 Slaughter him! 42 00:06:57,870 --> 00:07:01,249 Silence! What's going on? 43 00:07:01,332 --> 00:07:02,917 Who's in the sacred tree? 44 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:06,629 The pig man, Venerable Archeo. The unspeakable rot of the pigsty. 45 00:07:06,921 --> 00:07:08,005 -Kill him! -He's rabid! 46 00:07:08,089 --> 00:07:10,049 Get rid of him! 47 00:07:10,133 --> 00:07:12,135 Kill the heathen! 48 00:07:12,218 --> 00:07:14,512 Kill him! 49 00:07:14,595 --> 00:07:16,847 Let us not repeat the mistakes of the past. 50 00:07:16,931 --> 00:07:18,641 No sacrifice without a trial! 51 00:07:18,724 --> 00:07:20,976 With all due respect, my elder, 52 00:07:21,060 --> 00:07:24,314 a trial has no value if the defendant can't speak. 53 00:07:24,397 --> 00:07:26,732 -Someone will speak for him. -Me! 54 00:07:28,025 --> 00:07:30,986 You, Clytia? You, my daughter? 55 00:07:31,070 --> 00:07:33,531 Yes, Father. Me! 56 00:07:34,657 --> 00:07:35,950 Come on, you moron! 57 00:07:36,033 --> 00:07:38,744 Don't move! Understand? 58 00:07:39,287 --> 00:07:40,288 Silence! 59 00:07:43,416 --> 00:07:49,088 Kinéma, tell us where Minor came from. 60 00:07:55,553 --> 00:07:57,012 It came upon 61 00:07:57,096 --> 00:08:02,727 a windless night, when the owls howled like wolves. 62 00:08:02,810 --> 00:08:06,397 Remember… Close your eyes! 63 00:08:06,647 --> 00:08:09,150 Turn your eyes inward! 64 00:08:09,984 --> 00:08:14,029 See the shadows of that cursed day 65 00:08:14,113 --> 00:08:17,242 flash across the walls of your skull. 66 00:08:22,372 --> 00:08:24,290 The sun is rising. 67 00:08:24,374 --> 00:08:29,129 The sea is blood red beneath the fiery sky. 68 00:08:30,171 --> 00:08:34,300 See the strange boat smashed on the shore. 69 00:08:36,511 --> 00:08:38,888 See the dead young woman 70 00:08:38,971 --> 00:08:43,476 clutching a newborn, suckling on her lifeless breast. 71 00:08:45,060 --> 00:08:47,021 I took the baby. 72 00:08:47,104 --> 00:08:50,441 I nursed him until that evening, 73 00:08:50,525 --> 00:08:55,029 when he bit me so savagely that he bit off my nipple and swallowed it! 74 00:08:57,031 --> 00:09:01,118 It was him! That day, my milk turned black and fetid. 75 00:09:01,619 --> 00:09:04,289 The elders already know that vile story! 76 00:09:04,372 --> 00:09:05,873 It would make a toad vomit! 77 00:09:05,956 --> 00:09:08,251 -He went to live with the pigs. -We know all this. 78 00:09:08,334 --> 00:09:13,005 He was nursed by a sow. He learned to grunt, but never spoke! 79 00:09:13,506 --> 00:09:16,175 Minor bit again this morning. 80 00:09:16,467 --> 00:09:18,386 Zima, show us your violated flesh! 81 00:09:26,686 --> 00:09:28,396 -They've already seen it! -So? 82 00:09:28,479 --> 00:09:30,189 Slaughter him! Death to the beast! 83 00:09:30,273 --> 00:09:31,691 Kill him! 84 00:09:32,191 --> 00:09:33,859 Kill him! 85 00:09:34,527 --> 00:09:36,529 -He's not from here! -Really! 86 00:09:36,612 --> 00:09:40,032 A foreigner who barely speaks our language 87 00:09:40,115 --> 00:09:42,117 isn't going to tell us what… what you must… 88 00:09:42,201 --> 00:09:43,202 what we have to do! 89 00:09:43,286 --> 00:09:44,579 This is my defense! 90 00:09:44,662 --> 00:09:48,082 The dove tree must not be desecrated! 91 00:09:48,165 --> 00:09:49,750 That's right, if I may! 92 00:09:49,834 --> 00:09:51,794 This is my defense! 93 00:09:55,715 --> 00:09:58,217 Minor was trying to save his own life. 94 00:09:58,509 --> 00:09:59,552 Well, yeah, but… 95 00:09:59,635 --> 00:10:03,639 He followed his instinct to find refuge. 96 00:10:04,515 --> 00:10:05,891 You'd put instinct on trial? 97 00:10:06,351 --> 00:10:10,271 Well, maybe not. But kill him and then we can talk about it. 98 00:10:10,355 --> 00:10:15,943 We don't know which part of Minor is human 99 00:10:16,026 --> 00:10:18,946 and which part is porcine. 100 00:10:19,447 --> 00:10:22,658 So we risk cannibalism if we eat him. 101 00:10:23,075 --> 00:10:25,244 We don't have to eat him to kill him. 102 00:10:25,495 --> 00:10:27,955 We could just gouge his eyes out… 103 00:10:28,038 --> 00:10:30,416 Gouge his eyes, cut off his hands… 104 00:10:30,500 --> 00:10:31,876 Thank you, I just said that! 105 00:10:31,959 --> 00:10:33,002 He just said it. 106 00:10:33,085 --> 00:10:37,632 In his most intimate moments, he seems neither good, 107 00:10:39,174 --> 00:10:40,468 nor bad. 108 00:10:41,051 --> 00:10:43,262 He seems to be just like each of us. 109 00:10:43,346 --> 00:10:45,097 Stop with your lewd poses! 110 00:10:45,180 --> 00:10:46,349 She's turning us on! 111 00:10:46,641 --> 00:10:48,726 I know, I know! It's her eloquence! 112 00:10:48,809 --> 00:10:50,561 Nothing else. That's my daughter! 113 00:10:50,645 --> 00:10:51,896 You call that eloquence? 114 00:10:51,979 --> 00:10:56,484 Clytia, my dear, go on! 115 00:10:56,567 --> 00:10:58,528 What were you saying with your breasts? 116 00:10:58,861 --> 00:11:03,408 Minor can be as gallant as a man. He gave me truffles. 117 00:11:03,491 --> 00:11:05,826 Ah! Corruption! Corruption of the court! 118 00:11:05,910 --> 00:11:07,953 Which only he can find, 119 00:11:08,037 --> 00:11:09,705 thanks to his nose. 120 00:11:09,789 --> 00:11:12,041 His nose? That just proves he's not human! 121 00:11:12,124 --> 00:11:13,376 Silence! 122 00:11:13,918 --> 00:11:17,963 Silence! Or I'll empty the chamber! 123 00:11:19,048 --> 00:11:21,509 The desecration of the dove tree was not deliberate 124 00:11:21,592 --> 00:11:23,469 in the opinion of the court. 125 00:11:23,553 --> 00:11:24,470 What? 126 00:11:24,554 --> 00:11:28,057 The accused is ordered to stand like a scarecrow 127 00:11:28,140 --> 00:11:29,725 until the olive harvest. 128 00:11:29,809 --> 00:11:30,643 That's it? 129 00:11:30,726 --> 00:11:33,854 If he bites again before then, to the slaughterhouse! 130 00:11:34,522 --> 00:11:35,356 That's that! 131 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:37,358 That girl really is very good. 132 00:11:37,442 --> 00:11:39,151 She's my future daughter-in-law. 133 00:11:39,234 --> 00:11:40,110 Ah, yes! 134 00:11:40,194 --> 00:11:41,821 Twirling around like that… 135 00:11:42,363 --> 00:11:44,782 Isn't justice beautiful? 136 00:11:49,954 --> 00:11:54,041 My wisdom is the fruit of years that have turned my beard white as snow, 137 00:11:54,124 --> 00:11:57,962 but my daughter, my wisdom was dazzled by your defense! 138 00:11:58,421 --> 00:12:01,716 It was breathtaking! Brilliant! 139 00:12:02,383 --> 00:12:04,885 Come here. Give me a hug. 140 00:12:06,261 --> 00:12:10,641 You instinctively combined the melodious spell of rhetoric 141 00:12:10,725 --> 00:12:14,979 with the eloquence of your sublime figure. 142 00:12:15,062 --> 00:12:16,647 Didn't she, Karkos? 143 00:12:16,731 --> 00:12:18,023 She certainly did! 144 00:12:18,858 --> 00:12:21,569 Father, may I be excused? I need to freshen up. 145 00:12:21,652 --> 00:12:23,446 Yes, my dear. Off you go. 146 00:12:25,197 --> 00:12:26,991 She's marvelous. 147 00:12:27,950 --> 00:12:33,789 To be honest, when Clytia exposed her breasts to the crowd, 148 00:12:35,416 --> 00:12:39,169 I was embarrassed. I blushed. 149 00:12:39,587 --> 00:12:41,839 Why would you blush, if not from pleasure? 150 00:12:42,256 --> 00:12:45,551 All those unchaste eyes staring at her, 151 00:12:46,677 --> 00:12:50,890 her sensual gazes, those overt erections. 152 00:12:50,973 --> 00:12:53,058 -They made me suffer. -Are you jealous? 153 00:12:54,184 --> 00:12:55,853 Being jealous of Clytia 154 00:12:56,687 --> 00:12:59,940 is as absurd as being jealous of the virgin whiteness of a lily. 155 00:13:00,900 --> 00:13:03,944 Listen. Don't treat Clytia like a goddess. 156 00:13:04,236 --> 00:13:06,906 She's a human being, Karkos, like you. 157 00:13:06,989 --> 00:13:11,786 She's warm-blooded. Her body is ready for the embrace that will make her a woman. 158 00:13:12,244 --> 00:13:14,872 Loving her too much is the wrong way to love her. 159 00:13:35,476 --> 00:13:40,731 MINOR DISCOVERS A MYTHICAL FOREST AND LEARNS THE PAGAN WAYS 160 00:15:19,288 --> 00:15:21,081 What are you doing here? 161 00:15:25,670 --> 00:15:27,504 What? I don't understand your language. 162 00:15:30,591 --> 00:15:33,177 Oh, those nymphs, those nymphs! 163 00:15:33,928 --> 00:15:36,180 I desire them more than anything. 164 00:15:36,263 --> 00:15:41,435 I long to visit their virginal fragility, 165 00:15:41,852 --> 00:15:44,814 and give them a taste of a goat's ardor. 166 00:15:53,739 --> 00:15:54,949 That's my nature. 167 00:15:55,032 --> 00:15:59,328 My name is Pan, but I prefer Satyr. 168 00:15:59,411 --> 00:16:01,038 Proud to be one. 169 00:16:03,290 --> 00:16:07,211 Stop looking at me like a moron and make yourself useful. 170 00:16:07,670 --> 00:16:11,841 Clean the crud off my hooves. Here. 171 00:17:00,347 --> 00:17:03,183 Hang on. How did you get here? You're mortal. 172 00:17:03,475 --> 00:17:04,935 Are you an archeologist? 173 00:17:05,352 --> 00:17:06,854 Tell me! 174 00:17:06,937 --> 00:17:09,106 Tell me! 175 00:17:09,189 --> 00:17:12,026 You can't get away! 176 00:18:31,772 --> 00:18:36,276 Cataractos! You're picking up goat turds. 177 00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:39,529 Oh, how wicked is nature! 178 00:18:39,613 --> 00:18:41,573 How do you tell the difference? 179 00:18:41,656 --> 00:18:44,618 Just bite into it. If there's a pit, then it's an olive. 180 00:18:58,548 --> 00:19:00,843 This is a good spot to sit. 181 00:19:00,926 --> 00:19:01,802 Okay. 182 00:19:38,881 --> 00:19:41,050 I know that tune. 183 00:19:42,051 --> 00:19:43,052 Yeah? 184 00:19:43,343 --> 00:19:45,554 "Your skin is as soft as a rose petal." 185 00:19:45,846 --> 00:19:46,763 That's right! 186 00:19:49,641 --> 00:19:51,310 Pluck me, Karkos! 187 00:19:56,565 --> 00:19:58,692 Let's wait for the sacred day of our union. 188 00:19:59,693 --> 00:20:02,112 -Will that day ever come? -Yes! 189 00:20:03,405 --> 00:20:06,408 The gods know when it's best, Clytia. 190 00:20:06,491 --> 00:20:09,119 Let's wait for the oracles. 191 00:20:09,619 --> 00:20:12,331 But do we have to wait all the time? 192 00:20:12,414 --> 00:20:13,332 Yes. 193 00:20:13,415 --> 00:20:14,749 Karkos! 194 00:20:29,974 --> 00:20:32,017 You smashed yourself up before I did it. 195 00:20:33,477 --> 00:20:34,853 -Hey! -I think he's dead! 196 00:20:35,270 --> 00:20:36,813 Look, Karkos. He's bleeding! 197 00:20:36,897 --> 00:20:37,814 He's bleeding? 198 00:20:38,315 --> 00:20:39,608 He's not breathing. 199 00:20:40,567 --> 00:20:43,153 The poor creature has been freed from his pitiful fate. 200 00:20:43,237 --> 00:20:44,947 Go and tell the others, please. 201 00:20:47,116 --> 00:20:47,950 Okay. 202 00:20:50,035 --> 00:20:51,120 I'll be right back. 203 00:20:55,124 --> 00:20:56,666 What's happening? 204 00:20:56,750 --> 00:20:59,753 Minor fell and hit his head on a rock. 205 00:20:59,836 --> 00:21:01,630 I loved the way you adored me. 206 00:21:03,507 --> 00:21:05,800 The innocent way you showed your desire. 207 00:21:12,933 --> 00:21:15,727 I'm sorry if I was ever mean to you. 208 00:21:25,195 --> 00:21:27,697 What a harvest! 209 00:21:39,793 --> 00:21:40,961 On the pile of manure! 210 00:21:45,590 --> 00:21:47,134 Go on. 211 00:22:03,567 --> 00:22:06,736 What a great day! What a harvest! 212 00:22:11,325 --> 00:22:14,203 I roasted it on the fire and basted it in honey, 213 00:22:14,286 --> 00:22:16,621 just as you like it, sire. 214 00:22:18,999 --> 00:22:20,334 An ear for me, son. 215 00:22:20,417 --> 00:22:23,753 -Karkos, give me a bit of cheek. -Minor came from the darkness… 216 00:22:23,837 --> 00:22:24,671 Oh no, not again. 217 00:22:24,754 --> 00:22:27,382 To the darkness, he must return! 218 00:22:27,466 --> 00:22:30,052 Or have mercy on our souls! 219 00:22:30,135 --> 00:22:32,429 -We'll do it in the morning! -Have mercy on us! 220 00:22:32,512 --> 00:22:35,974 -Stop rattling on! -Listen! Close your eyes. 221 00:22:36,058 --> 00:22:37,976 Turn your eyes inward. 222 00:22:38,352 --> 00:22:41,021 We can't turn our eyes inward when we're eating! 223 00:22:41,105 --> 00:22:42,522 Enough! 224 00:22:42,606 --> 00:22:43,857 -Tomorrow will be too late. -Enough, old owl! 225 00:22:44,233 --> 00:22:47,736 That's enough! 226 00:23:41,373 --> 00:23:43,458 Know your… 227 00:23:46,420 --> 00:23:47,587 Know… 228 00:23:50,507 --> 00:23:52,509 Know thyself… 229 00:23:58,182 --> 00:24:00,267 He was dead! What's going on! 230 00:24:00,350 --> 00:24:02,602 -Where is he? -Well, he's not here, anyway! 231 00:24:02,686 --> 00:24:05,105 What if his spirit is spying on us in the fog? 232 00:24:09,151 --> 00:24:11,027 I warned them! 233 00:24:11,111 --> 00:24:14,072 We chucked him on there. He can't have just disappeared! 234 00:24:15,740 --> 00:24:17,033 There! 235 00:24:20,078 --> 00:24:21,121 But… 236 00:24:22,414 --> 00:24:23,665 Hi, there! 237 00:24:25,292 --> 00:24:26,460 You're not dead? 238 00:24:26,543 --> 00:24:28,670 Even better. I'm alive. 239 00:24:29,629 --> 00:24:32,299 Don't be afraid! It's me, Minor! 240 00:24:33,258 --> 00:24:34,759 -He's talking! -Well, yeah. 241 00:24:34,843 --> 00:24:36,010 You're talking? 242 00:24:36,511 --> 00:24:38,138 And I can "think" too! 243 00:24:39,764 --> 00:24:41,766 Here comes trouble. 244 00:24:43,477 --> 00:24:45,604 So much has changed since yesterday. 245 00:24:46,396 --> 00:24:49,649 Yesterday seems like 100 years ago. 246 00:24:51,235 --> 00:24:52,527 Like you understand. 247 00:24:54,238 --> 00:24:55,489 You understand me? 248 00:24:56,406 --> 00:24:58,867 Really? 249 00:24:59,201 --> 00:25:02,287 No, my feelings haven't changed. They're just different! 250 00:25:06,082 --> 00:25:09,378 All men get a hard-on when they look at the Patriarch's daughter. 251 00:25:09,461 --> 00:25:12,172 I'm a man, a normal man. 252 00:25:12,714 --> 00:25:15,300 That's all! 253 00:25:15,384 --> 00:25:17,636 What do you expect, fatty? It's true! 254 00:25:17,719 --> 00:25:19,221 That's right. 255 00:25:21,139 --> 00:25:25,227 No, I was teasing! I was teasing! 256 00:25:25,310 --> 00:25:29,063 You've got to admit, though, you have put on a bit of weight. 257 00:25:31,566 --> 00:25:33,652 And oh, I almost forgot! 258 00:25:34,236 --> 00:25:37,239 I'm not thinking straight after today's events. 259 00:25:37,322 --> 00:25:38,532 Just above the swamp, 260 00:25:38,615 --> 00:25:41,034 I met a creature who was half-goat, half-human. 261 00:25:41,117 --> 00:25:42,869 His name is Pan. It suits him. 262 00:25:42,952 --> 00:25:45,163 Anyway, he prefers to be called Satyr. 263 00:25:45,247 --> 00:25:47,874 I tried to get away but ended with my ass in the air. 264 00:25:48,417 --> 00:25:49,918 And that bugger took advantage 265 00:25:50,001 --> 00:25:53,087 to make me feel his phallus in a very unique way 266 00:25:53,171 --> 00:25:54,714 that I couldn't have imagined. 267 00:25:55,965 --> 00:25:58,343 Yes, he entered the passage. Exactly. 268 00:26:00,387 --> 00:26:02,138 "Sodomy?" Never heard of it. 269 00:26:02,222 --> 00:26:06,810 Anyway, that Pan had a massive phallus and balls to match. 270 00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:14,108 -Who's there? -Madam Zima. 271 00:26:16,069 --> 00:26:18,363 -What is it? -It's a surprise. 272 00:26:22,075 --> 00:26:23,827 Come back later. I'm thinking. 273 00:26:24,369 --> 00:26:25,870 Open up! It's me, Clytia. 274 00:26:28,957 --> 00:26:30,709 Your lawyer. 275 00:26:32,711 --> 00:26:33,712 Open up! 276 00:26:38,383 --> 00:26:41,511 Hello, ma'am. Hello, sir. 277 00:26:43,805 --> 00:26:46,850 These are gifts from my father, our Patriarch. 278 00:26:47,517 --> 00:26:49,853 His best mead. It's alcoholic honey. 279 00:26:49,936 --> 00:26:53,482 And I brought you an extra toga. 280 00:26:53,565 --> 00:26:56,276 You'll see, it's really soft against the skin. 281 00:26:56,360 --> 00:27:00,989 And a bit of lavender, for bathing. 282 00:27:02,073 --> 00:27:04,826 Here you go. 283 00:27:05,076 --> 00:27:07,746 And a bale of fresh hay. 284 00:27:08,622 --> 00:27:13,126 Put it down there. And get out of here. 285 00:27:15,337 --> 00:27:17,213 Go on, hurry up. 286 00:27:17,297 --> 00:27:19,966 Please thank the Patriarch on my behalf. 287 00:27:20,049 --> 00:27:21,676 On our behalf. 288 00:27:22,051 --> 00:27:22,969 Yes. 289 00:27:24,388 --> 00:27:26,973 Do you need anything else? 290 00:27:30,143 --> 00:27:31,185 Not for now. 291 00:27:32,061 --> 00:27:36,149 Right. Well… good night, then. 292 00:27:47,369 --> 00:27:50,204 -Well? -He didn't say yet. 293 00:27:54,709 --> 00:27:59,130 A DRUNK MINOR HAS A DIVINE MEETING AND GETS EVEN DRUNKER 294 00:28:17,315 --> 00:28:19,484 Hey. It smells in here, doesn't it? 295 00:28:21,528 --> 00:28:25,532 It ruins the taste of the mead. 296 00:28:29,494 --> 00:28:32,622 I'm going to go for a walk because it stinks in here. 297 00:28:48,262 --> 00:28:49,681 What a beautiful night. 298 00:28:58,272 --> 00:29:01,192 Yo, olive tree! 299 00:29:02,819 --> 00:29:06,740 I recognize you! This is where I died! 300 00:29:17,834 --> 00:29:22,547 Do my eyes deceive me or do I see what I see? 301 00:29:23,047 --> 00:29:24,048 What do you see? 302 00:29:24,799 --> 00:29:26,342 I don't know what to call it. 303 00:29:28,386 --> 00:29:31,347 I'd have to be a poet, and I'm not. 304 00:29:32,265 --> 00:29:34,601 -Who are you? -I'm me. 305 00:29:34,684 --> 00:29:37,311 Take off your mask and let me see your face. 306 00:29:37,729 --> 00:29:39,814 I have no intention of doing that. 307 00:29:39,898 --> 00:29:41,065 It's what I desire. 308 00:29:41,149 --> 00:29:43,234 Your desire as a mere mortal is not mine. 309 00:29:43,527 --> 00:29:46,738 Do you cover your face in a golden mask because it is ugly? 310 00:29:46,821 --> 00:29:49,073 How dare you! Insolent man! 311 00:29:49,783 --> 00:29:50,950 No, Golden Mask! 312 00:29:51,493 --> 00:29:53,161 It was a slip of the tongue! 313 00:29:53,244 --> 00:29:55,371 I'm not used to using my tongue. 314 00:29:55,455 --> 00:29:56,748 I beg you, gentle goddess! 315 00:29:56,831 --> 00:29:58,875 Turn around. Look at me repenting! 316 00:29:58,958 --> 00:30:01,461 I submit to the enigma of your beauty and its law. 317 00:31:56,701 --> 00:31:59,203 Is this the feeling humans call love? 318 00:32:01,455 --> 00:32:02,999 I am suffocating in love… 319 00:32:54,342 --> 00:32:59,388 Prunios, innocent girl… 320 00:33:00,348 --> 00:33:05,687 Oh, pure one, fill the cup 321 00:33:06,145 --> 00:33:08,648 with your virgin liquor. 322 00:33:09,983 --> 00:33:11,567 I don't have any virgin liquor. 323 00:33:11,818 --> 00:33:13,194 Pee in the cup! 324 00:33:15,446 --> 00:33:17,198 No, you! You pee! 325 00:33:17,281 --> 00:33:18,992 -Me? -Yes. 326 00:33:19,492 --> 00:33:20,702 -Do it. -Go on! 327 00:33:27,458 --> 00:33:28,668 There. 328 00:33:42,598 --> 00:33:46,060 I see… Goodness me! 329 00:33:46,686 --> 00:33:47,812 What do you see? 330 00:33:47,896 --> 00:33:52,483 I see that Minor's head is full! 331 00:33:52,566 --> 00:33:54,193 -Full of what? -Full of what? 332 00:33:54,568 --> 00:33:55,737 Doves! 333 00:33:55,820 --> 00:33:58,698 Doves don't live in a pig's head! 334 00:33:58,782 --> 00:34:00,158 I saw it clearly! 335 00:34:00,241 --> 00:34:02,035 Clearly? You're blind as a bat. 336 00:34:02,368 --> 00:34:03,828 You know who you're talking to? 337 00:34:03,912 --> 00:34:07,832 Yeah, the man who squeezed a chick the other day, thinking… 338 00:34:07,916 --> 00:34:09,292 -Enough! -It was a lemon! 339 00:34:09,375 --> 00:34:10,209 Enough! 340 00:34:10,293 --> 00:34:11,836 -There. -I thought it was an orange. 341 00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:15,214 -A lemon! -This is no time to quarrel. 342 00:34:16,090 --> 00:34:19,719 The prophecy is unfolding as we feared. 343 00:34:21,179 --> 00:34:23,514 We have to act, now! 344 00:34:24,057 --> 00:34:28,352 A STRAY DOVE CHANGES THE PATH OF DESTINY 345 00:34:36,194 --> 00:34:37,987 I can't get used to it. 346 00:34:38,071 --> 00:34:39,488 You'll have to. 347 00:34:39,572 --> 00:34:44,452 Only a wicked alliance could make a pig-man become a man. 348 00:34:45,244 --> 00:34:46,204 A man or a demon. 349 00:34:46,495 --> 00:34:49,290 They say he fornicates with that sow. 350 00:34:49,373 --> 00:34:52,168 Once a pig, always a pig. 351 00:34:52,711 --> 00:34:54,003 Are you talking about me? 352 00:34:54,295 --> 00:34:57,131 What are you whispering about over there? 353 00:34:57,757 --> 00:34:58,716 Go on, brother. 354 00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:00,551 Go on. You're our leader! 355 00:35:01,677 --> 00:35:06,349 We were talking about celebrating your arrival among us, 356 00:35:06,432 --> 00:35:09,602 and the immense joy your metamorphosis brings. 357 00:35:10,895 --> 00:35:12,355 I'm still who I always was. 358 00:35:12,438 --> 00:35:13,272 Right. 359 00:35:13,356 --> 00:35:16,400 It's just the words stayed in… oh! 360 00:35:18,069 --> 00:35:22,115 The words stayed in my head, tangled, 361 00:35:22,198 --> 00:35:25,284 stuck inside my skull, where words wait to be said. 362 00:35:26,410 --> 00:35:29,622 Come closer, my fellow men! My people! 363 00:35:29,914 --> 00:35:35,086 Look! We're all brothers. From the front and from the back. 364 00:36:30,474 --> 00:36:32,018 What's that? 365 00:36:42,236 --> 00:36:46,324 My goodness! It's a sign! 366 00:36:51,412 --> 00:36:52,580 Go! 367 00:36:54,916 --> 00:36:55,959 No, no, it's not… 368 00:36:56,042 --> 00:36:58,377 It's not the… It's not for… 369 00:37:02,882 --> 00:37:04,800 Well, there it is. 370 00:38:04,193 --> 00:38:07,530 Hey! 371 00:38:10,199 --> 00:38:13,161 Well, hello there! Have you come for your sodomy? 372 00:38:14,245 --> 00:38:16,789 No, for advice. 373 00:38:17,456 --> 00:38:18,707 You can have both. 374 00:38:20,543 --> 00:38:21,585 I'm a king. 375 00:38:22,253 --> 00:38:23,712 He speaks! King of what? 376 00:38:24,255 --> 00:38:26,757 The island. This island, where we are. 377 00:38:27,425 --> 00:38:30,553 I'm not on an island. Neither are my people. 378 00:38:30,636 --> 00:38:32,555 We are everywhere. The myths decide. 379 00:38:33,306 --> 00:38:38,519 Oh. So the myths decided you should sodomize me? 380 00:38:38,811 --> 00:38:40,229 No, that was me. 381 00:38:41,064 --> 00:38:44,233 Scratch my back, Your Majesty. I have fleas. 382 00:38:46,569 --> 00:38:49,989 Go on, harder… Your Majesty. 383 00:38:50,073 --> 00:38:51,574 You smell good. 384 00:38:51,657 --> 00:38:53,576 I smell like goat. 385 00:38:53,993 --> 00:38:55,786 -Satyr? -Yeah. 386 00:38:56,495 --> 00:38:58,372 -Now that I'm a king… -Hmm? 387 00:38:58,456 --> 00:39:00,083 -What do I have to do? -Nothing. 388 00:39:00,166 --> 00:39:03,586 Others do it all for you, except if they can't, obviously, 389 00:39:03,669 --> 00:39:06,755 like sleeping, or answering the call of nature. 390 00:39:06,839 --> 00:39:08,424 Stop scratching. 391 00:39:08,966 --> 00:39:12,303 Or fornicating with their wives who you've taken as your mistresses. 392 00:39:12,386 --> 00:39:14,347 Be adored. That's your job. 393 00:39:14,430 --> 00:39:18,684 Make your people construct great, useless buildings. 394 00:39:18,767 --> 00:39:21,604 Tear them apart, impale them. Or if you prefer, 395 00:39:21,687 --> 00:39:24,190 you can immerse yourself in lavish debauchery. 396 00:39:24,273 --> 00:39:26,359 Know what I mean, Your Majesty? 397 00:39:27,485 --> 00:39:30,071 Satyr, I love Clytia, the Patriarch's daughter. 398 00:39:30,154 --> 00:39:32,365 She was my lawyer. I saw her breasts. 399 00:39:32,865 --> 00:39:37,078 But she is betrothed to Karkos, a superb athlete. 400 00:39:37,161 --> 00:39:39,413 Clytia, I love you! 401 00:39:39,497 --> 00:39:41,332 Introduce her to your associate. 402 00:39:41,915 --> 00:39:42,791 My associate? 403 00:39:42,875 --> 00:39:46,254 Your Majesty, the mandrel between your legs! 404 00:39:46,337 --> 00:39:49,423 Say it can't live without her, it's wasting away, it's in pain. 405 00:39:49,548 --> 00:39:51,509 You'll see. Women have a lot of heart. 406 00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:57,056 See that young lady over there? 407 00:39:57,140 --> 00:39:59,308 Well, thanks to him, since last night, 408 00:39:59,392 --> 00:40:02,603 it's in the bag, in a manner of speaking. 409 00:40:06,232 --> 00:40:08,067 Is your hairstyle a new trend? 410 00:40:08,567 --> 00:40:10,986 No, it's a sacred dove's nest. 411 00:40:15,241 --> 00:40:17,076 Hey, Dada! 412 00:40:18,452 --> 00:40:20,246 Right. I've got to go see Dionysus 413 00:40:20,329 --> 00:40:23,249 about the bacchanalian solstice. Orgies and depravity until dawn! 414 00:40:23,624 --> 00:40:24,958 I'll introduce you to him. 415 00:40:25,418 --> 00:40:26,669 Give me a hug. 416 00:40:30,131 --> 00:40:32,466 This is my friend Centaur! 417 00:40:33,050 --> 00:40:34,302 Be careful. 418 00:40:36,554 --> 00:40:38,556 He likes his meat bloody. 419 00:40:39,973 --> 00:40:41,725 Let's go, Dada. Let's go! 420 00:40:48,857 --> 00:40:51,068 Climb aboard, girl. Let's go. 421 00:40:51,152 --> 00:40:52,195 Oh, it's hard! 422 00:41:03,372 --> 00:41:07,585 POWER COMES WITH SURPRISES AND SOME DRAWBACKS 423 00:41:10,838 --> 00:41:15,050 Little truffles! 424 00:41:32,109 --> 00:41:34,653 You know, my tree friend, 425 00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:38,366 before I awoke in your arms the other day, 426 00:41:39,450 --> 00:41:41,369 a goddess appeared to me in my dreams. 427 00:41:43,412 --> 00:41:45,998 Was she wearing a golden mask? 428 00:41:46,290 --> 00:41:47,458 You saw her? 429 00:41:49,001 --> 00:41:50,503 Is it me you seek? 430 00:41:54,757 --> 00:41:57,176 If endless hoping means seeking, 431 00:41:59,428 --> 00:42:03,182 then yes, it is you I seek. 432 00:42:03,641 --> 00:42:08,061 You dared to chop down my sacred tree to make a bed for yourself. 433 00:42:08,937 --> 00:42:11,732 Goddess, I followed the advice of Rectus, your priest, 434 00:42:11,815 --> 00:42:14,026 since your holy doves are on my head. 435 00:42:14,109 --> 00:42:16,779 You did not consult the Patriarch. He is angered. 436 00:42:16,862 --> 00:42:18,572 He hasn't said anything to me. 437 00:42:18,656 --> 00:42:21,284 They say his daughter… What's her name, again? 438 00:42:21,367 --> 00:42:23,744 Clytia. Her name is Clytia. 439 00:42:23,827 --> 00:42:27,331 They say Clytia does not leave you indifferent. 440 00:42:27,415 --> 00:42:31,210 I would give my life for her, my eyes, my blood. 441 00:42:31,669 --> 00:42:35,423 I am a woman too. Would you like to see my face? 442 00:42:38,217 --> 00:42:39,427 Any man would. 443 00:42:39,510 --> 00:42:41,720 If you find me more beautiful than Clytia, 444 00:42:41,804 --> 00:42:44,598 I want you to swear you'll prefer me over her. 445 00:42:44,890 --> 00:42:46,934 I take that oath without fear. 446 00:42:48,727 --> 00:42:50,646 No one could be more beautiful! 447 00:42:50,729 --> 00:42:52,105 Come closer! 448 00:42:52,940 --> 00:42:54,317 Take it off. 449 00:43:04,785 --> 00:43:07,621 Hiya! Am I prettier than the Patriarch's daughter? 450 00:43:08,956 --> 00:43:14,127 Oh, you! My goddess, my virgin, my folly! 451 00:43:14,211 --> 00:43:17,298 You, my king, my hero, my pig! 452 00:43:31,061 --> 00:43:32,145 Who spoke? 453 00:43:33,814 --> 00:43:34,815 Who? 454 00:43:38,277 --> 00:43:41,655 My conscience! What are you doing in my latrine? 455 00:43:41,989 --> 00:43:44,617 I've been constipated for three weeks! 456 00:43:44,700 --> 00:43:46,285 You should know! 457 00:43:56,462 --> 00:44:01,592 These insects with laxative properties will do me a world of good. 458 00:44:04,928 --> 00:44:09,099 Oh, gentle fireflies, friendly lanterns… 459 00:44:09,182 --> 00:44:12,353 May your light be a guide 460 00:44:12,436 --> 00:44:16,690 to my petrified droppings, trapped in my bowels. 461 00:44:20,068 --> 00:44:22,738 Keep quiet. 462 00:44:25,616 --> 00:44:27,117 -Your Majesty? -Yes. 463 00:44:28,619 --> 00:44:30,788 -May I ask a favor of you? -Of course. 464 00:44:30,871 --> 00:44:32,498 Slit your sow's throat. 465 00:45:02,986 --> 00:45:05,113 It's not the same as with a sow! 466 00:45:07,575 --> 00:45:10,619 I forbid you to peddle that kind of slander. 467 00:45:12,245 --> 00:45:14,748 Who's best at coitus? 468 00:45:14,832 --> 00:45:16,375 Clytia or Golden Mask? 469 00:45:17,167 --> 00:45:21,254 Hush! I will not respond to such vulgarity! 470 00:45:22,255 --> 00:45:23,841 Although… 471 00:45:25,426 --> 00:45:28,512 You've become the Patriarch's daughter's lover! 472 00:45:33,350 --> 00:45:34,184 So? 473 00:45:34,477 --> 00:45:38,021 So we'll have to slaughter the sow. 474 00:45:38,647 --> 00:45:40,065 That's her fate, isn't it? 475 00:45:41,149 --> 00:45:43,986 The one that we men reserve for pigs. 476 00:45:46,655 --> 00:45:47,990 My man! 477 00:46:10,471 --> 00:46:11,430 That's my bed! 478 00:46:12,347 --> 00:46:13,932 Hey! 479 00:46:14,016 --> 00:46:16,143 Go on, get out. This isn't a pigsty! 480 00:46:16,685 --> 00:46:18,437 Get the hell out! 481 00:46:19,021 --> 00:46:21,649 Out. Right now. Get out of here! 482 00:46:21,732 --> 00:46:22,566 You overheard me? 483 00:46:22,650 --> 00:46:24,485 Then you know what to expect! 484 00:46:24,568 --> 00:46:27,488 Don't stick your snout in my business again. Get out! 485 00:46:28,321 --> 00:46:29,573 Never again! 486 00:46:29,782 --> 00:46:32,034 Otherwise it's the slaughterhouse. Got it? 487 00:46:32,117 --> 00:46:33,494 Get out of here! 488 00:46:34,537 --> 00:46:36,038 Never again, you hear? 489 00:47:48,569 --> 00:47:50,529 What are you lazing about for? 490 00:47:50,613 --> 00:47:52,447 The work won't do itself! 491 00:47:52,531 --> 00:47:55,826 Come on! Get a move on, or we'll never be done on time. 492 00:47:56,451 --> 00:47:58,203 Hey, you over there! 493 00:47:58,286 --> 00:48:00,664 Stop slacking off! 494 00:48:00,748 --> 00:48:03,584 Pick up rocks with the others, and put them in the net. 495 00:48:04,334 --> 00:48:06,169 -Nice work. -Well done, guys. 496 00:48:06,253 --> 00:48:08,421 -Can't you be careful? -They come pretty quickly. 497 00:48:08,505 --> 00:48:10,423 I can't hold them back. 498 00:48:10,507 --> 00:48:12,217 But look what happened. 499 00:48:18,849 --> 00:48:22,185 Why did they have to predict the coming of this fool? 500 00:48:22,269 --> 00:48:25,606 It's not my fault I don't see what I want in the present, 501 00:48:25,689 --> 00:48:27,691 and what I don't want in the future. 502 00:48:46,501 --> 00:48:52,299 You, Kryton, our royal architect. Tell us about the quarrel. 503 00:48:52,382 --> 00:48:54,217 To get the rock in the right place, 504 00:48:54,301 --> 00:48:58,597 we have to cross the courtyard of Firos, who is against it, Your Majesty. 505 00:49:01,642 --> 00:49:04,770 And you, dyer. What have you to say? 506 00:49:05,228 --> 00:49:07,022 If the rock crosses my courtyard, 507 00:49:07,105 --> 00:49:11,652 my wall will get broken, and my workshop will get smashed up. 508 00:49:12,402 --> 00:49:14,446 -Your Majesty. -Huh? 509 00:49:14,529 --> 00:49:18,826 My wall, blah, blah, blah, Your Majesty. Smashed, blah, blah, blah, Your Majesty. 510 00:49:25,373 --> 00:49:28,669 Your Patriarch has always opted for what's best for the majority. 511 00:49:29,294 --> 00:49:33,423 In tribute to his fairness and in the continuity of his wisdom. 512 00:49:36,343 --> 00:49:37,803 Destroy the dyer's wall! 513 00:50:10,377 --> 00:50:12,004 I know you can hear me! 514 00:50:14,006 --> 00:50:15,758 The butcher's looking for you! 515 00:50:18,719 --> 00:50:21,138 If you go back to the village, we'll have a feast, 516 00:50:22,222 --> 00:50:24,391 but you'll be the main course! 517 00:50:44,536 --> 00:50:45,495 What's wrong, Father? 518 00:50:45,913 --> 00:50:46,747 What do you care? 519 00:50:46,830 --> 00:50:48,916 Suddenly you care about dyeing clothes? 520 00:50:48,999 --> 00:50:53,378 Did you care when you were away, when I needed you? 521 00:50:53,461 --> 00:50:57,465 I was taking refuge in the mountain to write an ode to Clytia. 522 00:50:57,549 --> 00:50:59,760 Do you know how she kept herself busy? 523 00:51:00,886 --> 00:51:02,179 I don't care, Father. 524 00:51:02,262 --> 00:51:05,891 Swooning in the arms of the human pig! 525 00:51:06,767 --> 00:51:07,600 No way! 526 00:51:07,684 --> 00:51:09,978 Minor's mouth on Clytia's… 527 00:51:10,062 --> 00:51:12,105 Yes! I saw it with my own eyes. 528 00:51:13,732 --> 00:51:17,610 Let's use our shared hatred to get rid of the traitor! 529 00:51:19,279 --> 00:51:23,616 Your mind is as sick as your bowels, Father. 530 00:51:24,952 --> 00:51:28,831 It makes you slander the most pure, the most chaste of creatures! 531 00:51:28,914 --> 00:51:30,749 Chaste as a bitch in heat. 532 00:51:30,833 --> 00:51:32,125 Remember her defense? 533 00:51:32,459 --> 00:51:34,837 She corrupted the wisest among us. 534 00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:38,423 And now, she's taking advantage of your unbelievable gullibility! 535 00:51:38,506 --> 00:51:40,217 That's the truth, dear poet! 536 00:51:41,134 --> 00:51:43,011 Shut your dirty mouth! 537 00:51:45,305 --> 00:51:48,391 Remember I am your father. 538 00:51:54,564 --> 00:51:56,233 That's why I won't clobber you. 539 00:51:59,569 --> 00:52:03,866 But your "dear poet" is no longer your son. 540 00:52:17,337 --> 00:52:19,882 Have you seen a sow around here? 541 00:52:23,051 --> 00:52:23,886 Hey. 542 00:52:25,095 --> 00:52:26,805 You should bow to your king. 543 00:52:27,597 --> 00:52:29,099 If not, you show contempt. 544 00:52:30,725 --> 00:52:35,063 I didn't see a sow, but I can see a pig. 545 00:52:38,859 --> 00:52:40,402 How dare you? 546 00:52:40,485 --> 00:52:42,946 You left your manure to spread it around. 547 00:52:44,031 --> 00:52:47,034 You have tainted Clytia's immaculate soul with your muck. 548 00:52:47,367 --> 00:52:48,743 You're crazy. That's absurd. 549 00:52:48,827 --> 00:52:51,329 Shut your filthy mouth immediately. That's an order! 550 00:52:51,413 --> 00:52:52,789 I am your king! 551 00:52:53,916 --> 00:52:57,002 And I am poetic justice. 552 00:52:58,921 --> 00:53:01,589 I avenge cuckolds and soiled virgins! 553 00:53:18,606 --> 00:53:19,649 Let me go! 554 00:53:47,928 --> 00:53:51,139 Karkos, are you holding on to my ankles? 555 00:53:51,556 --> 00:53:53,100 Yes, I am, Your Majesty. 556 00:53:53,183 --> 00:53:58,313 Are you aware that the life of your king is in your hands? 557 00:53:58,855 --> 00:54:01,358 I just need to loosen my hands to prove it, Your Majesty. 558 00:54:01,441 --> 00:54:05,237 Don't do that! 559 00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:07,072 Never, you hear? Never. 560 00:54:07,155 --> 00:54:12,160 I never went after Clytia. 561 00:54:12,244 --> 00:54:14,162 The day you were crowned by the dove, 562 00:54:14,955 --> 00:54:17,540 you displayed your cocky manhood. 563 00:54:17,624 --> 00:54:21,836 I was turned on by life in general, Karkos. 564 00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:25,840 The future, the prospects of power. 565 00:54:26,674 --> 00:54:30,637 It was an erection of principle. 566 00:54:31,096 --> 00:54:34,307 Oh, how deep is the abyss of life 567 00:54:34,641 --> 00:54:37,310 Oh, how sweet it is To know that you are loved! 568 00:54:39,187 --> 00:54:40,063 What did you say? 569 00:54:40,147 --> 00:54:45,277 My mind was dazzled by your words 570 00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:49,281 Jealousy has no place in your poetic soul 571 00:54:49,364 --> 00:54:51,616 You were made to sing of life's splendors 572 00:54:52,367 --> 00:54:55,703 Oh, how deep is the abyss of life 573 00:54:55,787 --> 00:54:57,164 Oh, how sweet 574 00:54:58,581 --> 00:54:59,499 Karkos? 575 00:55:01,543 --> 00:55:03,670 Karkos? Are you there? 576 00:55:05,922 --> 00:55:07,174 Yes, Your Majesty. 577 00:55:08,967 --> 00:55:11,178 I will always be there for you. 578 00:55:33,491 --> 00:55:35,743 Let me kiss your feet, Your Majesty. 579 00:55:35,827 --> 00:55:36,703 No. 580 00:55:36,786 --> 00:55:39,122 Grant me redemption. 581 00:55:40,332 --> 00:55:45,878 You have muscles of marble. 582 00:55:46,838 --> 00:55:49,674 They are at your service, Your Majesty. It is my solemn vow. 583 00:55:56,098 --> 00:55:59,392 Get up. 584 00:56:00,643 --> 00:56:05,648 Oh, how deep is the abyss of life 585 00:56:05,732 --> 00:56:09,986 Play, poet, and sing the greatness of your king. 586 00:56:10,070 --> 00:56:16,951 Oh, how sweet it is To know that you are loved! 587 00:56:20,705 --> 00:56:24,834 IT IS EASIER TO FOOL YOUR PEOPLE THAN THE QUEEN OF YOUR HEART 588 00:56:51,444 --> 00:56:54,864 Bravo! 589 00:56:54,947 --> 00:56:56,824 Bravo, architect! 590 00:56:56,908 --> 00:57:00,703 Bravo, Kryton! 591 00:57:09,337 --> 00:57:11,881 He's so handsome! 592 00:57:13,175 --> 00:57:16,511 I, Minor the First, 593 00:57:18,555 --> 00:57:19,431 salute you. 594 00:57:21,974 --> 00:57:24,394 I like this half-breed pig. 595 00:57:24,477 --> 00:57:29,274 Long live the Dove King! 596 00:57:29,649 --> 00:57:34,362 Long live the Dove King! 597 00:57:34,446 --> 00:57:36,156 Long live the Dove King! 598 00:57:46,541 --> 00:57:51,671 Clytia, you must birth a long line of strapping lads, 599 00:57:51,754 --> 00:57:56,509 as strong as goats, lively as kids, but smart as foxes. 600 00:57:56,593 --> 00:57:58,678 Like him. 601 00:57:59,887 --> 00:58:01,055 With Minor, Father? 602 00:58:03,475 --> 00:58:04,476 But I love Karkos. 603 00:58:04,767 --> 00:58:07,479 So? What's the problem? 604 00:58:11,191 --> 00:58:15,570 We have prayed to the sacred doves I carry on my head. 605 00:58:16,571 --> 00:58:21,075 But you, my dear subjects, 606 00:58:21,159 --> 00:58:24,120 I carry you in my heart. 607 00:58:26,164 --> 00:58:31,169 Today marks the first day of a glorious future for our island. 608 00:58:31,669 --> 00:58:36,048 First rule: happiness is mandatory. 609 00:58:37,049 --> 00:58:40,762 Complaining is forbidden. Woe is banished! 610 00:58:41,137 --> 00:58:44,266 Bravo! 611 00:58:51,731 --> 00:58:53,233 Second rule: 612 00:58:54,442 --> 00:58:57,779 because of the waste, filth, and muck 613 00:58:57,862 --> 00:59:01,157 that contaminates the food they eat, 614 00:59:01,241 --> 00:59:07,455 eating pork is strictly forbidden! 615 00:59:09,666 --> 00:59:10,958 What? What did he say? 616 00:59:12,460 --> 00:59:15,588 Third and final rule: 617 00:59:16,088 --> 00:59:20,468 two weeks off for everyone, including housewives! 618 00:59:21,261 --> 00:59:26,683 Down with work! Long live leisure! Long live laziness! 619 00:59:26,766 --> 00:59:31,646 And… Minor the First! 620 00:59:42,073 --> 00:59:45,702 Minor! 621 01:00:38,505 --> 01:00:39,422 Clytia! 622 01:00:42,216 --> 01:00:44,761 Clytia! What's the matter? 623 01:00:46,220 --> 01:00:49,432 Sorry I'm late. I had to see your father after the party. 624 01:00:50,392 --> 01:00:51,726 He loved my statue. 625 01:00:52,143 --> 01:00:54,228 What about you? 626 01:00:57,565 --> 01:00:58,691 It was the speech. 627 01:00:59,317 --> 01:01:01,611 -You liked it? -Not as much as the sow. 628 01:01:01,694 --> 01:01:03,571 You're a dirty liar! 629 01:01:04,864 --> 01:01:07,241 You promised me. I ran into her after the party. 630 01:01:07,659 --> 01:01:09,452 All pigs look the same. 631 01:01:09,536 --> 01:01:11,996 She pissed in front of me. She farted in my face! 632 01:01:12,955 --> 01:01:16,208 She has very bad manners. 633 01:01:17,502 --> 01:01:20,422 Your father said you have a surprise for me. 634 01:01:22,840 --> 01:01:23,841 Here it is. 635 01:01:25,051 --> 01:01:27,303 Since you forbid your subjects from killing pigs, 636 01:01:28,137 --> 01:01:30,473 you can do it yourself, Your Majesty. 637 01:01:31,140 --> 01:01:33,976 You think you're a real man? 638 01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:38,064 Prove it to yourself. It's now or never. 639 01:01:38,147 --> 01:01:41,484 Or there'll be no more Clytia or Golden Mask to make you believe it. 640 01:01:42,485 --> 01:01:43,528 Ever. 641 01:01:44,236 --> 01:01:46,113 Minor! 642 01:02:00,628 --> 01:02:02,505 What a superb view. Superb! 643 01:02:05,341 --> 01:02:06,718 No, I don't want to swim. 644 01:02:09,846 --> 01:02:12,306 Why did I bring you here? 645 01:02:13,182 --> 01:02:14,601 I have a surprise for you. 646 01:02:17,395 --> 01:02:19,021 You've got one for me too? 647 01:02:19,856 --> 01:02:25,236 Well, go on! Show me your secret! 648 01:02:30,658 --> 01:02:34,161 Everyone knows this is where my mother's boat ran aground. 649 01:02:34,704 --> 01:02:36,456 Is that your surprise? 650 01:02:52,930 --> 01:02:54,098 My mother… 651 01:02:59,395 --> 01:03:00,271 Stop grunting! 652 01:03:08,279 --> 01:03:09,572 What necklace? 653 01:03:13,367 --> 01:03:16,538 How do you know it's hers? You were there? 654 01:03:19,415 --> 01:03:20,542 How can that be? 655 01:03:23,836 --> 01:03:25,463 Reincarnation? 656 01:03:26,005 --> 01:03:27,298 What reincarnation? 657 01:03:31,719 --> 01:03:35,014 You mean the spirit of my mother is in the body of a sow? 658 01:03:38,601 --> 01:03:39,811 Mommy? 659 01:03:51,781 --> 01:03:54,784 -Who goes there? You want to fight? -Wait! It's me. 660 01:03:54,867 --> 01:03:57,078 -What do you have beneath your robe? -My mother. 661 01:03:57,495 --> 01:04:01,040 Well, you do look like her! The spitting image! 662 01:04:05,503 --> 01:04:07,421 Sorry. My mare got carried away. 663 01:04:07,505 --> 01:04:09,340 It's Centaur. He's very popular! 664 01:04:15,012 --> 01:04:17,807 Clytia, my secret fiancée, 665 01:04:17,890 --> 01:04:19,642 the future queen, 666 01:04:20,768 --> 01:04:22,604 demands I slit my ex's throat. 667 01:04:22,687 --> 01:04:23,771 Classic! 668 01:04:24,981 --> 01:04:26,566 Perhaps, but… 669 01:04:28,568 --> 01:04:31,904 I couldn't. I just slit my thumb. Look. 670 01:04:32,363 --> 01:04:34,699 Oh, you poor thing. 671 01:04:34,782 --> 01:04:36,868 What's so amazing about your ex? 672 01:04:38,285 --> 01:04:39,537 She's a sow. 673 01:04:40,287 --> 01:04:41,455 How many heads, tails? 674 01:04:41,539 --> 01:04:44,000 She's a normal beast, who you'd turn into bacon. 675 01:04:44,083 --> 01:04:47,003 You're screwing a normal sow. That's gross, Your Majesty. 676 01:04:47,086 --> 01:04:48,337 Well, you screw a tree! 677 01:04:48,630 --> 01:04:49,922 Hey! 678 01:04:51,257 --> 01:04:52,341 Stay out of my business. 679 01:04:52,424 --> 01:04:54,093 The sow and me, it's spiritual! 680 01:04:54,176 --> 01:04:55,637 Me and my tree, too. 681 01:04:56,012 --> 01:04:57,597 Yeah, but she was my mother. 682 01:04:58,097 --> 01:04:59,306 Of course! 683 01:05:00,600 --> 01:05:01,433 Right. 684 01:05:04,270 --> 01:05:06,022 What's the problem? I'm listening. 685 01:05:07,273 --> 01:05:12,028 How do I explain to Clytia that I couldn't kill her? 686 01:05:12,570 --> 01:05:13,529 Lie! 687 01:05:14,030 --> 01:05:17,700 -I did. It was a disaster. -No, no, no. Lie better. 688 01:05:20,369 --> 01:05:21,663 Look. 689 01:05:22,163 --> 01:05:24,999 Look at the splendid myth at work. 690 01:05:25,082 --> 01:05:29,587 That ardor, that confidence… yes! 691 01:05:29,921 --> 01:05:32,590 Lie with panache. Intoxicate yourself with your lie. 692 01:05:33,591 --> 01:05:36,636 Drag us into the whirlwind of your deceit. 693 01:05:37,679 --> 01:05:41,849 Take charge, kid. Take charge. 694 01:05:41,933 --> 01:05:43,059 -You're right. -Yes. 695 01:05:43,142 --> 01:05:44,060 -You're right. -Yes. 696 01:05:44,143 --> 01:05:46,103 Satyr, you're right! 697 01:05:46,688 --> 01:05:48,230 How can I ever thank you? 698 01:05:48,314 --> 01:05:49,398 I know how. Come! 699 01:05:49,481 --> 01:05:50,650 No! 700 01:05:50,733 --> 01:05:51,818 I had a terrible day! 701 01:05:51,901 --> 01:05:53,778 -Come on. -No, I have a migraine! 702 01:05:53,861 --> 01:05:56,948 -Just a bit. -Another time. 703 01:05:57,031 --> 01:05:59,909 Hey, you forgot your mom! 704 01:06:05,331 --> 01:06:06,332 Thank you! 705 01:06:19,804 --> 01:06:22,807 His Majesty sent me to say, it's done! 706 01:06:22,890 --> 01:06:24,684 It wasn't easy, 707 01:06:24,767 --> 01:06:27,937 because he's not a professional pig killer. 708 01:06:28,020 --> 01:06:31,315 So to prove it, here's the corkscrew tail. 709 01:06:31,858 --> 01:06:37,029 We have… one ear. 710 01:06:37,113 --> 01:06:40,532 It's the right one. 711 01:06:40,616 --> 01:06:41,450 Want the other? 712 01:06:42,576 --> 01:06:43,577 No. 713 01:06:44,996 --> 01:06:46,664 Follow me. He's waiting. 714 01:06:49,709 --> 01:06:51,878 You're right, Satyr! You're right! 715 01:07:08,895 --> 01:07:10,229 This is my mother. 716 01:07:13,900 --> 01:07:16,443 Her spirit found refuge in the body of a sow. 717 01:07:17,779 --> 01:07:19,321 I freed her. 718 01:07:20,656 --> 01:07:22,574 This splendid necklace was hers. 719 01:07:24,160 --> 01:07:26,537 Karkos, may I give it to your fiancée? 720 01:07:27,204 --> 01:07:29,415 It would be an honor, Your Majesty. 721 01:07:40,885 --> 01:07:42,136 Reverend Rectus! 722 01:07:49,268 --> 01:07:50,686 Look at yourself. 723 01:08:14,335 --> 01:08:15,502 Your Majesty! 724 01:08:16,087 --> 01:08:18,547 -Are you all right? -I'm fine. 725 01:08:18,630 --> 01:08:20,842 Don't panic! It's normal. 726 01:08:21,467 --> 01:08:25,471 He found his mother, killed his sow. It's an emotional time. 727 01:08:26,722 --> 01:08:27,723 Come. 728 01:09:28,534 --> 01:09:31,162 Your Majesty, did you know you sleepwalk? 729 01:09:32,454 --> 01:09:34,540 Last night you suckled on Zima's breast. 730 01:09:36,583 --> 01:09:38,210 I suckled on Zima's breast? 731 01:09:41,005 --> 01:09:42,339 In your boat, 732 01:09:43,715 --> 01:09:45,467 where my fiancé left you. 733 01:09:47,469 --> 01:09:49,346 Your brother, now. 734 01:09:53,267 --> 01:09:57,563 You were whimpering like a baby, and you sucked your thumb. 735 01:09:59,148 --> 01:10:00,149 Like this. 736 01:10:05,404 --> 01:10:07,739 So Zima offered her breast, 737 01:10:09,826 --> 01:10:11,618 and you suckled greedily, 738 01:10:12,828 --> 01:10:14,330 without even waking up. 739 01:10:40,189 --> 01:10:42,024 I'm so happy. 740 01:10:43,317 --> 01:10:47,071 I was so afraid you enjoyed 741 01:10:47,154 --> 01:10:49,949 the virile company of my fiancé to mine. 742 01:10:59,666 --> 01:11:03,545 Your Majesty? What are you doing? 743 01:11:05,506 --> 01:11:08,050 Stop! What are you doing? 744 01:11:08,134 --> 01:11:09,510 Stop! 745 01:11:12,763 --> 01:11:16,225 Stop! Let me go! 746 01:11:16,308 --> 01:11:18,227 Let me go! 747 01:11:22,314 --> 01:11:24,066 I'm not the sow! 748 01:11:24,150 --> 01:11:26,027 It's me, Clytia! 749 01:11:27,903 --> 01:11:29,613 Go back to your pigsty. 750 01:11:30,781 --> 01:11:32,366 That's where you belong. 751 01:12:02,563 --> 01:12:03,772 Are you crying? 752 01:12:05,191 --> 01:12:08,069 Why are you crying? 753 01:12:08,944 --> 01:12:10,029 I hate him. 754 01:12:11,488 --> 01:12:12,698 I hate myself. 755 01:12:17,078 --> 01:12:18,912 When he became a man, 756 01:12:20,081 --> 01:12:23,084 I imagined he was the noble sovereign of our island. 757 01:12:24,001 --> 01:12:27,879 The humiliating, unbearable failure. 758 01:12:29,506 --> 01:12:30,757 Pig he was, 759 01:12:32,009 --> 01:12:33,594 pig he will be again. 760 01:12:38,682 --> 01:12:40,976 You're lucky to be a vestal virgin. 761 01:12:43,812 --> 01:12:47,691 Immaculate. Safe from men. 762 01:12:50,652 --> 01:12:52,946 You know, Reverend Rectus 763 01:12:55,407 --> 01:12:58,369 doesn't just pray to the doves. 764 01:13:04,166 --> 01:13:06,793 He gets intimate with me, too. 765 01:13:10,131 --> 01:13:11,840 He also acts like a beast. 766 01:13:12,258 --> 01:13:13,259 What? 767 01:13:13,342 --> 01:13:15,511 Naked, on me. He yells. 768 01:13:16,220 --> 01:13:20,474 He yells out, "Ooh, ooh!" 769 01:13:25,604 --> 01:13:26,438 But… 770 01:13:29,233 --> 01:13:31,943 It's a secret. A religious one. 771 01:13:35,739 --> 01:13:38,659 DISCONTENTMENT GROWS AND HIS MAJESTY IS ALONE 772 01:13:38,742 --> 01:13:40,452 Satyr! I've got to talk to you! 773 01:13:49,545 --> 01:13:50,754 Satyr! 774 01:13:54,258 --> 01:13:55,467 Ah, there you are! 775 01:13:56,802 --> 01:13:58,179 I've got to talk to you! 776 01:13:58,637 --> 01:14:00,889 -You dreamt of me last night. -How do you know? 777 01:14:00,972 --> 01:14:02,099 I was there! 778 01:14:02,391 --> 01:14:03,517 How were you there? 779 01:14:03,600 --> 01:14:07,604 Your darling sow sprayed me with her disgusting milk! 780 01:14:08,439 --> 01:14:10,566 -Isn't this her milk? -Yes. 781 01:14:10,649 --> 01:14:11,942 Isn't this her milk? 782 01:14:14,069 --> 01:14:15,154 No doubt about it. 783 01:14:15,446 --> 01:14:17,531 Well, it curdled and blocked the panpipes. 784 01:14:17,614 --> 01:14:19,283 -Unblock that! -Satyr, you coming? 785 01:14:19,366 --> 01:14:20,534 Hurry up, Satyr! 786 01:14:20,659 --> 01:14:22,536 Sorry about that unfortunate incident. 787 01:14:22,619 --> 01:14:23,870 I won't dream of you again. 788 01:14:25,164 --> 01:14:28,625 You mortals are nothing to me. 789 01:14:28,709 --> 01:14:31,170 You're nothing. Get that into your head. 790 01:14:32,129 --> 01:14:33,088 You're being hard. 791 01:14:37,676 --> 01:14:38,844 You could at least listen. 792 01:14:45,226 --> 01:14:46,268 Satyr! 793 01:14:47,519 --> 01:14:48,937 You want some advice? 794 01:14:49,188 --> 01:14:53,567 Never stick your snout in here again. Get out of here! 795 01:15:03,827 --> 01:15:07,456 I see horrific times up ahead. 796 01:15:07,539 --> 01:15:11,084 Human voices screaming in pigs' mouths, 797 01:15:11,168 --> 01:15:14,505 sharp pitchforks, sharp swords. 798 01:15:14,921 --> 01:15:20,594 Turn your eyes inward. See the blood-soaked scenes. 799 01:15:21,094 --> 01:15:27,893 From the earth will arise a pestilence hatched from hell. 800 01:15:27,976 --> 01:15:33,982 The fatal hour made of fire and vengeful cries is approaching! 801 01:15:34,775 --> 01:15:37,027 It is approaching! 802 01:15:39,405 --> 01:15:42,032 Forbidding us from eating pork! 803 01:15:42,283 --> 01:15:46,745 Replacing sausage and bacon with oysters and mussels! 804 01:15:46,828 --> 01:15:49,164 Now look at the result! 805 01:15:50,374 --> 01:15:51,333 This is serious. 806 01:15:51,708 --> 01:15:54,211 Let's share our complaints for a trial. 807 01:15:54,295 --> 01:15:57,339 Serves you right, all of you. 808 01:15:57,423 --> 01:15:59,758 Bunch of sycophants, pathetic ass-kissers! 809 01:15:59,841 --> 01:16:01,134 Look at yourselves, 810 01:16:01,218 --> 01:16:04,763 with all those pretentious, trendy trinkets. 811 01:16:04,846 --> 01:16:06,640 You will speak when I say you can. 812 01:16:07,641 --> 01:16:10,477 Aura, my darling wife, speak! 813 01:16:10,561 --> 01:16:13,855 There will be no flour this winter. 814 01:16:13,939 --> 01:16:17,025 No one went to harvest the wheat because they were building… 815 01:16:17,108 --> 01:16:18,235 That shit! 816 01:16:18,610 --> 01:16:21,322 Forgive me! 817 01:16:21,405 --> 01:16:22,531 Please, forgive me. 818 01:16:22,614 --> 01:16:24,032 I had to forsake my taste, 819 01:16:24,115 --> 01:16:27,118 turn my back on my beliefs! 820 01:16:27,202 --> 01:16:31,373 I disfigured our village by flouting the golden rules of divine harmony. 821 01:16:31,832 --> 01:16:33,959 What will future generations think of us? 822 01:16:34,501 --> 01:16:38,589 I would give anything to smash that grotesque eyesore. 823 01:16:39,715 --> 01:16:41,883 I come from a long line of pig killers, 824 01:16:42,133 --> 01:16:44,010 and here I am, scavenging in the sea. 825 01:16:44,720 --> 01:16:48,349 Before, I would treat you to sausages, filet mignon… 826 01:16:48,807 --> 01:16:50,684 Now it's the stinking flesh of eels. 827 01:16:51,017 --> 01:16:52,978 And that's not all! 828 01:16:53,061 --> 01:16:56,482 That Minor wants to suckle at my Zima's breast! 829 01:16:56,565 --> 01:16:58,400 No one wants to do that. 830 01:16:58,484 --> 01:17:00,819 Firos, we know how you feel. Be brief. 831 01:17:01,111 --> 01:17:03,447 I want to pulverize that hybrid creature. 832 01:17:03,530 --> 01:17:06,742 I want to destroy "Your Majesty" like he destroyed my home. 833 01:17:06,825 --> 01:17:07,993 He destroyed my son, 834 01:17:08,369 --> 01:17:09,244 my joyful son! 835 01:17:09,328 --> 01:17:11,997 Now his music is dismal. 836 01:17:12,331 --> 01:17:15,626 He's muddled by that made-up liar. 837 01:17:15,709 --> 01:17:18,670 Yes! Your daughter, the traitor! 838 01:17:18,754 --> 01:17:21,673 Leave my daughter out of it. She's as pure as morning dew. 839 01:17:21,757 --> 01:17:24,092 She's as honest as her father. 840 01:17:24,175 --> 01:17:26,678 You're blinded by your hatred. Let's finish this! 841 01:17:27,053 --> 01:17:29,598 Elder, you conclude. 842 01:17:30,432 --> 01:17:32,058 -If we can't-- -Not so loud! 843 01:17:33,435 --> 01:17:35,646 If we can't reach the fruit, 844 01:17:36,355 --> 01:17:38,440 let's leave it to rot on the tree. 845 01:17:38,524 --> 01:17:41,818 Be ready to shake the branch 846 01:17:41,902 --> 01:17:46,197 when the gods send a clear sign. 847 01:17:54,915 --> 01:17:59,210 THE PAST RESURFACES AND WILL NOT BE SILENCED 848 01:18:12,433 --> 01:18:16,353 Perfect. Arm up, foot here… 849 01:18:17,396 --> 01:18:18,480 Like this. 850 01:18:25,654 --> 01:18:27,197 Look at the horizon. 851 01:18:28,490 --> 01:18:29,700 -Okay. -Okay? 852 01:18:29,783 --> 01:18:31,910 And when we move, 853 01:18:32,703 --> 01:18:34,705 the disc has to go like this. 854 01:18:35,456 --> 01:18:36,790 And you let it go. 855 01:18:37,207 --> 01:18:42,504 It goes this way, not this way. This way, like this. Okay? 856 01:18:58,770 --> 01:18:59,646 See? 857 01:19:07,153 --> 01:19:09,990 That's right. 858 01:19:18,289 --> 01:19:22,252 Bravo, Your Majesty! Bravo! 859 01:19:46,485 --> 01:19:47,611 Your Majesty. 860 01:19:49,446 --> 01:19:51,990 Your Majesty, I have great news! 861 01:19:52,574 --> 01:19:54,493 You can talk? 862 01:19:54,576 --> 01:19:57,704 -What did you say? -I was pregnant! 863 01:19:58,038 --> 01:19:59,873 Oh, I didn't know! 864 01:19:59,956 --> 01:20:02,959 I gave birth to 12 piglets. Isn't that wonderful? 865 01:20:03,376 --> 01:20:05,671 Yes. Wonderful. 866 01:20:05,754 --> 01:20:09,633 And why does that concern me? What do you want me to do? 867 01:20:10,216 --> 01:20:11,635 Face your responsibilities. 868 01:20:11,718 --> 01:20:15,972 Ah, yes. My responsibilities. What responsibilities? 869 01:20:16,515 --> 01:20:18,975 You're the father, Minor. 870 01:20:19,309 --> 01:20:20,561 Really? Who said that? 871 01:20:20,936 --> 01:20:23,689 The babies have human heads. Your spitting image! 872 01:20:24,523 --> 01:20:26,608 -Oh, right. -They want their daddy. 873 01:20:26,692 --> 01:20:30,320 Oh, yes, of course. And who is that? 874 01:20:30,403 --> 01:20:31,488 Your Majesty! 875 01:20:33,740 --> 01:20:34,741 Are you there? 876 01:20:35,325 --> 01:20:36,785 Are you all right? 877 01:20:39,120 --> 01:20:42,749 Yes, yes. I was "lifting the toga." I'll be right there. 878 01:20:44,084 --> 01:20:48,755 Go back to the kids, and not a word to anyone! 879 01:20:49,130 --> 01:20:52,634 I'll see you here in two weeks, at the same time. 880 01:20:53,844 --> 01:20:55,762 Is that all you've got to say, sweetie? 881 01:20:58,139 --> 01:20:59,641 Kiss the kids for me. 882 01:21:16,199 --> 01:21:17,367 I just saw her. 883 01:21:18,577 --> 01:21:21,538 No, don't look. Head down. 884 01:21:22,122 --> 01:21:23,749 I saw her there. She can talk! 885 01:21:23,832 --> 01:21:26,877 She's got a strange accent. 886 01:21:26,960 --> 01:21:28,169 -Who? -Her! 887 01:21:28,920 --> 01:21:31,757 My ex. My mom. I mean, my sow. 888 01:21:31,840 --> 01:21:34,009 The sow, my friends. I lied! 889 01:21:34,509 --> 01:21:36,344 Calm down, Your Majesty. 890 01:21:36,427 --> 01:21:39,097 Your Majesty, a king doesn't lie. A king makes history. 891 01:21:39,180 --> 01:21:40,932 His lies become historical truth. 892 01:21:41,016 --> 01:21:42,768 Oh, faithful friend. You cheer me. 893 01:21:42,851 --> 01:21:44,435 I'll be brief as a stab in the back. 894 01:21:45,646 --> 01:21:50,233 Out of humanity, or wisdom… I didn't slaughter the beast. 895 01:21:51,317 --> 01:21:53,236 And she just told me I'm a father! 896 01:21:53,654 --> 01:21:55,238 -Father? -But who is the mother? 897 01:21:55,321 --> 01:21:56,156 My mother! 898 01:21:56,239 --> 01:21:58,909 Twelve sprogs, I mean piglets, who look like me. 899 01:22:00,493 --> 01:22:03,496 My reign must continue without dishonor, 900 01:22:03,580 --> 01:22:07,333 my succession without controversy! 901 01:22:08,459 --> 01:22:11,755 Murder is a duty of the State! 902 01:22:11,880 --> 01:22:12,839 Kill everyone? 903 01:22:12,923 --> 01:22:15,717 Everything! Everyone! Twelve kids, and their mom. 904 01:22:15,801 --> 01:22:17,343 -No orphans. -Too cruel. 905 01:22:17,427 --> 01:22:19,220 -Far too cruel. -Yes. 906 01:22:19,304 --> 01:22:25,393 Go, go! Find the filthy beast! 907 01:22:25,936 --> 01:22:27,103 Long live the king! 908 01:22:27,437 --> 01:22:28,647 Long live the king! 909 01:22:28,730 --> 01:22:30,106 Long live the king! 910 01:22:34,485 --> 01:22:35,445 Go! 911 01:22:50,711 --> 01:22:52,879 -It is done! -What? 912 01:22:54,798 --> 01:22:57,425 -What's in the bag? -Twelve heads! 913 01:22:57,801 --> 01:23:01,054 -Do they look like me? -Just like you, Your Majesty. 914 01:23:01,137 --> 01:23:02,764 Especially the girls. 915 01:23:02,848 --> 01:23:06,434 Karkos, burn them. Bury them. Just get them out of my sight! 916 01:23:06,517 --> 01:23:09,104 -Go, go! -I'll take care of it. 917 01:23:11,189 --> 01:23:14,234 Get out! No, you stay! 918 01:23:17,403 --> 01:23:20,907 I don't know why I can't cry. 919 01:23:21,867 --> 01:23:24,452 Cry, Your Majesty, for you are a boy. 920 01:23:26,537 --> 01:23:31,626 A boy king whose heart is filled with grief. 921 01:23:32,377 --> 01:23:34,629 Come, Your Majesty. 922 01:23:35,881 --> 01:23:37,090 Sit on my lap. 923 01:23:39,050 --> 01:23:43,388 A MOUTHFUL TOPPLES A REGIME 924 01:24:07,162 --> 01:24:09,080 Gently, Your Majesty. 925 01:24:10,331 --> 01:24:12,042 Gently. That hurts. 926 01:24:12,876 --> 01:24:14,335 Your Majesty, gently! 927 01:24:14,627 --> 01:24:15,962 Let me go! 928 01:24:19,716 --> 01:24:21,968 Little snot! I'll whack you! 929 01:24:23,136 --> 01:24:26,556 You killed my sow, slaughtered my kids, destroyed my family! 930 01:24:26,890 --> 01:24:28,099 Damn you! 931 01:24:28,183 --> 01:24:31,186 -You'll pay for this! -Bloody demon! 932 01:24:31,686 --> 01:24:33,021 I'll calm you down! 933 01:24:33,104 --> 01:24:34,272 No! 934 01:24:36,191 --> 01:24:40,195 You dirty, disgusting cannibal! 935 01:24:40,278 --> 01:24:42,197 You'll pay for this! 936 01:24:42,280 --> 01:24:46,659 The beast bit me! He bit me again! 937 01:24:46,743 --> 01:24:49,079 The pig bit me again! 938 01:24:49,788 --> 01:24:51,414 Kill him! 939 01:24:53,124 --> 01:24:55,585 Give it back! 940 01:25:00,841 --> 01:25:03,176 Help me! 941 01:25:04,510 --> 01:25:06,596 The cannibal bit me again! 942 01:25:06,847 --> 01:25:09,224 It's time! 943 01:25:09,307 --> 01:25:10,350 Grab your pitchforks! 944 01:25:10,433 --> 01:25:12,352 Kill the imposter! 945 01:25:14,270 --> 01:25:18,233 It's a clear sign from the gods! 946 01:25:19,609 --> 01:25:22,612 Find him! That way! 947 01:25:22,695 --> 01:25:24,572 Get the pervert! 948 01:25:24,655 --> 01:25:26,199 Put the pig in the pigsty! 949 01:25:26,282 --> 01:25:27,742 Kill the four-legged king! 950 01:25:27,826 --> 01:25:29,285 He's not far! 951 01:25:29,369 --> 01:25:31,997 Kill the half-breed! 952 01:25:32,080 --> 01:25:35,458 Down with the pig monarchy! Long live the Patriarchy! 953 01:25:37,335 --> 01:25:38,169 Where did he go? 954 01:25:38,253 --> 01:25:40,630 Zima saw the doves leaving the pig's head! 955 01:25:40,713 --> 01:25:42,507 I knew it! I told you! 956 01:25:42,590 --> 01:25:44,384 -Where? -There! 957 01:25:45,468 --> 01:25:46,386 Slaughter him! 958 01:25:46,469 --> 01:25:47,595 I saw something move! 959 01:25:47,678 --> 01:25:48,763 -Where? -There! 960 01:25:48,847 --> 01:25:49,680 Kill him! 961 01:25:49,764 --> 01:25:51,391 Follow me! 962 01:25:52,058 --> 01:25:53,393 Come on! Let's go! 963 01:25:53,476 --> 01:25:54,853 He's bitten before! 964 01:25:54,936 --> 01:25:57,313 -We'll kill him! -He's disappeared! 965 01:26:54,579 --> 01:26:55,496 I heard something. 966 01:26:55,580 --> 01:26:56,581 Clytia! 967 01:26:56,664 --> 01:26:59,334 Clytia! Did you see the beast? 968 01:26:59,750 --> 01:27:02,670 Where are you? 969 01:27:03,296 --> 01:27:06,174 -Clytia! -Clytia! 970 01:27:07,842 --> 01:27:09,677 Help me! 971 01:27:09,760 --> 01:27:10,845 Where are you? 972 01:27:10,929 --> 01:27:13,974 It's too late, Your Majesty. I can't help you. 973 01:27:14,765 --> 01:27:16,351 -Clytia! -Clytia! 974 01:27:16,642 --> 01:27:17,643 I'm here! 975 01:27:18,269 --> 01:27:19,145 He's here, with me. 976 01:27:19,938 --> 01:27:21,022 Where is he? 977 01:27:21,106 --> 01:27:24,234 Run! Run like the hunted beast you are. 978 01:27:24,317 --> 01:27:25,235 Clytia! 979 01:27:25,318 --> 01:27:26,611 That you've always been. 980 01:27:26,694 --> 01:27:28,613 We're coming! 981 01:27:31,366 --> 01:27:32,909 Clytia! Did you see the beast? 982 01:27:32,993 --> 01:27:34,869 Where did the bastard go? 983 01:27:36,704 --> 01:27:38,789 That way. Toward the olive grove. 984 01:27:38,873 --> 01:27:44,212 That way! To the olive grove! Follow me! 985 01:27:57,725 --> 01:28:02,438 THE DAWN REVEALS THE LAST SECRETS IN THE SHADOWS 986 01:28:03,314 --> 01:28:06,192 He's here! Hurry! 987 01:28:06,276 --> 01:28:08,528 He's on the cliff path. 988 01:28:08,611 --> 01:28:10,155 We've got him! 989 01:28:12,865 --> 01:28:14,325 He can't go any further! 990 01:28:18,121 --> 01:28:22,208 Karkos? Karkos, don't drop me! 991 01:28:28,464 --> 01:28:30,008 Catch your breath. 992 01:28:31,509 --> 01:28:33,136 How can I ever thank you? 993 01:28:34,137 --> 01:28:36,014 I have nothing to give. 994 01:28:36,347 --> 01:28:38,849 I don't deserve your gratitude, Your Majesty. 995 01:28:40,143 --> 01:28:41,061 I lied to you. 996 01:28:42,979 --> 01:28:46,482 Before you leave, I have to show you something. 997 01:28:51,112 --> 01:28:54,074 When I saw the babies, I couldn't do it. 998 01:28:54,157 --> 01:28:55,992 But none of them has a human head! 999 01:28:56,076 --> 01:28:58,744 She wanted to make you crazy. 1000 01:28:58,828 --> 01:29:00,163 Out of revenge, I guess. 1001 01:29:00,246 --> 01:29:02,040 And who's that? 1002 01:29:03,499 --> 01:29:08,754 What? My sow with that dirty brute? 1003 01:29:09,339 --> 01:29:10,923 She suffered when you left her. 1004 01:29:11,466 --> 01:29:12,925 Shouldn't she be happy? 1005 01:29:13,009 --> 01:29:14,469 You're right, Karkos. 1006 01:29:15,720 --> 01:29:17,472 Let her live her life. 1007 01:29:17,555 --> 01:29:19,390 Let's go! 1008 01:29:36,324 --> 01:29:37,908 I betrayed you too. 1009 01:29:38,368 --> 01:29:40,411 Just listen to what I have to say. 1010 01:29:42,080 --> 01:29:44,249 Clytia, your love, your betrothed… 1011 01:29:46,417 --> 01:29:47,585 lay with me. 1012 01:30:05,853 --> 01:30:07,021 This place 1013 01:30:08,398 --> 01:30:10,108 is wild and hostile 1014 01:30:10,191 --> 01:30:13,528 and perfect for hearing what you just told me, Your Majesty. 1015 01:30:15,988 --> 01:30:18,616 I just broke the heart of the person I respect 1016 01:30:19,367 --> 01:30:20,868 and love the most. 1017 01:30:21,536 --> 01:30:23,746 This heart has been broken for a long time. 1018 01:30:26,499 --> 01:30:28,959 But you thought I didn't know, 1019 01:30:31,296 --> 01:30:33,464 and that is why I cry today. 1020 01:30:37,009 --> 01:30:41,472 Clytia always told me everything, since the first night in the olive grove. 1021 01:30:43,141 --> 01:30:45,435 I heard every detail. 1022 01:30:45,518 --> 01:30:47,645 I was ravaged by hatred, 1023 01:30:49,105 --> 01:30:51,982 and by jealous admiration. 1024 01:30:54,152 --> 01:30:56,987 Why didn't you drop me off the cliff? 1025 01:30:58,406 --> 01:31:01,033 Between the carnal pleasure you shared with her 1026 01:31:02,702 --> 01:31:04,329 and my own happiness, 1027 01:31:07,081 --> 01:31:08,666 I chose yours. 1028 01:31:09,667 --> 01:31:11,085 Oh, Karkos. 1029 01:31:11,669 --> 01:31:13,379 Let me drink at your lips. 1030 01:31:15,423 --> 01:31:17,508 You are a poet with a luminous soul. 1031 01:31:19,302 --> 01:31:22,305 There are some broken reeds over here! 1032 01:31:22,388 --> 01:31:24,098 This way, near the swamp! 1033 01:31:24,182 --> 01:31:26,809 This way! Can you hear us? 1034 01:31:29,145 --> 01:31:30,521 Where are you? 1035 01:31:31,814 --> 01:31:33,524 Where did you go? 1036 01:31:33,608 --> 01:31:34,942 Come back to the middle. 1037 01:31:35,025 --> 01:31:38,738 Your Majesty! The branch! Come! 1038 01:31:40,156 --> 01:31:42,533 Follow our voices! 1039 01:31:42,617 --> 01:31:43,451 Climb up. 1040 01:31:45,620 --> 01:31:46,537 Climb up! 1041 01:31:46,621 --> 01:31:50,291 Hang on. Wait for me. 1042 01:31:53,586 --> 01:31:54,587 Hurry! 1043 01:31:54,670 --> 01:31:55,671 Wait! 1044 01:32:05,848 --> 01:32:07,517 I'm sinking, Majesty. 1045 01:32:07,600 --> 01:32:09,810 Give me your arm. 1046 01:32:09,894 --> 01:32:11,437 I'm trapped in the mud. 1047 01:32:11,812 --> 01:32:16,276 Hold on! Come on, climb up. 1048 01:32:16,609 --> 01:32:18,068 I can't move. 1049 01:32:22,907 --> 01:32:25,159 I heard a noise! This way! 1050 01:32:27,203 --> 01:32:30,373 In this mud, I am weaker than a lamb. 1051 01:32:32,792 --> 01:32:34,168 They'll kill me. 1052 01:32:34,252 --> 01:32:37,213 Tikus! Hey, Tikus! Go around. 1053 01:32:37,963 --> 01:32:42,718 Tikus, get them from behind! 1054 01:32:43,719 --> 01:32:46,013 There are broken reeds. This way! 1055 01:32:46,931 --> 01:32:48,724 This way! 1056 01:32:48,808 --> 01:32:50,142 If you're a man, 1057 01:32:51,727 --> 01:32:53,438 if you're my brother, 1058 01:32:55,022 --> 01:32:56,732 if you're my master, 1059 01:32:58,025 --> 01:32:59,485 spare me this unworthy end. 1060 01:32:59,985 --> 01:33:01,487 -No. -Do it, Minor! 1061 01:33:01,571 --> 01:33:03,906 -No! -With me! Do it! 1062 01:33:03,989 --> 01:33:07,535 Your only regret will be not doing it. Do it. 1063 01:33:09,579 --> 01:33:10,663 Push! 1064 01:33:11,622 --> 01:33:14,959 We can do it! Now! 1065 01:33:29,557 --> 01:33:31,559 We're stuck. Go around. That way! 1066 01:33:31,642 --> 01:33:34,103 That way! Go there! 1067 01:33:35,896 --> 01:33:37,690 Just ahead, I can see him! 1068 01:33:37,773 --> 01:33:41,319 Where? 1069 01:33:43,195 --> 01:33:44,113 There! 1070 01:33:44,196 --> 01:33:45,948 Rectus, did you see him? 1071 01:33:52,705 --> 01:33:54,332 The pig's reign is over! 1072 01:33:55,333 --> 01:33:59,837 Free from the tyrant's dynasty! The ungodly reign is over! 1073 01:33:59,920 --> 01:34:01,381 Kill him! 1074 01:34:01,839 --> 01:34:04,800 I can't see anything! 1075 01:34:11,682 --> 01:34:13,976 We can't see anything! Where are you? 1076 01:34:18,773 --> 01:34:22,610 MANY YEARS LATER… 1077 01:34:53,474 --> 01:34:54,517 Your turn! 1078 01:35:03,443 --> 01:35:05,736 What now? Carry on! 1079 01:35:05,820 --> 01:35:09,323 Just looking at you exhausts me. You don't age! 1080 01:35:09,657 --> 01:35:12,660 What do you expect? Myths are immortal, my old friend! 1081 01:35:13,411 --> 01:35:16,372 I know, and it pisses me off. Stop calling me "old" friend! 1082 01:35:16,831 --> 01:35:18,248 -Be polite, Your Majesty. -Let's go. 1083 01:35:18,332 --> 01:35:20,292 Play, Mimi. Three, four! 75577

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