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[bluesy rock music]
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♪ ♪
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[video game music]
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Um, Cody, you said
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we could come over here
and play your game,
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and we've been watching
you play
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for, like, an hour. [snickers]
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I didn't say
you could play it.
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I said you could see it.
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Um, what?
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It's called seeing.
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You do it
with your eyes, genius.
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Damn it, Cody,
we wanna play.
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Yeah, yeah, I wanna shoot
guys in the butt.
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Yeah.
[snickers]
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I don't care.
I hate you guys.
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Cody, you suck
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more than anyone
has ever sucked.
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- Yeah, and you suck.
- Aw.
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it's so good to see
Cody is making friends.
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What friends?
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This is wonderful.
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Cody, why don't you invite
your new friends
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for dinner, hmm?
- But...
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Beavis, do you like
broccolini?
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Is she, like, a chick
or something?
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So you two are
Cody's new friends?
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Uh, sir, we're just here
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because we wanna play
this video game.
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It's turning into such
a good year for Cody.
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I knew it would happen
sooner or later.
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Uh, no, seriously, he's,
like, kind of a butthole--
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We're gonna do
everything we can
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to make it work out this time.
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Dad, help me in the kitchen
a minute?
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Don't have too much fun
without us. [laughs]
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Get out of my house.
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We're not leaving
until we play the video game,
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you butthole.
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That's right.
Yeah. [snickers] You said.
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No matter how much
this place sucks,
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we will stay
until we can shoot those guys
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in the butt.
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Yeah, exactly.
[snickers]
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Okay, fine, you can shoot
one guy in the butt, then go.
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One guy in the butt each.
[chortles]
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Fine.
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Okay, then.
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Seconds for everybody.
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Mom, can Beavis and Butt-Head
go play the video game,
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like, right now?
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Of course you can.
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But before we have
screen time,
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what do we have?
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Family time.
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Does anyone see an edge piece
with a little bit of cloud?
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This sucks. [snickers]
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[tranquil chime music]
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♪ ♪
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Uh... hmm.
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[snickers]
- [snickers]
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Yeah. [laughs]
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♪ ♪
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Huh.
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This is the worst song
I've ever heard in my life.
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[guffawing]
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Is it a song, though?
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I don't think it's
a song, Butt-Head.
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Yeah, it is.
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It's got, like, notes
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and music or something.
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Yeah, yeah,
definitely not a song.
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I think it's just, like, sounds
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that are supposed to, like,
calm you down, you know?
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[snickers]
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Damn it, Beavis, just sounds
can't calm you down.
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You need a song
to calm you down.
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No, you don't!
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It's calming me down,
and it's not a song.
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What's your problem?
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My problem is,
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I'm sick of sitting
next to you
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being wrong all the time
about everything.
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Yeah, well, I'm sick of you
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telling me I'm wrong
all the time, yeah.
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I've had enough of your crap,
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so shut up.
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Beavis, I will beat
the living crap out of you
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if you ever talk to me
like that again.
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Oh, yeah, yeah?
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Well, let me say it again,
Butt-Head.
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You're wrong, and I'm tired
of you giving me crap
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all the time!
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You wanna do something
about it?
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Uh, yeah.
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I'm gonna do this about it.
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Agh! Damn it!
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[grunts]
[blows landing]
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Shove it up your ass, you--
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[groans]
[glass shatters]
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- [grunts]
- I've been waiting
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a long time for this, Beavis.
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Oh, no, you don't!
No, you don't!
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Your mom is a--[groans]
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- [grunts]
- [groans]
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Shut up, Butt-Head.
[blow lands]
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Say one more thing
about my mom!
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[fighting sounds continue]
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You don't like that,
do you, huh?
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[grunts]
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Beavis, I'm gonna kill you.
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- Yah!
- [groans]
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[blows land]
[groans]
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[groans]
Don't even try that--ugh!
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Oh, no, you don't,
no, you don't!
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- [groans]
- Gah!
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[mutters]
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♪ ♪
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Ugh. [groans]
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Oh, what's that?
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Uh... [groaning]
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Uh, where are we?
What happened?
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[snickers]
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What's that?
- Uh...
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I don't know,
but this song sucks.
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[chortles weakly]
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Yeah, um...
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I don't think
that's a song, Butt-Head.
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Yeah, definitely not a song.
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[sighs]
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Damn it, Beavis.
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Oh, this is definitely
the side of the barn.
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Can Beavis and Butt-Head
just play the video game
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for five minutes
so they can leave?
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Cody, you know that this time
is important
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for us to connect as a family.
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Sometimes, honey, we feel
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like we're just not connecting
with you like we should.
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And that's why it's important
for us to spend time
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with you and your friends,
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who I know are very important
to you.
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This piece looks
like it has a schlong.
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- [snickering]
- [snickering]
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- [laughs]
- [laughs]
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Cody, you didn't tell us
your friend was a comedian.
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Uh, a what?
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"Schlong" is
age-appropriate language.
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Very natural for teenagers
to be testing limits.
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Look, Beavis, your piece
fits right in here.
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Yeah, whoa!
[snickers]
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Boing-oing-oing-oing-
oing-oing-oing.
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See, Cody never tells us
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the cool teen lingo
like "boing."
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We have to learn it
from his friends.
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Boing.
- Yeah, that there's
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a real nice boing.
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- Mom.
- Boing-oing-oing.
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Boing-yoing-yoing.
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[both laugh]
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That new teen slang
is terrific.
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Whoa.
Your mom's got wood.
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Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, your dad, too, yeah.
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Yeah, they're probably
gonna score.
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Yeah. [snickers]
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Mom, Dad, seriously.
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They have to g--
- You know what?
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We're all having
such a good time.
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Why don't you two
spend the night?
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That's a great idea.
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Oh, it's just so much fun
that Cody has friends now.
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- Mom...
- Wait, what's happening?
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We can finish the puzzle
and then play Risk.
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Or Settlers of Catan.
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And then hot cocoa
and go to bed.
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Uh, no.
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We wanna play the video game.
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Yeah, yeah, we wanna shoot
guys in the butt.
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Yeah. [snickers]
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You can play
all day tomorrow.
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Don't worry.
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Cody's got some PJs
he's grown out of.
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Uh... this sucks.
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- Yeah, really.
- I know.
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Uh, well, this sucks.
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[snickers]
- Oh, God.
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Now, I know you guys
were planning
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on playing video games
all day...
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Yeah, we're gonna shoot
a guy in the butt.
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But after breakfast,
let's all go down to the park
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and enjoy this sunny weather.
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What?
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We just wanna give Cody
some quality time
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with his new friends.
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Just leave, please.
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Sorry, Cody.
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We don't like this
any more than you do,
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but we cannot leave
until we play your video game.
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That's true, yeah, yeah.
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I'm gonna shoot a guy
in the butt.
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Yeah. [snickers]
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Usually, for breakfast,
we have unsweetened granola,
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but since it's
a special occasion--
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Cody made some friends--
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we're having
Cody's special breakfast.
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He's so creative, he came up
with this himself.
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It's Cocoa Puffs,
Count Chocula, and Sugar Smacks
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with a scoop of ice cream
on top.
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It is a whole lot of sugar,
but what the heck?
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It's not every day
that Cody makes friends.
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Whoa. [laughs]
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[gibbering]
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This is gonna be cool.
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[gibbering]
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[ceramics breaking]
Hey!
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Philip, can I talk to you
for a second?
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[crashing noises]
- [snickering]
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- I hate to say this...
- I know.
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But Cody's so shy.
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It's good for him to be friends
with someone so expressive
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and theatrical, like Beavis.
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Exactly.
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It could really bring him
out of his shell.
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He's an only child,
and it's just good for him
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to be around an extrovert,
you know?
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Oh, maybe he'll join
theater club.
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[gibbering]
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Exactly.
Beavis is a good influence.
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I am Cornholio!
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I need TP for my bunghole.
[snickering]
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- Cody needs this.
- [gibbering]
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Mom, Dad,
you gotta do something.
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We know, sweetie.
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We know what we have to do.
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We need to start listening
to you better
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and respect your choice
of friends.
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- What?
- Ooh!
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[gibbering]
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- Hey, Beavis?
- Ah!
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I just want you to know,
we hear you.
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I'm Cornholio too.
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And we're always here
if you and your friends
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want to rap about TP
and bungholes
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or substance abuse
or just whatever.
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Are you threatening me?
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Not at all, man.
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Boing.
- Boing-oing-oing.
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Broccolini!
[chortling]
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I have broccolini
in my bunghole.
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[gibbering]
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[snickering]
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I'm gonna go ahead
and borrow this.
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See you later.
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You will give me
all your broccolini!
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Are your friends leaving?
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Well, their parents
probably want them home
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on Saturday morning.
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I can't wait to meet them.
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00:09:42,708 --> 00:09:44,410
I bet they're really bunghole.
259
00:09:44,410 --> 00:09:46,279
I need broccolini
for my bunghole.
260
00:09:46,279 --> 00:09:47,347
Broccolini!
261
00:09:47,347 --> 00:09:48,614
I knew he liked
that broccolini.
262
00:09:48,614 --> 00:09:53,853
[gibbering]
263
00:09:53,853 --> 00:09:56,689
You will not disrespect
my bunghole!
264
00:09:56,689 --> 00:09:58,658
[rock music]
265
00:09:58,658 --> 00:10:01,627
[bluesy rock music]
266
00:10:01,627 --> 00:10:08,969
♪ ♪
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00:10:21,647 --> 00:10:23,549
[chiming noises]
268
00:10:23,549 --> 00:10:24,817
Chirp.
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