All language subtitles for Lucifer_S03E19_Orange Is the New Maze.English (CC)

[Maze yells]

-Bloody hell! Easy, Maze!
-[utensils clattering]

[exclaims] You could have taken my eye out
with that spatula.

-[objects clattering]
-What on earth are you looking for?

And why are we meeting here anyway?

-I heard you moved out.
-I did.

But I forgot my knife.
I must have left it here somewhere.

Oh, no! Not one of your
Hell-forged blades.

-That is a loss.
-Not a blade.

A knife. Forged in, I don't know, China.

Ah, right, priceless.

I can't find it anywhere.

Green tea, coconut water.

Worth the trip, at least.

-Can't find this stuff in Hell.
-What do you mean, Hell?

I am so done, Lucifer.

I am done with this apartment.

All humans, Earth in general.

I want out. Now!

I wanna go home.

[laughs]

You want me to
fly you down to Hell, for good?

[chuckles]

-It's a bit rash, isn't it?
-No, it's not.

And I've made up my mind,
so get your wings out, no biggie.

Wrong. Big biggie.

Huge biggie.

I don't know if you remember, Maze,

but last time I took someone
on a celestial Uber ride,

the Detective almost died.

Seriously?

You're saying no because
you're afraid of your daddy?

No, I just don't want anyone to get hurt.

Look, you clearly need
to blow off some steam, don't you?

Take your mind off Amenanda.

No? Lindadiel?

Whatever, that whole fiasco.

How about a nice weekend in Catalina?

You went to Hell for Pierce!

A guy you don't even like.

And you won't do the same for me?

No.

I swear to you, Lucifer,

you are gonna regret this.

Are you threatening me, Mazikeen?

-[door opens]
-[Chloe] Oh. Hey, hey, guys.

[suspenseful music playing]

What happened?

Don't worry, Detective.
Maze was just leaving, weren't you?

[keys jangling]

Oh.

[stammers]
Wait, hold on, Maze. Um...

You know, I've been trying
to explain to Trixie

that there must be some reason
why you hurt her feelings.

Some misunderstanding.
At least, I hope.

No.

I just forgot
some of my stuff, that's it.

Maze...

Look, I never asked you to move out.

Can't you see
that you're doing this to yourself?

So, now this is my fault?

-Maze, come on.
-[door slams]

Demons, am I right?

Lucifer, name-calling
isn't gonna help.

Um, maybe you should go
talk to her, you know.

-Like now.
-I'd rather not, Detective.

It seems like she needs space.

-Miles of it.
-Well, now's not the best time for...

[groans] Hey, Lucifer.

Hello, Lieutenant.
What are you doing here?

I mean, I suppose I knew you two
were becoming friendly.

I just didn't expect to see you here.

On a weekend, wearing open-toe,
non-work-related Birkies.

We were at the beach.

Yeah, to a beach murder.

There was a murder at the beach.

New case. I was gonna tell you.

But I didn't because I know
how much you hate sand.

Right.
Body's in the ice chest, is it?

I'm sure Miss Lopez will have
something to say about that.

Well, then, um, [clears throat]
best of luck with your beach murder.

Do you wanna stay?

[door closes]

[sighs]

-Beach murder?
-I'm sorry, I panicked.

'Cause he's a co-worker and you know,
you're a co-worker.

Maybe we should talk about
some work/life boundaries.

Besides, I didn't know if you wanted

everybody to know
that we were dating.

I don't care who knows.

-You don't?
-No.

If you wanna take it slow,
that's okay,

but from where I stand, I'm all in.

So, I was getting coffee,

minding my own business,
and a guy grabs my arm.

Really? What kind of guy?

A tall, serious black man. Bald.

Bald, like, in a very sexy way?

Yes. You know him?

No, um, just painting a picture.
I can see it all now.

Well, he called me Mom.

Said some really strange things.

Sounds like a real nut bar.

It's a good thing you're not
gonna see him again.

That's the thing. He came back.

-He did?
-Then he claimed

that he could fill in what happened
in my memory gap.

What he said then was truly bizarre.

Yeah, well, he should have left
well enough alone.

Whoever he is.

Maybe you should just
forget about it.

Keep moving forward,
like you've been doing.

You have to hear how crazy it was.
He said Lucifer was his brother.

Which, I guess, is possible
if one of them were adopted.

-And raised with a different accent.
-Yeah, that's...

Then he said I was his stepmom.

But he's a grown man. I mean,
his father would have to be ancient.

[laughs] Right.

I mean, as if I would go
running around marrying old men

and then forgetting all about it.

[scoffs]

Would I?

Charlotte, I don't think this man,
whoever he is,

has your best interests at heart.

That's the thing. He seemed
to really care about me.

At least, who I was then.

This man wasn't lying.

At least, he believed
he was telling the truth.

Which means, I should dig
a little deeper into his story.

-Right?
-Right.

She's being really self-destructive.

I mean, she's losing
all of her friends.

Maze is definitely
spiraling out of control.

-I'm worried about her.
-She gets like this sometimes.

Maze just needs to blow off
some steam, that's all.

I told her so myself.

I'm quite sure she'll see sense.

[camera shutter clicking]

Hey, Ella, what do we have?

Mid 30s, male, multiple stab wounds.

No ID, so, I'm gonna
run his prints through IAFIS.

Detective, do you think this might be
related to your beach murder?

Ugh. I hate beach murders.

So mean. It's like,
just let people swim.

Mmm.

[sighs] Um, there was no beach murder.

Oh. So, what was Pierce
doing at your house then?

We had a date.

Right. Right, I thought as much.

Bully for you, Detective.

Uh, did I mention the vic was male?
And would you look at those earlobes!

So big. Huge, huge earlobes.
Which tells me absolutely nothing,

but I can keep going.
And the gunshot...

[exclaims] Look, wait, lookie there.

[Chloe] Oh.

A security camera, okay. I'll see if
there's footage of the crime.

[sighs]

Aw, let it out, buddy.
Even though Pierce and Decker

are totally hot together,
I know change is rough.

Miss Lopez, please, enough.

-Thank you.
-Lucifer, okay,

you and Chloe have this
undefined something or other,

okay, that I never really understood.

It's on a whole other plane.

Even though, Pierce and Decker,
I mean... [exclaims]

What gorgeous babies those two
would have or die trying.

-But I'm sorry this is rough for you.
-No, I'm fine.

I'm fine.
I'm more than fine, actually.

Those two dating
was practically my idea.

-Can we?
-Uh, yeah, so-- [clears throat]

Guys, we got something.

Yeah.

[upbeat music playing]

Oh, no!

[Ella] That isn't...

You told her to blow off some steam?

Well, I was really hoping
she'd choose Catalina.

[sighs]

There's no sign of Maze
at any of the usual spots.

And she's not answering my calls.

It's definitely the actions
of an innocent woman.

Well, let's not jump to conclusions.

It's not like the video shows her
actually stabbing our vic.

No, merely plucking her knife
out of his chest.

Do you really think she did this?
I mean, yes, Maze is rash--

Or nuclear, more like.

There's gotta be another explanation.

[sighs] There is. It's about me.

Maze asked me to take
her home and I said no.

At which point she flew into a rage
and threatened to make me sorry.

So, she's clearly acting out.

If she thinks she can manipulate me
into changing my mind,

then she's sorely mistaken.

So you didn't give her
a ride home one night.

I mean, call me crazy, but that
doesn't make someone kill.

-Hey.
-Hey, there, Lieutenant.

[clears throat] Any updates?

Mmm-hmm.

Our vic is an ex-con
named Mike Bilts.

-Hmm. An active bounty of Mazikeen Smith.
-[Lucifer] Hmm.

Well, Maze bounties a lot of people.

She's an over-achiever, that Maze.

She's had a prior run-in with him.

It says she brought him in
once before.

So she knows him,
it doesn't mean anything.

One very obvious thing. Guilty.

Chloe, is this case
too personal for you?

Maybe your roommate isn't
who you think she is.

Ex-roommate. I'm just saying.

All right, well,
I'll need you to stay impartial.

Copy that.
I'll keep it completely professional.

Whereas I, on the other hand,
will keep things entirely personal.

I will not rest until we track down
that manipulative demon.

In fact, I'm gonna go
and look for Maze again now.

All right, great.

I'm gonna check out a lead on
our vic's last place of employment,

some winery called Monte De Oro.

-I'll go with you.
-Okay.

Uh... No need, Lieutenant.
Actually, on second thoughts,

I think I should make 100% certain

of Maze's guilt before I find
and punish her.

Come on, partner.

Okay.

We'll take my car, shall we?

[upbeat music playing]

So romantic,
the California coastline, isn't it?

Yeah, yeah, it really is.

Speaking of... That beach date
that you went on with Pierce,

was it a date date?

-Um... It was just a regular date.
-Ah.

You're free to spend your spare time
with whomever you choose.

I mean, I'm not one
for gorilla-sized ham hands,

or stale alcohol breath.

Just a general bloke.

But I suppose there's
no accounting for taste, is there?

-No, no, there's not.
-No.

Also, I'm surprised that you'd date
someone so on in years.

Huh? What are you talking about?

Oh, believe me,
Pierce is much older than he looks.

And we all know that dating older men
has its downsides.

Performance, stamina.
You know, the important bits.

Okay, Lucifer--

Well, I just hate to see you
unsatisfied, that's all.

Lucifer, I'm not
discussing this with you, okay?

Besides, Pierce and I,
we're not even sleeping...

You know, we're not... And never
mind. And it's none of your business.

So, how far are we? Are we there yet?

-Uh, we're nearly there.
-Okay

[engine revs]

[cork pops]

Thank you for talking with us,
Mrs. Channing.

Please, call me Margot.

-Tragic news.
-[Lucifer sighs]

We wanna help any way we can.

Great, um, what can you tell us
about Mike?

Zack would know better.

He's the winery foreman
and Mike's supervisor.

He was a good worker, quiet.
Never gave us any trouble.

Hmm. And did you all know
he had a criminal record

and that he was
currently out on bail?

No, I wasn't.

It's always the quiet ones, isn't it?

The truth is, if we look too closely
at all our workers,

there'd be no one left
to tend the grapes.

The way I saw it,
Mike was a good guy.

He deserved better.

And did you notice anything strange
in the last few weeks?

Any fights that he got in, or money
troubles, anything like that?

There was something the other day.
Someone came looking for him.

Was it a hot woman, perhaps?

Angry, leather, lots of knives?

Or someone completely different,

like, a dude, a fat, happy dude?

No, what he said. A pretty woman in
black leather came looking for Mike.

Right! Morningstar, one, Decker, nil.
Not that I'm counting.

Anyhow, carry on.

Mike was out at the time.

So, she hung around his trailer,
then took off.

When I told him,
he kind of freaked out about it.

I forgot all about it.

Uh, could we get a look at that trailer?

[Lucifer exclaims]

Oh, this is lovely, isn't it?

A-ha!

Her favorite beverage.

Surely, this is evidence
that Maze is guilty?

And well hydrated.

[sighs] Well, let's just wait and see
what the lab has to say.

I'm sure lots of people drink
green tea coconut water.

[scoffs] Right.

I told you not to talk to Charlotte

and you literally did
the exact opposite of what I said.

Why bother asking
for my advice at all?

I couldn't help it, Linda. All right?

-I'm sorry.
-She's not your mother anymore.

She's a human woman in pain,

who isn't ready to hear
what you have to say.

Well, I disagree.

She's in pain because
she doesn't know the full story.

Whether or not she's my mother,
Linda, I owe her the truth.

At least some of the truth.

I didn't go into
the celestial details.

And she can tell you're holding back.

And now she has more questions.

I really thought we decided
we weren't gonna do this.

You mean, you decided.

You decided, Linda.

Just like how you decided
that we were over.

Point taken.

Amenadiel, please, ask yourself.

Are you doing this because you think
it's what's best for Charlotte?

Or what's best for you?

Oh, my God!

You guys are so adorable,
I can't even stand it.

Looks like you caught us, Lopez.

Hey, did you get anything back
on the coconut water?

Uh... No, but they are rushing the order.

-Chloe.
-Hey.

Pierce.

I, uh, looked into other known associates
of the victim,

surviving family members, etc.
So far, no leads.

Okay.

Oh.

Here, have a seat.

[siren wailing]

Oh, lovely, thank you very much.

Chloe, there's plenty
of other chairs.

Ooh! All warmed up for me.

So, any news on our murderous friend?

Listen, guys,
if Maze did this,

would any of you really be shocked?

-Yeah, there's no way.
-[Chloe] I would.

[Maze] Let me settle it for you.

I did it.

What are you all waiting for?
I just said I did it.

Maze, hold on.

You have the right to remain silent.

Anything you say, can and will be
used against--

Don't have time for all of that.
I'm the big bad killer so...

-Let's move it along.
-Agreed. Let's book her.

Lucifer, it's called due process.
She doesn't have to do this.

The evidence against her
is circumstantial.

Let me help you with that.

Murder weapon! Should do it.

Put it down.
Now!

All yours.

Come on, boys. You know you want to.

Stand up.

Stand up.

[handcuffs clicking]

[laughs]

I know this looks bad.

We have a video, a murder weapon
and a full confession.

I know, it just doesn't
feel like her.

I thought you said you weren't gonna

let your feelings
get in the way of this case.

And I'm not.

Just like you're not let
your feelings for Lucifer

get between you and me?

-What?
-Is there something going on?

-Between you and Lucifer?
-No.

No, Lucifer and I, we're partners.

We're friends.

Do all your friends
give you jewelry?

This? Lucifer gave me this as a joke.

It's a funny story, actually.

He says it was the closest
I ever came to penetrating him.

Which, see, we've never
actually had sex.

Oh.

-Never mind. It was funny at the time.
-[Marcus clears throat]

Well, we're gonna book Maze.

If you really believe she's innocent,

you're gonna have
to bring in the real killer.

I'll start by talking to her.

Ugh. More talking.

Less of a conversation, really.
More of a j'accuse.

[Chloe] We just wanna have a chat.

As friends,
because that's what we are.

Are we?

Let's talk motive because

I cannot think of a single reason
why you would wanna kill that man.

Who needs a reason?

I'm just evil.

I mean, that's what you all think, right?

-No.
-Right.

Look, I've told you already, Detective.

She is doing this to manipulate me.

Well, news flash, Mazikeen,
I am not taking you home.

Yeah, I heard you the first time
and I don't care.

This way, I'll end up
in women's prison.

I heard it's Hell on Earth,
so close enough.

Great.

Well, maybe orange is the new Maze.

Perhaps some time in the clink might
actually make you sorry

-for trying to control me.
-What are you talking about?

She could get life in prison.

That's a mere time-out
in her lifespan.

[scoffs]

[sighs] All right, let's talk
about the actual crime.

Maze, tell me what happened.

-I stabbed a guy.
-See?

-How many times?
-Two or three.

-Or four.
-You're not even close.

The victim was stabbed ten times.

Well, I was mad,
so I guess I forgot to count.

Did you happen to follow
the victim to a winery?

-Sure.
-Drink anything while you were there?

Wine.

[both sigh]

-Now do you believe me?
-I believe you.

-Yes.
-I knew she didn't do it.

[sighs] You know what this means,
Detective.

We need to bust Maze out.

Let's smuggle her
something she can use to escape.

What happened to a mere time-out
in women's prison?

Well, we can't punish the innocent.

Or even the usually guilty
but innocent this one time.

It's the principle of the matter.

We have to find the real killer.

It's the only way
to keep Maze out of jail.

I hear someone's headed for jail.

I'm ready to draw up the arrest
warrant for Mazikeen Smith.

Hey, hang on, I'll grab my paperwork.

I'd love to chat with you, Lucifer.

Well, I'm terribly busy, Charlotte.
I'm sorry.

It's important.

Maybe somewhere a little more private?

I really am
in a bit of a rush, Charlotte.

Of course. I just wanted to mention
I met your brother, Amenadiel.

Oh. Dearie me, I bet that was a snooze.

So, you confirm
that he's your brother?

Yes, of course.

Well, he had
some interesting things to say.

Things that you never mentioned.

For starters, it would have been
nice to know

that you were my stepson
before I kissed you that night.

[laughs] Stepson? Right.

Yeah.

That would have been
far preferable, Mum.

[Lucifer mumbles]

-My dear Charlotte.
-You said, "Mum."

-Did I?
-So I was your stepmom?

Well, not anymore.
Look, it's complicated, Charlotte.

I am horribly crunched for time, so--

Tell me what you know
and don't lie to me!

[sighs]

Please, Lucifer,
I feel like I'm going crazy.

Fine.

Fine, I suppose you do
deserve to know the truth.

Okay, then, no sense dilly-dallying.

[inhales sharply]

I really am The Devil.

My brother Amenadiel
is a former angel.

That time you thought you survived

being stabbed
by your junior associate, you didn't.

You died
and your soul went straight to Hell.

Your empty body became a vessel
for my real mum,

the Goddess of All Creation.

Until her celestial life started
bursting out of your mid-section.

Naturally, I sent her
to another universe

so she wouldn't destroy this one.

Once she vacated your body,
you, Charlotte, came back to life.

Right? There we are. All caught up.

[scoffs]

[chuckles]

You wanted the truth, well, there it is.

Now, I really, really must be going,

because I have an innocent demon
in the clink,

but if you have
any follow-up questions,

please, do feel free
to ask Amenadiel.

[chuckles]

[cell door buzzing]

Maze.

How are you holding up?

[door shuts]

Never better. What do you want?

I'm here to support you, okay?

I will never ever forget
how you helped my brother.

So, if there's anything you need,
anything at all, I'm your girl.

Even if I'm guilty?

Well, I don't think that you are.

Even though there isn't

one shred of evidence
that exonerates you. Like, nothing.

I mean, honestly, I've never
even seen someone look more guilty.

But I have faith in you, anyway.

[sighs]

[sighs] Well, there is one thing
that you could do for me.

Yeah, name it.

I could use a hug.

Like you even need to ask.

Bring it in.

Oh! I was just on my way
to find you guys.

Got the lab results back from the
green tea coconut water.

No match on the DNA unfortunately.

-It was inconclusive.
-Demonic.

But I did find a set of prints.
They were yours.

Well, if your prints are on that can,

that means someone must
have broken into your house

and stolen it from your wheelie bins.

-What?
-Your trash.

I assume you're the one who
throws them out for her.

And whoever stole the can could have

also stolen Maze's knife,
which means...

-Someone's framing Maze.
-Someone's framing Maze.

You guys, I'm really worried about her.

She's hurting. When I hugged her
just now, she hugged me back.

She hugged you?

[door buzzing]

[rock music playing]

Excuse me. Are you
supposed to be here, ma'am?

Miss Lopez?
I've heard so much about you.

I've only been here a couple of weeks
and everyone says you're...

An absolute ray of sunshine.

Yeah, that's me.
Rainbows, science, God.

Oh, I just need your old John Hancock
and your security PIN,

to sign out that file.
You know, protocol. [laughs]

-How about a hug instead?
-A Lopez hug?

Mmm-hmm.

Oh, I've heard about those, too.

It must be my lucky day.

[grunts]

Oh, okay.
Getting kinda dizzy here. Okay.

[groans, thuds]

Pleasure to really meet you.

That other Ella was mean.

I can't believe Maze used me.

She ruined hugging.

[stammers] I'll take that, thank you.

Lovely.

Go easy on Maze, Miss Lopez.

What? Like you did?

Look, yes, I admit
I was a bit miffed.

But that's because I thought
Maze was manipulating me.

Now it's clear she
didn't kill that fellow,

it's obvious someone
is manipulating her.

Which is a terrible feeling,
by the way.

We need to help her.

Excuse me. Do you know
what she was looking for in here?

Maze wanted us to lock her up.

-Chloe.
-She's innocent.

The lab results from the coconut
water prove that she's being framed.

Then why did she turn herself in?

Because she needed
something from this file.

The booking sheet from the vic's
recent arrest...

Why is the corner missing?

Because that's where the
bail bondsman's name and address was.

A guy named Barry Hill.

He's the one who
posted the vic's bail.

-What does she want with him?
-Okay.

In order to frame Maze,

someone had to convince her
to go the crime scene.

You know, make her think that she was
tracking a normal bounty.

And that's where she
found Mike Bilts,

dead, with a knife in his chest?

Yeah, and pulled it out.

That's a pretty good frame job.

And since Barry the Bondsman
hired Maze to find Mike,

he's probably the one who set her up.

Or he probably knows who.

Well...

Not bad, Decker.

Thanks.

-Are we okay?
-Yeah, yeah, we're okay.

Oh, look, we'll talk about it later.
I have to go.

[Lucifer] Oh.

Sorry. Hate to interrupt
the canoodling.

Which I am so okay with.

It doesn't fill me
with mistrust at all.

But duty calls, Detective.

Can't have Maze taking justice
into her own hands, now, can we?

No.

[Chloe] Okay.

[sighs]

[door closes]

[rock music playing]

[inhales and exhales]

[man groaning]

[man] Hey! What's your problem?

[Maze] Hey!

Which one of you
mid-life crises is Barry Hill?

Get out of the lane, lady.

You're blocking the way of the
two-time league champs, here.

[chuckles]

You must be Barry.

You're coming with me.
I need to ask you a few questions.

[laughs] Well, I'll give you
everything you need.

After I roll,
so do me a favor, honey,

just stay there
and look pretty, all right?

[exhales]

[Maze grunts]

What gives?

[bowling pins clatter]

Seven-ten split.

Gonna be hard to pick that up
with your face caved in.

-[Barry groaning]
-[people exclaiming]

-[groans]
-Now, just stay there and look pretty.

Okay, okay. I'll tell you
everything you need to know.

Just let me up. Just let me up.

Lucifer told me everything.

As in everything?

As in the whole freaking enchilada.
[laughs]

As in, I was possessed by the
Goddess of All Creation.

But it's all good,
because she's in another universe.

-And you believed him?
-No.

Yes.

[sighs]

I don't want to.

I was hoping
that you could help clear things up,

with one simple question.

What's my husband's name?

Um...

God...

Free...

-Godfrey.
-You're lying.

Charlotte, I don't know
what you want me to say here.

Um, the truth.

But a truth that makes sense,

because right now, the only thing
that feels real to me

is that I was in Hell.

And that's insane!

I mean... [laughs]

You can't actually be an angel.

And Lucifer
can't actually be the Devil.

Because if I believe that...

Then it would mean that I'm insane.

[groaning]

Easy, lady!
Okay, what's this all about?

Don't play dumb.
You called me to bounty Mike Bilts.

And funny thing when I found him,
he was dead.

Stabbed with one of my knives.

Security camera
was a nice touch though.

Made me smile.

-So, why'd you set me up?
-Okay, yeah.

Somebody paid me to call you but I
don't know nothing about any knives.

[shouts] Who paid you?

Some corporate guy called me.
I don't know who he was.

He said he worked for
some place called, um, Sebastian Corp.

Sebastian Corp? What's that?

[gunshot]

Well, I didn't see that coming.

Long range round, large caliber.

Barry here died from a sniper hit.

Oh, it's definitely not Maze's style.

She prefers her violence
up close and personal, believe me.

Guesstimating the bullet's trajectory,

I say the killer shot...

From across the street.

Well, an entire bowling team
saw that "crazy hottie"

leave this office
right after the shooting.

Which means she
wasn't across the street

when the shots were fired,
she was here.

Yeah, she couldn't have
taken those shots.

But I'm still mad about the hug.

Well, if Maze didn't kill
the Big Lebowski here, who did?

Maybe somebody who framed her
was tying up loose ends.

But who has beef with Maze?

My money is on someone
she bounty hunted.

Yes, someone she caught
and brought to justice.

Surely those miscreants
have the biggest grudge.

Well, time to interview
Maze's ex-bounties.

Oh, fun and games.

[upbeat music playing]

[Chloe clears throat]

Hello.

Tell us how you know Mazikeen Smith.

She hunted me down like a dog.

[speaking other language]

She came from nowhere.

-[man sobbing]
-So, what did she do to you?

She ate my goldfish!

[exclaiming]

Then a rain of many sharp knives.

-And did she do that?
-No, she did this.

[metal creaking]

Oh, dear. Would you like some Advil?

[sobbing]

[snickering]

What? She...

Sorry, Detective.

Fish caught my tongue. [laughs]

[speaking other language]

He tried to tell her he already
paid his parking tickets.

You must have been upset
that Maze caught you.

Mmm. Perhaps you hated her,
hated her enough to frame her.

No, Maze is all right.

After she got me,
she bought me a beer.

[chuckles weakly]

[speaking other language]

She taught me how to make
a shiv out of a toothbrush.

[speaking other language]

And you better believe
it came in handy.

Nice thing about Maze,
she doesn't judge.

She's a nice lady. [crying]

[both laugh]

Lucifer's always gonna be
in the way, isn't he?

[Dan] All I know is that they
have a real connection.

They're a package deal now.

It's like... [sighs]

Say you fall in love with
a woman who has a cat.

What are you gonna do?

You accept the cat.

Because she's worth it.

Lucifer's the cat.

I'd just get rid of the cat.

[grunts]

Come on. We have one more.

[sighs] Bloody hell.

Let's cut to the chase,
shall we? Hello.

Do you hold a mortal grudge

against bounty hunter Mazikeen Smith?

No, I should, but no.

Maze changed my life.
She scared me straight.

Oh, really? What, bank job?
Mob hit?

No, winery gig.

Way overpaid, definitely fishy.

Maze taught me, if it's too good
to be true, stay away.

Uh, what winery?

Monte De Oro Winery.

Gorgeous drive.

Very romantic.

Lucifer, Margot and Zack are behind
this. We got to get to that winery.

Do you really think that they framed
Maze and killed those two people?

Yes, and I bet Maze knows why.
Thank you.

Looks like we'll have to stop her

from actually killing someone
this time. Thank you.

[gasps]

Found you.

Lady, you framed the wrong demon.

[tapping]

Sebastian Corp, really?

[Maze laughing]

It took me a second after
Barry mentioned it.

But then I remembered.

Four months ago I tracked down
a bounty named Sebastian.

Yeah, real dirtbag.

Drove drunk, killed a girl,

and then fled the charges
when his rich mommy

and fancy lawyers couldn't save him.

Turns out, that rich mommy...

Was you.

So, why'd you do it, lady?

Sebastian put you up to this?

Prison not agreeing with
mama's little boy?

Sebastian is dead!

Killed in a prison fight.

The prison you put him in.

I had you framed because
I wanted you to suffer like he did.

My boy is dead because of you.

You blame me?

[glass shattering]

Sure, why not?

Sebastian's a saint.

You're the perfect mom.

And I'm just a big, bad, evil demon.

And what would someone truly evil do

to the one who framed her?

[gunshot]

[gunshot]

[glass shattering]

Best help money can buy.

[sighs] I've always wanted to do that.

Done that before.

-Maze, no!
-Maze, stop!

[Margot whimpers]

Drop the knife. This isn't you.

Isn't it, though?

I destroy things, Chloe.
It's what I do.

Friendships, relationships.

Apartment walls.

And apparently,
I killed this lady's son!

Maze, I know you
didn't kill Mike Bilts.

And you didn't kill Barry.

And her son isn't your fault either.

We're all responsible
for our own choices,

and right now, you have to make one.

Maze, you don't destroy everything.

Trixie loves you.

You're the best baby-sitter
she has ever had.

Other than the time you let that
rock band spend the night.

And when you sent her to school
with the pot brownies.

But the point is, no one's perfect.

What matters most is that
you're such a good friend.

To Trixie, to me.

And I don't know what
you're going through, Maze.

I wish you would
talk to me, but please...

Please, put down the knife.

Let me help you.

Help?

You're the reason
he won't take me home.

What?

You want the knife, Chloe?

[Margot screams]

Brother, are you sure?

I mean, the old you would
never have been okay with this.

I don't think we
have much of a choice.

[Lucifer] Charlotte.

Do you have a minute?

Sure. [scoffs]

Just getting ready to check
myself into the loony bin.

Charlotte, listen.
I owe you an apology.

I shouldn't have told you
what I did.

Yes.

And... Well, I suppose that
I didn't help things either.

So, we are here to make things right.

Now, we can't undo
what we've already done,

but maybe we can
help you move forward.

Last chance to
change your mind, brother.

Going once, going twice.

[sighs]

Fair enough. You, um...

-You may want to sit down again.
-No.

At this point,
things can't get any crazier.

[chuckles]

You'd think.

Okay. [clears throat]

[sighs]

Oh, no, Luci. We've broken her.

Charlotte?

Are you okay?

[gasps]

It's...

It's real.

Yeah, that means I'm...

I'm not crazy.

-Hey.
-Hey.

I've been thinking a lot
about what you said.

About Lucifer and...

You know, I need you to know that...

[sighs]

He and I, we're...

We're good partners and...

We're good friends and...

You know, I don't wanna lose that.

-It wasn't a fair ask.
-No, it's...

It's also unfair of me
to ask you to deal with this.

You know?

You wanna take me home?

I'll take you anywhere.

It's okay, you don't
have to ride with me.

I know, I want to.

[engine starts]

[piano playing]

[elevator bell dings]

[Maze sighs]

I'm here. What do you want?

To apologize.

I thought you
were manipulating me.

[sighs] But I'm a...

Big enough devil
to admit when I'm wrong.

Anyway...

Killer caught, demon exonerated.

-All good now?
-No.

Everything that happened showed me
exactly why I need to go back.

I don't understand.

[sighs] It's all
so complicated here, Lucifer.

I mean, caring about humans
always goes wrong.

Feelings suck.

I'm not the one who's
supposed to be tortured.

You're the one
who does the torturing.

Yes, so, please, just...

-Take me home.
-I can't.

And not just because of
possible repercussions with Dad. I...

[sighs]

I can't lose you, Maze.

Not you, too.

What do you mean, not me, too?

[sighs] The Detective.

Right.

I just saw her ride off with Pierce.
She looked so happy.

That's what I want, I suppose,
isn't it? Her happiness?

I just wish I knew that
Pierce's intentions were pure.

[sighs]

Anyway, point is, you're right.

Feelings and humans suck.

So...

At least we have each other.

I'm always gonna be the
consolation prize for you.

You only care about me
when you don't have Chloe.

-Maze, now, hold on. That's--
-No.

[voice breaks] No one puts me first.

Least of all you.

[sniffles]

None of you deserve me.

[mellow music playing]

[sighs]

[car honking]

[sighs]

[Marcus] Leaving town?

What are you doing here?

You're angry that people you trust
let you down.

Hmm.

Which is why we should
work together for a change.

Why would I do that?

I don't even like you.

[chuckles] I don't like you either.

But at least I won't pretend to be
your friend like everyone else does.

Like I said,
why would I do anything for you?

Because...

I can help us both get what we want.

[theme music playing]