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[all singing]
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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♪ Happy birthday, dear Chloe ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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[Chloe] Aw.
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["In Da Club" playing]
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♪ Go, go, go, go ♪
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♪ Go, go, go, shawty ♪
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♪ It's your birthday ♪
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♪ We gon' party like it's yo birthday ♪
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No.
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♪ We gon' sip Bacardi
like it's your birthday ♪
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♪ And you know we don't give a fuck
It's not your birthday! ♪
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-[people cheering]
-No, no.
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-[Chloe] Oh.
-Yes.
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[all cheering]
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Finally, an X-rated office party.
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Leave it to you to steal my thunder, huh?
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Much as I'd love
to take credit for this, Daniel,
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Officer snake hips is not my doing.
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Mmm. Right.
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Make it rain, birthday girl.
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-[Chloe] Was this you?
-Yeah.
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I did not see that coming.
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Hey, what can I say?
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Big surprise, little package.
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Big package by the looks of it.
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-Slap it.
-[cell phone ringing]
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-Slap it!
-[Chloe] Oh.
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I'm sorry.
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Lucifer Morningstar.
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Las Vegas Police Department?
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Candy? No, I'm gonna stop you there.
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She's my ex-wife actually.
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Can you believe it takes
a year to annul something
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that only lasted a couple of weeks?
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No, I haven't spoken to her
for a few months. Why do you ask?
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What? She's missing?
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Uh, yes. Yes, of course.
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I'm in Los Angeles, but if you do
hear anything, please contact me.
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Aw, don't worry, buddy.
Look, I got more singles for you.
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Oh, no, no, no. I'm all right
for cash, thank you.
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[Lucifer exhales]
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You okay?
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That was the Las Vegas Police Department.
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It appears my ex, Candy, is missing.
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Oh, my gosh. I hope she's okay, buddy.
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[stammering] Yes, as do I.
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Candy was caught up
in some rather nasty business.
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But I thought I'd taken care of it.
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-Nasty business?
-Yes.
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In exchange, she helped me
with a delicate matter.
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I'd hate to think I haven't
fulfilled my end of the bargain.
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All right. I'll kill the music.
We'll all help find her.
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No, no, no, no. Um...
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I don't want to spoil
the Detective's celebrations.
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No, I'll just beat on over to Sin City
and check on Candy myself.
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Oh, yeah, you know, I kind of
have a thing with Vegas.
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Otherwise, I would totally,
totally offer to go with you.
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Right. Good to know.
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But then, I can tell that
it's really important to you
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and I do have the next
couple of days off, so...
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Okay, you've convinced me.
I will help you.
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Help him? Help him with what?
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Please don't tell me you guys
got another stripper.
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-No, he got a...
-No, no, no.
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Nothing for the birthday girl
to worry about.
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I want you to focus
on one thing only, Detective,
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that is getting older.
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Excuse me? Wait, you're leaving?
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-Yeah, I'll call you later.
-Wait!
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But seriously, Detective,
you just stay here.
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It's my birthday.
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Shake your booty while you still can.
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[Lucifer] Oh, there you go.
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["In Da Club" continues playing]
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[Ella] Hmm. You smell that?
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That is pleather, cigars,
and vomit, my friend.
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[chuckles] I have to say I didn't have
a good Catholic girl like yourself
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pegged as a fan of Sin City.
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Mmm, not a fan exactly. More like
a tiny, helpless space capsule
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being sucked into a deadly black hole.
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[cell phone ringing]
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-Anyway, shall we?
-Uh...
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Chloe again? You know what they say,
fifth time's a charm.
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Lucifer, you should really
tell her what's going on.
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It's still her birthday.
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And you're still going with that. Okay.
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Officer.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Either it's someone else's birthday...
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[Ella] Or this is an active crime scene.
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Oh, no.
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Candy?
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Oh, Lucifer, I'm so sorry, buddy.
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[Lucifer sighs]
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Man, her face is gone.
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Hello.
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Look at those dainty feet.
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Okay, not judging here,
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but really? Is this really the time
for the pervy stuff? "Dainty feet?"
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Um, debatable, but that's not
what I was talking about.
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No, Candy has ginormous feet.
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I mean, regular boat, it's huge.
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That means that this is not Candy.
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Oh, man, that's awesome!
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[shushing]
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[chuckles sheepishly]
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Sorry, my friend here,
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not a fan of the deceased, I'm afraid.
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Mean, she was just so mean.
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-Oh...
-[shushing] Women.
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[theme music playing]
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-We should go.
-Mmm-hmm.
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[Detective Long] Excuse me.
I'm Detective Long. And you are?
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Um...
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Lucifer Morningstar. Pleasure.
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-You're Candy's husband.
-Ex-husband.
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Right. Talked to you on the phone.
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-You said you were in Los Angeles.
-Oh, yes.
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And you don't seem very broken up
about your ex-wife's death.
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Well, that's because this woman
is not my wife.
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Right 'cause she's your ex-wife.
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Think you made that pretty clear, buddy.
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Hi, how you doing? Ella Lopez, LAPD CSI.
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For the record, we just got into town.
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Arrived at 1300 hours
and 14 minutes to be exact.
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And based on a visual assessment
of the victim's lividity,
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she's been deceased for,
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I'd say 2100 hours yesterday.
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So, my travel buddy here, not a suspect.
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Uh-huh.
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Also, I know, none of my beeswax,
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but I saw that you were going with
an ultraviolet light on the couch.
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[inhales sharply] I would've gone with
the straight old bleep, man,
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but you know what? To each his own.
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-Thanks for the advice.
-You got it, Detective.
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Ixnay on the otnay andycay.
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Sorry, is that German?
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'Cause if it is, it's absolutely awful.
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Trust me, I should know.
Hitler was a talker.
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Well, screamer actually.
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[groans]
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I'm saying that for now,
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we shouldn't let LVPD know
that that's not Candy.
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If this gets back to the killer,
he might try to kill her again.
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Oh, right. Yes, good idea,
Ms. Lopez. Good idea.
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What's a good idea?
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[both] Um...
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-To give you my card.
-Her card.
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In case you want any more advice.
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-Always happy to help.
-She's very good.
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-Very.
-Right.
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I have a feeling I will be talking
to both of you again
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before the investigation's over.
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I doubt that. I mean,
hanging out with a cop in Las Vegas
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is like bringing your grandma to an orgy.
[chuckles]
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Am I right?
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-No.
-[Ella] Okay.
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-Bye.
-Bye.
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Hi.
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Hey, sorry to interrupt.
Have you heard from Lucifer?
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No, why? Has something happened?
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No, not really. I just, I, uh...
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I had a question about a case
and I can't get ahold of him.
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Yeah, we were celebrating
my birthday at the precinct
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and then all of a sudden, he just bailed
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and now he's not answering my calls.
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Would you like to have a seat?
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No, no, it's not a big deal.
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You sure?
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Mmm-hmm. Yeah, I'm fine.
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I'm fine. It's probably just Lucifer
being Lucifer, you know?
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Probably.
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Please, have a seat.
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I'm not really... I know you're busy.
I don't wanna take up...
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[stammers] I checked Lux,
and he wasn't there.
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And I thought I'd go up
to the penthouse to check,
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but last time he went AWOL,
I went up there to check on him
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and all of his furniture
was covered in sheets,
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and he had run off to Vegas. [laughs]
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Of course, that's when
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we were getting together,
which we totally are not anymore.
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Nor will we. But you know,
it's my birthday.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Wow. Good couch.
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I know.
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And I understand.
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Birthdays can be emotional.
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I guess. No, I'm good.
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He's, um, probably just in the penthouse,
passed out or something.
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Emphasis on "Something".
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How about I go with you?
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Please.
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Seems Candy dodged a bullet
quite literally.
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Shotgun blast, anyway.
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Yes, so, we need to find this killer
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before he or she realizes their mistake.
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Detective Nosy in there could get DNA
back on that body within 24 hours.
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So we gotta find a lead, stat.
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Right.
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Okay, so you were married
to Candy for a week.
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-Uh, two weeks.
-Mmm-hmm.
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I mean, any idea who would want her dead?
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["Fever" playing]
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♪ Never know how much I love you ♪
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♪ Never know how much I care ♪
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♪ When you put your arms around me ♪
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♪ I get a fever that's so hard to bear ♪
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♪ You give me fever ♪
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♪ When you kiss me
Fever when you hold me tight ♪
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♪ Fever ♪
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Psychic bartender, my favorite.
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[bartender] Who is she?
Not the one singing,
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the reason you're drinking.
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Not who I thought she was.
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♪ Moon lights up the night ♪
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Hardly her fault then.
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Never is.
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♪ And you know
I'm going to treat you right ♪
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Everyone's reading my mind today.
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♪ When you kiss me
Fever when you hold me tight ♪
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♪ Fever in the morning ♪
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Don't mind if I do.
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[Lucifer chuckles]
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♪ What a lovely way to burn ♪
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Who was that?
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That was Candy.
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I think I'd quite like
to continue my chat with Candy.
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[applause]
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Where's my money?
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And my ring.
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Bravo, Candy.
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Emergencies.
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[Candy] Ow, you're hurting me.
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Just give me some time.
Please, I'll have it for you.
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[Lucifer]
His name's Louie Pagliani.
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He's a local loan shark
and all around dirtbag.
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I thought I'd dealt with that
human stain last time I was here.
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Yeah, well, this is Vegas.
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This town is always up for an encore.
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[tires screeching]
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[lock clicking]
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Here we go.
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They teach lock picking in forensic class?
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-No. Middle school.
-[chuckles]
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Miss Lopez, you are an enigma
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wrapped in a hoodie
under a jaunty ponytail.
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Oh, no. The annihilation.
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Ugh.
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Even if Louie didn't kill fake Candy,
252
00:11:51,168 --> 00:11:54,463
this decor alone is enough
for immediate execution. I mean...
253
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:57,049
[chuckling] What was he thinking?
254
00:11:57,133 --> 00:12:00,428
Well, uh, looks like someone beat you
to the execution part.
255
00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:08,227
-Louie?
-Oh.
256
00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:11,605
Definitely. I'd know those
hairy ham hands anywhere.
257
00:12:16,318 --> 00:12:18,070
[Ella] The trajectory of the blood spatter
258
00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:20,656
in relation to the stiff makes zero sense.
259
00:12:20,739 --> 00:12:22,366
There is no way Louie pulled the trigger.
260
00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:25,077
Typical Vegas. Even a suicide's a fake.
261
00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:26,871
Yeah, and so is the hair color.
262
00:12:27,955 --> 00:12:30,082
Look at this. It's pink.
263
00:12:30,374 --> 00:12:31,584
Candy.
264
00:12:32,209 --> 00:12:33,919
What? She was here.
265
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:35,963
You think Candy would've killed Louie
266
00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:38,299
and then faked her own death to disappear?
267
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:41,552
[sighs] No, no, no. Candy's not a killer.
268
00:12:41,635 --> 00:12:43,721
No, just a thieving con-woman.
269
00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:46,307
-You knew her one week.
-Two weeks.
270
00:12:47,057 --> 00:12:48,517
Well, you don't know
what she's capable of.
271
00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:49,560
[sighs]
272
00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:53,772
Candy did owe Louie money
once upon a time, but I paid him off.
273
00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:55,024
Perhaps he wanted more.
274
00:12:56,358 --> 00:12:57,318
Huh.
275
00:12:58,027 --> 00:13:00,279
This must be Mrs. Ham Hands.
276
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:02,656
Oh, dearie me.
277
00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:04,783
Someone's sending a painful message.
278
00:13:06,702 --> 00:13:09,079
If Louie was after Candy's candy...
279
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,916
Maybe his old lady found out,
280
00:13:11,999 --> 00:13:15,294
followed who she thought was Candy,
home from the club,
281
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,963
shot her and then
framed/finished off Louie.
282
00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:20,508
And we need to find this murderous ginger
283
00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:22,510
before she finds the real Candy.
284
00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:25,721
Ah, Roxy Pagliani.
I suppose she's the missus.
285
00:13:25,804 --> 00:13:26,931
Just block the caller ID.
286
00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:28,516
You can't just call her.
What're you gonna say?
287
00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:30,726
I'm gonna ask her
if she's the killer, of course.
288
00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,312
No, terrible plan. I'm gonna need that.
289
00:13:33,395 --> 00:13:35,022
-What are you doing?
-[Roxy] Hello.
290
00:13:35,814 --> 00:13:40,611
Hi, yeah, this is Marsha
calling from Sensational Statues.
291
00:13:40,694 --> 00:13:42,738
-Who?
-Sensational Statues?
292
00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:45,908
Yeah, we got that new, um...
You know, that new,
293
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,118
oh, bust of Caesar you ordered.
294
00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:50,037
Uh-huh. It came out real sexy.
295
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,205
-Sexy?
-Yeah.
296
00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:54,291
Thirty percent off if we can drop it
wherever you are,
297
00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:55,543
right now.
298
00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:57,545
[Roxy] I'm sorry. I didn't buy any bust.
299
00:13:57,628 --> 00:13:59,171
-Pfft. You sure? Because I...
-[slot machine sounds]
300
00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:02,424
Whoopsie, my mistake, doll, my mistake.
301
00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:05,636
See? The truth would have
been much more expedient.
302
00:14:05,719 --> 00:14:08,556
Nope. I know exactly where Roxy is.
303
00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:11,725
I heard the sound of
the Guidos Rainbow slot machine
304
00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:13,352
in the background of that call.
305
00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:14,979
It's a vintage machine
306
00:14:15,062 --> 00:14:17,731
and only one casino in Vegas has it.
307
00:14:18,732 --> 00:14:19,817
The Moonbeam.
308
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:22,987
Wow. Ka-ching, Miss Lopez.
309
00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:24,530
[elevator bell dings]
310
00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:27,658
[Chloe] Well, no sheets on the furniture.
That's a good sign.
311
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:31,120
[Linda] And it looks like...
312
00:14:31,745 --> 00:14:34,373
Yup, the overnight bag is missing.
So maybe he did go out of town.
313
00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:36,917
On my birthday.
314
00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:38,877
You know, speaking of, this is stupid.
315
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:40,629
What are we doing here?
We should be celebrating.
316
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,257
Yes. We should be celebrating.
317
00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:45,009
Yeah. So, where to?
318
00:14:45,342 --> 00:14:46,427
Hmm.
319
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:50,723
Actually, I do know this place
with an awesome sound system
320
00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:52,725
and all the top shelf you can drink.
321
00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:55,394
Best views in the city?
322
00:14:56,353 --> 00:14:58,188
Seems a shame to let that sunset
go to waste.
323
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:03,152
["I Love Me" playing]
324
00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:05,362
♪ I love me ♪
325
00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:07,781
♪ I don't know about you ♪
326
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:09,325
♪ But, baby, I love me ♪
327
00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:13,037
♪ Now everybody say, hey-hey-hey ♪
328
00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:16,081
♪ Oh, hey-hey-hey, I love me ♪
329
00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:18,042
Hamlet!
330
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:19,877
[sighing]
331
00:15:20,377 --> 00:15:21,462
Hamlet.
332
00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:25,257
"Thanks for the punch-up. Love, Will."
333
00:15:26,383 --> 00:15:28,385
-Wow.
-What you looking at?
334
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:30,930
Nothing exciting.
335
00:15:31,221 --> 00:15:33,641
-[off-key piano playing]
-[Chloe] I'm Lucifer Morningstar!
336
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:37,227
[imitates Lucifer] I can play the piano
and I'm a fancy British man.
337
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,564
Let's go take a peek at his sock drawer.
338
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:43,108
But Dr. Martin, you're his therapist.
339
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:44,485
Aren't there rules against that?
340
00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:47,655
Trust me, there's nothing I don't
know about Lucifer Morningstar.
341
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:49,907
Except what's in his sock drawer.
342
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,743
-It's not like he can see us.
-Let's do it.
343
00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:53,953
[cell phone ringing]
344
00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:55,788
Whoa. Oh. [giggles]
345
00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:56,955
Oh! Oh!
346
00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:58,290
-It's Lucifer.
-That's Lucifer.
347
00:15:58,374 --> 00:15:59,541
Yeah, I can see that.
348
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,502
Officially, officially creeped out!
349
00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:03,462
Okay, don't answer. No, wait, answer it.
350
00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:05,589
-Uh, just don't say we're here.
-Okay.
351
00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:06,632
-[music stops]
-Mmm.
352
00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:08,092
Hello.
353
00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:09,718
[Lucifer] Oh. Doctor, I didn't think
you were going to answer.
354
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,262
I'm just calling to reschedule
my therapy appointment.
355
00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:13,973
I'm on a quick trip out of town.
356
00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:15,349
Oh, oh.
357
00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:16,600
Out of town.
358
00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:19,478
-Um, uh, where?
-Nowhere special.
359
00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:21,730
-Just Vegas.
-Vegas? Again?
360
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,273
What you doing in Vegas?
361
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,861
[indistinct chatter]
362
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,280
Don't you look ravishing?
363
00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:31,490
[Linda] Lucifer?
364
00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:33,367
Uh, sorry, I've gotta go, Doctor.
Speak soon.
365
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:34,535
Bye.
366
00:16:34,618 --> 00:16:35,953
What did he say at the end there?
367
00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:39,540
Um, something about radishes.
368
00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:44,378
You are stunning, aren't you?
369
00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:46,380
I almost didn't recognize you. No offense.
370
00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:50,175
Ah. It's hard to get your glitter on
when you're stuck in a lab all day.
371
00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:52,469
But I mean, Vegas.
372
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:54,722
Where else can I bust out the booty?
373
00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:56,265
There's no reason we can't look fabulous
374
00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:57,808
and catch a homicidal redhead.
375
00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:00,477
Exactly.
376
00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:04,606
[Chloe] He didn't say "Radish."
He said, "Ravishing" didn't he?
377
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:07,651
He's in Vegas with someone ravishing
378
00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:09,528
on my birthday.
379
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:13,115
You know what? Why do I even care?
380
00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:15,159
Why do I care? This is stupid.
381
00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:18,162
Okay, feelings are not stupid.
382
00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:20,039
Well, this one is, okay?
383
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:22,040
This feeling is stupid.
384
00:17:22,916 --> 00:17:25,210
Okay, Lucifer and I are friends,
385
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,421
partners, that's all.
386
00:17:27,504 --> 00:17:29,840
I'm totally past anything romantic.
387
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:33,594
Full on rear view in the past.
388
00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:36,221
Okay, it is completely reasonable
389
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:38,849
for something like a trip to Vegas
390
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:42,019
to trigger old emotions.
391
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:46,523
Emotions that maybe
you haven't completely dealt with.
392
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:50,277
There's no expiration date
on the process of healing.
393
00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:52,780
We should go.
394
00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:54,156
You're welcome.
395
00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:57,117
Where are my pants? I was wearing...
396
00:18:01,663 --> 00:18:02,706
[gasping]
397
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:03,957
Are you okay?
398
00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:07,753
Oh.
399
00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:09,671
[Linda] Oh...
400
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,924
Screw the sock drawer.
401
00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:16,136
[slot machines whirring]
402
00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:18,972
Oh, that is definitely her.
403
00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:21,683
[Lucifer] Ah, Mrs. Ham Hands.
404
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:24,061
Looks like she's the casino's pit boss.
405
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:26,438
Right, let's go and chat up our killer.
406
00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:28,565
Uh, could be a problem.
407
00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:31,026
Pit bosses are notoriously
hard to flush out.
408
00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:34,404
Only clients they pay attention to
are the whales,
409
00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:36,115
serious high rollers.
410
00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:38,826
So, how about blackjack?
411
00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:40,869
-More of a poker man myself.
-Poker?
412
00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:44,206
No, poker involves bluffing,
also known as lying.
413
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:46,250
Something you claim you don't do.
414
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,752
Bluffing and lying,
two totally different things.
415
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:50,546
So I guess what you do
with Chloe in the hall,
416
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:54,633
not telling her you're in Vegas,
also not lying?
417
00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:57,511
No, that's selective omission.
Get it straight, Lopez.
418
00:18:57,594 --> 00:18:59,972
Potato, potato, potudo.
419
00:19:01,014 --> 00:19:03,559
You, my friend, are compartmentalizing.
420
00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:05,227
I don't even know what that means.
421
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:06,895
Anyways,
422
00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:10,149
it looks like Roxy's
working the blackjack floor.
423
00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:12,651
So let's get you at the table.
424
00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:14,778
What, me? What about you?
425
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:16,196
Best I just watch.
426
00:19:19,032 --> 00:19:20,200
[both cheering]
427
00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:22,411
Again? Beginner's luck.
428
00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:23,579
[laughs]
429
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:27,040
Right. Let's see
if this gets Roxy's attention.
430
00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:29,251
Oh, booyah.
431
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:30,919
That's what I'm talking about.
432
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,547
Well, it's so much fun to bet
lots and lots of money.
433
00:19:33,755 --> 00:19:35,924
And there's plenty more
where this came from.
434
00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:39,219
Nice! You have an 11.
Double down. Double down.
435
00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:41,680
Right-o. Doubling down. Doubling down.
436
00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:44,641
[sing-song]
More money, more money, more money.
437
00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:50,272
-Yes!
-[exclaiming]
438
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:54,193
Very good, Miss Lopez.
You're very good at this, aren't you?
439
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:55,444
Teamwork makes the dream work.
440
00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:57,154
[exhales] Look at all that money, eh?
441
00:19:57,654 --> 00:19:59,489
I fancy a drink actually. Oh...
442
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:01,325
-Here you are.
-Wonderful service.
443
00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:02,784
Thank you. What's your name?
444
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:03,827
Mmm.
445
00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:06,663
Oh, that is perfect. Thanks.
446
00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:09,291
What would you like, Miss Lopez?
447
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:11,919
I would like for you to focus on
the game. You just got two aces.
448
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:13,420
But... Oh, right.
449
00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:15,005
-Well, maybe you would like...
-Split!
450
00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:21,803
Uh, it's working, Miss Lopez.
Whatever you're doing, keep doing it.
451
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,597
Yeah, order me one, too.
452
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:25,724
-And 20.
-[crowd cheering]
453
00:20:26,975 --> 00:20:29,978
Well done, Miss Lopez. Well done indeed.
454
00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:33,232
Excuse me, sir. Come with us, please.
455
00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:34,233
Oh.
456
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:35,609
Excellent. It's worked. It's worked.
457
00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:37,527
Right, off to
the high roller's suite, are we?
458
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:43,283
Yeah, I don't think
that's where they're taking us.
459
00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:49,248
What sort of casino back room
is this anyway?
460
00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:51,917
I mean, where's the dangling
light bulb and blood stained floor?
461
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,335
-Where's Joe Pesci?
-[camera clicking]
462
00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:56,213
Hey, go easy! Going blind here.
463
00:20:56,296 --> 00:20:58,465
This seems maiming,
this isn't even our agenda.
464
00:20:58,548 --> 00:21:00,884
Quite frankly,
I'm disappointed, gentlemen.
465
00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:02,135
Oh!
466
00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:04,513
Actually, slightly less disappointed now.
[chuckles]
467
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,139
Oh.
468
00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:09,893
It's you. So maybe this wasn't
a total waste of time.
469
00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:14,398
Maybe we should stop talking,
and by we, I mean you.
470
00:21:15,857 --> 00:21:16,858
[scanning]
471
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:21,530
[beeping]
472
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:27,035
So I guess the disguise
didn't do it for you.
473
00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:30,163
Very few people can count cards
like you, Miss Lopez.
474
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,749
Count cards? Oh, I'm impressed.
475
00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:35,377
So am I. Your technique's so infamous
476
00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:38,463
we were able to spot you in,
what was it, half an hour.
477
00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:40,007
Forty three minutes.
478
00:21:40,173 --> 00:21:41,550
You guys are getting lax.
479
00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:44,553
The question is, what do I do with you?
480
00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:48,265
If banning you
from the casino didn't work,
481
00:21:49,349 --> 00:21:52,185
maybe I should call your new friends
482
00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:54,271
at the LAPD.
483
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:57,232
Okay. Fine. Go right ahead.
484
00:21:57,607 --> 00:21:58,734
And you know, while you're at it,
485
00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:01,111
why don't you tell them about your crimes?
486
00:22:01,278 --> 00:22:02,654
-What?
-[Lucifer] Yes.
487
00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:04,031
J'accuse.
488
00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:06,867
First of all, of mixing Corinthian
and Doric columns
489
00:22:06,950 --> 00:22:09,202
in your McMansion. I mean...
490
00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:12,998
And secondly, of killing your husband
and who you thought was his mistress.
491
00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:15,876
-Louie's dead?
-[scoffs]
492
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:20,047
Hello, yes, Louie's dead.
Savagely murdered by you.
493
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:21,298
[Lucifer] Mmm.
494
00:22:21,798 --> 00:22:22,841
Well...
495
00:22:22,924 --> 00:22:25,177
Her poker face is amazing. Take note.
496
00:22:26,803 --> 00:22:28,180
My husband was a crook.
497
00:22:28,263 --> 00:22:30,766
I knew it was only a matter of time
before his ticket got punched.
498
00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:33,226
But I certainly didn't kill him
or anyone else.
499
00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:35,353
Okay. Very well, Roxy.
500
00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:37,856
If you didn't want Louie dead
then tell me, what do you want?
501
00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:41,193
-I...
-Yes?
502
00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:46,990
I want the pro-golfer on table four. Bad.
503
00:22:48,575 --> 00:22:51,828
I've been trying to pick up his
sweet ass for two days straight.
504
00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:54,206
I worked a triple shift
just to keep him in my sights
505
00:22:54,289 --> 00:22:57,042
and I think I'm really close
to getting a hole in one.
506
00:22:57,125 --> 00:22:58,710
-You know what I mean?
-Oh, dear.
507
00:22:59,544 --> 00:23:01,630
Well, as the detective would say
in this situation,
508
00:23:01,713 --> 00:23:02,923
that means no motive.
509
00:23:03,006 --> 00:23:04,341
Or opportunity.
510
00:23:06,301 --> 00:23:08,220
Damn it! 666 didn't work either.
511
00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:09,971
Try 8008.
512
00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:11,890
-8008?
-[beeping]
513
00:23:12,182 --> 00:23:13,475
Spells "Boob".
514
00:23:13,558 --> 00:23:14,976
-Ah.
-[beeping]
515
00:23:15,268 --> 00:23:17,938
No. You know, normally
I wouldn't be so concerned
516
00:23:18,021 --> 00:23:19,564
about trying to get into this thing,
517
00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:23,068
if I didn't think there is some
real clues as to where Lucifer is.
518
00:23:23,151 --> 00:23:25,487
'Cause wherever he is,
maybe he's in danger.
519
00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:27,280
Right. Maybe "ravishing"...
520
00:23:27,864 --> 00:23:30,659
I mean, radish is code for "Help!"
521
00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:33,328
Yes. Maybe that's why he skipped town.
522
00:23:33,954 --> 00:23:35,038
'Cause someone's after him
523
00:23:35,122 --> 00:23:37,332
and it'd be irresponsible
for us not to open this thing.
524
00:23:37,415 --> 00:23:40,210
Or maybe you two just had
too much to drink.
525
00:23:40,293 --> 00:23:41,962
You're too curious to leave
well enough alone.
526
00:23:42,045 --> 00:23:43,630
Which is why you hauled my ass out here.
527
00:23:43,713 --> 00:23:45,257
Does that mean you're not gonna help us?
528
00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:46,633
I didn't say that.
529
00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:48,135
[whirring]
530
00:23:49,803 --> 00:23:52,264
Really have quite the grip,
don't you? Hmm?
531
00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:54,683
You have a good time on your own?
532
00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:56,977
Okay! Ugh.
533
00:23:57,811 --> 00:24:00,438
You're just full of surprises,
aren't you, my little rainman.
534
00:24:00,856 --> 00:24:02,232
What can I say?
535
00:24:02,315 --> 00:24:03,775
We all have coping mechanisms
536
00:24:03,859 --> 00:24:06,194
and mine just happens
to be counting cards.
537
00:24:06,653 --> 00:24:07,737
Or was, anyway.
538
00:24:07,821 --> 00:24:10,157
Coping mechanisms? For what, poverty?
539
00:24:10,657 --> 00:24:12,033
No.
540
00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:13,869
Helped quiet the voices.
541
00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:15,328
What voices?
542
00:24:18,582 --> 00:24:20,917
Nevermind. Forget I said that.
543
00:24:21,376 --> 00:24:22,711
The point is that
544
00:24:23,253 --> 00:24:25,130
everyone has stuff that they wanna avoid.
545
00:24:25,213 --> 00:24:28,383
Like the way you are avoiding Chloe.
546
00:24:28,466 --> 00:24:31,052
[sighs] How many times do I
have to tell you I'm not avoiding
547
00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:33,180
or lying to the Detective?
I'm... [inhales sharply]
548
00:24:34,848 --> 00:24:36,266
-...protecting her.
-Oh.
549
00:24:36,391 --> 00:24:38,602
You're protecting her
or you're protecting yourself?
550
00:24:38,685 --> 00:24:40,020
Look, why are we even discussing this?
551
00:24:40,103 --> 00:24:41,813
Right now, Candy is the one
who needs protecting
552
00:24:41,897 --> 00:24:43,231
and we've just hit a dead end.
553
00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:46,776
Right, okay, but hold on.
If we are gonna find a new lead,
554
00:24:47,235 --> 00:24:49,404
how about we start with
how you two ended up married.
555
00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:51,072
[chuckles nervously]
556
00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:03,376
-Hello, Candy,
-[gasps]
557
00:25:04,294 --> 00:25:05,837
my thieving vixen.
558
00:25:06,296 --> 00:25:09,216
I don't know what you're
talking about. How'd you get in here?
559
00:25:09,299 --> 00:25:11,259
Impressive grift you've got going.
560
00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:15,597
But I'm afraid that you can't
keep this little beauty.
561
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,140
Please, please, I'm sorry.
562
00:25:18,516 --> 00:25:19,976
Sentimental value.
563
00:25:20,852 --> 00:25:23,521
But you're welcome to keep the cash.
564
00:25:23,605 --> 00:25:24,898
Goodness knows where you've hidden that.
565
00:25:26,191 --> 00:25:27,734
[sobbing]
566
00:25:29,194 --> 00:25:32,113
I'm so sorry. Please don't
call the cops. It's just...
567
00:25:33,323 --> 00:25:35,033
My dad died recently,
568
00:25:35,575 --> 00:25:37,160
and he used to own
the club I was singing at.
569
00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:38,870
-You know, Fletchers.
-Mmm.
570
00:25:39,663 --> 00:25:42,540
We owe this ginormous amount of cash
to this super scary loan shark,
571
00:25:42,624 --> 00:25:45,752
Louie Pagliani,
and he used the club as collateral
572
00:25:45,835 --> 00:25:48,713
and if I don't come up
with 300 grand, like now,
573
00:25:48,797 --> 00:25:50,006
Louie's gonna take it.
574
00:25:51,007 --> 00:25:52,300
And who knows what else?
575
00:25:53,927 --> 00:25:56,221
I didn't know what else to do. [sobs]
576
00:25:58,348 --> 00:26:01,643
Bravo. You really are quite
the performer, aren't you?
577
00:26:03,103 --> 00:26:04,271
You don't believe me?
578
00:26:04,354 --> 00:26:06,690
What, the weepy waterworks? Not a chance.
579
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:09,317
But your story seems legit, though.
580
00:26:09,526 --> 00:26:10,986
[hyperventilating]
581
00:26:12,821 --> 00:26:14,030
[exhales heavily]
582
00:26:14,823 --> 00:26:16,074
It is.
583
00:26:16,157 --> 00:26:17,534
And so is my apology.
584
00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:18,535
[scoffs]
585
00:26:19,035 --> 00:26:20,620
I actually felt bad.
586
00:26:21,037 --> 00:26:22,372
From the looks of you at the bar,
587
00:26:22,455 --> 00:26:24,082
you got your own problems to deal with.
588
00:26:26,293 --> 00:26:27,836
Nothing I can't handle on my own.
589
00:26:27,961 --> 00:26:29,212
You sure about that?
590
00:26:34,801 --> 00:26:37,220
And so, you see,
591
00:26:38,054 --> 00:26:39,097
I had to leave.
592
00:26:39,389 --> 00:26:40,265
Mmm.
593
00:26:40,598 --> 00:26:41,641
I get it.
594
00:26:42,851 --> 00:26:46,229
The part about your dad putting
the detective in your path is fuzzy.
595
00:26:47,063 --> 00:26:49,733
But seems like you
genuinely care about her.
596
00:26:50,859 --> 00:26:52,986
Yes, I do.
597
00:26:54,237 --> 00:26:55,363
A lot.
598
00:26:56,281 --> 00:26:59,909
Isn't you going AWOL gonna kinda
throw a big flag on that play?
599
00:26:59,993 --> 00:27:02,078
Well, I said that I care about her.
600
00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:04,414
Oh, unrequited love.
601
00:27:04,497 --> 00:27:06,082
Yeah, I get that, too.
602
00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:08,126
No, no, it's not unrequited, it's...
603
00:27:08,752 --> 00:27:10,628
Well, the Detective has feelings for me
604
00:27:10,712 --> 00:27:12,464
but she has no control
over those feelings.
605
00:27:12,547 --> 00:27:15,383
-Okay, I don't get that.
-It's difficult to explain, but...
606
00:27:16,676 --> 00:27:18,053
I just... [sighs]
607
00:27:19,220 --> 00:27:20,680
I just wanna do right by her.
608
00:27:20,972 --> 00:27:23,641
I believe you. Here, swap.
609
00:27:26,561 --> 00:27:27,896
Do you ever ask yourself,
610
00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:30,648
"How the hell did I end up here?"
611
00:27:31,024 --> 00:27:34,110
What, eating mint chocochip ice cream
wrapped in a pink snuggy?
612
00:27:34,277 --> 00:27:35,236
[chuckles]
613
00:27:36,112 --> 00:27:37,447
Pink's a good color for you, actually.
614
00:27:37,572 --> 00:27:39,449
Oh. You are a good liar, aren't you?
615
00:27:39,532 --> 00:27:40,575
I don't lie.
616
00:27:40,658 --> 00:27:43,370
Forgive me but you are a con-woman.
617
00:27:43,453 --> 00:27:46,373
I am not a con-woman. I am a singer
618
00:27:47,123 --> 00:27:50,293
forced to do some things
that I'm not proud of,
619
00:27:50,377 --> 00:27:52,837
but only so I can dig my dad's club
out of debt.
620
00:27:53,213 --> 00:27:55,840
I grew up on that stage, my home.
621
00:27:55,924 --> 00:27:58,426
Drastic measures for
the things we care about.
622
00:27:59,135 --> 00:28:00,428
That I get.
623
00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:06,351
I might pretend to be someone
a little less threatening sometimes,
624
00:28:06,434 --> 00:28:08,019
but I don't lie.
625
00:28:09,396 --> 00:28:11,731
Call it bluffing. Totally different thing.
626
00:28:11,898 --> 00:28:13,900
Well, that I definitely get.
627
00:28:15,193 --> 00:28:16,820
We're quite similar, you and I, aren't we?
628
00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:18,822
Yeah, we are.
629
00:28:19,072 --> 00:28:20,240
Mmm.
630
00:28:20,323 --> 00:28:23,076
Except for the fact that you have
ginormous feet.
631
00:28:23,159 --> 00:28:24,119
Oh!
632
00:28:24,953 --> 00:28:25,995
[chuckles]
633
00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:31,251
Do you know,
634
00:28:32,210 --> 00:28:35,880
there might be a way for you and I
to dig each other out, Candy.
635
00:28:39,175 --> 00:28:40,593
I'll pay off your debt
636
00:28:41,136 --> 00:28:44,305
if you don't mind doing a little
bluffing for me.
637
00:28:53,773 --> 00:28:54,899
Marry me.
638
00:28:57,235 --> 00:28:58,236
[laughing]
639
00:28:58,319 --> 00:29:00,488
And so we got married. The end.
640
00:29:01,072 --> 00:29:02,073
Hmm.
641
00:29:02,449 --> 00:29:05,994
Okay, so you fake married Candy
to avoid Chloe,
642
00:29:06,244 --> 00:29:07,787
even though you cared about her.
643
00:29:09,539 --> 00:29:10,915
Who's the enigma now?
644
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:11,958
[sarcastic chuckle]
645
00:29:12,625 --> 00:29:13,710
[woman] Excuse me.
646
00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:16,754
Sorry, did I forget to tip?
How rude of me.
647
00:29:17,005 --> 00:29:18,131
Lucifer!
648
00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:20,592
Candy!
649
00:29:20,675 --> 00:29:22,844
What are you doing here?
You're gonna ruin everything.
650
00:29:23,094 --> 00:29:24,262
[stammers]
651
00:29:29,517 --> 00:29:31,686
As much as I love the Bettie Page vibe
652
00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:34,063
you've got a bullseye on your back.
This is hardly a good hiding place.
653
00:29:34,147 --> 00:29:35,732
But it is where my killer works.
654
00:29:36,232 --> 00:29:37,817
You were on to Roxy as well?
655
00:29:38,234 --> 00:29:40,278
Till you and your sidekick
derailed things.
656
00:29:40,361 --> 00:29:42,363
Not my sidekick, and I hate to disappoint,
657
00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:44,574
but Roxy Pagliani did not
kill your lookalike.
658
00:29:44,657 --> 00:29:46,910
Ally. Her name was Ally.
659
00:29:47,952 --> 00:29:50,413
She broke up with her boyfriend
so I said she could stay with me.
660
00:29:50,955 --> 00:29:52,665
I was just trying to be a good friend.
661
00:29:52,749 --> 00:29:55,293
Oh, man, I'm so sorry.
662
00:29:58,296 --> 00:29:59,422
Anyway...
663
00:29:59,756 --> 00:30:02,759
Anyway, Roxy Pagliani did not kill Ally
664
00:30:02,842 --> 00:30:04,636
or her husband in a jealous fit of rage.
665
00:30:04,719 --> 00:30:06,763
I mean, the woman's about
as passionate as a protein bar.
666
00:30:06,846 --> 00:30:08,348
This has nothing to do with passion.
667
00:30:08,848 --> 00:30:10,642
The killer wants my father's club.
668
00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:13,144
Fletchers. How do you know that?
669
00:30:14,270 --> 00:30:15,480
After I found Ally dead,
670
00:30:15,563 --> 00:30:18,316
I noticed there was only one thing
missing from my apartment.
671
00:30:18,942 --> 00:30:20,318
The pocket deed for Fletchers.
672
00:30:20,401 --> 00:30:22,278
Whoever possesses the deed owns the club.
673
00:30:22,695 --> 00:30:24,948
It was used as collateral when my dad
borrowed money from Louie.
674
00:30:25,573 --> 00:30:28,326
But when I went to confront him
he was already dead.
675
00:30:28,493 --> 00:30:31,204
Oh, that's why her hair
was at the crime scene.
676
00:30:31,287 --> 00:30:33,915
So, I thought, "Well, maybe Louie
told Roxy about the deed.
677
00:30:33,998 --> 00:30:35,458
and she's the one who got greedy..."
678
00:30:35,542 --> 00:30:38,002
Sadly, no. Roxy was working
at the time of the murder.
679
00:30:38,378 --> 00:30:41,256
But who else could have
known about that deed?
680
00:30:41,422 --> 00:30:42,799
Well, not to worry.
681
00:30:42,882 --> 00:30:45,176
There's a much faster way
to flush out the killer.
682
00:30:46,219 --> 00:30:48,555
Candy's still my wife, legally anyway.
683
00:30:48,805 --> 00:30:50,306
Which would trump any sort of deed.
684
00:30:50,390 --> 00:30:54,519
Exactly. Which means Fletchers is now
going to the grieving widower, me.
685
00:30:54,602 --> 00:30:57,397
Yeah, but that makes you
the killer's next target.
686
00:30:57,564 --> 00:30:59,315
[laughs] Well, I certainly hope so.
687
00:30:59,774 --> 00:31:01,401
Right. Come on.
688
00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:03,069
Showtime.
689
00:31:03,236 --> 00:31:04,487
"Showtime"?
690
00:31:05,405 --> 00:31:06,656
-[applause]
-[piano playing]
691
00:31:06,739 --> 00:31:12,662
♪ They call you lady luck ♪
692
00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:21,629
♪ But there is room ♪
693
00:31:22,589 --> 00:31:26,009
♪ For doubt ♪
694
00:31:29,429 --> 00:31:34,350
♪ At times you have a very unladylike ♪
695
00:31:34,434 --> 00:31:37,979
♪ Way of running out ♪
696
00:31:38,062 --> 00:31:39,439
[audience cheering]
697
00:31:40,773 --> 00:31:42,191
But not tonight.
698
00:31:42,275 --> 00:31:45,820
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
My name is Lucifer Morningstar,
699
00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:49,198
new owner here at Fletchers.
That's right, owner.
700
00:31:49,449 --> 00:31:52,160
Please, a warm welcome
for the Morningstars.
701
00:31:53,244 --> 00:31:56,039
♪ Luck be a lady tonight ♪
702
00:31:58,875 --> 00:32:02,378
♪ Luck be a lady tonight ♪
703
00:32:04,047 --> 00:32:08,968
♪Luck if you've ever
Been a lady to begin with ♪
704
00:32:09,969 --> 00:32:13,056
♪ Luck be a lady tonight ♪
705
00:32:15,642 --> 00:32:17,560
Are you buying any of this?
706
00:32:17,644 --> 00:32:20,355
Well, Lucifer's certainly
made his presence known.
707
00:32:20,647 --> 00:32:22,523
[over comm] So, any sign of the killer?
708
00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:26,069
Any weird or suspicious activity?
709
00:32:26,152 --> 00:32:28,029
Other than your high kick? No, sorry.
710
00:32:28,112 --> 00:32:31,115
You try dancing with
a .22 strapped to your thigh.
711
00:32:32,492 --> 00:32:35,745
♪ Luck be a lady with me ♪
712
00:32:35,828 --> 00:32:37,997
-Creepy hunched fellow, two o'clock.
-Got it.
713
00:32:38,581 --> 00:32:41,000
[Ella] Blue track suit. Big guy.
714
00:32:41,084 --> 00:32:42,377
Yeah, that's the guy.
715
00:32:46,130 --> 00:32:48,841
All clear. Only thing he cares about
are the complimentary crab legs.
716
00:32:49,258 --> 00:32:52,387
♪ Lets keep this party polite ♪
717
00:32:54,305 --> 00:32:58,309
♪ Never get out of my sight ♪
718
00:33:00,269 --> 00:33:05,525
♪ Stick with me baby
I'm the fellow you came in with ♪
719
00:33:06,192 --> 00:33:11,072
♪ Luck be a lady tonight ♪
720
00:33:14,659 --> 00:33:18,287
♪ Luck be a lady ♪
721
00:33:18,788 --> 00:33:24,752
♪Tonight ♪
722
00:33:28,423 --> 00:33:30,007
[applause and cheering]
723
00:33:31,467 --> 00:33:32,927
[Lucifer] Thank you!
724
00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:36,222
Oh, thank you all so much.
I'm here all night.
725
00:33:36,305 --> 00:33:39,016
No, seriously, all night.
726
00:33:39,976 --> 00:33:41,894
And now we wait
for the real show to begin.
727
00:33:41,978 --> 00:33:43,146
Mmm-hmm.
728
00:33:43,271 --> 00:33:44,230
[drilling]
729
00:33:45,064 --> 00:33:46,357
-Whoops.
-[Chloe] "Whoops"?
730
00:33:46,441 --> 00:33:47,984
As in it worked?
731
00:33:48,192 --> 00:33:49,277
Uh...
732
00:33:50,903 --> 00:33:52,739
Oh. Oh, don't worry.
733
00:33:52,822 --> 00:33:55,158
I've had a lot of experience
with giant holes.
734
00:33:56,325 --> 00:33:57,827
-In walls.
-Hmm.
735
00:33:58,035 --> 00:33:59,287
Little spackle and you're good to go.
736
00:33:59,495 --> 00:34:00,830
Well, it's a good thing I come packing.
737
00:34:00,913 --> 00:34:02,874
-You came packing spackle?
-Of course.
738
00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:05,293
-[whirring]
-I'll be right back. Excuse me.
739
00:34:06,461 --> 00:34:08,546
This... [sighs] Look at this.
740
00:34:09,630 --> 00:34:11,132
-This is nuts.
-Yeah.
741
00:34:11,215 --> 00:34:12,550
But super fun.
742
00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:15,845
This is...
743
00:34:17,096 --> 00:34:18,890
It's pointless, cracking into this safe
744
00:34:18,973 --> 00:34:20,600
because no matter what we find
745
00:34:20,683 --> 00:34:22,769
it's not gonna change the fact that A,
746
00:34:24,187 --> 00:34:27,273
there are things about Lucifer
that I will never understand,
747
00:34:27,356 --> 00:34:30,318
and B, spackle's not gonna help
748
00:34:30,401 --> 00:34:32,445
the Assyrian antique wall.
749
00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:35,948
I think you and I both know that
this isn't about spackle.
750
00:34:36,282 --> 00:34:37,408
[sighing]
751
00:34:38,242 --> 00:34:40,745
He left on my birthday.
752
00:34:40,828 --> 00:34:44,207
And I wasn't expecting a big party
or anything huge.
753
00:34:44,290 --> 00:34:45,333
Maybe a card?
754
00:34:46,167 --> 00:34:48,503
You know, Lucifer is
a non-traditional guy.
755
00:34:48,878 --> 00:34:51,005
And he celebrates in
756
00:34:52,048 --> 00:34:53,466
non-traditional ways.
757
00:34:53,549 --> 00:34:55,426
Right, like going to Vegas
with some radish.
758
00:34:55,510 --> 00:34:56,761
Lucifer cares for you.
759
00:34:56,844 --> 00:34:59,639
I'm sure he's gonna come back
with some crazy explanation...
760
00:34:59,806 --> 00:35:01,766
That I'll probably never hear about.
761
00:35:02,308 --> 00:35:04,685
No, fine. It's fine.
762
00:35:05,895 --> 00:35:08,523
I just hate that I sound jealous
'cause I'm not.
763
00:35:08,606 --> 00:35:09,649
I'm not jealous.
764
00:35:10,525 --> 00:35:12,276
I'm not. I just, um...
765
00:35:15,696 --> 00:35:17,365
He's just my friend, you know.
766
00:35:18,282 --> 00:35:19,784
I know.
767
00:35:19,867 --> 00:35:21,410
What did I tell you?
768
00:35:21,494 --> 00:35:22,870
I am the man.
769
00:35:23,037 --> 00:35:24,205
[Linda gasps]
770
00:35:26,332 --> 00:35:29,794
Cheers. To the weirdest
birthday I've ever had.
771
00:35:30,002 --> 00:35:32,588
[sniffles] And thank you for the party
772
00:35:33,464 --> 00:35:34,841
such as it is.
773
00:35:44,100 --> 00:35:45,393
[pouring drink]
774
00:35:46,811 --> 00:35:48,062
[sighs]
775
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:58,614
Oh.
776
00:35:59,073 --> 00:36:01,409
Dearie me. Rough night, old boy?
777
00:36:01,826 --> 00:36:04,579
I'm sorry. But this place...
778
00:36:05,913 --> 00:36:07,165
...is mine.
779
00:36:08,583 --> 00:36:12,587
Well, well, well. It seems
our bad guy is the good bartender.
780
00:36:13,546 --> 00:36:15,715
You can forget the tip, by the way.
781
00:36:19,635 --> 00:36:20,970
First of all,
782
00:36:21,053 --> 00:36:23,347
excellent bluff, Mr. Killer Bartender.
783
00:36:23,431 --> 00:36:24,724
But I do need to tell you...
784
00:36:26,726 --> 00:36:28,311
[angrily] I do need to tell you...
785
00:36:28,895 --> 00:36:29,854
Ow!
786
00:36:29,937 --> 00:36:31,063
God!
787
00:36:31,772 --> 00:36:34,650
What I was trying to tell you
before you so rudely interrupted me
788
00:36:34,734 --> 00:36:37,904
is that because I know you're
the killer and you can't kill me,
789
00:36:37,987 --> 00:36:39,614
you may as well just hand yourself in now.
790
00:36:39,697 --> 00:36:40,823
But I just shot you.
791
00:36:40,907 --> 00:36:43,159
Yes, I know. It's perplexing,
isn't it, Juddy?
792
00:36:43,242 --> 00:36:44,452
[Candy] Jud?
793
00:36:47,079 --> 00:36:48,456
How could you?
794
00:36:49,123 --> 00:36:50,708
Candy,
795
00:36:50,791 --> 00:36:52,668
no, you can't be here.
796
00:36:53,294 --> 00:36:54,378
I killed you!
797
00:36:54,795 --> 00:36:56,297
What the hell is happening to me?
798
00:36:57,340 --> 00:36:58,549
Who are you talking to?
799
00:36:59,091 --> 00:37:00,301
You can't see her?
800
00:37:00,384 --> 00:37:01,260
Hmm?
801
00:37:01,928 --> 00:37:02,970
Oh, God.
802
00:37:03,679 --> 00:37:04,680
What the hell?
803
00:37:04,764 --> 00:37:07,141
Well, interesting turn of phrase
actually, Juddy,
804
00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:08,684
because I am the devil.
805
00:37:08,976 --> 00:37:11,103
And I believe that you're being haunted.
806
00:37:11,187 --> 00:37:14,232
Perhaps if you repent your sins,
all will be forgiven.
807
00:37:14,315 --> 00:37:15,858
The truth will set you free and all that.
808
00:37:15,942 --> 00:37:18,986
You were like a son to my father,
a brother to me.
809
00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:21,530
I was gambling again,
I was drowning in debt.
810
00:37:21,614 --> 00:37:23,407
Why didn't you just tell me
you needed money?
811
00:37:23,491 --> 00:37:25,243
Because you don't have any!
812
00:37:25,618 --> 00:37:28,663
This place is worth crap,
it's the land that's worth millions.
813
00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:31,707
I tried to get your dad to sell
and I knew you wouldn't either.
814
00:37:31,791 --> 00:37:34,502
So you shot me in the back of the head.
815
00:37:34,585 --> 00:37:35,795
Yes.
816
00:37:36,128 --> 00:37:37,505
Yes, I did.
817
00:37:38,464 --> 00:37:39,632
Now, go away!
818
00:37:39,715 --> 00:37:40,716
-[gunshot]
-[Lucifer] Oh.
819
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,468
-There we go, Juddy!
-Leave me alone!
820
00:37:42,551 --> 00:37:46,264
Fire away! You're like a kid
in a candy store, aren't you?
821
00:37:46,347 --> 00:37:47,682
That's it, Juddy, go on!
822
00:37:47,807 --> 00:37:48,641
[shattering]
823
00:37:48,849 --> 00:37:49,850
[gunshot]
824
00:37:50,017 --> 00:37:51,644
[Jud groans] My leg!
825
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:58,109
Excellent shot, Miss Lopez.
Another hidden talent.
826
00:37:58,693 --> 00:37:59,860
Thanks.
827
00:38:06,117 --> 00:38:07,326
And don't worry,
828
00:38:07,994 --> 00:38:09,745
I'll give you props for the arrest.
829
00:38:09,829 --> 00:38:11,163
I'm cool like that.
830
00:38:11,622 --> 00:38:12,581
Gee.
831
00:38:12,665 --> 00:38:14,000
Thanks.
832
00:38:14,959 --> 00:38:16,127
Hey.
833
00:38:16,585 --> 00:38:19,505
I just wanna say thank you
for saving my ass,
834
00:38:20,006 --> 00:38:21,132
again.
835
00:38:21,215 --> 00:38:22,967
It's what any good husband
would have done.
836
00:38:24,885 --> 00:38:26,721
Come on, drinks on the house.
837
00:38:26,846 --> 00:38:27,763
Uh...
838
00:38:27,847 --> 00:38:30,641
Much as I'd love to, once Layla
over there finishes flirting,
839
00:38:30,766 --> 00:38:32,184
-we must get back to LA.
-[Ella exclaims]
840
00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:35,479
Speaking of LA,
841
00:38:35,563 --> 00:38:36,897
whatever happened with the detective?
842
00:38:37,648 --> 00:38:39,066
Mess it up yet?
843
00:38:39,650 --> 00:38:42,403
Not yet, but I fear I may be about to.
844
00:38:42,486 --> 00:38:44,405
Then what the hell
are you still doing here?
845
00:38:44,488 --> 00:38:46,073
Go home, you devil.
846
00:38:46,824 --> 00:38:48,075
Right.
847
00:38:49,035 --> 00:38:50,369
You take care.
848
00:38:50,453 --> 00:38:51,662
Yeah.
849
00:38:51,912 --> 00:38:54,832
[whistles] Lopez! Get a wriggle on!
850
00:38:55,416 --> 00:38:56,792
["Restless" playing]
851
00:38:56,876 --> 00:38:59,086
♪ People wonder, people talk ♪
852
00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:03,049
♪ We're supposed to settle down ♪
853
00:39:03,758 --> 00:39:05,426
♪ How we ever got this far ♪
854
00:39:05,509 --> 00:39:06,677
[elevator bell dings]
855
00:39:07,553 --> 00:39:10,598
♪ Without our feet touching the ground ♪
856
00:39:11,057 --> 00:39:13,684
♪ What time is it now where you are? ♪
857
00:39:14,393 --> 00:39:15,353
[clattering]
858
00:39:15,436 --> 00:39:18,022
♪ We're looking at the same star ♪
859
00:39:18,606 --> 00:39:22,443
♪ It is a talent staying young ♪
860
00:39:22,693 --> 00:39:25,363
♪ So why you think we both ♪
861
00:39:25,446 --> 00:39:26,447
[chuckles]
862
00:39:27,698 --> 00:39:29,450
I'm sorry I missed it.
863
00:39:31,077 --> 00:39:32,536
[Lucifer sighs]
864
00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:34,246
I could use a drink myself.
865
00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:38,751
♪ Nothing hurts us ♪
866
00:39:39,293 --> 00:39:42,880
♪ Every mountain you climb
takes you further away ♪
867
00:39:43,339 --> 00:39:46,592
♪ Overcome a lifetime, every day ♪
868
00:39:50,096 --> 00:39:53,224
I'm not exactly sure
what you're all doing here,
869
00:39:54,558 --> 00:39:57,228
but I imagine it's something to do
with the fact that I wasn't.
870
00:40:02,483 --> 00:40:04,944
And the truth is...
871
00:40:08,364 --> 00:40:09,573
...I went to Las Vegas.
872
00:40:10,032 --> 00:40:11,158
[scoffs]
873
00:40:11,742 --> 00:40:13,744
And even though it was
for a very good reason,
874
00:40:13,828 --> 00:40:15,454
I didn't tell you because
875
00:40:16,705 --> 00:40:18,874
last time I went on a Vegas jaunt,
876
00:40:18,958 --> 00:40:21,168
there were some
very unpleasant feelings involved.
877
00:40:21,585 --> 00:40:23,712
For both of us.
878
00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:28,717
Well, I didn't want to dredge
any of those up again.
879
00:40:29,844 --> 00:40:32,638
So, I bluffed.
880
00:40:38,018 --> 00:40:40,271
But I've come to realize that perhaps
881
00:40:40,354 --> 00:40:43,566
bluffing is the same as lying,
and that's, as you know,
882
00:40:44,483 --> 00:40:46,152
something I never want to do.
883
00:40:48,487 --> 00:40:49,905
Especially to you.
884
00:40:58,122 --> 00:40:59,290
Hello.
885
00:41:01,625 --> 00:41:03,252
Someone's been busy.
886
00:41:07,923 --> 00:41:09,675
[safe beeping]
887
00:41:09,842 --> 00:41:10,718
[yawning]
888
00:41:11,552 --> 00:41:12,636
Oh.
889
00:41:13,179 --> 00:41:14,221
Perfect timing.
890
00:41:14,763 --> 00:41:17,099
You've woken up just in time
for your surprise.
891
00:41:20,060 --> 00:41:21,770
A surprise? What surprise?
892
00:41:21,854 --> 00:41:24,356
Well, forgive my tardiness
but I thought it prudent
893
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,734
to deliver your gift in private.
894
00:41:31,447 --> 00:41:32,615
Thank you.
895
00:41:42,708 --> 00:41:44,001
Oh.
896
00:41:47,379 --> 00:41:49,256
It's beautiful.
897
00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:50,758
Oh...
898
00:41:52,927 --> 00:41:53,969
What is it?
899
00:41:54,637 --> 00:41:55,888
It's the bullet.
900
00:41:56,555 --> 00:41:58,474
From when you shot me.
Remember, in the warehouse
901
00:41:58,557 --> 00:41:59,934
early in our partnership?
902
00:42:00,017 --> 00:42:01,101
Oh.
903
00:42:02,436 --> 00:42:03,520
Yeah.
904
00:42:04,980 --> 00:42:06,065
I remember.
905
00:42:06,148 --> 00:42:09,401
Well, I thought since I'd never
likely penetrate you,
906
00:42:09,485 --> 00:42:11,487
I'd commemorate the one time
you penetrated me.
907
00:42:12,279 --> 00:42:14,406
[both laughing]
908
00:42:17,993 --> 00:42:21,163
So, happy birthday, Detective.
909
00:42:22,706 --> 00:42:26,085
♪ We're always restless ♪
910
00:42:26,335 --> 00:42:28,212
♪ I'll hurry back ♪
911
00:42:29,171 --> 00:42:32,299
♪ I'll hurry back ♪
912
00:42:42,101 --> 00:42:44,103
[theme music playing]
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