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Whoa...
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- ♪ Damn, it feels
good to be a gangsta ♪
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{\an8}-♪ A real gangster-type player plays
his cards right ♪ - We made it!
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{\an8}♪ A real gangster-type
player never runs his mouth ♪
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♪ 'Cause real gangsterized
players don't start fights ♪
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What is this
wondrous metropolis?
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- ♪ Showing all his boys... ♪
- Reno, baby. Reno.
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♪ Gangster-type players
don't flex that ♪
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♪ 'Cause real gangster-like
players know they go ♪
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This is where it's
all gonna go down.
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♪ 'Cause gangsterized
playas... ♪
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The Taj Mahal of Ten-pins.
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- The Belle of the Balls.
- ♪ 'Cause real gangsta-type players don't... ♪
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The National Bowling Stadium.
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Your battleground.
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- You're damn right.
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♪ Oh... ♪
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♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
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♪ Who's the hunter?
Who's the game? ♪
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♪ I feel the beat
call your name ♪
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♪ I hold you
close in victory ♪
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♪ I don't wanna tame
your animal style ♪
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♪ You won't be caged from
the call of the wild ♪
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♪ Shooting at the
walls of heartache ♪
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♪ Bang bang ♪
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♪ I am the warrior ♪
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♪ Well, I am the warrior ♪
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♪ And heart to
heart, you'll win ♪
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♪ If you survive ♪
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♪ The warrior ♪
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♪ The warrior ♪
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♪ Shooting at the
walls of heartache ♪
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♪ Bang bang ♪
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♪ I am the warrior ♪
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♪ Well, I am the warrior ♪
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♪ And heart to
heart, you'll win ♪
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♪ If you survive ♪
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♪ The warrior ♪
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♪ The warrior ♪
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Wow. This is some fancy place.
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Did you see the sign?
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Kevin James is
headlining here!
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The mall cop?
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That means you know
it's top-notch.
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Well, well, well.
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Look who it is.
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We literally planned to meet
here at this exact time.
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It's not at all surprising.
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Wow. This place is nice.
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And apparently, the
spa is to die for.
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So what do you say, Knuchles?
Wanna get a massage later?
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Yes! My body is literally
one giant muscle!
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You know what, I'm gonna
hit up a bar, dude.
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Get myself a Wandarita.
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Hey, Knucks. That's
what I call a margarita.
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- That sounds fun. I
want a Wandarita! No.
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No. There will
be no Wandaritas.
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There will be no massages.
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We're on the run. We need
to keep a low profile.
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Hey, Wade. That's fine
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if you and Knuckles wanna just
slip into this sea of dorks.
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We're gonna go have some fun.
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We're not dorks. Let's go.
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- We're cool!
- Yeah, we're mad cool!
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Come on, let's go
drink. Later, dorks!
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Unbelievable.
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Isn't it crazy
that we're related?
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- It's him.
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♪ I'm a burning effigy of
everything I used to be ♪
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- Be cool.
- ♪ You're my rock of empathy, my dear ♪
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- ♪ So, come on, let
me entertain you ♪
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- ♪ Let me ♪
- The confidence...
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♪ Entertain you ♪
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♪ Life's too short
for you to die ♪
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♪ So grab yourself an alibi ♪
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{\an8}-♪ Heaven knows your mother
lied ♪ - The swagger...
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♪ Separate your
right from wrongs ♪
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♪ Come and sing a
different song ♪
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♪ The kettle's on, so
don't be long, mon cher! ♪
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♪ So, come on, let me ♪
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- ♪ Entertain you ♪
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Well played! Big winner!
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♪ Let me entertain you,
let me entertain you! ♪
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- ♪ So, come on, let me ♪
- Let my fans have them.
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- ♪ Entertain you ♪
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♪ Let me entertain you ♪
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- Whoa.
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It's like...
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It's like we could be twins.
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I mean, he's so--
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No, no. Can't talk to him.
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What is wrong?
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Look at him. My
dad is so cool.
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I wouldn't even know
what to say to him.
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{\an8}Well, I do. Come,
Wade Whipple.
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{\an8}I have an idea.
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- You sure this is gonna work?
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I will not let you
down, my friend.
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It was known far and
wide by all Echidna
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that Knuckles has a
way with the words.
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Now, confidently approach
the one they call Pistol Pete
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- and say...
- Father Whipple.
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Hello there. So, what
are we signing today?
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Balls, pins, body parts?
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If you want a signed photo,
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I'm afraid it'll run extra.
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It is I, Wade Whipple,
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your long-abandoned...
progeny.
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Wade?
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My God.
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It is you.
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- I know what you must be...
- Thinking.
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That I'm here to slay you
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and take my rightful
place on the throne.
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But...
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no.
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I come here today
to make peace.
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To repair the paternal bond
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that you so callously tore
apart many decades ago.
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I see.
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Are you feeling alright,
dear boy? You...
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You seem a little...
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- different. Yes!
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I have grown into a
powerful adult man
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with many great skills and
accomplishments to my name.
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Have you now?
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Many human women have taken
notice of my feats of strength.
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Yes. Yes, I get that.
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But, tell me, wh... why
are you talking like this?
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This is extraordinary.
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It's like looking at a
mirror image of myself.
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Of course, I am more
muscular and mighty,
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and you are frail and sickly.
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- But...
- The resemblance is uncanny!
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You truly are a
stunning creature!
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Oh, sick costume, bro!
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Are you here for the
mascot convention, too?
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What team are you with?
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My tribe? The Echidnas!
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Oh, right. They play in...
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Albuquerque, right?
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Go, 'Chidnas!
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You know what?
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I'm just gonna
speak for myself.
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I came here 'cause
I missed you, Dad.
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I was hoping you'd
missed me, too.
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Well, of course I
missed you, son.
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So, what are you doing here?
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Did you come to watch your dear
old dad knock over some pins?
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Oh, no. I'm here to roll.
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In the tournament? You?
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- Like father, like son, eh?
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Well, may the best man win.
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- I'm just kidding.
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It's good to see you,
son. I'll tell you what.
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After we bowl, let's catch
up on lost time, shall we?
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- Yeah! Of course. Yes!
- Yes?
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- W-We laugh the same!
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Well done, Knuckles. You
have not lost your touch.
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- Where are we?
- I don't know.
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But it definitely looks
like the type of place
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you take people you're
about to murder.
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Clearly, there's been a bit
of a misunderstanding here.
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Um, you seem mad at
us, but it's all good.
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We're on the same team.
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You know what? Forget
I said anything.
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- You failed to
bring me the Echidna.
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And I don't deal
well with failure.
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You know,
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we've got a lot in common.
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You wouldn't be able to tell
by the look of this place,
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but not so long ago,
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I used to work
for GUN as well.
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Though it wasn't
called GUN back then.
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It was a military
shadow ops program,
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run by a difficult... and
very brilliant roboticist.
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Wait, so... you
worked for Robotnik.
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I did.
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Until the day he met
a little blue alien
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and lost his big bald mind.
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After that, GUN tried to erase
all connections with Robotnik,
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including me.
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Sent a team to take me out.
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That didn't work out
so well for them.
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So I went underground,
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starting selling my creations
in the black market.
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And before you know it,
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I built an empire.
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Come on, man, just give
us a little more time!
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We can catch Knuckles.
We will catch him.
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- Why should I believe
you? Because you're right.
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We do have a lot in common.
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You want to know
why I betrayed GUN?
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Because they
betrayed me first.
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I dedicated my entire life
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to studying extraterrestrials.
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Then San Francisco happened,
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and I saw a threat
unlike anything
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this world had ever seen.
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So I joined up for one reason.
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To protect this planet.
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But soon, I discovered instead
of neutralizing the aliens,
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we let them play
house in Montana!
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Trusting them as
they shed quills
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with the destructive power
of a thermonuclear weapon
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every time they
go out for a jog!
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I tried to warn the
fools in charge,
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but instead of listening,
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I was the one who
was neutralized.
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Taken out of the field,
shoved behind a desk,
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wasting my career.
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Ordering gift cards and
planning fake weddings!
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So, believe me,
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I want GUN to suffer
as much as you do.
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And if you give us
one more chance...
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they will.
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Oh, man. Oh, my God.
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I still require the echidna
to power my newest creation.
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But the price has changed.
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Now, your only reward
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will be your lives.
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- Welcome to the Bowling
Tournament of Champions.
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- I'm Gary N. Sinclair III Esq.
- And I'm Dylan Beagleton.
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And we are here in
sunny Reno, Nevada,
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- which is so close to Hell,
you can smell the sparks.
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And you know what? Today we have
a bunch of amazing competitors
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getting ready to collide
in a game of champions.
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That's right, it's
poor man's baseball...
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- bowling. Yeah!
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Beautiful day for
bowling, I gotta say.
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Dylan, what do you think?
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I think it's a great
day for bowling.
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And actually, to be clear,
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the weather has no effect on
this sport because we're inside.
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You see? This is why I
love working with you.
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You're a real details man.
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We're gonna get into those
details throughout today.
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But first, let me tell you
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a little bit about
the competition.
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We have 32 teams, each have
won an individual contest
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in the Central Northwest
Regional District
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of the good old US of A.
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These are hardened competitors
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from the greatest
part of our country
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- who are ready to
bring it. Now, Gary.
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- Yes.
- In the sport of bowling,
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it doesn't get any
bigger than this.
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And I understand that
you've been doing this
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- for quite a while.
- That's right.
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I actually started off
on ESPN Veinticinco,
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and I'm hoping to get
down to ESPN Seis.
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Wow. Well, Gary,
I've been told
253
00:14:42,314 --> 00:14:45,217
that you have a very
famous catchphrase,
254
00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:47,987
- and this crowd looks
like they want to hear it.
255
00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:50,222
- How about let it fly?
- Alright, I will.
256
00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:56,095
Let's get ready to roll
some... bowling balls!
257
00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:59,398
- That's... That's popular?
- Uh, well, yeah.
258
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:01,934
No, I-I've seen people
like, you know, say it.
259
00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:19,652
Pistol Pete! Pistol Pete!
260
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,420
♪ Push it to the limit ♪
261
00:15:23,522 --> 00:15:26,492
♪ Walk along the
razor's edge ♪
262
00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:29,261
♪ But don't look down,
just keep your head ♪
263
00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:31,664
♪ Or you're finished ♪
264
00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:33,899
Wow! Would you look
at those outfits?
265
00:15:33,899 --> 00:15:35,267
They are not real cowboys.
266
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:37,870
♪ Open up the limit ♪
267
00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:42,341
♪ Past the point of no return ♪
268
00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:45,177
♪ Reached the top, but
still you gotta learn ♪
269
00:15:45,177 --> 00:15:47,446
♪ How to keep it ♪
270
00:15:50,316 --> 00:15:52,751
Uh-oh! I think we're
about to see it!
271
00:15:52,751 --> 00:15:55,421
There they are. Here
come the finger guns!
272
00:15:55,421 --> 00:15:58,857
♪ Like a bat outta hell,
you could crash the gates ♪
273
00:16:01,226 --> 00:16:04,330
♪ Crash the gates! ♪
274
00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:06,899
♪ Going for the
back of beyond ♪
275
00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:10,469
♪ Nothing gonna stop you,
there's nothing that strong ♪
276
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:12,504
♪ So close now, you're
nearly at the brink ♪
277
00:16:12,504 --> 00:16:16,041
- Let's go!
- Knocking down those pins with ease.
278
00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:18,210
- Wow. Wow. What is he doing?
- Wait. Wait a second.
279
00:16:22,047 --> 00:16:24,383
Wow. Okay. Wade.
280
00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:31,390
- ♪ Welcome to the limit ♪
281
00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:32,825
♪ Yeah ♪
282
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,894
♪ Take it, baby,
one step more ♪
283
00:16:35,894 --> 00:16:38,697
♪ The power game's
still playing ♪
284
00:16:38,697 --> 00:16:40,899
♪ So you better win it ♪
285
00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:52,711
- Wonder where you learned that.
- I learned from the best!
286
00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:07,092
♪ Push it to the
limit, limit! ♪
287
00:17:07,092 --> 00:17:10,129
♪ No one left to
stand in your way ♪
288
00:17:10,129 --> 00:17:11,864
♪ You might get careless... ♪
289
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,465
Come on, Wade! Be
better than you are!
290
00:17:13,465 --> 00:17:15,300
♪ Livin' ♪
291
00:17:18,003 --> 00:17:20,406
- Yes!
292
00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:22,708
- Yes!
- ♪ Limit ♪
293
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:25,210
♪ Don't look down,
just keep your head ♪
294
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:27,146
- Yeah! Wow!
- Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
295
00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:29,114
To be in that crowd.
296
00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:32,785
- ♪ Welcome to the limit ♪
297
00:17:33,285 --> 00:17:35,621
And there you have it.
298
00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:38,957
- What an amazing
day for bowling!
299
00:17:38,957 --> 00:17:42,394
We'll be back tomorrow
with the finals.
300
00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:46,064
And, uh, well, that's--
that's basically it.
301
00:17:46,064 --> 00:17:48,734
The birds and the bees.
302
00:17:50,035 --> 00:17:51,470
To be honest, I'm
a bit surprised
303
00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:53,639
you didn't know
about all this yet.
304
00:17:54,039 --> 00:17:56,275
To tell you the truth,
I-I know all about it.
305
00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:59,645
- I just always wanted to have "the talk."
- Oh.
306
00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:00,746
Ah, ha, yes.
307
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,148
This has been so nice
spending time with you, Dad,
308
00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:04,983
but if you think
buttering me up like this
309
00:18:04,983 --> 00:18:08,153
is gonna let you beat me in
the finals, think again, pal.
310
00:18:08,153 --> 00:18:10,022
You're a Whipple, dear boy.
311
00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:11,890
I expect you to
give it your all.
312
00:18:11,890 --> 00:18:13,492
- Pistol Pete?
313
00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:15,761
- Would it be alright if we got your autograph?
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
314
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:17,196
Not when I'm with family.
315
00:18:17,196 --> 00:18:19,131
Sorry. Thank you.
316
00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:21,834
Hey, um,
317
00:18:22,234 --> 00:18:24,236
speaking of family...
318
00:18:26,238 --> 00:18:29,441
- Could I ask you o-one question?
- Sure. Shoot.
319
00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:33,745
Why did you leave?
320
00:18:38,584 --> 00:18:40,986
I left...
321
00:18:40,986 --> 00:18:43,255
because I was searching
for something.
322
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:47,392
And, uh...
323
00:18:47,392 --> 00:18:50,496
I thought the only place
I could find it was, uh,
324
00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:52,564
on the lanes.
325
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:55,901
But now, I know...
326
00:18:56,602 --> 00:18:59,238
the place I should've
been looking all along
327
00:19:00,239 --> 00:19:03,408
was at home. With you.
328
00:19:04,843 --> 00:19:06,445
I messed up, son.
329
00:19:07,246 --> 00:19:10,782
Made mistakes. Big ones.
330
00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:15,420
But I want you
to know that, uh,
331
00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:19,658
despite how it might seem,
I-I never forgot you.
332
00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:22,227
- Ever.
333
00:19:25,597 --> 00:19:27,332
What's this?
334
00:19:31,603 --> 00:19:35,774
"Wadejammerz '95."
"Wadejammerz '96."
335
00:19:35,774 --> 00:19:37,576
"Wadejammerz '97."
336
00:19:38,243 --> 00:19:40,679
My mixes. You got 'em.
337
00:19:42,047 --> 00:19:43,448
I got them all.
338
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:47,419
I just never had the damn
courage to write you back.
339
00:19:49,321 --> 00:19:51,390
Because I'm a coward.
340
00:19:53,191 --> 00:19:54,960
A total schmuck.
341
00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:57,963
You're not a schmuck.
342
00:19:57,963 --> 00:19:59,364
You're my dad.
343
00:20:09,074 --> 00:20:11,677
- I'm so sorry, son.
- It's okay.
344
00:20:13,745 --> 00:20:15,747
I forgive you, Dad.
345
00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:20,419
You know what?
This has been nice.
346
00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:24,823
- Would you like to see
my suite? Would I ever!
347
00:20:24,823 --> 00:20:27,259
They got me staying in some
kinda janitor's closet.
348
00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:29,695
Okay, well, why don't you
come by my suite later,
349
00:20:29,695 --> 00:20:32,564
and we can catch up some
more? How's that sound?
350
00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:34,733
- That'd be amazing!
- Good.
351
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:36,868
- Good.
- Dad.
352
00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:48,046
[muffled] One second!
353
00:20:48,046 --> 00:20:51,350
Easy on the snacks, pal. That
costs, like, 15 bucks a bag.
354
00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:52,918
Hey, darling.
355
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:55,053
Hi, Mom! What's going on?
356
00:20:55,053 --> 00:20:57,322
I brought you something.
357
00:20:57,322 --> 00:20:59,558
- My old ball!
- Oh, I thought you might like it.
358
00:20:59,558 --> 00:21:03,929
- Aw, that's so nice, Mom.
- Oh, good. Good.
359
00:21:06,632 --> 00:21:08,967
Th-There is--
360
00:21:08,967 --> 00:21:10,602
There's something else.
361
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:14,573
This is hard for me.
362
00:21:14,573 --> 00:21:16,208
Um...
363
00:21:16,642 --> 00:21:19,444
I saw you today
with your father,
364
00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:23,482
and I noticed this look
in your eyes, and...
365
00:21:25,550 --> 00:21:29,054
Wade, it wasn't easy
for me when he left.
366
00:21:29,054 --> 00:21:30,522
It wasn't easy for
any of us, and...
367
00:21:31,857 --> 00:21:33,592
We bounced around
from place to place,
368
00:21:33,592 --> 00:21:37,562
and I took any job that
would have me, and...
369
00:21:37,562 --> 00:21:40,165
But, in the end, I
think we worked it out.
370
00:21:40,165 --> 00:21:43,201
Made a home for
the family, and...
371
00:21:43,201 --> 00:21:45,771
Sometimes I used
to say to myself
372
00:21:45,771 --> 00:21:47,706
what he did, leaving us,
373
00:21:47,706 --> 00:21:51,677
leaving you, wasn't that
bad. Wasn't his fault.
374
00:21:53,111 --> 00:21:54,713
But it was.
375
00:21:55,447 --> 00:21:58,050
It was his fault.
And it was bad.
376
00:21:59,351 --> 00:22:00,752
He hurt me, Wade.
377
00:22:01,687 --> 00:22:03,789
He hurt you.
378
00:22:03,789 --> 00:22:05,857
And when I saw that
look in your eye today,
379
00:22:05,857 --> 00:22:07,526
I got worried.
380
00:22:08,293 --> 00:22:10,562
I got worried he was
gonna hurt us again.
381
00:22:10,562 --> 00:22:11,830
Look...
382
00:22:13,198 --> 00:22:17,102
Mom, I know that you and Dad
have a complicated relationship,
383
00:22:17,102 --> 00:22:20,672
but that's your relationship.
384
00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:22,974
Dad and I are still
figuring ours out.
385
00:22:23,975 --> 00:22:25,210
- Wade--
- No, I get it
386
00:22:25,210 --> 00:22:27,045
if you don't want
him in your life,
387
00:22:27,045 --> 00:22:29,247
but I might want him in mine.
388
00:22:31,616 --> 00:22:33,952
You can't take that from me.
389
00:22:33,952 --> 00:22:35,053
Darling...
390
00:22:35,954 --> 00:22:38,657
just be careful.
391
00:22:38,657 --> 00:22:41,927
Your father's great at
convincing people to love him.
392
00:22:42,594 --> 00:22:45,063
And that's usually when
he decides to leave.
393
00:22:46,631 --> 00:22:48,533
Good luck out there.
394
00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:04,950
- Hold the door, please!
395
00:23:06,918 --> 00:23:08,653
- Thank you.
396
00:23:08,653 --> 00:23:10,889
- What floor?
- Oh, five. Thanks.
397
00:23:24,669 --> 00:23:27,873
- Dad? Mm. Come in, dear boy.
398
00:23:29,341 --> 00:23:31,910
What is this place?
Is this like a second
399
00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:32,944
sky lobby or something?
400
00:23:32,944 --> 00:23:35,547
- Well, actually, it's my lobby.
401
00:23:35,547 --> 00:23:37,916
- Welcome to my penthouse.
402
00:23:39,017 --> 00:23:40,886
Wow!
403
00:23:40,886 --> 00:23:42,621
It's incredible!
404
00:23:42,621 --> 00:23:44,589
And for a professional bowler,
405
00:23:44,589 --> 00:23:46,792
it is humbly decorated!
406
00:23:46,792 --> 00:23:50,629
Ho! Gold everywhere!
So sensible.
407
00:23:50,629 --> 00:23:52,898
- Wait a minute.
408
00:23:54,032 --> 00:23:56,468
That's a private balcony?!
409
00:23:59,504 --> 00:24:02,240
The prettiest skyline
in the universe.
410
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,176
Reno, Nevada.
411
00:24:07,012 --> 00:24:10,816
Dad! Do you realize how opulent
it is to have a fireplace
412
00:24:10,816 --> 00:24:13,552
in such a generally
temperate climate in Nevada?
413
00:24:13,552 --> 00:24:14,986
Yes.
- Wow.
414
00:24:14,986 --> 00:24:17,255
- Bowling has really done well for you.
- Well...
415
00:24:17,789 --> 00:24:19,791
- I do alright.
416
00:24:19,791 --> 00:24:23,128
Would you, uh, would you
care to see the master suite?
417
00:24:23,962 --> 00:24:25,163
Uh, yeah!
418
00:24:27,833 --> 00:24:29,501
This way.
419
00:24:30,635 --> 00:24:32,237
Full disclosure,
420
00:24:32,237 --> 00:24:34,573
I have never been
in a hotel room
421
00:24:34,573 --> 00:24:37,442
where someone needed to
utter the phrase "this way."
422
00:24:37,442 --> 00:24:38,743
- Mm.
423
00:24:38,743 --> 00:24:41,112
Listen, Wade.
424
00:24:41,112 --> 00:24:43,815
- I am sorry.
- Oh, yeah.
425
00:24:43,815 --> 00:24:46,384
Don't worry. We talked
about it. It's okay.
426
00:24:46,384 --> 00:24:47,719
No, no.
427
00:24:47,719 --> 00:24:50,288
- Not for that.
428
00:24:50,288 --> 00:24:51,590
For this...
429
00:24:54,793 --> 00:24:55,894
Wade...
430
00:24:57,629 --> 00:24:59,331
- Mom. Hello, Whipple.
431
00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:02,801
- Long time no see.
- What's up, Wade?
432
00:25:03,268 --> 00:25:07,038
- What's up, dude.
- Looks like you got yourself into a little dilemma,
433
00:25:07,038 --> 00:25:09,975
- doesn't it?
- Wade.
434
00:25:09,975 --> 00:25:11,843
Dude, the perimeter
has been breached.
435
00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:14,246
Okay? Now, bro,
that is FBI speak.
436
00:25:14,246 --> 00:25:18,116
- It means they've gone too far.
- I know what it means!
437
00:25:18,116 --> 00:25:19,684
Okay, well.
438
00:25:20,619 --> 00:25:22,621
Dad, you gave me up.
439
00:25:22,621 --> 00:25:24,723
How could you?
440
00:25:24,723 --> 00:25:28,326
Just like when you abandoned
me at that TJ Maxx.
441
00:25:28,326 --> 00:25:31,463
Except this is a
billion times worse.
442
00:25:31,463 --> 00:25:34,332
Yes, I know, and I am
so frightfully sorry,
443
00:25:34,332 --> 00:25:35,834
dear boy,
444
00:25:35,834 --> 00:25:38,837
but please know that
betraying you again
445
00:25:38,837 --> 00:25:40,572
was one of the hardest things
446
00:25:40,572 --> 00:25:43,141
I've ever had to do
in my life. Truly.
447
00:25:43,608 --> 00:25:47,545
You know, you have done
some pretty terrible,
448
00:25:47,545 --> 00:25:48,947
terrible things in your life,
449
00:25:48,947 --> 00:25:51,316
but this is on another level.
450
00:25:51,316 --> 00:25:53,485
- Bravo.
- Gwendolyn.
451
00:25:53,485 --> 00:25:54,753
Peter.
452
00:25:54,753 --> 00:25:56,688
And where'd you pick up
that phony posh accent?
453
00:25:56,688 --> 00:25:58,790
- You're from Slough.
- You know,
454
00:25:58,790 --> 00:26:02,160
this is just like you,
not to take me seriously.
455
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:05,096
- You've never
supported me. Not fully.
456
00:26:05,096 --> 00:26:06,898
Oh, oh, really? Oh, God.
457
00:26:06,898 --> 00:26:09,567
You are such a psycho schmuck!
458
00:26:09,567 --> 00:26:11,937
Children, listen.
459
00:26:12,304 --> 00:26:14,372
Despite all that's happened,
460
00:26:14,372 --> 00:26:16,775
I want you to know
that I-I love you both,
461
00:26:16,775 --> 00:26:19,344
and I would do absolutely
anything for you.
462
00:26:19,344 --> 00:26:21,479
Oh! I'm gonna vomit.
463
00:26:21,780 --> 00:26:24,449
Just so you know, he
didn't resist much.
464
00:26:24,449 --> 00:26:26,484
We barely had to
threaten the dude.
465
00:26:26,484 --> 00:26:29,321
And these two, kidnaping
him was his idea.
466
00:26:29,321 --> 00:26:30,388
Hey, Dad?
467
00:26:30,388 --> 00:26:32,157
You suck.
468
00:26:32,157 --> 00:26:34,459
Like, so hard.
469
00:26:34,459 --> 00:26:37,796
Dad, why?
470
00:26:38,563 --> 00:26:39,965
Look, Wade.
471
00:26:40,632 --> 00:26:42,233
Here's the deal.
472
00:26:42,801 --> 00:26:44,736
There's only one
Whipple that matters
473
00:26:44,736 --> 00:26:47,005
in the greater Reno area
474
00:26:48,006 --> 00:26:50,842
and I'm afraid it's
not you, dear boy.
475
00:26:52,277 --> 00:26:55,480
So I suggest you withdraw
from the tournament,
476
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:59,117
give these folks your
big, furry, red friend,
477
00:26:59,117 --> 00:27:02,187
or I'm afraid I-I won't
be able to stop them doing
478
00:27:02,187 --> 00:27:04,723
some rather nasty things
479
00:27:04,723 --> 00:27:07,726
- to people you
care about. Hm...
480
00:27:07,726 --> 00:27:10,362
And the first to go will be...
481
00:27:10,362 --> 00:27:12,263
your precious sister.
482
00:27:12,263 --> 00:27:14,499
- Oh... no.
483
00:27:14,499 --> 00:27:16,334
- Mm-mmm!
484
00:27:16,334 --> 00:27:18,536
- I'm okay with that.
- Wade!
485
00:27:18,536 --> 00:27:21,573
- Do whatever you gotta do to her.
- Are you kidding me right now?
486
00:27:21,573 --> 00:27:22,874
- Man, she's got a blaster--
- I'm not joking--
487
00:27:22,874 --> 00:27:24,776
Okay, fine! No no no no no!
488
00:27:24,776 --> 00:27:27,212
- Not my mom!
489
00:27:27,212 --> 00:27:31,649
Then, bring Knuckles back
to this suite quietly.
490
00:27:34,052 --> 00:27:36,855
Próximamente en el Canal
en Español de Reno...
491
00:27:37,555 --> 00:27:39,958
"La Ultima Passion."
492
00:27:39,958 --> 00:27:41,359
Ooh...
493
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:43,928
Make it quick, Whipple.
494
00:27:43,928 --> 00:27:47,399
- Okay. Uh, I'm
at the room. Good.
495
00:27:48,033 --> 00:27:51,269
Now, keep your phone on,
so we can hear every word
496
00:27:51,269 --> 00:27:52,737
that comes out of your mouth.
497
00:27:52,737 --> 00:27:56,508
And Wade? If you try anything,
498
00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:58,243
you know what happens next.
499
00:28:04,716 --> 00:28:06,751
Hey, buddy!
500
00:28:06,751 --> 00:28:08,920
- Wade. You've returned.
501
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:10,889
How goes the fatherly reunion?
502
00:28:10,889 --> 00:28:13,892
So good. Great, actually.
503
00:28:13,892 --> 00:28:16,461
Um, in fact, I wanna
take you upstairs
504
00:28:16,461 --> 00:28:17,662
to look at something
in his suite.
505
00:28:17,662 --> 00:28:19,431
It's-- Well, it's a surprise.
506
00:28:20,965 --> 00:28:23,535
A surprise? For me?!
507
00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:25,937
What is it? Fresh Wade Jams?
508
00:28:25,937 --> 00:28:27,972
Another Julia Roberts classic?
509
00:28:27,972 --> 00:28:31,309
An enormous cauldron of
Wendy matz-ball of soup?
510
00:28:33,445 --> 00:28:35,447
Those are all great things.
511
00:28:36,648 --> 00:28:38,783
This is not that.
512
00:28:38,783 --> 00:28:41,319
It's something I think--
I think you should see.
513
00:28:41,319 --> 00:28:44,255
I shall wear my finest hat.
514
00:28:46,291 --> 00:28:47,725
Sure.
515
00:28:47,725 --> 00:28:49,994
Put on an adorable hat.
516
00:28:57,202 --> 00:28:59,571
- Yeah.
517
00:28:59,971 --> 00:29:01,873
- Oh! Pfft.
518
00:29:01,873 --> 00:29:04,175
Shucks and darn it.
519
00:29:05,477 --> 00:29:07,045
I left my name
tag in the room,
520
00:29:07,045 --> 00:29:08,680
and I'm gonna need that
for the tournament finals.
521
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:10,582
So why don't you head
up to my dad's room
522
00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:11,983
and I'll meet you there?
523
00:29:11,983 --> 00:29:14,919
- Are you sure?
- Yeah. Yeah.
524
00:29:14,919 --> 00:29:17,122
I'm totally sure. I'll
go grab the stuff,
525
00:29:17,122 --> 00:29:19,791
- you go to the penthouse,
take me two seconds.
526
00:29:20,792 --> 00:29:23,895
Very well. I shall
see you soon,
527
00:29:23,895 --> 00:29:26,197
- my friend.
528
00:29:37,108 --> 00:29:39,344
It's done.
529
00:29:39,344 --> 00:29:41,246
Knuckles is headed your way.
530
00:29:55,493 --> 00:29:59,130
♪ I don't know too much about
too much of my old man ♪
531
00:29:59,130 --> 00:30:01,065
♪ I know he walked
right out the door ♪
532
00:30:01,065 --> 00:30:03,368
♪ We never saw him again ♪
533
00:30:03,368 --> 00:30:06,404
♪ This is the story
of my old man ♪
534
00:30:07,305 --> 00:30:10,108
♪ Just like his
father before him ♪
535
00:30:10,909 --> 00:30:13,878
♪ I'm telling you,
do anything you can ♪
536
00:30:14,445 --> 00:30:18,082
♪ So, you don't end
up just like him ♪
537
00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:20,552
♪ Like him ♪
538
00:30:20,552 --> 00:30:24,289
♪ I remember baseball games
and working on the car ♪
539
00:30:24,289 --> 00:30:28,226
♪ He told me that he loved
me and that I would go far ♪
540
00:30:28,226 --> 00:30:32,330
♪ He showed me how to work
hard and stick up for myself ♪
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