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Previously, on "Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

She's ready for it.

- Ah! - Oh!

Are they doing the relay?

- I'm in, if I can. - We'll see, Ashley.

I'm already in trouble because I was like,

"I wanna do it, I wanna do it."

And especially in front of guests.

You really do need to work on that.

This is the biggest tip of the season, $23,000.

- Woo! - Wow.

The bad news is we pick up charter tomorrow.

[bleep]

Oh, my God.

Are we loud?

I think she's just maybe jealous.

It's easy for Gary not to care

about doing these things in public,

because Daisy isn't Gary's boss.

- Don't let Gary distract you. - Sorry.

Allegra and Gabe decided to get married by Captain Glenn...

What? What?

Laura...

She says that she wants...

the entire kitchen to go gluten-free.

Gluten-free, dairy-free, and a ****ing wedding cake?

This is too much.

You're an incredible chef,

and to see you so low makes my heart break.

Hey, hey, hey.

This is the first time the whole season that I'm thinking

that I'm not gonna pull it off.

*BELOW DECK SAILING YACHT* Season 03 Episode 16

Episode Title: "Parsifal’s First Wedding" Aired on: June 13, 2022.

So, how ready are we for the last charter

of the season, guys?

Can you believe it's coming to an end?

Honestly, no.

That was the funniest preference sheet meeting

I've ever had in my life.

This chick doesn't eat anything.

They look phenomenal.

Yeah.

- Do you want something else? - Cheers.

No, no, you take it.

Yep.

Yeah.

[sighs]

Oh, Kelsie!

Shut up.

Okay, cool.

Did we let you guys know there's a wedding

on the beach for this charter?

I got the décor.

I feel like the set-up is gonna take us longer, though,

- on the beach. - It's gonna take so long.

Yeah, but, like, a really heavy one.

Oh, really?

She can't have pasta or rice or any potatoes.

- Yeah. - Jesus.

No, the situation...

I don't think I've seen Marcos like this for the entire season.

I need to just be there for him.

I'm gonna make it happen, that's it.

- You can do it, right? - Yeah.

I will help you, and you've gotta learn to delegate.

I wanna see him finish strong.

I want that for him so bad.

It's been hard to realize that people can actually help.

And I have a passion for this, so...

It's the last charter.

You wanna leave on a good note, you wanna leave on a high note.

I get it, man.

I understand.

You coming upstairs?

Would you like to join us?

No, I have to ****ing do the cake thing.

Barney's my toy.

Don't call him "Barney," he hates it.

- Barnaby, Barns. - I've learned that.

- Are you done? - Yeah.

Wanna go up?

No, no, I'd rather stay here with you.

Are you...

I just wanted to give you a kiss on the cheek.

- Thank you. - That's it.

- Sh... - Thank you.

Okay, let's go up top and socialize.

Okay, on my way.

You want a real wet Wendy?

Now you need to go get me a shot.

Meh meh meh.

Ow, not again!

Go get me a ****ing shot of tequila, boy.

Hurricane...

[laughing]

Dribbling.

Cooking for a charter guest which have celiac's disease,

it takes a little bit more effort,

more hours of preparation.

I won't mess up this last charter.

Ah!

Can you stop working?

Sh...

- A drip. - Eew!

- Eew! - Come have a drink with us.

Yeah, I have to...

I know you're busy, bro, but [bleep].

Gimme one second, gimme one second.

C-dawg!

I tried to kiss Scarlett, and she pulled away from me.

[laughs]

One second... she pulled off?

Yeah, she wants to have a good relationship with everyone.

Too late, mother... er.

Bitch.

- Where do you want this? - Here.

Bro, this is ridiculous.

I'm pretty sure this is not everything.

Okay, do you know what frustrates me a little bit?

I'm gonna say it out straight.

Why do I have to hide my affection for you?

Gary, shut up.

No, but do you know... do you... it's...

do you understand where I'm coming from?

- No. - Okay.

No, no, no.

I hate when you go in for the kiss and you pull away.

I'm like, oh, gosh. Woo.

[chatters]

I don't want Daisy to get angry at Scarlett,

so maybe I should just let it be.

Wow... hey, who would have thought?

- Would you like a drink? - Aw, Marcos!

Marcos, what do you wanna drink?

Tequila shot?

Hey!

- Yes! - Marcos!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, everybody.

- Hey, hurricane shots. - Yeah!

Okay, what does everybody want a shot of?

- Four tequilas. - Let's go.

Okay.

Oh, no. [bleep] it, man.

Hello?

Who are you looking for?

I just need some toilet paper, if possible.

[laughing]

Use your tip.

You got change for a hundred?

[laughing]

This is what I've got left. It's a bit too small to use.

Here.

No, no, I can't use that, it's tissues.

Yeah, it's tissues, it's the same sh...

Okay.

Wow, I really eyed that perfectly!

Yes, you see?

♪ Get out of those, step into these ♪

♪ Oh

We're doing this.

- Okay. You ready? - Okay.

I'm nervous.

I think I'm more nervous than you.

I'm not gonna punch you back. Don't be a pussy.

Okay.

Okay, go!

Kelsie, go.

Yes!

Yeah!

Ah! Oh, hey!

Are you ready for this?

Here we go, here we go! Make it rain!

Yeah!

Take that, Daisy!

That's for being up in my business all the time.

And now it's up my nostrils.

[bleep] that's funny.

- That was not funny. - It was funny.

That was sh...

- Good night, darling. - Night-night.

Gary, come on, give us both a dare.

I dare you to have a crawl race...

Yes!

- The worm? - Let's try and do the worm?

Oh!

What the [bleep]?

[chattering]

- Marquitos. - Slurp it.

- Oh. - Yeah!

Ooh, yeah.

[laughing]

I know it's a school night, and we shouldn't be going crazy.

Oh, God.

[vomiting]

I know it's naughty, but that's tomorrow's problem.

Three, two, one.

[shrieks]

Oi, okay, I'm gonna go to bed.

I feel like Ashley, you should go to bed.

I'm ready to go to bed.

Okay, I have one hour to have to enjoy.

No, bro, it's only midnight.

Yeah, but I have to wake up early.

No, you said 3:00.

Three o'clock wake up.

Yeah, so it's 1:00...

it's midnight, so you get three hours' sleep.

If I go to bed now...

Yeah, which you're not going to.

Yeah.

Oh sh...

- Get out of my bed. - Okay.

No, not on my bed. Not on my bed.

Not on my bed! Not on my bed!

[laughing]

[laughing]

Ugh, why?

[snoring]

All I can smell is tequila.

I don't know if it's my hair.

People already up?

They said they were starting at 7:00.

I have no idea.

[alarm sounds]

Last night is very fuzzy.

We were having fun, so I guess that's all that matters.

Good morning.

Wait, so who's getting married?

- The last group. - Oh, Allegra.

- Hi, sunshine. - Good morning.

- How are we doing? - We're living, how are you?

You're living? That's good.

- Kels? - Yeah?

What you up to?

Cleaning up all the bottles and sh... up here.

Are you? Okay, cool.

How are you feeling?

[laughs]

Let's clean this boat up, then put all the cushion covers on.

- Morning, morning. - Morning, how are you?

Good, did you have fun last night?

It was a lot of fun.

Holy hell.

I actually wanna cry.

Silly idea last night, getting so drunk.

[chuckles]

Get all the dishes downstairs done.

I'll do that, yeah, if you girls...

- All right. - Start downstairs, please.

[alarm sounds]

I can't, I need to sleep.

Oh, our last group wash-down day, how exciting!

Marcos and Colin aren't even awake yet.

Oh...

Marcos is gonna be stressing.

Where the [bleep] are these guys?

[knocks]

You guys getting up?

We got charter starting in, like, three hours.

Oh, my God, I'm not their dad.

Colin, you all right?

It's like, dude, if you're hungover, that's self-inflicted.

I don't give a sh...

- You have fun last night? - Oh, yeah, more than I should.

Well, 52 hours, the season's gonna be done.

All right.

So, I had fun last night, what about you?

- So much fun. - Yeah?

I really can't find that walkie.

That walkie, really?

Mm-hmm.

I was hoping to fall in love this season,

but clearly, that's not gonna happen.

What did you do when you finished work yesterday?

I don't know. [bleep]

You're gonna need it.

I know.

No!

All crew, all crew.

All crew, this is Barnaby speaking.

Turn it off, [bleep] me.

Thank you very much.

Yeah, copy, be out in a minute.

I don't think I can do this. I'm really ****ing hungover.

I know, me and Marcos just woke up.

- How you doing, Marcos? - Ugh!

All right.

Enough with the dramatics.

Oh, is this for our wedding?

Not our wedding.

Is there much more?

Is that all of it?

Cool, thanks, guys.

You wanna go up, or you wanna stop here?

- Yeah, I go. - You'll go?

Twelve o'clock pick-up, or 12:00 on the boat?

Twelve o'clock, 12:00.

And then Glenn, are we gonna leave straightaway?

Believe so, yeah.

Yeah, exactly.

If we're gonna have a chance to sail,

it's gonna be very likely only today.

- Really? - Yeah.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

How's your vow going, how's your speech going?

Oh, they're not going at all.

To be honest, weddings give me a rash.

Just the thought of them.

- Yeah. - No...

You're gonna marry these people?

- Yeah. - You done that before?

No... almost, two years ago, first charter.

And then luckily they had a massive bust-up,

and I didn't have to marry them.

Darling, fancy getting married?

You were getting...

Is everything okay?

Okay.

- Are they still getting married? - I don't think so.

They probably broke up right after the charter.

Seriously.

Boat's looking good, guys.

Yeah.

Looking good, girls.

So are you.

Hey, guys, the plan is we're gonna pick up the guests.

Big B, you're on nights this charter.

As soon as the guests come and the luggage is on board,

you can go down.

Where do you want the lobsters, bro?

What am I doing?

Drying this bitch.

Good job.

I don't know how we did it.

Yeah.

Okay, all crew, all crew, guests are ready to be picked up now.

If anyone is not dressed,

get dressed right now, thank you.

Copy.

Ooh... ooh!

Oh... oh, my God.

No!

Oh, God, [bleep] my life

You don't need help with anything?

I still don't know what I'm gonna cook.

I have zero ideas.

Normally, I'm very confident of myself.

But to deal with that kind of strict diet...

This is intense, man.

I'm not thinking anything. I'm blank.

So blank.

- Hey, guys. - Hey!

No garlic, no onion, no parsley.

So, plain food for them.

All righty, then.

What is your hair doing?

Oh, I don't even bother.

Like Albert Einstein.

- Thank you. - Welcome aboard, I'm Glenn.

- Oh, thank you. - Nice to meet you.

- Hi, I'm Ashley. - I'm Barnaby.

Hi, I'm Daisy, nice to meet you.

Welcome aboard, formally, to Parsifal III.

We've got a great trip planned for you.

I think we have some interesting events coming up on this trip.

You're officiating it.

What?

We hope to do a little bit of sailing to start off,

and then we'll find a nice bay to anchor for the afternoon.

- Okay. - Cheers, thank you.

If you wanna follow me up these stairs here.

So, up here you've got the sky bridge.

Then behind you, obviously, you've got the hot tub.

- Fantastic. - Great.

Definitely gonna get sunburn.

It's very sweet, everyone's got matching suitcases.

So, then down here we've obviously got the main saloon.

- We have the bar area. - Oh!

Man, oh, man.

What happens when you guys break up?

Who keeps the suitcase?

Here's the master cabin.

- Oh, spacious. - Dibs on this.

So, we have two twins and a double... big space.

Yeah, it's awesome.

Yeah.

Ugh... oh, I want that to roll.

How's the wedding cake?

You haven't started?

It's gonna be tonight.

After you finish dinner?

[whistles] Late night.

Yep.

Scarlett, would you do up my hair real quick?

Yeah.

Colin, if you wanna fire up, we'll get going.

Okay, copy that.

I honestly would shave my head

if it wouldn't look completely ridiculous.

- Okay. - Dibs on top bunk.

- Lovely. - Yay, thank you so much.

You're welcome.

- Daisy? - Oh, yes?

Do you guys have a steamer on board?

Yeah, we can... yeah.

Okay, I brought my wedding dress, and it's, like...

Oh, yeah, of course.

...giant, and I folded it up into...

Okay.

Like, an origami swan to fly it, so...

Okay.

How long have you guys been together?

Oh, cute!

- Okay, just wanted to know. - Okay, sure.

- Okay. - Thank you.

Ahoy there.

Copy that, thank you.

- Hey. - Can you help me, I'm so sorry.

Sure, yeah.

I brought my wedding dress.

I don't know where to hang this.

Oh!

I know, I...

We can bring it downstairs for you.

Oh, I'm so excited to see a wedding dress.

All I wanted this whole season is to prove to Daisy

that I am good at my job

and I really can be good with the guests.

I just wanna finish this season strong.

What time do you think you'd like lunch at?

Three is about a good time?

Sure.

Yeah, absolutely.

I'll bring you those now.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

Yeah, baby, we got a bit of breeze, too.

- We're moving. - Just start stowing.

Okay.

Don't forget the flowers, candy...

just put them in there.

I'm so excited for the wedding tomorrow.

I know, me too.

I mean, this is basically your bachelorette party today.

It's sickening.

Deck, Glenn, we're gonna hoist sails.

- Copy. - Yay!

Okay, Kels, we'll get you up.

You can walk the mizzen.

Copy.

- Sailing time? - Yes!

There's a bit of breeze, Glenn.

I know, it's gonna be a good sail.

It's gonna be a great sail.

Here we go, coming out.

- We can trade. - Oh, yeah.

- Lunch at 3:00. - Perfect.

- How high to the lashing? - Maybe a foot.

All right, that's perfect, thank you.

- Ready on the main? - Sail going up?

Yeah, we're putting the main up, the mizzen's up already.

- Turn the engine off and sail. - Awesome.

Woo!

Okay, hold.

- That's it? - Yeah.

Okay, Gary, I'm gonna come out on the genoa now.

Okay, hold.

We're, like, properly sailing now.

[slurps]

Oh, my God, this is the best.

So, we're just sailing now, we're out of gear.

It's so beautiful.

Yeah, this is nice.

Ow!

I keep running into sh... too. I'm like, oh sh...!

Glenn, how high is the mast?

Sixty-two meters from the water.

Oh, wow.

Honestly, Kelsie, I think this is

the worst hangover I've had of the season.

I can tell you're hungover

because in the middle of the night you'll be, like, ugh!

- Do I do that? - Mm!

- Yeah. - How you feeling?

I put lunch out, I can cook dinner for them,

and then in between make a cake, and I don't know.

When somebody have celiac disease,

they cannot have any cross-contamination with gluten.

I wouldn't risk that charter guest,

so everyone is gluten-free.

Lunch is about ready, whenever you want to sit down.

- Yes! - Okay, I'm hungry.

- Lunch. - Lunchtime!

We're gonna take a peeps.

- How you doing? - A little dusty.

Did you have a rough night last night?

[laughs]

Hey, Marcos, we can go.

Okay, Kels, you wanna do the mizzen, Gary can call the main?

- Yep. - Going down.

- Cool. - I can take it?

- Yeah, yeah. - You happy, Kels?

Yeah, hold.

He's gonna come up and explain everything.

All right.

Yeah, that's good.

- Hello, guys. - Oh, hello.

We have sashimi, tuna.

Brown rice... there's no garlic, no onions.

And some pan-seared salmon with paprika oil.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

- Yeah, enjoy. - Cheers.

Yeah, it's hot.

You know what I might do?

I might put this awning up.

I would love all of them, thank you.

How's the tuna, is it fresh?

It's pretty good.

- Gluten-free. - It's gluten-free.

Okay, let her go, let her go, let her go.

That's three shots, three shots.

And that's us, thank you very much.

You guys excited, ready to get in the water?

I was told there was a rope swing,

so I'm pretty pumped about that.

Gary, Gary, Ashley.

The guests would like the rope swing.

Yeah, copy.

I'm not gonna just jump in the water,

I'm gonna jump in the water.

We need some dryers up in this bitch.

What time do you think you would like dinner this evening?

Yeah, sure. No, that's fine.

- Can I come up? - You can come up, yeah.

Okay, so, what you wanna do, run, from here, jump.

- Do not hold on. - Do not hold on, yeah.

Look up!

- You going, Malee? - Woo!

No, thanks.

Oh, the water's beautiful, May. Get on there, baby!

- You wanna have a go? - Yeah.

- That's it. - Whoa!

- Are you okay? - Are you all right?

Yeah. Yeah, I'm good.

Oh! Ow.

[bleep]

When you get to that end of the swing,

that's when you let go and drop.

- Okay. - You'll be fine.

Whew, this is high.

All right.

There you go.

It's too high, it's too high!

Let go, let go, let go... oh, my God, dude.

Ooh!

Let go now. Let go now... oh [bleep].

- Oh, jeez. - It's too high.

Are you okay?

- Really? - Yeah.

You're lucky, dude, you didn't clip that thing.

I know, I know.

That's the first...

that's the first time I've seen that.

Are you all right, you didn't hurt yourself?

No, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.

- I'm so sorry. - I thought he was joking, too.

Coming up...

Do you think you'll get married, Gary?

I don't believe that, unless she's a yachtie, Daisy.

What are they talking about?

Sometimes they're right under your nose.

You guys should go and maybe go and explore.

I would love that.

I think we can organize to go over in the tender.

Yeah.

Gary, some people are thinking about going over to that cave.

I think they're taking a dinghy.

I'm wondering if we should pack a bag for them.

Yeah.

There's more of those topo chicos

in the crew fridge downstairs and laundry.

- Perfect. - Let's go!

- It's hot. - It's nice.

- It's fueled, it's perfect. - Yeah? Well, that's good.

Ee!

What's going on?

They're about to go on the tender to see the cave.

We're packing a drinks bag right now.

Easy-peasy.

Does anyone wanna swim in here?

- Yeah. - Yeah, go, jump.

- Cannonball! - Cannonball!

Woo!

That is so cool.

Kels on the job, looking fab.

Looking fab... it's more of a silhouette

than anything else, but...

Hey, dinner at 9:00.

- Does that work? - Yeah.

We're gonna go when the guests get back.

We'll be down to the lighthouse.

It's kind of a really nice setting.

- Is that were the wedding is? - Yeah, I think that'll be good.

Lactose-free, okay.

It's great.

Everyone's hands and feet inside.

Ow, ow!

I think you're gonna do dinner with me today.

Okay.

What I was thinking was doing a nice table setting,

and then maybe we will put on glitter makeup.

Cute!

And then we have the fairy lights, which...

Yeah, love.

Tomorrow's gonna be busy, with the wedding.

Have you ever made a wedding cake before?

Yes.

Just this dinner, two more breakfasts,

a ****ing wedding cake,

a ****ing wedding reception dinner,

and that's it... I'm out.

I feel like that's, like, a specialty.

Like, a niche thing.

You think you'll get married, Gary?

I don't believe in it, but I wanna get a girlfriend

and I wanna have kids soon.

But I don't like long-distance Dais,

so unless she's a yachtie... Daisy.

What are they talking about?

I would never hook up with him.

I don't want to be single for the rest of my life.

Sometimes, they're right under your nose.

What's her name, Daisy?

- Yes, we should. - Ooh!

Looks pretty.

Colin, let's start picking up.

Tonight you'll do turn-downs,

but I'll send Scarlett down to help you in-between each.

- Okay. - Cool.

Gary, is that laz closed?

Yeah, it's closed.

This green sucks.

It looks like the symbol.

Oh, God.

- Anchors are secure. - Thanks, mate.

Ooh, I love it!

- Think of, like, blue... - Aquarius?

- Yeah. - And you're a...

Gemini... two-faced.

- Yeah. - I love it.

Can we sit down for dinner?

Yeah, we're ready for you.

Marcos, the guests are sitting.

Copy that.

What a presentation.

All right, let's go.

Let Scarlett go in front of you, Ashley.

Nice.

You guys look so cute!

We should, like, get married or something.

- Marcos, hi! - How you doing, guys?

So, we have a vodka tomato soup.

The relish in the middle is a little bit spicy.

You're gonna have a kick.

Yeah, what's your sign, Marcos?

Capricorn.

Oh, very hard-working.

Ah.

Deck, deck, deck, we're here, standby, standby.

Enjoy, guys.

Oh, my gosh, it's powerful.

- It's good, yeah. - Oh, wow.

Colin, okay, mate let her go, let her go, let her go.

Take this is for you.

Yeah, three shots.

That looks like a good bite, we're done.

I'm off to bed.

Do you want me to go down at 9:00,

because I didn't take a break?

Yeah, we can go.

That's really gross, ew, ew, ew.

Some shishitos.

Yeah.

So, we have shishito peppers,

and I made strawberry and red pepper coullis.

Enjoy, guys.

God, that was so good.

No, it's fantastic.

He's a great chef.

Morning.

Hey, Big B!

Can you put the parmesan, please?

Yeah.

Can you tie the tender up, bow and stern line,

- and the windlass? - That's fine.

All right, gluten-free.

You kinda look like Carrot Top from the side.

So, we have spaghetti, gluten-free, zucchini,

cherry tomatoes, truffle oil,

basil oil, and paprika oil... enjoy it.

Thank you.

He's really outdone himself.

That crispy zucchini's dope.

- One for one? - Free shot.

Oh!

Oh, right on the ****ing leftie!

Sorry!

You did say free shot, though.

Colin, tomorrow for this wedding,

do you think you could play music

while she's walking down the aisle?

I just thought it might be nice.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

What about something like this?

- Yeah, that's perfect. - Is it?

Yeah, I think that's so... I would love that.

Sh..., better practice.

This is too small, bro.

I don't know, once you put

decoration on the top it looks much bigger.

Can I borrow you for a photo real quick?

- Yeah, of course. - Thank you.

Oh, you look so good.

Daisy, you're the hype woman.

No, you really do.

- Thank you. - Okay.

- Oh, it's late. - I think I'm ready.

- So, everyone's going to bed? - We do need to write our vows.

One cup of sugar, plus the eggs, plus the oil.

- Good night, Scarlett. - Good night, sleep tight.

- Good night. - Ciao.

All right, brother.

Because the oven is too small,

I can only put two cakes at the time.

So, I have to wait for the first two cakes to put the third cake.

And on top of that,

somehow I have to bake this gluten-free cake moist.

So, I'm gonna treat this cake like a woman...

With a lot of love, a lot of passion,

a lot of touching here, touching there.

You know, like...

So, it's gonna make it really moist and perfect.

Are you not bothering with bed tonight?

Oh, because you're... Yeah, man.

There is two in the oven, one more to go after this.

[alarm sounds]

- It's cold out here. - Yeah.

Yeah, I'm feeling it.

Good morning, Daisy!

Whew, you did it.

- Good morning. - Morning.

Yo.

- How you doing? - Good.

Can I get you a coffee or anything?

Yeah, sure.

Perfect, I'll bring you those.

- How'd you sleep? - A little.

I went to bed at 2:00.

What time you get up?

Six-forty-something.

So, a couple of hours.

Yeah, but the cake took so long.

The biggest pressure I definitely have today

is decorate the cake.

I have to manage myself in between meals,

which is really stressful.

There's no time.

Pretty much it's like a race.

We got this, buddy, we got this.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

Yeah.

What time is breakfast?

- Nine-thirty? - Sure.

Yeah? Okay.

So, we gotta write our vows today.

I took a crack at them last night.

- You did? - Yeah.

- Okay. - Breakfast at 9:30.

Okay.

- No! - I know.

You can't see it.

Oh, wow, so pretty, oh, my gosh.

Cool.

Scarlett, Daisy.

Can you please come and help me serve breakfast?

Copy that, on my way.

Hash browns, scramble.

So, here we have zucchini muffins.

Wow!

Lobster Benedict, regular Benedict.

- Perfect, thank you. - All right.

The back side is lobster Benedict,

and the front is just regular.

- Cool. - Whoa.

- We got it all? - Got it all.

Perfect, thank you, Marcos.

Okay.

So, the plan is gonna be at 7:00,

we're gonna go over to the beach,

be there for a few hours,

have some drinks, and then come back here

for dinner for 9:00 p.m.

- You wanna go swimming? - Yes.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

Let me to and speak to Glenn.

How could life be any better right now?

So, Glenn, they're asking about they wanna go swimming.

- Can they go? - No, they can go.

Okay.

Kelsie, you may have swimmers coming down

- to the swim platform shortly. - Copy.

Green to go faster, red to slow down,

you push the trigger to go.

Hi.

Woo-hoo, there you go.

Is there a bouquet toss?

Should I toss it at anyone in particular?

- Daisy. - Toss it to Daisy.

But I have to be casual about it.

I can't just be like...

Yeah, yeah, just baseball throw it.

Looking good, bruü!

I'm running.

Yeah?

- Want me to spin? - Yeah.

My mom is a pastry chef and a baker,

so growing up, my house always smelled like sweet.

That's why for me, it's so important to separate

a normal cake versus a wedding cake.

So, how many layers are there gonna be... three, I take it?

- And it's all the same cake? - All the same cake.

All the same cake, yeah.

A wedding cake can't be, like, a sloppy thing,

just throw some sh... on top.

No, for me, it has to be elegant.

So, I'm trying my best to make this cake beautiful,

so I can make my mom proud so she don't give me sh... later.

- So, that sets. - Let it cool down.

[snoring]

- You finished? - Yeah.

- Is Captain Glenn busy? - Nope, he's right here.

Me and Allegra wanna talk to him.

- How you doing, mate? - Good.

Hi... oh.

At 5:00, you are gonna go over to the beach to set it up.

Try and make that look as nice as possible.

We figured we'd just talk logistics.

I think we were gonna do our own vows.

We're gonna keep it short and sweet.

- Short and sweet. - Yeah, that's fine.

- Then we'll swap out. - Yeah.

You'll come back here and set up for

the dinner up on the fly bridge.

I am hoping that Ashley can show to me her growth,

show that she can delegate, organize, and be professional.

Planning a wedding is ****ing stressful,

so if she can do this, she can do anything.

Loads of flowers, loads of fairy lights, loads, loads, loads.

You open it like a hi, we're here today,

you know, and then you hand it to us to do our vows.

And then you read this.

Okay. I think that works.

The guests go over at 7:00, come back, dinner at 9:00.

You can do dinner service with me.

Any questions, anything that I'm not clear about?

- Okay, cool. - You nervous?

Oh. A little bit.

It's a really nice place.

- It's got a lighthouse. - Okay.

So, what do you reckon, we have it down?

- I think we're good. - Excellent.

- Perfect. - Thanks.

- Thank you, I'm excited. - Yeah.

I just want a better visual on what I have.

What's happening, wedding-wise?

You're going to the beach to help set up.

I need tape.

Can I go help the guys set up?

It's up to you, if you want to.

Ashley's gonna be there, also.

This is stressful.

We have everything I need.

- These are good, huh? - Mm-hmm.

Should we start loading stuff?

We can start bringing stuff down to the laz.

Yeah.

You need me to bring some stuff?

Those bags.

Oh, oh, oh!

When you guys go over there, set up as wide

an area as possible to discourage people

from coming too close.

Okay.

I'm so glad I get to add

- wedding planning to my résumé. - Yeah.

All in all, it's been a pretty good charter so far.

Let's end it with a ****ing bang!

Are we going to this beach?

Yeah, I believe so.

What the [bleep]?

Oh [bleep], here we go.

Ing hell, where do I go?

And there's kids swimming, oh, my God.

Oh, Lord.

There's a [bleep] load of people on this beach,

and I don't wanna [bleep] up these people's wedding.

Ing hell, this is the worst day.

I hate this.

[laughing] Oh, yes.

They will leave by around 6:30, I reckon.

Doesn't give us much time to set up,

but 6:30's pretty late.

Can anybody inside tell me what time are we planning to go?

I think if you aim to be ready for, like, 10 to 7:00.

So, yeah, we should probably...

I'm gonna get dressed, I guess.

Just put the decoration.

Oh, my Lord.

Bro, they should just get married on the boat.

Oh, this is embarrassing.

We can't go in the master, the bride's in there.

Cake done... yeah, mother... er!

So, I'm coming back at, like, 20 past 6:00

to drop Kelsie, pick up you and Barnaby.

What's the tent for?

The tent is for drinks.

We could put the tent back there, maybe.

The tent needs to be out of the way.

I think the tent needs to go here.

They were nice.

- Flowers and stuff... - Okay.

- -line the aisle. - I can do that.

I definitely have to be the one to take charge right now.

These boys have no clue what the [bleep] they're doing.

Okay, what's next, Ashley?

Hang decorations off of this, and then move it.

- Yeah. - I have to step up right now.

Like, this is make it or break it.

Over the whole thing?

- Yeah. - Looks terrible.

Yeah... no, we can do a... we can do it like a curtain opening.

A Halloween prank.

There's cake, you know, in the laundry.

Yeah?

I put a plastic bag on top, because the humidity.

Okay, we won't smash it.

Something like just cloud around that.

Something like this?

I'm glad we brought a designer.

I think this part looks really nice.

This is actually looking really good.

All right, Gary, come on now.

I'm gonna pick up Colin and Barnaby, drop Kelsie.

Colin's gonna come back, shower,

and change into his blacks, get his guitar,

and I'll come back, pick up the guests,

and then come straight back and pick up the bride.

Okay.

Oh, my gosh!

- Is there anything you need? - Is Gabe okay?

- Yeah. - Is he in his tux?

Yeah.

Kels, you mind meeting me on the swim platform, please?

Yeah.

- Are you missing your vows? - Huh?

Are you missing the ring? You need those.

I've got them.

Their wedding's gonna be awkward with a [bleep] load

of people in the background.

That's so funny, there really is gonna be a huge audience.

Every time I'm trying to make something,

some of them don't eat it.

I wanna make the oysters... She don't eat raw shellfish.

I finished the cake, thank God.

But at the same time, I have

this wedding reception dinner tonight.

Well, what about if they all eat salmon, salmon tartare?

Oh boy.

Am I good to go straight down?

Yeah, see you at 10:00.

Ashley, I'm gonna go over to the beach now.

While I'm gone, can you get into your blacks?

Scarlett should do turn-downs, and you set up for dinner,

open the sundeck, and if you can have a tray

of champagne for the guests when we come back.

Yeah, in two hours.

Two hours till dinner, but, like...

Yeah, okay.

An hour and a half until we're back.

- Okay. - Stunning!

It's very subtle, right?

I'm gonna hang back here with the entertainment.

I'm with the band!

Cheers!

Yes.

- Wanna get married? - Yeah, let's do it.

Okay... oh, I gotta get my vows.

Is that everything?

Yeah, so now you can get the boys.

The boys and the girls.

Boys and the girls, yeah, just not Allegra.

- It's happening. - Oh!

Beautiful ladies.

- Welcome aboard. - Hello.

So, Dais, how is this gonna work?

It's making me think about getting married.

We're going to walk around here, walk up the aisle.

How about you, Colin, is this making you wanna...

[laughing]

Hold your horses, Glenn.

- Hey, guys. - Hey!

- You guys look lovely. - You're welcome.

Nicely done.

Have a good evening.

- Ooh, you look so pretty. - Thank you.

Okay, ladies, ladies, if you wanna let Allegra know

that I'm at the back of the boat, thanks.

- Hi. - Wow.

So, I went with a very subtle look.

- You look beautiful. - Thanks.

For the lovely bride.

- All right. - Bye!

Good luck, have fun.

Okay.

I'll just be down there.

Yeah, try to go as fast as you can.

Okay.

Marcos, can I talk to you about the menu,

what plates you need, what silverware?

Surf-and-turf, steak knife, and a fork.

- A cake fork, and then... - Yeah.

And then cake knives.

Don't worry, he doesn't have any running shoes on.

Oh, you're adorable. Oh, gosh.

Ooh, look, here they come!

Someone's gotta grab her dress.

I'll get your train.

Yeah, yeah, just set down there.

Gary, just hand it to me.

That's so cute.

Thank you.

- That's it. - It's time to go.

Okay, we're on.

[guitar music plays]

You look so great.

Okay... we've come here today to celebrate

the coming together of two lives.

To share with you, Allegra, and you, Gabriel,

this occasion of making a total commitment to each other.

Gabriel, please now say your vows to Allegra.

Well, I don't believe in love at first sight,

but I was struck the moment I saw you.

Allegra, I care more about you than anything

in the whole, wide world,

and wherever this winding path of life takes us,

I vow to always be by your side, holding you up.

- Oh... - Nice.

Allegra, please now say your vows to Gabriel.

Gabe, you're the smartest person I know,

and most thoughtful, and the kindest.

You make me feel like the most beautiful person

in the world every single day.

Gabe, it's always been you, and it will always be you.

I love you.

I just wanna say may you be poor in misfortune,

rich in blessings,

and may you live out the meaning of this moment

all the days of your lives.

Wow.

And I now pronounce you husband and wife.

You may now kiss the bride.

Woo-hoo!

[cheering]

[cheering continues]

Your chariot awaits.

I think it's nice here,

like, if the girls maybe go behind you here.

Girls and boys.

I've never been part of one of these.

Okay, ready?

- Yes! - Woohoo!

I'm not marrying you, Daisy!

You're such a dick.

On the season finale of "Below Deck Sailing Yacht."

No, like, lead service.

I'm in full panic mode.

- Is that them? - Yeah.

Sh...

We're partying hard tomorrow.

You're gonna cause some trouble on your last night tomorrow?

What I wanna know, is Gary gonna shag Scarlett?

Gary's either gonna [bleep] Daisy or Scarlett.

No, Gary is never gonna [bleep] Daisy.

Mm.

- Hey! - Woo!