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[frogs croaking]
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[chattering]
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[squawks]
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Whoa. Look at this place.
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- It's just like the outdoor
mega mall from back home.
- Mm-hmm. Sure.
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Anyway, since we only have
a couple of days
left in the city,
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I figured we could spend
the afternoon
shopping for souvenirs.
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Now get out there
and buy anything you'd like!
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- [excited chatter]
- For two coppers or less.
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- [grunts]
- What?
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- This ain't even enough
for a candy bar.
- Yeah, what gives?
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Let's just use
that sweet bling-bling
from the king-king.
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Oh, yeah.
The royal credit card.
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Nuh-uh. Kids,
souvenirs are only meaningful
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- if you pay for them yourself.
- [all groan]
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- You could always try haggling.
- Hag what?
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You know,
bargain with shopkeepers
till they lower their prices.
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You can do that? Oh, these newts
aren't gonna know what hit 'em.
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- [Polly laughing]
- Wait, Polly!
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Don't actually hit anyone!
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Ooh, exciting.
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I guess I'd better
get an item for Ivy,
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since we are an item.
[laughs, snorts]
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Who are you gonna shop for?
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- My mom.
- Your... mom?
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I figure if I'm gonna go missing
in a different dimension,
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the least I could do
is bring back a gift.
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Seems reasonable to me.
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Wha-- When did you? How did you?
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Don't know.
But isn't it perfect for Ivy?
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It even whistles
when you swing it.
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- [grunts]
- Watch this...
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[grunts]
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Wa-ta!
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- My pots!
- Sorry, sorry!
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Bill the king! Bill the king.
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[panting]
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"Massage your tuchus
the right way
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with this chair
full of rumble bugs.
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Your life will never be
the ding-dang same."
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Pfft. How good could it be?
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[chair vibrates]
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- Oh, my frog!
- [bird squawks]
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Now, this is for my mom, okay?
The lady who gave me life.
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So we gotta find something
that's one-of-a-kind.
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- [sniffs, coughs]
- What does she like?
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Antiques, butterflies,
drinking tea...
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Okay, well, how about
this box of herbal tea?
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- Too ordinary.
- [grunts]
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- Giant butterfly taxidermy?
- Too creepy.
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This antique vase?
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This broken antique vase?
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Wait. Look over there.
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Whoa. A butterfly teapot?
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[Anne] And it was made by
a revered Newtopian artist?
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Sprig, it's perfect!
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Excuse me,
how much for the teapot?
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Sorry, it's not for sale.
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What? No, 200 coppers.
No, 600 coppers.
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I will pay 90,000 coppers.
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Anne, you have two coppers.
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It's not for sale,
because it's the grand prize
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in the market's annual
Shopping Cart
Smash and Mash Derby.
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If you want the teapot,
you should sign up.
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You sure about this?
We don't even know
what this competition is.
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Sprig, it's the perfect gift,
and this is the only way
to get it.
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Nothing is gonna stand
in my way.
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[Priscilla scoffs]
That's what you think.
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[gasps]
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Name's Priscilla the Killa.
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Champion of
the Smash and Mash Derby
20 years running.
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- This is my daughter Pearl.
- Hello.
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And that teapot is mine.
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[both laugh]
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Hey, Mom,
how do you spell "winner"?
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Just put your name, sweetie.
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Oh, yeah?
Well, I'm Anne,
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and I'm gonna destroy you
in this derby thing,
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as soon as I figure out
how to play.
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- [both laugh]
- This is gonna be easier
than I thought.
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- See you in the ring, Mop Top.
- [both laugh]
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- They seem confident.
- Come on, dude.
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We gotta study up on this game.
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So, teams of two
push carts around
and ram into each other.
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If your cart tips over,
you're out.
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Other than that, anything goes.
Sounds like my kinda game.
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[thud]
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- Is it bad?
- [metal clanging]
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What's that noise?
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Whoa. Polly?
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Oh, hey. Like my new bucket?
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[grunts]
That's gotta be worth,
like, 50 coppers.
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-How'd you--
-Haggling, baby.
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[grunts]
Turns out I'm a natural.
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All you gotta do is expose
a shopkeeper's weakness,
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and then exploit it
until they're on their knees
begging for mercy.
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[laughs] Oh, look, bows.
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Okay, focus.
Let's go win that teapot.
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First, we pick our cart,
which should be pretty easy.
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- Give me that!
- Get your own cart!
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- [screams]
- [Anne] Hmm.
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[rattling]
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[squeaking]
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[sniffs, licks]
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[smacks lips] Pass.
This one's a C-plus at best.
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-[clapping]
-Wow.
You're really good at this.
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Me, Sasha and Marcy
practically lived at the mall.
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So I'm pretty much
a cart whisperer.
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Attention all smashers.
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The Smash and Mash Derby
is about to begin.
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Oh, shoot. We gotta hurry.
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Let's split up
and find a cart already.
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-But, Mom--
-Ah, stop worrying, Pearl.
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I've been the Derby champ
20 years running.
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There's no way anyone else
is winning that teapot.
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That's not
what I'm worried about.
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It's your tail.
It hasn't healed
from your last derby.
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Relax. I can beat
these chumps without it.
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-[groans]
-Now, come on.
Let's get outta here.
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[chuckles] Very interesting.
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[cheering, chattering]
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- A tail injury?
- Yep.
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Don't know how
that's gonna help us yet, but--
Whoa! Polly.
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Guys, meet Micro-Angelo,
my private chauffeur.
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[chirps]
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[both] Whoa.
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Well, nice chatting with ya,
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but I've got more haggling
to do.
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Okay, focus.
Let's scope out the competish.
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- [growls]
- [both scream]
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[both] Tea pot! Tea pot!
Tea pot!
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It's okay, dude.
We've got this.
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Look,
even Hop Pop believes in us.
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[moaning]
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Actually, I don't know
what's going on there.
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Yoo-hoo. Ready to lose?
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- [laughs]
- [grunts]
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[announcer]
Players, on your marks...
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- [engine revving sounds]
- Get ready...
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All right, you crazy animals,
smash and mash!
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[crowd cheering]
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[clamoring]
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[grunts]
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[grunts, screams]
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[grunts]
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[grunts]
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[grunts]
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[growls]
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[snarls, groans]
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- [crowd cheers]
- He's fine.
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[announcer] This is it,
ladies and gentle-newts.
Only two carts left.
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Come on, Sprig.
We can do this--
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[both grunt, scream]
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[both groan]
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[crowd screams]
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Looks like this battle
is too big for the ring.
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[Priscilla grunting]
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"Page two, using the brakes."
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- [both scream]
- [all] Not the baby!
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Initiating secret
special cart maneuver,
ollie pop.
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Ollie what?
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- [brakes squealing]
- [both groan]
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- [both scream]
- Ah! I gotta use my tail.
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It's the only way to not murder
that pollywog!
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But, Mom, your injury!
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Hush. I have no choice.
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- [groans]
- Mom!
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- [brakes squeals]
- [Polly groans]
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I wasn't worried.
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- [panting]
- [Anne] Hey, you guys okay?
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- Yeah, we're fine.
- [Anne] Okay, good.
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Now, Sprig!
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[all gasp]
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Aw.
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[groans]
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[announcer]
Mop Top wins. Mop Top wins!
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- [crowd cheers] Mop Top!
- Uh, can we not make
that a thing?
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Here you are, ma'am,
just as promised.
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[squeals]
My mom is gonna love this.
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- Sorry about your staff, dude.
- It's okay.
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If it broke this easy,
it wasn't good enough for Ivy.
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At least,
that's what I'm telling myself.
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Hey, Mop Top.
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Congratulations.
You won fair and square.
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Oh, uh, thanks.
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Just make sure you take care
of that thing, okay?
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The newt who made it
was special.
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- One-of-a-kind.
- One-of-a-kind?
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Yeah, the kind who
encouraged you
to follow your dreams,
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even if they were wacky
and dangerous.
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[chuckles] The kind who cut
the crust off your sandwiches
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'cause she knew
you didn't like 'em.
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That teapot was the last piece
of art she ever made.
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So like I said, take care of it.
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Was the artist your mom
by any chance?
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Yeah.
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I was gonna give this
to my mom when I got home,
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but I think
she'd want you to have it.
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No, I couldn't.
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Please, I insist.
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N-- [sighs] Thank you.
This means so much to us.
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You're not half bad, Mop Top.
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Anne. My name's Anne.
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- Hey!
- [gasps]
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Thank you for being so generous.
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Here. I'd be honored
if you gave it to your mom.
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I'm no famous artist,
but I made it myself
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and it's one-of-a-kind.
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Thank you. It's perfect.
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- Don't be a stranger, Anne.
- [Pearl] Bye.
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Well, now that that's over,
you guys seen Hop Pop?
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Oh, heya, kids. Yoo-hoo!
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Eh, just packing
a small souvenir,
uh, then we can head out.
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Whoa.
You got that for two coppers?
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I sure did. [chuckles]
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Amazing what you can get
for two coppers these days.
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[Anne] Hmm.
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Okay, fine.
I used the credit card!
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I'm so ashamed.
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But if you could
just feel this thing, kids.
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It's heaven on your rump.
Nirvana on your tush.
Bliss on your buttocks.
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[Anne, Sprig, Polly] We got it.
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[gasps]
I just had the worst dream.
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You up, Anne? Anne?
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It's so pretty.
I'm sure your mom's
gonna love it.
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Hmm. Yeah.
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What's she like?
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My mom?
Um, kind... in her own way.
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But strict too.
She wanted me to study more.
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Thought I goofed off too much.
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We didn't always see eye to eye.
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She annoyed me sometimes too.
Like, in the kitchen,
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she'd always sing
these goofy Thai love songs,
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and, man, was her singing bad.
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Woof! That woman
was beyond tone-deaf.
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You know, the funny thing is,
right now I would give anything
just to hear her singing.
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Whoa! Sorry, sorry.
I just, uh, need a moment.
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[sighs]
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It's cool you know
your mom, though.
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Mine passed away
when me and Polly
were really young.
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I don't even remember
what she looked like really.
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Much less
the sound of her voice.
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You know,
I've always wondered...
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can you miss someone
you never actually knew?
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[chuckles] That's silly.
I mean, of course you can't.
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